Step 1: dice everything unless he says not to. Step 2 (1): cook correctly Step 2 (2): if you do it wrong even once he will just yell at you until its cooked Step 3: add hot sauce (or dont and step 2 will happen again) Step 4: eat it (or get smashed into the ground)
I was so patient, I don't know what you're talking about! That person was a failure and a disgrace to human kind, and they had horrible manners and listening skills. I was KIND compared to what that INSOLENT CHILD deserved!
Now THIS is what we mean by 'Hells kitchen' Alastor is nothing but nice to you but if you make the slightest mistake whilst cooking with him YOU ARE THE MISTAKE
My oc in the hot sauce part: *takes hot souce, pulls off the lid and puts all of the hot sauce she can find in the jambalaya* Alastor: *a small bit shocked*
Timestamps!!! 0:08 Alastor finds out you don’t have jambalaya 0:13 yells at us for having no jambalaya ,slaps us 0:27 we get magically healed 0:34 aggressively says recipe 1:00 picks up pace of saying recipe 1:10 cursed cat Alastor 1:14 says hot sauce is “optional” 1:17 realizes we diced the hot dogs instead of slicing them 1:28 calls us a dumb @ss 1:31 hits us again 1:42 yells at us to get more sausage and SLICE IT 1:46 hits us again (again) and turns into a deer 1:59 SLAP 2:03 “you aren’t listening to radio-daddy~” 2:05 calls us a f@g 2:07 says we are dumb 2:11 “this is why your mother doesn’t love you” 2:13 great job! 2:18 no hot sauce?! 2:32 “ patience” with us wears off 2:33 deer* 2:36 screammm 2:38 what the fuck 2:39 “you f@ggot!” 2:44 alpha moment 2:46 outro -candied
RIGHTTTT like i was pausing and rewinding to read all the lil text bits and suddenly i hear slo-mo al going ffffaaaaa-gggggg and it hit me harder than those tentacles hit Viewer
so real i think this is the most accurate Alastor impression ever, the injuries i’ve inherited from him while making this are to be remembered. thank you Alastor.
Never forget the Tabasco sauce! The people of Louisiana are even serious about it to where shops even sell entire shelves of it in different Scoville units. In fact, Tabasco is even on every dining table and should be everywhere else! Tabasco! Tabasco! Tabasco! Sorry, I sometimes have strong feelings when it comes to the food of Louisiana on its Cajun and Creole flavors, I get like Jerry Seinfeld on cinnamon babka.
Alastor: “you declined the hot source because of sensory issues? Well you’ll sure as hell ahve sensory issues after I fry your nerves in boiling hot jambalaya.”
This was hilarious, the voicing was amazing and hilarious and the art was great. The funny deer drawings, yelling, pictures, the voice, and everything was really funny and great!
The thing about alastor is he always hides his anger around everyone (except his subjects like husk) so he is usually calm and trys to act like he's not angry
2:20 My reaction, literally. : “I’M SORRY I CaN’T HAVE tABaSCO SauCE. I CAn’T FoRKInG HANdLE HoT SAuCe BRuV.” *Goes back to literally drinking malt vinegar. Don’t ask why, I’m British.*
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Lesson learnt: Always have jambalaya in the house.
NO MATTER WHAT.
OR YOU GET BEAT BY ALASTOR👊🏻👹💢
to be fair it can be really good lol
I never had it before🙃@@snonyabeeswax
@@VixX.0fficialWTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!?*hits*
I’m South Asian soooo… how about biryani….?
“you aren’t listening to RADIO DADDY.” CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
Me to😂
@@Wings2118lisener 🤣🤣
Lol
WHEN DID HE SAY THAT
@@EmberonVRCit’s around 2:00
Step 1: dice everything unless he says not to.
Step 2 (1): cook correctly
Step 2 (2): if you do it wrong even once he will just yell at you until its cooked
Step 3: add hot sauce (or dont and step 2 will happen again)
Step 4: eat it (or get smashed into the ground)
I think you meant numver 3
Me who can’t eat hot sauce
1:10 Everywhere I go... I see his face.
