Slaps the roof of the car* This baby can go 0-60 in 10 seconds and if you crash into a wall that is hard enough you can go from 140-0 in 1.2 seconds giving you a whiplash that will rip your had off
I played this without ever releasing the actual plague and just letting the vampire kill everyone. It took 12 hours, or 238 ingame years, but it's worth it
In this version, he killed the templar instantly loosing almost no health. In Mobile you almost die the moment you attack. I recomend getting dark ritual no matter what, I'm still trying to get Mega brutal down.
It’s really ironic that the Templars in this world were stomped so badly by a single vampire that it feels like the opening scene for a movie set in an apocalypse.
The Black death, Ebola and Covid-19 combined: *Heh.. What about this? I'M GONNS DECREASE IT TO 0%! ALL PANDEMICS COMBINE TOI US! WE'LL KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!*
I like how this plague is a combination of all the other special plagues. It has the ability to make all infected worship you, just like the Neurax worm It has the Templar, which is basically ZCom from the Necroa scenario It has lairs, which are like the colonies from the Simian Flu Overall, a very creative scenario
I feel like when the devs finally decide to create a sequel and stop updating plague inc they should create one last scenario, the scenario could have a HUGELY populated earth where humanity has reached the stars and such, either the devs could make other worlds like the moon or just keep it simple and on earth but either way, everywhere on earth is massively populated, every country is super rich and in general earth is basically coruscant from Star Wars, artificial organs have replaced normal organs, the UN have bases on every continent and the population can teleport to other locations and such HOWEVER this is the main kicker here, you can have multiple diseases, from bacteria to shadow plague on either different worlds or all around earth, you can have only have 2 same diseases at a time and 4 different diseases active, once you select one with enough DNA points you can get a new disease to help you, the devs could probably make a lot of combos with each disease and such, but also when it comes to special diseases (shadow plague, necroa virus, etc) you can have them all active however all diseases will fight each other to fully claim the human race, basically it could be worms vs vampires, apes vs zombies, Etc And finally for custom content the devs could allow people to fully edit the entire game with scripted events, entirely new diseases, new maps and other stuff
@@bluscout1857Yo this sounds creative as hell, I have never played this game but I love the gameplay videos of it and I'm considering making a fangame with fictional diseases
*cue $5 Mic practically in his mouth* Yey y'all it's ya boy, Grim_Reaper69 here with another tutorial. Today I'll be showing you how to end humanity with SICK plague.
Hello guys it's me, Plague God, today I will show you how to make a successful disease, wanna know how I make these, I'm using a human app called Plague Inc, pretty odd how humans make games about killing humanity Anyways if you wanna donate to my channel check the link in the description and remember, you dont need to like or sub until the end of the video, last video in the pinned comment Ok, if you looked at the title we will be doing the Vampire one, the last one that we have so far (I am not continuing)
@@trendingtoday3295 Let's name our new vampire virus "Rampire". This will be chaotic today. We'll, go play on Mega Brutal. Okay, are you ready guys? Here we go, we have released the vampire virus in China. 1 person had become a vampire! That's sick. We'll now evolve the virus with some symptoms. There we go, New symptom! We will probably win the 'game' since this virus is sorta strong. Let's keep evolving the virus symptoms until we destroy the world into bats. 15.162.194 people were now vampires. Sick! Let's keep on doing & evolving. And, we will get the world as a Vampire World! Heh! 7 billion... Yeahh! Almost there! Come on Vampire World! Get the world! Alright.. 9 billion.. That's alot. Let's just end the game and play another game as Mega Brutal - Bio Weapon.
all transports of any kind have been cut off. you probably would've been infected already anyways. and also I'm pretty sure with the bacteria on the decaying bodies, the pathogens in the air would kill you anyway.
Actually there wasn’t any form of disease when he destroyed Iceland therefore there would be no plague in the air especially considering that’s not how diseases work.
@@@MozzieFoxDoThing maybe, but being the fact that everything is destroyed, the plague is everywhere in some form, supplies are very limited; it wouldn't be long before you die by succumbing to your own madness or the plague
@Azazera Azymoto this plague could work that way to spread through the air. bodies still can decay and spread pathogens that might carry the plague but don't necessarily have too because you would still get sick and die from the decaying material and whatnot(even if you had a hazmat suit or whatever;). Also, not all diseases work the same, they can very much spread through the air and other ways. same goes for plagues too.
