Kept you waiting, huh? Hell, it's about time. What, did you think I was gone forever? And so on and so forth. I'd like to use this space to apologize for the lack of uploads during these past months and to assure everyone that research is always going in the background to create future videos of which there are many, many in the pipeline, but it's 3 AM right now and it's late and I'm tired, so I won't bother attempting to convey any of that since it it'd take a whole bunch of words which need typing up with spelling and grammar and all that malarky, and that's simply too much effort. comment FINISHED i go to BED And if you want to see the Half-Life episode of Boundary Break that I recently helped out with or, more importantly, learn how to properly pronounce "Mike Shapiro", you can check that video out here: ruclips.net/video/rEXjRokfUpY/видео.html Bonus Irrelevant Trivia: The Barney face in the video thumbnail was the first profile picture I used here on RUclips when we were finally given the ability to upload our own images. Link for historical purposes: web.archive.org/web/20100107130102/ruclips.net/user/MarphitimusBlackimus
@@JakeR332 The blinking video will have to be delayed as there's now a new Half-Life title on the horizon which may introduce innovative and groundbreaking new blinking behaviors to the series.
11:08 If I had to guess why this platform is called "Kellermasher", I'd bet that during development, someone forgot to set the platform's direction to "Down", so the platform went up, mashing Dr. Keller into the ceiling.
Yes, I could say the same, thata death was Brutal, actually, I just know it for being used at "Half-Life Echoes" for like 3 scences, but, other brutal deaths in mods?, like which?
@@1337dunNah, Half Life Sonic is GOAT & based. What is Black Mesa after all but an earthbound desert based version of the ARK, Xen crystals are basically a base mineral of phantom rubies due to their power to open up rifts in time & space and make people invincible, kind of like how quartz powers clocks (the only thing the crystals have in common with chaos emeralds is chaos control), Xen’s technology is very similar to that of the Black Comet, especially in Black Mesa and Combine controlled Earth, especially the beta version is Eggman controlled Earth in Forces or the bad future zones in Sonic 2 Beta story, right down to draining the water from the seas (such as Green Hill), leaving a desert of cliffs, wrecks and sea life skeletons
“Curly, where’s our weapons? The aliens are coming!” “Uhhh… I forgot to bring ammunition.” “Not so smart, are ya?!” *pokes the poor homie in the eyes for the ten thousandth time*
Jake the Astronaut lol yeah true, I actually got laid off my job months before Coronavirus quarantine became a thing, and been looking for work ever since. So staying at home all day has been my entire 2020 so far anyway haha
As someone who knows how brutal hammer can be to use, I assume that many of these funny names were written so the devs making it had something to laugh at when they were being abused by the engine.
apparently, I've heard if you open Half-Life on the main menu, then change game and then select Decay, you can play it for free and singleplayer, just remember to select dy_accident1 in the map options
@@DuringDark you can usually find me all over Half-Life or LISA: the Pointless stuff, they're one of my top favorite series' and one of my top favorite games!
I wish Valve (officially) released Decay on Steam, despite being very short, the coop campaign is awesome. I wonder if Sony holds copyright on the PS2 port, thus preventing a PC conversion.
All the stuff you've made about half life is so interesting. Like I didn't know a lot of stuff happens in the half life games. Also some of the script names and entitiy names are funny.
Gearbox were working with established content and gameplay, and it shows they had a lot of extra time and leeway with all the details they threw in. I infinitely wonder what entity gags, easter eggs, and minor details could have been thrown into Half Life if Valve wasn't under time pressure to get the base game up and running
What he^ said which probably means Sierra, Valve or Sony wanted more sales of Half-Life on PS2 or perhaps Sony wanted more sales of the PS2 itself which making Decay exclusive would perhaps have assisted with.
Blue Shift was presumably gonna be a Dreamcast exclusive originally so each platform would have its own exclusive expansion. Although I’m not sure of the validity of that since Blue Shift wasn’t confirmed to be exclusive anywhere to my knowledge and I’ve even heard somewhere that OpFor was gonna be ported to Dreamcast at one point too. Either way, Decay remained a PS2 exclusive likely for sales boosting.
