MY CRAZY COLLEGE EX-ROOMMATE

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • This video is a #storytime video about my crazy college roommate while I was a senior up at CU Boulder. Lots of drama. Things got pretty wild.
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Комментарии • 115

  • @bethw7745
    @bethw7745 5 лет назад +241

    Sleeping with a chair leg that has a nail sticking out of it because you don’t have a bat has got to be THE MOST PAKISTANI THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

  • @MedicaLabTech
    @MedicaLabTech 5 лет назад +136

    I died when she imitated the boyfriend mispronouncing her name while knocking on the window 😂 such a great story teller

    • @lamiaislam1
      @lamiaislam1 3 года назад

      pleaseee that shit was so funny

  • @trashlover3495
    @trashlover3495 5 лет назад +201

    tazzy: dad there might be a potential killer in my house tonight
    dad: ok take this chair piece and good luck

    • @Rebellescum
      @Rebellescum 3 года назад

      I’m sure I’ve had this quest from a npc

  • @pamelaboden
    @pamelaboden 5 лет назад +153

    You tell a good story. You had me cracking up. Your dad’s idea to give you a broken table leg with a nail in it for self defense was hilarious. I’m very glad all parties made it out alive. Lol

  • @PureDreamerGirl
    @PureDreamerGirl 5 лет назад +73

    Wow, it must have been so stressful living with such an inconsiderate person.The boyfriend was dangerous as well. I'm glad you lived to tell the tale Tazzy!

  • @uwuseokie4123
    @uwuseokie4123 4 года назад +18

    Yo her auntie hand gestures were coming out when she started to get annoyed 😂

  • @cristinavall8587
    @cristinavall8587 4 года назад +8

    I was your college roommate during freshman year. Hope I wasn't that terrible lol. Congrats on your wedding!

  • @nestrcon4084
    @nestrcon4084 5 лет назад +20

    It's like as if people can sense that you're super nice and then make sure to destroy your faith in humanity.

    • @rani1835
      @rani1835 5 лет назад +1

      NestrCon you’re right 😔

  • @davidslang2871
    @davidslang2871 5 лет назад +52

    Broken chair leg with a nail , a knife , you are a real thug surviving soldier tazzy 😁

  • @Paperclips4782
    @Paperclips4782 5 лет назад +50

    I'm laughing so hard at the broken chair leg with w nail, my punjabi dad would do the same thing 😂

  • @incognitoincognito7500
    @incognitoincognito7500 5 лет назад +26

    Normally I don’t watch story times, but this one is super interesting with all the actions

  • @StxpTheGenxcide
    @StxpTheGenxcide 4 года назад +6

    😂 what's wrong with those roommates. I had a ...weird roommate too, but thank Allah we separated our ways after 3 months. Never move with a person you don't know properly into a house. NEVER!

  • @Nico.Robin7
    @Nico.Robin7 4 года назад +26

    You're so good at storytelling mashallah. Please make more story times.

  • @Mushakis21
    @Mushakis21 3 года назад +1

    The sound effect for the slap got me rotfl 🤣

  • @evangeline6
    @evangeline6 4 года назад +6

    Omg the toothbrush thing!!! My ex roommate brushed her dog's teeth with my toothbrush "accidentally." I related to this so much i got flasbacks of my time in that house of horrors

  • @maryamismail5660
    @maryamismail5660 4 года назад +7

    And this adds to the 1001 reasons why I did not let my daughter live off campus.

  • @HamzaKhanVideos
    @HamzaKhanVideos 4 года назад +5

    Okay, this was legit the funniest story I've ever heard about college.

  • @lenglithad77
    @lenglithad77 5 лет назад +9

    Wow, I'm glad you made it out safe! (That's the kind if stuff that can give you PTSD...).
    I'm pretty sure I had a similar weapon growing up, except there was a screw instead of a nail, and there was a chair attached to it.

  • @ms9066
    @ms9066 4 года назад +6

    Gosh I am actually stuck with a girl who keeps backbiting about me and is jealous and try to make me feel low about everything in my life. I just can't tell her clearly as I dnt want to get into any fight. Need prayers that I smoothly get over with these 6 months.

