If Food Delivery Apps Were Honest - Honest Ads (Uber Eats, GrubHub Parody)
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What if Food Ordering Apps Were Honest in their Ads? Roger Horton investigates.
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CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Woman: Britt Migs
Restaurant owner: Michael Strauss
Delivery Boy: Jesse Eisemann
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Reva Grimball
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Colorist: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
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I do want to get those lazy fks who dont deliver my food and force me to go through this fired. Thank you. Thank you. ✌️ Thank you.🤚 I'll be here all year.
So, now your videos are boring and you put stupid ads on them? F off, unsubcribing from this crap
If Restaurants were honest
You mean "HortUp", right?? 😁
Can we pay in Hortcoin?
I love/hate how Roger points out that everyone - customer, driver, restaurant - loses.
The crazy part is that Hortdash doesn't really win either. None of these companies have ever been profitable. They've received tons of investment with the hope that they'll be profitable "someday".
Wow I never actually realized that everybody gets screwed! 😮
I know, it hurts my mind. But he is telling truth
and Hort Dash basically runs a printing press.
Not everyone loses. Roger wins, after all.
"Ask for forgiveness, not permission, am I right?" That freaking line, though.
The motto of every major company throughout the world!
Is it weird that I agree with it? 😂 I mean, I see the point.
"Move fast and break things"
Definitely not the context from the one gargoyle in Disney's The hunchback of Notre Dame
Any more really over-used generic cliche comments there Princess?
"What did you expect from a company that gives you no healthcare, insurance, or pension; pays less than minimum wage as you ruin your car, and sends you into murder situations daily?"
I couldn't have summed it all up more perfectly than that. Though, I'll add a few more:
▶ Doesn't help with gas.
▶ Only pays you just enough money to get food and pay your bills, leaving you financially stagnant.
Financially stagnant? It's not supposed to be a full-time job, lmao. On a good day in a prime spot I'll door dash for like 2 hours and make a little fun money every now and then. It supplements my actual income and the schedule doesnt matter. It's a "mini game job"
Yeah, I was mostly coming from a perspective of people who would want to make this their main job, which I HIGHLY advise against. Mainly because of aforementioned reasons. This should only be done as a side job for some quick cash.
California, I believe, tried to offer for this to become a full-time job with benefits, bur the drivers refused, to which I'm just scratching my head. You can't complain when the thing that would've solved your problems was rejected. Of course, not all drivers rejected it, so I do feel bad for those people.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleynot only is that not true, they spent $158 million to prevent the government from forcing them to
Welcome to capitalism!
"you get money in your bank account, which roger cannot get his hands on"... ohh boi.. guess who owns the bank?
Roger?
@@54032Zepol damn, you too bro?
Hort Bank.
lmao. I saw that episode😆
And I just realized that this is a new & improved spin-off of the "Adam Ruins Everything" concept🙃
Except Adam Conover is a dope and Roger is a hero!
horton bank 😂
@@radfoo72 Why is Adam Conover, who did it first and arguably better, somehow a dope and Roger is a hero? They're both heroes ...
Also, an ad for a superfluous middleman app in a skit skewering superfluous middleman apps is a statement. Not a good one.
Yeah it's basically Groupon 2.0 which I have pretty mixed feelings over. Seems like it'll just drive up prices overall, though especially for folks who don't use the app.
No wonder the gap between Sam's/Costco and other places has gotten so wide...
We will only be able to trust 'Honest Ads' if next week they roast the kind of middleman apps that they are collecting money from as a sponsor of this episode - otherwise, they have become the very thing which they are trying to expose.
@sulls2654What! What extension?
@@Tom-nn9qm
They are not trying to "expose" anything. They are telling some truth and some lies to create a strong hatred so that people will provide willing bodies to put a new set of elites in power.
@@Tom-nn9qm Welp, I confirm it there's a yt comment complaining about that and the only hearted messages are well the ones which agree for a video to contain it. Sadly can't trust them anymore
"If a restaurant isn't on Hort Dash, it doesn't exist."
