Checkup & A.S.M.R. with Professor Clemmons
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Professor Clemmons stops by to perform a checkup and some A.S.M.R. on you, his favorite patient out of all the Arkham Sanitarium residents.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.
When ER stares into the abyss, the abyss looks away.
nice
+Alex Gesiakowski The abyss gets tingles.
+Alex Gesiakowski plot twist: uncle E IS the abyss!
and blushes
+PimpDaddy Deadpool "I-It's not like I was looking at you or anything!..." *blushes harder
the intro was so ridiculously cool
Agreed
I have to admit sometimes I don't even watch your videos for asmr, but just to appreciate this unique form of art you've somehow created with it
Sometimes I have weird self-aware moments when I lie in bed at night next to my sleeping husband and realize I have headphones in and some strange man whispers me to sleep every night....... what even is asmr
Something millions of people do that nobody knows of. Don't worry about it, because literally all of us have gone through it haha
yess
+K4inan "these hoes aint loyal"
+K4inan Hey, I'd be all for it if my husband was willing to whisper in my ears and tap things next to my head for an hour every night.... but I guess a girl can't get all her needs satisfied XD
+StellatheSmaragdine haha so true
"Cause I'm N I E T Z S C H E,
And I'll end any mother fucker like my name in a spelling bee!"
- Nietzsche Epic Rap Battles of History 2015 - Easter Philosophers vs Western Philosophers
+Harperlarp Haha! I think you meant Eastern, not Easter! xd
t h e s a g e 哲 I regrets nothing!
Harperlarp I regrat nutting eather!
Give us that small loan of a million tingles already
You are the KING of roleplays. Love it as always
5:20 that intercom was so cool. You're really bringing the whole Asylum as a place to life.
He's truly an artist man... That was pretty cool XD
*listening* Wow, I think I'm a human in this rp!
Clemmons: Let me listen to your heart....how many do you have again?
Me: Darn it!
Human master race
Maybe you're a time lord
You were....experimented on. Perhaps in your sleep.
without the glasses on you'd look like dad from fallout 3
Strange, I don't think he looks dead. :D
just because of the hair, I feel like this is a younger Dr.Clemmons.
that may be. certainly, Rift World dose not always follow a specific sequence. it a fun to think about
+Thomas Callear| *does *it's fun to think about.
+CM Cardenas wow thanks so much for that dude
+Alvaro Faz yeah he is only 265 in this one
just passing by to say thank you again for all the effort you put into these videos and the relaxation we all get from this.
This is literally making my life better! I may not have much stress, insomnia or something similar, but this helps me so much to just calm down from the world around me!
I hope you are also doing well.
+bEeFy949 Well I'm glad to hear. And thank you, I'm doing well, I hope you are too!
I love the world you've created within your videos. That level of creativity is one of the reasons you're a favorite asmrtist of mine.
Awesome, I appreciate the consistent quality of your work.
I opened up the video then got distracted by another tab so when you finally walked in I was like "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?!". That's some 3D audio for ya.
That quote at the beginning gave me chills, and all I could think about was Dark Link when it came up. I've always liked to think of Dark Link as the embodiment of Link's inner darkness manifested by Ganon to kill him
no...?
+Cameron Reyno Actually I was more of the opinion that Shadow link is Link's desire to be free of the eternal cycle in which he's forced to defend hyrule, and would covet the triforce for himself instead. He's literally a slave to the goddess that Zelda represents, and without understanding, very like has formed an alternate personality who resents this constant service with zero rewards at the end. Though, link and hyrule are magical enough in nature that such a dark entity can be physically made whole.
And that's the point of a theory. interesting way of thinking about it. Kinda cool
+Luke Thomas (IrishPie101) what.. what the fuck are you talking about
+Tilly Edwards I like it
Damn, Ephemeral Rift, I'm impressed. Thee hairstyle, the intro, the intercom, everything about this is absolutely brilliant! It genuinely makes one feel that they are actually in the Sanitarium, interacting with your ingeniously crafted character- I mean, staff members, and it's almost an honour to be.
Still waiting for "Relaxing with Trump - Make ASMR great again"
Hahahahahaah
+Bytegeist We're gonna build a wall....Quietly...
It's gonna be yuge!
I'm personally looking for "Relaxing with Shrek."
Tingles are like onions.
Thalins Genohan you know I wouldn't be against that lol
😃😃😃😃😃 professor clemens is my favourite doctor! I m french and I dont understand everything because I dont speak english very Well but he always relax me ( I listened "the New arrival" 50times or more! to fell asleep ) ER you are a real artist and a great actor. Your work is perfect, very relaxing and often funny😁) , thanks for all your videos !
Your English is looking great so far! Keep up the good work.
Je m'attendais pas à croiser un français dans les commentaires
The idea of being Prof. Clemmons favorite patient makes me wayyy giddier than it should lmao!
It's ten past Four, I'm drunk and I need some sleep, what pops into my subscription box? Thank you jebus.
When I saw the hair, my eyes got real big. It's surprising, but really nice. You look very handsome and, like, 20-ish! Thank you for the videos, Uncle E!