  • @hafsakhan1515
    @hafsakhan1515 5 лет назад +14

    I got popcorn for this. Also this is my favorite tazzy look. 😘💜

  • @skreemsama850
    @skreemsama850 3 года назад +1

    I am definitely going to watch this video again in the future

  • @FSAHKK
    @FSAHKK 5 лет назад +5

    That was hilarious 😂 especially the part about the chair leg, with a nail on it?! OMG 🙈

  • @lvenick09
    @lvenick09 5 лет назад +11

    Tasneem, girl! Glad you made it out alive, this was hilarious! You're a really talented story teller, Thank you made my day!

  • @lair21
    @lair21 5 лет назад +13

    I love your story times, always crack me up!!

  • @rosacrawford9754
    @rosacrawford9754 5 лет назад +11

    This is edited so well!

  • @kawtharbakhach5848
    @kawtharbakhach5848 4 года назад +3

    She is so savage and I love her

  • @brooj5970
    @brooj5970 4 года назад +6

    first of all your story telling skill is sooo good and second thing is am lying in my bed at 2:54 am (night) listening to your story even though i today missed my bus today and didn't go to university because i was late and today i am doing it again and third thing is i don't know why i am telling this in comment

    • @rohail1935
      @rohail1935 4 года назад +1

      faiqa urooj I started watching this video also at 2:54 am 💀💀💀😂

    • @brooj5970
      @brooj5970 4 года назад

      @@rohail1935 😂👍😂 😂 what a coincidence

  • @ilovehorses38
    @ilovehorses38 4 года назад +4

    Girl, u lucky those crazy roommates aren't ur siblings.....try and evict that scenario.

  • @maha2ne148
    @maha2ne148 5 лет назад +51

    Can you make more storie time, you are 1 of my favorite youtubers.💞✌😊

  • @sanjuan240
    @sanjuan240 5 лет назад +10

    I’m really hoping the roommates see this at one point shit would b crazy haha.

    • @Jls728
      @Jls728 5 лет назад

      sanjuan240 me too lol

  • @patchworkpig89
    @patchworkpig89 5 лет назад +6

    You are HILARIOUS- thank you for brightening my day

  • @nadiamohamed8478
    @nadiamohamed8478 5 лет назад +4

    I LOVEEEE your way of story telling. I thoroughly enjoyed this, had me cracking up 😂 thank you for sharing this story with us!

  • @royaneekhalil6488
    @royaneekhalil6488 3 года назад +1

    Tazzy definitely had a lot of patience. If my imagination is true, only 1 gift like that would have been enough for me to lose mine.

  • @mariaamir3779
    @mariaamir3779 3 года назад +2

    I'm crying and choking cause I can't stop laughing.

  • @Maha420
    @Maha420 4 года назад +6

    I hate you for telling us that your dad gave you a broken leg chair to protect yourself because everyone in my house is sleeping right now and I am struggling to not scream out laughing l m f a ooooo

  • @UPSCStudyStream
    @UPSCStudyStream 4 года назад +4

    You had me gripped.

  • @yusra7414
    @yusra7414 4 года назад +1

    OmG Tasneem. We need more posts like this one !!
    This was funny and Relatable 😂😂😂😂

  • @robgoodfellow
    @robgoodfellow 3 года назад

    this lively person is such a great storyteller down to the outro shoutout, this lady needs her own show.

  • @reemak8794
    @reemak8794 5 лет назад +4

    My ugly betty dvd's got me through my university life, you have good taste Paspeeb :p

  • @niamasbiaa7274
    @niamasbiaa7274 5 лет назад +6

    Wow i am glad you survived!

  • @lyn1030
    @lyn1030 5 лет назад +2

    I love the editing of this story. Please have more stories!

  • @QuboolwaRidaa
    @QuboolwaRidaa 4 года назад +2

    How do you not have more subscribers! People are missing out. You're such fun to watch 😅

  • @aseelmh4530
    @aseelmh4530 4 года назад +1

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL .. i dunno how i haven't watch this video till now, but i'm honestly so glad i left a few of tazzy's videos for worse days

  • @Riyaanreality
    @Riyaanreality 5 лет назад +3

    Lool!
    Funny story: One of my friends just moved to UC Davis for her Post-Bac and we were actually talking roommates before she left. She never had roommates and was a bit worried and I actually told her about your video/story and I was like 'girl, at the first sign for trouble, run'. lol!

