Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid?
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Bioshock is a pretty great game. It’s no Meow Motors, but it still holds up even a decade later. There’s story, there’s atmosphere, the music, the enemies, the weapons… let’s talk about the weapons. What if you didn’t want to use weapons in the way you usually would, you know, by actually using them? Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid?
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Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid? (in text form)
Our journey through space and time begins in the sky where protagonist Jack Cooper is eagerly awaiting opening the Christmas gift he’d gotten from his parents. Though it was a small box with no air holes, he still hoped it was a puppy. Then we gain control, escape from the burning wreckage and come to the horrible conclusion that our possible puppy might be dead. Someone will pay for that, and that someone is me with this challenge. A ride through the liquid abyss offered a colorful view of the world below, I arrived in Rapture, Atlas rescued me, and the real game began. You see, Bioshock is a linear game, you can’t go out of your way to obtain an item early then go back and play the game with it. You get items as you progress through the game. Because of that, and the fact that certain segments of the game can’t be completed without enemies in the area dying, in our case without using the Telekinesis Plasmid, you cannot beat Bioshock with only the Telekinesis Plasmid. Now, from here, there are three ways to proceed, besides just ending the video here.
Option 1: Activate simulation mode and attack as few things as possible because ya know a normal person who just arrived in an underwater city full of radioactive maniacs wouldn’t be Rambo in a sweater. Option 2: Only use Plasmids, seems like a pretty fair substitute until you get the Telekinesis Plasmid, could still offer a challenge. Or Option 3: Things are going to die anyway, in which case it shouldn’t matter how they die if it’s not with Telekinesis plasmid, the challenge is failed regardless. What did I choose? Honestly, I didn’t remember because I stopped halfway through this playthrough in March and it’s now October. But I do remember that I spent my time pondering the situation by taking the burning couch as deep into the game as I could. Unfortunately that’s not too far. I ended up going with Option 3.
With my mind made up on how I’d proceed, I could finally start taking orders from Atlas like a big boy and as an official big boy was ready to start hallucinating as I went into the women’s bathroom with a handgun. The Minecraft role-play server owner tried to abduct a little girl, thankfully her father was there to kill him, I blasted off a couple hats with my gun, tried to go for headshots only but that wasn’t like a real challenge I just wanted to see if I could do it, and nearly made it out alive before Andrew Ryan’s goons caught up to me. Silly Atlas wouldn’t let me kill myself with the one bullet I had left.
I made my failsafe escape through Medical Pavilion, home to the extremely professionally insane facial reconstruction surgeon. It took some finagling to get into the Pavilion proper. Some rabble rousers made things complicated for me. Deeper inside, blood on the floor, a couple dead bodies, and a destroyed interior let me know that someone had a very fun afternoon. And soon enough, I’d have a fun afternoon of my own, but not now, later. To obtain the Telekinesis plasmid, I’d have to get another first: Incinerate. The power to spontaneously combust anyone I chose at any range. Also, on the topic of spontaneous combustion, leave a comment if you thought it’d be a real danger in your life as a kid. I did a lot. Not as much as I worried about velociraptors eating me at night if I slept with the door open, but still a lot. In the midst of my madness, I snagged Telekinesis, and the real game began. 
Игры
without mitten squad I would never know when the real game began.
Or how many times the real game began. I didn’t realize that when I purchased a game, it actually had four or five games in it, just waiting for the real game to begin. Thank you, mittens :)
The game was rigged from the start
XD lol
the game never ends because he plays every game once again
Truth is the game never actually started, you merely experience a simulation of the game
Sometimes I wonder if Mitten is just a deepfake and the script is auto generated
It's hard to write good auto generated script rofl
I wouldn’t be surprised by either
@@Baconpotato710 Indeed, it's easier to write a script than write an algorithm that can create dialogue that passes the turing test.
Need a face to deep fake
@@MrGanjie A deepfake can be a voice ruclips.net/video/34AmKPJNfCg/видео.html
I've watched you're channel for so long and knowing you're gone had left a hole in my heart. Paul you are in peace now. We miss you
jesus i have been watching him for years and stopped watching him for a few months and come back to this
every time he pops up in my feed it hurts a little more
yep
Don't watch Jurassic Park... you'll learn that Velociraptors can open doors.
Sweet dreams...
They cant jurrasic park racist cancel jurassic park
jujutsia0002 please tell me this is satire
Was gonna sa
Something something the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park arent even Velociraptors
@@BradTheAmerican shh
something tells me that these challenges are fueling Paul's descent into alcoholism and air-conditioner-bashing madness
Me: I too enjoy alcohol
My Son: *fear of AC bashing madness intensifies
It's all for the greater good.
