I was supposed to upload this on April 1st Then some things happened, including but not limited to going to a surprise funeral and getting in a car accident, but ultimately I decided that it's even funnier to release an April 1st video on the 3rd
Most of those signs were my doing. Honestly spent way longer than reasonable and feel kinda guilty for pushing myself into Dosh's sightline so much. hope I didn't get on his nerves.
that would be quite funny. I honestly can't tell if he is the type of person to get mad at new players for doing something wrong a hundred times or if he would be super chill like usual.
Would kill to see this. Only people who have launched one rocket, that way they'll have come up with lots of bad habbits to drive him insane with. Muhaha.
Yeah Izzy placed that sign and I made a whole bunch of random stuff. Sassxolotl was responsible for all the lube clocks, the server is still up, and there's a 1000 spm megabase there now, and those lube clocks are well over 3 million times crafted
Technically, he was breathing (and even talking) so no, this is an impossible challenge for a living human. We need to wait until someone automates the run that would start exact moment when they die.
Hey dosh just wanted to thank you. I've started learning coding and what got me on the path was your video's on factorio circuit networks. Keep up the good content :)
This was so much fun, thanks for putting it together! I too was groaning at many of the decisions being made, but my attempts to direct the ant colony were... Less than successful. At least I had full creative control over the mall!
What scared me is that I saw the video and though "Oh dear, he's going to start with the recursive blueprints mod and a bot start mod, create a blueprint setup that self-expands, moves him around, and finds resources like some kind of grotesque iron amoeba using him as the starting roboport and container." Then I forgot what day it was for. But now that I've said that...👉👈
"Please don't misplace Dosh, we only have one" it the most wholesome full realization of this nightmare factory of a channel possible. Actually incredible.
RIP Nexusuxen. First of the interlopers to be killed by a locomotive. His generosity, comradery, and ingenuity were surpassed only by his intense lust for anthropomorphic otters. He will be missed.
I love when creators get tonnes of people in games like factorio and just let them do their thing, I can only imagine how much giggling was going on in the discord call while thy were belting you around everywhere!!!
Maybe they were so annoyied by Dosh that they made an entire factory and shoved him into a rocket just for get rid of him... We will never know the rituals of this strange colony of engeneers...
That ant reference made me think that you are the queen ant. It makes sense, ants move the queen ant around and do everything around the queen ant. Thanks for 379 likes. I shall now bestow cursed knowledge upon you. The loading symbol on PC is called a throbber. Have a nice day :)
Sincerely, this may be the most important video you have ever made. It is important because what it says about humans, that often cliche phrase from Dunn that "no man is an island". Last week i was 51/50'ed because i spoke too truthfully during a therapist appointment, and watching this video begrudgingly reminds me to build my support network, which is hard since i have zero friends. Still, if you can beat Factorio with no inputs, maybe i can find a way forward if i can summon forth a single action at a time, as inadequate as that feels.
Hey! Thanks for the shoutout! I also have a second series where I do it without walking at all, not even to pick up the plates from the spaceship wreck (except for that one time I got stuck on a cliff... I could have unstuck myself with a locomotive but didn't think of it at the time).
Saw the title and thought this was going to be a whole playthrough with one of those gray goo factories that build themselves, got really excited because those videos always end too early, and I want a long one
@@SMG-vx3mu the factories that scan near by chunks to determine what it needs at that moment then auto builds blueprints and hook’s everything up to the network usually with a standard train grid
Thanks for the Cogmind coverage, Dosh. Similarly to you, I tried the game ages ago and bounced back, but your video convinced me to give it another shot and I've fell in love since.
Alright Dosh, I think I have watched nearly all your videos now. Factorio is how I found you, but your other videos are top tier as well. Great editing, the split of facts / info / history / dark humor tie it all together. Need more, but keep it up great videos, great content
New DoshDoshington video get released Me: "Can't wait to watch this new challenge video while I relax for an hour" Video is only 10 minutes me: "That's illegal"
After reading the pinned comment, just wanted to say that I am grateful for your content. You always bring a smile to my face and the others :) While I can’t support you monthly I do think that I have some bucks for one of favourite RUclipsrs. I wish you all the best.
