Manley ASMR with Nurse Manley

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
  • The latest addition to Professor Clemmons' prestigious medical staff, Nurse Manley is here to help you relax, relieve your stress, and help you sleep, by performing a variety of advanced medical techniques such as ball cupping, nut sack squeezing and more!
    We hope you enjoy!
    Channel info:
    Consider becoming a supporting Patron: bit.ly/1EZgmNi
    Select audio available to listen & purchase at:
    Spotify: bit.ly/1V23U60
    iTunes: apple.co/1xIHLNd
    Google Play: bit.ly/1vPUJgF
    Biweekly Arkham Sanitarium Podcast:
    itunes: itunes.apple.c....
    Libsyn: arkhamsanitariu...
    Weekly EphemRadio Podcast:
    iTunes: itunes.apple.c....
    Libsyn: ephemeralrift.l...
    All Video Playlists: bit.ly/11VLizJ
    Social Media Links:
    Facebook Page: / ephemeralrift1
    Twitter: / ephemeralrift
    IG: / e.rift
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
    ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.

Комментарии • 1,9 тыс.

  • @danthemandoris
    @danthemandoris 8 лет назад +324

    As a male nurse, this is pretty spot-on for how we're trained to interact with patients. 9/10 for realism.

    • @jetnight88
      @jetnight88 4 года назад +3

      To right dude fucking awesome

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 3 года назад +1

      @@jetnight88 *Too

    • @danthemandoris
      @danthemandoris 3 года назад +16

      @Sir Knight standard procedure, really

  • @skylerstein138
    @skylerstein138 8 лет назад +224

    "Anxiety? Sounds like a death metal band."
    I swear I've never laughed so hard during an ASMR video.

  • @KaisN
    @KaisN 8 лет назад +239

    "Your lungs are beating too... so.. that's kinda... fuckin' weird."
    "oh.. oh that new age shit, right."
    God I love this character.

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 7 лет назад +7

      K Zen yep lol. Especially when they are a nurse.
      we need more nurse manly

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 6 лет назад

      KaisN ii

  • @KidJaydenENY
    @KidJaydenENY 8 лет назад +280

    "Like more than a month. I was like fuck that" -Line of the year

  • @TheUndeadArmy001
    @TheUndeadArmy001 8 лет назад +306

    I have to like ER's videos before I watch them because I'm asleep by the end of them

  • @mankind-redefined1982
    @mankind-redefined1982 8 лет назад +123

    "Don't you love going out in nature and listening to the birds and shit, fuckin love that shit."

  • @trinityhere7708
    @trinityhere7708 8 лет назад +626

    Aww man. You gotta do more Iggy vids. They are so damn funny!

    • @felipec.5440
      @felipec.5440 8 лет назад +4

      The whole video was hilarious,but the anxiety part made me laugh so hard xD
      "Dafuck's that? '-' "

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 8 лет назад

      +Soporific Rift Nice username.

    • @jacksoloman4844
      @jacksoloman4844 8 лет назад

      Yeah they fucking are.

    • @Bone20647
      @Bone20647 8 лет назад

      I know right!!! XD

    • @bencolaianne1817
      @bencolaianne1817 8 лет назад +2

      I laughed and my wife was so confused

  • @RD-jc8uy
    @RD-jc8uy 8 лет назад +384

    "My mom... Who's also my aunt" Jesus Christ

  • @WorldsDopest
    @WorldsDopest 8 лет назад +138

    I love how you slid past saying your mom was also your aunt

  • @HyperGriffin
    @HyperGriffin 8 лет назад +91

    Well time to rela-"How the fuck are you?"
    Oh damn lets get it

  • @AnimatedASMR
    @AnimatedASMR 8 лет назад +681

    "I thought you weren't manly enough so we got you a beard transplant."