If you think the challenges are what's fueling that descent, you've not pinpointed the correct issue.
@@UnderstandingCode plot twist
Your son is an A/C Unit
Bruh maybe we should attack a air conditioner for him
Any normal person: Big Daddy
Mittensquad: *LaRgE fAtHeR*
Me: Humongous Male Parental Figure
Texas red DA BIG DADAA
Wares the LaRgE fAtHeR WE NEED MORE lArGe FaThEr
Ye old large parent
Huge Patriarch
rest in peace, buddy
If only Paul could walk into my house one day and say:
"And this is where your real life begins"
Good onr
I’d be scared but would find comfort in the fact that there’d be at least two more times he would come into my house and tell me “this is where your life begins”
you're never gonna have one so it likey won't happen
“For the first time in my life, I died.”
Yeah, that’s usually how it works
That's the joke.
Rory Stockley yes I know. I was trying to add to the joke.
That’s not how it worked for me
Americans overextend jokes
AgustinBre I don’t think it’s just Americans
Man. You are almost to a million subs!
We need a shirt that says:
"And this is where the game really begins"
Dillon Roundy The perfect merch.
I'd buy that until the real game begins
Jesus: "gets crucified"
Me: This is where the real game begins
And he cosplayed God
Jesus: yeets himself to heaven
Apostles: "Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."
you mean, "christians: this is where the real religion begins"
"Play time 6 Hours 21 Minutes" More like 6 Months and 21 minutes
Hehe 621...
Got him
@@mayakirkhouse84
What?
@@phoenixchase9271 search up e621
@@thelordscrusaders387 I hate you for reminding me of this
8:31
How my mom used to chase me around the house with the wooden spoon.
find her in the womens bathroom with your handgun
te spoon being your brothers corpse i assume
Ah yes, the greatest game of all time
So true
Thats a bit of an overstatment
Guys shut up bioshock is way better than any other game
Fax
@nick gurr but it triggers me im salty
He really doesn’t like his 4th grade teacher, does he.
Who does?
@@guilhermehank4938 My fourth grade teacher was rad, he gave us free time every Thursday.
Another mitten squad video, a reason to keep going
Damn, yo what are you doing with all those facts?
You okay man?
🚫🧢
So true
@@venom_ross None of us are. XD
All my playthoughs of this game and I just now realized the gift box says “WOULD YOU KINDLY not open...”
Neat
"Would you kindly not open until [coordinates of Rapture]?"
It shows in the flashback when confronting Andrew Ryan
Seeing Paul actually enjoy his play through of a game is refreshing.
I can't watch this, because if I do, I'll just cry
Paul's biggest fear : *COMBUSTION WHILE SLEEPING*
No. Velociraptors is his biggest, with that being a close second.
* strikes a match with malicious intent *
@@MrNight-dg1ug not at all it’s air conditionings
@@kaydenstull3827 He explained it in the video
"In what other game can you kill someone with someone else body?"
Uh, Dead Space.
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
That’s exactly what came to mind lol
Broforce.
Half-Life 2
CONTROL
11:45 I love how you just walked through all the electric bolt traps which can be removed with Telekinesis.
I wish i bought the plush when i could
That's a lot of Majora's Mask references in the opening ad for the barbarian...
Can you beat Majora's Mask without swinging your sword?
Wouldn’t the very existence of the masks in Majora’s Mask basically nullify this challenge for anything other than the beginning?
How about, without swinging your weapon?
Without hitting the B button, maybe?
Can you beat Majoras mask without using masks? I don’t count the intro because that’s technically not a mask
That mention of how Telekinesis can't be upgraded only solidifies my desire to see this done in BioShock 2...
Who's gonna tell him BioShock 2 has been out for a decade?
Edit: I now realize what your comment meant. Sorry bro
Lol
TransSlav eeeeeeeh.... it’s not underrated so much as it is undercooked. It’s not terrible but bioshock 2 leaves a bad taste in my mouth, especially after playing the first bioshock
Terry T. Error i think the only flaw in my opinion with Bioshock 2 was how short it was. I literally did an entire play through, did everything, on the hardest difficulty in like 2 days. Amazing game just hella short.
Exactly
o7
R.I.P. Mitten Squad
I don't know how, but the part where he said "Large Father" was so F*cking funny.
I guess they don't know the rule: Don't attack a man looking for chicken nuggies.
Last time I was this early Grandma Sparkles crashed the game.