"Stop moving me with belts! I'm not an iron plate, damn it!" "Now they're putting me on a belt carousel" have you tried being less smeltable and conveyable?
Thanks Dosh, having a rough moment tonight and glad to have your video to get through it. Hope things go better on your side, too. Life can suck sometimes.
Indeed. I took a couple minutes to (unironically) pray for you just now, friend who I've never met. I asked God to reach you when you are and give you a glimpse of who he is, and that it'd give you a fresh perspective on whatever crap is going on these days (and/or has been going on for too many days). No word of a lie, a couple hours ago my wife asked me when I would travel to if I had a time machine and I said, "Back to before my friend committed suicide to that I could let him know how much he meant to all of us, and to Jesus." I hope you're nowhere remotely close to that level of hopelessness, but I wanted to reach out regardless. Jesus loves you! You're not forgotten!
I love this content! You do so much for us! Thank you. As a patron, i should should join in, but im happy just to help bring these to life, even though my contributions are minimal
i was not expecting this video even after reading the title, even after realizing the length, this is very good. love you vids! Hope you are okay! Sorry for your loss.
All i can say is that i found your channel through this video, great content but u managed to beat factorio without even moving and i'm here, stuck in 180h+ in the game without beating it even once, not even close tbh.
I'm down for some lighthearted runs like this, especially when the average run feels like 'I spent 235 hours slamming my head into a concrete wall'. Plus the sponsorship, it's kind of a necessary evil, as long as you don't sell your soul to shadow legends or better help you'll be good.
I was supposed to upload this on April 1st
Then some things happened, including but not limited to going to a surprise funeral and getting in a car accident, but ultimately I decided that it's even funnier to release an April 1st video on the 3rd
I am sorry for your loss, and thank you for the "content"
shit dude be careful an my condolences! love you stuff
sorry about that, sounds like a bad chain of events. i hope it all works out
Funeral?
Love the “please don’t misplace dosh, we only have one (for now)” sign
reminds me of the time i found a player duplication bug due to a couple mods.
Most of those signs were my doing.
Honestly spent way longer than reasonable and feel kinda guilty for pushing myself into Dosh's sightline so much. hope I didn't get on his nerves.
@@Jeff_the_HoboI appreciated them!
@@Jeff_the_Hoboconsidering how far he was zoomed out, I'm pretty sure he didn't mind
What timestamp is it at? I didn't see it.
“I am not an iron plate damn it!” -Iron plate 2024
I am become STEEL!
He isn't an iron plate, he is a copper plate.
He is not the iron plate! He's a very Lazy Bastard!
Now its time for someone to hack this channel and change the name to Iron Plate
Only an iron plate denies his divinity! He is the iron plate!
"The events of this run will canonically precede the events of Krastorio 2+Space Exploration run"
"Perhaps another seablock run is in due, in the account of his keyboard and mouse being there."
You mean K2+SE+VeryBZ
@rollcat why not chuck in pyanadons as well? And then, with that vile brew, let's mix it all up with the randomizer. Mmmmmm, tasty sludge.
I actually saw rauiguard on the maintainer of K2
On this game I mean
Having a dosh belt on the main bus is a next level flex
...You know, I'd be down to see Dosh do a Project Manager run: No blueprints, and nothing but Discord to tell some beginners what to do.
I'm down to be a part of something like this, I have only played like 70 hours and am awful at the game lol
Ditto!
that would be quite funny. I honestly can't tell if he is the type of person to get mad at new players for doing something wrong a hundred times or if he would be super chill like usual.
Great idea !
Would kill to see this. Only people who have launched one rocket, that way they'll have come up with lots of bad habbits to drive him insane with. Muhaha.
"please don't misplace Dosh, we only have one (for now)"
Yeah Izzy placed that sign and I made a whole bunch of random stuff. Sassxolotl was responsible for all the lube clocks, the server is still up, and there's a 1000 spm megabase there now, and those lube clocks are well over 3 million times crafted
@@lebothegizebo y'all really decided that it wasn't enough and went to 1000spm, mad respect
@@kittyshippercavegirl we would have went more but I'm pretty sure we've lost the will to play now
The real goal of Factorio is Dosh-automation.
1:46 is the moment when the alt key was pressed making this run invalid
YOU SAW NOTHING
WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST THE ALT KEY, DONT LIKE KNOWING WHERE YOUR SHITS GOING?