Lmao this reminds me of Uber Eats.
When new to Houston,
I once got the bright idea to pull up Uber Eats to find restaurants around me and just drive to the location to slash costs of the middle man.
Then I found out that a lot of these restaurants I've never heard of
DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
Instead it's multiple entities all operating out of the same Ghost Kitchen so there is no physical location in which you can order & dine from😂
Nahhh. If you're not a well established restaurant with an actual location I can drive to if orders need to be resolved,
you're not getting my money!
I'm not playing that silly hide & seek phone tag anymore!
I don't know why it would occur to you to look at a delivery app to find restaurants. I'd normally use Yelp.
Ghosts need employment opportunities. Have you ever tried being a ghost? It aint easy!
@Polit_Burro sure and when I'm a ghost I'll stop eating. Until then, Hortdash is the best (and only) option!
@@Polit_Burro Yeah but ghosts don't need shelter, food, or water ...
@@3nertia You never heard of the Hungry Ghosts? They're a big thing in Asia. Not a KPop band.
These services are only viable as a job if you live in a congested city and own a vehicle with insane gas mileage and low maintenance cost... and even then you're probably not making enough to live in the city you're servicing.
If you live in the car it can work. 🤣😭
@@Polit_Burro Those types of cities have laws against living in your car.
@@nobodyimportant2470 It sounds likek those cities would be great spots toopen those little pod hotels like they have in Japan.
Great side hustle if you just use a bike.
It's an incredibly long way to spell "a bicycle"
Hubby was a driver for Amazon flex delivering groceries until he was shot and killed after his last delivery for the day, Amazon referred to it as an automobile accident and washed their hands of it. Delivery drivers of any sort are in so much danger these days.
Sorry for your loss 😢
Googled and found the news article, that's so horrible, so sorry for your loss
I need a mini Roger in my fridge. I will call him Frodger (Fridge Roger).
@@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4ydlike the ice cube tray?
I don’t mind ads, but when they’re 50% of the video’s run-time, and in the middle of the video, that feels like you’re taking us for granted!
It's Hortco for Bog's sake, what do you expect?!
M'aiq utilizes the 10-second skip feature, until it goes away. 😸
@@TheXstasy M'aiq knows it to be of no use when the ad is baked into the video.
YOU'VE BEEN 'ROGERD' AS WE SAY IN THE UK
@@Maiq-the-Liar Sponsor Block
Tap 2:51 to skip the ad. You’re welcome.
Thank you 😊😊
I just dl'd sponsorblock right now lol
but thanks
That won't work on ads that are organic and woven into the video like they did.
@@seand1011 nah it does work
App would be useless if it didn't lol
@@seand1011 Works perfectly. I can't even remember the last time I saw any kind of ad or sponsored segment on RUclips or anywhere else online. uBlock origin and SponsorBlock is all you need.
This is the perfect mix of Roger as the star and the supporting actors. And it’s almost like real YT with having as much ad content as creator content. I just got Roger’d twice!
This is why I go to the restaurant for every meal I get, I like eating my food warm, thank you.
Same, now days I either eat in the restaurant or take it home or cook a meal myself. Not paying a fucking buck to Uber.
Yeah, I learned about Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc during 🌏 CoVid19. 2020 era. See the wrong or different driver from the image on the app 🤳🏽. Get orders wrong, missing stuff, delivery or "driver" fees that are not tips 🤔 . Have simple meal orders take 35-45min. Sometimes 60min. No more!
even then you pay for convinience ... just not that much and you support the local business more directly (if via the apps you do support them at all)
eitherway some luke Smith would still take you out for being a loughable "fricking zoomer" for going to restaurants
I live far enough out of town that the takeout will be ready when I get there. Good enough for me.
Or when I have time to cook, I just make something with a lot of servings, for leftovers. Easier to reheat than cook and cheaper than going out.