You commentary is EXTREMELY professional. When you were going around infecting the countries I felt like I was watching a sport. Amazing job on the strategy, of course, it was genius, but I am far more impressed with your commentary.
Agree to disagree. Ross Cross's profile pic is the perfect example of class and professionality. The duck's complicated, concerned expression reminds of modernism and post-modernism art, revealing a powerful dynamic of power and emotion. Aswell, it clearly shows a strong commentary on our current society, with his lifeless, empty eyes who seem to tug at our core.
Conrad Campbell idk there was a version of this on newgrounds way before 2012. I remember because I was in HS at the time. Maybe it was the same group that created this just testing the game concept. But I am certain I played this game in the late 2000's
omg I did the same thing and I didn’t notice right as I saw your comment I checked the video and I’ve been watching for 30 minutes and what the freak is that profile picture
He legit make me stayed focused and watch the entire 30 mins-long video in 1 shot. Strategy are well explained. I wish I can explain things that smooth
*_Just sit and wait everyone be eaten.When only impossible to kill templars left...Infect them and kill.I gonna do it bec of the powerful templars.CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BOIS_* *_If i has a screen recorder id recorded that useless shit._*
If someone were to use this scenario as a basis for a novel with your plan on how to beat it as the plot I think it would be a massive hit, might even undo the damage that the Twilight series did and make vampires scary again if done right.
@DropkicktheDecepticon It's a reference to DIO, who is the main antagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, as well as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. DIO is a vampire, and the only antagonist to appear as an antagonist in more than 1 part
*pokemon battle music plays* A wild group of angry people appeared! You sent out VAMPIRE wild group of angry people used bullets! It’s not very effective! VAMPIRE used blood rage! Wild group of angry people was massacred into a pile of flesh blood and bone! VAMPIRE won the battle! You gained 38 DNA points!
This game have the best scenerio writer , although I just look at the world map all the time , i just cant stop imagine how everything react to the plague , the shadow plague scenerio is sick.
RUclips insists that I watch this video, as it is in _literally every recommended sidebar_ I get. Just thought I'd let you know that RUclips RNG has shone upon you.
I never found vampires to be much of a problem...It just doesn't make much sense. Humans have the choice to consume human meat - but that's called 'cannibalism', so we eat/consume animals. Vampires have the choice to consume human blood - but in many shows it shows them eating/consuming animal blood as well. Would they not perfectly fit into society just as easily as humans? Just drink animal blood similar to how humans consume animal meat?
Your video is pretty good, and you're almost on point with the Latin. While nox can indeed refer to darkness, it more specifically refers to the night, so the phrase "Nox Eternis/Nox Aeternus" would translate to "The Eternal Night".
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how he explains everything like an expert salesman. Really gets you addicted
Pravus: slaps vampire
Pravus: This bad boy can kill so much fuc*ing people
@@legeekdechepaou411 so many
I can #relate
🍚
Slaps the roof of the car*
This baby can go 0-60 in 10 seconds and if you crash into a wall that is hard enough you can go from 140-0 in 1.2 seconds giving you a whiplash that will rip your had off
Cure:**Is almost finished**
Me with organ failure ready: *It's showtime*
I tried that and I lost still
Me with the Armageddon ready: pathetic
@@justajarofpeanutbutter1376 same
RELATABLE MATE
This is not burnout paradise
I played this without ever releasing the actual plague and just letting the vampire kill everyone. It took 12 hours, or 238 ingame years, but it's worth it
What did you level up
@@roxyfigueira3660 All Vampire abilities and nothing else. Do not evolve Shadow Blessing
Imagine a virus takes until 2258 to kill everyone in real life
legendary strat
How much DNA did you have at the end ?
Has a bad night of sleep
Parents: "you're just stressed."
Doctor: "you're just stressed."
