The Alpha Male of All ALPHA MALES

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2023
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  • @dianed4938
    @dianed4938 7 месяцев назад +11374

    Something about a guy immediately rating himself more attractive than other men makes him unattractive

    • @carolinatorres7575
      @carolinatorres7575 7 месяцев назад +653

      it's the ego. confidence is quiet, ego is loud.

    • @sear8618
      @sear8618 7 месяцев назад

      Same thing for every gender tbh, if your confidence is based on comparison then you have no confidence

    • @IsabellaA-ns1mi
      @IsabellaA-ns1mi 7 месяцев назад +250

      right??? humble is hot

    • @Iris17591
      @Iris17591 7 месяцев назад +111

      Humility is the new sexy

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 7 месяцев назад +55

      Yeah narcissism usually ends up being abusive and that is a big turn off

  • @voopio
    @voopio 7 месяцев назад +10873

    i still can’t believe sometimes that there are men who unironically refers to themselves as an alpha male

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 7 месяцев назад +253

      We need to retire this shit, don't care what kind of positive spin we put on it like, "oh, what _really_ makes you alpha is if you don't brag about it." It's just not real and it's rotting our brains.

    • @jimmyjams962
      @jimmyjams962 7 месяцев назад +32

      Yeah I'm not a fan and the science behind it has been debunked but if it's technically harmless and helps people to get through their day, then I feel like we should just let them have it. I mean, women still unironically believe in horoscopes even though the science there has repeatedly been debunked. But I still think they should be allowed to have it, as long as they don't take it to toxic levels.

    • @becca-tg5pn
      @becca-tg5pn 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@jimmyjams962i don't agree with alpha males but you're right about the horoscope thing

    • @micaelemagalhaes9274
      @micaelemagalhaes9274 7 месяцев назад +92

      @@jimmyjams962 The alpha thing being the male version of horoscope is the funiest thing

    • @samarnold5531
      @samarnold5531 7 месяцев назад +97

      @@jimmyjams962I wouldn’t say it’s harmless, it creates harmful competition between men and warps these men’s perception of women and how they treat them

  • @TheRandomCommenter
    @TheRandomCommenter 7 месяцев назад +1069

    "But I got better hair though" said the dude with the worst hair

    • @HGT2007
      @HGT2007 2 месяца назад +12

      Fr

    • @chimppower2748
      @chimppower2748 2 месяца назад +114

      I’m glad someone said it his hair is atrocious. It’s long and that’s it

    • @Eveoriginalsinner
      @Eveoriginalsinner 2 месяца назад +19

      this needs to be the top coment cause what he got goin on ToT

    • @lapris7380
      @lapris7380 2 месяца назад +57

      Facts! Bro looks like he just barely escaped a tornado or got caught in a really strong gust of wind that impaired his vision . He could have styled it there is potential but saying it’s the best is the definition of delusional.

    • @Fyrecide
      @Fyrecide 2 месяца назад +26

      Bro woke up from a coma like Johnny Appleseed, sleeping with his head against a tree trunk and said “yeah, this is it.”

  • @stacie1595
    @stacie1595 7 месяцев назад +575

    The top 3 dudes were the most normal ones. Not loud or in your face, they had control of their egos and seemed pretty chill all things considered.

    • @Megasaurusify
      @Megasaurusify 7 месяцев назад +10

      Right! Really interesting

  • @Jumptheturnstile
    @Jumptheturnstile 7 месяцев назад +7116

    After Cody pointed out how close the 19 year old was to everybody I literally could not stop noticing it

    • @MackynzieKirby
      @MackynzieKirby 7 месяцев назад +257

      he’s literally behind him 😂😂😂

    • @88blair88
      @88blair88 7 месяцев назад +171

      Funny thing is, the 19 year old has to be where he is to stay in frame, so he was probably instructed by the crew to stay at least there , it's actually the Asian guy who's the issue there. His over inflated ego can't accept that they've removed him from the number 1 spot so he refuses to move

    • @juliahertz1788
      @juliahertz1788 7 месяцев назад +252

      @@88blair88 wtf are you talking about 💀💀💀, borther was breathing down that dudes neck the entire show.

    • @inessant1559
      @inessant1559 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@88blair88explain 7:46

    • @88blair88
      @88blair88 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@juliahertz1788 Okay, so then where was he supposed to go? Outside the frame? Maybe just step right off the set? Why not just leave the show because he's annoying? Right? He does stand close to people, I'm not saying he doesn't. Even when he's on the other side, he's within 6 inches of the guy, but look at the body language of the Asian guy in that moment, he looks upset, and he's puffing up his chest, almost looks like he's posturing since the group unanimously chose he shouldn't be on top, it bruised his ego a bit

  • @jeruford
    @jeruford 7 месяцев назад +12898

    Watching men try to convince each other they’re the alpha is the least alpha thing I’ve seen. 😅

    • @AlexFandino-xi3oo
      @AlexFandino-xi3oo 7 месяцев назад +193

      As a gay man. It's cringey for us too. Just screams not being secure with yourself 😂

    • @c.adamz_3172
      @c.adamz_3172 7 месяцев назад

      @@AlexFandino-xi3oowell ur gay soooo

    • @becca53444
      @becca53444 7 месяцев назад +161

      The most alpha thing is not caring how alpha you are lol. It screams insecurity to care about that.

    • @-SidneyPrescott
      @-SidneyPrescott 7 месяцев назад

      most normal dudes do not gaf about this silly shit

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 7 месяцев назад +17

      The terms are dumb af but that would be considered a “sigma male”

  • @ninjacatcalledbob
    @ninjacatcalledbob 7 месяцев назад +847

    Drew's lack of personal space was just absolutely hilarious. It had me crying 😂

    • @NessiiBear
      @NessiiBear 3 месяца назад +13

      I feel like he was doing that because he was always on either end of the line and probably thought he wasn’t in frame or was on the edge of the frame. Or he just completely lacks a sense of personal space. Or both lol.

