The Weirdest Halloween Movies You've Never Heard Of

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2022
  • I Found The Weirdest Halloween / Horror Movies You've Never Heard Of - It was quite a spooky experience. Happy Halloween!
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  • @YouTube
    @YouTube Год назад +7902

    i know exactly what i will spend the rest of the day watching 😌 thanks ted!

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Год назад +3607

      this is the best comment you guys could have ever made, thank you so much

    • @dandoozle775
      @dandoozle775 Год назад +439

      Ok RUclips

    • @fim
      @fim Год назад +126

      shit is lit tho

    • @LCGp4nc4k3
      @LCGp4nc4k3 Год назад +2

      🥹same

    • @alastor1776
      @alastor1776 Год назад +122

      @@TedNivison I like the reference you made to your video with Shlat, by naming one of the characters Trend

  • @TinyWarriorAnimations
    @TinyWarriorAnimations Год назад +5826

    Imagine pulling an all nighter to show everyone the weirdest movie to exist, dog bless.

  • @slipperyseel494
    @slipperyseel494 Год назад +4340

    Just want to talk about when I met Ted last week. We were at a gas station, and when I asked him for a photo, he poured gasoline on me and drove me to Ohio. I haven't eaten in 6 weeks. Time passes differently here. The best influencer interaction I ever had.

    • @bingbong1966
      @bingbong1966 Год назад +127

      RIP truly is no end to hunger in Ohio

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +150

      Got you too, huh? One time I was at Enumclaw, Washington, when I met Ted! I began running in fear due to this being the third time I met Ted, but he was riding a large stallion and easily caught up to me and the horse began to trample me. Ted got off of his steed and ordered it to leave, after grabbing his rusty, bent crowbar from a satchel on the horse’s side. He began to repeatedly crush my spine with the circular section of the crowbar, and finally wrapped it around my face-down body and used the sharp end of the weapon to puncture my lung! I was in the hospital for four whole months!

    • @chadthegiga6235
      @chadthegiga6235 Год назад +73

      @@NukaKappa You're so lucky to have met him in real life. He's such a nice guy.

    • @jabble__
      @jabble__ Год назад +23

      Wait what happened the first 5 weeks before you met Ted?

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +24

      @@chadthegiga6235 I wish I never did! Hahaha!

  • @morganwoolford01
    @morganwoolford01 Год назад +1673

    The mere concept of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @moshlingfan9007
      @moshlingfan9007 Год назад +21

      ikr i need to see it

    • @MementoMoriTillDeath
      @MementoMoriTillDeath Год назад +10

      We need this movie ASAP

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Год назад +46

      Honestly even if it is softcore porn I still want to watch it solely because it sounds like such a crazy idea

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora Год назад +16

      Red Letter Media reviewed it back in 2017, I highly recommend checking out their video on it.

    • @jacobrobinson7177
      @jacobrobinson7177 4 месяца назад +14

      If you love bad movies, I still don’t think you could watch it. The opening shot is eleven, ELEVEN, minutes long and is literally a shirtless guy walking through the woods while there is ominous growling nearby. The titular fight at the end is so ridiculously bad it’s not even funny. In between it’s just long shots of shirtless dudes doing stupid shit. It was legitimately painful, but oh my god it is so insane it’s almost worth it.

  • @rolanslide8509
    @rolanslide8509 Год назад +919

    The adult dog being called a puppy is the most realistic part of this movie. I have a 12 year old 100 pound dog and we still call him our little puppy.

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess 7 месяцев назад +14

      I've convinced my mom that it's the law😂

    • @whatever9097
      @whatever9097 6 месяцев назад +19

      Literally tho! My 12 year old dog with gray hair is still a baby. My grandma’s 10 year 100 and something pound golden retriever was a puppy and our baby girl until the end.

    • @ejburgess
      @ejburgess 2 месяца назад +4

      Yup we still call our enormous Irish Wolfhound "cute wittle guyyy"

  • @bonesby__
    @bonesby__ Год назад +3069

    I heard someone say your hair looks like a lego hair piece one time and I can't stop thinking about it

  • @LucyDMusic
    @LucyDMusic Год назад +4735

    Ted accidentally coming across Halloween softcore porn is probably my favorite thing to ever happen ever. All hail the shirtless men.