Google:
Google gives every reason as to why you are going to die no matter the symptom
-Lonely Star- yep I have a bit of difficulty taking a deep breath and it’s says I have cancer lol
-Lonely Star- even tho I just can’t take a deep breath
Google: Some possible things
Bing:
Google:hack that vampire
God, I hope this man never holds a grudge against humanity
I do not recommend Vampires but half of the World's population was trivial.
we'd be in trouble if he did, he mite evolve a disease and kill us all
@Thot Destroyer iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE
lmaaao
Thot Destroyer SO NO CHI NO SADAME
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Imagine aliens observing us eradicating our own kind in a videogame
Humans are shit
@VER Productions WAR INC
Where in a video game where aliens control us we all die life is meaningless
@@princesaharr1529 you called yourself shit... wow thats just sad
Aliens: ooooo interesting
Also aliens: copying shadow plague
Humanity: coronavirus
Extremely brutal: vampire has a chance of getting diabetes when feasting in America
So true tbh
In this version, he killed the templar instantly loosing almost no health. In Mobile you almost die the moment you attack. I recomend getting dark ritual no matter what, I'm still trying to get Mega brutal down.
David Damron I kept weakening the Last Templar base and then running away healing and then coming back before it can heal
Thanks- me an American
@@daviddamron2028 In the updated desktop version it is 50/50. In 50 ocasions ey instantly die,in the other 50 you get -99 health.
"this time humanity will fall!"
Pravus: yay
Hes a demon
officially the first reply here
officialy the second reply here
officially the third reply here
gud one
This man is like top-level God in gaming. I've never heard someone explain a strategy and advantages in a game like this.
True
Agreed
Same
Yea
I agree.
*Greenland has left the chat*
*Vampire has joined the chat.*
has joined that chat.
BFB bottle grim reaper has join the chat to kill u guys
*USA has joined the chat*
???
Pravus: “Bullets don’t work on vampires”
My brain: BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
@Yasmine Scharpf no
the holy hand grenade is unnecessary. thy shall not use it, you fool.
@@jttekton First of all, it's "thou". Secondly, I agree. Thou needest not the holy hand grenade. Thy prayer will do.
Bring forth the holy guned bullets
What about a super soaker with holy water
It’s really ironic that the Templars in this world were stomped so badly by a single vampire that it feels like the opening scene for a movie set in an apocalypse.
Its all fun and garlic until the vampire starts throwing knives and knows how to stop time
Smiling Doggie *J O J O*
Is that a Dio reference
KONO DIO DA
WWRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
Dio is such overrated
No offense but i hate dio.
*Scientists finds a 100% cure on common plagues*
World: Did we survive?
Zombie plague: Well yes but actually no
Vampire:Not if I can decrease it to 80%
Board game: what is a cure?
its necroa
Zombies coming to kill the researchers : you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting
The Black death, Ebola and Covid-19 combined: *Heh.. What about this? I'M GONNS DECREASE IT TO 0%! ALL PANDEMICS COMBINE TOI US! WE'LL KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!*
Anything : Happens
Pravus : ｗｅ＇ｖｅ ｈｉｔ ｃｒｉｔｉｃａｌ ｍａｓｓ
lol
udx Pravus: N e c r o s i s
How do you get that font?
How did you get that font
@T-GAY n o t t h a t
I like how this plague is a combination of all the other special plagues.
It has the ability to make all infected worship you, just like the Neurax worm
It has the Templar, which is basically ZCom from the Necroa scenario
It has lairs, which are like the colonies from the Simian Flu
Overall, a very creative scenario
I feel like when the devs finally decide to create a sequel and stop updating plague inc they should create one last scenario, the scenario could have a HUGELY populated earth where humanity has reached the stars and such, either the devs could make other worlds like the moon or just keep it simple and on earth but either way, everywhere on earth is massively populated, every country is super rich and in general earth is basically coruscant from Star Wars, artificial organs have replaced normal organs, the UN have bases on every continent and the population can teleport to other locations and such
HOWEVER this is the main kicker here, you can have multiple diseases, from bacteria to shadow plague on either different worlds or all around earth, you can have only have 2 same diseases at a time and 4 different diseases active, once you select one with enough DNA points you can get a new disease to help you, the devs could probably make a lot of combos with each disease and such, but also when it comes to special diseases (shadow plague, necroa virus, etc) you can have them all active however all diseases will fight each other to fully claim the human race, basically it could be worms vs vampires, apes vs zombies, Etc
And finally for custom content the devs could allow people to fully edit the entire game with scripted events, entirely new diseases, new maps and other stuff
@@bluscout1857Yo this sounds creative as hell, I have never played this game but I love the gameplay videos of it and I'm considering making a fangame with fictional diseases
@@bluscout1857crazy, I would look forward to it
@@djangel3108 that would be really cool lol
@@cole009productions7 😁👍
Coronavirus: *Exists*
RUclips: *"Imma put this video on recommended."*
I was thinking the same lol
Same here
facts
Same bro 😂
Same
“Let’s fly to the U.K”
Me: “NOOO”
“In fact, let’s attack Finland.”