😰
I KNOW! 😂
Since Alastor doesn’t want anything to do with the internet, Cursed Cat Al is happy to lend a hand
@@Chamomile.Tea31lol he is
@jammydodgers739the Vox pfp really completes the comment
He is Gordon Ramsaying up in here 😂 hells kitchen with Alastor.
I can't *breathe* the slapping sounds😂😂😂💀💀💀 while I'm eating an apple for lunch 😂😢😂
down in here*
If fox and alastor started a cooking show together
A literal hell's kitchen💀
LMAOOO I LOVE IT
An.... Apple?
AND NOT JAMBALAYA!?
*slapping sounds*
1:50 THE WAY HE JUST RANDOMLY BECOMES A DEER OH KY GOSHHH I LOVE THID SM 😭😭
HAVING IT ANIMATED MADE IT 100 TIMES BETTERRR
Hes become more of a furry
I like the fact that he says hot sauce is optional then loses his shit when the person doesn't want hot sauce
True southerner behaviour right there tbh.
(Or at least Louisiana lmao)
Alternate title:
Alastor gets overly aggressive over a pot of jambalaya because some mf can’t make jambalaya correctly
Oh gosh my guts are being laughed out AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Why do I just imagine he's trying to teach Luci and Luci just starts to cry because Alastor won't stop yelling at him xD
that could easily be cannon🤣
Whys this jambalaya so salty???
Alastor: “Because it’s made 70% of Lucifer’s tears….”
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored PPPFFF- you made my original comment 10x better
“IM NOT A F@G ALASTOR IM NOT. AND I DONT HAVE A FUCKING MOTHER *SOBS*”
He obviously has not had any jambalaya in weeks!🤣🤣🤣
YEARS actually
@@KathrenGacha fr 🤣🤣🤣
@@KathrenGacha 7 years to be exact 😂
cut him some slack, he's going through withdrawal
@@fandomhopper1 lol ok 🤣🤣🤣
Lost footage of Alastor swearing like a maniac
Edit: HOLY shit I'm finna go to Heaven and tell my mom I got famous for one damn comment_
alastor if he was written by vivziepop
@@lokal_agenda🤣😂🤣
Who's gonna tell him
@@lokal_agendahe is
@@jadenramos4881not me
This is just what trying to cook at my mom's house while she's around is like
“I’ve been so patient with you up until this point!”
Me: *BRO WHEN?*
Fr
I was so patient, I don't know what you're talking about! That person was a failure and a disgrace to human kind, and they had horrible manners and listening skills. I was KIND compared to what that INSOLENT CHILD deserved!
It's giving undyne making spaghetti with frisk 😭
Frrr 😭🙏
OMG FR
UNDERTALE SUMMONING
FOR REAL
FGKSDHPFHIOGHFLBSDHPF REAL
NOW I KINDA WANT TO SEE THESE TWO COOKING TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER
Now THIS is what we mean by 'Hells kitchen' Alastor is nothing but nice to you but if you make the slightest mistake whilst cooking with him YOU ARE THE MISTAKE
BROOO💀💀💀😭😭😭
I actually went to Hell’s Kitchen in Atlantic City😭
Tobasco is important.
YES
I was about to extremely disagree with you but I won’t… For my safety… Only for my safety…
@@ElskaTheAnimator Wise
1:49 THE ANGRY DEER LMAO-
for the whole video i was trying to hold my laugh and failing because f how much that poor little figure had to get hurt. I love this.
So THAT'S how the fandom gonna survive until season 2 😂😂 ngl I am loving this
My oc in the hot sauce part: *takes hot souce, pulls off the lid and puts all of the hot sauce she can find in the jambalaya*
Alastor: *a small bit shocked*
That's... too much hot sauce. You put in too much hot sauce. YOU IDIOT, NOW WE HAVE TO START OVER, DO YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING?!?!?!
IM SOBIGNG I CANT THE DRAWINGS MAKE IT SO JUCH BETTER..THANK YOU FOR HTIS
HOW DID HE KNOW I'M A F A G 😂
Timestamps!!!
