Larry David vs The World - Part 9
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2024
- Lesbians, tap water and outfit tracker. Larry's life is a series of disagreements and faux pas, but when there's 2 sides to every argument, who's actually in the right? It's time to decide. All judgments are final, unless you disagree, then...whatever. New video every Friday.
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"You're allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." Such a great line!
When he's wearing the Wig to hide from the Taliban is hilarious because he never stays quiet and is always draws attention to himself. LoL
Every room he steps in he finds a way to spice it up!😂
This was the greatest idea. Curb is my favorite show but highlighting some of the best moments deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
Okay.
A Nobel peace prize??..please tell me your joking
@@glenngarvey7283 I mean, they named it after the guy who invented dynamite so...
Well, Obama got one. Curb is a very egalitarian programme. People from all over the world are treated with respect, including by being laughed at. @@glenngarvey7283
Maybe just a regular Nobel prize.
"What kind of psychopath interferes with the nuances of a lesbian wedding" LD thats who 😂😂😂
I love that! It’s such a stupid thing to care about or get involved in, but you can clearly see his point. Lol
Funniest line ever
“It’s a compliment. I wish I looked a little Asian.” One of the funniest lines ever
Larry is usually in the right. The show wouldn't work if he was a jerk. It works because he articulates what we think, but don't have the time to say.
Or the balls
@@jenhaskenyou took the words right out of my mouth!😅
😂. We’d all hate this dude in real life though. Curb’s so good.
It’s not time. Any of you. Examine your day. You’re not not like Larry because you can’t afford five minutes off RUclips WATCHING Larry do it. Nerds. ;)
@@weduhpeople8504took the balls right out of your mouth!…. No good?
Never switch to the middle seat, ever.
I keep finding people like that on the NYC subways.👈🤪
Except in an MMM threeway
Curb is like Seinfeld on steroids. Great stuff.
It's Seinfeld on MAX (HBO) allows R rated language and content. 👍
Except Curb is funny and has an appealing central character.
Yo Yo Ma
“The whole world is out there constipated”
😂😂😂
"This town needs an enema"
Stop eating bread😂
"Sir,I don't appreciate the aggressiveness of the beep." 😂
I eschewed the tongs deliberately
Eschewed and beckoned!
Yeah three people is enough for a thank you for your service.
I give Head nods if anything
Thank you for your service... in a bloated military industrial complex that loves to start endless wars of agression.
It's a trite, reactive response. People don't care about Veterans at all..
I've serviced hundreds of people
@@Letnothinggotowaste🫡 I've given lots of Head in service to this Country, battle scars and no stripes to show for
Nah I’m with Larry on the cookie tongs lol. That’s absurd.
It would protect you from butt scratching mayhem, like me
@@seewhativescene I can take it lol
Butt scratcher touches tongs, I touch tongs. I'm contaminated.
Butt scratcher touches his cookie, I touch my cookie. I'm not contaminated.
4:43 the guy Larry argues with is the guy who lied about being in the WTC on 9/11 for attention. immediate, unconditional W for Larry
Steve Rannazzisi.
"you should know, she doesn't give bjs" I spit my coffee with that line
He promised it Friday, and did not disappoint, firm handshakes 🤝
I just so Love Larry David. Hilarious. Long time fan since Seinfeld.😂. Thank you.❤
No he was so wrong for the door thing. He made serious eye contact with her as she was walking towards the door. Once eye contact is made you shan’t not hold the door. She was close too😂
Thank you for serving this video
The Miranda “tepid thank you” bit was absolutely hilarious
Couldn't stop watching. Just love Larry's kvetching (I think thats the right Yiddish word) and winning most of te time. Better than a championship boxing match! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming. Great job. 👍😂
4:22 she literally grabs the tongs by the tong-end and not by the handle. Same thing😂😂
2:30..." You're not groomy, shes not bridey. "
"I think this is a breakthrough.."
*"No, this isn't a breakthrough."*
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Just wanna say thank you for compiling all these clips like this
5:00 love how enraged the cook gets while he calls larry sir😂😂😂
This season has been so damn good!!!!! Susie’s billboard is absolutely hilarious!!!! And the lawn jockey at the bbq was gold, too. Can you tell that I’m super sophomoric? Lol Thank you for your service, LD!!!!
Sometimes I'm so tempted to go full Larry on some people.
At least 50 times a day 😂
The cab driver said you have few hairs😂😂 omg hilarious!!
Allison Jones rules! So much comedic talent in these small roles 😂
I love that the judge he yoohoo'ed is the voice of Uncle Ruckus.
"You're not Golden Ruling it!"
No filter. "It's a good thing for me, a bad thing for water".
What’s funny is every yoga class I’ve been too the instructor has always said ‘Namaste’ is completely optional haha
THEY BROKE MY CURTAIN REMOTE
You keep it very honest on this channel, Holding the door for anyone after you let them get that close is point world.
''Let me ask you a question''.
Larry was actually right about how stupid it was for Jeff to have to see Susie off for a one hour flight when she’ll be back later that night. That was really selfish and stupid of Susie. I would give that point to Larry. I think that you missed that one
Because Susie wanted to make Jeff miserable that's why she did it.
I agree, but that’s why she’s wrong
Not gonna lie, I originally had it as a point for Larry but when editing it was like 3am and Susie’s line about there being a reason Larry was the only single one in the group made sense
@@irman925 right, but she only said that because she didn't have an actual reason for Jeff to see her off other than making him miserable. So she attacked the fact he was single out of nowhere. 😂
Ay Lassie....I admire your courage
😂
"Youre allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." That line is why I love larry david
19:26 Namaste means hello in Bahasa. And that yoga instructor was a hellish rag
Great to see Larry has rebounded strongly after his disastrous performances in Part 5 and 6! Hope he keeps the momentum going...