He also zoomed out after creating the world, which makes it a mouse input during the run. Disqualified.
And zoomed in while waiting for the rocket to finish.
This video is nothing but lies >:(
Technically, he was breathing (and even talking) so no, this is an impossible challenge for a living human.
We need to wait until someone automates the run that would start exact moment when they die.
You come into MY SAVE
Mine MY ORES
And call ME AND ENGINEER?
Hey dosh just wanted to thank you. I've started learning coding and what got me on the path was your video's on factorio circuit networks. Keep up the good content :)
Welcome to the wild world of machinomancy
@@DoshDoshington i love commanding the stones
May the Omnissiah bless your code 🙏
All hail the Almighty rubber ducky
@@DoshDoshington Hell Yeah. A Wizard put Lightning into Sand, and now You can tell the Sand what to think about. It's wild.
This was so much fun, thanks for putting it together! I too was groaning at many of the decisions being made, but my attempts to direct the ant colony were... Less than successful. At least I had full creative control over the mall!
Always it was alot of fun, lookin' forward to next time
That was amazing what you guys done there! :D
"I threw my mouse and keyboard into the ocean for this"
Hopefully alongside your car batteries
as it should be of course
Saying that after he got into a car accident is indeed wild.
How else do electric eels get their charge
@@Drayp33pers oh that makes sense actually
Someone gotta change the eels
What scared me is that I saw the video and though "Oh dear, he's going to start with the recursive blueprints mod and a bot start mod, create a blueprint setup that self-expands, moves him around, and finds resources like some kind of grotesque iron amoeba using him as the starting roboport and container."
Then I forgot what day it was for.
But now that I've said that...👉👈
That's how the singularity happens.
Humans need not apply
God I'm laughing so hard at the Rick Astley machine playing all its notes at once
I'm trying not to suffocate, I've rewound that part like 4 times now
7:44, FYI.
Pretty sure I heard this in Sealed Vessel OST
And also how he "mutes" it at 8:50 hahah
rickroll 100% speedrun WR 0:01
I find it enjoyable that you got raiguard in the game. Factorio dev and author of a lot of QOL mods like rate calculator.
And K2! (not the original creator but still the current main dev afaik)
"Please don't misplace Dosh, we only have one" it the most wholesome full realization of this nightmare factory of a channel possible. Actually incredible.
(for now)
RIP Nexusuxen. First of the interlopers to be killed by a locomotive. His generosity, comradery, and ingenuity were surpassed only by his intense lust for anthropomorphic otters. He will be missed.
Absolute riveting gameplay! I especially love the spot where you did stuff and things!
LIES! At no point did he do any stuff or things!
That would violate the rules of the challenge. :)
hmm... I smell a Sl1pg8r fan... perhaps my nose is off tho, it's a common enough phrase I guess.
I love when creators get tonnes of people in games like factorio and just let them do their thing, I can only imagine how much giggling was going on in the discord call while thy were belting you around everywhere!!!
cursed statue gains a cult following and is propelled into space was not the dosh video i expect for april fools, but it somehow fits perfectly
Maybe they were so annoyied by Dosh that they made an entire factory and shoved him into a rocket just for get rid of him...
We will never know the rituals of this strange colony of engeneers...
My question is: how'd they get him into the rocket? Or did he "cheat", and still have a way to hit return? 🤔
@@DavidLindes I guarantee he got in it manually, and just cut the footage to make it look like he was forced in. Movie magic, folks.
That ant reference made me think that you are the queen ant. It makes sense, ants move the queen ant around and do everything around the queen ant.
Thanks for 379 likes. I shall now bestow cursed knowledge upon you. The loading symbol on PC is called a throbber.
Have a nice day :)
There's a novel called Chrysalis about a guy getting reincarnated as an ant and bringing forth antdustrial revolution.
@@LordDragox412 Who is it by? It sounds interesting.
@@zenkozenko4989 The author is RinoZ.
Sincerely, this may be the most important video you have ever made. It is important because what it says about humans, that often cliche phrase from Dunn that "no man is an island".
