Exams, CBSE, Punishments - Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @_sadritaa_9015
    @_sadritaa_9015 4 года назад +4195

    "ascending order of insecurities"
    That hit hard....

  • @kshamam7915
    @kshamam7915 5 лет назад +7492

    "Morning assembly is a phenomena where you put kids in the sun and roast them to light brown.
    Make sure they're light brown".
    The best line😩

  • @hello.8496
    @hello.8496 4 года назад +7112

    State Board: H for horse
    CBSE: H for helicopter
    ICSE: H for Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

    • @harshasivadas422
      @harshasivadas422 3 года назад +59

      Truth 😂

    • @harshasivadas422
      @harshasivadas422 3 года назад +106

      @@induuuxoxo what are you talking about 😂🤣all syllabuses contain Heisenberg uncertainty principle 🤦 you didn't get his sarcastic remark it seems😬🤦

    • @hello.8496
      @hello.8496 3 года назад +65

      @@harshasivadas422 bhai sarcasm and joke does not fits in everyone's small 🤏 brain.😂

    • @harshasivadas422
      @harshasivadas422 3 года назад +7

      @@hello.8496 I felt the same when this girl said this statement 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @pavansuryesh
      @pavansuryesh 3 года назад +27

      IB: H for Hieroglyphic

  • @nafisaadoor7921
    @nafisaadoor7921 4 года назад +2469

    CBSE text book : a start is a star
    CBSE exam : define star, answer expected is from the ICSE textbook

    • @priyamraichand1874
      @priyamraichand1874 4 года назад +18

      I was in cbse school

    • @animalsare2018
      @animalsare2018 3 года назад +23

      @@SashiDevi-ys6sq that's why the anxiety right , no one prepares us mentally for the strom

    • @thunderfirex335
      @thunderfirex335 3 года назад +11

      @@SashiDevi-ys6sq I’m just about to go into 11th this year after boards, I need a new change of pants that aren’t wet now. Thanks

    • @chereipeach345
      @chereipeach345 3 года назад +2

      @@SashiDevi-ys6sq man 11th was the worst academic year in my life. in 10th i got 96 nd then boom 11th i'm suddenly at 70 lmao.
      still can't figure out wtf happened that year.

    • @mariavincent1750
      @mariavincent1750 2 года назад +2

      yup! icse exams are better in that regard!

  • @thebraveone8963
    @thebraveone8963 5 лет назад +7135

    "EVERY TEACHER HAS A NICKNAME"
    .
    .Truth of life.

  • @KennySebastian
    @KennySebastian  9 лет назад +1718

    Thank you so much for liking the video so much! Just wanna say good luck to a lot of you who are writing your exams!
    Please subscribe to my channel so you get a notification whenever I upload a video, a large subscriber base allows me to do more videos and get more opportunities to make better videos! Thank you again for the love!

    • @swap894
      @swap894 9 лет назад +1

      today I got my 12 th std literature paper .... here I am like kudos Kenny's video .... how could I miss it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whatisyourproblem
      @whatisyourproblem 9 лет назад +1

      +Kenny Sebastian Amazing Kenny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......please upload more frequently like this ! I literally wait for your videos everyday!!!!!!!.....u r extremely hilarious!!! love u tons !!!!

    • @niveditavarma8531
      @niveditavarma8531 9 лет назад +2

      thanks kenny..! seriously writing exams tomorrow is building pressure..and this was needed..!:)

    • @niharikapipariya6641
      @niharikapipariya6641 9 лет назад +2

      12th boards starting tomorrow. must stop bing watching your videos. thanks you're toooo funny :P :")

    • @teejay97fl5
      @teejay97fl5 9 лет назад +1

      +Kenny Sebastian GIving my cbse tomorrow mate! Thanks for the re-reality check xD
      You`re awesome though

  • @riparnaroychowdhury9363
    @riparnaroychowdhury9363 7 лет назад +6951

    You forgot the part of the "Pledge ", every Indians are my brothers and sisters and we always used to whisper to ourselves "except one"

    • @kinghappy9682
      @kinghappy9682 7 лет назад +64

      Riparna Roy Chowdhury and who was that person? The principal or someone special?

    • @-khushlush
      @-khushlush 6 лет назад +327

      we used to be like "All Indians are YOUR brothers and sisters"

    • @AsquareM
      @AsquareM 6 лет назад +137

      I used to keep fingers crossed XD

    • @lekhajohn8239
      @lekhajohn8239 6 лет назад +14

      Yea true

    • @Jayaa.Nishad
      @Jayaa.Nishad 6 лет назад +41

      Riparna Roy Chowdhury we say our sister and sister hahah lolz...!

