Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!?
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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Okay, explanations:
1. Watching my own Vice Sports special: Hell yes I did, mostly to see if people were still commenting on it (which they are!) but also yeah I did it don't @ me.
2. Tetris videos: The Classic Tetris World Championships just happened, and they were amazing, and watching extremely high level Tetris is imo one of the great joys of being alive in 2019. 2019 has been a bad year in many ways, but humans have made a lot of progress at playing 8-bit Tetris. (Really.)
3. Football Manager videos: I've been watching DoctorBenjyFM every weekday during my lunch breaks for many years, and it still makes me so happy. ruclips.net/user/DoctorBenjyFM
4. Kim Beom's Yellow Scream: Someone wrote in to The Anthropocene Reviewed suggested I review this, which I probably won't, but I thought it was great. Amazing performance art, and the quality of the scream really did seem to affect the paint.
5. Everydaydays - One half of that couple is the rapper Snow Tha Product. I really like Snow Tha Product.
6. Sailing videos - It is true that I dislike deep water and boats and especially sailboats. But there are so many good sailing channels on RUclips and they allow me to imagine a romanticized notion of leaving it all behind without having to experience actual seasickness. I particularly recommend the channel SailingSoulianis.
7. Auld Lang Syne - Research for something.
8. Vending machine and laundromat videos: Hank, I'm going to level with you. I got drunk after the Let it Snow premiere and came back to the hotel and watched a lot of vending machine videos.
9. Algorithm video - I was trying to understand something. It didn't help.
10. Mike Tyson Hoverboard Fail - I was trying to convince my wife not to attempt to use our children's hoverboard. I succeeded.
That is all. NO APOLOGIES. -John
vlogbrothers 🤣
I love the added context. Thanks, John
Still no explanation for the wedding dress video, I see... 😆
"I was trying to understand something. It didn't help." that makes up a lot of the too-in-depth-for-my-level lecture videos in my watch history 🤣
The vending machine explanation is everything I hoped for but didn't dare expect.
The RUclips algorithm can suggest strange things indeed. One time, I cleared my browser history and it began sending me recommendations for videos about minimalism.
WE SEE YOU LIKE CLEANING
@@Maiichu14 somehow I read this in Katherine's voice
This reads like a hank green podcast dad joke
This comment is golden.
Weird! 😯
this should have been a longer video under the excuse that it is "educational"
This is so. Much. Tea.
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I feel like I really could have gotten a lot more tea from this video. I think Hank was quite restrained
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Video one year from today:
"I Quit Vending Machine Videos. Here's How It's Going"
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"I'm not going to go back to vending machine videos, although I will occasionally anonymously peruse a vending machine."
++++yes please
Somewhere, John is feeling SO EXPOSED
Fathima Moolla actually tho! The ultimate betrayal
Somewhere, John is also plotting the ultimate bro revenge
Cynically Hopeful I hope so 😂😂😂
Next book is a teenager with a vending machine business
@@epicpenguiny Like 'The Fault in Our Chocolate Bars'?
Or more like 'Dr. Pepper All the Way Down'? (you know like, after you insert the coin and push the number and then the Dr. Pepper falls all the way down - if it doesn't get stuck, at least)
this speaks to your relationship bc if my brother did this to me I would maybe kill him.
lilah who says John won’t?
@@Bduboff perhaps hank was just able to click the 'publish' button before john dealt the final, fatal blow
@@leorussellsa what an image
Haven't heard from Hank since this video was published...
@@kristoffernolgren he's in the comments
The "should I quit my vending machine business" video is mine. I know you didn't do it on purpose but it was an honor being in your video for a second :)
Omg!
But did you quit your vending machine business?
This kind of public humiliation is only possible from a younger sibling
That's freaking eerie. I literally watched "How Much Does a laundromat cost to run" immediately before this video.
I watched it about three days ago.
I expect to have it in my recommended tomorrow at the latest.
I wonder if videos that a channel likes/views are then pushed to the subscribers of that channel by the algorithm?
It was recommended to me too. Must've gone viral.
So many of my RUclips holes (and resulting shift in my recommended videos) are the result of those videos that youtube just seems to decide everybody needs to see - it'd be funny if John's vending machine aspirations were just because of that :)
Not gonna lie, "pineapple pin" just flashed me back to that weird pen-pineapple-apple-pen thing
5th
me too!!!
Yes!
Thanks for that! Now that dang song will be in my head for weeks! 🤣😭
Sameeee
Yup
I have a feeling some of this is going to make a lot more sense when we read John’s next novel or a future Anthropocene episode...
