Our beloved protagonist had killed - An innocent child - Medics - Slave coal miners - An imprisoned god (aka a prisoner of war) And the reason she defected was that Balisarius (who killed her family) double-crossed her, not because she considered killing a kid to be evil. She’s very comfortable shooting a kid to death as long as Balisarius doesn’t betray her.
The first half of his career isn't great tbh. His Dawn of the Dead remake is mid, Watchmen is good but Alan Moore did all the work for him, and 300 isn't as good as I thought it was when I was 14. Idk about Sucker Punch so that might be good. Then you get his DC movies which are poo.
•Bruce gets Lois preggo •Zeus was a kryptonian •Wonder Woman moving from Steve by doing a new guy each war •Riddler shoots himself after solving Anti-Life
@@HectorLopez0217I heard all of them except the last one. If this shit is real (which is probably true considering creative mind behind the ideas) that is like creating black fire and be the most powerful because it creates darkness consuming all the light
To be clear, Saitama loses his shit completely and yells at Genos to keep his explanations to 15 words or less or something like that lol. Then Genos has some inner monologue about "He must be so skilled, he can tell so much from so little information...amazing"
I thought I had lost my mind when I was watching this scene for the first time. I could not believe that a writer would stoop this low. This actually brought me straight back to Glass Onion when Rian just dumps on you that Helen didn't die because her journal stopped the bullet.
Hey! That journal could’ve had metal in it or something! It makes _complete_ sense that she survived! (That reminds me, Wolf should clip out some parts of those Glass Onion EFAPs)
Pro-tip: Just stick the backstory and exposition into script at whatever time you think of it. Rewriting is for amateurs, and planning is for cowards. Rian Johnson knew that, when he wrote his first (and only) draft for 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi.' You can't improve what's already perfect. 🧐
7:15 hilariously the character who steals from everyone's backstories to see if anyone notices was in Honkai Star rail. He's called on it near immediately after he talks with leadership.
Not as long as Snyder's Riders are still around to praise every disaster he makes. Seriously, how did Snyder of all directors earn such a devoted cult?
I think when covering part one EFAP made the joke that there would be a scene where the characters were sitting around and then say, "let me tell you my backstory" and "And that's insane now please listen to my backstory." It was a joke because it seemed absurd because it would be so lazy and stupid no one in their right mind would actually include it in a film. We officially live in a parody...
I love how Fringy references Indianapolis as a medium sized city. I find it funny and curious for an Australian man to be so accurate and specific about a city I wouldn't expect someone from another country to know much about.
A lot of 'obscure' American cities are actually well known for being constantly referenced as being obscure in the American media the whole world consumes.
Based on the way they described this it sounds like the way we learned about the Spider-people in into the spider-verse. Where all their backstories basically are the same. HOWEVER in spider-verse that was the joke. It was a running gag to make fun of recapping backstory to the audience.
I sometimes find it beautiful how, despite our differences, we can all come together to hate on trash like this. Nothing brings people together like bad movies 😂
This is Zach Snyder. He's got my back. He can cringe all of you in half with one exposition dump, just like mowing the lawn in slow-mo. I would advise not getting bored by him, his dialogue traps the souls of its victims.
I kind of got lost in this scene. I drifted off after the 2nd backstory and when the next story began I thought "what? They really are doing this? Holy balls".
Zack Snyder has ALWAYS been a shit storyteller. I knew this when he made Man of Steel and he muted the colors. HE MUTED THE COLORS TO A F@#$ING SUPERMAN MOVIE!!! This makes sense on a Batman movie, BUT SUPERMAN!?!?!?
They could have just had the whole cast be prisoners the bad guys brought with them to speed up the harvest. We could have cut 90 percent of the first movie. The cast could have had a reason to fight for the town. Kora and the villagers could assist or at least be kind to the prisoners. They kill the 10 soldiers, and prepare for the empire to come back.
