not even shower lmao. when i was in school i had 1 class mate he was sended out of class. the dud tolsd the teacher to get cancer and go out her self. never seen a teacher crying while walking out only that time. i also must say my class was known to be a hard bitch.
Well if the teacher actually did what he was paid then there wouldn't be a problem these teachers need to learn their place. They are here to teach nothing else.
Something that I’ve also wanted to do in class is when Im talking to my friend, the teacher tells me to be quiet and I have to raise my hand to talk, well I wanted to raise my hand, and when called on, I continue talking to my friend
Yeah, we tend to ignore you when you're being annoying. The con, we are not going to take into consideration any suggestions or ideas you might want to bring about the class. You don't exist anymore.
@@NoymoHD sir, I would be glad if my students were asking questions out of curiosity for the class. No, most of the time are unrelated questions asked only to waste time and try to avoid work as much as possible. That's the kind of question I'm talking about. There's a difference between questions to know more about the topic, and asking me about a football game, asking about something that I just said, or trying to reframe what I'm saying to make it sound problematic. I'm a biology teacher in a Catholic school btw, so a lot of the time my students want to derail the class towards philosophical banter that is not within the reach of my class. I tell them to ask the philosophy or religion teachers, but they usually insist, because they want to waste time.
I love it when he says "Remember when you told me *yesterday* the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" and then he says "you weren't even in class *yesterday* " 😭😭😭😭
Just saying it says at the start “remember what you said yesterday, the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you?” And then he said “you weren’t even in class yesterday!” 😂
What do you mean the teacher was wrong? The student was late, cheated on homework, was being blatantly disruptive, and was a smart A through it all. I’m currently in high school and I still think that. Putting myself in the teacher’s shoes that one minute of behavior would show me the student had no intentions of complying or holding a proper conversation about what they did wrong, and would more than earn a trip to the principle’s office.
He doesn’t make sense at all. First he states that yesterday the teacher told him that “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you “ and then contradicts himself by stating that the teacher was not even in class the day before.
I did , and when thay caused me trouble, I caused them more and so that the cycle does not continue the teachers decided that causing me trouble is more well trouble then it was worth and I loved every moment of it, after that I got a few years of peace and quiet from moust teachers but there was this one art teacher when I was in 12th grade.... all my other teachers know that troubleing is too troublesome to be worth anything becouse of my notorious reputation but that one art teacher did not get the memo so..... hell had been unleashed once again upon an unsuspecting teacher. I would have told her that I was sorry but I didn't becouse my parents didn't raise a liar.
_“To open the chamber of secrets”_
That hit differently, man’s such a chad
ikr
Harepotor
XD fr
What about '' Harry Potter chamber of secrets''
@@alvyvaly7830 That case about the chamber of secrets has been closed.
“ To open the Chamber of Secrets “
*Dumbledore said calmly.*
The Fact That Dumbledore Is From Harry Potter Is So Much More Funnier😂😂
The thing that only hp fans understand😔
Teacher: OUT.
@@the_orange_cat_therianyes
Lmao
Honestly, the student may have an attitude, but he also has valid points. So, I support this. I'd give him a high-five if I was his mom.
agreed
W student
I wish you were my mom >.
Agreed
Hiw did the teacher say "The bell does not dismiss you. I dismiss you." If he wasn't in the class yesterday
Mom: "How did you get suspended?"
The student: "For being too smart."
It's not smart, just being stubborn
to be honest he is stubborn
To be honest the whole school system is meant to enslave us mentally
Most realistic shower argument
based
That is true
a form of jouska
not even shower lmao. when i was in school i had 1 class mate he was sended out of class. the dud tolsd the teacher to get cancer and go out her self. never seen a teacher crying while walking out only that time. i also must say my class was known to be a hard bitch.
Fr
Bro summoned a whole fandom by saying “chamber of secrets” 💀
I know . Potterheads for life
@@potteravenge__Astha⚡️
🪄
And let’s all not forget:
That one *ahem* scene in deathly hallows. (With hermionie and harry)
@@katiereilly-delponte4152 😘😘😏
“To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK” Got me 😂
“To open the chamber of secrets”
That hit so much different as a Harry Potter fan
yea
If you ask someone what they're going to the bathroom for, you get what you deserve.
