Ronny Chieng Thinks Everything Is Stupid - Part 2 | The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @johnford7847
    @johnford7847 Год назад +43

    Ronny Chieng's observations are the BEST!

  • @ziggymarlowe5654
    @ziggymarlowe5654 Год назад +80

    'Now, I"m being priced out of worlds that don't even exist.' 😂 My last hope of landownership and I missed it!

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 8 месяцев назад +3

      So, if you're in META we won't be able to access some areas. It's gonna be a pay to play thing?

    • @angeleide1344
      @angeleide1344 5 месяцев назад

      ROTFLMAO 😂

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 Год назад +70

    We need more Ronnie (and Desi)! I love his contempt for the idiots.

    • @TheFishy51
      @TheFishy51 2 месяца назад +1

      Yess 100% agree 👍 more of those 2 and more Klepper!!

  • @foomp
    @foomp Год назад +326

    "2020 is going to be worse." - Literally the biggest understatement in the last century.

  • @landotter
    @landotter Год назад +49

    deserves his own show

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Год назад +13

    "Ronnys rants" - one of the few things left to look forward to. Thanks Bro.

  • @theodorrichey
    @theodorrichey Год назад +7

    ‘Groping my avatar’ 😅🤣🤣

  • @eraserhead12
    @eraserhead12 Год назад +24

    ‘People are gonna make everything 💩 ‘ truer words have never been spoken

  • @CrisSelene
    @CrisSelene Год назад +42

    "It's like they're so rich and comfortable the last thing left to do is pretend to be poor" this sounds exactly like Marie Antoinette pretending to be a poor milkmaid in the Trianon. And we all know how that ended.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад

      low power aristocrats attempting to seize power by getting mobs to attack those above them and failing to stop themselves from becoming targets? So I guess the middle class has to start the eating of the rich and then be eaten too.... NOT IT!

  • @juandebrigard3051
    @juandebrigard3051 Год назад +62

    Well he wasn't wrong with that last sentence...

    • @ScorobeSlavinpoop
      @ScorobeSlavinpoop Год назад +11

      As someone who doesn't like being around people, social distancing was great! People don't talk as much in masks either. Besides the risk of disease, 2020 didn't bother me at all! 🤣

    • @justaconversation3729
      @justaconversation3729 Год назад +3

      And he had no idea yet!!! Ehat a sentence to end on!!!

    • @ScorobeSlavinpoop
      @ScorobeSlavinpoop Год назад +3

      @@justaconversation3729 Ehat indeed

    • @kr13100
      @kr13100 Год назад +3

      Yeah I just said out loud that was awfully prescient of him!

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven Год назад +25

    Ronny is the the best.

  • @TheGreatPizzaMasterpiece
    @TheGreatPizzaMasterpiece Год назад +9

    Ronny Chieng is funny AF

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Год назад +6

    to be fair, having egg-laying hens can supplement additional nutrition intake, be it their eggs and their meat, as well as providing a side-hobby if you're sick and tire of the job or spouse you're forced to deal with. my mother was a biochemist specializing in mice husbandry (retired since the pandemic), and her husband (my late dad) was driving her nuts, so she got herself some rabbits as a excuse to not talk to him, hag out with the rabbits during feeding time, and process them for fur and meat. she's now letting them live out their natural lives, since she's no longer physically capable of doing the processing aspects, and she essential became a crazy old rabbit lady.
    urban farming and ranching can be a nice hobby to have if you're sick and tired of the 9 to 5 life. after all, this ca be a great opportunity to kick-start the next generation of victory gardens, along with victory coops.
    just not like what the idiots in Silicon Valley do; that just screams "i'm not being taxed enough so i gotta spend money on something other than letting m spoiled kids inherit them" :/
    SO TAX THE FCVKING RICH OR WE EAT THEM! AOC for POTUS.

  • @AlbinoBlackHole
    @AlbinoBlackHole 8 месяцев назад +5

    Ronny needs his own show

  • @Xtini-ov2ys
    @Xtini-ov2ys 6 месяцев назад +2

    Leeches!! Did he do the whole segment with those on his chest? I’m crying laughing❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @TheFishy51
    @TheFishy51 2 месяца назад +1

    Ronny Chieng is my spirit animal 😂

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 Год назад +6

    I only have 3 words for Ronny Chieng's segment on fireworks: Chinese New Year!

  • @Denkar11
    @Denkar11 Год назад +3

    Chickens? Too late. Bees? Too stingy. Now it's goats!!!