5:06 I remember when I was a kid, playing this on my PS2. When he said "Damn" I was laughing because it was a curse word. My dad asked why I was laughing and I told him "He said Damn!" and my dad lost his shit and yelled at me for swearing. Good times.
is it just me or this game has an abnormal ammount of Barney violence those guys get crushed, drowned, shot in the face. poor barney №3881. you wont be forgotten.
Thank you so much, Marph! Your videos are always so well-researched... always makes me feel like there are still so many other things to discover in the HL series 😁! What a timeless game.
My first thought was the "playhalflife" func_door could be a legacy reference to the lost level in Decay where you prevent Gordon's trash compactor trip from being an execution. Maybe part of that map was designed for said level, since it seems to have a bit of an industrial/waste theme fitting the area of Apprehension/Residual Proceedings?
Kept you waiting, huh? Hell, it's about time. What, did you think I was gone forever? And so on and so forth.
I'd like to use this space to apologize for the lack of uploads during these past months and to assure everyone that research is always going in the background to create future videos of which there are many, many in the pipeline, but it's 3 AM right now and it's late and I'm tired, so I won't bother attempting to convey any of that since it it'd take a whole bunch of words which need typing up with spelling and grammar and all that malarky, and that's simply too much effort.
comment FINISHED i go to BED
And if you want to see the Half-Life episode of Boundary Break that I recently helped out with or, more importantly, learn how to properly pronounce "Mike Shapiro", you can check that video out here: ruclips.net/video/rEXjRokfUpY/видео.html
Bonus Irrelevant Trivia: The Barney face in the video thumbnail was the first profile picture I used here on RUclips when we were finally given the ability to upload our own images. Link for historical purposes: web.archive.org/web/20100107130102/ruclips.net/user/MarphitimusBlackimus
get some sleep mate. you deserve it.
"MarphitimusBlackimus! And about time to!"
Wasn't there a "blinking" video in the pipeline as well? Anyways, get some sleep, love these videos btw.
@@JakeR332 The blinking video will have to be delayed as there's now a new Half-Life title on the horizon which may introduce innovative and groundbreaking new blinking behaviors to the series.
FINISHED I go to BED
"The level designers often used humorous entity names for the maps' scripted events"
"Walter"
Walter
Walter
walter
Walter?
Walter
I love how it went from "dorez" to "jesus_thou_art_a_sinner" in like 3 seconds
jeb
cafe_fdoor_owned_barney
bitches
Jesus sus
chunk
Devs naming a disabled man called "Wheels".
This is some sense of humor right there.
@@ragmayor disabled man: *looks attractive*
Game: *HOT WHEELS*
I first remember this joke from X-Men (2000), when Wolverine first meets Professor X lol
STEPH CURRY MY ASS
The Burger King kids club had a handicapped kid named Wheels.(Which I learned courtesy of fanfiction_txt on Twitter)
"It's me Gordon, jesus from Black Mesa!"
Catch me later I'll buy you holy water
Now about that holy water own ya
I can't stop laughing at this comment.
I don't know whats better, your pfp or your comment.
about that cross I owed ya
11:08
If I had to guess why this platform is called "Kellermasher", I'd bet that during development, someone forgot to set the platform's direction to "Down", so the platform went up, mashing Dr. Keller into the ceiling.
That would be hilarious
@@awhahoo yes
It most likely went east, as the default angle in Half-Life is 0° which faces east. So it still crushes him nonetheless.
Watching Barney get crushed by a high pressure door is probably the most brutal Barney death in any version of Half-Life 1, excluding mods.
Yes, I could say the same, thata death was Brutal, actually, I just know it for being used at "Half-Life Echoes" for like 3 scences, but, other brutal deaths in mods?, like which?
I guess you could say he got owned
*cafe_fdoor_owned_Barney*
I wonder how the fuck did he end up down there tho
@@gorgonzola1644 Probably has beaten up, lost his senses and the malfunction door do the rest
"I bet they're going to call him 'Wheels'. No! that's terrible."