Last week i was 51/50'ed because i spoke too truthfully during a therapist appointment, and watching this video begrudgingly reminds me to build my support network, which is hard since i have zero friends. Still, if you can beat Factorio with no inputs, maybe i can find a way forward if i can summon forth a single action at a time, as inadequate as that feels.
As someone who was 51/50'ed/Baker Act'ed twice over a decade ago, I truly hope you're doing well and that you've made some quality connections
"Can you beat Factorio by having everyone else do all the work" sounds like me any time my friends want me to play.
Was that THE Raiguard?
Half of my usual modlist can be summarized with just "Raiguard Stuff" XD
I am not a belt lurker, i simply decided to overstay my welcome: 4:30
You're already a patron you don't need to give me MORE money
Apologies for overstaying my welcome
This video idea is like me, trying to live life without doing anything
its dr house
this run was saved by the power of friendship
And guided belt tours.
Hey! Thanks for the shoutout!
I also have a second series where I do it without walking at all, not even to pick up the plates from the spaceship wreck (except for that one time I got stuck on a cliff... I could have unstuck myself with a locomotive but didn't think of it at the time).
Nexusuxen: i only blueprint rails and balancers lol
Nexu terrifies me.
Control + c and control + v are powerfull tools indeed
The Rick Ashley machine actually has a vibe to it tbh
Saw the title and thought this was going to be a whole playthrough with one of those gray goo factories that build themselves, got really excited because those videos always end too early, and I want a long one
i mean, depends on what you would label as grey goo
@@SMG-vx3mu the factories that scan near by chunks to determine what it needs at that moment then auto builds blueprints and hook’s everything up to the network usually with a standard train grid
@@sponge9553 yeah, like what is happening here!
@@SMG-vx3mu no it does it completely on its own without human input of any kind other than the initial placement
@@sponge9553 well you don't know for sure that those were human players
Thanks for the Cogmind coverage, Dosh. Similarly to you, I tried the game ages ago and bounced back, but your video convinced me to give it another shot and I've fell in love since.
I wasn't expecting that to be the twist but makes sense
Alright Dosh, I think I have watched nearly all your videos now. Factorio is how I found you, but your other videos are top tier as well. Great editing, the split of facts / info / history / dark humor tie it all together. Need more, but keep it up great videos, great content
Dosh is somehow both lazy, and yet patient enough to do this. I'm not sure how they combine, but he makes it work.
New DoshDoshington video get released
Me: "Can't wait to watch this new challenge video while I relax for an hour"
Video is only 10 minutes
me: "That's illegal"
This should be called the ant colony challenge
4:20 The sign to the side of the monument says "Please don't misplace Dosh". Glorious.
Mere bugs leading Dosh to show him their builds like a neglected child tugging on their father’s side is very funny to me
"Who's making hazard concrete before even chemical science"
Someone with that factorio grindset
After reading the pinned comment, just wanted to say that I am grateful for your content. You always bring a smile to my face and the others :)
While I can’t support you monthly I do think that I have some bucks for one of favourite RUclipsrs. I wish you all the best.
"Anyone else lagging?"
Sponsorship lost, server revoked, blacklisted from all sponsorships everywhere.
One of them had like a 5 ms connection, lmao
technically if you look at the end 8:37 before the victory screen popped up he zoomed out meaning he did something so he failed :3
raiguard is now officially working for dosh
That was amusing, particularly that one lunatic driving around in a tank smashing the factory...
Step 1: have friends
Step 2: make sure they play factorio
Yeah, this challenge is impossible
A beautiful video combining a nature documentary and study on Stockholm syndrome
This wasn't what I expected. Namely using logic circuits to preset up enough nested functions to automate everything.
Best video for April.
What a strange yet interesting culture you have become the focal point of.
"Stop moving me with belts! I'm not an iron plate, damn it!"
"Now they're putting me on a belt carousel" have you tried being less smeltable and conveyable?
video about a paralyzed man being sent into space
Now I want to see what kind of insanity would come from siccing the army on Space Exploration. Or Seablock. Or-
you did it with the power of friendship
This is so funny and I love the more positive Dosh (dont get me wrong I love the occasional sarcastic comment from Dosh)
Shockbyte, the absolute mad lads. Do they not know what Dosh could do, if he would do the do?
my condolences Dosh.. i hope it all goes well!