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Anthony Dary Vending machines HAS to be Anthropocene reviewed
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@@lucypatton42 Oh no, spoilers!!! XD
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We have the same face Hank! I'm the Football Manager guy.
HELLO DOCTOR BENJY! Did you know that my brother is your biggest fan??
@@vlogbrothers The question is... does he know I'm a pretty big fan of his!?
Checking in as the presumably small middle section of the ven diagram representing both channel's viewers
Hank: Throlling through John’s RUclips history......
John: *pulls out reverse Uno card*
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I have also watched that laundromat video...
Hi Alec :D
why do I get an feeling that whatever book John is working on will somehow involve the running of a vending machine or laundromat. Or both?
Definitely sailing, though! I'm putting money on a sailing novel.
They are definitely both things that do most (if not all) of their business with coins which is interesting.
After seeing some comments suggesting it, if I had a guess he's doing research for an Anthropocene Reviewed episode.
Tide pod vending machine?
Apparently the vending machine videos are what he watches for fun when intoxicated.
Awwwwwwwwwww❤️❤️
Somehow this pizzamas has felt like a celebration of family and siblinghood. I feel like after TFIOS and the boom in following you experienced from it you are starting to get comfortable again as the core of nerdfighteria has solidified with time.
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@@vlogbrothers 😄😅😍
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Are we not going to talk about the “How to make a lava moat” video?
It's from Randall Munroe, the XKCD guy. It's exactly the sort of thing I'd expect Hank to be watching.
Kevin Baker Yep!
He talked about it. It's minute physics + Randall Munroe. Pretty good video.
Well now I'm definitely going to go watch Yellow Scream.
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Do. Make sure you see the full 30 min plus one too.
Sadly, it's age-restricted
I'm going to watch the vending machine ones. I'm curious now.
Those laundromat videos were recommended to me also
k but can we have merch that says "I don't want to yuck on your warm, salty fruit"
NO!
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@@vlogbrothers I appreciate that this image disgusted you so much you forgot to sign off.
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I will keep an eye around Indy for John's Greens, the premiere Hoosier veggie/fruit vending machine.
What's Indy?
@@yuuri9064 Indy is the shortened version of Indianapolis, where John lives (and I do too!).
@@gazelleguy Oh, thanks! I hope you like it there!
Underrated comment :)
PERFECT!
"and you went to people's houses?!" hits different this year
“YOU. DONT. LIKE . THE. WATER!”
I think my favorite quote of all the things I recently watched will be “YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE WATER!” The siblingness is so relatable! 😂
Hank if John has a vending machine business maybe he can sell the soda from your soda business in it.
And diet Dr. Pepper
But isn't hank's soda business for a soda stream?
@@skylerwitherspoon A vending machine that makes your soda fresh. (Great marketing gimmick!)
@@lNFINlTEx It smacks of the kind of ambitious forward thinking these two are kinda known for... A public access, vending machine mixing and rendering the soda as freshly as possible...
That's going to require a complete redesign to the vending machine, and possibly some unique innovation to the soda stream system... AND still keeping it quick enough for the public to pay and wait for their sodas to come out? (as in NOT getting pissed?) That IS ambitious.
BUT you think about it, we DO have coffee vending machines that manage to produce fresh hot coffee by the cup on demand... SO at least in theory it's do-able. ;o)
In theory wouldn’t it just need to be a soda fountain that ejects a certain volume of soda for a certain amount of money? We know the sensors for this exist because of the little 12 oz coffee machines in hospitals and colleges so they could just take that machine and put a soda streamer in or take the little measurement sensor and put it in a soda fountain as well as the vending part and little locks until you insert the change :o it has the possibility of being cheaper and could use more sustainable cups (or at least less plastic) o-o How has no one made the thing? Someone make the thing!
Tom Scott always in the recomendations.
I can’t imagine how confused the algorithm would be if my sibling and I shared a youtube account!
I'm curious to see if the algorithm can tell if two people are sharing an account.
RandomDays That would be so interesting! It would probably also be a bit scary, but then I suppose I am probably becoming immune to being alarmed by what algorithms know about me now.
This video says so much about the both of you and I love it! I've also loved all the designs from pizzamas this year! Can't wait to see what next year has in store ;)
Oh my god this is so weird...I just watched a vending machine video. I have never done such a thing before. Nor will I ever do it again.
John's next business venture will be into vending machines, confirmed.
H H but then will he have fishing boat proceeds?
@@saramsciarrillo probably not. As far as I know, vending machines are not fishing boats.