(reveals name)
"oh. they did"
fastest wheels in town
It would have been hilarious in hindsight if they called Dr Rosenberg “The Legman”. (American Dad fans will know what that means)
7:59 Dead guard just floating in the pool named, "Chunk"
I think I've found my eternal mood in life.
No its the func_breakable which is a brush entity
@@apchistuz as i remember gives you chumtoads or snarks
@@gamesgo6724 It gives you five Snarks
I like how you unnecessarily went extra miles to make the text follow the entities.
i love how 8:39, a gruesome and horrible death, is followed immediately by 8:54, a soldier called "stupidass"
The duality of Half-Life
Cafe door ownd barney lmao
For the longest time, the 'Half-Life Fact Files' playlist having the Dreamcast port video thumbnail on top has been ingrained in my mind.
Lol so now you’re gonna have Barney’s face while getting a crowbar shoved up his ass ingrained in your mind
still better than half life sonic
I don't know anything about you guys but that thumbnail reminds me of a weird time
@@1337dunNah, Half Life Sonic is GOAT & based. What is Black Mesa after all but an earthbound desert based version of the ARK, Xen crystals are basically a base mineral of phantom rubies due to their power to open up rifts in time & space and make people invincible, kind of like how quartz powers clocks (the only thing the crystals have in common with chaos emeralds is chaos control), Xen’s technology is very similar to that of the Black Comet, especially in Black Mesa and Combine controlled Earth, especially the beta version is Eggman controlled Earth in Forces or the bad future zones in Sonic 2 Beta story, right down to draining the water from the seas (such as Green Hill), leaving a desert of cliffs, wrecks and sea life skeletons
@@lionocyborg6030woah
9:07
One of the most ambitious sequels in history.
Next Ateam3
ateamtrilogy
And then the good recieved S-team
I don't know why. but this gave me a hearty chuckle
ayayaa
8:39 was a genuinely gruesome and horrifying death.
Fucking sad too
@Heavy Bird That man just died, and now there's toilets
@Heavy Bird stop living
@Samuel_ Drake3 Please stfu
@Samuel_ Drake3 I get hlvrai is funny, but shut up.
"Wheels"
My sides have left this mortal plane
9:05 ATeam, expect Bteam but they went for Ateam2
Ateam
Theteam
It’s the A-Team! I pity the fool!
you were expecting Bteam, but it was me, ATEAM2!
I think ateam bteam STEAM
Then S-team
That Thumb seems to be some disturbance..
barney ahegao face
cursed
B a r n e y i s J e s u s.
Coomer Barney
@ikamuse johnson
> _”barney ahegao face”_
>can no longer *U N S E E*
I’m (not) with the science team- *buckshot_facial*
HECU grunt David Mertz: HERESY
Barney's right, he was not with science team, he is with security team
original meme format
At first Jesus was like: Nay
Then he was like: Okay
8:44 I didn’t realize the term “owned” being used to refer to easy defeat in a video game dates back to before 2001!
Cafe_fdoor_dominated_barney
same thoughts here
@@manusiaorang2842 😣😖
@@manusiaorang2842ong?
Are you stupid or something ?
They really named him wheels.... Damn filthy flashbacks for me
7:56 We finally know the name of the pool barney easter egg
C H U N K
chunk
9:17 Nice reference
Idk which reference that was, but "Buckshot facial" is hilarious lmao
In-game guard & door event: “Jesus parts the seas”
Video thumbnail guard: “Jesus parts his ass”
4:12 Wowie, I never knew the three stooges worked at black mesa!
*stooge_deth*
@@screamsinrussian5773 NOOOOOOOOOO-
“Curly, where’s our weapons? The aliens are coming!”
“Uhhh… I forgot to bring ammunition.”
“Not so smart, are ya?!” *pokes the poor homie in the eyes for the ten thousandth time*
11:57 when you owe Freeman a beer
*teleports back into existence *
I like how everyone’s posting a lot more decay.