You've outdone yourself again ER. I rarely get tingles, but when I do it's always from your channel. Thank you for taking the time and effort you put into these role plays. They are the only way I fall asleep anymore
The opening quote made me think of Bloodborne and how I'd love to see another Bloodborne RP - the first one was awesome!
Was thinking the exact same thing
+Spenfen First one? Where?
pls
+Spenfen That would be awesome actually!
which was the first one I must of missed it
What if Clemmons is ERs real last name, but he pretends it's just the name of a character so no one will expect it?
Hmmm Paul Clemmons?? Not sure, it could be but I kinda doubt it.
It's Manley. Hence Manley asmr
+5Star makes sense
Pretty sure his last name is Arkhamasylum..
Next level
Woah, the hair! Liking the style man, and love the videos as always. Keep up the good work :) your vids have gotten me through a lot of rough times. Always brings a smile when I see you have a new video posted.
Jesus christ the intro was too cool
This gives me so many tingles!! When he starts talking terminology, my tingles get more intense. Your voice is my ASMR!
Thank you for this video!!
Professor Clemens has always been my favorite character. I was very excited to see another video with him.
Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation..... best name ive heard for asmr all year so far
When Corvus calls me his favorite patient, i find him charming and quirky...
When this guy calls me his favorite patient, i feel like i should find a way out of this room ASAP.
Fantastic job again Mr. Rift, amazing intro and timing. Keep up the fantastic work!
Does anyone even remember the last time we saw Rift with hair like this?
I didn't even know he had hair like this
I didn't even know he
I didn't even know
+Brian Blake Sorry, thought I'd just ruin this
Tom Fegredo well fuck you too buddy I hope you get a hernia
Thank you thank you thank you! I have been looking forward to another Clemmons video so much!
i feel like the arkham sanitarium is going to end up like one of those creepy vault experiments from fallout where they tell all the patients that they are their favorite until they all figure it out and murder each other
When ER gazes into the abyss, the abyss blushes.
When i heard code blue i could only imagine dr runing around in his bird costume :D
That beginning eye shot was amazing!
This is such a wonderful throwback to your first Clemmons vid.. I keep having flashbacks and chills. Amazing job!
I really enjoyed this one. Professor Clemmons's way of speaking is very relaxing. I guess if I were to pinpoint it, I also really like the simplicity. This reminds me of some of your videos I watched a couple of years ago. The black and white combined with the personal attention works perfectly. Such a great style. Thanks for the video!
this reminded me of the beginning of the movie "Pineapple Express". it also reminds me of every flashback video memory in movies of doctors testing things out on human subjects. good video, mate.
I just wanted to take the time and say that i really appreciate all the hard work you put into your videos; it shows!
The echoing part is so good....
That loud noise at 11:53 really tripped me up lol... I'm in my bedroom alone with sound blocking headphones and I thought my roof was caving in or something. I had to replay that 3 times just to make sure. xD
why wouldn't you be in your bedroom alone?
+тψт Раяаdιsе A partner? A child? Lots of reasons
Your hair and beard looks awesome. #dontahave
Don't a have
#don'tshave
+Taming Gaming #donttry
Ikr
Can't relate
11:54 OMG WTF WAS THAT
(Edit)
To this day it still gets me lmao
I know it gave me a heartattack
Wonderfully relaxing. Found the lampshade sequence to be particularly effective.
Thank you for sharing this with us.
On another note. "I'm Professor Clemmons and this is my favorite patient in the Sanitarium."
Just thought to share that I couldn't not think of that near the end of this one.
rift is the casey neistat of asmr
True
+RocquetMan ehhhh... I dont know if I can agree. Casey is a GREAT man !
wow yes
+Whisper4President why is he?
Jude he is a visonary
your new look is completely adorable. two thumbs up my friend.
I love your intro and the creativity of this video. This was both exciting & relaxing
This to me is the best one by far I don't usually get the tingles at all or if I do they aren't strong nor last very long but something about this video affected me often and really effectively. THANKS ER
This video and Visiting Hours with Professor Clemmons give me the best tingles and make me fall asleep fast. The voice volume is just perfect!
I was on an ASMR streak in total bliss snoozing through the videos and suddenly this huuuge subway ad pops up.Of course I had my volume almost max, I have never woke up so fast...ruined my session..
Doc Clemmons still alive, yaaay. Thaaaank you Uncle E! :) This makes me happy.
+Access Denied No one stays dead for long around here ;)
I'm not usually one to watch the video, but the intro had me mesmerized. Well done
I feel like the Clemmons' would make great plainswalkers. They all seem pretty dang powerful, too.
Damn E.R. I just cant quit you
lol
Ahh loving the Nietzsche quote at the beginning! You're so creative E.R.!
Inserting someone else's unrelated quotation in at the start IS creative!
Will Staveley Completely! :)
Still my absolute favorite channel on RUclips. We will all cherish you Rift!
Relax with Cave Johnson. (Portal 2)
You're a very good actor, the different roleplays are so accurate!
Master rift! Please do more whispering mandalas those are absolutely amazing! Thank u for everything man 👏🏼
Awesome stuff. Thanks for everything, ER!