Also me: “Phew..”
You didn't want to deal with Dio Brando Didi you
He should've attacked the U.K
Why?
Because its a jojo reference
We already have our vampire DIO BRANDO
This feels like Death teaching his student's how to create a plague.
*cue $5 Mic practically in his mouth* Yey y'all it's ya boy, Grim_Reaper69 here with another tutorial. Today I'll be showing you how to end humanity with SICK plague.
Hello guys it's me, Plague God, today I will show you how to make a successful disease, wanna know how I make these, I'm using a human app called Plague Inc, pretty odd how humans make games about killing humanity
Anyways if you wanna donate to my channel check the link in the description and remember, you dont need to like or sub until the end of the video, last video in the pinned comment
Ok, if you looked at the title we will be doing the Vampire one, the last one that we have so far
(I am not continuing)
I think Death was on the dev team 😂
Nah, this is papa nurgle
@@trendingtoday3295
Let's name our new vampire virus "Rampire". This will be chaotic today. We'll, go play on Mega Brutal. Okay, are you ready guys? Here we go, we have released the vampire virus in China.
1 person had become a vampire! That's sick. We'll now evolve the virus with some symptoms.
There we go, New symptom! We will probably win the 'game' since this virus is sorta strong. Let's keep evolving the virus symptoms until we destroy the world into bats.
15.162.194 people were now vampires. Sick! Let's keep on doing & evolving. And, we will get the world as a Vampire World! Heh!
7 billion... Yeahh! Almost there! Come on Vampire World! Get the world!
Alright.. 9 billion.. That's alot. Let's just end the game and play another game as Mega Brutal - Bio Weapon.
I like how he talks about destroying the world, but his profile picture is “PG”
Lmao
What is pg u fricking noob idiota
エロアニメ
@@obsessedredditor1399 parental guidance
Y viendo que eres español, significa que necesita control parental o que se aconseja
@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723 Si
What I’ve learnt:
1. This game is good for tacticians.
thats why i like strategy games
Please don't do this in real life
@@ZDXNeru why not, I want to die!
Rebel inc. is also a great strategy game
@@ZDXNeru too late, we got coronavirus now
I can tell this man is highly educated because he remembers every countries name.
its kinda easy tbh.
Thereal Bigmac that’s a terrible measure of intelligence. geez
When you play the game so much it teaches you ;-;
@@KAFaye-nk5tl he was talking about the level of education and not intelligence. Geez.
Huh? The name of the country is literally on the bottom of the interface
How to survive:
Step 1: move to Iceland
Step 2: ignore the dead population
all transports of any kind have been cut off. you probably would've been infected already anyways. and also I'm pretty sure with the bacteria on the decaying bodies, the pathogens in the air would kill you anyway.
@@lsrasr Fallout prep might just help. Snag a hazmat suit, few extra filters or another gas mask and I'd say there's a slim chance of you living...
Actually there wasn’t any form of disease when he destroyed Iceland therefore there would be no plague in the air especially considering that’s not how diseases work.
@@@MozzieFoxDoThing maybe, but being the fact that everything is destroyed, the plague is everywhere in some form, supplies are very limited; it wouldn't be long before you die by succumbing to your own madness or the plague
@Azazera Azymoto this plague could work that way to spread through the air. bodies still can decay and spread pathogens that might carry the plague but don't necessarily have too because you would still get sick and die from the decaying material and whatnot(even if you had a hazmat suit or whatever;). Also, not all diseases work the same, they can very much spread through the air and other ways. same goes for plagues too.