  • @sohamkarmakar9663
    @sohamkarmakar9663 4 года назад +6849

    CBSE : OH LOOK It's a Star
    ICSE : A shooting star, known formally as a meteor, is the visible passage of a glowing meteoroid, micrometeoroid, comet or asteroid through Earth's atmosphere, after being heated to incandescence by collisions with air molecules in the upper atmosphere, creating a streak of light via rapid motion
    State Syllabus : LOOK OUT EVERYONE GRANDPA'S THERE

  • @shiridisaishiridisai1208
    @shiridisaishiridisai1208 5 лет назад +5444

    Every cbse student's unspoken words😭

    • @nikbik2398
      @nikbik2398 4 года назад +12

      😄

    • @Priyanshu-raj
      @Priyanshu-raj 4 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @amulyagupta5969
      @amulyagupta5969 4 года назад +2

      @@nikbik2398 of pe it or or a way

    • @neilmu3494
      @neilmu3494 4 года назад +32

      CBSE is torture curriculum. Worst in the World. I think it's ranked in one of the lowest in terms of how student friendly it is...
      It only depends on rote learning 😞😞😞

    • @gopikumar5271
      @gopikumar5271 4 года назад +3

      Very very correct

  • @kajalshrivas627
    @kajalshrivas627 4 года назад +965

    I think he gelled it with the tears of the children . 🤣🤣

  • @niceupaprika4983
    @niceupaprika4983 4 года назад +1891

    Brown kids after morning assembly:

  • @kpfaj
    @kpfaj 5 лет назад +1872

    This is not comedy, this is a documentary

    • @balajivenu3362
      @balajivenu3362 4 года назад +6

      Disgusting comedy.... KVs had their own charm and students were all rounders, not just bookworms. This guy has a pathetic sense of humour.

    • @kka25175
      @kka25175 4 года назад +9

      @@balajivenu3362 well, KV's present condition has resulted in its downfall.. otherwise it can also provide quality education

    • @trvebm7812
      @trvebm7812 4 года назад +3

      @@balajivenu3362 very true. There was nothing to laugh here. Most of the people here have really bad sense of humour. He hasn't even laid the context(in the initial part of the video) and people are laughing. Seems scripted.

    • @akhil991
      @akhil991 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @joykumarchoudhury1758
      @joykumarchoudhury1758 4 года назад

      i did your 500 likes 😂

  • @user-cs4oy1pk6l
    @user-cs4oy1pk6l 5 лет назад +3900

    *The Indian Education system ensures one thing for sure...*
    *That we are screwed up for life.* 😂🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

    • @vijetatayade6313
      @vijetatayade6313 5 лет назад +6

      You also bi?

    • @sudalainitinmuthu238
      @sudalainitinmuthu238 4 года назад +51

      It's not the problem of CBSE. It's because of the bullshit Teachers we have been taught and our Parents Unnecessary expectations.

    • @brajwasi6258
      @brajwasi6258 4 года назад +9

      It does the opposite lol

    • @blasewalk5888
      @blasewalk5888 4 года назад +2

      Not really

    • @blasewalk5888
      @blasewalk5888 4 года назад +2

      we can come out of the trauma easily

  • @devanshsanghavi
    @devanshsanghavi 6 лет назад +1398

    He used to gel his hair with his children's tears. I died!!!

  • @jjk5944
    @jjk5944 5 лет назад +2358

    Hi kenny
    Iam currently studying in kv and prasad is a teacher of our school and he has the same discription as you descibed. his name is svr prasad, like to pass it to kenny Sebastian

    • @sreekarrao2542
      @sreekarrao2542 5 лет назад +27

      Joshua sam varghese 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1234dptk
      @1234dptk 5 лет назад +57

      KV IISc right? He has taught me as well. But he never threw dusters at us.

    • @1234dptk
      @1234dptk 5 лет назад +47

      Wait, aren't you my brother's classmate? XD

    • @Karyappaap537
      @Karyappaap537 5 лет назад +13

      @@1234dptk yeah he is..xD

    • @wholesomehoorpari1971
      @wholesomehoorpari1971 5 лет назад +39

      Oh my god coincidences xd

  • @barnalisinha6
    @barnalisinha6 4 года назад +457

    "Rich people are like ,what is this is it a spa?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nonstopnj
      @nonstopnj Год назад +1

      It was no less than spa😅

  • @amoghsv557
    @amoghsv557 7 лет назад +2140

    Kenny : *breathes*
    Crowd : WOOOOOO *laughter*
    .
    .
    Ps: I love and respect Kenny

  • @vigneshp9994
    @vigneshp9994 8 лет назад +2367

    he forgot community songs,
    WE SHAAAL WOVERCOME SAMDAYYY!

