Kentucky Fried Monkey -- Supercilious NON SEQUITUR | Post-Rock/Ethereal Wave

"First rule of Post-Rock club: THERE IS NO POST-ROCK CLUB." Our genre is so exclusive, so avant-garde, so edgy... you know what? Don't even call it anything. It's beyond your boundaries. Just plug in your guitar, hook up a dozen effects pedals to hide your lack of skills, and play three notes over and over until you almost fall asleep. That's what REAL musicians do, you know.
Minimalist/Atmospheric music with distortion is cool sometimes, but mostly it just comes off as pretentious shite from angsty teenagers or thespians who got a guitar for their birthday.
Kentucky Fried Monkey is no exception. Those motherfuckers are haughty sons of bitches, and they only like a few notes per song. It's art that way. Give them your money!
Lyrics:
we are pretentious cunts
who can't really play guitar...
are we fooling you yet?
I really, really hope so
because we need the money
With our long, droning notes
And a wall of reverberation
Do you honestly think we’re deep?
How could any of this be profound?
Please buy our records
we could use the money
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Lyrics written by MacDonkuous (2024)
Music by Udio AI
*Not going to lie...I really like that album cover. It was fun to make.

[@stephanieredden8861]

Perfect retort.

[@DagonsChilde1313]

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