    • @roshaney
      @roshaney Год назад +53

      Amen

    • @SprinklesServant
      @SprinklesServant Год назад +109

      Correction: It's lightly creamed corn 🌽..🙃

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +5

      yes

    • @marshspy
      @marshspy 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@SprinklesServantI want to unread tgus

    • @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038
      @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038 10 месяцев назад +39

      This has to be the same people behind that weird killer bee movie that Danny, Drew, Kurtis watched

  • @noahpross7882
    @noahpross7882 Год назад +776

    Ted I don’t know if you noticed or just didn’t mention it, but in the flashback where the kid remembers his mom’s boyfriend saying “Neato!”, they actually forgot to color correct it to look like nighttime like they did for the original shot lmao
    Like they just used the raw footage for the flashback instead of the actual darkened shot from the original scene lmao

  • @IrishBoy317
    @IrishBoy317 Год назад +13868

    You know it's weird when Ted uploads twice in one month

    • @imnoodlesoup
      @imnoodlesoup Год назад +473

      in a week!

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Год назад +6162

      I just did an all nighter to finish this fucker and this comment made me laugh out loud

    • @adichatterjee
      @adichatterjee Год назад +77

      dont kill puppies.

    • @CacTus_Clan
      @CacTus_Clan Год назад +96

      @@TedNivison most relatable man on the internet!

    • @bubba5178
      @bubba5178 Год назад +38

      Ted has a little ghoulie forcing him to create scary videos

  • @Memu_
    @Memu_ Год назад +809

    Ted is starting to look like a handsome Pixar dad that tragically dies at the start of the movie

  • @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint
    @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint Год назад +171

    I can't stop laughing at the idea of 7 shirtless men showing up on a movie case

  • @erionnetic1626
    @erionnetic1626 Год назад +230

    I love how I could tell these movies were fetish material/horny in some way almost immediately. For Ted to find out the director straight up was a "lightly creamed corn" maker was just the cherry on top somehow

  • @kirbalicious
    @kirbalicious Год назад +2330

    I actually went trick or treating at Ted's house and he was giving out king sized candy bars!! When me and my children got home I took a big bite of my Hershey's only to find my mouth fill with blood, such a kind man giving out free razors as well.

    • @cardinal9009
      @cardinal9009 Год назад +76

      You should be grateful that it was a razor instead of poop. To this day I can't recover

    • @Lucy_Heart03
      @Lucy_Heart03 Год назад +18

      What a wholesome comment 😊

    • @manymanytacos8082
      @manymanytacos8082 Год назад +16

      That was so kind of him!

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 Год назад +34

      Mine had a whole tsar bomba in it! My hometown is now a radioactive wasteland. Ted really is a true gentleman.

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +28

      This reminds me of that time when I met Ted Nivison at Arizona! I was sightseeing around the Grand Canyon when Ted approached me and immediately stole my pants. When I began to retaliate, he threw them down the canyon and ripped my belt buckle in half, proceeding to use the sharp edges of the buckle as blades to stab into both of my kneecaps. I rolled around in pain, but also joy to finally meet Ted, and fell down the canyon.

  • @holymessengerofbibble3363
    @holymessengerofbibble3363 Год назад +3025

    Oh my god, sincerely thank you Ted, because for years I have been thinking about Halloween Puppy. I'm kind of a connoisseur of S tier garbage, a talent I discovered at a young age. I found this movie as a kid while digging online for bad Halloween movies and for years it has haunted me as a somewhat distant fever dream. The image of those kids sitting in front of that weird totem pole has haunted me for years, but I never remembered what it was called. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to share with you Spymate. A kid's movie about a spy monkey. Need I say more? I have so many terrible movie suggestions, and I am happy to share them with anyone.

    • @Pharaogon
      @Pharaogon Год назад +149

      who is Bibble and why are you their holy messenger

    • @holymessengerofbibble3363
      @holymessengerofbibble3363 Год назад +281

      @@Pharaogon Bibble is a crazy blue puffball from the Barbie Fairytopia movies. He is completely unintelligible, and a much larger character than he has any reason to be. Naturally I act as a messenger for the Church of Bibble, to educate the uninitiated, such as yourself.

    • @texasforever6950
      @texasforever6950 Год назад +123

      @@holymessengerofbibble3363 I am interested in this religion

    • @holymessengerofbibble3363
      @holymessengerofbibble3363 Год назад +137

      @@texasforever6950 Bibble accepts all.

    • @bbluekyanite
      @bbluekyanite Год назад +62

      Bibble is truly an icon

  • @novemberblake9505
    @novemberblake9505 Год назад +224

    I think that the intro was a premade sequence they bought. Like back in the day when you could buy 3D Minecraft intros for your RUclips channel.
    After they received the intro they were like “shit we made a movie about dogs!”
    And that is when you see *their* editing abilities with the stock photo dogs.

  • @thewild.ginger
    @thewild.ginger Год назад +48

    10:35 top ten signs of a dementia patient
    number 1: "what is wrong with him?" *proceeds to point at a locker on a solid wall*

  • @call1800itskat
    @call1800itskat Год назад +1535

    I've seen A Talking Cat before and seen an RLM video on Bigfoot vs DB Cooper, so from the beginning I was like 'omg this looks just like those movies... that actress (mom) is in all of them... it's gotta be the same guy'. I SCREAMED when it all started coming together. This director is an insane D-tier movie phenomenon.