    • @anabanana8518
      @anabanana8518 8 лет назад +183

      OH MY GOODNESS YES!
      When I first heard the song, I didn't even know the first words were "We shall" because I thought everybody just kept repeating the name "Vishal". xD

    • @vigneshp9994
      @vigneshp9994 8 лет назад +8

      Prachi Kalra LOL XD...our practicals just got over ..DONNO WHAT I'LL DO...I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR A LIFETIME.

    • @liam9635
      @liam9635 7 лет назад +15

      yaaas...like keeping yours palms crossed in front...when they shout COMMUNITY SONG POSITION...the all the children be like uggggggggghhh.... and the prayer party smiles at us...

    • @nenavathramji3190
      @nenavathramji3190 7 лет назад +1

      Connecting wires hi

    • @katoki2416
      @katoki2416 7 лет назад +1

      Vignesh P 😂😂

  • @oweznero
    @oweznero 5 лет назад +6030

    Lemme tell you a joke
    INDIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM.

    • @oweznero
      @oweznero 5 лет назад +16

      Ahh yesss... So you saw my comment on mensutra's video? Hahaaw nice to meet you again

    • @parweenbano4349
      @parweenbano4349 5 лет назад +37

      What does feminism has anything to do with it🤔

    • @NgocAnh-ef5gr
      @NgocAnh-ef5gr 5 лет назад +15

      Parween Bano probably they indirectly show the importance of education

    • @disgruntled.pelican5324
      @disgruntled.pelican5324 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @sds187
      @sds187 5 лет назад +1

      @@parweenbano4349 Radical,modern feminism...

  • @muskanie2055
    @muskanie2055 5 лет назад +1632

    I once asked my mom when i was young that "in our school they make us say all indians are my brother and sister so are you and papa siblings ?"
    And i still remember the beating i got that day .
    Edit : OMG I have never got so many likes , THANK YOU!

  • @dishadham9565
    @dishadham9565 8 лет назад +269

    I'm currently a tenth grader in C.B.S.E and I'd like to say that this piece is absolutely INCREDIBLE!
    thumbs up dude!
    keep it high!

    • @bestofinstagram502
      @bestofinstagram502 7 лет назад +11

      Disha Dham real school begins only in 11th std my dear .Choose bio maths for more intense effect.

    • @Uma_Karthik
      @Uma_Karthik 7 лет назад

      Disha Dham m
      Ijiuii9 7uu77iky

    • @craigh4868
      @craigh4868 7 лет назад +1

      Disha Dham wats ur snapchat or instagram

    • @fairytale5693
      @fairytale5693 6 лет назад +1

      Best Of Instagram i took both lol

    • @aarushimendiratta8593
      @aarushimendiratta8593 Год назад +1

      The fact that you're probably graduating from college right now🤪

  • @komalsalunke479
    @komalsalunke479 7 лет назад +501

    I am a KVian too 😂 gosh KVs are the same everywhere!! No difference

  • @vkd7948
    @vkd7948 4 года назад +422

    You forgot about the day of inspection when everyone is well dressed and show off their extraordinary skills like a boy suddenly starts flying, a girl starts getting wings as she is 'papa ki pari' and you start getting FEAR (yes, fear is your extraordinary skill on the day of inspection)

  • @reshma5061
    @reshma5061 4 года назад +144

    8:38 when everyone is appreciating the joke ,then Kenny starts singing "ghanan ghanan" the audience lose their shit and applauds more:) I wish i cud be this cool!

  • @vidyamoni1665
    @vidyamoni1665 7 лет назад +381

    gelled it with the tears of his children 😂😂😂😂

  • @alishamoghe
    @alishamoghe 6 лет назад +327

    Calculation mistake was awesome.."Ghanan Ghanan ghan Ghir aye bhadra.... "😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.... I just luv the way Kenny says.... Awesome...

  • @venkatbalachandra5965
    @venkatbalachandra5965 3 года назад +654

    I got 97.4 in ICSE, was the tallest in my class and as school president, was the one who checked the uniforms. That first part hit different.

    • @bharatgoel8809
      @bharatgoel8809 2 года назад +43

      But then you either failed jee/neet or ran away from science because that's how every class topper ends like

    • @venkatbalachandra5965
      @venkatbalachandra5965 2 года назад +89

      @@bharatgoel8809 I actually am doing computer science in a tier-1 college dude, chill.

    • @bharatgoel8809
      @bharatgoel8809 2 года назад +4

      @@venkatbalachandra5965 it's not bits/iit/nit is it?