I’ve watched this video just for entertainment about 5 times now and it never gets less interesting.
I watched it like 16 times
@@countrysartoutlines Watched this 28 times in the span of 1 day
Who would win:
Over 7 billion people with deadly military and nuklear weapons
Or
One vampire boi
The vampire, humans are stupid enough to lose that battle
Idk
One pointy teeth boi
yep the boiiiiii
Little ree kid would smack him
You commentary is EXTREMELY professional. When you were going around infecting the countries I felt like I was watching a sport. Amazing job on the strategy, of course, it was genius, but I am far more impressed with your commentary.
This is a professional comment.
This is not a professional profile pic
Agree to disagree. Ross Cross's profile pic is the perfect example of class and professionality. The duck's complicated, concerned expression reminds of modernism and post-modernism art, revealing a powerful dynamic of power and emotion. Aswell, it clearly shows a strong commentary on our current society, with his lifeless, empty eyes who seem to tug at our core.
He's educated and overall good in speech IMO.
God that profile picture is terrifying
he protecc
he attacc
but most important
he use ur blood as a snacc
And he also infecc
Duolingo Bird...
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly he Succ
I like it
Wa wa wa wa wawa
Love the fact that it's 2021 when he started the nox eternis.
Plague Inc. - Teaching impressionable people to be Bio Terrorists since 2012
I might become a "bio scientist" in the future.
Fliyo MB spoop
Conrad Campbell idk there was a version of this on newgrounds way before 2012. I remember because I was in HS at the time. Maybe it was the same group that created this just testing the game concept. But I am certain I played this game in the late 2000's
Same guys.
It doesn't teach shit though, it's just a game to fuck about in
*selects difficulty*
*continues*
Madagascar has closed it's port
lol
Nick Blank np, you could just fly to Madagascar
there is no airport
Vampires don't need runways.
Send me your profile pic @Nick Blank
Violets are blue
Roses are red
"the population of Iceland is dead"
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Beautiful
Rip
I am confuse...
"how 'bout that"
This was one of my first introductions to plague inc, god I miss those days
Nobody:
My mind: (vampires are just human versions of mosquitos)
Snom nom pooooop
@@logergames8400 bitc--
Hoi
Scoobidu pa pa skiridi tra tra
RA RA
a vampire in egypt? get the road roller!
Aru Grivolk02 just made Joestar home above
Aru Grivolk02
ZA WARDO!!!!
Aru Grivolk02 finally more jojo fans WRYYYYYYYYYY
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
"Only 1.8 BILLION dead." well ok
What do you mean only that’s a lot!!!!!!
30:06
Well that's just a bit more than China's population, so...
The world population is a little bit over 7billion so yeah only
Cyem Luke Valente 6 *billion* humans left
I come back to this vid every now and then even though ive already beaten this level.
It's just so entertaining to watch!
Starts video, gets commercial for health insurance.
Oh, RUclips...
Wiebe Schouten RUclips In a nutshell
and that right before watching a vid about a vamp eradicating humanity ... ITS A SIGN!!! THE END IS TO ALL IS NEAR XD
Wiebe Schouten Same lol. Google is stupid AF.
Two words: Get Adblock
Wiebe Schouten Maybe the healthcare will protect you from vampires.
What? I just watched a 30 minute video and didn't notice. That's what I call quality content.
Camarão BR Isn’t it lovely?
Ummm a problem you sneezed the most snot in the world and sneezed in your photo 😐
I didnt realise that either XD
omg I did the same thing and I didn’t notice right as I saw your comment I checked the video and I’ve been watching for 30 minutes and what the freak is that profile picture
when i watched it i thought it was 15 to 20 minutes
Imagine if the coronavirus is just someone playing Plague Inc. on the wrong computer...
remember we are a computer simulation right
Bonda dont play the plague
shut up nerd
True
Yeah I wondered that a few days ago
He legit make me stayed focused and watch the entire 30 mins-long video in 1 shot.
Strategy are well explained. I wish I can explain things that smooth
As a computer science student who studies game trees, you have a REAL analytical GIFT.
What a fucking gay thing to say.