    • @KarltonTheCat
      @KarltonTheCat 8 лет назад +2

      Perhaps

    • @zilentis1835
      @zilentis1835 8 лет назад +1

      +Animated ASMR oh he deleted his comment, you seemed to have replied to no one so he must of have deleted it

    • @AnimatedASMR
      @AnimatedASMR 8 лет назад +4

      +Silenced Games Hey. I'm here to tingle and chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubblegum.

    • @SplendidEcho
      @SplendidEcho 8 лет назад +4

      +Animated ASMR damn... U want a tic tac?

    • @ElGueritoLoco
      @ElGueritoLoco 8 лет назад

      I WAS YOUR 1,400 SUB!

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 8 лет назад +126

    I trust this man with my life.

  • @KOS_Nova
    @KOS_Nova 8 лет назад +67

    "Breathe in the universe. Exhale... fuckin' whatever"

  • @MrRedsnake
    @MrRedsnake 6 лет назад +31

    Just realized that "for a fee, I'm happy to be, your back door man" is a lyric from dirty deeds done dirt cheap, by ACDC

  • @loggerhead837
    @loggerhead837 8 лет назад +304

    Manley puts the M in ASMR

  • @johnfingkennedy1091
    @johnfingkennedy1091 4 года назад +28

    "My mom, Marge.... Who's also my aunt"
    *jazz music stops*
    *banjo music starts*

  • @StarsSZN
    @StarsSZN 8 лет назад +154

    "my mom, marge, who's also my aunt..."

    • @lemonbarx
      @lemonbarx 8 лет назад +2

      that was alarming

    • @StarsSZN
      @StarsSZN 8 лет назад

      yah

    • @TheMiniMiners911
      @TheMiniMiners911 8 лет назад +15

      Dad did his sister for anyone who didn't get it lol

    • @StarsSZN
      @StarsSZN 8 лет назад

      ^

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 8 лет назад

      +Zitro~Shreik could've also been his mom and uncle died and the two widows got together

  • @madabregaturov177
    @madabregaturov177 8 лет назад +60

    I fell asleep to GentleWhispering and woke up half an hour later to this guy whispering in my ear...
    Now I'm not one to begrudge a person but waking up to a guy talking about squeezing my nuts did not make me very relaxed at all, in fact it made me the opposite...
    10/10 Would recommend

  • @thogurk4630
    @thogurk4630 8 лет назад +264

    -420/1337 not enough weapons taped to walls.

    • @satotru
      @satotru 8 лет назад +1

      +David Vonderhaar VONDERHAAAAAR

    • @nappathegreat8073
      @nappathegreat8073 8 лет назад +8

      stop disconnecting me from the bo3 servers

    • @scottimasprime2542
      @scottimasprime2542 8 лет назад

      +Nappa The Great Ikr pisses me off so much

    • @mrpropipes1770
      @mrpropipes1770 8 лет назад

      +Nappa The Great But that's how he gets laid ...

    • @VAPORCHROME
      @VAPORCHROME 8 лет назад +3

      +David Vonderhaar Stop making new SP weapons, you wonderful bald fuck.

  • @lorend694
    @lorend694 8 лет назад +123

    I've never heard swearing in an asmr video

    • @drewman_jones
      @drewman_jones 5 лет назад +8

      He's one of the few asmrtists who doesn't care so much about monetization and invokes his 1st ammendment rights.

    • @wyvernnemecek595
      @wyvernnemecek595 4 года назад +13

      Most of his videos don’t include it because the characters aren’t like that. Iggy meanwhile, is the guy who says what’s on his fucking mind and swings his nutsack around

  • @nukaxxcola
    @nukaxxcola 8 лет назад +14

    The manliest way to hang an axe on a wall is with duct tape

  • @blleennddzzyy
    @blleennddzzyy 8 лет назад +60

    chuck norris ain't got shit on iggy manley

  • @CasuaLxClan
    @CasuaLxClan 8 лет назад +23

    3:56 ' Some of that nature shit, I like that, like to go out in nature, birds and shit, fucking love it. - Master Rift, 2016.