    • @venkatbalachandra5965
      @venkatbalachandra5965 2 года назад +88

      @@bharatgoel8809 An NIT actually, but you really need to find a life dude. I didn't target you with that comment, and yet you're regularly spending time trolling me😄

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 года назад +77

      @@venkatbalachandra5965 lmao the other dude really wants your life bad lols

  • @revesai8555
    @revesai8555 2 года назад +47

    Anyone who's been on the ascending order of insecurities would know the epic battle between the students who stand in the front to move at least one place behind. It's a cold blooded battle where we call out each other like there's no tomorrow

  • @gopikaanil5834
    @gopikaanil5834 8 лет назад +1036

    Anybody else noticed the pun about the 'board' meeting for dusters? 😂

  • @shivanshi_singla
    @shivanshi_singla 6 лет назад +1013

    Ascending order of insecurities ??? Should it not be descending order like -1st one - the shortest one - most insecure and then the longer ones who are comparatively less insecure !!! Or am i overthinking 😂

    • @potatopotahto5824
      @potatopotahto5824 6 лет назад +14

      Ascending is from smaller to bigger ( eg- ascending the stairs meaning going up the stairs.) Descending is Big to small ( eg- descending the stairs meaning going down the stairs.)

    • @aditri2664
      @aditri2664 6 лет назад +63

      Directioner 12493 I think she knows that and she is right.

    • @potatopotahto5824
      @potatopotahto5824 6 лет назад +8

      @@aditri2664 But how? She said that descending order is shortest to tallest. But that's not the right thing. Ascending is shortest to tallest.

    • @hrithikkrishna4304
      @hrithikkrishna4304 6 лет назад +38

      @@potatopotahto5824 by shortest to tallest she meant the descending order of insecurities, the shortest guy has the highest insecurity and tallest the least...makes sense now?

    • @shwetaratnesh29
      @shwetaratnesh29 6 лет назад +8

      Good catch

  • @tulip-vf3iz
    @tulip-vf3iz 8 лет назад +469

    oh goodness. I've never laughed so much. its 3am and I am watching your videos trying not laugh loud so that I don't wake others . But it's not happening. Too hilarious

    • @Jadu_1691
      @Jadu_1691 8 лет назад +1

      tulip 3650 i hear ya. xD xD

    • @bhavyabhavsar9388
      @bhavyabhavsar9388 8 лет назад +1

      tulip 3650 i know that feeling

    • @Orion22810
      @Orion22810 7 лет назад +2

      tulip 3650 Same situation!😂 It's 2.13am right now!😛

    • @nishantdravid3089
      @nishantdravid3089 7 лет назад +2

      tulip 3650 same here😹😹 its 4:49am

    • @arundpm8220
      @arundpm8220 7 лет назад

      Haha.. Me here as well 😂

  • @safiayounus4015
    @safiayounus4015 4 года назад +135

    Dude, the "is thr any calculation mistake?" So relatable 😂😂😂

  • @flivver2527
    @flivver2527 8 лет назад +155

    usually I don't watch Indian stand up comedy. First time I'M watching Indian stand up and I really loved it.

    • @josephfernando4867
      @josephfernando4867 8 лет назад

      which standup do you watch?

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 8 лет назад

      Joseph Fernando Ryan stiles, Wayne Brady, Kate McKinnon, taran killam, kennon Thompson,fred armison, bill hader, tacy Morgan etc and Saturday night live......

    • @overthemoonflorist9135
      @overthemoonflorist9135 8 лет назад

      samee!

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 8 лет назад

      Tanvi Duvedi Cool Buddy

    • @jincyc.joshwa1351
      @jincyc.joshwa1351 8 лет назад +5

      Daniel Fernandez is also cool. Check him out

  • @drisakar7744
    @drisakar7744 4 года назад +167

    "he gelled his hair with the tears of children"😂😂😂😂

  • @adyajha9319
    @adyajha9319 9 лет назад +146

    Oh god, I just started missing my school after watching this video.. I am a K.V. student as well. Kenny you could have also talked about those moments when Principal of the school would give a half an hour lecture in the morning assembly and many kids would start faking getting unconscious so that they don't have to bear that.. and also about 'Asto ma sadgamaya..' and 'bharat ka swarnim gaurav ...' and so many other songs we used to sing in the assembly.... anyway great video as usual :) ...We KVians rock!!!

  • @anujasharma9114
    @anujasharma9114 4 года назад +564

    I'm a Kvian never related to something better😂😂

  • @tarunmood
    @tarunmood 8 лет назад +358

    i fking lost it at the "ghanan ghanan" bit..
    Certainly, this was all a trip down memory lane..
    Thanks kenny!

