Dating Rules Indian Guys Need to Follow - Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2015
- In his brand new special "AWENEST" , Indian stand up comedian Kenneth Sebastian talks about how Indian girls face a lot of restrictions especially when it comes to dating which Indian boys need to be mindful of! He breaks down a couple of simple rules to follow from the little experience he has from dating.
After his first two comedy specials "Journey to the Center of My Brain" and "Insides Out", Kenny Sebastian is back with a brand new special "AWENEST" where he explores his relationship with the outside world a little more in detail.
Follow Kenny on Twitter @KnowKenny
Facebook: / standupkenny
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Instagram: @KennethSeb
Shot by HIGH NINJA MEDIA (BANGALORE).
Written, Directed & Edited by Kenneth Sebastian.
Produced by OML.
Location : Vapour, Indiranagar. (Bangalore) 
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I showed this to my fiance to prove that I am not the only one who sucks in saying "Sorry". She got offended and I had to say "Sorry". :P
Did you make your cousin ask "Didi didi wo kaun tha?"
was it raining?
Lol
@@akashchoudhary8162 🤣🤣🤣 his wife will kill him if that question come
Did you do it in the way he explained? ....
Just asking! !😁
Why are you scrolling through the comments? we both know you should be studying
Hahahaha yeah
Haha
हाहाहाहा
Haha
😀
Indian guys, dating.
Never heard these two words together.
😂😂
I don't know what I find funny here
I dont know how to react to this comment..should i laugh that it is relatable..or should i cry its that its the ultimate truth
Lmfao
Yea dating is like a taboo here😂😂
That's practically three words
I love how I can still laugh at this as an English person. Men and Women are the same everywhere and comedians find the funny, common truths. Great comedians explain those truths in ways that cross cultural and continental boundaries. A+++ my friend. Please come to England.
@@vijaykannan7349 lol 😂
@@vijaykannan7349 This is what has happened. Indians have reached to a point where they would like to go *and settle* ANYWHERE except for India.
@@fuckyouguys3256 lmao 🤣🤣
wait this is not r/whoosh ?
@@RoselineJerryA im confused but this is funny!
HAHAHA! THIS is why I love Kenny! Such relatable comedy! One of the most talented Indian comics
ranveer😊
Yep thats 100% true.....yes by the way i love ur vediosso much...........😆😆😆 though i ma girls....😆😆😅😅😅😊😊😊😁😁😇😇😉😉😚😘😙😋😍😜😛🙇
Only 3 reply s
you guys are similar to look😂🔥
@@AnxiousCat63200
Hey !
What are you talking about ?
Being an Indian girl I really do know the pain of dating someone and u can't tell that to ur family....I just could relate that....😐😧
Yes
Thik bolecho
@@ProgrammerCpp1999 who are u saying this
@@kavyanjalisingh3074 same here
@@kavyanjalisingh3074 how is this funny? it's pretty fucked up
My boyfriend tried making me jealous. I just sent him this video and he never talks about other girls now😂😂
Goood.
I just did the same thing damnnnnn 🤣🤣
I sent it my bf just to realize I don't have one 🥲
@@AR-kl7nv who did you sent it though 😆
@@aafthab-7939 stoppp itttt you're making me feel singleeeee
As a white American, all of this is completely relatable. I was laughing SO much... especially at the part about mom calling while on a date 😂😂😂😂
I thought dating in America is pretty open and common
White - american
Very specific🙂
@@greenhouse.caterpillar American dating is less of a big deal than in the East, but mothers are the exact same lol
@@ThinnkTwicce mothers are same doesn't matter which one we are talking about 🤣🤣
This guy is a singer , painter, guitarist, comedian and what not.... Love him to the moon and back....... ❣
Not a dancer bit I know he will complete that also😂😂😂😀😀
Basically he is Jhonny sins of comedy 😂😂😂
I'm sitting in the middle of a conference room clapping. This video is so spot on. If I ever date again, I'm sharing this as a pre-dating ritual. XD
oh ho ho...feminist and all aa akka? :D :D
yes .
Ravisha Mall focus guys on ur conferences
Good luck with that 👍😊
R u sexy?
The making the gf jealous thing omg😂😂😂 my bf tried to do this I think I scarred him for life 😂😂
What did you do?😂
@@dubb3292 Did not talk to him for 10 months.
@@srujansshetty6538 did you really assume what happened - _-
@@gtom866 Dubliana Perin asked what she did as to leave her boyfriend scarred, and Aarchita Sharma has not replied to him for 10 months so... i said that she did not talk to him for 10 months...... get it?
