Seagal on SNL
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2021
- Audio is from Episode 78: We Couldnt Get Ian (11-16-2017), with guest Evan Williams, and also Brandon Wardell is off mic in the background.
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The whole episode can be watched on Internet Archive: archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-16-e-18-steven-seagal-michael-bolton
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Bruh keep up the good work! You're a talented editor.
In all fairness, the SNL skits even without Seagal were just plain shite! - esp the annoying d*ckhead Rob Schneider one.
Thanks
I love Anti-Steven Segall material so much.
Rob Schneider tells a funny story about segal on the Howard stern show
Its sooo good
Segura & his wife have a hilarious podcast episode eviscerating his movies.
@@rasarmusic1 link?
Lol me too
Seagal obviously didn’t know there wasn’t a space in the word “Therapist”
"Psycho The Rapist"
And harass is two words.
Oooooouuuh.
Just like Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy ! LOL
"I am going to be the world's first Analrapist"
I like how a majority of the sketches ended up with Steven just throwing everyone around. Truly a master of his craft
give the people what they want
Too bad he ended up throwing out his career too.
No one's laughing now!
@@cannonfodder4000 we are though, him larping as a badass special forces soldier into his 60s is hilarious
A master of his craft...dinner.
I like the idea that he improvised those endings and everyone had to go along with it because it was live. Something like that part of the Office where he shoots everyone in his improv class.
Steven seagal cracks me up because his whole personality is revolved around being cringe and he doesn't even know it
Haha yeah that's a good description of him
yep...the sign of a true narcissist.
@to G No. No dude. That's not the reason. That useless idiot is cringe because he IS CRINGE. A crazy loser. Literally.
@to G it doesn’t work tho. Arnold and Sylvester where never that cringe. They where a little bit goofy but they had charisma and where likable, but Steven is bland as a brick, and her had zero likability
@@damiantirado9616 LOL you are really really ignoring how much absolute trash Sly was in once leaving the 90s. He had a rare role like Cop Land but that was it. And no, it wasn't because the films were just bad - Sly helped make those movies bad. He only redeemed himself in 2006 with Rocky Balboa. He was a direct to video actor for a while.
When he announces his movie and he waits for an applause.
Number 1 in the nation right now... 3 seconds of silence... FAKE APPLAUSE
😭
@molotov.artistTbh I always considered Under Siege his best movie, tho Executive Decision probably has his best role as he dies at the start 🤣
his delivery of the "softball games" line is like an alien trying to replicate human speech
“Time, Mr. Freeman?”
Seagal treated SNL cast members like trained stunt men. I know the furniture was designed to break, but he really was pushing people hard like this was a movie.
3:08
LOL
@@scrotiedotbizFarley was coke fueled and down for anything at that time.
Those were stuntmen used for that skit though.
Clanger proves he's a god with the SNL outro
Seriously, I had to do a double-take of the channel, and then I died laughing from that :D
Genius
I guess this is why they call him The king of improv
Yeah a lot of people think that Seagal isn't funny because of the SNL fiasco, but he actually is hilarious. I once saw a sketch where he had sex with a large black man, and after two hours I realise that I was just watching gay porn. Also the man in the movie wasn't Seagal (probably).
Sometimes he uses his right hand to attack, sometimes he uses his left hand. YOU CAN'T PREDICT WHAT HE'LL DO!!!
@@poopheads
It didn’t even look like him.
I've been doing improvisational comedy for like 47 years
Seagal is the type of guy to wake up everyone in the house to tell them he's going to bed.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ba ha ha ha
Lol
Lol spot on!
Snortlaugh'd
I've watched a few of Seagull's films, the man is a comedic genius, his outfits alone should win him an Oscar and he has mastered the facial expression and walk of a man who thought he was about to break wind but was tragically mistaken.
Hard To Kill is practically a comedy without trying to be one. Such a great bad movie. You forgot his running, nothing beats that.
Looks like the poor guy is just constipated, it shows 😂
“You can take that to the bank…..the sperm bank” - Steven SeaGay
* dramatic music *
"And by the sperm bank, I mean my mouth"
😂😂😂 still like that movie though. His 90’s movies before he got too fat to kick were ok
😂😂😂😂😂😂
its hack to say at this point, but its still crazy that seagal was an A list talent at one point in time.
Money and a willingness to "kiss the ring" can open ALOT of doors.
by A list do you mean on A list for suspected murderers?
@@jakubbarton1770 how is he killing people? By lazily flipping them?