420 like 👀 nice, better make it 69 comment
2
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Especially a girl on red week
Well in my school the high schoolers go vape in there
“To open the chamber of secrets” had me dying 😂
Same😂
💚🍏🐍
@@Slytherin36😂
That one was good
Same 😂😂
same
"You know when you told me yesterday..."
10 seconds later: "You weren't even in class yesterday!"
“To open the chamber of secrets”
That one got me
The teacher really shouldn’t have been so agressive towards Tom Riddle.
Respect sir riddle SIKE HAHAHAHA B***
Yeah, he's having a spot of tea with the Basilisk.
💀bro just wants to see his bestie down in the chamber of secrets
HAHAHAHAH😂
😂
Respect goes a long way with students. Treat a teenager like a kid and you'll make him act like a kid
Respect is earned, not given.
But in the contrary don't expect them to act like aduls too
@@GeraltofRivia22 Respect is given, and then taken away once proven unworthy of it.
@@pexavex7295 yeah and then u have to earn it back
@@-YourLocalPotterhead- no, you seppuku urself 💀💀💀
*_”To Open The Champer Of Secrets”_*
-Famous Last Words
He tested the teacher's patience to its absolute limit
Well if the teacher actually did what he was paid then there wouldn't be a problem these teachers need to learn their place. They are here to teach nothing else.
bro just said everything we wanted to say to teachers
ikr
Ikr
YEP
Omg yessss
Something that I’ve also wanted to do in class is when Im talking to my friend, the teacher tells me to be quiet and I have to raise my hand to talk, well I wanted to raise my hand, and when called on, I continue talking to my friend
“To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK" Killed Me
Same
Harry Potter
Hey whens the funeral?
Bro@@Kates.editssssz
when i die@@Kates.editssssz
I think when he said "remember you said the bell doesn't dismiss you i dismiss you" i think it means he was here at the begining but left afterwards
"Remember that u told me yesterday "
"U weren't even in class yesterday"
“To open the chamber of secrets” just gave me a years worth of nostalgia in one phrase
Oh yeaah man, just sittin' at 3 am alone on a friday rainy and cold night watching harry potter, the best feeling everrrr
Ohhh da old days
Oh shut just watch the whole series because of what he said 😂 I'm sleepy now bye 😂
Imma use this
@@iFahmi_ syfy is doing a marathon this weekend like I feel they do every other weekend
Trick: keep asking questions and the teacher will eventually start to pretend like you don't exist anymore.
Yeah, we tend to ignore you when you're being annoying. The con, we are not going to take into consideration any suggestions or ideas you might want to bring about the class. You don't exist anymore.
@@ajguevara6961 good
@@ajguevara6961 Schools: to succed you must be creative and curios.
Also schools: shut up and do exactly what we say or you get a zero
yeah I did that and she put my name on the board put wrote my name wrong I tried asking who that person is and she just didn't answer
@@NoymoHD sir, I would be glad if my students were asking questions out of curiosity for the class. No, most of the time are unrelated questions asked only to waste time and try to avoid work as much as possible. That's the kind of question I'm talking about. There's a difference between questions to know more about the topic, and asking me about a football game, asking about something that I just said, or trying to reframe what I'm saying to make it sound problematic. I'm a biology teacher in a Catholic school btw, so a lot of the time my students want to derail the class towards philosophical banter that is not within the reach of my class. I tell them to ask the philosophy or religion teachers, but they usually insist, because they want to waste time.
He said “remember when u said YESTERDAY” but then he says “you weren’t even in class YESTERDAY”. But he anyways has valid points so my respect🙏🏻
"To oPeN ThE cHaMbEr Of sEcReTs- WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" got me rolling to China😂🤣
"Remember how yesterday you told me..." Then later says, "you weren't here yesterday"
Yeah, I realized that too
This can happen. Maybe he was there at the beginning of class telling the students that then left. Leaving them with the substitute
You cracked the code??!!!
