Best and Worst Types of Crusaders

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice Год назад +1199

    Viking who converted to Christianity a week ago has got to be my favorite.
    *He doesn't quite get it yet but he is enthusiastic*

    • @konstantinpakhomov3910
      @konstantinpakhomov3910 Год назад +14

      Bohemond

    • @elgostine
      @elgostine Год назад

      just remember that we have evidence that the norse saw christs ressurection as him beating death, which made him a bad ass in their eyes and they were , apparently known for doing artwork of him trampling death... which the rest of christendom may have seen as a bit odd...

    • @arandaran8624
      @arandaran8624 Год назад +62

      The viking heard there will be glorious battle ahead. He'd have worshipped a slice of bacon if he was promised combat

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj Год назад +1

      They barbecued women and children and ate them. If you are curious, you can search up first crusade.

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice Год назад

      @@FS-me8mj Yes, I heard from a reliable Muslim source that a certain Christian leader was a blood sucking monster who could transform into a bat.
      We make movies about him now. Which are all totally true.

  • @PaulIsOpPlsNerf
    @PaulIsOpPlsNerf Год назад +1328

    What could be better than a crusader king? A Leper Teenager King

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад +623

    "5 gold. Final offer."
    I found that hilarious.
    But hey, it's still better than Judas. He settled for *silver* to betray our Lord and Savior!

    • @raphael7688
      @raphael7688 Год назад +21

      What for do you sell yourself to the devil when you sin ?

    • @stereowired
      @stereowired Год назад +14

      He did it cause at the last supper Jesus had 5 margaritas and all Judas had was a salad, and Jesus still wanted to split the bill 13 ways.

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 Год назад +2

      dont worry, he got better after and flew into space

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@stereowiredTaking your jokes from Family Guy is low.

  • @Thoregor
    @Thoregor Год назад +256

    We all know that the Viking who just converted to Christianity a week ago has joined the Crusades because he isnt allowed to raid Christians anymore, so he had to settle for muslims.

    • @gabriel_brasil33
      @gabriel_brasil33 Год назад +21

      At the time of the Crusades, the Norse had been Christians for decades. I think only Finland (which converted in the Crusades of St. Eric IX of Sweden) and some parts of Sweden were still pagan.

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 Год назад +10

      @@gabriel_brasil33 nah bro they did still have some pagan parts hell during the reign of King Sigurd the Jerusalem Traveler (or Crusader its either) that when he got back home some people in southern sweden converted back to the Old Gods and he had to lead a crusade there.

    • @gabriel_brasil33
      @gabriel_brasil33 Год назад +6

      ​@@marcus4046As I said, some parts of Sweden and Finland still had pagans.

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 Год назад

      Maybe it was so he didn't have to pay back the Muslims for all the slaves he'd bought from them

    • @TheTrueOtto
      @TheTrueOtto 10 месяцев назад +3

      Aand quite a few Eastern Christians. Welp... It's only illegal raiding if it's your denomination!

  • @elijeffords5870
    @elijeffords5870 Год назад +1310

    You forgot God Himself.

  • @umbralobserver
    @umbralobserver Год назад +81

    Based Norman knight appreciator and probable descendant.

    • @andrewfernie3528
      @andrewfernie3528 3 месяца назад

      My family are descended from Norman knights. It's nice to know they were respected. We had land, a castle, duty by way of being made constables, and continued to be knights for centuries until politics lost us everything.

    • @mikelschoenfeld6978
      @mikelschoenfeld6978 7 дней назад +1

      VIVE LA NORMANDÍE! ⚜️👑

  • @Marechal_Dieu
    @Marechal_Dieu Год назад +299

    The Pope himself : infinite moral boost

    • @abdurrazzaqmumin1574
      @abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Год назад +11

      You could get an actual goose to go crusading before you could get a pope to actually go is ownself

    • @thelonecrusader1800
      @thelonecrusader1800 Год назад

      No he is not, for he too fell to the forces of Satan and like judas betrayed jesus he betrayed the templars. Both the pope and the king responsible for this treachery died within the year the king not producing any male heir and the pope suffering the same fate. (Also the pope was kinda a dick back then and he killed the templars on false charges of heresy for money)