    • @EsotericThoughts93
      @EsotericThoughts93 3 месяца назад +4

      @@NessiiBearI didn’t think about him possibly being out of frame. That actually makes sense

    • @androidunit56
      @androidunit56 2 месяца назад +1

      Alpha male tactic, it puts pressure on the other guys. Not real, but something a teenage boy would think shows dominance

    • @thechosenpit
      @thechosenpit 2 месяца назад +5

      as an autistic person who can't understand the concept of personal space-it also made me laugh really hard 😭

  • @riz350
    @riz350 7 месяцев назад +1068

    I’m loosing my mind at people thinking that they can control their level of testosterone with “a manly lifestyle” like it’s a personality

    • @Anthony-xy3wr
      @Anthony-xy3wr 7 месяцев назад +112

      Tbf exercising does increase testosterone production. But owning stocks and bonds definitely doesn’t 🤣

    • @luiseh5317
      @luiseh5317 7 месяцев назад +57

      Ikr 😭 im a woman with a t level of 740 and all I do is knit and watch pretty little liars

    • @idonotresidehere.5709
      @idonotresidehere.5709 7 месяцев назад

      Seriously the craziest part of all this. Like testosterone can technically influence your personality but not how these guys think it does. 90% of the things they're ascribing to being an "alpha male" have 0 to do w testosterone levels. Its literally just a chemical in your body, not a personality trait.

    • @idonotresidehere.5709
      @idonotresidehere.5709 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@jm1835 Sure but it's weird to gender all that and lot of these things they're talking about are just traditionally masculine things, not all of them are things that increase T.

    • @Jamesvh122
      @Jamesvh122 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@idonotresidehere.5709doing masculine things increases T. It's been studied. Racing cars, flying planes, driving boats, lifting weights, high pressure jobs, eating alot, sleeping well, controlling stress, and more sex. Yes all of these things affect T levels. Also time of day. It's always highest early in the morning.

  • @jordantaylorscaife588
    @jordantaylorscaife588 7 месяцев назад +9556

    Imagine if women cared this much about our estrogen. What a world that would be.

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 7 месяцев назад +724

      Right? But if we DID care, I have stage 4 endometriosis and therefore ALL THE ESTROGEN, MUAHAHA!!!
      😉

    • @ms42662
      @ms42662 7 месяцев назад +252

      I've been wondering if the reason men care so much is largely related to how we learn about the body
      Women have to learn so much about the biology but men learn more…”anatomically” (don't know if that's the right word)
      Even the way we learnt about bodies I feel like all the women focused classes were “this is how pregnancy works” whereas even the girls in my class were present for the full breakdown of men’s sexual organs (not to say we didn't cover the female anatomy but just seemed to be an unequal amount)
      I don't know, it's so dependent on where you were educated so it's probably a silly theory😅
      *This is simply a focus on sex and not gender, I just hate calling women “females” but in no way am I invalidating/dismissing/ignoring the lives and experiences of the trans/pan-gender community

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 7 месяцев назад +47

      @@ms42662in my school system, everyone was taught the same material, just separated by sex on different days and with different teachers answering the questions. After elementary school, they stopped separating kids for sex ed lessons entirely.
      Back to the original comment though, estrogen is very underrated and does important things for everyone.

    • @Lora_Beolab
      @Lora_Beolab 7 месяцев назад +79

      maybe it's all those scaring articles that say that testosterone levels are dropping every generation, regardless if true, it makes men worry about if they still have enough

    • @501Labs
      @501Labs 7 месяцев назад +54

      Id say women care about their looks at about the same level.... if not more

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB 7 месяцев назад +16557

    If you call yourself an alpha, I can 100% guarantee you're not an alpha.

    • @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107
      @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107 7 месяцев назад +628

      Nobody is, because it doesn’t exist.

    • @helenagackowska8398
      @helenagackowska8398 7 месяцев назад +27

      literally

    • @Pxpple
      @Pxpple 7 месяцев назад

      ^@@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107

    • @aaronkirby2938
      @aaronkirby2938 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107I haven't heard that take, please explain more, very interesting

    • @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107
      @bowl-of-chicken-soup7107 7 месяцев назад +287

      @@aaronkirby2938 the whole alpha thing came from a guy studying wolves, who said that one wolf was the alpha, or leader, and the rest would follow. The same guy did another study a few years later, where he realized he made a misunderstanding, and that alphas don’t actually exist at all. It was just the parents of the other wolves. Pretty much all wild life biologists have dropped the term since it doesn’t even exist in the wild.

  • @kat2533
    @kat2533 7 месяцев назад +175

    ain’t no way he said “i have better hair” 😭

  • @lz__9147
    @lz__9147 7 месяцев назад +400

    Sam is so hot. He's so chill and stoic and not obnoxious and loud about his masculinity. He just came to vibe

    • @catscats4427
      @catscats4427 4 месяца назад +69

      Literally he looks like a Disney prince

    • @shrijanagrg6853
      @shrijanagrg6853 3 месяца назад +34

      He’s definitely a hottie

    • @chimppower2748
      @chimppower2748 2 месяца назад +7

      @@catscats4427yeah he looks like Naveen

    • @lakinkandrick22
      @lakinkandrick22 2 месяца назад +13

      HES SO FINE.

    • @tarxan9907
      @tarxan9907 Месяц назад +9

      "im just a normal guy"

  • @dahlia6457
    @dahlia6457 7 месяцев назад +2860

    Them denying testosterone is tied to ego was so funny because I could visibly see their egos being bruised like multiple times throughout the video

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +39

      tbf that wasn't because of testosterone, it was because of insecurity

    • @drywall1263
      @drywall1263 7 месяцев назад +30

      Well i mean it seemed to have a reverse correlation, the most quiet had the highest testerone.

    • @dahlia6457
      @dahlia6457 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Random-sk6hm you’re right, i should have said that it is tied to ego specifically because of societal expectations

    • @dahlia6457
      @dahlia6457 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@drywall1263 you right

    • @OArchivesX
      @OArchivesX 7 месяцев назад +14

      The guy with 2000 T didn't care at all.. it's all mentality

  • @JackH_123
    @JackH_123 7 месяцев назад +3545

    there’s something funny about a 19 year old calling himself an alpha male

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +30

      It's even worse when it's a 15 year old

    • @awesxmeasfxck
      @awesxmeasfxck 7 месяцев назад +57

      i think it’s pretty clear he does not give a fuck and is playing around with them 😂😂😭

    • @tschulietta219
      @tschulietta219 7 месяцев назад +1

      I dont really get that though. You can be an Alpha Male as an adolescent. Why Not? I remember Alpha Males from my high school Times, didnt Matter that they were Not grown Up, they we're still leaders, confident and what Not.

