As a French speaker, I always go up to people saying "bon jaw", if I'm feeling really spicy I sometimes say "common sand van". If I ever need to introduce myself it's really simple with the phrase "Jim apples"
Hey what's up cuties?! Nearly missed this one 😅 but love you guys you should sub to Fainted but other than that I love you all!! Super happy that all of you are here!! Anyways love you all peace
The last one is like amazing, literally the same thing happend to me and i was just hoping that my friend said the same amount but he said we had to also pay 15% of bus gas money to get there so we both got 100$ EPIC WIN
4:49 this is so accurate! Me and my dad ordered something from AliExpress and we got a mail that it arrived but it wasn't. We wrote to them we didn't get and they wrote back that we should sent proof. Like wtf do they want? A photo of my empty mailbox or what?
"Age is just a number"
Well prison is just a place
LoVe iS lOvE
and so is 911
And so are the years you are spending in jail
A gun ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 is just a place
And so is court
"You're still lonely, and have no friends"
*Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with*
You could be a voice actor… like I’m not even joking your voice is awesome
more like a narrator if fainted is bad acting lol
Honestly yes and I’m going to have to take a closer look at that profile
Lmao I’ve never thought about it
Geez, Get a room.
@Acey_ just like you spelling, so underrated you don’t care about it.
"chicken kiev"
Top 10 best words men have ever spoken
If school audiobooks only featured Fainted’s voice, then I bet I would’ve been valedictorian 🧐
“What’s up cuties” Dumbledore said calmly.
@@RubixKyuub LMAOOOOO
whats a valedictorian
@@maxyplay1807 highest GPA of your grade when you graduate
@@smolrose7278 oh ok thank you
“Anyone who addresses their bf as bay I am going to throw my phone at their forehead”…me too 😂
It’s bae, not bay. Bae being literally just babe without the second b.
As a French speaker, I always go up to people saying "bon jaw", if I'm feeling really spicy I sometimes say "common sand van". If I ever need to introduce myself it's really simple with the phrase "Jim apples"
JIM APPLES LMFAO
5:40 Love your Boris Johnson impression mate, you're doing it better than the PM himself
"Get a Oujia board and ask him" had me in stitches, holy shit 😂😂
You haven't lost anyone close to you, have you? Treasure your innocence.
@@reallysandra1983 can u take a joke lmao
@@infinity8361 just because you're a clown doesn't mean I have to joke around.
@@reallysandra1983 yea but it just shows me how soft you are, and tells me everything i need to know about you :)
@@infinity8361 I'd impale you until you're unable to walk without blood squirting from many different places 😂 you're soft, kid.
Hey what's up cuties?! Nearly missed this one 😅 but love you guys you should sub to Fainted but other than that I love you all!! Super happy that all of you are here!! Anyways love you all peace
What's up
🤔
You are indeed a person.
@@LiteralBeans A very very person.
@@LiteralBeans you're right
i just want a comment section where everyone doesn't say
"when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺"
like we get it
Ikr it's so annoying
when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺
when fainted calls us cutie 🥺🥺🥺
when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺
when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺
0:45 funny enough, chicken kiev is a real food
I love how he replaces curse words with slang. It’s appreciated 💕
Yay, I love these, I needed some Fainted.
Same. He could read anything and I’d watch
“Age is just a number”
You know what else is a number? Your jail fees
“I’ll throw my iPhone at you”
Bae can I have a phone?
Thx
The last one is like amazing, literally the same thing happend to me and i was just hoping that my friend said the same amount but he said we had to also pay 15% of bus gas money to get there so we both got 100$
EPIC WIN
4:52 I like how he sent different angles 😂😭
WTF😂😂 THE LAST TEXT THO OMG MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂
Im literally in love with his voice
4:49 this is so accurate! Me and my dad ordered something from AliExpress and we got a mail that it arrived but it wasn't. We wrote to them we didn't get and they wrote back that we should sent proof. Like wtf do they want? A photo of my empty mailbox or what?
2:01 that made me laugh way too much
That last one broke me xD
you always brighten my morning. thanks fainted.