    • @escher98
      @escher98 Год назад +100

      OMG as soon as I saw that actress my brain inmediatly put up the JonTron video on A Talking Cat, the fact that I now know the existance of this madman of a director brings me so much joy, ty very much

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue Год назад +74

      For me it was the car chair

    • @Spencisms
      @Spencisms Год назад +46

      @@TuckyBlue same here. I saw that car chair and said out loud "wait a minute..."

    • @xandergrant4382
      @xandergrant4382 Год назад +7

      SAME

    • @SmithyLK
      @SmithyLK Год назад +27

      Everything I've caught so far:
      -same actress playing the Mom in both movies
      -floating mage orb (the one that hits ted / the one in the finale of ATC)
      -same house set with (some of) the same weird decorations
      -Eric Roberts as a talking animal (you can really hear it at 16:21 when he says "it's the simple things")

  • @cdwell3810
    @cdwell3810 Год назад +344

    the bit about the guy who couldn't find a shirt is genuinely very funny

  • @puppykun8423
    @puppykun8423 Год назад +247

    when i was younger my nona would take me to goodwill n i would get movies a lot of the time. i knew i recognized a halloween puppy from the scene of "the twins" coming up to him and then his mom chasing them off. to know i accidentally watched a movie that had undertones of corn as a child that my GRANDMA bought me is quite hilarious

  • @AguilarSquared
    @AguilarSquared Год назад +78

    5:08 Other fun facts about Eric Roberts: He's also Julia Roberts's older brother, is the only non-british actor to play The Master in Doctor Who (in the 1996 film and audiobooks), plays a DEA boss in a Mexican TV show (La Reina del Sur) and has over 600 acting credits, making him the Hollywood actor that has appeared in the most amount of media (movies, shows, games, etc.) and has been called the hardest working actor in the US.

  • @anonymousfrenchman2631
    @anonymousfrenchman2631 Год назад +1805

    Halloween is a great time of year, it reminds me of the first time I ever met Ted! I was trick or treating with my friends and we knocked on his door. When we yelled Trick or Treat, Ted smiled and yelled "TRICK" before pulling out a baseball bat and bashing in my kneecaps while laughing. Definitely one of my favorite interactions!

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 Год назад +3

      Only 174 likes and no comments? Let's fix this

    • @anonymousfrenchman2631
      @anonymousfrenchman2631 Год назад +2

      @@catpainter3165 Fixed

    • @brendan_o7
      @brendan_o7 Год назад +25

      “Ted” “the” “knee breaker” “Nivison”

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner Год назад +5

      Classic Ted! 👌

    • @velonexs
      @velonexs Год назад +3

      That's why he's one of my favorite youtubers 😁 What an amazing man

  • @ThePWhale
    @ThePWhale Год назад +800

    The actress who plays the mom also starred in a movie in the 70's called "Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy"
    She's got quite the filmography

    • @joebyren7566
      @joebyren7566 Год назад +12

      Epic

    • @quandaliusdinglus3374
      @quandaliusdinglus3374 Год назад +44

      and eric roberts also plays Jimmy Figgis in brooklyn-99 and was strangely really good in that role

    • @griff1254
      @griff1254 Год назад +33

      @@quandaliusdinglus3374 His daughter is Emma Roberts too, and he has 700 credits on imdb himself. I am under the assumption that the movies entire budget went into casting him.

    • @doveybird
      @doveybird Год назад +18

      OH MY GOD! SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN IT! I love finding the weirdest films possible just to annoy my friends, and Alice in Wonderland: An X-rated musical fantasy has been my go-to for years, to the point that some people don't even believe it exists. It's the worst movie I've ever seen and also my favorite Alice in wonderland adaptation

    • @pikapal91
      @pikapal91 Год назад +13

      She was also the mother in the legendary film A TALKING CAT?! Both this movie, and A TALKING CAT!?! were directed by David DeCoteau who's filmography basically consists of softcore pornography.

  • @TheMegaDudeBroski
    @TheMegaDudeBroski 6 месяцев назад +39

    Eric Roberts being in one of these is the most expected thing of all time, if he’ll do Stalked By My Doctor he’ll do your Halloween dog movie. Also if anyone didn’t know, Eric is the father of Emma Roberts and brother of Julia Roberts, so you know there’s that I guess

  • @cornerficus4513
    @cornerficus4513 Год назад +43

    I would 100% watch a totally serious version of “Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper” because the implication that they are of the same power level in a similar vein of “Alien Vs. Predator” and “Freddy Vs. Jason” is god-tier meme gold.