    • @JackH_123
      @JackH_123 7 месяцев назад +42

      @@tschulietta219 being dominant among high schoolers doesn’t mean anything, “alpha males” (stupid fuckin concept) are formed through life experience and wisdom earned by effort. If you don’t have experience in life you cannot be a leader in any meaningful capacity

    • @JB-vo8bq
      @JB-vo8bq 7 месяцев назад

      ur just glazing lol
      @@awesxmeasfxck

  • @a.j.w9992
    @a.j.w9992 7 месяцев назад +76

    The guy with blue shirts hair is insane, why did he walk outside like that

  • @TheCardboardPizza
    @TheCardboardPizza 7 месяцев назад +132

    I wish they would end this with like a short science lesson on how testosterone works.

    • @jazmingarcia6566
      @jazmingarcia6566 11 дней назад

      That’s a really good idea, to make sure they’re not spreading any misconceptions

  • @Katniss777
    @Katniss777 7 месяцев назад +2185

    i dont think i'd ever be able to watch these without cody as a buffer

    • @garroncollins3775
      @garroncollins3775 7 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah fr. Imagine being there. It was terrible

    • @marymccoy7035
      @marymccoy7035 7 месяцев назад +27

      Ikr I love when Cody acts as a proton donator/acceptor to maintain our pH

    • @palya2307
      @palya2307 7 месяцев назад +8

      I still had to skip a few of the talking parts with the bodybuilder dude and drew like I couldnt stand them 😭

    • @maxwelleckelbarger2734
      @maxwelleckelbarger2734 7 месяцев назад

      @@marymccoy7035this is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen on one of his videos lmao

    • @selina9260
      @selina9260 7 месяцев назад

      Frr

  • @baileyweaver8164
    @baileyweaver8164 7 месяцев назад +3244

    The bearded guy was low key making fun of the short muscular dude the entire time 💀

    • @no.6377
      @no.6377 7 месяцев назад +273

      And I don't even think he got it, either.😂

    • @innitbruv-lascocomics9910
      @innitbruv-lascocomics9910 7 месяцев назад +52

      Damn. Every middle aged gay couple

    • @daniaza3625
      @daniaza3625 7 месяцев назад +145

      he said alpha way too many times to NOT make fun of him

    • @Sk8forsocks
      @Sk8forsocks 7 месяцев назад

      Which of them? there are two bearded dudes.

    • @baileyweaver8164
      @baileyweaver8164 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Sk8forsocks light blue shirt

  • @JalapenoBizniz
    @JalapenoBizniz 7 месяцев назад +237

    Used to work at a lab testing facility and handling complaints from the T Test clients was the worst. Mainly because having low T would be seen as an insult, instead of just ONE indicator of your levels and how they contribute to your overall health. Also, having high testosterone is not an indicator that you’re the manliest man, it could be something to talk to your doctor about lol

    • @pixiedust1999
      @pixiedust1999 7 месяцев назад +30

      Finally someone said it
      As a doctor it bothers the hell out of me when male clients get offended bc of low testosterone.

    • @luiseh5317
      @luiseh5317 7 месяцев назад +15

      Exactly! Im a woman with a testosterone level over 700 and im neither manly nor muscular… its just so wild to believe that one hormone will dictate what you do and how you do it …

    • @spermtheworm1180
      @spermtheworm1180 2 месяца назад

      @@luiseh5317are you hypersexual?

    • @Lauren-gf3vt
      @Lauren-gf3vt 24 дня назад +1

      @@luiseh5317 im sorry, but 700? im a woman with naturally high testosterone and my hormones run in range with women who have PCOS (who have naturally higher testosterone). the average range for a woman is about 15-70. Some studies have shown that the optimal range might be around 150-200 for a woman, but that's only with hormone replacement therapy. its a different case if you're mtf, in which case, im totally sorry for doubting you or trying to call you out, but there's just no possible way for a biological female to have that high of testosterone, so im a little bit confused

  • @ashknight6696
    @ashknight6696 7 месяцев назад +418

    measuring "alpha male"-ness by testosterone levels is like measuring "maternal"-ness by bra size. the men with the highest T will make the best fathers, and the women with the biggest boobs will make the best mothers. totally a realistic and scientific view of personality

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 6 месяцев назад +8

      Well, if we can do it with cows and best milk production, it's got to work with women and motherhood!!!

    • @amarie7572
      @amarie7572 4 месяца назад

      Honestly all I gathered from this video is that these gentlemen have absolutely zero clue what testosterone actually is or what functions it performs in the body. I wonder what would happen to their egos if they found out that women have testosterone too 🤣

    • @MrGuttinProductions
      @MrGuttinProductions 3 месяца назад +1

      That’s literally how men and women subconsciously choose partners

    • @ashknight6696
      @ashknight6696 3 месяца назад +19

      @@MrGuttinProductionsi'm a gay man and i'm not subconsciously looking for big breasts lol

    • @JBJMMA
      @JBJMMA 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ashknight6696 yeah that's because YOU'RE GAY, you would look for masculine features in a man, you wouldn't like a man with boobs

  • @alyssumflowers
    @alyssumflowers 7 месяцев назад +3171

    drew could possibly be one of the most insufferable people they’ve had on one of these shows gd

    • @michelledemotte7976
      @michelledemotte7976 7 месяцев назад +144

      he was so insufferable

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +435

      Idk why but for some reason I got the feeling that he was trolling the entire time. Like he doesn't actually believe in the alpha nonsense and was doing it as a joke cos he kept doing that sly cheeky smile after saying certain things

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 7 месяцев назад +211

      bro fr is the mayor of yapville

    • @amaiahperry
      @amaiahperry 7 месяцев назад +305

      Average 19 year old boy tbh

    • @Kayla-dr2zg
      @Kayla-dr2zg 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@Random-sk6hmTrue lolll

  • @bobdjt
    @bobdjt 7 месяцев назад +5716

    My doctors and I were very concerned about the white stuff coming out of my ears, glad to hear it is just the sign of a healthy Alpha Male! Thanks Cody & Ko

    • @spoperty4940
      @spoperty4940 7 месяцев назад +11

      CSF leak?