2:46 Funny thing, I was actually gonna go saying the "why do we have to wear these ties" quote, but this guy beat me to it.
I'm glad you're uploading in these trying times.
Stay safe everybody!!! Wash your hands!! We can make it through COVID-19
Jake the Astronaut lol yeah true, I actually got laid off my job months before Coronavirus quarantine became a thing, and been looking for work ever since. So staying at home all day has been my entire 2020 so far anyway haha
@@itwontcomeout5678 found a job yet bro?
They sure had fun making these
As someone who knows how brutal hammer can be to use, I assume that many of these funny names were written so the devs making it had something to laugh at when they were being abused by the engine.
Black Mesa: _Schedules Gordon for the Hazard Course 30 minutes before he's supposed to be at work._
Also Black Mesa: Why is Freeman running late?
Fun fact: you can even see the names in sven co-op
6:40
They have failed me in not calling this "upupandaway"
i FLY!
01:59 Scully, you’re not gonna believe this.
It's because Colette Green looks like Scully
"badcrc" hits me in the feels, having tried (and, on most occasions, failed) to reverse engineer certain checksum validators back in my hacky days.
Was wondering if we were ever getting a Decay version of this, perfect timing too, my 4 AM Half-Life fix!
p.s.: nice 69th fact video :P
apparently, I've heard if you open Half-Life on the main menu, then change game and then select Decay, you can play it for free and singleplayer, just remember to select dy_accident1 in the map options
I liked your comment then kept scrolling. Then I saw it again and realized your name seemed familiar. I watch(ed) your LISA videos! Shit's wack
@@DuringDark you can usually find me all over Half-Life or LISA: the Pointless stuff, they're one of my top favorite series' and one of my top favorite games!
3:04 AND THE LEG MAN
The only reason theres no HL3 is because Valve is trying to make the memes in the names up-to-date but memes change very often nowadays
why is barney doing the ahegao in the thumbnail
Y-Yes, senpai! Name m-me more!~
@@literallynobody.989 I hate the fact that I read this with Barney's voice.
N-No! It’s like I don’t want you to blow a resonance cascade in me with your large veiny crowbar or anything- Baka!
@@ackdca3810 oh my fucking god
@@sulejmaniapologist
I hate the fact that I read that with Gman's voice.
the half life sounds are so soothing to me, i really hope one day someone does a movie (not of freeman) set in the hl universe
Freeman's Mind is the next best thing currently.
Ahh yes, my favorite half life character *JESUS*
I wish Valve (officially) released Decay on Steam, despite being very short, the coop campaign is awesome. I wonder if Sony holds copyright on the PS2 port, thus preventing a PC conversion.
That barney looks like he's having a good time
Missed opportunity to have the squad called "ateam" and "bteam", they should change it when the game comes out.
@mungus
Poe's Law
@mungus poe's law
And S-team
All the stuff you've made about half life is so interesting. Like I didn't know a lot of stuff happens in the half life games. Also some of the script names and entitiy names are funny.
1:28 Found the guy whos going to win this year's election
Please clap
The “wheels” is so sick
"Who will upload a video at 2 am?"
Marph: "Hey look!, It's 2 am!" *Uploads video*
Spongebob?
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 spongebob
“Barney” ‘s face when he gets crushed is disturbing
Rise, and shine, mister *long nickname*... Rise and shine
*Marph
MarphyBlack
Morphy Bleck
It's been a while since the last HL fact files video, Marphy.
Thank you for this, lad! :D
Gearbox were working with established content and gameplay, and it shows they had a lot of extra time and leeway with all the details they threw in.
I infinitely wonder what entity gags, easter eggs, and minor details could have been thrown into Half Life if Valve wasn't under time pressure to get the base game up and running
Why Decay didn't get an official port on PC?
That a good question? Maybe it's not a official game..
Gearbox planned to, but for reasons out of their control it got cancelled.