    • @vishalrangineni1158
      @vishalrangineni1158 8 лет назад +6

      yeah...ghanan ghanan was fuckn amazing man......i laughed so hard for dat..i was actually scrolling down the comments if anyone mentioned about it.

    • @jahnavisiluveru2081
      @jahnavisiluveru2081 6 лет назад

      Tarun Mudliar r€

    • @defaultuser4024
      @defaultuser4024 6 лет назад

      Tarun Mudliar ikr😂😂😂

  • @jhinuksaha5071
    @jhinuksaha5071 8 лет назад +431

    this was hilarious...i am a KVian too..and i can relate to everything that has been spoken by kenny..brought back all my memories of kv days..

  • @bull8baba
    @bull8baba 8 лет назад +152

    I could watch a whole hour only of this school stuff. Full nostalgia!

  • @manisha7679
    @manisha7679 4 года назад +123

    We CBSE student can never get over: INDIA IS MY COUNTRY...

  • @aditi013
    @aditi013 8 лет назад +212

    all of us had a Prasad Sir xD .I am connecting to this at a spiritual level! xD

  • @ska4666
    @ska4666 5 лет назад +488

    *"All India's are my Brothers n **_Sisters"_*
    *Me:* wait What!?😟Sisters , Why a sane guy will ever Marry Sisters.
    _(First Noticed this Bull Crap in 6th and Dropped it for Eternity 😅)_

  • @harshvardhanjha4611
    @harshvardhanjha4611 8 лет назад +78

    "If their are any calculation mistakes " *best part.

  • @sidharthsankar1972
    @sidharthsankar1972 3 года назад +45

    I finished my class 12th a year back and spend roughly 10 years in K V . I couldn't relate more to anything else in life till now other than this standup . Thank u Kenny for taking me back to those wonderful 10 years of my life again .😂😂😂

  • @nikkomango
    @nikkomango 5 лет назад +36

    This is genuinely my favorite Kenny stand up comedy ever

  • @AakankshaLolusare
    @AakankshaLolusare 6 лет назад +169

    Wow! 😉😆
    One can also mention the compulsory 2 braids for girls. That's the universal rule for all the KV female teachers. Just to ensure that boys don't flirt with girls 😂

  • @adikshithojha3666
    @adikshithojha3666 9 лет назад +2231

    The two dislikes are from kV teachers I guess.

  • @devmehta1888
    @devmehta1888 3 года назад +16

    3:13 That Imperial March moment was so thrilling man 🤣

  • @ritzj1271
    @ritzj1271 8 лет назад +1199

    Nailed it Kenny!!😂😂
    Regards from a KV product😂😎😂

  • @alchemicreduction3819
    @alchemicreduction3819 6 лет назад +229

    I just found this channel. *Binge mode on*

  • @Lexi-ty2ff
    @Lexi-ty2ff 6 лет назад +203

    Each word you said was like gospel of truth about CBSE ,been there in the same situation 😂

  • @Frontduty
    @Frontduty 4 года назад +127

    School is the only place where children employed. Employers are paying to be employed (forcefully).

  • @prayujpillai
    @prayujpillai 9 лет назад +73

    that comparing part was on point!! haha

  • @ritukhurana4260
    @ritukhurana4260 8 лет назад +194

    "make sure u turn brown"
    Happens everyday even after studying convent school 😣

  • @farhathullahmohd6626
    @farhathullahmohd6626 8 лет назад +278

    anyone else did 12 years in KV & thought he was speaking the truth

    • @solitary_soul
      @solitary_soul 8 лет назад

      oh yes ...

    • @amritjn21
      @amritjn21 8 лет назад +2

      Ya I did , he spoke truth . But their is more truth to be spoken.

    • @mminu100
      @mminu100 8 лет назад +2

      omg... kv schools are the best... 😂😁

    • @drminiajitha7729
      @drminiajitha7729 8 лет назад

      Same here :D

    • @ROHITH397
      @ROHITH397 8 лет назад

      every word is true

  • @beyourself5864
    @beyourself5864 4 года назад +36

    Uniform assessment at morning assembly, Sun roast in the morning, using duster to punish are literally insane happened to us dude..! 😛🤣

  • @asefahafeez8910
    @asefahafeez8910 7 лет назад +937

    I m not from KV. I m from DAV. n our situation was just as bad. I don't feel any nostalgia or anything it was soooo horrible. I wouldn't go back if someone paid me to.