    • @Simonicity
      @Simonicity 7 месяцев назад

      @@spoperty4940CSF is clear

    • @lukalazarevic4837
      @lukalazarevic4837 7 месяцев назад +12

      Are you a westworld resident?

    • @wc123
      @wc123 7 месяцев назад +1

      Mine comes out of my penis but only when I watch Cody, is that normal?

    • @LiquidSwords007
      @LiquidSwords007 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@spoperty4940csf is clear, not white. It doesn't come out of ear unless there is head trauma

  • @chadlucier
    @chadlucier 6 месяцев назад +42

    "I got better hair" is a BOLD statement!

  • @supercreativeusername
    @supercreativeusername 7 месяцев назад +700

    i thought i was bisexual but these men are making me wonder if im actually a lesbian😭

    • @supercreativeusername
      @supercreativeusername 7 месяцев назад +88

      and they think the whole alpha male thing is soo hot and appealing to women when in reality it makes most of us physically cringe. its also literally not a real thing

    • @Hrod24
      @Hrod24 7 месяцев назад

      Not all guys are this douchey believe me . These are just a bunch of dorks

    • @talkingtochapri
      @talkingtochapri 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@supercreativeusernamethey know this isn't appealing to any women. A lot of these alpha males are gay. You can't convince me that the short guy and the weird-looking black guy are straight. That performance masculinity is for the validation of other males, very gay behavior to be honest 🤭💀

    • @shawnmurphy9245
      @shawnmurphy9245 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@supercreativeusernameI think they just takin the piss

    • @Babyperidot
      @Babyperidot 7 месяцев назад +4

      me too 😀

  • @_lemonade_4841
    @_lemonade_4841 7 месяцев назад +2604

    Ngl I love how they all called Drew out on saying leaders don't and shouldn't need help. Good to see the average person isn't that egotistical and recognizes what families, friends, and partners do for them.

    • @raeechil
      @raeechil 7 месяцев назад

      Yes! Was hoping someone chimed in on this, that mindset is lone wolf mindset. That'll make you crash and burn. You're not going to be the top of anything if you don't take advantage of the resources you have along your path. You have no empire if it's just you. You have an empty life with you and your ego.

    • @martophrenia
      @martophrenia 7 месяцев назад +39

      the dude is 19, so)

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 7 месяцев назад +142

      Kid's family is probably loaded. Rugged individualism is a myth all around but for sure I'm not taking any of that shit seriously from him.

    • @kvg3973
      @kvg3973 7 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@martophreniaWhat does age have to do with common sense? No one can make it on their own, that's just basic knowledge.

    • @humptusdumptus4123
      @humptusdumptus4123 7 месяцев назад +65

      @@kvg3973 because young kids are more inclined to want to do things/believe that they are capable of doing everything alone

  • @linkfan570
    @linkfan570 7 месяцев назад +3259

    It’s crazy to me that a CHEMICAL has been given an entire personality. Yes it can effect many aspects of a person’s life, but it’s not the determining factor. It’s reeks of insecurity.

    • @weedgoblinz
      @weedgoblinz 7 месяцев назад +16

      This!

    • @MichaelTurner856
      @MichaelTurner856 7 месяцев назад +7

      Is Correct!

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt 7 месяцев назад +63

      nah T makes a HUGE difference. drive, activity, muscle development, etc. like the dude on T said. he doesnt even get sore after pump. thats insane. T affects your entire MOOD and well being. of course its been personified. it directly affects you as a person. my stepdad has had super low T levels because of medications for his back, he started on medically prescribed T shots and hes an entirely different person.

    • @daniaza3625
      @daniaza3625 7 месяцев назад +198

      @@newp0rtwomen AND men have testosterone so no it shouldn’t become ur personality

    • @martyshwaartz971
      @martyshwaartz971 7 месяцев назад +111

      Next week: “Mother’s rank eachother by estrogen”

  • @LindsayDaly
    @LindsayDaly 7 месяцев назад +100

    The podcast host guy has way too much confidence.... and my god watching grown men unironically discuss what makes them 'alpha' is crazy

  • @santimulgosimms5730
    @santimulgosimms5730 7 месяцев назад +69

    A bunch of guys in a room arguing about who is the most alpha is honestly the most embarrassing unmanly thing I’ve ever seen🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @saintaura
      @saintaura 7 месяцев назад +5

      literally giving me the ick

    • @AmaO-pj8hj
      @AmaO-pj8hj 7 месяцев назад

      @@saintaurabiggest ick

  • @emilioolavarria-zo9ln
    @emilioolavarria-zo9ln 7 месяцев назад +2224

    It’s wild cuz if u put a British accent and nature sounds behind anything then you get a nature documentary.

    • @dirtbby
      @dirtbby 7 месяцев назад +81

      RUclips asked me if this comment was informative ofc I said yes

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +6

      RUclips asked if this comment was child-friendly and I said yes

    • @Kuchhh
      @Kuchhh 7 месяцев назад +3

      That’s how iconic David Attenborough is

  • @robbipellan7125
    @robbipellan7125 7 месяцев назад +6268

    To me, an Alpha is a man filled with insecurity, this proved it

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 7 месяцев назад +43

      No, that’s just men claiming to be an alpha. That’s not objectively what the term signifies if we’re trying to carry over the same aspects of what makes a non-human animal an alpha

    • @dawsonhewlett1919
      @dawsonhewlett1919 7 месяцев назад +269

      @@laptv2144 being alpha in the animal kingdom isn't even real. I'm sure you've heard by now that the original study of "alpha" wolves was immediately debunked by the researcher?