  • @noneofyourdamnbusiness234
    @noneofyourdamnbusiness234 8 лет назад +91

    If this guy was a nurse at my doctors office I would not mind going AT ALL

  • @natea8126
    @natea8126 8 лет назад +43

    this was so funny while being a good asmr video at the same time, good job

    • @zilentis1835
      @zilentis1835 8 лет назад

      "Do you want my balls tapping next to your ear all night"

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 8 лет назад +48

    Yo Manley this shit like really helped me fuckin relax and shit you know? Like real good shit dude you fuckin keep it up, man.

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 8 лет назад +14

    "so, whats the fucking problem" is how i wish my doctors were.

  • @sebastiancoe4708
    @sebastiancoe4708 8 лет назад +43

    "How the fuck are you?" I died.

  • @LandoMercy
    @LandoMercy 8 лет назад +423

    I feel like nurse Manley is the kind of guy that start giving you his opinion on how good trump is and you just agree because you're afraid he'll get his biker friends to burn your house down if you say otherwise

    • @teenie7850
      @teenie7850 8 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon 8 лет назад

      +Bill Wilson But anyone can Trump the stump

    • @LandoMercy
      @LandoMercy 8 лет назад +4

      Captain Sum Ting Wong :( I thought people only liked trump ironically

    • @mrhilov8
      @mrhilov8 8 лет назад +3

      +Prenti BoyTV and you should allow people to have an opinion =)

    • @GODZILLADRAGON111
      @GODZILLADRAGON111 8 лет назад +3

      Why is you're pic of the southern flag- Oh.

  • @Bimbolobotomy
    @Bimbolobotomy 8 лет назад +166

    This was so good, so funny, and I loved it so much! You are my true ASMR daddy.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  8 лет назад +77

      +Ruelay xo Noooo!! One kid is enough!

    • @thearcane4533
      @thearcane4533 8 лет назад +5

      +Ephemeral Rift Lmao

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 8 лет назад +4

      +TheGamerPro he has some videos with his kid in it

    • @jackbeason8058
      @jackbeason8058 8 лет назад +24

      +Ephemeral Rift I dont know if she means that kind of daddy...i hope she does...

    • @youngman3682
      @youngman3682 8 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @repeatthis2909
    @repeatthis2909 8 лет назад +16

    I fell asleep watching this. Woke up with a full-grown beard.
    #howtoman

  • @trikz_9576
    @trikz_9576 8 лет назад +41

    "You like birds and shit? Yeah i fuckin love that shit" best thing ever!

  • @DementedN
    @DementedN 8 лет назад +7

    "A-N-X-I-E-T-Y." *squints* "The fuck is that?"
    God damn it, that one got me.

  • @bigcheeso2209
    @bigcheeso2209 8 лет назад +54

    Nurse Manley's the type of doctor to recommend you to drink more beer.

  • @CloveressASMR
    @CloveressASMR 8 лет назад +30

    Didn't expect to laugh so much from an ASMR vid ! Ahahahha This is great!

  • @Frostwolf017
    @Frostwolf017 8 лет назад +36

    These triggers triggered my triggers.

    • @TheHanako
      @TheHanako 8 лет назад +8

      They also triggered the tumblr feminists.

  • @danielmagalhaes189
    @danielmagalhaes189 8 лет назад +7

    i swear this video made me feel so relaxed and so comfortable at the same time. im a person who curses a lot so this type of language is perfect for me. besides, people who use this type of vocabulary tende to be more honest, so if u say you want me to relax i believe you. thank you mr rift, this video is some good shit. Wishing you the best from Portugal.

  • @bullylsrp8172
    @bullylsrp8172 8 лет назад +56

    A-N-X-I-E-T-Y.... The fuck is that? 😂😂😂😂

    • @viceb2521
      @viceb2521 8 лет назад +24

      It's a death metal band

  • @justinhowlett
    @justinhowlett 8 лет назад +7

    I'm quite enjoying how the whole arkham sanitarium story is unfolding. It's adding a lot more depth to the characters.