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The, "Kim Beom Yellow Scream" at 1:36
I laughed SO hard.
I mean, I'm not sure what I was expecting, but...
Loll it's my fault actually, I emailed this to john for the anthropocene reviewed
I feel like John left himself logged in and someone in Indy used it to watch that AI lecture.
What other explanation could there be??
vlogbrothers maybe he wants to program vending/laundry machines
"I don't want to yuck on your warm salty fruit".
I want that t-shirt very badly.
Pretty honored to be the 'what's with all the sailing videos' example @1:55. 🙌 John made it all the way through half the diesel engine repairs, impressed.
I'm never this early and I'm actually kinda disappointed I am this time because I need to see John's reaction/explanation to this!
wormofthebookvariety yoo, now is the time to come back
There are days im so grateful for vlogbrothers and this is one of them. Thank you ✨
This is just way too hilarious 😂 Hank is both confused and mischievous and it is very amusing😂
He’s perfect
John: video about letting go of internet and social media
Hank: here’s how John DOES spend his time on the internet 😂
1:44 this just made me realize that I can't imagine Bob Ross shouting
I came in from getting the mail, which included my Pizza John camping mug, to the notification that this video was uploaded. Sometimes life just works out
He's researching for his podcast. He's gonna rate vending machines - who wants to guess how many stars they get?
My guess is 3
Pros:
1. Convenient as they take less space
2. Easier for people with social anxiety
Cons:
1. Really frustrating when something gets stuck.
2. Decrease low risk human interaction which can be used to build up confidence.
This is what I thought too. I bet they get a 4.
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Another con is waste. Maybe if he reviewed it he'd talk about it as a symbol of consumerism today
The "Yellow Scream" thing is a painting video (like bob ross) but every time the brush is touching the canvas he screams. It changes the brush strokes. Each colour is paired with a different kind of scream, like long strokes in warmer yellows for screams of joy and short darker yellows for screams of pain. It's weirdly cathartic. Fully recommend
This mildly unhinged Hank lately is extremely entertaining.
This is incredible. I can’t wait for John’s response to this.
Glad I’m not the only one obsessed with The Good Place and watching RUclips videos about it. Also, I died laughing at the yellow scream clip, I must find this video immediately.
This is hands down one of the best videos I’ve seen and the comments are even better so I need more of it!!
I’ve enjoyed these Pizzamas videos so much, thank you both for making them 😊
The next The Anthropocene Reviewed: Vending Machines and Auld Lang Syne
This is such an elaborate and wholesome version of the expose thread phenomenon and I love it. EXPOSE HIM HANK!!!
I love knowing john goes down random youtube deep dives as well. Vending machines businesses is just one of many amazing deep dives youtube can provide
Seeing the randomness of John's search history makes me feel a little (and only a little) better about my own
I think this is my favorite Pizzamas 2019 video because I can relate to RUclips spirals 😂
I loved this so much. Thank you, Hank. My goodness.
Having lived through 2020 and into 2021, your shock and confusion at 0:15 really hits different
This just popped up in my recommended (almost half of my recommended is now videos I've already watched years ago, I guess RUclips thinks I'm in a nostalgic mood)
The incredulity when you said 'you went to people's houses?' really made it feel like it was this year.
"I'm going to go through your history on video"
99% of everyone: I Will Kill Everything You Love.
By this time next year, John will have vending machine proceeds to go with his fishing boat proceeds.
watching this again and hearing him talking about the auld lang syne videos warms my heart. congrats on the anthropocene reviewed paperback, john.
This is, imo, highkey the funniest content the two of you have produced since the gif of John throwing himself at a wall to prove he's not an octopus. I love it. What a way to end pizzamas.
"YOU DONT LIKE THE WATER!"
ahahahahahahaha
This was very wholesome and extremely entertaining
Yellow scream has been popping up all over the place! It might be my new favorite thing.
Thank you for a wonderful Pizzamas. It's been exactly what I needed to help cope with this stressful part of the semester.
Wait Hank is a TAZ fan? Oh, that makes me love this channel all the more.
Bahahahaha, this is the content I come here for. What a great way to end Pizzamas 2019.
0:16 "You went to people's houses????" hits different
Omg I don't know how I've ended up at this video, but I felt that moment somewhere deep in my soul
im so happy to see the adventure zone in places i dont expect
I did not know until today that RUclips saves my watch history. Guess I'll go clear it now.