    • @Gihmpy
      @Gihmpy 7 месяцев назад +43

      The woman with lip fillers and painted on eyebrows talking about insecurities? Yikes

    • @Whoblewboobear
      @Whoblewboobear 7 месяцев назад +4

      EXACTLY

    • @ssjbargainsale
      @ssjbargainsale 7 месяцев назад +109

      My man really felt so called out he started throwing insults

  • @Coraokee
    @Coraokee 7 месяцев назад +49

    I'm so glad he mentioned the personal space thing... THAT BOTHERED ME SO MUCH. If he was being that weirdly close to me i would've physically pushed him away

    • @keylahjane6987
      @keylahjane6987 2 месяца назад

      same!! as someone who can’t handle people too close to me or touching me, i noticed it right away. i’d be so irritated if i were one of the guys he was hanging on

  • @alyssa01825
    @alyssa01825 7 месяцев назад +24

    the guy in the light blue sweater looks like flynn rider from tangled

  • @coffeepeals3936
    @coffeepeals3936 7 месяцев назад +246

    Dudes hair makes him look like a troll doll

    • @emkay2757
      @emkay2757 7 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 7 месяцев назад +5

      Bruh😂. I see the resemblance

    • @shanibunni194
      @shanibunni194 5 месяцев назад +8

      I was trying to figure out what was going on there lol

    • @claudiajeanpierre3098
      @claudiajeanpierre3098 4 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @NessiiBear
      @NessiiBear 3 месяца назад +12

      I scrolled WAY too far in these comments trying to find someone talking about his hair. He looks like he had wet hair and got stuck in a wind storm. So confused by his choice in hairstyle 😅

  • @Sasha-gc8vv
    @Sasha-gc8vv 7 месяцев назад +799

    There is nothing less "alpha" than trying to prove you are one

  • @gracewisdom9746
    @gracewisdom9746 7 месяцев назад +27

    Cody acting modest and normal as if he hasn’t run an IRONMAN???

  • @mojaslatt
    @mojaslatt 6 месяцев назад +20

    Percy's barber got him fucked up 😂

  • @MilesToGoGo
    @MilesToGoGo 7 месяцев назад +719

    I will never get over the satisfaction of the loudest, most cocky person in the group inevitably being ranked last ❤

    • @dawsonhewlett1919
      @dawsonhewlett1919 7 месяцев назад +66

      fr, imagine the first thing you do is take off ur shirt as if that has anything to do with testosterone

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo 7 месяцев назад +39

      @@dawsonhewlett1919 it’s just because he’s cutting !!! I swear normally it’s soooooooo high pls bro 😩

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 7 месяцев назад

      😌😌 so perfect

    • @sandmand4036
      @sandmand4036 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@MilesToGoGo It is because he is cutting though. And he is still somehow in the healthy range while cutting which is absolutely great. A lot of people during a bodybuilding cut will go into dangerously low test levels that has a host of problems.

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo 7 месяцев назад

      @@sandmand4036 shut up

  • @Michael-jq5pf
    @Michael-jq5pf 7 месяцев назад +615

    All it would take to win this episode is to go up there and not say a single word the entire time. The banter and arguing about whos more manly is goofy

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 7 месяцев назад +93

      That’s essentially what the mustache guy in yellow and bearded guy in blue both did

    • @TheRighteousDawn
      @TheRighteousDawn 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@laptv2144He would still be top even without the gear no doubt.

  • @alexreynoso2564
    @alexreynoso2564 7 месяцев назад +11

    the fact garrison has more test then all of them COMBINED is insane

  • @neverforgetjubjub
    @neverforgetjubjub 7 месяцев назад +33

    It was nice to see a couple of them get humbled. Life is easier when you're humble.

  • @Iknowitswrong
    @Iknowitswrong 7 месяцев назад +607

    Buff dude seemed a little insecure ironically 🤣

    • @groundedinsunshine3848
      @groundedinsunshine3848 7 месяцев назад

      He’s got little man syndrome.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 7 месяцев назад +110

      It's not ironic tbh. Folks like that often are projecting

    • @bece00
      @bece00 7 месяцев назад +115

      Half the time the reason they try so hard to be muscular is because they are DEEPLY insecure

    • @solm.6184
      @solm.6184 7 месяцев назад +52

      @@bece00def because he’s short lol

    • @likemysnopp
      @likemysnopp 7 месяцев назад

      yeah and the only reason you go to the job, put on make up, buyy any clothes at all, eat anything, breathe even.. is because you are DEEEEEEEEEEPLY insecure@@bece00

  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 7 месяцев назад +776

    men who think alpha/beta males are a thing and let that dictate their personalities are arguably worse than women who talk about their zodiac sign. because how are u gonna laugh at someone for saying they're an aries and turn around and say "yeah im actually an alpha with sigma tendencies, and i cant stand betas" you look so much goofier than those women bro

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 7 месяцев назад +102

      Fully agree. For me, I generally find "alpha bros" far more cringe than any "astrology girl." At least astrology girls usually get into their whole personality system so that they can better understand themselves and others and then use that to figure out how to get along with others better as well as form and maintain more effective relationships. Alpha bros often get into their whole personality system so that they can come up with ways to argue why they are superior to everyone else around them and therefore have the right to dominate others or put other people down, while making everything into a d*ck measuring contest.

    • @shrigga5089
      @shrigga5089 7 месяцев назад

      ITS NOT JUST ABKUT THE ALPHA ITS THE CONNOTATION AS BEING GOOD PERSON AND ATHLETIC AND A LEADER AND BETA BEING A WEAK FAT LOSER ANYONE CAN BECONE ONE OF THEM IM 13 AND IM STILL KIND OF BETA BUTBIM TRYING TO BECONE ALPHA I PROBABLY HAVE HIGHER T JUST BECAUSE IM ATHLETIC AND HAVE DRIVE YOU IDIOT

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +34

      I can't wait for the day one of these guys turns around and says ''sorry I can't date you cos I'm an omega male and we're not compatible''

    • @sheeremthefirst
      @sheeremthefirst 7 месяцев назад +23

      Hey theres nothing wrong with zodiacs man, as long as you're not using them to instill superiority among your peers (which on the other hand, we see a lot with this alpha mindset stuff) /gen

    • @apallo.11
      @apallo.11 7 месяцев назад +17

      @sheeremthefirst agree. i myself am into zodiacs. not that i believe it, i just think its interesting to think about.

  • @jisellcamarena4610
    @jisellcamarena4610 7 месяцев назад +24

    This was such a tough watch. I don’t think I could ever watch this alone if Cody wasn’t reacting.

  • @ShammrockGaming
    @ShammrockGaming 3 месяца назад +10

    "swimming in the T," makes me so uncomfortable.

