Question Tuesday: The Goat Edition
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2015
- In which Hank and John Green reunite to discuss goats--and very little else.
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I got to meet a Dftba employee on a plane to Chicago. I had my "batman is just a rich guy" shirt on and he came up to me and said "THAT SHIRT WAS MY IDEA"
Drew Barnes That's a great shirt. I have it too :). Team John!
Hahaha. that coincidence. love it.
I was on my way to Germany and I went through Chicago and he happened to be in the terminal and I had that shirt on so he came up to me and we were both really excited that we met each other and I sat in front of him on the plane and he said "I just texted hank that I was sitting next to you." It took all my self control not to scream on the crowded plane at 11:00 before we took off
By the way WE ARE ALL BAT PEOPLE
+Pramit Bhowmick BATMAN IS JUST A RICH GUY WITH AN AFFINITY FOR BATS!!!!!! TEAM JOHN FOREVER!!!!!
This Question Tuesday is the Greatest Of All Time...or GOAT for short
You.... You have made my day 😂
+pulluptheroots It was my birthday recently as well, happy birthday John! Also, something-something-goat.
I almost cried laughing holy goats
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test.
I thought it was the best of all time. Everyone hop upon the BOAT. [Vsause]
"A sweater wearing a goat is a fantastic idea!" -John Green, 2015
Wouldn’t that just be a sweater eaten by a goat?
2015.......
A goat without an ear? Vincent van Goat
Jacob Harmon
Baaaaaa....d joke
This sort of thing gets my goat
George Goatley
Well played sir. Well played indeed
This is my favorite vlogbrothers video EVER. Does anybody else notice that John smiles a lot more than usual when he's with Hank?? This made me so happy :')
+K-Pop Biased Four out of five vloggers agree that vlogging with someone you enjoy being around directly leads to an increase in smiling.
Dave Green disagrees.
+VideoNozoki Poor Dave, he is so neglected.
+K-Pop Biased Is smiling when your alone weird? if so I would say that he probably doesn't smile in his other videos as he is alone in the room and having a conversation with a camera(ya its us but were not in the room). Still glad to see he's happy and relaxed after all that papertowns craziness.:)
+K-Pop Biased I agree, this video was so funny. Its great to see how well they get along, especially with the question what get your goat
Goato bombing
you've gotta be KIDding me
Stop Evan. That was painful.
Evan Edinger Evan. EVAN. STAHP.
Good job Evan...
Evan shut up
GOATta be KIDding
"...or as I like to call it, a horse." -John Green 2015
"What gets your goat?" never fails to crack me up to the point of tears.
I don't get it?
@@lilimo1384 "Getting someone's goat" is an English proverb for "making someone angry".
Lone Starr Thank you!
when bank said to say happy birthday I actually did out loud and then I realized how strange it must be if my family heard a little "happy birthdayyy" coming from the bathroom.
Hank**
+14freckles14 you realize youtube has an edit option in the little arrow thing on the top right of the comment right?
+GeatMaster some people actually make typos on purpose so they have an excuse to reply to their own comment which makes their comment go up. not saying this person is doing that but it's one answer to your question.
14freckles14 I did too :)
GeatMaster not on mobile
"Hank I made the internet's number one video about goat mating" REACH FOR THE STARS, JOHN.
Hey man, whatever floats your goat
Out of tape? I assume this means that Hank and John have fallen into a time vortex and are reporting from 1994.
Nerding for Nature Seems reasonable.🤔
Confirmed: John's new book is a goat love story.
VlogUntilDawn I'd read it.
+untappedinkwell who wouldn't read is the real question
VlogUntilDawn Nonono, HANK's new book is a goat love story.
starlinguk Coming out September 25th and available for preorder now!
Can we have a Question Tuesday: Siri Edition, where you react to all of Siri's answers to the questions you receive?
This would be amazing!!! +vlogbrothers
+izzy120391 I would like to second, third, and fourth this suggestion.
***** YES. This is the best idea ever!
I fifth this!