    • @goofball5182
      @goofball5182 Год назад +5

      @@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 well tbf bro had work to do at home

    • @OrthoKarter
      @OrthoKarter Год назад +2

      God is Better, the pope isnt infallible

    • @bigchungus5065
      @bigchungus5065 Год назад +5

      Who said that God isn't above the pope?@@OrthoKarter​

  • @commonhooman2885
    @commonhooman2885 Год назад +50

    Norman knight literally a Viking who convert to Christianity and at the same times, they're become French

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 месяцев назад +3

      Decedents of Vikings* They were Christians from the start of Normandy.

    • @thibaultsardet7399
      @thibaultsardet7399 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​​@@Justin-pe9clDescendants of Vikings... But also the Franks. The Scandinavians weren't that numerous, with Marriage, they quickly mixed and assimilated with the Gallo-Frankish World, or French medieval speaking World.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 9 месяцев назад

      @@thibaultsardet7399 Yes

  • @Agrill__7
    @Agrill__7 Год назад +63

    As a crusader i can confirm that this is accurate.

  • @JudgeEomer
    @JudgeEomer Год назад +83

    Really, the events of the "Norwegian Crusade" weren't all that different to, say, the voyages of Hastein.

  • @matttan8066
    @matttan8066 Год назад +33

    Norman knights are something else

  • @gjota1371
    @gjota1371 Год назад +10

    Frederick the Redbeard has got to be one of the biggest chads in history.

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 Год назад +13

    My brother in Christ, a soldier who runs away is called a deserter.

  • @rockstar450
    @rockstar450 Год назад +15

    Bohemond I, easily the worst Crusader. If it'd failed he'd have been held responsible for abandoning his brothers

  • @ResearcherGhost
    @ResearcherGhost Год назад +16

    If Richard the Lionheart played chess he would have taken away the Queen piece (and probably put a man in her place) adopted all the powers of the Queen, and only use that piece to fight against all the other pieces. He wasn't a good king that is unquestionable. But he was a TRUE BEAST on the battlefield, going straightforward against the enemy being on the first line. Normally soldiers go first and the king is in the middle so in that order they can protect their majesty But Richard was a reckless bastard he was the one who protected his soldiers and positioned himself on the first line. That was also a negative aspect of his life but also his most cherished quality. The association with the Lion wasn't made up for anything and you have tho be a truly skillful fighter and a scary man for making someone as incredible as Saladin ran away from his base by just knowing that Richard was coming.
    He was a undefeatable opponent on the eyes of the Muslims.
    He was the devil on the Eyes of Filip II
    He was a loyal leader for the eyes of his friends and his soldiers a lot of them outlived him but stayed by his side until the end.
    He was a lovely son for the eyes of hid mother.
    He was a bad king for the eyes of the people of England.
    And maybe I think what he wanted more than anything was trusting someone, I think he forgive a lot of his rivals like William Marshall and his own brother for this reason. After Filip's betrayal he wanted to feel secure at someone's side. That is the reason why despite all the horrible things he did, a lot of his soldiers considered him more like a friend than a leader, a Mercenary named "Mercadier" I think got to know Richard over years and years and when he died cried deeply for the king, and his wife was also devastated, never married again after his death that tells you a lot about how you treat your people.
    We have to think that history isn't written on stone and I think Richard was a better man with his family and friends that he was as a king, but that's a part that has been forgotten about him.

    • @rockstar450
      @rockstar450 Год назад +1

      I think, like the Normans, he had great writers. Richard started conflict at a whim for only himself, taxed heavily for only himself. His own father cursed him and he blatantly used the Crusades to bolster his reputation. As soon as he arrived at Acre he distributed bribes to fragment Philip's troops and threw his weight around so much Philip would have likely left even if he wanted to stay. Richard could have taken Jerusalem. There'd no way a logistician of his immense talent would have committed that far otherwise. He didn't care it couldn't be held, he was never going to stay for that. He did, however, realise it'd take too long so he abandoned his oath to go home. He was quote arguably the best general at that time, but he was a douche that needed a reform filled rule to turn around. We'll never know after he died, but things fell appart so easily we must question how good his reign was

  • @jadentoney7906
    @jadentoney7906 Год назад +76

    The viking didn’t care what god they fought for just that they could raid.