Your hair gives it such a relaxing vibe. Sensational.
Did ya hear that guys?! I'm his favorite!
That intro was dope how you had the info pop up and the summary part! NICE WORD PLAY!! I come watch this all the time so! Easy rifting
I love your rift you always do the highest quality
ER your hair is outstanding! Don't cut it!
Cut it!! Clemons doesn't have hipster hair!!!
+Dan Genua How is that hipster hair?
I haven't seen that quote in like forever dude!!! Thanks for the school nostalgia
I like to think that all of these different characters are all different realities and possibilities that have come together through the rift. And this account is our realities version, who is able to see what the others do, but not directly meet them.
Except for everyone named Clemmons since they mention each other in their videos occasionally
Boutta go to bed when I see this 🙏
saaammmee
That opening quote though... 👌👍👍👍
I'm listening to this as I tinker with my Magic deck and it dawns on me, the Brothers Clemmons are planeswalkers!!!
Great job ER! The look and the slow tired speaking really set the mood of the video
I only just started watching but the cadence of your voice in the beginning is just perfect.
JUST IN TIME!!!
Same here! I laid down in my bed, check ER's channel and there it was.
i always come back to this one, even 7 years later lol
Rift you are just awesome. Thank you very much for your videos.
you're just amazing at what you do. your role plays are ALWAYS on point. keep it up ! :D
Was literally just thinking about Nietzsche. And I randomly click on this video from another video.... And I see a Nietzsche quote. But not just any quote. The very same quote I said to somebody else less than 2 hours ago!
You published this on the 16th. I was reading Beyond Good and Evil that same day!
SYNCHRONICITY OR WHAT?
OMG thank you so much. Old school professor clemmons, Im already excited :)
I need studying, but the only thing that i can think is in going to bed as soon as possible. This video really works. Great job, Rift! Xoxo~❤🎈
I hope eye quotes aren't contagious.
Ahhh~ Another well done video by my favorite youtuber, and one with Clemmons to boot!
I was missing Professor Clemmons so much!
I have to say that quote at the start really spoke to me.
Hey ER could you do a part 2 to the relaxing monster hands? btw thanks for this video just in time for sleep. :D
Not my usual preferred ASMR but your opening quote has me intrigued!
Sorry bit late, just got home fighting monsters and shit, nice vid tho
You are the god of ER's comment section.
When you smoke weed do you get baked or fried?
+geraci9 I fell out of my seat reading ur comment m8
That was one heck of an intro, bravo Rift!
Fantastic!!! Thank you
Usually I don't like asmr, but found an audio clip on Google play music, and i love this and the lore that you added which makes it so enjoyable, I wish I found this sooner TwT
only Uncle E could seamlessly integrate a podcast plug into an ASMR video :3
YOOOO If at the beginning the camera panned out from that eye revealing it to be your eye then you started talking OMG I would have screamed, your production value is already through the roof but if that would have happened you'd literally be the best ASMRtist ever,
+Shawn Lewis Ah, I didn't even think of that! Great idea. I actually thought I should have zoomed in to the blackness, then fade in from that. There's always next time! ;)
That would have been cool too. Either way it was sweet, thanks for another great video!
That was an experience.
I noticed that the Professor made his return and, since the comments seemed to enjoy it, I decided to watch a bit of it then and there.
I love the effort you put into what you do; It's a skill I long for.
Whilst watching I got a flush of the feeling that I was enjoying the good things life has to offer; in this case quiet, contemplation and a gentle stroking of the senses. Unhappily I only get intimations of ASMR at best but this was a sensory balm nonetheless.
I also enjoyed the props used even though I don't usually love their artificiality. In this case however, they were infused with symbolic meaning and I think now that the trick to making props work is suffusing them with said meaning.
The expedition, long a fixture of this world and the professor's dark past, came to life as you showed us the..what do you call that round thing? It completely escapes me somehow-and the visual quality of the Cthulhu effigy really helped.
I haven't mentioned the intro because it's already being celebrated but it was genuinely affecting to realize that the darkness of the background is actually the light devouring pupil and the darkness of the eye and brain beyond. It felt like staring into the abyss of Clemmons eye, with all that implies.
Point is, the whole video went like this and the whole video did I watch.
FYI, I enjoyed the crinkles near the end but it made me reflect that one of my favorite triggers is the small plastic bag. It has such a deep, satisfying sound that makes me feel like I just stretched pleasantly that the larger variant dilutes a bit.
I could go on for quite a while so let me express my loving-kindness to you and make sure you know you are appreciated.
Sleep well and wake Uncle E.
+Alexandersync Hey thank you very much for your comment! I try my best! :)
Loved the quote at the beginning
Yay my favorite quote. Great video btw
Hey ER you should totally do a "Relax with The Punisher" video.
Ephemeral Rifts Videos are better than all the series in tv. its so entertaining to think about all the charakters and he puts so much effort in all of this.
its not just that he makes awesome asmr sounds, you are a part of the story.
thank you uncle rift :-)
I love this vid! And like a lot of other people I see in the comments, I think your hair looks great with this style!