  • @brendino
    @brendino 7 месяцев назад +378

    drew: "to be an alpha means you don't need other people to help you and you don't need other people"
    *is actively living with his mommy and is actively needing his parents' help* BIG ALPHA ENERGY

    • @awesxmeasfxck
      @awesxmeasfxck 7 месяцев назад +17

      i’m sorry but from his vibe the ENTIRE video, how could you not tell he doesn’t care and was just saying words 😂😂

    • @lakinkandrick22
      @lakinkandrick22 2 месяца назад +3

      He’s 19

  • @Skiman__
    @Skiman__ 7 месяцев назад +955

    That 19 year old is exactly what people picture when you say “alpha male”, a yapper. He’s got 10k, prolly daddy’s money invested and thinks he’s hot shit.
    The dude with the beard was prolly the most balanced out of them

    • @su0la
      @su0la 7 месяцев назад +131

      fr 😭 that guy with the beard looked chill af

    • @no.6377
      @no.6377 7 месяцев назад +196

      @@su0la bearded guy just seemed so secure with himself. Mario mustache dude seemed very calm too.
      The yapper was *highkey* annoying , throwing shade at all these dudes due to age of all things. And height. And daddy's money.

    • @naomi9449
      @naomi9449 7 месяцев назад

      @@no.6377drew was doing a tad and a bit much.

    • @mosalad7176
      @mosalad7176 7 месяцев назад

      Ya that kid sucked

    • @fionna909
      @fionna909 7 месяцев назад +22

      A yapper 😂 exactly

  • @MlSTERSANDMAN
    @MlSTERSANDMAN 7 месяцев назад +14

    'I gotta better hair tho' no shot he said that looking like he was part of a failed science experiment explosion.

  • @MikeJ4196
    @MikeJ4196 7 месяцев назад +36

    I'm a trans guy so I'm familiar with T levels and the guy in the 1st spot most likely injected just before his test to inflate his levels. I was briefly at 1200 I did feel a bit super saiyan but there are other health risks that come with being that high so I dropped my dosage down and sit at about 600

    • @CluelessEngineer
      @CluelessEngineer 2 месяца назад +4

      yea 1200 is too high. and based on his physique he def shoots test

    • @brianforrester9670
      @brianforrester9670 Месяц назад

      I made the same observation. 1200 is at the top end of normal. To be in the 2000s, you are 99.9% taking endogenous testosterone. In fact, the standard Testosterone test won't register above 1500.

  • @ajknote3347
    @ajknote3347 7 месяцев назад +3916

    As a gay man, I take great pride in being able to immediately order them correctly. Is this a new power?

    • @neussd8752
      @neussd8752 7 месяцев назад +631

      new gay-dar power just dropped

    • @monicaisreallycool3904
      @monicaisreallycool3904 7 месяцев назад +219

      as a woman I literally got them all right too lol spot on

    • @Sahbab11
      @Sahbab11 7 месяцев назад +105

      As a straight man I’m a straight man that’s a straight man

    • @Allthingsvadya
      @Allthingsvadya 7 месяцев назад +20

      homosexuality is a sin, brother

    • @veer9423
      @veer9423 7 месяцев назад +233

      ​@@Allthingsvadyayou are a sin, my brother

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 7 месяцев назад +752

    i can’t even imagine labeling myself an ‘alpha-male’ unironically, blows my mind

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +7

      I can't wait for the day one of these guys turns around and says ''sorry I can't date you cos I'm an omega male and we're not compatible''

    • @zTeaTheCoffee
      @zTeaTheCoffee 7 месяцев назад +4

      the funniest part is youd only be labeled as an alpha by yourself or another self-proclaimed alpha. it's so cringe, they're worse than horoscope people

    • @ona512
      @ona512 6 месяцев назад +2

      unus 🫵

  • @nene3554
    @nene3554 7 месяцев назад +15

    “no i like being skinny” the troye sivan print yesss

  • @ellad4722
    @ellad4722 7 месяцев назад +17

    IM SO GLAD YOU MENTIONED HOW CLOSE THAT ALT BOY WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE BODY BUILDER

  • @rosec.2508
    @rosec.2508 7 месяцев назад +67

    The guy with the beard looks like the male lead in a romance book. OMG HES GORGEOUS

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington 7 месяцев назад +503

    as his peer, that 19 yo kid was a little unbearable lmao. like if he was joking it wasn't that funny and then sometimes i was like wait is he even joking.

    • @solm.6184
      @solm.6184 7 месяцев назад +18

      he definitely was joking lol he’s just a very nonchalant joker

    • @alaskawashington
      @alaskawashington 7 месяцев назад +63

      @@solm.6184 like i thought so but then during sections where he was theoretically actually explaining things i was like oh maybe he's just an idiot

    • @srose1088
      @srose1088 7 месяцев назад

      Well, I figure if he wasn't funny and it sounds dumb, he was dumb ether way.

    • @vanessa0111
      @vanessa0111 7 месяцев назад

      That kid was such a dick lol he was so not joking

    • @moredcaicyrus2826
      @moredcaicyrus2826 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@solm.6184hes not joking at all

  • @sabah10ify
    @sabah10ify 7 месяцев назад +7

    The yellow dude was surprisingly very calm and normal for a person swimming in an enormous amount of T

  • @silvanamanea7237
    @silvanamanea7237 7 месяцев назад +37

    wait is cody actually a doctor???

  • @jendippity4213
    @jendippity4213 7 месяцев назад +485

    When you catch it fresh with 12 views

  • @LookingGlass1865
    @LookingGlass1865 7 месяцев назад +162

    They have the whole ego vs. confidence thing flipped. Ego is ranking yourself above 5 other guys and saying you're better than them. Confidence is not needing to do that.

  • @joshdykes630
    @joshdykes630 7 месяцев назад +6

    Drew yappin bro. When you’re 28 you realize how short 19 was away

  • @dannayi3617
    @dannayi3617 7 месяцев назад +17

    With Cody a doctor and Noel a therapist, I’m sure to live a long life 😄

  • @Michael-jq5pf
    @Michael-jq5pf 7 месяцев назад +48

    "alright hanging cross earring"
    took the words directly from my mouth sir

  • @jessicatgrowl7614
    @jessicatgrowl7614 7 месяцев назад +85

    Sam looks like he could be a Disney prince honestly.

  • @rebeccasavidge374
    @rebeccasavidge374 7 месяцев назад

    this is literally my fav video of cody's ever and i don't know why. i've watched it like 5 times and laugh every single damn time

  • @beefortebrea9386
    @beefortebrea9386 7 месяцев назад +9

    An "alpha" is just a responsible dog-dad taking care of his kids. So what they REALLY should have been doing is judging each other's ability to be a responsible dad.