  • @hartubmoses6645
    @hartubmoses6645 Год назад +47

    Buying anything on meta verse is proof you have more money than you need.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад +2

      also more money in millions then measurable IQ with modern means.

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes Год назад +5

    Can't wait to see what character Ronny plays whenever his week behind the desk will be!

  • @johnfort290
    @johnfort290 Год назад +5

    RONNY IS A BASKET CASE LOLOLOL

  • @tragicrhythm
    @tragicrhythm Год назад +3

    Didn’t realize this but it is possible to overdose on sarcasm.

  • @yasirumer2893
    @yasirumer2893 7 месяцев назад +3

    America only have 13 confirmed coronavirus cases well that escalated quickly didn't it oh and congrats to America for topping the charts for most number of cases of covid 19

  • @molochi
    @molochi Год назад +5

    I can tell how well Andrew Kiguel knows the tech landscape just by his pronounciation of NVidia as "NahVidya".

  • @cyborgraptor1778
    @cyborgraptor1778 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tbf backyard chickens can save/make money. My cousin has them and they pay for themselves. It's also a lot more humane than the battery cages and debeaking of factory farms. I can pay $5 for eggs from tortured hens or I can pay $4 to my cousin for fresh eggs from happy healthy chickens. They also come in a large array of varieties and have surprisingly unique personalities. They're decent pets and half the time feed themselves off bugs and small vertebrates.

  • @rebaburn2677
    @rebaburn2677 2 месяца назад +1

    Ronnie is so talented and smart and funny ❤

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Год назад +10

    I was flying my quadcopter a few weeks ago and this guy walked by behind me with his kids and he asked me ..."whoa! Are you from the metaverse or something?!" Because I was wearing FPV goggles. 😂😂

  • @romanosaraviadis
    @romanosaraviadis 8 месяцев назад +2

    His disdain is his best quality..

  • @Aedrion-
    @Aedrion- 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Spoiler alert, 2020 is gunna be worse." *drinks hand sanitiser*
    This man is from the future, isn't he?

  • @michelbalencourt904
    @michelbalencourt904 8 месяцев назад

    I love how he took the one VR headset as a prop that doesn't work with the Metaverse (^^,)

  • @sechsauge
    @sechsauge 5 месяцев назад

    18:07 "Are you afrait of the fireworks, buddy?" "Ah, it´s cool." xD

  • @bsdslacker
    @bsdslacker 9 дней назад

    LOL the leeches as the new rage in Ridicule Valley

  • @feralhomunculus
    @feralhomunculus Год назад +15

    I give my dog Trazadone prescribed by her vet for thunder storms and fireworks, etc. It works wonders. You have to give it a couple of hours before the event so sometimes it's difficult for storms but it works really well to calm her.

  • @seankelly1291
    @seankelly1291 7 месяцев назад +2

    The US, where corporate food ads are called news.

  • @Mr_badjoke
    @Mr_badjoke Год назад +1

    And I wish I could still go by Ronnie ..I did for a while. Ron makes me feel like a biggerjerk 😂

  • @DawnBurn
    @DawnBurn Год назад +3

    The bits at 13:00 for COVID are... so strange in hindsight.

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love this guy😂😂

  • @Xtini-ov2ys
    @Xtini-ov2ys 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ronnie keeps getting funnier. ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @supianzainuddin1482
    @supianzainuddin1482 Год назад +3

    Ronnie rocks! I love this guy!

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 9 месяцев назад

    5:05 tbh that is 100% on the players. If you are too dumb to realize that if you move in real life, YOU MOVE IN REAL LIFE, you have just revoked your VR privileges.
    This is on the same level as playing baseball inside and wondering how the window got smashed .

  • @ruthcavanagh1043
    @ruthcavanagh1043 Год назад +5

    The metaverse? Sounds like the stuff that the movie The Matrix is made of!

    • @mikeg647
      @mikeg647 Год назад +1

      The matrix with Wii sports graphics....

  • @msvonnegutpunch5384
    @msvonnegutpunch5384 Год назад +1

    They use watermelons for Desert Eagle demonstrations too. “Look how powerful this firearm is! It exploded a melon” My foot can do that

    • @msvonnegutpunch5384
      @msvonnegutpunch5384 Год назад

      Also talk to Stephen Colbert bc he hates cantaloupe like Ronny hates honeydew and frankly they’re both garbage fruits

  • @historychannel365
    @historychannel365 Год назад

    One of the few remaining things to look forward to is "Ronnys rants". Thanks, bro.