Isn’t the “thank you for your service” solider (Victor) Tom Hanks’ son, Chet?
Great editing work.
We've had dessert; now go LOL *Get the hell out* were the actual words used
The yoga studio is so amazing. If anybody has travelled around the world, namaste means hello. So freakin funny. I’ve done 10,000 yoga classes and I can not say the word namaste. While hiking in Nepal I said namaste 100 times a day.
the lady on the bus and how he suddenly spoke Chinese lol
Love 💕 Larry David he makes me laugh, go to guy when all you see is sadness on TV
I agree with the 2nd serving, hey if you want a measly few bits of potatoes, you don't have to stand in the long queue along with the first timers, for 30 minutes
Big Murry IS watching LOL!
How can we go on without LD guiding us?!?!😢
I've been abstaining from Grindr for nearly a month, not sure how Long I can go though 😢
Idk how we can go on without LD. It really is End Of Times!
I'm a 3 how could you be a 4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Larry says what many of us think.
We r just not brave enough to say it.
Larry say what we all think 😂
Hilarious Larry 😂😂❤
Don’t factor type in your door holding for anyone, only distance. Eveb men… Be nice and hold the door.
I don't hold doors for jordan peterson subscribers🚫
Imran, all of this must have taken you so much time, to the extent of being on some kind of spectrum; nevertheless, I salute you. Thank you so much. You are amazing: the selecting, the editing, this has brought me so much joy. Thank you, wholeheartedly.
Sorry just realised you are Irman, not Imran. Either way, massive love and appreciation sustained.
Outfit tracker!
You’re not groomy, she’s not bridey! 😂
I’d like to thank Larry for his service.
It’s simply the greatest comedy show in human history. And it’s not even close.
It's too Jewish for my taste. I prefer more cultured, intelligently written comedy like Frasier.
Antisemite in the house! There’s always one….
In the scene with the reserve sign the paining on the wall behind Larry isn't in the center and it's driving me mad, someone needs to move the painting to the left.
couldnt get anything better than cam rips?
I'll say thank you for your service when they say thanks for the paycheck. It's so disingenuous and vacuous, it makes me sick
You might as well put the floor on the table!
11:50 not true larry often says "let me ask you a question" which is asking someone if he can ask them a question rather than just asking a question.
15:30 I can relate to the claustrophobic thing of sitting in the middle. Larry wins!
"Pretty good"
C'mon Larry, Let's Make America Great Again 😂
LOL. Larry for President! What do we really have to lose, at this point.
Hey Larry, sorry about your lewis
Good news is you're still alive
If you ever met the characters in real life, would you ever interact with them?
Lemme ask you something..
The heck with thanking someone for their service. They chose a job, got paid, that's that. I was in the Army Reserves for 6 years, I know the guys that are in the Armed Forces, they didn't join to serve, they mostly weren't qualified to do anything else.
19:27 is Larry being sarcastic on Lululemon ? He is wearing a Lululemon and poking his third eye.
Why did Larry get a point in the movie theatre? He broke all theatre etiquette.
Would be great if he did an episode on doing commercials for crypto currency, trading on social currency.
Now that I've been drinking bottled or filtered water I can smell the shit in tap water even when I boil it for cooking 🤢🤮😵☠⚰🪦
I’m 3 minutes in …Larry better win this battle.
Is it bad I have larry a 6-6.5 in looks. He looks great for an old man.
The yoga instructor was offended that L was mockingly and intentionally poking himself in his imaginary Buddhism religion "3rd eye" supposedly located on his forehead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobel price for Larry! 🤔am I exaggerating?... which Nobel: Literature
Did Larry get kicked out of every house and establishment he ever entered? 😅
And yet he was right so much of the time.
Known by his friends as difficult and called by some an a$$hole. So why do I find myself on his side? What’s that make me?!😅😂
The nuances of a lesbian wedding is obviously the forerunner to whose last name the baby of a gay couple gets.
Correct scoring should have been: Larry 50 World 0
IMO, the world never wins with Larry
8:48
Judge did it on purpose
Minorities like me don't have the luxury of back talking the judge, everything is sir or ma'am
How is it "acting entitled" to beg to be let on the plane?
❤😂🎉😊🎉😂❤
Taxi driver was at least a 4
Cheryl is hot
38:53
these scores are lopsided. Larry loses way more than this lol
He might lose but he's usually actually right 😅
Lol justifying the NDA is wild
😂
Thanks to good ole vaudeville Larry, my quarter-Jewish DNA just made me laugh so hard, my floating rib just stabbed my liver again. I'm going to bed now.
Larry is the rudest guy the Uber driver has ever met? Has he ever been to The 'Hood or El Barrio?
Namaste and yoga are as pretentious as the people who teach them 😊
Who the fuck drinks tap water.
Might as well drink from the lake
A majority of the population drink tap water.
If you live in civilisation tap water is perfectly fine.
15:27 In the history of CYE, I never hated anyone more than I did this bish.
EDIT: Oh lord, i forgot about the Old Hag at 29:10.
Okay, Airplane Bish is number 2 most hated. Old Hag is number 1.
12:52 Acrive Duty Navy, I don't care if people thank me for serving. Its a job and an unnecessary comment to make.
Ted the snake