  • @blobfishplaysroblox4086
    @blobfishplaysroblox4086 7 месяцев назад +704

    I'm preparing myself to see Cody have fun again (seriously, who's letting him?)

    • @stacysdad7
      @stacysdad7 7 месяцев назад +26

      I swear to God if he has fun, I'm gonna lose it.

    • @technowrath1897
      @technowrath1897 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +2

      Every time I see him having fun my heart fills with immeasurable anger

  • @jonehret6221
    @jonehret6221 7 месяцев назад +265

    There was such an age and mentality gap between all the guys and the 19 y.o. kid. The amount of times he said "that's crazy" was too much. He also talked about alpha male stuff the same way you see all these tiktok guys and podcasters whose entire persona is being "alpha".

    • @awesxmeasfxck
      @awesxmeasfxck 7 месяцев назад

      bc he doesn’t care the way they do? bc he’s a kid? all he knows about this stupid alpha stuff is from tiktok so he’s just saying words to get him through the video. How are all of you this blind??? he doesn’t give a fuck 😭

  • @kitkat3069
    @kitkat3069 7 месяцев назад

    The edits at the very end of the video keep getting better and better - just the most unhinged photos of Cody

  • @amylovesplaguedjeans9776
    @amylovesplaguedjeans9776 7 месяцев назад +5

    the skinny dude reminds me of ryan from the office 😭😭😭

  • @WillyDilly297
    @WillyDilly297 7 месяцев назад +554

    Cody needs to be on National Geographic, he could call it rational geographic

  • @Noodlyk18
    @Noodlyk18 7 месяцев назад +228

    It's so fucking hilarious that they were basically ranking each other based on random things because you just can't really tell, but still almost nailed it lmao. I think the only obvious ones were the guy cutting for a show should always be last, and the guy on cycle should obviously be first.

    • @chowmein151
      @chowmein151 7 месяцев назад +44

      Stocks somehow being related to testosterone cracked me up

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +25

      How did they manage to link financial assets to biological testosterone 😭

    • @justforcomments3155
      @justforcomments3155 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Random-sk6hmlmao yeah that was hilarious - they clearly have no clear concept of what the testosterone hormone really is if they think stocks and bonds are somehow a good indicator of it😂

    • @mea2429
      @mea2429 7 месяцев назад +3

      honestly the guy who was cutting must have straight-up lied at the end about "seeing it coming" like dude you were claiming high rankings the entire time and acting like your high T levels aren't even in question..... and conveniently didn't mention that you were cutting until someone directly asked. like what.

  • @ohreally1997
    @ohreally1997 5 месяцев назад +7

    that short king is basically alpha cosplaying with the dangly cross earring 💀💀💀

  • @chrispyy99
    @chrispyy99 7 месяцев назад +5

    it feels so good when Cody switches sides and realizes the kid was creeping up on the bodybuilder and not the other way around.

  • @ellabamford9282
    @ellabamford9282 7 месяцев назад +75

    theres no doubt in my mind the 19 year old was standing that close to the shorter muscular guy to show the height difference

    • @SofiaAgnew
      @SofiaAgnew 7 месяцев назад +9

      I thought it was so that he’s not out of frame in the shot

  • @thatalchemistlady
    @thatalchemistlady 7 месяцев назад +86

    Dude with muscles was straight up arguing with a teenager

  • @ryanrodriguez5832
    @ryanrodriguez5832 7 месяцев назад +5

    The napoleon complex with the lil guy with the muscles was crazy 😂

  • @theeohh
    @theeohh 7 месяцев назад +6

    Was not expecting this to be such a hard watch

  • @ilana10112
    @ilana10112 7 месяцев назад +279

    The man in the blue shirt is absolutely beautiful, disney prince level 😮

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 7 месяцев назад +42

      Right??? I don't need a chart from your endocrinologist to determine if you're hot.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 7 месяцев назад +26

      Yes!! I commented elsewhere that Sam is the alpha of my heart lol

    • @joshuabaird2964
      @joshuabaird2964 7 месяцев назад

      @ilana10112 dude I thought you meant dark blue shirt and I was like what fucking princess?!? Dude looks like Moanas meth cousin.

    • @erenistv
      @erenistv 7 месяцев назад

      @@shannonceleste5557 hes a comedian on tiktoker right?? i swear i recognize him from somewhere

    • @anna.owo.
      @anna.owo. 7 месяцев назад +14

      The guy in the blue? He is kinda cute i guess but not Disney style, except if you mean light blue/ off white, he is very attractive

  • @loganbegalka
    @loganbegalka 7 месяцев назад +41

    That lack of personal space was stressing me out.

    • @Megasaurusify
      @Megasaurusify 7 месяцев назад +2

      And he kept talking tiny little steps and getting even closer 😂

  • @bellasmith4148
    @bellasmith4148 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just finished working 12 hours on an assignment and clicked onto youtube being like please i hope there’s a cody video, and there was 😍

  • @fn941
    @fn941 7 месяцев назад +8

    cody definitely made that podcast host joke initially, and then afterwards it clicked in his head that he is in fact a podcast host.

  • @pinkpunther
    @pinkpunther 7 месяцев назад +68

    Drew seems like hes doing his best Noah Centineo impression

  • @HalfCapHilg
    @HalfCapHilg 7 месяцев назад +919

    The funny part is bald people usually have higher testosterone than people with hair

    • @jbrandona119
      @jbrandona119 7 месяцев назад +87

      taking testosterone also will make you bald earlier if you’re genetically predisposed to it so that’s true in a couple ways.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 7 месяцев назад

      testerone will simultaneously give you more hair and make u go bald earlier

    • @urbancrafttechnologies9204
      @urbancrafttechnologies9204 7 месяцев назад +9

      Well Im balding geneticaly, so yaaay . . .fk my life . . . jk

    • @inessant1559
      @inessant1559 7 месяцев назад +1

      What? Why?

    • @gabegabriel9288
      @gabegabriel9288 7 месяцев назад +28

      Some people don't convert a lot of test into DHT, and likewise some people are not very sensitive to DHT. So even if their test and hence DHT were high, they might never bald. Also some people are very DHT sensitive and can very low t and still experience hair loss.