I find it funny that aside from the magic ancestor blood bs that suddenly made an average villager woman suddenly a super capable warrior somehow (despite the rest of her 40yo body not being cybernetic and presumably not trained for combat), her magic gauntlets and swords aren't special. Because we already see what are basically lightsabers being used normally by Kora and Noble, without the need for robot arms. It's the same weapon without hacking off limbs. And Nemesis didn't even seem know she'd get imbued with the knowledge of how to fight through ancestral blood magic bs. Just that it was part of a right of passage to become a warrior. ...which she, for some reason, decided to do as her fiery village crumbles around her and the smoke should be suffocating her.
Zach Snyder is to movies what rob liefeld was to comic books. The fact that this sort of shallow hackery can exist and thrive in the show biz is its own evidence to the health and quality it’s at. I knew in the 90s that comics were going downhill when liefeld got so much work and took on (ruined) so many popular books. In some of the interviews with Stan Lee back then, there was one where he was side by side with liefeld, and stan the man was throwing one jab after another at his work. Stan Lee could be merciless. Probably what kept him in the biz so long… I suspect enuf people will eventually tell Zach to close his rain coat. Until then, if you like the low hanging fruit rotting on the ground….enjoy?
Do you think we could get a compilation of all the times, or a fair amount, Rags has interrupted people or has been oblivious? His “Biden” moments are hilarious!
In Magnificent 7, they were just good people or dumb enough. 2 I believe were mostly just loyal to each other. Deep lore defeats the power of the plot of mercs defending a flock
And here I thought the worst scene would be assassination scene with the band wearing death hoods playing the actual background music for the royal family as they get stabbed by a whole crowd of witnesses and the room full of bad guys can't catch one woman from fleeing a room they really should have locked to prevent anyone from strolling in accidentally. Not like they were taking many precautions to avoid leaks and cover any loose ends, though. I mean, hell, Apparently they didn't even take the corpses of the royal family family and toss them into a coal boiler to make double sure they were all dead, since the princess somehow survived.
Our beloved protagonist had killed
- An innocent child
- Medics
- Slave coal miners
- An imprisoned god (aka a prisoner of war)
And the reason she defected was that Balisarius (who killed her family) double-crossed her, not because she considered killing a kid to be evil. She’s very comfortable shooting a kid to death as long as Balisarius doesn’t betray her.
😬
Zack Snyder making the most morally reprehensible characters in film history by accident: 😊
The essence of a Her-o. Being able to do the most vile actions but still be taken as a hero due to the morphology of your gonads.
She really is the villain of these two movies.
@@taags No she’s conflicted (that means she’s evil but hot so it’s ok)
If Zack Synder directs and writes a live-action Beyblade movie. He will somehow tie Beyblade lore with the Holocaust.
Well... Moses already part the sea with one and I'm fairly certain at least one cannon genocide had happened in the series
Or he can pull a Michael Bay and have Beyblade fight the Nazis 😂
@@hungtotheover3385 final battle is a swastika beyblade vs a dreidel beyblade
@@dean_l33literal civilizations rise and fall were attributed to beyblades in the lore. Holocaust kinda seems on brand actually lol.
I can't believe Bitler killed 70,000 Beyblades
Snyder’s filmography is like the horse drawing that becomes a stick figure a quarter of the way through
That's the perfect way of describing it
The first half of his career isn't great tbh. His Dawn of the Dead remake is mid, Watchmen is good but Alan Moore did all the work for him, and 300 isn't as good as I thought it was when I was 14. Idk about Sucker Punch so that might be good. Then you get his DC movies which are poo.
@@evansmith9263 It wouldn’t be the flaming horse it was be the black and white one which I assume he’d like
Remember when he tried to blame one RUclipsr on the failure of Batman v Superman.
No, could you please elaborate?
@@burgertime6372 He was asked in a interview about the criticism online and he practically named drop geeks and gamers as hateful.
@RebelNutts-gg1xf wait wasn't that the time when geeks and gamers raised money to help zack Snyder or something like that?
Memeber when Zack wanted Bruce Wayne to get graped in prison in his original story? Pepridge farm remembers.