***** And it has to be when they're together.
“You’ve never even met a goat! You don’t know what they sound like!” Such a funny brother moment xD
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE OUTTAKES? This was a beautiful video. Just what I needed.
+superbubbleaquapower Also belated happy birthday John!
Happy belated birthday, John. Great to see another Question Tuesday with both brothers present.
(Ha, present... birthday...)
Kathy Trithardt Love the unintentional (or intentional) pun! Also happy birthday John!! DFTBA!
Kathy Trithardt "bleated birthday"
+Kathy Trithardt Extra belated birthday! Cheers from daily vloggers in Australia - check us out if get the chance :)
Hank got SO defensive when John made fun of his goat impression hahaha
+NYRoger24 Right? "You've never met a goat!"
I'm currently sick and it hurts to laugh. This was not a good video choice given my present condition.
Feel better soon😘
Britts Tyler *hugs* Get well soon!
Britts Tyler Goat well soon
Sirake Wizen goat away with your puns (also thanks)
Kerri P. Thank you :) x
I love the part where Hank laughs so hard at the last question. That's that special sibling relationship where everything is funnier coming from them :)
Well, since we're talking about things that bother us, the food industry really grinds my goats.
+paul kannenberg That was pretty clever, I hope it was on purpose.
I goat to admit that was clever
+paul kannenberg That took me 5 seconds longer than I'd like to admit, nice one xD
paul kannenberg For some reason I first read it as "things that brother us", which could have been another (bad, I know :P) pun x)
The reunion videos are always my favorite.
***** My favorite was Dear Maureen and Hank
As someone who's been watching since 2007 / 2008; I think this is an excellent introduction to the Vlog Bros - I think this should be your channel trailer video thing. :)
Reunion videos are my favorite vlogbrothers videos
I screamed when I saw the thumbnail, I live for John and Hank videos! This video just made my birthday! 🎉
Happy birthday! (And to John too)
Amiee Ann Uhhh... excuse me. I think you mean Hank and John videos.
mine was yesterday!!
The cold war of nerdfighteria seems to have warmed up, also happy birthday John!!
Senne Adams Indeed. Nerdfighteria is generally more reasonable and inclined toward diplomacy and peace than war--so it makes sense.
+untappedinkwell But we all know the poof won.
Lack of "we have to goat" at the end is the missing opportunity.
Na-a-a-ver seen that coming, did you?
3:13 - 3:20
I love this so much :D Them moving their hands together just looks so sweet
This is the first video I've seen in which John and Hank are in the same video.
electricmastro They happen from time to time. And they are always awesome~
electricmastro In video lists there is one list "Reunion videos" - there are quite a lot reunion videos :)
That's why I'm really enjoying Dear Hank and John
turoni Yes. They are great!
Seriously this needs to happen way more often than it does.
But, if you eat 5 pinecones, won't you then have to poop five pinecones?
Joseph Frank due to the digestive process, and the acid strength in our stomachs, usually what goes in does not come out in the exact same form it was ingested. However, how much of a pinecone the body will absorb for nutrients is... unknown, I believe. Do any scientist nerdfighters know? Has this been studied?
+untappedinkwell
Humans are not ruminants and so don't digest cellulose very well. And female pinecones are woody, which means they are almost all cellulose.
So I would hazard a guess and say almost none of it will digest and what you poop will likely be the same consistency as what you swallow.
But do you know what are ruminants.... goats :P
+LinnersC -.- :)
LinnersC Cool! I learned a thing! Thanks!
The laughter after "what gets your goat just made my entire existence. Hank and John always make my days brighter!
"Uh-oh, Its a wild Hank, and hes goatobombing me" XD
NOOOOW you're talking! I missed this kind of videos SO VERY BADLY. SILLY BROS DOING SILLY VIDEOS. YES!! Glad to see I'm not the only one who went for "more silly stuff" in the census! Also, for the record, I'd LOVE to have three goat size Johns.
cacacacosa But could you fight John Green of any size? I'm sure Hank would (as they're brothers) but I'm not sure I could.
has nerdfighteria developed a malt beverage called don't forget to beer awesome!?