    • @jam-the-hologram
      @jam-the-hologram 2 месяца назад +3

      Well in Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper the titular D.B. Cooper is a werewolf so they are, in fact, on the same power level

  • @iron_Will
    @iron_Will Год назад +1270

    This video was an absolutely *wild* ride for me. Noticing that "A Halloween Puppy" shared multiple actors and locations from the movie "A Talking Cat!?!" of old-school JonTron fame was enough of a shock in its own right, but then we reached "666: Teen Warlock". The amount of shirtless men in the movie combined with my knowledge of the movie "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper" made me say to myself, "Surely this must be a David DeCoteau film, right?" So I paused the video, and one Google search later, yes, I was correct. But then I realized. Ted said that both the movies he'd talked about so far were from the same director. Did David DeCoteau really make *at least two* movies where a dubiously sober Eric Roberts provided voiceover for the thoughts of an animal? I was befuddled, but had to continue. I un-paused the video and proceeded to watch as Ted fell down the same rabbit hole I had just spent the last several minutes throwing myself down, and then descended even further beyond the depths I had achieved. Thank you, Ted, for this singular exercise in insanity.

    • @sorryxgffh8462
      @sorryxgffh8462 Год назад +12

      Bro same I just noticed it had way through and went to the comments to check if I was crazy

    • @Mr_Mono284
      @Mr_Mono284 Год назад +19

      When I noticed the living room I legit jumped

    • @harrison2768
      @harrison2768 Год назад +4

      @@Mr_Mono284 lol the staircase

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 Год назад +7

      I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY BAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @carrot5610
      @carrot5610 Год назад +11

      i just commented this after seeeing the living room with half a car and the tree trunk with boots on

  • @TeaTreePetri
    @TeaTreePetri Год назад +375

    "is Candice short for candy" is such an amazing pick up line that I'm going to use on everyone

    • @justinfoley7136
      @justinfoley7136 Год назад +8

      It will only work on Candice

    • @tinyprettymoon
      @tinyprettymoon Год назад +28

      No but he said is Candice long for candy because you look good enough to eat 😭😭😭 like it’s kinda clever since Candy is usually short for Candice but the “you look good enough to eat” part is beyond creepy

    • @salt3685
      @salt3685 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@justinfoley7136 Yeah, that’s the joke.

    • @justinfoley7136
      @justinfoley7136 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@salt3685 very funny joke

  • @galactus5000
    @galactus5000 Год назад +8

    Me: “this looks like a DeCocteau.”
    Film: *is*
    The fact that I can tell a DeCoceau by sight fills me with dread.

  • @rebecca6646
    @rebecca6646 Год назад +22

    I'm crying and wheezing at the cover art change to include 7 shirtless men. I was no prepared for that 🤣

  • @lavendersun3025
    @lavendersun3025 Год назад +401

    I actually met Ted the other day! He was handing out candy for Halloween, and he gave me a Hershey’s bar that was poisoned! I had to be in the ER for a week! Definitely the best experience I’ve ever had with an influencer.

  • @gandpork
    @gandpork Год назад +821

    This is absolutely insanely well written (the video not the movie), all the skits were amazing. Great job!

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Год назад +208

      Thanks so much!

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +32

      @@TedNivison Hey, Ted, thanks for all the amazing fan interactions. I’ve seen so many stories of people who met you, and you seem to really hate kneecaps and love crowbars. Much love ❤️

  • @alyssiataylor546
    @alyssiataylor546 Год назад +56

    The way you deliver your jokes seems very unique. You just weave them in them so naturally. Maybe it's the tone of you voice. I'm subscribing

  • @juice8566
    @juice8566 Год назад +11

    the fact that A Talking Cat?! is filmed on a know porn set makes so much more sense now

  • @krisrossetti9845
    @krisrossetti9845 Год назад +327

    Kristine DeBell (the actress that plays the mother is fascinating to me) she was in the adult film industry in the 80's, was the love interest in an early Jackie Chan movie called rumble in the Bronx and now this.

    • @oswk9
      @oswk9 Год назад +40

      Eric Roberts is also the dad which feels weird they are all seemingly proper actors

    • @Marpai14
      @Marpai14 Год назад +28

      she was in Meatballs (1979) with Bill Murray, too... which makes this even more confusing, since she seemed pretty capable

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Год назад +3

      Lol funny you say that cuz Jackie Chan definitely may have been in porn or at least porn esque at first. Which to clarify, it’s very hard to find any info on exactly what he did that was porn related. But in an interview he brought up that when he first started acting he was so desperate and poor that he couldn’t turn the porn roles. And considering that was probably like in the 70’s it’s not that weird that it’s totally lost to time, who even knows how it was originally distributed might’ve been before VHS even

    • @Level1Hera
      @Level1Hera Год назад +3

      Whaaaaat 🤯

    • @aviibees
      @aviibees 8 месяцев назад +2

      I’m also pretty sure one of ✨the twins✨ was Josh on Liv and Maddie

  • @mikeag5662
    @mikeag5662 Год назад +243

    Ted's the type of gut to go to a Rainforest Cafe when he was 8 and say "well, this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life."