@@urugulu1656you tell the streamer that you would have been their daddy.. but the dog beat you over the fence.
"No! That's the price of one taco. Delivered, cold, straight to your door..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Please don't stick ads into the middle of these 😕EDIT: Just to be clear, I'm not saying NO ADS ANYWHERE. I understand this is a business. Just please put them at the start or end of the video so they're not breaking up the flow of the skit!
That was my thought a few weeks ago when they started doing it. It's only a matter of time before they realize that the very company they're advertising is also a scam, and do an "honest ad" about that one, too.
These videos so cost money to produce. Why not take from a company.
😂 I'd prefer a few adds to help support the channel. This is a well executed production
Beginning or end at least
Ad space pays the bills and keeps the lights on. lol
this is so true, almost 30 dollars for a 7 minute meal was depressing. glad i stopped doing that
I've never done that and was never interested even when I started seeing them on the roads
Why did you have some random person bring your food in the first place??
I got doordash/grubhub only once... when a driver left it on my doorstep by mistake. I found it hours later.
@@Allious131 that wasnt the problem, the food was mine. the fees made it damn expensive tho
@@Pomegrandmate But it should have been the problem, letting strangers bring your food why would you not think it's a problem, that's what puzzles me?
The actual commercial inserted into this was ironic, and a bit infuriating
"I've been Roger, by the way..." And you've been Rogered...
you have been rick rog roll
My nephew and nieces (ages 17-23) often order Grub-Hub/Door Dash even on nice sunny days. And each of them has a car. The parents? They're like me. They'd fast for a week before ordering delivered food.
Couldn’t be more accurate
And my millennial friends all looked at me like I was weird for telling them their delivery apps would lead them to ruin and to just get off their asses and get food or for the love of Batman just MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING. "Convenience" is a sucker's game.
I'm a Gen Xer and I've only used Uber Eats once since they came out.
I have a Starbucks about 2 blocks from me. I go in about once a year.
Why?
Because I know how to cook. I know that it's cheaper in the long run to brew my own coffee. And I hate it when my order isn't right or if my name is misspelled!😂
@@janeentumbao8690 Gen-X.... Assemble!
I had a hunch the gig economy was bad news, but I have another hunch that people having to work more than 2 jobs for only most of a living might've been pinned down. How has this system even lasted this long?
I've never used these delivery services.
I was the stoner trying to save money 😂 I had a few bicycles, skateboards. Plus I had anxiety and would rather just go get everything myself. I would volunteer to do the runs, then they expect you to be free Uber like naw buddy their is still a food fee or tip fee, mfs then try to get you the cheapest thing 😂 then you just say hey why don't you use Uber you cheap azz mf
I’m not paying $35 for a $10 fast food meal, I’ll get it myself thank you very much.
I’m still upset a fast food meal cost $10!
Just cook at home you losers.
Is it $10 still 😂 man inflation bump it up
As a driver, my experience has been mostly positive. But I decline lots of ridiculous orders like this: I got a Starbucks order at 8 pm. It took 15 mins. to drive across town to deliver it. And guess what was two minutes from the customers house? A Starbucks! The algorithms are ripping off the customers. 2 minutes away! If you’re able, get in the car and go get it.
@@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd I live about a 3 minute drive to my nearest grocery store, but I see my neighbors paying for the local grocery's delivery service all the time. Granted, where I live has no sidewalks, crosswalks, or bike lanes so it's dangerous to walk/cycle. That said, it's such a short drive, why pay extra and wait longer when the store is so close? It's insanity!
If you ask for a refund too often from Uber Eats, they stop giving refunds.
I seriously doubt the "Upside" app is on the up-and-up.
This reminds me of when Mad Magazine started taking advertisements.
Upside is trash. Promise you cash back, then tell you they couldn’t process. Waste of damn time just to get tracked.