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Год назад +7

      SHADOW LEGENDS IS AN ONLINE FREE TO PLAY MOBILE GAME-

    • @sirp7394
      @sirp7394 Год назад +1

      The raiding didn’t care what god they fought for just that they could raid

    • @kruggmichaels8958
      @kruggmichaels8958 Год назад

      How do you know that? Stop spreading unfounded opinions about historical groups of people

    • @jadentoney7906
      @jadentoney7906 Год назад +3

      @@kruggmichaels8958 first of all I was making a joke. Second even if I wasn’t there is a chance some (not all) of the crusaders who went with Sigurd the crusader were still pagan because in Sweden there was a pagan rebellion that Sigurd defeated on his way back from said crusade if I remember correctly.

    • @willfakaroni5808
      @willfakaroni5808 Год назад

      @@suicidalbastard1977🤓

  • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
    @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Год назад +91

    We should see this but on the saracen side that would be pretty cool

  • @fallenkingdom-zd8xh
    @fallenkingdom-zd8xh 9 месяцев назад +3

    0:19 I just noticed the rosary!

  • @colinnaylor1900
    @colinnaylor1900 6 месяцев назад

    Your show LITERALLY gets me up and keep FIGHTING, THANK YOU

  • @BARBARYAN.
    @BARBARYAN. Год назад +40

    0:47 big thumbs up for this 😌

  • @adansilveira2031
    @adansilveira2031 9 месяцев назад +2

    The saint and immaculate crusader king São Sebastião of Portugal is unbeatable.

  • @luden764
    @luden764 Год назад +25

    The assassins: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

    • @anonymouschad
      @anonymouschad Год назад

      Bro is speaking facts

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 месяцев назад +1

      Mongols: I’m going to end THIS man’s whole career.

    • @deerspirit7560
      @deerspirit7560 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Justin-pe9cl horse archers go brrrrrr.

  • @armaholic5949
    @armaholic5949 Год назад +5

    Trust me if you were there you'd know the Crusader Kings were probably the worst! I was there bro, they were busy messing eachothers plans up while we were starving. Oh wait, wrong year

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 Год назад +4

    A guy in a red and white gambeson with a halberd mad underrated

  • @Thomas-v5r
    @Thomas-v5r Год назад +4

    Idk about the role of Jesters and their general position during the crusades but they were historically quite well of. Usually being allowed a living in the palace, saying stuff other people dare not to say in front of the king/queen, good wages etc.

  • @knockoutnorko7500
    @knockoutnorko7500 Год назад +12

    The focken viking got me XD

  • @cristhianferreyra1563
    @cristhianferreyra1563 Год назад +9

    And the most OP sentence: Deus Vult!!!! 😎

  • @RajaIsThatGuy
    @RajaIsThatGuy 11 месяцев назад

    The best role you got?
    Italian merchant

  • @teutoniccrusader7974
    @teutoniccrusader7974 Год назад +12

    Longbowman and Pikmen are Soldiers on foot also caled Footsoldiers why are they sepred?

    • @RockmeHellsing
      @RockmeHellsing Год назад

      they also were not right in the timeframe, a longbowman never was in a crusade because longbow wasn´t a thing then but later

    • @shutit8949
      @shutit8949 Год назад

      @@RockmeHellsing the oldest long bow is older than the crusades by a few thousand years.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 месяцев назад +2

      Because they are professionals.