@@WeTBaNaNaa there's nothing wrong with being gay
oh boy lol you right. I should use that word less.
i would just buy lots of garlic and barricade myself in a church
until it becomes an actual disease then yer fucked.
CDC outfit an a lot of oxygen liquifiers.
вељко with a sunroof
вељко Definitely I would stock up on Holy water and build wooden spikes plus a crossbow.
вељко ikr
This was oddly entertaining. So much so that I watched the whole thing before realizing that it was 30 minutes long.
Diabeetus
Same
Same
Same
This was 30 minutes long? Woh
"Centuries ago."
Me: It's freezing cold and several centuries old.
And leave both prints and orbs for so long i've been told
roses are red,
rhymes are usually intended,
I'm only watching this video because it's always in my recommended.
WOAH ORIGINAL
Derpy: *blah blah blah rhyming*
Me: boi this guy watches blood videos
How else would he get this in recommended??
@@InfinityBSAsk RUclips
@@creeperx049 he ain't wrong tho
So dam relatable
This guy makes it look so easy to win...
Glitch 2 he does
Glitch 2
The easy way is usually the boring way too.
Because its easy
*_Just sit and wait everyone be eaten.When only impossible to kill templars left...Infect them and kill.I gonna do it bec of the powerful templars.CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BOIS_*
*_If i has a screen recorder id recorded that useless shit._*
no actually it's easy to do u just need to wait a lot that's the hard part lol
"Let's devour the Chinese for a bit"
"Get some of that Mandarin blood"
Yum Chinese food
*Egg Fried Rice*
asian cuisine
Hungry again in ten minutes.
This is the 4th time I've been recommended in 4 years
It's nice that the algorithm keeps this video in my annual rotation
*GREENLAND WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Ayan Iftikhar dude Im from greenland😠
RomtoddyerYT ...And what?
no
Greenmark
@@rom05
What about that was offensive?
"let's devour the Chinese for a little bit"
The revenge of the bat soup
heck yes
LOL 😂
Prophetic 😭
Eh, the bats have already got their revenge on us for being made into soup.
But why did they have to punish all countries, not just china...
@Jovan Andrean 1138098 well, we may eat frog and snails in France, but we never touched to the bat yet
*sees video in recommended for the 98th time*
FINE ILL WATCH IT
It's about 175 for me
1st....weird.
LMAO
328
1
"It's morbin' time" - Nox Eternis's 1st victim
A Templar's worst nightmare: Vampire Assassins.
True. So so true.
Nothing is True....Everything is Permitted
Please help, whener I try to play this and I send the vampire to united states he always dies of heart attack because of high cholesterol, what to do?
Nuda Veliká z čeľade Počítačovitých I advise run to Canada cavities are better than heart disease
Send him to Nauru, he'll learn how good he has it there.
High cholesterol lol USA 😂
+Inkl1ng why Nauru?
that’s hurtful for the people who live in US which i do ....
RUclips: "Let's give Pravus a chance, he only has about 408K subscribers."
AI: " O. K."
If we switch the places, it's K. O.
If someone were to use this scenario as a basis for a novel with your plan on how to beat it as the plot I think it would be a massive hit, might even undo the damage that the Twilight series did and make vampires scary again if done right.
nothing a little flex tape can't fix!
Or a bag of ice!
(You know, schools?)
I wheezed so hard what the shit
School nurses be like: here’s a band aid
But....
*THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE*
@@fallen_vague28 our school nurse used to tell us to drink water
A vampire in Poland? Where's Geralt when you him?
need*
NAILED IT
couldnt you just edit it?
I don't know why, but I can't. The button just isn't there.
Laserrifle125 POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA!!
1 Vampire vs. a whole clan. Damn this must be Alucard.
Willnuex damn right, a real vampire
Willnuex bitch i eat people
Nope. Just a viking vampire, seeking for blood, loot and virgins.
Lol hahahaha 😂
Where's Anderson when you need him? Oh right, he did some Holy Marys, ate his multivitamins, fucked off and died.
"They still are not working on the cure"
(while there is 3% on the cure)
-Pravus (2016)
This is literally impossible on mobile.......
I feel u m8
No
@@thega. even taking out the first base isn't possible without dying on mobile
@@thega.e
@@mydukdoespvp9548 E*
It's all fun and games until a Japanese 17 year old male student finds the mastermind with his grandpa and a French man after 50 days in Egypt.