@@kablah777 can't believe they don't even give you 10% chargeback, mf you already ordering from hyperinfllated shady ahh looking place just cuz the app said. NAHH 😂😭😭
Roger has more jobs than Simon Whistler has RUclips channels... 😅😂
it's like having an ad for a gun store in the middle of a video denouncing gun violence
Ryan George did this exact premise
Roger forgot the Fefe fee.
Also the two first names fee
@@ColdRunnerGWN Fifi's not free.
John Oliver also covered this recently.
I used to make $100 a night... every night doing only 5 hours. Last time I had the app on, didn't even break $100 that week.
Yeah, those were the days weren’t they 😢
LOL welcome to bidens democrat economics, what a wonder full thing to keep voting democrat.
@@markcab2055
Hush, don't wake up the sheep!
@@markcab2055ummm okay...weird thing to blame current person in power for.
@@markcab2055 Everyone loves to blame the sitting president even when the problems were caused by a previous administration. It's a non-answer you can give so you don't have to put in any effort doing actual learning and coming up with a real answer. The truth is a president doesn't have anywhere near the omniscient level of control over the economy you think they do. They can propose bills, sure, but those bills have to go through Congress, a political body notorious for its slowness and inefficiency due to constant infighting. *They* have far more control over what gets passed and what gets either outright denied or stalled into oblivion, and considering that they can't even agree on what time of day it is, expecting anything important to get done is hilariously naïve. Presidents aren't kings. They can't just issue a decree on whatever they please and it be so. There's a process to this.
Yea that upside company will have its own video when that sponser check bounces. Nobody is making 300 a month from that app.
I've been using Upside for a couple years now, but I can do math well enough to know that they massively exaggerate how much you can earn...
To earn $300 a month, at 25 cents a gallon cash back, you'd have to pump 1,200 gallons of gas
100% perfect representation for sure. Thank you Roger!
There was a time when I used delivery, like during the 1970s. Delivery has gotten much worse and unpredictable. I pick up my own food these days.
Agreed. That way the restaurant gets 100 percent of the money
Don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight!
Most people don't seem to know this, but you can call up ANY cab company, and they'll delivery food for you for the cost of a cab ride.
Divorce $499? 🤣 This is like a Leslie Neilson movie where there's stuff going on in the background
This was a documentary 👏😳
It is truly horrible in every single way. They left out the part about how places like McDonald's all but ignore dine in customers and delivery drivers are the only people besides the Fkn drive thru that they serve with any urgency or attention.
I try avoid using them, but when I have I delt sorry for myself.
But on the driver side, I made beer money when I did it. Made more as a Dominos delivery employee.
As someone that is a pizza driver, I am actually so glad that these scam middleman services exist, because compared to those middleman deliver apps, the on staff delivery of the pizza place is cheaper than the apps. So the customers are willing to tip us more since it would still be cheaper.
"Customer service, How can we make your day worse?" is my company's new way to answer the phone.
Next Topic: Forcing paying premium RUclips members to watch your ads mid-video
Alot of channels are doing ads within the videos now which is why I dont have premium anymore. I'm not paying for no ads only to see ads when the skip ad button is free
@@thedragonofdalzell IF RUclips PREMIUM WAS HONEST
It's putting a very accurate price on pure laziness, that's what they are actually selling. My own pure sloth.
Maybe if anyone in the chain besides the delivery company were getting the fair share of the pay. But the delivery workers and restraunts are overwhelmingly not paid enough
I'm waiting on the parody part. Seems more like a documentary, or is it a horcumentary :)
Awaiting "If Documentaries Were Honest"
There is so much truth in this!
Sometimes, you think you order your food at one place, but where it REALLY comes from is some warehouse, set up like a mass kitchen, the makes the food like the big named joint you thought you ordered from.
Sometimes, the person will actually EAT or tamper with your food. But that's been going on for decades as long as delivery has been around.
Long story short....
Either fn learn how to cook or get off your lazy butt and pick it up yourself!😂
These are actual commercial kitchens. You can rent one for yourself. Lots of small business entrepreneurs use them to prepare meals for a variety of commercial business ventures, such as catering. These kitchens are for rent by the hour or day. They are subjec to health inspections just like any restaurant.