    • @techking3664
      @techking3664 6 лет назад +1

      Ayesha Akhtar im also from DAV

    • @techking3664
      @techking3664 6 лет назад +5

      Which dav are u from I'm from nerul

    • @dhruvmenon3841
      @dhruvmenon3841 6 лет назад +4

      Ayesha Akhtar I am also in DAV and both kv and dav are bad

    • @hiran1724
      @hiran1724 6 лет назад +16

      I'm sorry to break it down ,but kV mein Mazaa hi kuch aur hai

    • @himonkoch3416
      @himonkoch3416 6 лет назад

      tech king holy fuck I am from dav nerul as well xD

  • @purushottam2010
    @purushottam2010 9 лет назад +273

    All the real Board Victims (2016)...Please stand up please stand up....

    • @iluvsp9
      @iluvsp9 9 лет назад

      +Purushottam Hari Let the pwnage begin.

    • @shlokakamath6380
      @shlokakamath6380 9 лет назад +9

      finished one exam...nine more to go! #ICSEPROBLEMS

    • @martiebum7075
      @martiebum7075 9 лет назад

      yo!!

    • @dakshamgosai
      @dakshamgosai 9 лет назад

      +Nishtha Rautela Stop commenting and go study!

    • @vishwa6901
      @vishwa6901 9 лет назад

      ✋✋

  • @sarvesh714
    @sarvesh714 8 лет назад +734

    Life is fucking boring after 10th.School days are the best.

    • @lazyindiandude
      @lazyindiandude 8 лет назад +8

      No bro. It's actually toddler days. Because if you're a toddler, there's no need for you to bootlick a person who has a mutual hatred for you just because you didn't do their homework or some shit.

    • @sanskarwaghchaure4131
      @sanskarwaghchaure4131 8 лет назад +4

      Sarvesh Pathak infant days are the best

    • @varunsandyful
      @varunsandyful 8 лет назад +17

      hmm days when we didn't exist were probably better

    • @kickbuttowski3043
      @kickbuttowski3043 8 лет назад

      u rock bro (y)

    • @meethimaity1048
      @meethimaity1048 7 лет назад

      t totally agree with yu

  •  4 года назад +97

    IB board: John has 8 chocolates he eats 2 how much is left?
    Icse: John has 8 chocolates, he eats 2,
    what's the distance between the sun and the moon?

  • @arulmozhi8680
    @arulmozhi8680 5 лет назад +209

    Any KVians watching ? 🔥
    This so damn relatable 😂 since being a KVian ! ❤

  • @radhikarishi9420
    @radhikarishi9420 8 лет назад +56

    I love the concrete jungle - yeah! song at the beginning and ending of the stand up! it gets me even more excited 😂

  • @shrishtysingh7298
    @shrishtysingh7298 4 года назад +44

    I was in ICSE till 10th standard and had went straight off to CBSE to same shit everday for 2 years. Trust I had seen both sides of the story.

  • @israakhalidali6452
    @israakhalidali6452 4 года назад +93

    " All Africans are my brothers and sisters"
    MoOd

  • @YogeshAnandS
    @YogeshAnandS 4 года назад +848

    So here is a short fun story :
    *I got 75% in 12th cbse and one girl in my class was crying because she got 95% instead of 97%* 😂😂😂(btw 3 people can pass in that percentage) 🙄
    Edit: Don't see the replies in this comment there is a war out there😑

    • @DrAnanthukrishnan6604
      @DrAnanthukrishnan6604 4 года назад +15

      that is hilarious

    • @GeneralInfoSystem
      @GeneralInfoSystem 4 года назад +10

      I got 53% .

    • @sanasayed5793
      @sanasayed5793 4 года назад +22

      Bcoz mostly all girls are smart and intelligent in studies😎

    • @josaphcj7199
      @josaphcj7199 4 года назад +64

      @@sanasayed5793 those girls are storage devices. I hope u know the difference between smart and
      Memory capacity

    • @herewego7949
      @herewego7949 4 года назад +27

      @@josaphcj7199 the analogy of a low scorer, 12th boards especially physics and maths are definitely not about memory and considering 93%, then it definitely isn't. girls are in general motivated to score good in school by parents and not at other things like IIT etc, if they were , they'd ace the fuck out of those too, but I know many beyond smart girls probably because there parents are encouraging

  • @anantikamehra1694
    @anantikamehra1694 9 лет назад +41

    Weird death eater for the morning assembly here! Love this segment :) can relate! Especially waited for people to screw up the pledge in Sanskrit.

    • @gunitanagi
      @gunitanagi 9 лет назад

      +1

    • @NotionNationX
      @NotionNationX 8 лет назад

      kids do it all tha tym

    • @adyajha9319
      @adyajha9319 8 лет назад

      +Anantika Mehra lol... i was the one who would always be sent to do the pledge in all the three languages..