Bane was going to be the one to buck break the bat
•Bruce gets Lois preggo
•Zeus was a kryptonian
•Wonder Woman moving from Steve by doing a new guy each war
•Riddler shoots himself after solving Anti-Life
@@HectorLopez0217 I now got cut because of how edgy it is
@@HectorLopez0217I heard all of them except the last one. If this shit is real (which is probably true considering creative mind behind the ideas) that is like creating black fire and be the most powerful because it creates darkness consuming all the light
Wait, what?
I must once again urge people to watch Akira Kurosawa so this bile can be forgotten.
Snyder is not even qualified to polish Kurosawas shoes.
@@taags "Snyder does not deserve to smell my shit!"
@@taags Snyder must be exiled from the same solar system that Akira Kurosawa inhabited.
To be clear, Saitama loses his shit completely and yells at Genos to keep his explanations to 15 words or less or something like that lol.
Then Genos has some inner monologue about "He must be so skilled, he can tell so much from so little information...amazing"
Literally most young players at my DnD table, and most writers in Hollywood today.
@@veameal9725 Almost like they all loved OPM but they didn't realize it was parody...
‘’Alright. I’m going to say it. This movie was made by a fucking teenager.’’
I thought I had lost my mind when I was watching this scene for the first time. I could not believe that a writer would stoop this low. This actually brought me straight back to Glass Onion when Rian just dumps on you that Helen didn't die because her journal stopped the bullet.
Hey! That journal could’ve had metal in it or something! It makes _complete_ sense that she survived!
(That reminds me, Wolf should clip out some parts of those Glass Onion EFAPs)
Pro-tip: Just stick the backstory and exposition into script at whatever time you think of it. Rewriting is for amateurs, and planning is for cowards. Rian Johnson knew that, when he wrote his first (and only) draft for 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi.'
You can't improve what's already perfect. 🧐
7:15 hilariously the character who steals from everyone's backstories to see if anyone notices was in Honkai Star rail. He's called on it near immediately after he talks with leadership.
Gallagher right? Been a while since I've seen that moment, with ..... Sunday?
Snyder's COPE (Copypasta Objective Padding w/ Exposition) is NOT my only joy.
How do you get this *this much* worse after being in the industry for 20+ years?!
I think you answered your own question.
Probably because he's high of his own farts and surrounded by yes men, who don't dare criticise him.
Easy, you don't listen to criticism.
It’s easy. It’s because Zach’s successes weren’t his. Any success he enjoyed was caused by his not writing, or adapting any of his other movies.
Can we all finally be done with Zack Snyder?!
When studios finally stop pampering him.
Not as long as Snyder's Riders are still around to praise every disaster he makes.
Seriously, how did Snyder of all directors earn such a devoted cult?
I think when covering part one EFAP made the joke that there would be a scene where the characters were sitting around and then say, "let me tell you my backstory" and "And that's insane now please listen to my backstory."
It was a joke because it seemed absurd because it would be so lazy and stupid no one in their right mind would actually include it in a film. We officially live in a parody...
I love how Fringy references Indianapolis as a medium sized city. I find it funny and curious for an Australian man to be so accurate and specific about a city I wouldn't expect someone from another country to know much about.
A lot of 'obscure' American cities are actually well known for being constantly referenced as being obscure in the American media the whole world consumes.
Based on the way they described this it sounds like the way we learned about the Spider-people in into the spider-verse. Where all their backstories basically are the same.
HOWEVER in spider-verse that was the joke. It was a running gag to make fun of recapping backstory to the audience.
Did you hear that Snyder apparently started writing this story back in high school?
If that's true then that's also when he stopped writing it.
I sometimes find it beautiful how, despite our differences, we can all come together to hate on trash like this. Nothing brings people together like bad movies 😂
This is Zach Snyder. He's got my back. He can cringe all of you in half with one exposition dump, just like mowing the lawn in slow-mo. I would advise not getting bored by him, his dialogue traps the souls of its victims.
It's a strange surprise learning that Suicide Squad 2016 was NOT directed by Snyder... But makes sense.
Not enough slow-motion.