@@Polit_Burro
And that's fine, almost... I'm sure the food is perfectly fine and tasty, hopefully...
If I order a Giordano's pizza and wings, I fully expect it to come from the nearest Giordano's near me.
I don't expect it to come from some warehouse back in the cut that no one even knew existed where they make Taco Bell and Chinese food too.
It's like buying a really good knock-off purse or shoes. You can still wear the items. They may even last as long as the real deal. But you paid the premium price +++ for a fake.
1:46- *Jump him!*
2:57-Oh,come on!
I'm a programming newbie,but even i can make a functional route finding algorithm!
It blows my mind that people spend money on those delivery services. Even before they got big like they are I’ve always just drove or hopped on my bike to grab the food myself because more restaurants offer discount prices for in-store purchases.
I’ll make the 15 minute round trip to save 15 dollars any day lol
Depends being stuck in a house for an entire year not allowed to leave. One might find themself tempted to order something a few times at least. Then you see the obscene bill for those and vow to starve instead.
Exactly! My experience is no one thinks of disabled people who are forced to use these stupid things. @@user-gz4ve8mw9l
If they were honest, they'd admit they ate all the bag fries! Right, Gerry??!?!
* shakes fist *
Bag fries = tip
God. That ad was forever
2:32 even the actors in the commercial are being swindled by roger. It's rogception I tell you lol.
Hi Roger, sorry I wanted a taco dinner from your app but I didn't want to pay $100 dollars plus delivery fee, service fee, processing fee and tip of 25%.
All so the driver can make 4 bucks
@@michaelharris8598fast food worker made $0.12 to $0.30 (one minute of effort, federal minimum wage to $20/hr CA wage) any slower than 1 taco per minute and you'd be fired!
That’s cleaver putting a fake ad for a fake app in the middle of this Honest Ad, it’s very, meta very, Hartman I love the humorous absurdity of it
I remember when our terrifying delivery drivers were using our terrifying delivery trucks to deliver our pizzas in as terrifyingly efficient a way as possible, and got paid and tipped. Seems easier.
I only ever order pizza(directly from the pizzeria), that's it. It's still expensive, but man is it good 😂
The plateform charges 30% to business is so true and it is madness.
it was b.s. like this that made me delete all those apps off my phone and refuse to order out again. why order a $50 burger when you can go to the supermarket, buy all the ingredients, and cook one yourself without having to wait as long for it to get there, and it costs way less
Because: time
Great job, next time talk about fake restaurants ("dark restaurants") that exist only on delivery platforms. They take away from small local restaurants and street traffic in the neighborhoods too.
I knew it! The Hortman islands is REAL!
hey - I was going to ask for this video - this video's ahead of its time, yay!
Probably 15 years ago, a friend of mine and i kicked around the idea of something that was basically instacart. I was going to be the shopper and he the driver. As we looked at expansion scenarios, my friend quickly discovered that making money essientially meant screwing over the driver at every opportunity.
This has been one of the more accurate hinest ads.
Anyone else feel really sorry for her when she realises she's not getting her taco? Like you just want to find a taco for her. You can't fix everything in the world, but the poor woman can at least get this much, dammit!
Hell no! 😂
Go to the store. Buy the rice, beans, salsa, cheese and other stuff and make it yourself! It'll be cheaper and last longer!
Hell, I'd deliver it to her for free. (Sure, I'm hoping to get lucky as well, if not that day), but HEY, as the meme would go "Get this girl her taco".
She's acting but yes...a fed woman is a happy woman
I feel sorry for the cyclist
@@janeentumbao8690
Yes. But she sounds so crestfallen and disappointed about the taco. If it means that much to her, then she should probably get one. Just on general principles.