@@srujansshetty6538 I-
being an Indian girl and dating someone it really is like being on a spy mission
So Kenny has a girlfriend?
OK. Nice. No big deal. I'm completely fine with that. Never been better actually. Good for him. Goodgoodgoodgood. Good.
lol
+Aishwarya Biswa is his girlfriend.
I know the feeling. :P
Hahaha 😁
Aw shit 😍
Another Kenny Gold!
Need to start my own SORRY JAR.
ur vids suck !
horrible..!
plz quit RUclips
nice one bro! she is trying too hard to be funny!
+Rickshawali you two know each other??? Why not do a feature with each other...sterotypes of indian dating :D you with your whackiness and this guy with his sarcasm. That would be GOLD!!!
+AKSHAY THAKUR idiot! eyes? do you have eyes bro?
come on it would be gold. She with her over acting and Kenny with his straight face jokes
ps: that was insensitive. I have myopia :P
Didi - "wo mera pyaar tha"
Well played Kenny.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shit yeah😂
well, yeahh😂😂
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
I don't understand why it's like almost illegal to have a boyfriend, to date someone here in India? Like man, we all know what is love, our parents too!! Still...
Dating is considered a taboo because people will end up marrying people of different caste, which parents don't like. Actually arranged marriage is caste marriage .
In my opinion people marrying for love and not caste is the only way to get a better life and eradicate the great indian caste system.
Just rebel against the system!
Cause in pakistan its like hauuuu look at her. Going out with a boy all alone hauuuuuuuu shes so rebellious hauuuu she talks to boys hauuu
They believe it should be get an arranged marriage to a random guy after having nob existent content with people of the opposite gender who r not related
Well my parents don’t care about caste one bit and I’ll definitely be allowed to get into a love marriage once I have a job so guess I’m lucky there..... but I don’t think most parents would have a problem in their adult (like 25 year old around) kids dating like they’re adults man they can do whatever they want
@@roopkathabiswas7540 Same bruh same
dude this guy has such a good a observation skills and his narrative is simple and relatable, especially to the south Indians from Bangalore and Chennai. kudos to you, Kenny.. You'll reach place man!
like an average educated guy from those 2 cities literally talk like how he talks.. :P
he has already reached a place man!
he is a malayali ;)
one like is from hyderabadi .btw he is malayali
Rajat Prakash Music He can’t be a Malayali when he cant even speak proper Malayalam. He is more a Banglorean but his parents are mallu. To be a Malayali, you have to be culturally one.
Stopping the auto in opposite direction. . That made me laugh so hard 😂. I saw my female friends do that like a ton of times
Man physics 😂
Because they just try if he comes opposite way because sometimes auto rickshaw ready to come opposite way
My boyfriend send me this video and told me to watch it. My God i was laughing by hearing all his rules, what he said was exactly right😂😂😂😂. And the last part “sorry” it was hilarious.
I might be the only Filipina here but I enjoyed watching :) Great sense of humor 😍😊 LOL -Lots of Love *** from Philippines
Galing nya te noh? Hahaha
No, you're not the only one. I love Kenny too. 😍
I just found him today, indian stand up comedy is gold!
Wait but how are you guys watching it its in hindi right and I don't the think the subtitles alone can make you laugh
i'm not indian but i swear this made me laugh so hard! subscribed! haha
Rahul Singh cuz it's Indian centric humour
you look indian
ull know more abt us Indian's 😁
You haven't subscribed don't lie...😬😕
I'm with you...
That sorry thing though. I just hate when my boyfriend says just sorry. I mean you have to explain why you're sorry and you've realised your mistake
😂👍🏼
Exactly!
Exactly!!
Exactly!!!
Thanx for demystifying for us boys. We are still gonna just say sorry anyways 🤣
Wow.. Kenny has come a long way. His way of presenting has changed so much.. this is more like Karthik.. all over the place.. doing so much with his voice, hands etc..
Now he seems so much in control.. much better stage presence now.. funny as hell now and then..
Fun fact : you're not watching this for the first time.
im watching for first time
I am
You're right!
guy laughing at 6:24 stole the show!
TAYLOR SWIFT
Plus he went through a breakup..that day😂😂
I thought he was dying
Kenny is not vulgure like sorabh pant and tanmay bhatt ..that is y I like him !
I love Kenny because he has proved that jokes can be damn funny without using 'those' words and without making fun of someone or offending someone. also the way he presents it, its like he gives life to that line. hahaha!
getthefactsindia You should see Daniel Fernandes.