Imagine living in the 80s where you could buy a big house for 50 grand and you could be an average man and still pull babes because the hottest thing out there was Steven Seagal. Older people had it so easy. Lol.
@@8JFJK8 The booty inflation of the 2010’s just shows how easy it was. Women back then had a round ass and everyone thought it was big. Now it needs to exceed the circumference of the earth.
The only thing scary about seagal is his cholesterol level
Idk man I'd be pretty scared if he laid on me, I might start vomiting from the smell.
If you're an underage girl on the set of one of his movies he'd be very frightening.
Steven has to eat about a third of his own body weight every day, those poor kids.
I love how Steven Seagal completely bombing SNL inspired Will Sasso's utterly delusional Seagal parody on MADtv
The more media of Steven Seagal I see, the more I'm convinced that he an Neil Breen are part of the same species of alien.
they should honestly try something together.
Well they are definitely both real human breens
For all I know, Neil Breen might be playing an elaborate prank on us all.
Seagal is so cringe, the dude is the luckiest actor in history, he can't act & he certainly can't do comedy
But in his prime he was the greatest because nobody beat up people like Seagal on screen. William Forsthye (played Richie Mandano in "Out for Justice") once said that he hadn´t seen that kind of charisma on the screen since John Wayne.
@@Katzenhase Well Forsythe was an idiot then, Seagal never had charisma, his voice was a great cure for insomnia
@@Stuart267 And why was Seagal a big star in the early 90´s? Because he had no talent? You´re a Seagal hater but you watch the Seagal videos. Quite strange but that´s the way how many computer warriors like you are who are hiding behind the computer to talk bullshit.
@@Katzenhase Because its hilarious to upset his fanboys & yeah! its also fun to watch this fraud tell easily debunked lies of his accomplishments
@@Katzenhase William Forsythe was being sarcastic. Either that or he was coked out of his skull. "Charisma"...give me a break.
Seagal as host and Michael Bolton as the musical guest. Jesus.
To be fair, Bolton actually has a sense of humour and can laugh at himself. The USA FOR AFRICA parody where the cast (and Bolton) do a charity song for "Free Range Chickens" is absolutely hilarious.
And the stuff he did with lonely island, hilarious.
And Bolton is actually talented.
@@gfcm4210 According to another Michael Bolton, he's a "no-talent ass-clown."
@@gfcm4210 I've got to admit, yes he is very talented. Sure, Bolton, along with Kenny G (who also has been known to poke fun at himself) know that their easy-listening music might not appear "hip" to the Rock crowd, but know that it does have an audience, so something definately works with their styles of music. Still, they can have a bit of fun with their reputation and show that they can be in on the jokes as well.
His “hair replacement” is about the only thing more legendary than his attitude about being an expert in everything
I always wondered about him and Travolta. They have painted-on hairlines.
Feel sorry for the skunk, who asked?
He's been replacing hair for like 47 years
Steven seagal is the gift that just keeps giving. The only one who isn't in on the joke is Steven seagal.
The greatest moment of my twitter life was when Will Sasso posted a pic with no caption of a guy laying face down on the ground, and my best friend commented; "Was that the one scumbag that didn't believe?" And Sasso hearted it.
“The greatest moment of my Twitter life” may be the saddest thing I have ever read.
Only person in history whose hair got darker as they got older🤣🤣🤣
And my father's too.
He was 80 with jet black hair
It's funny, they actually used Michael Bolton in a couple sketches instead of Seagal because Bolton actually has a sense of humour and the parody of USA FOR AFRICA where the cast (and Bolton) do a charity song for "Free Range Chickens" is absolutely hilarious. Michael Bolton could actually laugh at himself where Steven Sexual was COMPLETELY unable to.
He did it later on the Billy Crystal movie "My Giant". In that movie Seagal laughed at himself.
Michael Bolton is legit hilarious. His weird valentines special thing on Netflix was amazing.
Yeah the free range chicken parody they put him in was legit good all around, and he was great in it. Also: I can't believe I'm writing this, but watching the full episode in the pinned comment - his performances were actually pretty good. A lot better than what he's generally known for. Having written that: Segal bombed pretty badly in the Farley sketch, but held his own in terms if laughs elsewhere, like the one where he plays Andrew Dice Clay (and does a decent enough impression).
Both Segal and Bolton feel like easy targets as cliches of their era, who were both ironically on top of the whole fame game then, in a way. Can't believe I'm coming to Stephen Segal's defense, but I feel like people are just ragging on him as host and really over-exaggerating how bad the episode was, vs. the reality, just to kind of ride that wave.