0:08 Alastor finds out you don’t have jambalaya
0:13 yells at us for having no jambalaya ,slaps us
0:27 we get magically healed
0:34 aggressively says recipe
1:00 picks up pace of saying recipe
1:10 cursed cat Alastor
1:14 says hot sauce is “optional”
1:17 realizes we diced the hot dogs instead of slicing them
1:28 calls us a dumb @ss
1:31 hits us again
1:42 yells at us to get more sausage and SLICE IT
1:46 hits us again (again) and turns into a deer
1:59 SLAP
2:03 “you aren’t listening to radio-daddy~”
2:05 calls us a f@g
2:07 says we are dumb
2:11 “this is why your mother doesn’t love you”
2:13 great job!
2:18 no hot sauce?!
2:32 “ patience” with us wears off
2:33 deer*
2:36 screammm
2:38 what the fuck
2:39 “you f@ggot!”
2:44 alpha moment
2:46 outro
-candied
Uhh.... Al.... I accidentally burnt the jambalaya..... 😅
Heh.... (please don't kill me🙏🏻)
al gonna be the next duolingo or something,, you better hide he comin for you 💀🙏
Oh Lucifer he’s gonna kill you
death sentence.
@@leschatssuperstars1741. OH NO-😭
@@Blu3berrybxtch NOOOOOOOOO😭
The little slaps with the tentacles 😂😂
Not "Radio Daady" 💀💀
IM SHITITNG TEARS OH MY GOD THE SLUR CAUHGT M3 SO FUCKJY OFF GUARD HELP ME
SAMEEE I JUST KNEW I HAD TO FULLY ANIMATE IT TOO 😭🙏
@@lokal_agenda ITS PWRFECT LMAOAOO
RIGHTTTT like i was pausing and rewinding to read all the lil text bits and suddenly i hear slo-mo al going ffffaaaaa-gggggg and it hit me harder than those tentacles hit Viewer
THE WAY HE DRAGGED IT OUT TOO IM ACTUALLY CRYING 😭😭😭😭
THE WAY ALASTOR TURNED INTO A WEREWOLF KILLED ME- HELP 😭😭😭😭
Radio daddy indeed
2:46 What a kind and patient chief 😊
0:14 the noises 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It sounds like bro's clapping someo-
@@Melomaniac._.54 HUH!?
fr tho💀
worth It
THIS ANIMATION WAS KILLING ME ISTG 😭😭😭 I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT TOO! THE EXPRESSIONS, THE POSES, I LOVE IT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
2:04 Alastor randomly throwing out the f slur was not what I was expecting
I AM JEALOUS OF HOW U DRAW ALASTOR
0:22 *DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND D-D-D-DIRTY MIND*
(the “radio daddy” part made me laugh very VERY HARD*
The animation when Alastor said wtf at 2:27 was so good istg
this is going in my brain for math class
I feel like Gordon, Ramsay and Alistair would be best friends when it comes to cooking, especially when Alastair makes jambalaya
I’m laughing and going through extreme anxiety at the same time
Thank you for this wonderful experience
We come her exactly for that experience 😂😂😂
IM SORRY I DONT HAVE JAMBALAYA I LIVE ON THE WEST COAST 🥺🥺
I love the slapping noise..
(NOT IN A DIRTY WAY!!!)
so real i think this is the most accurate Alastor impression ever, the injuries i’ve inherited from him while making this are to be remembered. thank you Alastor.
So this is why he’s a radio host and not a cooking-show host…
as someone who grew up in a southern household this is surprisingly accurate to the ingredints
2:03 "radio daddy" 😅
Real backstory behind why he killed people. The f*ed up his jambalaya 🤣🤣
TRUE
Bro this was so good! You gotta do the Vox one!
if i can figure out how to draw vox, maybe! 😭
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
2:04 "YOU F##" LMAO
Never forget the Tabasco sauce! The people of Louisiana are even serious about it to where shops even sell entire shelves of it in different Scoville units. In fact, Tabasco is even on every dining table and should be everywhere else! Tabasco! Tabasco! Tabasco! Sorry, I sometimes have strong feelings when it comes to the food of Louisiana on its Cajun and Creole flavors, I get like Jerry Seinfeld on cinnamon babka.