  • @Sam-lc6vh
    @Sam-lc6vh Месяц назад

    That rubbing alcohol may have blinded Ronny but it also opened his third eye to the horrors awaiting us in 2020

  • @whilewaitingforthemothersh5366
    @whilewaitingforthemothersh5366 Год назад +1

    Haven’t heard anyone talking about the Metaverse in years ( 2023 ) 😂

  • @elishaminor2900
    @elishaminor2900 Год назад +2

    Great punchlines ronny

  • @missingno81
    @missingno81 Год назад +3

    Great now everyone can get cyber bullied by children hiding behind an avatar.

  • @Sueinthewonderland
    @Sueinthewonderland Год назад +1

    I love Ronny! ❤

  • @KyleKaneen-k3z
    @KyleKaneen-k3z 6 месяцев назад +1

    “2020 is gonna be worse” aged well….

  • @quincymosby
    @quincymosby 5 месяцев назад

    Ronny is so awesome.

  • @traditionalnative
    @traditionalnative 11 месяцев назад

    we've had vr chat for years before this, like 2017 lol

  • @theaviary238
    @theaviary238 Год назад +3

    I stand with the writers. Don't give in. ✊️❤️

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 9 месяцев назад

    Aint that cool! You can have "virtual meetings," and you're not even allowed to work from home at some businesses.

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 Год назад

    "Metaverse" has stopped responding.
    [Wait] [Close]

  • @danusams
    @danusams Год назад +2

    more 'Rony' content!

  • @jonnyz37gjbm
    @jonnyz37gjbm Год назад +1

    GIVE RONNIE THE DESK!

  • @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
    @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes Год назад +2

    I teach Chinese language in a creative and funny way.
    I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more luck I have.
    Chinese characters still retain their pictographic origins. Knowing what the characters look like originally can help understand the meanings and remember them vividly.
    I’ve spent about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture, and many years studying Chinese culture and jokes. My native language is Chinese.

  • @Jin420
    @Jin420 Год назад +8

    When are these writers going to get their fair wage so this strike can stop??
    Are these media companies relying on old bits to hold out on paying these writers?? If so, then I'll gladly stop watching these until the writers return. 💯💯

  • @shinkouhai919
    @shinkouhai919 Год назад +1

    i forgot about meta until I watch this video...

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 Год назад +1

    That $20K haunted house was actually a CIA black site.

  • @johnhanson4776
    @johnhanson4776 Год назад

    Helluva rabbit hole ain’t it

  • @rocketship3396
    @rocketship3396 8 месяцев назад

    Maybe I'm ignorant, but what was wrong with yellow alert? Like there's different color alerts, like red alert, orange, amber, etc. Yellow was even the second highest alert on Star Trek.

  • @maheshborade5233
    @maheshborade5233 Год назад

    Petition for Making it Daily show with Ronny cheng

  • @wolfsingcrew3051
    @wolfsingcrew3051 Год назад

    XD meta verse the "future of vr" XD

  • @mikemcguire6573
    @mikemcguire6573 10 месяцев назад

    That tattoo? It's an Infiniti logo! ( after a couple of ink sessions to block out meta").

  • @BarbaraCameron-h2k
    @BarbaraCameron-h2k Месяц назад

    Please keep this TRUTH moving in the MAGA world.

  • @WraithAllen
    @WraithAllen 3 месяца назад

    These companies never heard of Linden Labs and their product "Second Life" which has been around for years...

  • @6j6666
    @6j6666 Год назад +2

    How much longer is this writer's strike going to go on?

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +4

    I hate fireworks and feel like they should be illegal throughout the country unless handled by LICENSED professionals in controlled show settings.

  • @Z_MIB
    @Z_MIB 7 месяцев назад

    The comment at 11:36 makes no sense. The narrator claims that people are covering their face simply for being near an Asian person, but the person who the narrator accused of covering their face is literally wearing a mask which is what people were supposed to do during the pandemic. It's amazing how the media is simultaneously criticizing people when they don't wear masks but in this case is criticizing people when they are wearing a mask.

  • @catch10110
    @catch10110 Год назад

    nice. the next time i go hiking im bringing fireworks so i can scare away the wolves and bears. amrite?

  • @landotter
    @landotter Год назад

    2:40 😂

  • @stella-gx8ne
    @stella-gx8ne Год назад +2

    A sleepover at epsteins’s Classic!

  • @TheMpo1986
    @TheMpo1986 8 месяцев назад

    "There are only 13 cases in the united states" hahaha yep that was the beginning.