  • @Cazammaf
    @Cazammaf 8 лет назад +6

    "Yeah, i'm gonna check your heart..."
    "Where's your heart again?"
    ...
    "It's beating."
    XD

  • @EuropesNinja
    @EuropesNinja 8 лет назад +10

    So much for sleeping. I'm dying of laughter. Thank you rift! This cheered me up!

  • @whoismatteo3737
    @whoismatteo3737 8 лет назад +6

    You are truly the funniest, most creative ASMRtist out there. My absolute favorite channel. I love how the video starts off with "how the fuck are ya". I busted out laughing

  • @loganstone8205
    @loganstone8205 8 лет назад +7

    Truly a work of art. 11/10 as usual.

  • @minamikoiasmr7826
    @minamikoiasmr7826 8 лет назад +30

    So funny!I cannot stop watching Manley over and over again...It has been 3 hours that I am still not sleepy at all ! WTF....

  • @plush2835
    @plush2835 8 лет назад +15

    "Anxiety? Sounds like a death-metal band." Haha, I love you Iggy. ♡

  • @savannahstewart9415
    @savannahstewart9415 8 лет назад +27

    I was about to make a comment about how he looks like Todd from Scrubs, but Rift beat me to it.

  • @lovlydogs
    @lovlydogs 8 лет назад +12

    "How the fuck are ya?" I'M ALREADY CRYING

  • @geenova2015
    @geenova2015 7 лет назад +14

    The beginning had me laughing my ass off

  • @DennyVlogs
    @DennyVlogs 8 лет назад +3

    Iggy Manley is my favorite character tbh! I really like how outstandingly well done the videos including him are!

  • @tharin4400
    @tharin4400 2 года назад +2

    Dude, this is awsome. Helped me out of my depressive spirals a bit, thx for that, Manley :P

  • @wendigotypes
    @wendigotypes 8 лет назад +4

    I think Iggy Manley is my favourite character of yours. It's amazing how you manage to portray him in a way that is so clichée and over the top that it's positively comical, but still keep him so charming and relatable.

  • @PubsUnited
    @PubsUnited 2 месяца назад +1

    Still probably your best and funniest video. Still come back to this after all these years, love it.

  • @SoundwaveOfficial
    @SoundwaveOfficial 8 лет назад +27

    If a woman pulls out a knife in an argument, pull out bread, mayo and lettuce.
    Her natural instincts will kick in an she'll make a sandwich.

  • @jacksoloman4844
    @jacksoloman4844 8 лет назад +1

    I'm addicted to this video. This is your best Manley video yet. Most definitely your best manly video. I've been watching it every night since I first watched it.

  • @DKenway
    @DKenway 8 лет назад +87

    You sad " The Todd" and your wearing a bandanna are you referring to Scrubs?

  • @Umbob5000
    @Umbob5000 8 лет назад +15

    can't fall asleep cuz I'm laughing too much

  • @talesofaperfectionist5319
    @talesofaperfectionist5319 8 лет назад +6

    Haha how can people not like this guy I swear he's a treasure to the community

  • @plutogodrecordspgr
    @plutogodrecordspgr 7 лет назад +11

    What seems to be the fuckin problem 😂 Savage

  • @brandonrobbins6052
    @brandonrobbins6052 8 лет назад +7

    I can't sleep because I'm worried about what that ductape is gonna do to the paint. Ha

  • @dilabetes
    @dilabetes 7 лет назад +2

    This is my absolute favorite video of yours and I just keep coming back to it. I laugh every time, man. 😂