When will he terrible witchcraft end
@@oscarbelmare_22 He defeated Grandma Sparkle a while ago with a chinese pistol
@@thevoidofvoids7416 But she always comes back to haunt again
Ian Ronning not on that video. He killed Grandma Sparkles and walked away scot free. No crash
@@thevoidofvoids7416 Oh yeah I may have repressed it since I member most of that video, I think that it was repressed since what it meant for the known universe
Mittensquad: Calls character jack cooper.
Me: “I should watch him play titanfall 2 without getting in your titan again to see if the game began yet.”
“And, for the first time in my life, I died.”
6:10 They actually turn yellow, yellow because they’ve yielded to you in combat.
It's all fun and games until you smash an enemy flat by only using a beer bottle
Never knew you watch mitten squad
you're here early
why are you here
You seem to be everywhere
How
You are like a walking thesaurus. Excellent script writing, as always 👌
shame we will never get another upload, rest in peace.
@@glurzoh dang I just found out that he’s gone. It’s incredibly saddening. Rest in peace.
sad he is gone
Literally rewatched the Skyrim telekinesis challenge yesterday and you mentioned you were working on this one, so excited to finally see it
Did, did he beat a guy to death with a pack of cigarettes? Now that's how the game really begins.
He is 9k away from 1 million. I remember when he was at like 200k doing top 10 lists. How the mighty evolve.
Yes
I guess he gained 2k in 2 days, he's 7k away now. That's absolutely wild and he deserves every sub
He's now at 1 million.
@@tf2scoutpunch175 Damn, that's legit about a thousand a day
I'm glad someone else can relate to the childhood fear of spontaneous combustion.
I remember being kinda scared of that as a kid, nothing too great, but it was still there.
Man, this guy could make watching paint dry interesting.
Unlike crow...
Scp 049
“Its just a kid, he can make another”
-the best youtuber
"After hearing an F2 tornado erupt from ny giant f...king nostrils as I exhale air in a huff" beautiful
This was my go-to combat option when I ran out of ammo in my first playthrough. It got to the point where I was only using the other plasmids just to see what they did before defaulting back to either Tele or Shock.
Good times!
5:36 I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER SPLICERS!
Can I have my payment in advance?
You're serious?
Mitten Squad: "In what other games can you kill someone using someone else's dead body"
Necromancer: ".... you can kill people without using dead bodies?"
Chad von kaiser can do it
This is the kind of thing we can’t have people saying, might give him ideas.
"in what other game can you kill someone with someone else's body?"
Control....
The outer worlds, DO A PLAYTHROGH OF THAT GAME MITTIN
This actually looked a bit more fun & playable than most of your other challenges. Cheers man, thank you for making my birthday a bit more mitteny & squaddy.
Paul should do a “can you beat fable with only a stick “
I never knew how badly I needed this !!
I have actually done this. It takes forever, but it's not impossible.
Just gotta spam that Multi-Hit Spell with Flouishes tho.
Or the frying pan
Bioshock 2 with only trap rivets
"fewer than 24 hours will remain" "the dawn of the final day" "There will not be another opportunity to buy one" this is a beautiful sting on FOMO culture!
OUTFXD yeah what’s FOMO?
@@thatstockimageguy1067 "Fear of Missing Out" its a marketing ploy where they press people into making purchases because the item is available "For a limited time"
Its also a Majora's Mask reference
The first video I watched by you was the "Bioshock with only a wrench" and you alluded to this challenge. Thank you for finally making it.
"Can you beat Bioshock with only security drones and turrets?"
@Eileen Vehembrist mini-turrets are OP
@Eileen Vehembrist Target Bullseye 2 and 3 is the way to go.
@@MisterJohnDoe Don't they summon new security drones?
"Geoff's farming and mercantile" XD
glad I'm not the only one that caught the AH reference.
6:51 “Got ambushed in the freezer while searching for chicken nuggets” -Best quote
I’m so happy mitten is gonna get too a million, literally the work this dude puts into his content is insane
Mitten squad used telekinesis to destroy his air conditioner
RIP Air Conditioner
8:20 "In what other game, can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?"
Half-Life 2 with the overcharged Gravity Gun that lets you pick up dead Combine soldier bodies.
Saint Row 4 goes one step further by also letting you use LIVING bodies as Telekinesis ammo
That would be a cool challenge
Diablo 2 with corpse explosion or raise skeleton.
Destroy All Humans lets you use telekinesis on living people to destroy tanks. You can literally bludgeon a tank to death with a man's skull.
I was looking for this exact comment, I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that.
"their faces become green" he says as he shows a dead one with a yellow face
Idk why but that “for the first time in my life... I died” comment made me literally lol.