  • @himbosuplex
    @himbosuplex 6 месяцев назад +4

    I don't know what's funnier, Ted discovering David DeCoteau or the way he pronounces his last name.

  • @stale-cupcakes
    @stale-cupcakes Год назад +4

    Oh god the mom from A Talking Cat!? and also Alice from a Wonderland pr0n movie is in A Halloween Puppy...
    Also it should be noted that considering A Talking Cat!? is from the same people and was filmed in an mansion used for adult films, it's quite likely that the mansions for A Halloween Puppy and 666:Teen Warlock are both adult film sets, too

  • @mollu8683
    @mollu8683 Год назад +556

    I was watching a indie Halloween movie once. The opening scene shows an old baseball field with a group of kids playing baseball. It looked to be in the 90s or so. Then out of nowhere, a tall, aggressive man--- who seemed to be in his 20s or 30s --- starts running towards one of the kids holding a bat. He was chanting some sort of demonic phrase over and over again. When he got close enough, he started repeatedly swinging the bat into the one of the kids knees. As the kid falls to the floor in agony, he looks up through his teary eyes only to see his tormenter smiling at him. It was a shockingly realistic. 10/10 would recommend. Super creepy! Its too bad I forgot the title.

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +148

      I believe the film was about a cultist and serial killer named Ned Tivison. He claimed to be immortal and has changed his name various times over the years. He disappeared around 1998, and went into hiding however people around the Boston area reported sightings of someone who looked exactly like the man.

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 Год назад +21

      @@NukaKappa I think the name of the film is Nosivit Den

    • @curllum
      @curllum Год назад +9

      Oh I know that one! I thinks it’s called “The Kneebreaker” or something along those lines…

    • @kazoo4rent
      @kazoo4rent Год назад +6

      I think I've seen this one too! Wasn't it based on a true story?

    • @jameswhite4709
      @jameswhite4709 Год назад +3

      @andrew facts

  • @chaznan
    @chaznan Год назад +23

    9:56
    Ted: “he’s trick or treating at 17?!”
    me, aged 17 going out with my mates to do that very thing: “what a weird guy”

  • @crimeskeleton57
    @crimeskeleton57 Год назад +13

    20:45 As a girl, I love being a mischievous devious creature who doesn't listen to authority

  • @sorcam
    @sorcam Год назад +26

    Hey man, just wanted to say your editing is really high quality and the jokes are consistently funny in your videos.

  • @audreycarter3196
    @audreycarter3196 Год назад +254

    I remember finding a Talking Cat!?! once and watching it with my family. The “talking” part is created by a small black moving shape that is supposed to be the cat’s mouth moving. Incredible movie.

    • @somecat225
      @somecat225 Год назад +41

      If you look closely at A Halloween Puppy, you'll notice that the actress playing the mom is in both movies. Also, the HOUSE is the same, with that stupid half-volkswagen car seat in the family room

    • @bradenchesney9007
      @bradenchesney9007 Год назад +7

      @@somecat225 I just noticed that. I guess the house is a rental for these low budget films.

    • @theoutcastboi
      @theoutcastboi Год назад +8

      @@somecat225 Eric Roberts is also in both as the talking animal, which amuses me greatly.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

  • @dreamymaccready2287
    @dreamymaccready2287 Год назад +386

    Another enjoyable video by the great Ted Nivison!
    Reminds me of that time he tried to reenact Frankenstein by grave robbing the cemetery my grandfather was buried in. When I asked him to stop he tasered me and broke my ribs with his shovel!
    Real nostalgic to remember, thanks Ted!

    • @badelk-nb6zr
      @badelk-nb6zr Год назад +1

      Bro you posted this way before you could have finished the video.

    • @dreamymaccready2287
      @dreamymaccready2287 Год назад +9

      @@badelk-nb6zr and?

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 Год назад +1

      @@badelk-nb6zr how are you sure? his signal could have been really fast. plus he also might not have been interruption by ads. and you can basically skip all over the video

    • @badelk-nb6zr
      @badelk-nb6zr Год назад

      @cat painter he posted it 3 minutes after the video came out.