@@user-kw6ij5mz9j Did I? 😏
What I was thinking
"Remember when u told me yesterday"
"YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN CLASS YESTERDAY"
bro didn't think this through 💀💀💀💀
The teacher didn't come to class yesterday but it never stated that he didn't come to school yesterday
@@Irleditorrealm cmon now...
Not at all
He sub another teacher who is sick and the teacher was in charge of that class.
Teacher was probably in a meeting before the lesson they took
"You told me yesterday" and "you weren't even in class yesterday" how does that work
“To open the chamber of secrets “🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead I was laughing for like 5 straight minutes
Children
@@user-ki7vm5iw7j what do u mean?
@@WlknCrps Who the hell is gonna laugh for that long over such a childish joke
@@user-ki7vm5iw7j womp womp
@@user-ki7vm5iw7jtrue
"maybe we're answering the same questions?" I should've said that to my chemistry teacher 💀
If you're still in school, it's not too late.
Everytime when i see "chemistry teacher" on RUclips i immediately think of that bald guy who knocks
“ remember what you told me yesterday “
-later-
“You weren’t even in class yesterday!!”
I love how he says "remember yesterday when you said the bell does not dismiss I do" but then also says " you weren't even here yesterday " 💀
"Why are you teaching during my conversation?" is soo damn relatable😤😤
Ik but when you say I was talking first there like well I’m trying to teach and it doesn’t matter.🙄
and the student is unironically right on everything
Except that he said yesterday teacher said bell doesn't dismiss him then said he wasn't in class yesterday
because he said the most generic things imaginable
Not rly
No, the bell does tell you when to be there, also there answers should be the same as another person's if it isn't a very short answer
@@WhyAreWeStilllHereJustToSuffer theres multiple classes in a day, or that was just a continiuation error on his Story telling
"Remember yesterday when you told me the bell does not dismiss you i dismiss you"
"You weren't even in class yesterday"💀
Who saw when he said “Remember YESTERDAY when you said the bell doesn’t dismiss u I do
Then he said u weren’t even in class yesterday”
"To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK"
I love it 😂😂😂
SAMEEE😂😂😂😂😂
it's to "Open the chamber of secrets" WHAT DO YOU THINK"
Me Too 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
@@ChrisVr994same thing hater
ryan: "remember you told me yesterday that 'the bell does not dismiss us, you dismiss us?'"
also ryan: "YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN CLASS YESTERDAY!!!!!!"
Literally about to say that
The teacher may have to go home during the day but was an substitute for an other subject before he went home. Just a explanation
May have left a note, may have made a pre recorded video explaining everything for the day
@@sebastiannyberg9151 it said the whole day.
I'm the five-hundredth (500th) person to like your comment. ❤👍
Yea makes sense. , “YESTERDAY remember when you told me the bell does dismiss you I do” also him “you WERN’T even here YESTERDAY”
“Remember when you told us yesterday”
“You weren’t even in class yesterday”
👁️👄👁️
I was looking for someone else that found the inconsistence
Thank you
Nice! You noticed a plot hole in a RUclips short🥳😨
He probably checked on zoom with them! My teachers do that sometimes.
i made your comment to 1k🥳
I love it when he says "Remember when you told me *yesterday* the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" and then he says "you weren't even in class *yesterday* " 😭😭😭😭
Just saying it says at the start “remember what you said yesterday, the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you?”