    • @pawandeepsingh6501
      @pawandeepsingh6501 8 лет назад

      Sanskrit pledge 😂 loving it

  • @dhanyarajan5496
    @dhanyarajan5496 7 лет назад +64

    We used to have a sir who would throw chalks at those who talk while he taught English. The chalk hits one guy's forehead split into two and hit two other guys as well ...
    Awesome video, Kenny ... Just that you could have included a part where cbse students of different schools fight with each other and when a state syllabus guy comes up we all team up against him ... !!!
    Great work..😀

    • @idresseaymu1008
      @idresseaymu1008 5 лет назад +2

      And last day that piece of chalk hit my head while I was walking on the road

  • @sanjaygupta5725
    @sanjaygupta5725 4 года назад +20

    Kenny used a Harry Potter reference guys !!! He Said death eaters ... Love you kenny
    Amazing content

  • @akshayajonnalagadda454
    @akshayajonnalagadda454 8 лет назад +51

    When he started talking about the uniform thing, I started laughing so hard coz I was the student and the death eater once. That star wars theme. DEAD.

  • @jinhitentertainment270
    @jinhitentertainment270 5 лет назад +70

    As an ex KVian, I experienced all of this too😂😂 You had Prasad sir & we had Rao sir😂😂😂

  • @Nostalgic_Nooks
    @Nostalgic_Nooks 5 лет назад +233

    kendriya vidyalaya....
    rich people be like...some spa or what!!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    ya...indeed its a spa...wer u get all kinds of body treatment....so truee........

  • @shreayankanjilal
    @shreayankanjilal 4 года назад +31

    Watching this being a kendriya vidyalaya student is epic......lol

  • @garimasaini
    @garimasaini 8 лет назад +12

    1:56 isn't it descending order of insecurities?😂

  • @sanjyotpote2559
    @sanjyotpote2559 8 лет назад +40

    KVIANS ARE THE BEST ! U PROVED IT KENNY ! 😋😋😋😋

  • @nurarex
    @nurarex 8 лет назад +53

    Surviving Assembly was like landing on Normandy beach and not getting shot.

    • @atifmd1205
      @atifmd1205 6 лет назад

      what the hell dude hahahahahahaa

  • @pritika02
    @pritika02 3 года назад +18

    Not only CBSE but the ICSE students also went through the same things he mentioned from the assembly thing to the marks thing😂
    One or two students had to faint during the morning assembly and the teachers standing under the shed would be like "didn't have your breakfast or what?"
    😂😃

    • @222-p2q
      @222-p2q 3 года назад

      I agree but empty stomach does makes you dizzy 😹😹

    • @krishnabera3949
      @krishnabera3949 2 года назад

      Yep , sad truth . 😅.

  • @LaxmiDevi-hc5mt
    @LaxmiDevi-hc5mt 6 лет назад +460

    Asatoma sadagamaya
    Hit like if you know what this is XD
    All in all I'm a proud kv student Wahaha

  • @0209vinay
    @0209vinay 8 лет назад +44

    Kenny, I could relate each and everything you just told! I too, am a KVian.

    • @kvdiaries5938
      @kvdiaries5938 8 лет назад

      Vinay Shankar will u relate to us also
      check out our videos in kv

  • @aparnasajikumar7821
    @aparnasajikumar7821 6 лет назад +5560

    CBSE squad???🙋

  • @feensheikh9105
    @feensheikh9105 4 года назад +15

    This never gets boring!😅😆...such stressbuster!!😍

  • @maitrayeebaruah2926
    @maitrayeebaruah2926 5 лет назад +44

    Whenever we use to ask when will be the Inspection day one of our teacher use to tell us jis din unnecessary decoration dekhoge and Principle, VP and discipline committee ke teachers shaadi main aane wale dress main aate hain usi din ko Inspection day Kehte Hain 😅😅

  • @sachibharti4400
    @sachibharti4400 7 лет назад +4

    1:47 and the principal from under the umbrella says, "aye, vitamin-D is good for y'all"

  • @gaurirathi2547
    @gaurirathi2547 5 лет назад +8

    Preparing for just 1 day before exam is like crying and suffering then watching kenny getting funny and this goes on for the endless hours of time

  • @SaranshGhai
    @SaranshGhai 4 года назад +20

    Ghanana ghanana was the best part😂😂😂😂i watched it 10 times

  • @_vij_2270
    @_vij_2270 6 лет назад +1395

    Class topper got: 95%
    Girl got : 98%
    😂😂😂 logic?