    • @G.i._Jew
      @G.i._Jew Год назад +1

      @@badelk-nb6zr calm ur tats it doesn’t matter

  • @wondervlogss
    @wondervlogss Год назад +5

    I love how Jason Faunt, the red time force ranger, was the headmaster. 20:40

  • @kismorr8238
    @kismorr8238 Год назад +9

    22:50 Sounds like an Unmatched set😆

  • @michaelheffner7684
    @michaelheffner7684 Год назад +98

    Seeing new people discover David DeCoteau’s weird filmography always brings me joy. From Jontron, to Redlettermedia, and now Ted

    • @elyselaura9232
      @elyselaura9232 Год назад +2

      Don't forget Rifftrax! They've done riffs for A Talking Cat!?! and Santa's Summer House!

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 Год назад +1

      @@elyselaura9232 @Elyse Laura the mansion in the beginning of Halloween Puppy is the same as the one from "A Talking Cat!?!" The weird half car in the living room gave it away.

  • @randompoof5166
    @randompoof5166 Год назад +35

    "He's trick-or-treating at 17? What is his problem?"
    I take this personally, and will promptly go and trick-or-treat in my big boy costume

    • @Skogles
      @Skogles Год назад +9

      I went trick-or-treating til i was like 20, free candy is free candy and most people dont care, or are relieved they might have enough people to unload their candy on.

  • @spaceunicorn6000
    @spaceunicorn6000 7 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you for uncovering this. It's like a kid made a Gatcha series and someone thought it would be better in live action.

  • @MelRackley
    @MelRackley 8 месяцев назад +6

    I'm so glad you reviewed this because I SWEAR I thought it was a fever dream that I saw it.

  • @oakles
    @oakles Год назад +153

    I remember watching Halloween Puppy when it came out in 2012 and it was like a fever dream. It genuinely horrified me; even my 7 year old self could pick up that it was a terrible movie.

  • @kinseydesignsbrands
    @kinseydesignsbrands Год назад +21

    I don't speak Spanish so what Ted said at 6:33 sounded EXACTLY like a Sim speaking Simlish lol

  • @miloruby9454
    @miloruby9454 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was OBSESSED with ‘A Talking Cat?!?’ in high school. Same mansion, same insanely weird animal voiceover, same mom actor, same weird visual effects and long scene shots and most importantly same weirdly homoerotic soft core porn casting choices. Really such an excellent watch, can’t recommend enough for lovers of a good bad movie

  • @Bedhead13
    @Bedhead13 Год назад +17

    Please do a video on Neil Breen Mr. Nivison, I think you would very much enjoy the most batshit insane movies of all time, other suggestions, Ryan's Babe, Dangerous Men and Robot In The Family.

    • @anemptyspritecan
      @anemptyspritecan Год назад +1

      Neil Breen please 😭
      I watched YMS's video on him and it absolutely insane, I loved it

  • @wyldonkey2064
    @wyldonkey2064 Год назад +89

    Ted I don’t know how to express my love for your analysis videos other than I want to sit down and eat a full meal with every single one. Deadass some of, if not, my very favorite content on this platform

  • @alohaarianna
    @alohaarianna Год назад +130

    The most creatively, entertaining film review I’ve ever graced my eyes and ears with.

  • @toughchick14
    @toughchick14 6 месяцев назад +5

    Fun Fact Eric Roberts is featured on a ton of movies on the LMN channel. He’s a personal favorite over there. He’s acted in 761 movies total. Oh crazy Dr.Beck (if you know you know)

  • @maitland72
    @maitland72 Год назад +9

    For a variety of reasons this is now my all time favorite Ted video! ...it's mostly cuz the moustache!!

  • @lozenger8
    @lozenger8 Год назад +73

    Seeing Ted realise something I figured out waaay too early was incredible.

  • @Iansta
    @Iansta Год назад +123

    Gotta love a good Ted video! I’ll never forget when I met him in a subway and he proceeded to violently gesture a colon exam in my direction. I approached him and he jumped atop the counter and swung at my kneecaps with a burnt foot long. His goons surrounded me dressed out in garbs resembling the deep fires of hell. The lights went out and they began chanting in portugués. I was kicked in the skull and suffered a contrecoup lesion. I woke up upside down in a dungeon surrounded by spikes. I saw Ted sitting in a throne made of femurs. He had his fingers crossed and was monologing about how he would be the causer of destruction and demolition. I pleaded for mercy until he told me to text my family good bye. I saw he uploaded this video so I stoped by. He was so kind😊😊😊 such a wholesome experience. Best subway trip ever!😇😇😇

  • @Clairemewsic
    @Clairemewsic 2 месяца назад +4

    23:17 i don't know why, this segment made me go on a 20 minute journey reading whole wikipedia article about Dan Cooper and it was really interesting, thanks Ted :D

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney Год назад +5

    6:57 Glad to see Ted putting his degree to use with an in-depth analysis of the shots in this film.