Tanmay Bhatt is not vulgar but yeah Sorabh Pant is really vulgar and annoying at time
Raj Salins Tanmay and Sourabh are not vulgar, you are tho
he is actually one of the best ... others just suck !! .. they just speak offensive and take people for granted , u knoo ! .. kenny actually is funny !!! ..
tanmay bhat , that varun takur .. sooo boring they are , i dont even smile at there wannabe comedy
I personally on behalf of all the inexperienced single guys out there thank Mr. Sebastian for educating us on how to “properly apologize” to out partners.
Really Sir.
Thank you so much. 😊
someone got luckyyyyy
Pfft as if many of us would actually be able to use them
So true. I accidentally slapped my boyfriend's face when he interrupted my call with my mother during a date. It was something I am not proud of. Sorry, babe. 😥
Where are you from?
Don't you think you should apologize to him and not comment about it on a random youtube video
@@godcolor9722 what's your problem
He's a lot like Chandler.
But he's great though.
Arun Arjun but???? Chandler is the bestttt
Karishma Singh of course Chandler is the best.. Chandler rules.. The "but" phrase was for Kenny..
+Arun Arjun who the hell is Chandler?
dash man Chandler is a fictional character from the sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S ..
If you have watched friends you can notice the influence of that character over Kenny :)
Arun Arjun no ya. Chandler is too damn sarcastic and witty.
Kenny's humour is different. It's really good but it's different from Chandler's.
From the covert Russian spy part to the channing Tatum part, just one word to describe :sheer brilliance. Your jokes are super sensible and bang on, they hit right on the nerves and your expressions are even more amazing. Missed your music though! It was a laugh riot all the way. Keep spreading smiles Kenny! Way to go :)
P. S :To be able to watch a live show of yours is a sure - sure on the bucket list:)
Thank you so much Alpana for liking my work !
Kenny Sebastian .....wat is that music tat plays in the beginning!!😶
Ur amazing
ALPANA NAIR sheer brilliance are two words not one.🙄🙄🤔😂😂
nikhil gupta grammar Nazi
I apologise to my girlfriend that way ( luckily it was raining) and it works..... ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂☺️☺️☺️☺️
so sad 😅
None can beat you Kenny. Ur the king of stand up comedians. ❤
Kenny sirji! Dramatic indeed! :D
For the ones cribbing about the topic being "Men & women all the time", learn to understand the content. And he pulled it off like a boss.
I enjoyed this video and that's all that matters.
you kidding me
+Pallavi Sripathi No. Are you?
totally agreed!
He can criticize like soo casually and easy... It doesn't even offend.. It's just funny... He does it soo calmly without offending. This is talent 😂.
My crush says sorry for everything she forgets about me. Wonder when it will explode on me.😂
Did she explode ?😂😂😂😂
hey Kenny! I just noticed your channel! tbh when my friends told me that ur super funny I never believed them,but when I actually started watching ur videos I laughed sooo much that my family took me for a maniac! thank you for lighting my day😉best of luck for ur future❗
@Amazing World haha yeah
Brilliant..genuine humour without cuss words or vulgarity
That "Sorry Bank" is Just Awesome Kenny.. :D I have watched this video almost 10 times and still I can laugh of "TING"!! :D Love your Stand up's :) :D
*After **5:12** sorry😂😂😂* is my favourite
It's been just 3 days I found your channel. And it seems like you already trending on my watch history with 18 videos in a row. Thanks Kenny for such sweet and amazing comedy.
where the hell was I all this time missing on great comedy, damn it. finally checked it out and awesome man, all the best for the best years ahead
Ohh myyyyy Goshhhhh...
you are so good!! just so good !!! I love your work! I just love what you do! God bless!!! lots of love ❤
Amen Mohammed what bro!!!!! what r u doing😒😒😑
Dude, first video ever and I subscribed. My gosh this is so refreshing to hear out loud. Alsoooo the Indian stand up comedy scene is actually lit!
That bank of sorrys part... It was awesommmmmmmeeeeeeeee
One of the best videos I've seen in days! That was hilarious!!! That "SORRY" part though. Slow claps... Thanks for making my first day of December so awesome!
That was hilarious 😂😂😂especially the judging part 😂😂
Man i have seen all kinds of comics and Kenny is easily one of the best in the business WORLDWIDE!!
This was like hilarious. Good Job dude !
Holy shit, why haven't I seen this before? It's pure gold man, good job Kenny! :D
Kenny, you are very funny by Indian standards. Your humor applies to the Indians in transit. The second, third, and fourth generation Indian boys and girls in the US, do not even know what your sense of humor means. But, the boyz and girls in India find your humor cute and keep it that way. BTW, I love your great sense of humor and it appeals to the Indian audience in a very sensible way.
Not really, I perform in the US to 2nd, 3rd even 100th generation and they get my humor.