This sounds like a job for Wil Wheaton!
"You wanna goat first?"
"No, I wanna goat not at all."
Isn't John ignoring the fact that if you ate five pinecones, you would eventually have to poop them?
+somethingelse You're not going to poop out five whole pinecones. You'll digest the pinecones and they'll just become part of your regular poop.
right?!
@@BFedie518 will you though?
Thank you both for making me smile today. I sorely needed it.
bahahaha "we're out of tape" ... what is this 1995? lol
"When awful people succeed."
That's a great answer to the question. It sums up so much for so many different situations.
I'm herding my goats while I watch this. That was absolutely hilarious and entertaining. Hank definitely sounded goatier.
That was such a happy video to watch. Seeing you two interact in person is just weirdly pleasant
THIS IS SUCH A HAPPY VIDEO Oh man I never knew goats would make me smile this much
I'm really glad to see you guys have as much fun making these videos as we do watching them
I love the videos you do together (even more than your individual ones if that's even possible!) the camaraderie between you warms my heart, although it also makes me miss my own siblings like mad!!
I think hank and Jhon officially "goat this" question teusday
😏
Ha ikr 😊
i love these two when they get together. because they instantly revert from intelligent, mature adults, to intelligent adults with the maturity of three year olds. :D Siblings are awesome (once everyone grows up).
I love this. Feel like it's the happiest video I've seen on this channel in a while
This was so adorable! I also listened to this week's podcast today, so I've had lots of John and Hank time. You guys are awesome!
These two are sooooo CUTE when together!
I just noticed the beer sword in the background. Paper Towns, anybody?
Yesssss!
Yep!! Beer sword!
One of the best videos I've seen on here. It is awesome when you both are laughing and having a good time. This was genuine, not to say other videos aren't genuine. But this one was genuine. Genuine or drunk, I might be getting these words confused. Whichever, it was awesome. Happy belated birthday John
I love the videos where Hank and John are both in them, you can see how close they are and they just get so goofy and it makes me so happy.
But if you eat five pine cones instead of pooping one, you'll poop out five.
John, EXCELLENT delivery on the "What gets your goat?" question. Nat Wolff would approve, I'm sure.
Also, we need a revival of animal mating videos on vlogbrothers. I miss the old days.
The Green brothers are at their best when together. This videos gives me all the warm fuzzy feels
This is the best video I've seen all week. THANK YOU
Lmao goatoboming great video bro !
+10,000 subscribers with no videos “1000” Videos so not only do you have only 10 subscribers not 10,000 you also have 1 video not no videos. the fuck dude.
HAPPY BIRGOATDAY JOHN (couldn't make a cool pun sorry)
+Katelyn Herold Happy baaaaaaarthday, John?
Happy Birthday John Green!! You're an amazing human being! Thanks for lasting another year with us!
I loved this. You guys were having such a nice brotherly time together!
I always start to laugh when they're laughing, so this video really cheers me up.
Happy After-Birthday John!!!
Happy birthday John
I LOVE THESE BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH SO HAPPY ALL AT ONCE. Also why I love listening to the pod, you two together is a great thing.
You have to co-own one of the seven goat's
3:24
I love Hank's laugh. It's so infectious 😂😂😂
I've got to say that this is probably my favorite overall video ever so far. It made me laugh soooo much, and it felt like I was watching a blooper reel video but it's the serious video so it's great. Also, Happy birthday John!
I love this. It's by far the silliest Question Tuesday I've seen in a long while- and there are a lot of silly Question Tuesdays out there. :) Happy birthday, John!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag nachträglich John!
Happy (belated) birthday John!
Can this video go in the best of the moment playlist? I am crying tears of laughter. I love just seeing the relationship between these guys, it's fantastic. :)
I love all the vlogs with john & hank together!
i guess one pushing the other out of frame is their favorite goat-to outro for shared videos
Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you so much John and Hank! I really needed this. I needed a good laugh!
These are always the best videos. Two brothers having fun.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN.