  • @belaizy4225
    @belaizy4225 Год назад +57

    This actually reminds me of that time i met Ted.
    I was watching a scary movie with my friends and realized Ted was sat a couple of seats next to us. After the movie ended we all asked him for a photo. He then pulled out his baseball bat and smashed all our kneecaps one by one while laughing maniacally . Really completed the scariness that day! Loved meeting you Ted 🙏 10/10

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa Год назад +162

    You know, one time I was out on the streets in cosplay on Halloween. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted Ted Nivison dressed as Patrick Bateman (from the film American Psycho)! I went up to say hi to him, but when I arrived he began sprinting to an alleyway. I figured he must be shy, so I followed, but when we were alone he turned around and stabbed me repeatedly in the abdomen before spitting on my wound! Happy Halloween, Ted!

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +2

      Ted

    • @maxedoutsociety
      @maxedoutsociety Год назад +1

      Ted

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @NukaKappa
      @NukaKappa Год назад +5

      @@Call_Upon_YAH jebsus

  • @emmasaunders2611
    @emmasaunders2611 Год назад +11

    Literally not even joking, this movie was my childhood. I would watch it three times in a row each day in the entire month of October, this video unlocked a part of me I didn’t think I’d find again

  • @aLv1GraySlime
    @aLv1GraySlime Год назад +4

    Went trick or treating with a friend from back in high school this year and it was honestly pretty fun. Never too old to take advantage of people's holiday generosity for free candy.

  • @r__a4264
    @r__a4264 Год назад +62

    As the child of a veterinarian, that scene for the Halloween puppy is incredibly accurate, props to them

  • @MYG
    @MYG Год назад +59

    Whatever producer invested thousands into DB Cooper vs Bigfoot deserves a medal

  • @sn0rth0g58
    @sn0rth0g58 Год назад +2

    "I had to search the darkest corners of the internet for Halloween puppy"
    *buys it on amazon*

  • @fawncashew
    @fawncashew Год назад +2

    This was definitely a video of two very different halves in the best possible way, honestly has a better twist than lots of blockbuster films

  • @Art__E
    @Art__E Год назад +10

    D.B Cooper v.s Big Foot was the limit for me.
    im dying of laughter.

  • @alexhb12333
    @alexhb12333 Год назад +41

    I actually met Ted at the Big Wegman's the other day! When I asked for a quick photo he poured a bottle of Frank's hot sauce in my eyes, the burning still keeps me awake at night. Super memorable, nice seeing his face as my final sight, 10/10

  • @sociallyundead419
    @sociallyundead419 Год назад +3

    I don't know how to take this. I'm about as psyched for Halloween as the kid in this movie and I'm 23.
    It's... totally normal to go out dressed as a cowboy with your cowboy lizard while delivering cake pops to houses at Halloween... and totally not overly obsessive about the holiday... right? 🎃

  • @ghostfr0g
    @ghostfr0g Год назад

    God I love the skits Ted makes. They bring me joy in their own unique way

  • @abigail4569
    @abigail4569 Год назад +15

    I'm sorry, but Ted going "lightly creamed corn" was just absolutely hilarious

  • @justaregulardude895
    @justaregulardude895 Год назад +10

    Oh, Ted discovered David DeCoteau? One of the greatest directors to ever live. His hundreds of movies dating back to the mid-80s stand the test of time as all-time classics of cinema. Who could forget such classics as Test Tube Teens From the Year 2000, Beastly Boyz, Petticoat Planet, or A Talking Cat!?! All four of his entries in the Puppet Master series are unassailable. Prehysteria 3 may be the best 90s film about dinosaurs ever made. His LA mansion is a perfect setting for all of his classic softcore gay porn films and Lifetime Original Movies as well. No filmmaker has approached him, nor will they ever.

  • @soaringspirits2267
    @soaringspirits2267 Месяц назад +1

    Oh my god, I've watched this movie growing up.
    For SEVERAL YEARS the 'candy = human flesh' scene, has lived in my head rent free. Was literally thinking about it last week.

  • @Jefftom95
    @Jefftom95 Год назад +3

    I'm pretty sure the klaatu barada nikto line is actually a reference to Army of Darkness, in a scene where Ash has to say those exact lines for a spell. Adam mentions 'the movies' while showing the book so Im sure that's also an Evil Dead reference in some way.

  • @matthewwatts6665
    @matthewwatts6665 Год назад +12

    There’s a guy at my work exactly like this but instead of Christmas it’s the titanic 10:25

  • @wacti7094
    @wacti7094 Год назад +27

    I slowly came to the realization that I HAVE WATCHED THIS MOVIE BEFORE, thank you Ted, you have showed me this greatness once again

    • @wacti7094
      @wacti7094 Год назад +1

      Pretty sure it was on Netflix at one point as well

  • @vincarro5078
    @vincarro5078 Год назад +3

    19:30 Is Ted Nivison long for Television? Cuz I can watch you all day! Funny stuff!