I have performed to a white audience too in LA and NY. So yeah.
Have a good day.
Im a 3rd generation Singaporean, culturally might be a bit different but kenny is so funny that totally relatable and rocking man ...keep it up kenny !!!
MANDAYAM SRINIVASAN
by indian standards? you're hanging with the wrong indians.
oi bc we don't give a shit about U.S !! dis is India & he don't need ur dollar$ !! he is a real man !! Makin money here... B| !!
The process of apologizing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HILARIOUS
7:39 Kenny does like chandler bing
haha the last part ..dammnn superb LMAO
That guy's laugh immediately when Kenny says, "Oh how cute" :D
AWESOMELY DONE MANNNN!!!!!!
Fantastic...💙💙💙
seeing this video once again,...died laughing...even with vocal sounds u r making us to laugh kenny....luv it
Man! You are amazing!! Keep it up 😘
Kenny you're returning the respect back to the mallus they lost while taking over every single bakery in India..and the UAE I guess.
Our college(PES University) still talks about your performance earlier this year. :P
Keep up the good work.
"We can't stop that auto.. It's going in the opposite direction. you are mad or what?" haha
The only stand-up comedian i really love.Dude you should perform in AGT
love you Kenny❤ you are so funny. cant stop watching your videos😄
''love you kenny,you are so funny'- nice rym'n yaar.
hahaa. thanks!!
I thought I'm the only one who never stops a auto going in opposite direction 😂
Didnt know about you until today and now i watched 3 of your videos in a row. Good work.
Hahahhaa. I had this wide grin the entire video 😂😂
That Sorry part is so true.
Hahahahaha.... I've just watched 3 other videos of yours, and I'm laughing way too hard.. Thank you! XD
Watch more of his videos..Laughter is good for health..☺️☺️
Yaay! 5 million views..congrats 💁😍
This never gets old!❤
why did I get to know about this channel just before my exam? damn..
Hehehe... "Wo mera pyaar tha..."
🤣😂🤣😂 this whole video just made my day cant stop laughing😂🤣😂🤣
also
didi didi wo kon tha
wo mera pyar tha...😍🤣
I think I need to keep a count of how many times I am watching the same kenny videos. Love you Kenny
super funny man!! story of every girl.. awesome kenny. kudos!!
please keep uploading more and more videos :) ...u r too good
Bosss!!!! Amazing.... highlight...'auto explodes and u get an sms!!!' 😂😂😂😂😂
Watching it in 2021 , Still classic
"Who mera pay at tha" 😂😂
LOST IT OVER THERE
I love the fact that there's a video with Channing Tatum as the thumbnail in my suggested videos
I have watched this so many times. i never get bored.
Kenny sebastian im from philippines i love your videos man 😁😁
The sorry thing...
we do that coz most of the times guyzz don't mean their sorry they just say it to run away from the situation or to just get rid of the topic
Well, because half the time , we don't even know what we are actually supposed to say sorry for!!!
@@rohanbarde5958 YOU ARE A "BOY" .. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH ?!
OMG. KENNY. THIS WAS YOUR BEST EVER MAN. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
(CAPS SO THAT YOU'LL NOTICE ME) :D
Hahaha I NOTICED! Thanks man :)
Discovered nice content! All the best Kenny Sebastian. Keep it up!
One of your best!!!
Lots of creativity..did you notice it? That's talent at very young age. This young chap has good future. Success at this age is more meaningful rather to become a famous celeb/millionaire at the age of 60, isn't it? I bet lot of girls want to date him.
Your videos make my day
+Najah Sameen Trying my best too! It's so nice to hear people asking for more!
I need a Kenny in my life! Gosh, he's so precious!
Rewatched it like many times.Never fails to get me another lmao.
Hey Kenny .! you are amazing mahn ... i jst wish you do a show in my city ! Half of my collage gonna come to sew it ..! U rock .
Dude awesome
Nailed it !! Absolutely nailed it
Oh my god I don't know what sorcery Kenny has done to me 😍😍 I can't get enough of him 😍😍😍 he is the cutest person ever ❤️😘 I want him to come to Bangalore soon and I'll be the first one to book his show 😍😍
kenny u r love bro
awesome
flawless
hilarious , makes me wanna rethink the entire idea of being in a relationship😝
The amount of stuff that is relatable to be after a few years is just so surprising!!
The way u said sorry was amazing😂😂😂
This guy...he is just very very talented
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST.
The last part!!! Ultimate to the core!!!!
Really excellent bro ...
Ur way of giving speech and expressions are really really nice..bro ...
Loved it alot...keep rocking like this...ALL THE BEST