  • @breakitdownbarneystyle508
    @breakitdownbarneystyle508 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great ending Cody, just fabulous

  • @mea2429
    @mea2429 7 месяцев назад +4

    dude the color of cody's sweater is doing wonders for him. his eyes look so nice bro

  • @jadethegemme
    @jadethegemme 7 месяцев назад +839

    why do people keep letting Cody have fun 🙄 GUYS WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!!

    • @azul9655
      @azul9655 7 месяцев назад +7

      Stoppp this is the most re-used and boring af joke ever!! And everyone keeps reposting it nobody has one ounce of creativity. It's the equivalent of the old man joke that already died thank god.

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 7 месяцев назад +47

      @@azul9655 Finally the party pooper has arrived, Cody had been having fun again. Where have you been?

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@azul9655 This wouldn't be as popular if Cody himself didn't say it in every video lately. And unlike the old jokes, he's actually encouraging it.

    • @SSSN17
      @SSSN17 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@azul9655 We have been having fun for a while now, where have you been?

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@azul9655 Stop pooping all over my party

  • @MS-ib4xu
    @MS-ib4xu 7 месяцев назад +74

    I mean, Drew's voice should have been kind of a giveaway that he isn't really swimming in the T.

  • @danielknower4774
    @danielknower4774 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dude this is one of the funniest Jubilee videos i've seen from you Cody. "C*m spraying out the exhaust pipe" lmao

  • @exoticgingerale9958
    @exoticgingerale9958 7 месяцев назад +86

    As a trans guy, this video is fucking hilarious to me. I literally get called a woman every day because I like being a adrogonous (masc leaning tho) and sometimes some lovely slurs and still have to push on. Meanwhile these guys probably cry themselves to sleep if someone even aludes to them being a beta.

  • @JExxhehe
    @JExxhehe 7 месяцев назад +162

    Funny how shorty in the red shirt refused to move down when the others were clearly more alpha than him

    • @fionna909
      @fionna909 7 месяцев назад +43

      And he said he “expected” it to be low after the results were revealed too 🙄 ego so big even when he knew it was low

    • @coltrv
      @coltrv 7 месяцев назад

      You’re just as bad as them

    • @501Labs
      @501Labs 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@fionna909 He didnt expect shit... that statement was a defense mechanism

    • @gvd72
      @gvd72 7 месяцев назад

      Damn why go after his height?

    • @ColemanBornAgain
      @ColemanBornAgain 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@gvd72wasn’t about height. It was about his demeanor.

  • @cyanbenavides1d
    @cyanbenavides1d 7 месяцев назад +313

    Watching this makes me realize how very unserious and unrealistic men are about themselves

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 7 месяцев назад +3

      But they’re acting like it’s so serious

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think this describes men like them perfectly

    • @doogus8728
      @doogus8728 7 месяцев назад

      your hormones are kinda important and are responsible for much of your personality and biology so yk

    • @RaionOwO
      @RaionOwO 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@doogus8728 Personality..................... no. They can effect your mood, sure. But these guys in the video were taking it over the fucking top.

    • @doogus8728
      @doogus8728 7 месяцев назад

      @@RaionOwO er.. bro..
      20-60% of personality is genetic. hormones affect how you display your emotions (your personality). and they are genetic.
      a man with less testosterone will therefore be less angry at any given moment and a man with more testosterone, as an example. testosterone and oestrogen are linked to every single emotion.

  • @Mw3SwagZone
    @Mw3SwagZone 7 месяцев назад

    I was waiting for you to say something about the personal space it was bothering the hell out of me 😂

  • @brennanesposito827
    @brennanesposito827 7 месяцев назад

    This is amazing content , thank you 🫶

  • @froufroudeluxe
    @froufroudeluxe 7 месяцев назад +56

    It’s always the guys that rank themselves first that end up last lmfao

  • @Dr_Dingle
    @Dr_Dingle 7 месяцев назад +68

    2,182?! Pondering that for a second is literally terrifying. That dude is a monster

    • @mrmrshudson9142
      @mrmrshudson9142 7 месяцев назад +9

      ik and its like 5 times more than the last guy

    • @brianforrester9670
      @brianforrester9670 Месяц назад +1

      A T level above 1500 is almost certainly due to giving yourself shots.

  • @akuababez
    @akuababez 7 месяцев назад

    jubilee can’t keep getting away with these videos

  • @cerhfhrow4122
    @cerhfhrow4122 3 месяца назад +2

    It's funny that dudes who say they are "alphas" and only one guy had natural above avg test

  • @a.r.mproductions5616
    @a.r.mproductions5616 7 месяцев назад +31

    Sam and Garrons faces when the bounty hunter said what he’s job was. They got so excited it was so cute! 😂

  • @sabi_is_a_ghost
    @sabi_is_a_ghost 7 месяцев назад +680

    Men’s obsession with testosterone and masculinity is so bizarre

    • @coltrv
      @coltrv 7 месяцев назад +18

      I am a straight man who doesn’t care about these things so everyone just assumes I’m gay

    • @501Labs
      @501Labs 7 месяцев назад +20

      women's obsession with youth and beauty is so bizarre...

    • @BilalBilal-xc5mc
      @BilalBilal-xc5mc 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@501Labs That's true. Both men and women have their own issues.

    • @Ferrant621
      @Ferrant621 7 месяцев назад +3

      The obsession with PROJECTING an image of testosterone is really weird because it doesn’t mean anything, but testosterone itself seems to be a pretty good thing. Most people in general experience quality of life improvements including better sleep, confidence, mental sharpness, and improved mood. That’s not even counting the obvious physical benefits. Actually BEING high testosterone is pretty sweet, but that applies to both men and women.

    • @ThickRedPaste
      @ThickRedPaste 7 месяцев назад

      @@coltrvsame tbh

  • @anatosic480
    @anatosic480 7 месяцев назад +41

    This is like watching every male stereotype come to life lol

  • @shalaylaalice228
    @shalaylaalice228 7 месяцев назад

    Look mate I’ve been watching your videos for YEARS I’ve gotten mates, ex boyfriends 😂, family and coworkers into this shit! And they all love it! I just seriously think you need an Aussie in a video we have your sense of humour all over lmao! ❤🎉