@DropkicktheDecepticon WRYYYYYYYY
@DropkicktheDecepticon It's a reference to DIO, who is the main antagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, as well as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. DIO is a vampire, and the only antagonist to appear as an antagonist in more than 1 part
"I will now devour the population of Greenland."
Me - "Oh, okay so like, all 7 of them?"
Greenland: Huger island less people
Iceland: SMALLER ISLAND. 2-3X MORE PEOPLE
thats just the planet
Vampires hate him! find out why with this one simple trick!
*Necklace with Garlic on it*
lol sounds like those annoying generic ads.
congrats you got the joke
@@auugh43546 *Achievement unlocked!*
*"No shit Sherlock!" - 200G*
"I reject my humanity, jojo!"
"If you kill me my ghost will haunt you!"
100 years later
"I shall remove jotaro's head to rest in peace!"
"No."
"Gunshot noises"
The plague is basically a JoJo reference
*Pillar Men: Awaken plays*
@@snuzieB its part of the meme, reply to me for more info
KONO DIO DA
Me: he's gonna start in Saudi Arabia
Pravus: starts in Greenland.
Excuse me what the
He had a good reason for it too. It's about being able to move around alot without costing too many resources.
That was exactly what I thought I ‘knew’ he was gonna start in Saudi Arabia then he didn’t
And Greenland is hard to get in
Me: I have an itchy throat, let me google what I have.
Google: You have the Shadow Plague.
Me: Oh.
Ya cant get me! Im Italian!garlic runs in my blood
Salve connazionale
Im half Italian and that’s funny
**chokes on smell of garlic**
*Cue Shadow Blessing evolved
I eat Italian foods all the time. 😂
"how many lives you take?"
"how many times you play plage inc?"
"DIOOOOOO"
the nut is pleased
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Kono DIO da
start in greenland because holy shit is it hard to infect greenland
start in greenland because HOLY SHIT IT'S A NORDIC VAMPIRE.
Would he hate Thor and go by the name of "Leif"?
VV. Viking Vampire..
The only way it could go worse if it was riding a vampire bear.
no, a werebear.
Joshua Roefs ikr
The fact that its 2021 in the game scares me
When I was watching this my mom told me to buy some garlic
🤔🤔🤔
AND THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE
Hey, uhh.. what’s your blood type? Actually it doesn’t matter, I prefer any blood
Haha I understand When ur WATCHED this ur mom told u to t garlic and vampires hate garlic and this is a vampire vid
@@georgepig9322 you have a seizure mate?
262 like
I don't understand how ONE vampire without infecting any other humans can destroy the human population
Daniel Van the powers of Edward cullen
Don't know who that is sorry
God was getting sick of humanity and created an almighty vampire to wipe out humanity for him.
Doubt that
Chuck Norris would've been the only survivor, because when vampires bite chuck Norris, they turn into more of him, just like zombies
Apparently, when you name the virus *"ligma"* it's lethality rate skyrockets
You know what ligma is,ligma balls
huh
@@ToBean8198 wow. that's... not how the joke goes...
Really? I doubt it.
Probably cause when you say “I have Ligma” nobody believes you
Eminem: rap god
zeus: lightning god
pravus: plague god
If vampires died from salt league of legend players will be A-okay
Fangus TV gdhdhdhhdhhe
Fangus TV Y PLAI LOL UND IN OFFENDUD
Fangus TV lmao it’s sadly true
I'd be a vamp slaying god.
Truueeee
*pokemon battle music plays*
A wild group of angry people appeared!
You sent out VAMPIRE
wild group of angry people used bullets!
It’s not very effective!
VAMPIRE used blood rage!
Wild group of angry people was massacred into a pile of flesh blood and bone!
VAMPIRE won the battle!
You gained 38 DNA points!
JakFroot 35 best thing I have heard today XD
a wild group of italian appears
it used garlic bread vampire died
JakFroot 35 q
JakFroot 35 angry people use stakes!
Angry group of people won!
I freaking love your brain.
Fun game for these videos: pretend to be a person in the world of this game. Imagine what you would do to survive.