What he^ said which probably means Sierra, Valve or Sony wanted more sales of Half-Life on PS2 or perhaps Sony wanted more sales of the PS2 itself which making Decay exclusive would perhaps have assisted with.
Beacuse it was made as a cool addon for PS2, so that PS2 owners could have something exclusive
Blue Shift was presumably gonna be a Dreamcast exclusive originally so each platform would have its own exclusive expansion. Although I’m not sure of the validity of that since Blue Shift wasn’t confirmed to be exclusive anywhere to my knowledge and I’ve even heard somewhere that OpFor was gonna be ported to Dreamcast at one point too. Either way, Decay remained a PS2 exclusive likely for sales boosting.
Started playing decay
Found out that roaches crowd around dead bodies if you leave them out long enough
guess you could say the roaches come out when the body starts to
*decay*
@@screamsinrussian5773 get out.
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 I'll be here all night folks
@@screamsinrussian5773 *grabs a Nuke with a Gravity Gun* NOW.
He is back! Can't wait to see HL:Alyx videos
best series on your channel
We’re lucky or without the glass Jeb! At 1:28 would’ve asked for us to clap.
The second player though.
For real though thank you Marph. Always love the vids!
welcome back
Never knew I needed to see ahegao Barney, till now.
You needed it for all your life.
I will call you a therapist.
5:06
I remember when I was a kid, playing this on my PS2. When he said "Damn" I was laughing because it was a curse word. My dad asked why I was laughing and I told him "He said Damn!" and my dad lost his shit and yelled at me for swearing.
Good times.
Gotta love that hamlet reference with Rosencrantz.
"Humorous entity names"
The first one: "Walter"
Me: _Laughs hysterically_
1:24 Fun Fact : Jeb was the name of a developer in Minecraft.
Thank god you back bro
is it just me or this game has an abnormal ammount of Barney violence
those guys get crushed, drowned, shot in the face.
poor barney №3881. you wont be forgotten.
Thank you so much, Marph! Your videos are always so well-researched... always makes me feel like there are still so many other things to discover in the HL series 😁! What a timeless game.
Whoa I didn't know that there was A Blue Shift Crossover In decay.."the one when Barney Was Falling? From the Harmonic Reflux"
Please I'm enjoying This serie Don't Stop it
Awesome video, thx for the amount of effort and editing, greetings from Mexico, currently 2:29 a.m. Hahaha
Most anticipated youtuber for me. :) Keep it going, Marphitimus.
"jesus changed h i s m i n d"
XD
8:40
Why was he just lying there on the floor!? WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?
I missed you.
1:29
Damn,they predicted a Minecraft developer.
Edit:At 1:40,they even predicted TF2 too.
Barney died for Gordon's sins
and here marks the 69th video in the fact files series big funni
'wheels' straight up killed me
Good to have you back bro
0:17
that's me
Finally new video
Bro I missed your videos soo much!
I was expecting one Vortigaunt to be named as "Tooty" or "Gruntilda."
Banjo-Kazooie?
Great to see ya back mate
2:33
that's Tommy
Looking for soda no doubt
Half life vr but ai is self aware
HELLO GORDON
Coppa *runs at the speed of light*
Don't live anymore
The guard in the thumbnail is the reason Domestic Violence traumatizes me to this day.
they basically predicted the average discord usernames
You Finally uploaded
Back from the grave, I see?
happy to see you back again :D
Nice to see more content :)
My first thought was the "playhalflife" func_door could be a legacy reference to the lost level in Decay where you prevent Gordon's trash compactor trip from being an execution. Maybe part of that map was designed for said level, since it seems to have a bit of an industrial/waste theme fitting the area of Apprehension/Residual Proceedings?
HES BACK
The return of the king
There are great jokes since I checked on Hammer recently and there are good to see!
Hurray, he woke up from the stasis!
My favs:
"Bitches"
"Busted ass door"
"Chunk"
"Stupid ass"
"Bobguys"
"Scary"
666th
can we just talk about Barney doing an ahegao in the thumbnail?
I was just thinking about your channel earlier today. Perfect timing!
Our king has returned