    • @Shree2580
      @Shree2580 5 лет назад +65

      Joke da

    • @raschr8933
      @raschr8933 5 лет назад +46

      class topper is like that one kid who always gets in 90%. girl gets 98% its a miracle for her or she gets in 80% so she is used to it.

    • @rashmideshwal4084
      @rashmideshwal4084 5 лет назад +13

      Girl got 98 marks *
      Non% mentioned

    • @asifa.993
      @asifa.993 5 лет назад +38

      3% for being sexy 😂😂😂

    • @Paws.of.Justice
      @Paws.of.Justice 5 лет назад +9

      Topper in guys (implied)

  • @yoyopops3069
    @yoyopops3069 6 лет назад +10

    "If there are any calculation mistake " - it was fantastic

  • @TheArchit1
    @TheArchit1 7 лет назад +66

    1:57 it should be descending order of insecurities.

  • @alphagaming7813
    @alphagaming7813 3 года назад +2

    9:58....The universal tone and the universal problem in class...!!!!!😜

  • @PoojaRani-qd7pw
    @PoojaRani-qd7pw 5 лет назад +9

    It's been a while since I have watched them. Now all these videos feel fresh. LOVE THEM!

  • @helloooWoorld
    @helloooWoorld 5 лет назад +35

    that belt case ufffff...for nails nd belt i hated these assemblies ....
    Nd yes morning assembly is a TORTURE.... BT BT BT....#loveforCBSE 🖤🔥

  • @rupalirawat5788
    @rupalirawat5788 8 лет назад +50

    To fellow KVians....
    Morning assembly's "DAYA KAR DAAN VIDYA KA....." XD

    • @suvidhahegde1152
      @suvidhahegde1152 8 лет назад

      +Rupali Rawat Hell yeah! :) :)

    • @whoisabhi
      @whoisabhi 8 лет назад

      I always use to screw it up! 😂

    • @shantanu3543
      @shantanu3543 8 лет назад

      +Rupali Rawat True :')

    • @drshriyasridhar
      @drshriyasridhar 8 лет назад

      Oh my god XD yeahhhhh!!!
      😂 and remember that happy birthday song? "bar bar Yeh din aaye.."😂😂god!

    • @rupalirawat5788
      @rupalirawat5788 8 лет назад

      +Shriya Sridhar yeah! It was the worst thing you could do to the bday girl/boy.... :D

  • @yaminiiyer11
    @yaminiiyer11 2 года назад +3

    I sometimes feel that by listening to your comedy and humor any introvert or shy person would start opening out !! Great skills 👍

  • @Mohabzan.
    @Mohabzan. 7 лет назад +69

    Hey, even I'm studying in K. V. buddy, what u said about K. V. is 100% true, you are amazing, your expressions are superb, overall you are the best 👍👍👌👌👌

  • @sharvarimarathe
    @sharvarimarathe 8 лет назад +128

    You mean descending order of insecurity!

  • @shanthyjoe
    @shanthyjoe 7 лет назад +22

    ascending order of insecurities.!!😂😂 so true!!

  • @anamikasingh8327
    @anamikasingh8327 4 года назад +13

    So relatable man....I am not from KV but since from morning assembly roasting....ascending order line formation....that pledge....duster thing....everything is damn relatable....😂😂😂😂

  • @mdnaafaynomaan6324
    @mdnaafaynomaan6324 5 лет назад +84

    2.1 k dislikes are of teachers .
    "We cant respect them"🤣🤣🤣

  • @vivekchavanmusic
    @vivekchavanmusic 9 лет назад +4

    Into my 12th Boards right now. Had Physics a few days ago.
    Totally fucked up. This gave me hopes. Thanks Kenny.

  • @priyachoudhary7202
    @priyachoudhary7202 8 лет назад +193

    Kenny please make your facebook page or I will make it!

    • @KennySebastian
      @KennySebastian  8 лет назад +24

      +priya choudhary Facebook page and all my links are in the description of the video :)

    • @priyachoudhary7202
      @priyachoudhary7202 8 лет назад +3

      +Kenny Sebastian ohh I see. I searched by "Kenny". :)

    • @abhijeetroy5368
      @abhijeetroy5368 8 лет назад +2

      priya choudhary Hey priya

    • @riteshgarg1799
      @riteshgarg1799 7 лет назад +1

      priya choudhary hhh

  • @RanjitKumar-fw8sz
    @RanjitKumar-fw8sz 4 года назад +8

    After watching ur netflix special came here to watch this again and ended up binge watching all the videos 😂😂😂
    U r damn awesome 🤘