I can’t get over the line “making chocolate for girls softball games”. 😂😂😂
Making chalk. Not that it´s any funnier 😅
The best part of Seagal's episode is that sketch where Chris Farley plays a high school kid meeting his girlfriend's parents. He tells Jan Hooks that she looks really good for her age and that he can tell where his girlfriend got her good looks from. Then he adds, "I wish my mom was more like you. She's a sow."
"Um, well, I'm sure your mother is beautiful in her own way..."
(thinks)
"No."
It'd be great if Cum Town did an entire podcast about this channel.
Hahaha they did a seagal one
I gotta give it to Seagal. He deserves a reward for being quite possibly the most delusional amongst all humans. He seriously thinks everything he makes is a masterpiece and only his ideas are the ones that matter. He’s also quite possibly the most awful a human being can get without being a serial killer
what makes you think hes not a serial killer?
@@floridaadaptivestrengthtra8428 good point, he totally could be
Best clips channel hands down. The editing is always top notch. So many of those bums just put a picture of unrelated video game footage. Clangers out here going the extra mile.
My father worked on SNL. He told me all the stories. The guy was insufferable, and wanted everything done his way. Lorne Michaels banned him from the building after the episode.
"I've been hosting SNL for like 47 years".
Will Sasso is a better Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal could ever hope to be.
There's always that one scum bag that doesn't believe....
You.... are you that scum bag?
Facts
Anytime something bad happens, I'm just gonna say, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POLLUTE THE PLANET"
NGL, Donald Trump singing R and B is pretty damn funny.
The fact that he dances around like he has prosthetic legs is the best part
Liberals signal boosting Trump had the opposite of the intended effect, and it makes everything, from 2015, hilarious.
as bad as it is, that episode is gold compared to how horrible the show's become now
@@pussypasta64 SNL was always dog shit. Only Americans think otherwise because they grow up on it and develop nostalgia goggles for past eras of it'
@@lukefisher7947 fair enough, Lorne Michaels has always been a turd. i also feel like the stuff up til the mid 2000s felt like classic sketch comedy you'd see at a UCB or second city theater. and the stuff today is like over produced buzz feed videos.
THOSE LINE READINGS. Wow. Also, Victoria sliding away from him on camera is peak creep.
She looks like she wants an express ticket out of that sketch.
I never knew at the time just how happy I would be to have seen this when it aired, whish I could remember more of it!
When i was a kid i always looked up to Steven Seagal. When my eyes were opened, i realized
Great one clangers!!!!! These just get better and better.
In terms of horrendous SNL hosts, I think Martin Lawrence might still be king:
"Martin Lawrence was banned from the show after his opening monologue on the February 19, 1994 episode included comments about female genitalia.
Note: The monologue has been edited out in both the network repeats and syndicated version, with just a graphic describing in general what Lawrence had said. The graphic also told viewers that it was a lively monologue and it almost cost many SNL employees their jobs.
While not a reason for the ban, another factor that harmed Lawrence was a Stuart Smalley sketch where he told the title character "Shut up you ass pirate". That line had not been in the script; it was ad-libbed, which Lorne is famously not a fan of.
Unlike most other banned performers, one of the conditions of Lawrence's ban was that no one on the show-guest host or cast member-was even allowed to mention him by name, although it is unknown how well this is enforced, as he has been mentioned at least once since."
goes to show how severely unfunny SNL has been for decades how they won't even let Martin Lawrence talk about pussy on the opening monologue
imagine losing your job at SNL because Martin Lawrence went off about pussy on his monologue LMFAO
I wouldnt call that a horrendous host Martin Lawrence is just savage asf
It was probably the funniest monologue ever.
@@phantomspaceman I remember watching it with my parents, I didn't know what he was talking about but my parents were wide-eyed and slack-jawed by the end of it.
I love how they had to put "The End" at the end of the boardroom sketch to let the audience know that yeah, that's it, that's the whole sketch.
Thank you for uploading this clip, I was looking forever to see if someone uploaded it
The whole Seagal "Saturday Night Live" show is on the internet archive website. There you can watch the whole show.
It’s funny how his Pollution Segal sketch became one of his real movies
He’s a legend in his own mind! Lol
the way he sways at the start lol like ''this is what funny people do right?''
im glad you are still around Clangers!
0:29 is god teir
Wow, Will Sasso did a really good job here.
1:57 when Victoria Jackson sits down, he gets handsy immediately, and she tries to reposition farther away...