Last time I was this early Paul cared about children
So you've never been this early?
Paul hates everyone
Edit: and everything, has been like that since paul was a fetus
As you can guess it's not easy to be early on vids when you live hours away from Michigan and your schedule is much different
I remember you mentioning this in your bioshock wrench only playthrough, and I never thought you would do it. Holy shit, the man is mental
Im so proud of ya dude!! Almost 1 mil!!! Man i remember the borderlands days... its so crazy growing up ith youtubers and seeing their channel grow this big... love the content dude, keep it up.
Growing up I was rather worried about spontaneous combustion. Though I thought the bermuda triangle would have much more of an impact on my life
finally a person that understand my pain of being terified of a dino coming to kill me cuz my door was open
Velociraptors can open doors. Sleep tight 🤡
Me after playing literally 15 minutes of Dino Crisis when I was like 10 even though I loved (and still do) love dinosaurs
When are we getting a Meow Motors challenge, Mitten?
I’ve waited so long for this video, thank you for awesome vid :)
Bring Paul's videos back into the algorithm.
Miss you!
Yes, another Bioshock gem
No gems only syringes
finally more bioShock :D
Yees +1
Skyrim bucket
HURRAH!!
I’ve never played bioshock, or cared much about it, but I still came to see where the real game begins
Unpopular opinion: The real game hasn't begun.
The real game is never begun if it is always beginning
*See's notification for this video*
*See's title*
Me: "OH IT'S TIME!!!!!!!!"
I love these vids. The twists he puts on these games makes you think
"In what other game can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?"
Red Faction: Armageddon would like to speak to you.
...I mean seriously, I played the game using only the gravity gun from the moment I got it.
great game.
bonus: play as a space asshole.
I am filled with both joy to see this video in my recomeded and sorrow i will never see a new one
Paul is flying high now. We miss you pal. Rest in peace.
Just 10K more subs to go. Good luck Paul.
3 things are certain in life, death, taxes, and mitten squads nasaly voice bringing me back to watch his videos
11:00 As a trombone player, it totally makes sense that Mitten Dad is also a trombone player
You are hilarious in every one of the videos I have watched (Which is most of them), but this has to be the funniest one yet. Very well done sir.
Didn’t expect to arrive so soon
“a man chooses, a slave obeys. Kill would you kindly, a man chooses a slave obeys, OBEY.” - Andrew Ryan
I love fort frolic! It’s one of my favourite locations in the game. It’s bright, colourful and has a warm feeling
I was waiting a long time for this to come out, and it finally is so yay!
Rip a goat. You will be missed
"And come to the horribly conclusion, that our possibly puppy is dead". Looks like Paul is reading about quantum physics to write his videos, a man of culture indeed
During my Bioshock play through, I ignored Telekenisis, unless I had to use it for a puzzle. I think that only using to complete Bioshock is impressive.
I now know Paul's greatest fear: velociraptors that spontaneously combust things.
hearing "Large father" gives me more braincells
Since Mitten has nearly reached 1 mil i have something to say: I have been here since 600k and I have never been prouder of a channel. He is as funny as he is devoted and I am so grateful I found him. Whenever he uploads I will always be there. Whenever his game crashes I will always be there. Whenever he gives up and comes back after a week I will be there. This man is king and when he finally stops, the earth will stop moving and dimensions will collide
Me too bro
Me too
Amen
Ha, gaaaay
@SoapMonkey76 love you too baby
Your sense of humour is adorably twisted and your voice feels me with fillings. That is all.
I enjoy these challenges, looking forward to future challenges.
As soon as someone pulls a gamer move on Mitten he pulls out the bottle and starts breaking his possessions
Wait, how the hell did he get the evil ending if he kept saving Little Sisters? Did he harvest like 20 Little Sisters off camera?
He kept harvesting them though
@@alexandramarberry1023 "harem of groomed little girls ending" oh no
@@alexandramarberry1023 cursed phrase, that is.
@@alexandramarberry1023 how dare you ruin the good ending of bioshock to me?!
@@Smileyreal R/CursedComments
you came out the gate hot with the puppy present line and kept going. A+ stuff man
Side note, but I have never noticed that the present on the airplane says "Would you kindly not open until--"
That is such detail, I love it.
4:33 he called it adam instead of eve
Finally. Something geared towards the Adams
The last time I came this early my girlfriend cried. Nice, 2min upload
Damn, I started following you when you had like 5000. It's been like 2 or 3 years since then. I'm proud of you ;'3
"With our protagonist Jack Cooper" and his robot companion BT-7274