  • @mottor818
    @mottor818 Год назад +2

    My favorite part of this is Eric Roberts has played in over 600 FILMS AND HE PLAYED SALVATORE MARONI IN THE DARK KNIGHT, THE GUY WHO HAS VOICED 2 ANIMALS VIA MONOLOGUE WHILE DRUNK PLAYED A ROLE IN THE DARK KNIGHT

  • @bricetriplett759
    @bricetriplett759 Год назад +6

    Schlatt would love these movies. May he rest in peace

  • @maildaemon
    @maildaemon Год назад +34

    This was very spooky. Almost as scary as the time Ted transformed the entire complex of Alcatraz into a giant haunted house and enlisted the convicts as spookers. You had to be there, is was wild!

  • @digorydogery5573
    @digorydogery5573 Год назад

    it's a halloween miracle! two uploads from ted!

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions Год назад +5

    Eric Robert is a great actor who has been in every movie of all time shows too

  • @kl8974
    @kl8974 Год назад +7

    Ted is morphing into Eddy Burback.

  • @alexanderramirez3487
    @alexanderramirez3487 Год назад +16

    I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS SERIES FOR YEARS!!! My friend and I used to have gay movie night in high school and a bunch of this guy's extremely homoerotic movies were on Netflix but when I tried to tell my boyfriend about them years later I couldn't find them 😭

  • @BlueShrimp09
    @BlueShrimp09 4 месяца назад +2

    I WAS OBSESSED WITH HALLOWEEN PUP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! i loved it and i still have a strange connection to it and somehow love it.

  • @urmomshouse
    @urmomshouse Год назад

    Omg, Ted is really killing it these days

  • @whompers4878
    @whompers4878 Год назад +46

    We need more obscure movie videos. Also the mustache is fabulous. I vote to keep mustache Ted

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +10

    7:58 yoo it's the guy from... liv and maddie I think. Josh was it right? Maddie's 2nd boyfriend before she ultimately gets back with diggie?
    GOD I love that show!

  • @kalonparker8256
    @kalonparker8256 2 месяца назад

    i’ve been watching chuckle sandwich for a few years, but i never actually watched any of teds content. over the past week his videos been getting me through a breakup and i am so grateful for his channel.

  • @catosicarius7946
    @catosicarius7946 Год назад +2

    I remember is was giving out candy on Halloween, then out of the blue Ted appeared. I was so excited, then he started running at me, drop kicked me, and took all the candy. It was a classic Ted moment

  • @austinthesan-antonian3932
    @austinthesan-antonian3932 Год назад +33

    Congratulations, Tenjamin Nivison, on keeping your pledge from the podcast.

  • @mr.mannington
    @mr.mannington Год назад +8

    I've noticed that this movie seems to be very similar to the 2013 "A Talking Cat!?", especially when you can hear the dog's thoughts in this.

    • @Blazer_491
      @Blazer_491 Год назад +4

      Pretty sure the mother is played by the same actress too, if not it is very similar
      Edit: I checked and good lord, it actually is the same actress

    • @mayavalentine2282
      @mayavalentine2282 Год назад +1

      I'm so glad someone else noticed! I'm pretty sure the houses and the mom actress are the same

    • @davidvieyra9995
      @davidvieyra9995 Год назад +1

      I think I saw the ugly buggy car couch in the background. So it may be the same house too

  • @89cspell
    @89cspell Год назад +1

    I watch a lot of RUclips but I don’t like many videos, this, this was something special. I was not prepared for these twists and turns, this girl is going to go look up some lightly creamed corn, thank you!

  • @axy_the_alien7034
    @axy_the_alien7034 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how Adam’s character trait is just that he is hyperfixated on Halloween.

  • @jack-of-spades2582
    @jack-of-spades2582 Год назад +6

    DUDE I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE! I watched it when I was a toddler and always remembered moments of the "puppy" walking around with the man's voice, but I could never find it or remember the name so I thought it was a dream that wouldn't leave my head.
    How I would've loved to be wrong

  • @zanderwight872
    @zanderwight872 Год назад +11

    Ted I’ve actually had the pleasure of watching Bigfoot vs DB Cooper and after the the 50+ minutes of shirtless guys it gets to the climactic fight scene. During which, DB Cooper gets clawed by Bigfoot and then (I wish I was kidding) begins to turn into bigfoot.

  • @JaroSoTheGoat
    @JaroSoTheGoat Год назад +6

    7:03 When I’m reading a book in class and a teacher asks what I’m reading about

  • @imjoeeviljr
    @imjoeeviljr Год назад

    I just started watching your channel and I super love the fact that you rep a lil Canadian band like Peach Pit.