“Made outta deer ankles” 😭😂
Missed my homecoming dance to watch this o.O
Man's got his priorities straight
fk that, fainted is important.
priorities
you did the right thing
6:39 for me, my mom would be the annoyed, angry one and my dad would be the kind one, my dad's really patient
0:03 b i s e x u a l
7:51 HELP I LOST IT AT THAT POINT
In the ‘my husband’ ‘we are just friends’ what if they’re arranged married lmao💀
When he say ''you da bomb'' he sounded like postal guy
My boy wifi finally made it out the hood🙏🙏🙏
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME HAHAHAA
The one at the end is huge POG
0:23 bold of you to assume I have a wife
This was really funny😂
how?
which one was funny
lmao the way he said " you da bomb" im crying of laughter
Him “age is just a number” me “jail is just a sentence”
Yea lol
Oh wait
Your pfp sucks there are ids on this channel!
8:50 THE GUY WHO SPEAKS IN SUBTITLES😂
7:41 the second one is far better than first
Fainted, I watch your videos after committing several acts of violence, helps me get rid of the voices!
fainted gives me life
“Hey handsome, hru” GOT ME WHEEZING
4:24 HAHAHAHAHA I cry 😂😂🤣 Bone jaw my friend, wE hAvE yOuR cHiLd
"Age is just a number"
So is 911.
It's always the zoom that makes it funnier xd
seeing fainted learn about bisexuals and not being weird about it was just perfecttt ahdjkt
2:34 I Thought They Were Going To Say "Your Prisoner Number" lol
"Age is just a number"
*Hell is just your future*
the switching "NO" to "FUCK YESS" is insane
Once it got to “hey lebron” I got an ad about pads-
The first part got me 💀💀
I love this so much 😂
I’ve been waiting for this
HOLY U HAVE GAINED SUBS SINCE I WAS HERE LAST TIME!👏👏
Voice actor award-
0:59 love this one xD
7:30 my relationships: nonexistant
8:24 my man got that cheesecak out of his cheesecock
"you're actuallyjust a birch!"
im crying
I missed this series.
The first guy follows the motto: any holes a goal
AYO 😭
i felt the starbucks one
5:13 I can’t breathe no more.
I think the "I have 7 boyfriends" girl was an army lol
3:58 why did I right away thought about BTS?
LOL just the comment I was looking for Sammeeeeeee 🤣💜🤣
7:07 - 7:10, that's savage
the last one lmao man had his back
4:43 how it ended made me dieing laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“how could you call karate bad” *guy sensei voice*
The last one tho got me laughing
It's true, I didn't subscribe and Pewdiepie actually stole my wife 😳
Damn, that tuff
Damn, that tuff
@@Tw0Dots ye
@@Tw0Dots Damn, that tuff
lmao he really said “stole”. She was always Pewd’s side chick, you were the side husband of the side chick
HOLY SHIT THAT 2017 PICTURE THO 😂
2:20 BAHAHA 😭😂
"Bone jaw my friend, we have your child."
◾🔻💧◾
4:19 I can confirm via the power of google translate: bone jaw is English for:
(drumroll please)
bone jaw.
Mans got his priorities right, karate>everything else
I saw that message when I was reading this comment haha.
your laugh reminds me of a guy in a movie, and ist funny how you do the voices.
Dude should really be a voice actor.
Noodles=Dough=Dough=Milk,Wheat, and eggs and sugar, ect
Pasta=Lactose Intolerant
People should be texting their emotions like that guy, cuz i literally don't understand any emotions threw text, fucks things up sometimes
The moms snap character looks exactly like my moms
"chicken keiv" -Random Dad
im crying i actually searched up what bone jaw was in french 🧍♀️
Yeah this was funny texts indeed
Indee
0:26 personally my favorite
4:04 I almost spat my water out. 😂🤣
"age is just a number"
"well 911 is one two hun"
2:57 i didn’t expect kuzco
hey fainted i have watched all of your yt vids on xbox and i love you
3:53 "Max party members reached"
*"you da bomb" felt kinda personal*
I loved this one its really funny
the ouija board pc had me liking automatically
2:17 Maybe they’re spouses in a QPR? hopefully lmao
Fainted is the only person that will call me a Cutie
cutie
@@LucasN00b yes. B O X
@@LucasN00b you have the name of my crush-
@@emperorchaos2583 bro moment
@@LucasN00b very odd coincidence ngl
Wow 1.51m subs congrats i remember last time I watched you you had 800k great to watch you again
The last one his friend came in clutch
bro these voice impressions lmao i heard u sound like stewie griffin and peter from family guy haha
i watched 3 of your videos and in all 3 i can hear the beeps of a truck backing up