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws Год назад +2

    Vikings be like “man this Jesus guy is cool, turns water into wine??? And you say Sampson leveled a temple with his bare hands because he prayed to your god? Fuck yeah let’s get in on that!”
    Priests: “uh actually that’s not- yknow what? Sure man good for you”

  • @yes-uc1kw
    @yes-uc1kw Год назад +6

    John Hunyadi was the best crusader

  • @GBeegobeekobado97
    @GBeegobeekobado97 Год назад +3

    Pretty sure there is overlap of between foot soldiers and farmers. Probably a lot them were farmers if we are being honest.

  • @DoofyGilmore1299
    @DoofyGilmore1299 Год назад +2

    as a traitor who converted to islam in anatolia and gave information about crusader army to seljuks I can approve

  • @jt34212
    @jt34212 Год назад +4

    Did you know there were Three Crusader Kings?

  • @gromhellscream4487
    @gromhellscream4487 Год назад

    The crusader emperor drowned before making it to this video.

  • @rostdreadnorramus4936
    @rostdreadnorramus4936 Год назад +3

    Byzantine Soldier: 🤏😎👍

  • @sebastianpobletecarvalho5081
    @sebastianpobletecarvalho5081 Год назад +2

    You forgot the local cristians who knew the land and the nature of the terrain, without those there would have been 10 more Hattins

  • @Goose21404
    @Goose21404 Год назад +4

    Ah yes, I'm certainly the best

    • @Iminyourare12
      @Iminyourare12 Год назад +2

      Bro you seriously need to comeback Britain is hell rn

    • @Goose21404
      @Goose21404 Год назад

      @@Iminyourare12 You lost the knoife foight today?

  • @PickleToothpaste
    @PickleToothpaste Год назад +1

    Here in Czechia we did have attempts to establish Templar order by Bohemians in later years but they didn't get to become significant here and were banned shortly which upsets me because I like Templars more than Hussites which are the most known knights here.

  • @shovel662
    @shovel662 Год назад +8

    The Norse followed King Sigurd to the Mediterranean, fought a bunch of dudes, partied, gave all the treasure they took to the Byzantines, then left. Chads.

  • @paille-boy
    @paille-boy Год назад +11

    You like to fight?
    Yes
    You wanna fight?
    Yes
    Ok just believe your god has a beard...
    Done
    Lets go battle then?
    Yes

  • @BRICKJEDI7979
    @BRICKJEDI7979 7 месяцев назад

    You forgot holy divine blessed crusading British knights

  • @nisibonum7634
    @nisibonum7634 Год назад

    The crusader feats of the Norman Knights are crazy

  • @renevalice3056
    @renevalice3056 3 месяца назад

    The lion heart died supposedly by a kid and his crossbow. The holy Roman emperor drowned in the rhine (200000 troops really could have been the game changer of the king’s crusade). The templars and hospitallers were mysterious, yet remarkably skilled.

  • @uglymeez236
    @uglymeez236 Год назад +1

    Ngl this is definitely me when I Crusader Kings 3(tm) 😂💯

  • @elliottbaker201
    @elliottbaker201 Год назад +1

    But the foot soldier, farmer, and pikeman are all the same guy. The archer even.

  • @TheBeaverFiles
    @TheBeaverFiles 3 месяца назад

    I somewhat relate to the Viking, since I converted about 3 months ago, God gave me a second chance, I’d be crazy not to take it ✝️

  • @neroatlas9121
    @neroatlas9121 2 месяца назад

    The worst type: the one who has to fight against the lithuanians.

  • @09stoneheart
    @09stoneheart 20 дней назад

    You forget Monastic Warrior.

  • @MyLittleRayMan-nm2gm
    @MyLittleRayMan-nm2gm 2 месяца назад

    The last one is the ck2 experience

  • @LoganWells-b9m
    @LoganWells-b9m 6 месяцев назад

    What did the foot soldier do my guy.

  • @killgora1
    @killgora1 10 месяцев назад

    Honestly being a Jester was actually a pretty good gig if you were good at it. A good Lord, Baron, Duke, and even King would take good care of their court Jester. Even if you weren't paid you had a good roof over your head, good food, and you could insult people and not get punished a lot of the time so long it was for a good joke. Basically as long as your boss was entertained you were well set. That's the jist of it anyways.