Thanks Dosh, having a rough moment tonight and glad to have your video to get through it. Hope things go better on your side, too. Life can suck sometimes.
Indeed.
I took a couple minutes to (unironically) pray for you just now, friend who I've never met. I asked God to reach you when you are and give you a glimpse of who he is, and that it'd give you a fresh perspective on whatever crap is going on these days (and/or has been going on for too many days).
No word of a lie, a couple hours ago my wife asked me when I would travel to if I had a time machine and I said, "Back to before my friend committed suicide to that I could let him know how much he meant to all of us, and to Jesus."
I hope you're nowhere remotely close to that level of hopelessness, but I wanted to reach out regardless.
Jesus loves you! You're not forgotten!
This is my favourite RUclips channel. Please never stop making Factorio videos.
I've been waiting for one of those videos to just be a guy saying "You can't. Dumb*ss."
This feels like Dosh just flexed his factorio muscles till he reinvented servitude
Now do a playthrough where you do everything- you have to make use of every block, item, etc. in some meaningful way.
There Is No Spoon, but without doing anything. Easiest thing ever, well done.
the Rick Astley machine was definitely the highlight of this build.
Dosh Doshington, renowned social anthropologist.
This thumbnail gave me an idea. Factorio played with voice commands only.
I love this content! You do so much for us! Thank you. As a patron, i should should join in, but im happy just to help bring these to life, even though my contributions are minimal
i was not expecting this video even after reading the title, even after realizing the length, this is very good. love you vids! Hope you are okay! Sorry for your loss.
I like an April Fools video that's actually entertaining and not just meant to be disappointing.
I love this channel 😊 Every video has just a hint of exasperation, and I can't get enough
Hi
Factorio people watching is actually quite an interesting genre
Nothing like the joy of sitting down to do some honest hard work… and then you see it… new dosh video….
When Space Age comes out people will be doing "Can you beat Space Age without going to space?"
Dawg made a video commentating on other's work and effort, and made it entertaining! Truly, he is the best youtuber!
I respect other youtubers, but Dosh is the only one, who actually automated his subscribers to beat Factorio (in less then 8 hours btw)
Trupen did something similar with fellow casters, it was hilarious.
What a refreshing April fools video, actually comedic and not infuriating
cant wait for hit new series "How Hard is it to Not Beat Factorio"
Conclusion: it’s really addictive, so hart not to beat
Gives me the idea, a run where you can't use the move keys but have to be belted around the game world.
All i can say is that i found your channel through this video, great content but u managed to beat factorio without even moving and i'm here, stuck in 180h+ in the game without beating it even once, not even close tbh.
only thing that could have made this video funnier is after the intro just keeping the silence going for 10 minutes
Ah yes, the ultimate form of automation, making other people do it for you.
I feel like this was an April fools joke that turned into a legit fun video lol.
5:40 is that the one and only HAtsuNeee Miiku?!
I thought this would be a run where mods do everything for you, that would be cool too
I saw the title and fully expected this to be the announcement of a factorio playing bot, bringing the space exploration meme to full circle.
I really want more Dosh Attenborough
Dosh is in a vegetative state and his patrons cart him around to check in on the family while he monologues within the confines of his own mind
You have done very Well dosh. I am proud of you to see such an admirable run which you could beat just with your voice alone. 👍
"Of course I would have done it faster..."
To be honest I believe that😂
lies and deceit, at 3:49 you can see his cursor moving then disappear.
The real run was the friends we made do all the work along the way.
Dosh is on fire with uploading the videos. Thank you Dosh
A 9 minute Dosh episode, what is this an episode for ants???
You are now labelled as the best Factorio player, having beaten the game doing nothing
It's not a "load bearing power pole" it's an "artosis pylon".
I'm down for some lighthearted runs like this, especially when the average run feels like 'I spent 235 hours slamming my head into a concrete wall'. Plus the sponsorship, it's kind of a necessary evil, as long as you don't sell your soul to shadow legends or better help you'll be good.
only an engineer as brilliant as dosh could pull this off
I love how every Factorio play through has "The Load-Bearing Power Pole"
Babe wake up, dosh tortures himself in factorio again
what a wonderful showcase of the ingenuity of your community. Wonderful video!