  • @howbigisyourlove
    @howbigisyourlove 8 лет назад +12

    Hands down or up .. the best .. very best asmr video I have ever seen.. this was tingly and absolutely hilarious.. kudos Ephemeral Rift .. this one better go viral .. so glad I experienced viewing this one ..the asmr world better dial in and take notes .. you're the walrus.. yepp awesome . awesome show.. :)

  • @jontobenoob7601
    @jontobenoob7601 4 года назад +2

    We need nurse manley the most right now

  • @noneofyourdamnbusiness234
    @noneofyourdamnbusiness234 7 лет назад +5

    Love the Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap reference 😂😂😂👌🏽👍🏽🎸🎸🎸

  • @PetitSucreBlau
    @PetitSucreBlau 8 лет назад +3

    woow that was good! loved those slippers at the beginning😉

  • @cass9546
    @cass9546 8 лет назад +14

    _"Nurse Manley is here to help you relax, relieve your stress, and help you sleep, by performing a variety of advanced medical techniques such as ball cupping, nut sack squeezing and more!"_
    The innuendos are strong with this one.

  • @AstralASMRVids
    @AstralASMRVids 8 лет назад +7

    Great video. Sounded great and very entertaining. :)
    There's an Australian band called The Beards who are responsible for classic songs like " If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums" , "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man" and "All the Bearded Ladies".
    I feel like like nurse Manley would appreciate this band.

  • @Maxfilms99
    @Maxfilms99 8 лет назад +5

    Never thought I'd hear metal in the beginning of an ASMR video but ER's full of surprises

    • @ezradevore8727
      @ezradevore8727 8 лет назад

      dude fuckin same man I've been looking up metal asmr for ages

    • @Nicky392WB
      @Nicky392WB 8 лет назад

      +Benzilla Astaroth cannibal corpse asmr

  • @ThatCookingKid
    @ThatCookingKid 8 лет назад +3

    16:16 made my day, that face was too perfect 😂

  • @Stella-Evangeline
    @Stella-Evangeline 8 лет назад +8

    LOL THE AXE just taped to the wall... so goddamn manly

  • @gulliblepiggy4346
    @gulliblepiggy4346 6 лет назад +2

    I know I'm commenting late, but I can't get over how he says: "some of that nature shit." 😂

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion 8 лет назад +5

    To me, your videos are more like really good performances than ASMR.
    But, they're also ASMR. Very ASMRy, in fact.
    Keep up the good work.

  • @herpderp3916
    @herpderp3916 7 лет назад +2

    Couldn't relax, too busy laughing. I love it

  • @6PinkRabbits
    @6PinkRabbits 8 лет назад +3

    helps me everyday after work, you've got a magic voice. Fav line: so what's the fuckin problem

  • @buschlicker1932
    @buschlicker1932 8 лет назад +5

    So your lungs are beating too.... that's kind of fucking weird 😂😂😂

  • @AhNoWiC
    @AhNoWiC 8 лет назад +7

    Iggy Manly, the only man alive who can be both aggressive and calming

  • @VelvetWhispererASMR
    @VelvetWhispererASMR 5 лет назад +1

    I love your work ... This vid is all time favorite of yours ... I keep returning to it ... I may have left a comment like this already 😂

  • @mactruccsmacktruck1176
    @mactruccsmacktruck1176 8 лет назад +9

    lost my shit when he said, "your lings are beating too, that's fucking weird"

  • @redeyepeyton
    @redeyepeyton 8 лет назад +1

    How on earth did you come up with the idea to wear pink bunny slippers? Freakin' genius. Keep up the good work :)

  • @tuckermichael8706
    @tuckermichael8706 8 лет назад +5

    I am so proud that you taped that axe to the wall.

  • @johnbowman8395
    @johnbowman8395 8 лет назад +1

    "you like that nature sh!t?" I lost it Lmao

  • @TheDinis553
    @TheDinis553 8 лет назад +4

    Uncle ER is a genius. How creative must one be to come up with this stuff?