I honestly loathe that my dad uses door dash or any of these other services. Like $6 for a sausage egg McMuffin from McDonald's when you can go to the store itself and get 2 for $5! They overinflate the cost of all the items on these restaurants, then they have the audacity to charge you another 25% of your order in misc fees, $2-8 delivery fee then they still want you to tip the driver another 20% of your order.
Where I could get a large soda $2 and 2 sausage egg McMuffins for $5 and with tax it comes out to like $8 ish vs paying $12 for 2 McMuffins plus $4 for the soda, $3 delivery fee, $5 misc fees and then a $4 tip brings your total to around $28.
$8 vs $28 dollars? Thats alnost 3.5x the cost!
Honestly, Ive stopped ordering/using these apps entirely and franky nothing will change until we all stop ordering from them all together. Vote with your dollar and show them that we dont want that overpriced shit anymore!
01:49
Ad inside an ´´ad``?
What a time to be alive!
It's a race to the bottom. Zero sum game as standard now for society.
Protip: ordering for pickup on UberEats increases the cost of the food/services. It would be cheaper to go in the restaurant and order yourself
They didn't even touch on the number of assholes that claim they never got their food when they did or the sheer number of idiots that don't know you need to be present to obtain large grocery orders. Don't get me started on car insurance companies jacking your rate through the roof if you deliver too. Like, as bad as this skit exposes it to be, it's actually much, much worse.
Roger forgot that if you are in a car accident on your drive neither Hirt dash or your car insurance will help you unless you paid hundreds of dollars for a special insurance add on.
The only time I used the delivery apps was when everything was on lockdown and I didn't have a car to go through drive through. I know everyone was cooking at that time, but I was working mad overtime and in the middle of a forty three day straight stretch with no days off.
Oh wow what do you do
strong enuf to survive. good for u.
You are appreciated Roger 👍🏼 Take-out and dining out is cool sometimes, but it's waaay more cost-effective to cook at home. 😊
Lol about a dollar of the delivery fee goes to the driver
This. Is. Why. I. Cook.
That, and I’m broke. Having food delivered to you is a luxury.
And if you know how to cook, its likely much better food too. Many "food" places have really went downhill lately.
Ah the Horton Islands. Sounds like a great vacation spot.
Aaaaaand this is why I don't use food delivery services, unless it's through the restaurant itself.
I see some comments where you get refunded and no dinner…that’s always a classic! Another one of my favorites is trying to order something before going into the midnight shift, good luck I always say!
Lol. As a person who uses Door Dash RELIGIOUSLY ... 👏🏾😂 Roger
Love Honest Ads Roger You The Man And Fucking Funny 👍👍
Roger Roger
"What's our vector, Victor?"
Honestly, this. I stopped using these services after I saw that regularly whatever I was ordering cost a little under double the menu price. That's before the tip. If you check the restaurant, the prices are lower than in the app. I have a car. I'll just phone in my order and pick it up myself. Save a lot of money.
I hope all these apps go under.
always been thi way on different prices between menu a delivery. i started in 2013 and delivered about 10 months. also could read so i checked prices. something not talked about much. i guessed it made long term situation for me very bad and turned to something else.
Amen to that🎉
These services won't ever die. The sad truth being that lazy people pay for convenience (and some disabled who actually would need to use it if they wanted a specific thing) and then the "workers" of today who can't even handle working in fast food thinking these apps are their golden ticket to the easy life. It's a viscous cycle. I have a decently well paying job and when I'm bored I'll go deliver for like 2 hours just for the hell of it, since its basically free money at that point.
These services are needed by someone else. You just thought you belong in that group.
Man this is so great and absolutely all true. I for one have not and will not ever use any of these food ordering apps. It's just not worth it.
It is morally right to rob the Uber Eats (Uber everything, really) CEO's house.