And then he said “you weren’t even in class yesterday!” 😂
These two KILLED me😂”oh I don’t no maybe because we were answering the same questions”😂😂”to open the chamber of secrets what do u think”😂😂😂😂😂
Teah
😂😂😂
I said yeah I don’t know what happened
“remember when you told me yesterday”
“you weren’t even in class yesterday”
what-
"remember when you told me *yesterday* "
"you weren't even in class *yesterday* "
*something aint adding up ngl*
' stop teaching during my conversation' -hahah this guy is the funniest
Bro he said remember yesterday you said the bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss but yesterday he did not cone😂😂😂
he said “why are you teaching during my conversation” not that
He ain’t got attitude he just spitting straight fax
fr
For real bro
Frfr
It's both
Exactly, I wish I was like that when I went to school
"To open the chamber of secrets what do you think ?!" 😂😂😂
“ *to open the chamber of secrets* ”
I have been summoned…
R= roast teachers
Y= RUclips entertainment
A= amazing videos
N= nothing but great
Roasts teachers AND parents alike
Agreed @@bct2308
Him "remember YESTERDAY when you said the bell does not dismiss you"
Also him "You werent even here YESTERDAY"
Finally someone else noticed
he might have not been in class but he would've been in school.
Finally someone said that I was about to say that
IKR, sus... unlessss.
there are two of him!....
Exactly
You know he has a point to say it's more important for the teacher to be there more than the students
how does the teacher say "the bell doesn't dismiss you i do" when the teacher is not even there
Bro said what every student wants to say to their teacher 😭
EXACTLY
Plenty of kids already do
nothing stopping you
@@Edigor100 my momma whooping me is 💀
The answer is quite obvious. "School isn't fair, we aren't equals. I make the rules and you abide them."
What's sad is there where teachers like this back in the day. Even when they were wrong they were still right.
Yeah, really making a good example of how to act around young people 👍🏻
Didn't realize that changed
Yeah, nope, not "back in the days". Still were there when I was in school, still are there, going by everything I can hear from family and friends
back in the day? Still exist now
What do you mean the teacher was wrong? The student was late, cheated on homework, was being blatantly disruptive, and was a smart A through it all. I’m currently in high school and I still think that. Putting myself in the teacher’s shoes that one minute of behavior would show me the student had no intentions of complying or holding a proper conversation about what they did wrong, and would more than earn a trip to the principle’s office.
If the teacher told you that “the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you” then how was she not in class??????😅
“Why are u teaching during my conversation?” 😂😂😂😂
My classmate said something similar once. He said: "Why are you listening to other people's private conversations?"
That day was wild. xD
Listening to this again I realize the teacher not only told him "the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you" yesterday but also wasn't even there
Finally a comment about that
Ikr
he probably came in last minute and had to keep them late to explain, but to simplify it the kid would just say he wasn't there
@@Stepharn24101 Fr
I figured out the same thing.
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Got me dying
If I was his teacher that would be the epitome of how to win in life. Dude is born to negotiate, he'll do just fine even without school.
"Get out," Dumbledore said calmly
This dude has best conversations.
"to open the chamber of secrets" NAH THAT'S CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that he said yesterday he said something and then he said he was absent yesterday is outrageous
Alternate Title: "Student making sense for straight 59 seconds"
"why are you teaching during my conversation"
This guy: makes sense *flips McDonald's burgers*
He doesn’t make sense at all. First he states that yesterday the teacher told him that “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you “ and then contradicts himself by stating that the teacher was not even in class the day before.
How to say you're still a dumb kid without saying you're still a dumb kid:
Alternate title: guy with schizophrenia read script
"A fully grown man tries to pander to children for views"
this student got the balls to say that 💀
''to open the chamber of secrets'' Dumbledore coming ''albus?''
“To Open The Chamber Of Secrets”
Me wanting to go back to November 15,2002.
'To open the chamber of secrets,what do u think!?' had me dying 🤣
We all need a student like this in our class
Fr
The Fact I Got Suspended For Doing That, But Still Do It 💀🗿.
“Remember yesterday you said the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you” “you weren’t even in class yesterday” WHAT
Student: "You told me yesterday.."
Also student: "You weren't in class yesterday"
Makes perfect sense!
"because we had the same question"
"You were supposed to write an essay"
💀
“To open the chamber of secrets, what do you think?!” Famous last words
YESSSSS SIRR!!!!!!!!
If the teacher was not in class yesterday, how on earth did he said "bell does not dismiss you , I dismiss you"????!!