  • @AzureSymbiote
    @AzureSymbiote Год назад +3

    What is that final music piece?

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 11 месяцев назад

    You forgot hospitler and crusader prince.

  • @rethner
    @rethner 9 месяцев назад

    0:50 I don't know if that's a real fact or a made up thing.
    However I once saw a story about English soldiers fighting Scottish renegades that wanted to claim a castle for themself. The castle belonged to a Scottish Lord and he already lost a big majority of his men to the renegades (either dead or became renegades themself). The English lost first encounters and their commander died in the first one. They were getting ready for the final charge and they decided they will face the enemy with honour on the field rather than die behind walls. They were outnumbered and shit. Then a Drakar appeard on a nearby shore and the English begun to retreat out of new fear from Norwegian invaders, but the renegades didn't let them and surrounded them. Renegades didn't realize that there are vikings coming and English decided to fight to the last and die like men. Then when there were shortened to merely 20 or less men the viking appeared and CRUSHED the renegades shouting ,,IN THE NAME OF GOD".

  • @zan4336
    @zan4336 Год назад +3

    Forgot 4th Crusade 💀

    • @guts2186
      @guts2186 Год назад

      Facts

    • @MrIkaGeo
      @MrIkaGeo Год назад

      Bro forgor 💀

    • @rockstar450
      @rockstar450 Год назад

      Catholics are good at that. The 4th Crusade doomed Outremer as it ended popular support for the stated and started crusades on fellow Christians instead

  • @DoctorDewgong
    @DoctorDewgong Год назад +1

    No priest? They needed someone to say mass for them

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 10 месяцев назад

    Crusader King? I hear there’s 3 of them now hehehe

  • @PurgeOnRecRoom
    @PurgeOnRecRoom 5 месяцев назад

    King Baldwin IV:✋😔

  • @doomdude4073
    @doomdude4073 Год назад

    I respect your choices brother.

  • @waltvonkeisel5610
    @waltvonkeisel5610 Год назад +4

    What is the Crusader Kings theme?

    • @jayjaymosqueda
      @jayjaymosqueda Год назад

      Its a theme from attack on titan season 4 Footsteps of Doom

    • @TheCrusaderReturns
      @TheCrusaderReturns  Год назад

      Queen of the Monsters by Bear McCreary

    • @ERAA-on-YT
      @ERAA-on-YT Год назад

      ​​@@TheCrusaderReturnsI searched that but none of the search had a part as the crusader king in this video. Have you more specifications?
      _Anyways nice video_

    • @pikapika9405
      @pikapika9405 Год назад +2

      Footsteps of doom min 1:40

    • @solidsnake4655
      @solidsnake4655 Год назад

      Footstep of doom - Shingeki no kyojin

  • @YaboiAwesome
    @YaboiAwesome Год назад

    Bro forgot Templar knights and the Teutonic Order

    • @corpchannel2523
      @corpchannel2523 Год назад

      They are Knights,so yeah, they are mentioned

  • @ArealiusCantonius
    @ArealiusCantonius 9 месяцев назад

    Random angry Nord soldier: has the same attack and health boost as he did as normal, except is Christian, so gets religious moral boost.

  • @charleshogshead1350
    @charleshogshead1350 Год назад

    Didn't understood the joke of the jester

  • @htennek1
    @htennek1 11 месяцев назад

    technically.... norman knights are also vikings who converted to christianity.

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 7 месяцев назад

    Serious: The worst Crusaders are either the cannibals or the 🍇ists.
    I'm pretty sure some of them were punished, but not all.

  • @archlectoryarvi2873
    @archlectoryarvi2873 Год назад +2

    What's the name of the music at Crusader King?

    • @RenW69
      @RenW69 Год назад +1

      Queen of the Monsters by Bear McCreary

  • @mr.demonetized733
    @mr.demonetized733 10 месяцев назад +1

    men at arms

  • @gustafmannerheim9720
    @gustafmannerheim9720 Год назад

    Don't forget the Venetian. Crusade is impossible without their ships😆

  • @cheeseslice6264
    @cheeseslice6264 Год назад +1

    1:07 song?