I tried being an Uber delivery driver, in contrast to being a pizza driver in the 90s. As the pizza driver, we'd get paid hourly, gas, and tips, going no farther than a two mile range. Uber had me drive across three major cities to just pick up orders, then, take those orders to another city no one would deliver to because it was the highest crime neighborhoods, for $16, driving around 30 miles in heavy traffic. Another thing, if you get caught by your insurance company driving as a taxi, they'll drop you, flag you, so you can't get insurance, and your state will suspend your license for not having commercial chauffers insurance or a license to be a taxi while not driving with a class A safety rated vehicle, designated by DOT. If you get in an accident, Uber will deny you the coverage they said you were under, and, their insurance is not the minimum required for commercial usage. Uber doesn't tell you all that. Good luck.
As one who makes money doing Grubhub/Doordash deliveries, there's a lot to be said here - and yeah, as a driver, when the restaurant screws up, there really isn't a whole lot we can do. I do use insulated bags though, so I do my damnedest to make sure food arrives hot, or at least, still warm.
No ads at all thank you we don't want ads nobody ever wanted ads in this world
Blows my mind my sister works for Doordash, she drives her car into the ground, has to take orders that are over an hour old to keep her rating, then when the people don't tip because the food is late and cold, she barely breaks even with what they pay her. But she "loves the hours", I feel bad for how dumb my sister is...
"Hort Dash customer service. How can we make your day worse?"
You owe my family for the cost of my funeral, because that killed me. 😆
Perfect timing 😅😅😅
An account in the Hortman islands
2:52 lmao That's the perfect creepy ceo look.
I don't even have enough money to necessitate a normal bank account. A Hortman Islands' account just seems like a fairytale.
I dread clicking next to the review page and seeing the ridiculous added fees
Lol that add-roll was smooth af.
af? Athletes foot?
This isn't just happening in the States. JustEat does this too, to the point I got an air fryer to make my own & it's so much cheaper, & always comes out hot!!!
How amusing, I got a delivery ad at the beginning and also at the end of the video
Also, if you leave a negative tip as the same amount of the fare, the delivery is free! Example: $10.000 + -$10.00 = $0.00, lol.
Add -$8.00 if you feel bad about not leaving a tip at all, a couple of bucks should do for good service. Or leave a -$9.99 tip if the service was particularly bad; it's only fair, lol.
And yet the apps are losing money each year. At least the CEO salaries are intact.
Because management is scamming their investors too.
Ill never understand paying 45 for some tacobell thats already over priced at 12/meal...
I use to eat Taco Bell on a Regular Basis and could do so for Under $15.. Now since 2020 the Same Amount of Food Costs $25 and Don't even carry what I use to eat anymore.. Chili Cheese Burrito for just under $2 and the 7 Layer Burrito is Gone and they Refuse to make and can't even try to order on their New "Place Your Order Here" Computer Screens.
@@ravenlorans ya. These fast food corpos are doing wonders for bringing back lil hole in the wall restaurants.
I've seen people order mcdonalds on door dash. Then complain about how they are constantly broke. Despite they earn $3,500/month after taxes. All while constantly shopping online and ordering food refusing to cook. I've never earned more than $2,500/month after taxes. I can't stand wasting money, as I can't afford the cost of living as it is. I can get groceries for a week for the cost of most those food delivery scams for a single order.
@@user-gz4ve8mw9l I have, on numerous occasions _delivered_ a single large drink from various fast food places when working Door Dash. I just ... I don't .... what the fuck, people?
i don't understand how people do these jobs like door dash? You can make more working at a fast food place and your car does not get wear and tear.
If Roger delivers, I'll pay the extra!!!
More Roger! Yesssss!
“There was a bite already taken out of it when I got the order!” 👀
A lot of restaurants in India send their business card with food delivery app orders and offer discount for placing order directly....
5:03 "What did you expect?" Like that song from Pocahontas
So Roger is the little man in my fridge in charge of the light in there.
i'll let you do any sponsored ad you want if you do an honest ad about it the next week plus a bonus one on the subject of sponsored content and product placement. Oh and don't forget one about how Cracked (you know, the busted website turned failed youtube channel you spun off from to stay relevant?) is just a listicle website constantly resharing content created by fans 15 years ago