“To open the chamber of secrets “
WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
I cAn’T stOP LauGhInG!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Got me rollin' 😂
Edit: Jeez guys I got 1k likes! I never got so much
“ to open the chamber of secrets. What do you think?” got me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny
@@joaquincourtemanche1365” OUT!”
🤣🤣🤣
"✨️To open the chamber of secrets✨️" bro really needs a Oscar
Bob the builder killed someone in the new animation...
Stolen joke from spanish youtuber (or coincidence)
Yea
Oscars are for acting
@@saper_dude3772 technically is acting
Oh ye
Bro summoned a whole fandom with that one
How did he tell you "the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you" when he wasn't in class yesterday💀
Bro is crystal clear honest 😂
69 likes
"TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS" this man's a wizard
"You're a wizard, Ryan!"
Duh he’s probably from hogwarts
The "OUT" had got me DYIN😂😂😂😂😂😂
“To oPeN tHe ChAmBeR oF sEcReTs” got me dying😭
“To open the chamber of secrets”. Had me 💀
"Remember when you told me yesterday 'the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do'"?
Two seconds later: "You weren't even IN class yesterday!"
I just thought that too. So who was in the class that said that 🧐🤨🤯
Pov: the sub called the teacher
Maybe they were supposed to have two classes in one day with the same teacher and he wasn't there for one of them
Thank you!
Man summoned himself from the other realm to let these goofballs know even when he isn’t here he still dismisses them
This is literally how we wish we can talk to our teachers
"to open the champer of secrets"
got me
Honestly, some parents and teachers be asking some really dumb questions just because they want some form of control.
I agree and when students / kids actually reply to them they get angry
@@rawdasalmataman7908fr
@@rawdasalmataman7908fr like my bad that I have a reasonable opinion
i still don't understand how you have 100k subscribers . this guy needs his own series on netflix
He started uploading these about a year ago. He is a mega star on Tik Tok.
Yeah
200th like!
“Can I go to the bathroom on the way?”
“What for?”
“Oh I dOn’T kNoW
TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS WHAT DO U THINK”
THE ENDING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD--😂
The sassy student is always the OP student. Trust me, I know this because I was one, and I've dealt with those as a teacher myself. 💀
“Yeah, remember when you told me yesterday”
“You weren’t even here yesterday!”
My brain isn’t braining.
i think his scenes are not scenening.
I think his channel isnt channeling
Here’s the wi-fi passcode, ur brain isn’t connected
Quick math, huh? Why isn't it mathing?
I was about to comment that and then I saw you already had.
W
"remember how you told me yesterday that the bell does...."
A few seconds later...
"You weren't even in class yesterday." 😂😂😂
To open the chamber of secrets got me laughing 😂 😂
EVERY student wanted to talk like this to a teacher
I did, I got in a lot of trouble growing up for my smart mouth lmao
@@W1nds can’t be that smart if you got into trouble
@@huytheeaterofcheese .... He said he had a smart mouth, that's not the same as claiming to be smart
@@Fallenhell100 and i was talking about the mouth
I did , and when thay caused me trouble, I caused them more and so that the cycle does not continue the teachers decided that causing me trouble is more well trouble then it was worth and I loved every moment of it, after that I got a few years of peace and quiet from moust teachers but there was this one art teacher when I was in 12th grade.... all my other teachers know that troubleing is too troublesome to be worth anything becouse of my notorious reputation but that one art teacher did not get the memo so..... hell had been unleashed once again upon an unsuspecting teacher. I would have told her that I was sorry but I didn't becouse my parents didn't raise a liar.
I would say to summon ghosts of other students that suffered same hell of school
405 likes and no replies 🤨
Lemme fix that🪄✨
@@Creeper-mb8tf I'm with you on that.
718 likes and two retards
How did the teacher tell him "The bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you" yesterday, if he wasn't there yesterday?
Same I thought I was the only one who noticed that
"remember when you told me yesterday..."
"You weren't even in class yesterday"
'To open the chamber of secrets' was the best part
agreed