  • @supernova1192
    @supernova1192 8 лет назад +1

    I love your acting and humor best ASMR artist out there

  • @maxxbesauce5854
    @maxxbesauce5854 8 лет назад +8

    The one thing that keeps getting me is the axe duct taped to the wall

  • @usernameisunavailable8270
    @usernameisunavailable8270 8 лет назад +89

    First time I've heard him drop the F bomb. Haha kind of sexy. xD

  • @NZXT_Nomad
    @NZXT_Nomad 8 лет назад +61

    Anyone notice his card said 'I'm manley'

    • @moriomorio
      @moriomorio 8 лет назад +46

      ...

    • @NZXT_Nomad
      @NZXT_Nomad 8 лет назад

      ?

    • @youtubeblows
      @youtubeblows 8 лет назад +20

      That was probably more obvious than your stupidity.

    • @shadowjesus9
      @shadowjesus9 8 лет назад +5

      Everyone noticed. That was the joke. You need Jesus

    • @youtubeblows
      @youtubeblows 8 лет назад +2

      +Shadow Jesus That's what they all say.

  • @caseyswizzle903
    @caseyswizzle903 4 месяца назад

    Been subscribed for way to long to just now be coming across this character and to know your sense of humor is as "high level" as the rest of your attributes blows my mind, in the best kind of way. This stuff is hilarious, and unrivaled.

  • @mitch4753
    @mitch4753 8 лет назад +5

    "more than a month"
    "i was like fuck that"

  • @StaraviaXIII
    @StaraviaXIII 8 лет назад +2

    "what seems to be the fuckin problem?" boi you better start operating because i am dying right now😂

  • @CMoneyBounceHouse
    @CMoneyBounceHouse 8 лет назад +4

    I honestly just fucking lost it at "how the fuck are you" and I had to watch a different video because I was laughing too hard.

  • @TwincraftGaming
    @TwincraftGaming 8 лет назад +3

    "inhale the universe, exhale the... fuckin, whatever." hahaha xD

  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 8 лет назад +5

    "for a fee, im happy to be your backdoor man" o.o

  • @witchd
    @witchd 8 лет назад +1

    "Your lungs are beating too... that's kind of... fuckin' weird".
    I'm done 😂😂😂

  • @Hellokitty0300125
    @Hellokitty0300125 8 лет назад +8

    pencil driver, screw pencil 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @gamingraptor8787
      @gamingraptor8787 7 лет назад

      Isaac Murray same Isaac your profile pic makes me soaked lol, can you go 5 minutes without flirting with e-girls.

  • @actingdude3066
    @actingdude3066 8 лет назад +1

    Favorite ASMR video ever!! HILARIOUS MAN

  • @Holyfiremolotov
    @Holyfiremolotov 8 лет назад +3

    Oh my god...the axe taped to the wall xD

  • @christophercabrera2549
    @christophercabrera2549 6 лет назад +1

    “like more than a month, i was like fuck that” LMFAOO I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING

  • @kingdedede608
    @kingdedede608 8 лет назад +11

    I can feel the testosterone! IM FEELING IT BROTHER! IM READY FOR THE HULKSTER! HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!

    • @gamejockey9978
      @gamejockey9978 8 лет назад +1

      OOOHH YEEEAAA, THE MAN FIEELS THE TESTOSTERONE! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

    • @kingdedede608
      @kingdedede608 8 лет назад +1

      konner teofilo
      FREEDOM ISN'T FREE BOTHER!!!!!!

  • @Mandimoo99
    @Mandimoo99 8 лет назад

    *exactly 3 seconds in when I see the pink bunny slippers and can't help but smile and giggle* this is amazing already! 10/10 and it didn't even truly start!!

  • @sz7463
    @sz7463 8 лет назад +8

    God I love this channel

  • @S_fromm43
    @S_fromm43 8 лет назад +1

    "Your lungs are beating too, THATS PRETTY FUCKIN' WEIRD!" 😂😂😂😂