  • @AATT-r4m
    @AATT-r4m Год назад

    You forgot templars and hospitallers

  • @emmettrichardson4191
    @emmettrichardson4191 Год назад +1

    Song on the last slide?

  • @ogreycloud
    @ogreycloud 9 дней назад

    long bow men became a thing after the crusades; the viking indeed launched a crusade against Andalus and were brushed away by the muslims.

  • @janj6089
    @janj6089 10 месяцев назад +1

    what is the difference beetwen knight and normal knight? and foot soldier, pikeman, longbowman, soldier who fukinm run away, are knights where you learned history

  • @vincentbj84
    @vincentbj84 Год назад +2

    dysentery enter the chat

  • @plumbus7253
    @plumbus7253 Год назад +1

    Richard lion heart pretty much: 1:14

  • @EnclaveStormXL
    @EnclaveStormXL 8 месяцев назад

    The first Tour de France XD

  • @RDR2_GUYY
    @RDR2_GUYY 3 месяца назад

    What is your opinion on Jacques de molay?

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 8 месяцев назад

    You forgot Saints literally descended from Heaven to give a helping hand .Saint James did it .

  • @lereperededeathkore6490
    @lereperededeathkore6490 9 месяцев назад

    Dont forgot Tafur ...

  • @conradshtock3039
    @conradshtock3039 Год назад

    hate asking this question, but what's the song on the "longbowman" portion? ( 0:28 )

  • @amandeepgill5206
    @amandeepgill5206 5 месяцев назад

    What is the song at the end?

  • @fremenchips
    @fremenchips Год назад +1

    To the Normans the cause of and solution to all the Byzantine Empires problems

  • @jorgejonuario5379
    @jorgejonuario5379 9 месяцев назад

    Frederico II, the best crusader king

  • @vinjarholennordvik3667
    @vinjarholennordvik3667 Год назад +1

    0:47 0:57 Whats the difference?

    • @rogueflintlock44
      @rogueflintlock44 Год назад +2

      About three or four generations with a dose of French.

  • @John-l4m8y
    @John-l4m8y Год назад

    0:32 Cant blame them.

  • @biggiemongusmemethief7714
    @biggiemongusmemethief7714 Год назад +1

    1:08 song name?

  • @Peroedes
    @Peroedes 6 месяцев назад

    God bless you!

  • @arnavgill1702
    @arnavgill1702 Год назад

    Whats the song for the crusader King?

  • @ResearcherGhost
    @ResearcherGhost Год назад

    Sapper... Curious I think I know one, he is British from Birmingham exactly and he has served in France I also think he is the leader of a gang but a I can't remember the name... Blinders something gosh how much people change Mate hope you are alright Tommy

  • @sukaenacornelius9285
    @sukaenacornelius9285 Год назад

    Subscribed!

  • @trollyguy3288
    @trollyguy3288 Год назад

    outstanding larping

  • @Daniel_Plainview_1911
    @Daniel_Plainview_1911 10 месяцев назад

    How is a farmer better than a foot soldier?

  • @neonnnn110
    @neonnnn110 10 месяцев назад

    Common Norman W

  • @featheredweasel
    @featheredweasel Год назад +1

    I did not see the viking thing happen, but its kinda funny bc i hade many vikings in familie

  • @SpookySpoof
    @SpookySpoof Год назад +1

    For The Emperor

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 6 месяцев назад

    I need that last track name!

  • @bastait
    @bastait 9 месяцев назад

    the viking crusade is always one of my favorites the arabs what is that noise? is that singing
    are they riding on dragons?

  • @SL-hq7py
    @SL-hq7py Год назад

    Teutonic Knight

  • @RockmeHellsing
    @RockmeHellsing Год назад +1

    You have no idea of history or? Most depictions were from after the Crusaides...a Longbowman could not be in a Crusade as well as a Pikeman couldn´t they are later troop types that werent a thing in the HighMedival times from 1066 to 1300