  • @crash8729
    @crash8729 Год назад +3

    Ronny Chieng for Czar of Common Sense.

  • @bobbyrooney
    @bobbyrooney Год назад

    sadly, Adaptil doesn't work for my Golden :(

  • @stephenziga2319
    @stephenziga2319 Год назад +1

    Trevor Noah almost collapsed the daily show and run away.

  • @jonathanzimmer8143
    @jonathanzimmer8143 8 месяцев назад

    SO glad I stayed with this algor-aylist long enough to see the Halloween Starbucks. No more checking candy... they made a Poison Control Frappuccino!!!!
    This calls for shots... pass the lamp oil!

  • @Nickolas_a
    @Nickolas_a Год назад +1

    How’s he so cute

  • @RobertSnell-nz4oo
    @RobertSnell-nz4oo 4 месяца назад

    The metaverse sounds like the matrix....

  • @reprovedcandy
    @reprovedcandy 2 месяца назад

    "There is only 13 confirmed cases in the US. We have bigger things to worry about"
    Hmmmm this particular joke didn't age too well

  • @manfredthewonderdog
    @manfredthewonderdog Год назад +1

    One of the really major issues with chickens are rodents. You have chickens, you have rats, possums and depending on where you live nutria and fox. Enjoy

    • @ScorobeSlavinpoop
      @ScorobeSlavinpoop Год назад

      No rodent visitors at my coop. Just neighborhood cats. Probably why there aren't rodents. So many cats.

  • @bimonsolivar8898
    @bimonsolivar8898 9 месяцев назад

    Annoyed Ronny Chieng insulting you would be great in an app that is supposed to keep you from procrastinating :D

  • @cjackfly
    @cjackfly 3 месяца назад

    Leeches are KING! 👑

  • @Billy-yo3hi
    @Billy-yo3hi 3 месяца назад

    It's still in Ohio. AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JennyShull
    @JennyShull Месяц назад

    •The Disney Channel Original show Phil of the Future predictioned the Meta Verse.
    The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest predictioned virtual reality.
    The Disney Channel Original Pixel Perfect predictioned holograms that can become real people.
    •The Meta Verse is great and all, but the people not working in offices still have to go to a real life building to work.
    People who have cleaning jobs. People who wash dishes.
    People who repair things like cars. People who work on the sewers systems. People who drive for a living. People who don’t have access to the internet. Etc.
    Unless from home they can operate robots to do their jobs.
    •I could by digital Meta land or:
    1) Online I can buy an island that people live on.
    2)I can get scammed into thinking I’m Lady of a small plot of land in Scotland for money.
    3) I could play the Sims.

  • @JaquentaJackie
    @JaquentaJackie Год назад

    Is it just me, or is the Metaverse just the updated SIMS or Yoville?

  • @kathi_grows_plants
    @kathi_grows_plants Год назад +4

    2020 was worse 😭😭😭

    • @DarkLink18819
      @DarkLink18819 Год назад +1

      Yet we still had so much more to come and still have so much more to fall. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

  • @cjdingojames3715
    @cjdingojames3715 Год назад

    I meant Ronny

  • @benmoreno2076
    @benmoreno2076 Год назад

    This is what Dwight did

  • @kcse
    @kcse 10 месяцев назад

    Metaverse already was created by Linden Research - Second Life. It’s been around for 20 years. Facebook is very late to the game and creating nothing new.

  • @Kate4267
    @Kate4267 Год назад +2

    Fireworks, in all its forms, are also detrimental for veterans with PTSD. Let’s not forget our fellow humans.

  • @johnshackelford6965
    @johnshackelford6965 Год назад +1

    Meta Phone hacker

  • @markpalmer7832
    @markpalmer7832 Год назад +1

    Meta...now you wont need to bath or wear clothes.

  • @Velpoem
    @Velpoem 4 месяца назад

    Metaverse is like female organisms. Telling yourself you are the best she ever had.

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Год назад +1

    😆

  • @ericbryant83
    @ericbryant83 Год назад

    Pay the writers

  • @A-rogous-1
    @A-rogous-1 Год назад

    Is this how the matrix started?

  • @RubenGreenshadow
    @RubenGreenshadow Год назад

    It's like Windows 3 right now. Too primitive to be fun. Reality will always be better than living in a freaking computer world. But invest in it if you have lots of money. I love it when people bank of a losing prospect.

  • @HDmetajoker
    @HDmetajoker Год назад +1

    I hate everything meta