Yesterday, I assume about 37 years ago, a guy who has contributed many videos about animal mating was born. He sharpied his face, peanut buttered his face, spent many hours in the airport, and ate a sandwich made of lard.
he's also a New York Times Bestselling Author but that not the important part.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN
I love the pure ridiculous fun you guys had making this!
videos when they r together are always my b/c we get to see how close they r, how much love they have for each other, and most importantly we get to see our vlogbrothers be super funny and smart
Happy birthday John! Also I love the dynamic between you two! DFTBA!
Guys, you forgot "Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?"
+Chocl8215 Here are your options:
a) The Overseer
b) The Overseer
c) The Overseer
d) The Overseer
e) The Overseer
+Chocl8215 Really glad I wasn't the only one thinking about the G.O.A.T.
I love that Dear Hank and John taps into the feelings in these great reunion videos. It makes me happy.
I love when I rewatch a video exactly two years later by pure coincidence :)
happy birthday!!!
+K Baker
:D
hartelijk gefeliciteerd john
Fijne verjaardag groetjes uit holland 💐
(OK what should you say, you've been studying dutch for like a month. think of something to say) um. ik heb een appel
+Sammy Hannat WAIT hold the phone, people are studying Dutch?
P.S. lets make one thing clear, I "Studied" Dutch but then again I am Dutch. so what I'm actually asking is: are there people that do not live in the Netherlands that study Dutch?
Vincent Advocaat Wel, ik doe. Er is een gemeenschap op reddit voor mensen wie willen Nederlands leren. Op reddit.com/r/learndutch
wel ik doe?? wie nederlands willen leren
The genuine surprise and joy Hank gets at 3:26 is giving me life.
Aside from the awesome goat questions, gotta say that videos with the two of you together are the best!
3:27 - 3:37 The best part of the video :D
Boer goats are the largest of the goat breeds. Mature does can weigh between 190-230 pounds, and mature Boer bucks can weigh between 200-340 pounds.
So there are definitely goats bigger than John. :P
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Happy Birthday! I love your videos and the brotherhood reunions!
Vlogs with them two together really make me smile brighter and laugh harder
Haha so good!
+Strength And Philosophy lol yeaa
You know what really gets my goat? El Chupacabra.
I find myself smiling subconsciously when I watch your videos.
I think this is the most fun I've had watching a vlogbrothers video in a while! :)
Wow. I love you guys both together :D I can't stop laughing :')
Ps. John, your canned beer sword in the background is amazing. Did you drink the whole canes at once?
Oh sorry. That's the wrong tense :').
So, have you drunk the whole canes at once?
Is it right? I don't know. I don't believe in my oversized grammatical skills...
Is "whole" the correct word for this sentence?
Or can I write "whole" only in that kind of sentence: I've read the whole book in just one day.
So what is the correct and best word? :D
That's my question of the year... yeah... :'D Only for you cool american people ;)
***** you wouldn't use "whole" in this sentence at all simply because there are multiple cans. It would be "did you drink all of the cans at once?". On the other hand if there was only one can you would use whole and the question would be "did you drink the whole can at once".
Jessica Johnson Ok, thanks :)
Today was my first day of college and I know it'll require a lot of work, but for some reason when I know one of my favorite authors went through it, as did his brother, I know I could too.
P.S. JOHN GIVE US A NEW BOOK
this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet
I can't remember the last time I laughed like this over a Vlogbrothers video. The last couple of days have been kinda rough for me, but this actually made me feel better. Thanks, guys.
I just looked up "goat mating". The only time John's goat sex video is in the top five is when you sort by view count and even then it's behind three other goat sex videos posted by the channel "Goat Farming". So John's claim that he made the internet's best video about goat sex is false according to both view count and RUclips's search relevance algorithm.
+pipolwes000 He said he made the Internet's number one video about goat mating...he didn't say by what metric. It could have been the "John Green's scale of personally liking videos" method of measurement.
Im tempted to also check on what you just said but I really dont want google to think Im actually interested in goat mating so I guess I'll just take your word for it