  • @razzaqattack9653
    @razzaqattack9653 5 лет назад +8

    Great story, and great delivery, had me hooked 👍🏽 It can feel terrible living with dodgy roommates, as have had some ‘experiences’ too.
    Also, lmao at the chair leg, one of my family members has a frying pan handle in the car for ‘protection’ 😂😂

  • @Pakam3
    @Pakam3 5 лет назад +3

    Hilarious:))) I literally laughed out loud

  • @namjoonswife9792
    @namjoonswife9792 5 лет назад +2

    This video was everything, I'm so thankful u made it out alive ❤ please tell more story times. Love ya tazzy💗

  • @SaharaCaliSara
    @SaharaCaliSara 5 лет назад +2

    Your outfit and makeup are on 🔥♥️

  • @lilacsky5524
    @lilacsky5524 4 года назад +2

    I love u Tazzy. Do more of these vids please

  • @uwuseokie4123
    @uwuseokie4123 4 года назад +2

    One thing i never wanna do again is have a male flatmate because the stereotypes of guys is actually true for some people honest to god

  • @NH-hp2nn
    @NH-hp2nn 5 лет назад +1

    Your sense of humor is amazing :-)

  • @Mks71999
    @Mks71999 4 года назад +8

    So let me get this straight, she accused her dad coming to beat her up cs she's Muslim and you're not worried about your non-Muslim violent boyfriend??

    • @aleynamutlu4206
      @aleynamutlu4206 3 года назад

      I think she knows the crime she did. About gifts and other tazzy didn’t see.

  • @asmasspace1219
    @asmasspace1219 2 года назад

    You're hilarious 😂
    Sorry about your experience you definitely deserve better

  • @Ashley_Joice
    @Ashley_Joice 4 года назад +6

    Girl I went to something very very similar to this .. oh man.

  • @amiina_1784
    @amiina_1784 4 года назад +1

    LOOOOOOL the name he called you I’m dead ash rn🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @seriously98
    @seriously98 5 лет назад +3

    Legit couldnt stop laughing ahahahaah

  • @hijabi210
    @hijabi210 5 лет назад +1

    The tazzyphe content I know and LOVEEE 💗💗

  • @truehope2344
    @truehope2344 5 лет назад +2

    Love you tazzy and mumina💜💜💜

  • @assam-wn4fq
    @assam-wn4fq Год назад

    No I’m not adding you to my professional network, are you professional let me think about it, no 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BlweLotus
    @BlweLotus 5 лет назад +4

    Oh my damn, that's insane 😱

  • @carinaalexandrasimoes89
    @carinaalexandrasimoes89 5 лет назад +1

    As always, you’re amazing!!

  • @muahmed26
    @muahmed26 5 лет назад +1

    OG subscriber right here, remember that and the other video that also got taken down!

  • @Amalthea11
    @Amalthea11 4 года назад +3

    Seriously died laughing, you are hilarious. But yes...wtf did you HUG her?? 🙈🤭🤮😘

  • @sumayah6025
    @sumayah6025 4 года назад +1

    Im sorry but this is just too funny 😂😅

  • @SaraanSarangi
    @SaraanSarangi 4 года назад +4

    Phaspeep , maspeep , taspeep .
    Hum awaaz alfaaz..

  • @samreenshaikh9778
    @samreenshaikh9778 5 лет назад +1

    SO ENTERTAINING 😂😂😂

  • @mariamsaeed6645
    @mariamsaeed6645 4 года назад +1

    الحمدلله ماصار لك شي بس طريقتك في سرد القصة ضحكتنيييييً😂😭😭😭😭😭🌚thank youu

  • @mominaraza5123
    @mominaraza5123 5 лет назад +2

    I remember when you posteddddd this videoooooooo

  • @Snelkrdfswhbdsf
    @Snelkrdfswhbdsf 5 лет назад +2

    I would’ve MOVED ASAP.