I use it for when I wanna show people things I watched that I cant find again cause it's always there
i’m stifling my laughter on the commuter rail
Ok, so. I've been on scishow for a while. And then somehow I found this amazing channel ! I thought meh, I like Hank, I'm just gonna watch Hank. And then I fell for John too ! The cuteness, and the relationship between the two, just by seeing them talking to each other through videos. So much goodness of heart, I can't !
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The Auld Lang Syne foreshadowing which would ultimately be a chapter in The Anthorpocene Reviewed, the book by John Green. I love it ❤
So, maybe there are vending machines and laundromats in John's current writing project?? It's possible that this was research.
"Vending Machines" seems to fit John's style of topic choice for his "Anthropocene Reviewed" podcast almost too perfectly.
OMG one of my friends was complaining last week about his recommendations being flooded with vending machine and laundry mat videos as well.
The most stressful part of Pizzamas for me is choosing what Pizza John merch to get. Because sometimes I think "oh, I don't REALLY need that" but now it's been five years and I still think about Pisa John regularly. This year I LOVE the ingredients one but Fever Dream Pizza John is also just SO good. And it's PURPLE!!! I can't decide!
So here's my suggestion: for the 10th Pizzamas (2022? I think 2013 was the first, yes?) you guys open a poll of which designs from the last decade are Nerdfighteria's favorites and then bring the top 10 (or more!) back that year.
i knew this was coming but i didnt know it would come so soon
I’m sad that Pizzamas is nearly over but I’m VERY excited that P4A is soon to be here!!
*Tuataria-Pizzamashunt*
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I guess Hank did find a lot in John’s RUclips history but at least he didn’t find himself answering questions, while being stranded somewhere where he is so nervous to be found by people - while John is completely relaxed.
(clue nr. 6)
That adventure zone trailer was worth the double watch tbh
I don't know what's better, Hank's video of being confused about John's viewing history or reading John's comment in response to Hank's video. Because both are great.
This is EVIIIIIIIIL.... I LOOOOOOOVE YOU HANK!!!!
Hank! How can you do this to your brother! A persons web history is intensely personal!
Shavon Nand 😂 I’m sure he did, I was just being mildly facetious
Hank listens to TAZ. I somehow knew he did. But i'm still happily surprised.
Super excited for my None Pizza with Left John shirt. I've been hoping for one like it for a while!!
Next video: Throlling through Hank’s RUclips History.... LOOK WHAT I FOUND
This video is why I don’t trust my siblings. I assume John agreed to this but still, I’d have trust issues for years.
I think my favorite part of this video is the Yellow Scream clip. Lol. I now have to go watch that. Also, if my brother and I shared a RUclips account, I have no doubt I'd be the one falling into the RUclips hole, and he'd be doing what Hank does, and wondering what led me to watching Yellow Scream.
I'm so used to having a backlog that I immediately looked for John's reaction video! Then I realized I'm all the way caught up on vlogbrothers. I guess I'll have to wait until Tuesday!
I know the Good Good Boys (tm) and Hank and John know each other, but it still makes me so happy to see the TAZ trailer in their history.
I’m betting Auld Lang Syne refers to "We’re here because we’re here"
Auld Lang Syne was research for something 😊 an amazing Anthropocene reviewed episode 10/10
This is my favorite video in a long time. This is my favorite kind of brotherly love
LOL! I've watched that same algorithms lecture. it's one of the top results if you just search "lecture" and i've used it for when I just needed a long video of calm talking to put in the background or to use when I need to kill a phone battery.
overall, this was an amazing video. I've been following the brothers for about ten years and always wondered how they interact with youtube as a viewer, so it's cool to see that they use it much like I do!
(I think you meant "trawling".) (And to that last thought--"It's a cookbook!")
You're only the second person I've seen so far to make that correction (re. trawling), and it's disappointing how few people were able to make that distinction.
Imagine using Light Mode.
Is there dark mode for browsers, because I think hank's using his PC.
Hank, I ALSO watched the The Adventure Zone trailer twice. I’m glad to have a fellow TAZ fan in you
This was so sweet im never not amazed by the brotherhood the two of you share
It could have been worse like some sort of kinky fetish or an enormous amount of Keanu Reeves videos
*TRAWLING
As an Englishman I feel I need to step in here and defend my language. It is not safe in your hands... I mean, mouths. You're not the first person I've seen make this mistake.
Thank you!
I was about to say the same thing and was looking through the comments to see if anyone had the same thought. It's been disappointing so far. How has English usage fallen so far in so short a time?
John, I totally understand the sailing video thing. I’m obsessed with SailingLaVagabonde.
As also one half of a sibling shared vlog channel this is the most relatable video I've ever watched in my entire life.