This game have the best scenerio writer , although I just look at the world map all the time , i just cant stop imagine how everything react to the plague , the shadow plague scenerio is sick.
Shadow plague=GARLIC >:>
1.) Find a bunker.
2.) Start a garlic farm.
3.) Gather a crap ton of garlic.
4.) Get some silver bullets(?).
5.) Start wrecking face.
silver bullets are werewolves
GamerGeek TV
I had a brainfart and I couldn't remember if silver bullets correspond to vampires or werewolves, hence the *question mark*
I love how much you enjoy the game and you want to share your love of it with others keep up the amazing work
RUclips insists that I watch this video, as it is in _literally every recommended sidebar_ I get.
Just thought I'd let you know that RUclips RNG has shone upon you.
You beat Mega brutal, yet I failed casual.
yeah happened to me too vampire died almost instant to every templar base i went too
giovanni van der leest I can never beat my last Templar
If so, try my custom level called “R.I.P. Humans” under Steam username Bndcyr
I failed and my vampire starved
Me 2
Drinking Game:
Every time he says "Good Central Location", take a shot.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Or use marshmallows to be PG.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Sounds like suicide to me.
When I read good centeral location he said that I'm in tears
"Only 1.8 billion dead."
That's a hilariously horrific statement.
Good thing I like garlic bread. ..
ButterSquids there’s no garlic in garlic bread
XxTyrone1234xX - The Master Gamer ??????
Rational Human being depends on quality, some times there is no garlic, just artificial flavoring.
ButterSquids Garlic bread armour
*Throws loaves of garlic bread at vampires*
This strat is so legit like wow, the commentary is amazing
28:26
Patriot.
Even after death, he's white and red.
But most importantly
He's technically ded
This man's voice is the new president of usa. I would listen to everything you say. You got a really charming voice! Keep these up please.
Missed opportunity
Ya should’ve started in Romania
😂😂
He only went to Greenland cuz he was using a good strategy
@@asianwaldo2020 r/woooosh
@@froggy_chair This isn't reddit
@@masquild9262 sorry i forgot this was youtube xD
i mean at least the point got through lol
non polish person: **says "Poland"**
Polish people: *Patriotism engaged*
Tru xDD
yeah we're popular out there
im Polish and i can confirm
👋
L:L:LLLKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I never found vampires to be much of a problem...It just doesn't make much sense.
Humans have the choice to consume human meat - but that's called 'cannibalism', so we eat/consume animals.
Vampires have the choice to consume human blood - but in many shows it shows them eating/consuming animal blood as well.
Would they not perfectly fit into society just as easily as humans? Just drink animal blood similar to how humans consume animal meat?
Echo Solar
This is Plague Inc. Lol
lol i know I just found it quite silly
Human blood tastes better
Tyler Pearson you need new toothpastes
Vampires think it tastes better lol I don’t drink blood.
2016: Let’s play Plague Inc.
2020: It became a reality
Vampire pun at 30:38
Lol
That pun sucks.
Nobody:
School nurses: here’s a band-aid
You mean ice pack?
Lol ya
My zombie virus: *exist*
School nurse: *ICE ICE BABY*
Band-aids are for people who are hurt
r/woooosh
eventually the vampires will starve bc they are all infected. they're gonna run out of fresh clean blood
using mass human blood farms is what they should of been aiming for near the end, think matrix, but for blood
Like in daybreakers
Strawbérry Milk what would happen if the vampire went to africa and drank some aids infected blood
Who says the infected can't be used for blood? The infected are still humans and only the real vampires drink blood.
They can just start farms, they're not zombies.
Hey Pravus! Thanks so much for this walkthrough. I could not figure this disease type out lmao, this helped me so much! Love your videos!
This man is legit amazing at commentating wtf. You earned a subscriber
“I REJECT MY HUMANITY!”
GOODBY JOJO
hehehehe very funni
goodbye, jojo!
At last,a fellow jojo fan
Wry wry wry wryyyyyy
"i will grab... dog" - Pravus Gaming
Your video is pretty good, and you're almost on point with the Latin. While nox can indeed refer to darkness, it more specifically refers to the night, so the phrase "Nox Eternis/Nox Aeternus" would translate to "The Eternal Night".