1:09 Thought I was watching MadTV for a sec 😂
The first sketch actually had potential
Steven Segall is the DJ Khalid of actors lmao
Steven Seagal really is piece of work. Just continuing to provide so much material for comedians. god bless him.
So this is SNL's Star Wars Holiday Special
I met Steven Segal, he was at an Earth Day event at the Capitol, why? Lol idk why, im not sure what he has to do with recycling or....anything. I had to use the bathroom and I saw him standing around looking awkward. He was really tall and he was wearing all black. He wasn't talking to anyone and so I walked up to him and told him that I loved Under Seige. He looked at me like I was crazy, I was a freckle faced 9 year old girl, so maybe that's why lol but eventually he just said "uh thanks," lol
He was there to enforce Recycling!! Lol
Hell yeah dude, top tier editing 👌🏼
He’s a living breathing meme.
The "Ruthless Aggression Era" of Saturday Night Live
According to Bob Odenkirk Steven Seagal was a nightmare to work with
Steven Seagull is a dojo guy who got famous through a fluke.
So what? Many actors are famous because of a fluke.
@@lupowins no 🤡
@@ryantogo8359 Wow, brilliant and well thought out reply!
@@lupowinslike Amy Schumer
Imagine if the Samurai Cop crew or The Room crew acts together with Steven.
The dude had charisma and some talent (minus his running), but man he let it all go to his head.
And his stomach . lol
@@cliffarthur6549 hahaha. Thats true!
Yeah he believes his own lies and he is tall and was good looking
The dude is not mentally well
The 90's was great!
Another classic from clangers. Man just doesn't miss
This is something else, I must watch it!
No man is an island....but jeezus...Steven's a friggin' continent.🤣
I remember watching that episode, it was an hour and a half of Silence and Cringe.
I made a t shirt with the photo of him holding the carrot lol
A legend in his own mind
Seagals entire life is monologue
This is the best SNL Empisode.
Bro I love your new outro. nice edits man
God the Kenan edit at the end is a perfect little detail.
Beautiful ending
And just think, despite all his best efforts to be un-funny, Steven Seagal has become possibly the most hilarious man alive.
Dude, Seagal and Bolton. Perfect.
Michael Bolton looks like he's OUT FOR HAIR.
Those snl skits with seagal remind me of the mad tv parodies.
Steven Segal playing Kung Fu Fighting like this should be considered a hate crime
Oh God he sounds like a more coherent version of Mike Tyson lol
Hey at least Mike Tyson can laugh at himself and make a cartoon where he’s a dumb as hell sociopath
I saw that final skit where hes throwing stunt men through everything and I thought it was hilarious...especially one line "I have photos of you talking about xyz, I have photos of you talking about xyz..." I thought it was hilarious because I thought he was parodying himself.
I laughed at the end because you lifted the SNL outro links on youtube. IT'S LASER TIME! I Was almost convinced I was watching the SNL youtube channel.
I love how much they talk about Steven Seagal on the podcast, I’m a huge fan of his
Dudes a legend, deal with it!
2:27 Michael Bolton--"Man, this guy is a bigger douche than me"
Great finds, chief
I remember his episode bieng pretty damn funny actually. He just played exactly who he always is in his movies.
God dammit you just had to include that cringe Kenan outro they use for every snl video ever.
David spade actually defended him as a host iirc
Steven Seagal's acting and appearance is like a FART in the WIND,he comes,HE STINKS,then he goes away and nobody CARES !
IMAGINE if he was so self aware of how he was perceived that he kept introducing useless talents, like the kung fu fighting guitar solo read monologue, and just kept doing that shit, like a magic trick that he just gets mad at...or every skit he just gets mad at them, and breaks character and starts talking to the actors directly in skits...like making it so Meta with steve Seagal might be the most amazing thing ever.
That outro ... physically ill. Well done!
He was totally reading that off a teleprompter at the beginning LMFAO
I was just thinking about this snl like 2 days ago ahahaha
Great video. I love the cumtown vids.
He sang King Fu but he was based out of Japan lol
Great editing.
Awesome editing
I won't deny I enjoyed some of his movies as a teenager, but yes, Steven can't act for squat. And it turns out he's an awful person, too. It's been 30 years now since he made everyone at SNL miserable and got himself banned from hosting.
One of the best SNL Episodes, the best skit was when he threw Rob Schneider through the copy machine.
Stavvy's reaction 😅
"JESUS CHRIST!"
It's actually so bad that it's so funny