Alastor using his tentacles as whips was hilarious 😂 hope that doesn't bite him in the butt later 😏
This is pure gold of comedy
"YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO RADIO DADDY!" wtf alastor chill! 😂
Al: I been so patient with you at this point
Me: *me looking like flat Stanley after all the wrath*
2:19 he said it was optional
Hi
2:02 "you aren't listening to ✨~RADIO DADDY~ ✨" got me ROLLING on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't see Al like the same anymore 😭
Now he's an angy deer that's not very patient :
“You-you don’t have ✨jambalaya✨?”
**gets clapped**
I don’t think even Gordon Ramsey could even survive in the kitchen with alastor 💀
THAT CLAPPING AND GRUNTING 😭😭😭
lore accurate Alastor
I feel like Alastor is my mom when she’s trying to teach me how to cook something
I think I've tried jambalaya before but it does sound good
2:11 "THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!"
I'M DYING RN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The slaps literally sound like aggressive backshots 0:12
0:39 He really likes diced foods 😊
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MOTHERS WAY
He called himself "The Radio Daddy," and I call him that sometimes
SO UNDERRATED
1:27 i laughed so hard😭
Hes gordon ramsey, thats why its called “hells” kitchen.
This is SO well animated omg!!
2:03 "Radio D A D D Y~😩🤌✨️"
He has a lot of patience😂
Alastor: “you declined the hot source because of sensory issues? Well you’ll sure as hell ahve sensory issues after I fry your nerves in boiling hot jambalaya.”
THIS IS SO UNDERSTETDHSA
Bro turned into Gordon Ramsay😂
Alastor beating us up, but FR i made jambalaya and my mom actualy diced the sausage 😭😭
*cutely steals jambalaya*
*Aggressively hits you with octopus tentacles*
@@MiraculouslyUnique *cutely makes jambalaya while crying*
@@Yi0rgedood1ez *Aggressively hits you again for not wanting hot sauce*
@@MiraculouslyUnique *cutely cuts the sausage diced*
@@Yi0rgedood1ez *Aggressively curses you out and has a deer-fit*
😂 i love this also love your artstyle
This was hilarious, the voicing was amazing and hilarious and the art was great. The funny deer drawings, yelling, pictures, the voice, and everything was really funny and great!
Welp, I just learned how to make Jambalaya.........Time to make some! 😁
*gets hit by Alastor because I forgot the hot sause..*
The thing about alastor is he always hides his anger around everyone (except his subjects like husk) so he is usually calm and trys to act like he's not angry
IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ANIMATION! THE CHAOS! THE VOICE! THE SLAPPS! IT'S PERFECT!!!
2:00 best part imo
1:10 cursed cat alastor
My short af oc that has sensitive ears(they have bat ears):*cries in the corner after this*
Nunca me he reído tanto en toda mi vida. Está hermoso ❤
estoy muy feliz que te gusta tan! muchas gracias
2:20 My reaction, literally. : “I’M SORRY I CaN’T HAVE tABaSCO SauCE. I CAn’T FoRKInG HANdLE HoT SAuCe BRuV.” *Goes back to literally drinking malt vinegar. Don’t ask why, I’m British.*
I’m not sure how to feel about this honestly is funny at the same time it’s just I don’t know it’s a beautiful video
HELP IM DYING, THE HITTING SOUNDS LIKE CLAPPING (if u know u know) 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS TO INHALE SO MUCH
2% Jambalaya 8% Cooking 90% Alastor smacking the dying crap out of us
This is now my favorite animation of the genre: "Cooking with..." it's absolutely beautiful 🤣
and remember kids
Everything must be D I C E D
EXCEPT the sausage!! 😋
This is amazing. I imagine this with him trying to teach Luci or Vox and he’s just trying to find reasons to yell at them LOL
2:02 "YOU AREN'T LISTENING To ✨Radio Daddy✨" Had me crackin
I am mature. I am matureeee. Hes killing them. Its nothing elseee
No real😭😭😭this was me trying not to think that😂
Didn’t come to mind, rewatching this has an entire different vibe all of a sudden
This animation is killing me with laughter LMAO 😭🤣💀
ISTG I HEARD THE F SLUR AM I GOING CRAY HE SAID IT LIKE TWICE
2:05 and 2:39
NO TO THE HOT SAUCE?! HOW DARE YOU
As a New Orleans-er this is very accurate.