The worst thing is, the ship canon fires two shots but only one impacts the ground. This man is a clown hiding behind the cutout of an artist.
This feels like 'This is Kitana' but if JJ Abrams tried to one up the scale.
I kind of got lost in this scene. I drifted off after the 2nd backstory and when the next story began I thought "what? They really are doing this? Holy balls".
It does feel like a fever dream, that a professional multimillion dollar production put this scene in with nobody blocking it.
Oh my god, making the Hot Shots comparison was just gold!
"Eagle River?"
Zack Snyder has ALWAYS been a shit storyteller. I knew this when he made Man of Steel and he muted the colors. HE MUTED THE COLORS TO A F@#$ING SUPERMAN MOVIE!!! This makes sense on a Batman movie, BUT SUPERMAN!?!?!?
Where did you get your backstory? On a farm?!
I watched the breakdown for Part 1, and Mauler fucking called it, down to the letter. 😂
Oh sweet, they got the guy who did those good hobbit films review/breakdown, great vids - Random Film Talk -
Imagine being a Snyder Rider these days
You can hear Gary cracking up when he mentions Hot Shots, which goes to show you that comedy can be effective when the creators are in on the joke.
The Efap crew's pronunciation of Reb-Bell Moooooon lives rent free in my head. And I like it.
I'd really love to see MauLer write something: a book, a comic, a screenplay, a novel, anything!
They could have just had the whole cast be prisoners the bad guys brought with them to speed up the harvest. We could have cut 90 percent of the first movie. The cast could have had a reason to fight for the town. Kora and the villagers could assist or at least be kind to the prisoners. They kill the 10 soldiers, and prepare for the empire to come back.
This would solve a lot.
You must be hungry, come eat.
I find it funny that aside from the magic ancestor blood bs that suddenly made an average villager woman suddenly a super capable warrior somehow (despite the rest of her 40yo body not being cybernetic and presumably not trained for combat), her magic gauntlets and swords aren't special. Because we already see what are basically lightsabers being used normally by Kora and Noble, without the need for robot arms. It's the same weapon without hacking off limbs. And Nemesis didn't even seem know she'd get imbued with the knowledge of how to fight through ancestral blood magic bs. Just that it was part of a right of passage to become a warrior. ...which she, for some reason, decided to do as her fiery village crumbles around her and the smoke should be suffocating her.
I still choose to believe that I hallucinated this scene
Zach Snyder is to movies what rob liefeld was to comic books. The fact that this sort of shallow hackery can exist and thrive in the show biz is its own evidence to the health and quality it’s at.
I knew in the 90s that comics were going downhill when liefeld got so much work and took on (ruined) so many popular books. In some of the interviews with Stan Lee back then, there was one where he was side by side with liefeld, and stan the man was throwing one jab after another at his work. Stan Lee could be merciless. Probably what kept him in the biz so long…
I suspect enuf people will eventually tell Zach to close his rain coat. Until then, if you like the low hanging fruit rotting on the ground….enjoy?
Lmao the one punch man reference makes way too much sense
Do you think we could get a compilation of all the times, or a fair amount, Rags has interrupted people or has been oblivious? His “Biden” moments are hilarious!
In Magnificent 7, they were just good people or dumb enough. 2 I believe were mostly just loyal to each other. Deep lore defeats the power of the plot of mercs defending a flock
This movie could be a comedy that makes Space Balls look like insert any Marvel comedy here, if only Snyder was self aware.
And here I thought the worst scene would be assassination scene with the band wearing death hoods playing the actual background music for the royal family as they get stabbed by a whole crowd of witnesses and the room full of bad guys can't catch one woman from fleeing a room they really should have locked to prevent anyone from strolling in accidentally. Not like they were taking many precautions to avoid leaks and cover any loose ends, though. I mean, hell, Apparently they didn't even take the corpses of the royal family family and toss them into a coal boiler to make double sure they were all dead, since the princess somehow survived.
Hi Wolf!
Is it the scene in slow motion or is it the scene that’s in slow motion?