  • @thesslaniki2501
    @thesslaniki2501 5 лет назад +5

    I wanna watch the other video 😕
    How did I miss it?

  • @sonalmishra4157
    @sonalmishra4157 5 лет назад +1

    This is hilarious😂

  • @Snelkrdfswhbdsf
    @Snelkrdfswhbdsf 5 лет назад +3

    I hope she sees this video and has regret. Shame on them.

  • @tunerd1921
    @tunerd1921 4 года назад

    im dead at that mussneepoussopeeb ahahahaa

  • @maiibrahem1022
    @maiibrahem1022 5 лет назад

    i love this!

  • @tunerd1921
    @tunerd1921 4 года назад +1

    i had to come back just for the msneepbeenet

  • @Ashley_Joice
    @Ashley_Joice 4 года назад

    Oh man even the messages... Wow

  • @ayesha9523
    @ayesha9523 2 года назад

    This was funny

  • @vibes6255
    @vibes6255 5 лет назад +3

    And I ooop lol 😂

  • @d.j.i.b.s
    @d.j.i.b.s 5 лет назад +1

    Looking fly

  • @sabagilani1600
    @sabagilani1600 5 лет назад

    Loveeeeeed it! 😂

  • @zaynabshaik5340
    @zaynabshaik5340 4 года назад +1

    How tf do u not have a million subscribers? Your channel is A!!

  • @Hagarvlogs
    @Hagarvlogs 5 лет назад

    u r so funny 😂

  • @starlight200816
    @starlight200816 5 лет назад

    aaaah!!! the video is here

  • @simonsaul5514
    @simonsaul5514 4 года назад +1

    So no one's gonna talk about why the whole video is in black & white 😂

  • @I4DIOR
    @I4DIOR 5 лет назад

    Lolol I remember that video

  • @rittaait6858
    @rittaait6858 4 года назад +3

    The gifts were probably full condoms ..... I'm sorry though

  • @tunerd1921
    @tunerd1921 4 года назад

    mussneeptusseep hahaahahahah

  • @larebzaidi1627
    @larebzaidi1627 5 лет назад

    Do moreeeeee

  • @moneykaursandhu
    @moneykaursandhu 4 года назад

    I watched it!!!

  • @SuperDuke44
    @SuperDuke44 5 лет назад

    And me tazzy

  • @sparklemotion8377
    @sparklemotion8377 Год назад

    I am shocked by all the comments that thought this was funny.

    • @fatisummer9106
      @fatisummer9106 Год назад +1

      I am more shocked that she actually STAYED through the whole thing and her parents encourage her and thought it was fine,I personally have NO BOYS allowed in apartment living with 3 room mates ,they can invite them like once a while for dinner as GUEST then they get lost ,never had a problem in that regard with my roommates ,we only fight ab cleaning issues or noise problem

    • @sparklemotion8377
      @sparklemotion8377 Год назад

      @fati summer I can't relate to that part at all since my parents didn't even let me study at all. Muslim girls going to university is alien to me to begin with.
      I guess these are two extremes, not letting your daughter study and letting your daughter study in UNSAFE situations.

  • @SuperDuke44
    @SuperDuke44 5 лет назад

    Lmao

  • @Ryan-pg1tw
    @Ryan-pg1tw 2 года назад

    You should express yourself more respectful about others I think

  • @xxz-ny2of
    @xxz-ny2of 4 года назад

    💖💜

  • @abp8042
    @abp8042 5 лет назад +1

    Yooooooo I am first!!!

  • @zuniamatullah6364
    @zuniamatullah6364 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @buluchka
    @buluchka 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂

  • @quantezwatts436
    @quantezwatts436 5 лет назад +1

    Nobody pulled you into their life you more like fell into it... And for what it's worth she probably needed you to "hang out"... Some people need guidance juat saying. Not that you're obligated to be the 'voice of reason' or anything but it could have been an experience you needed.

  • @ayeshamalik1576
    @ayeshamalik1576 5 лет назад

    Please heart my comment ily soo much

  • @user-dp7mw9tk6r
    @user-dp7mw9tk6r 5 лет назад +1

    First