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The Entity gave unc a fresh fade🙏
clean cut
Tf does that even mean
@@Fireball_ u need to know the lore
@sjsajkdjjsks I know the lore but I don't know why he chose those words
@@Fireball_
UNC=uncle
Fade=hairstyle
Fresh=slang for new, stylish/fashionable
Prayer Hands 🙏 thanking whomever for rift, known as UNC, recieving such a cut (haircut)
you should do a sequel to 'this video' called 'that video' where you talk about this video and go over your script and critique it
lol
Why not make it a trilogy with "those videos"
@@SeparatiXzthat would be amazing
then put them all in a playlist together and call it “these videos”
@@EphemeralRiftthen repeat it more and more till it's entire series
bro thats just so genius, he made a video with a simple trigger like keyboard typing but still manages to add his chaotic creativeness into that by writing a script. Uncle E you are amazing.
Why's everybody acting like we've never seen him clean shaven before?
Not at all, we are in the 3rd circle now ?
honestly though i think it's been a couple if not a few years since i've been this clean shaven lol. i can't even remember the last time, you'd have to scroll through the videos
@@EphemeralRiftfour years Unc
Didn't even have his head, smh
@@EphemeralRift I remember the shaven head phase. I would sometimes confuse you with MassageASMR's channel.
wait where’s the beard
I think he shaved it off. Not 100% sure though
It ran away
@@hexerey he probably shaved it off
He has an Ephemeral Beard now
Not in this video
That comic sans is personal Uncle E
Like, why we being punished??
the beard is a seasonal worker
it comes and goes
So he likes undertale
Damn, bro really changed. From santa to retired father 💀
The beard is probably taking a nap.
i can't stand maintenance: beard means trimming, fuck long hair and trying to dry that mess after a shower, and clean shaven means shaving every other day. can't fucking win!
@@EphemeralRift i def understand you though
@@EphemeralRift yeah i get you
Give the man a break, he makes all of these asmr videos for you, he is capable of shaving his beard however he likes🙂
I started a new job recently and this is totally the kind of ASMR I experience in real life. Sitting next to someone when shadowing/observing them on the computer, typing, speaking softly. I try my best to not be weird and pay attention to what I need to be learning, but it's something I've always had and it's just always so pleasant 😅
Me too!!! it’s hard to focus when you’re so relaxed lol
I hope you are well, Uncle E
likewise!
I love when he just switches up the flow wid it
That was a short video bye to you too 00:17
LOVE THIS CONCEPT ! This feels like being sleepy in class and fall asleep... That is too good sleep in place where's forbidden to...
THANKS !
Finally, ER videos have subtitles
Woah. It's the ephemeral chin.
Can you shut up
@@overwatchgeek5735Just because Overwatch is toxic doesn't mean you gotta be. Do better.
Behold my beauty in all of it's splendor! Ugly trolls hiding behind anonymity be jealous af.
Lolol I think all of these salty people fear change or just straight up don’t like change at all and feel the compelling need to voice that online in the comment section somewhere.
I think you look great! 😊
Bring me the tinglesssssssssyaassssss thankuuuuuuuuuuuu
@@jesssmith8773it sounds alot like the symptoms of autism
I just realized le tirf phamere is an anagram for ephemeral rift
I thought it was French, then I realized it was an anagram, lol
I just got home from work and got jump scared by Paul (with a fresh fade)
Wishing for your wellness uncle E ....you seemed well still. It's impossible to find any other uncle like you
likewise I'm sure!
I always thought he was saying some german word like “gutenhau” as a greeting, not “good now”
lol That's pretty funny actually. I think it's because there's no way to know what time you're watching it, so just good... whatever time it is. Good now.
I've been here since your first video I thank you for helping me with my insomnia and nightmares
Such pleasant colour of monitor. Nostalgic 😌
We almost ready to fall asleep. Oh, wait. We forgot to drink water. *Drinking water*. Here we go😴
This video starts at 0:01
Ty
Honourable mention as it's best
Wrong!
Thank you.. a true saint 🙏🙏
thanks chief
Corvus needed the beard for
"Ze beard experiment"
Ephemomenal is responding to comments now? The clean shaven look is def an ephemeral gift
This new look reminds me about the first video i ever saw from ephimeral rift,it was like suicide thoughts at night,still watch that video sometimes
Ah man the colours, giant text and whole design of it remins me of the good old times when i wrote on Windows XP and even Windows 98 in school. Nice throw back and loved to follow what was written next!
I'll be 57 in 26 years, i do wonder if we will still see ER uploading then
A lot of these comments are quite rude. I hope those people end up feeling so splentastic that they reevaluate how they interact with people. Love the video, incredibly relaxing.
they're just jealous!
There are some very unhappy individuals roaming this bug space rock. Be better, do better.......oh and also shut the fuck up! Great video as per. The ASMR GOAT
@@EphemeralRift They aren't jealous, they are bored teenagers who say anything they want because it's their greatest way to rebel against the ideologies of being respectful and intelligent.
One of the videos of all time.
Thank you ER for that wonderful piece of content, appreciate it. It's quite rare to see such beauty on the internet theses days
Can't help but notice you aren't using the Redragon keyboard you got in your "ASMR Building a PC" video🤔
2:10 fakest smile in all of mankind
Holy based Libre Office user
🙏
I gotta say, I am feeling pheldrichominal today
Hey ephemeral rift absolutely phenomenal video it makes me feel pheldritchnominal
You have made such a tremendous impact on RUclips. Your videos are so well done, polished, extremely creative, and we can tell you put so much thought into them. You are a pioneer, you’ve paved a path for other RUclipsrs that want to make content like you. I salute you my man, thanks for the great content!
lol i think you're going a bit overboard but i appreciate the sentiment ;)
Hey Uncle E ! Great video. I'll be listening to it while sick, so, it is welcomed.
Just a quick tip: you can write on the center of the page automatically by pressing the second option at the right of the "highlighter" button, up on the tool bar. That way you don't have to eyeball it... But hey, I'm not your boss. You can do it however you can. It's great either way.
Nice haircut, btw!
Omg! My most favorite ASMR video! Typing and whispering! This going on my playlists! ❤
Hi!
42:00
Caucasian comes from the Caucus mountains, a natural intersection between Asia and Europe (which is where the ‘Asian’ comes from in the name). It is as if right now the shared national border of Russia, Georgia and Azerbaijan, with Turkey, Azerbaijan and Armenia nearly reaching the mountain ranges.
I also believe that Caucasian is now an improper way to refer to a person as, as it was based on a since disproven field of science, though I may be mixing it up there.
Watched on August 27th 2024 at 11:13 pm.
Watched on August 28th 2024 at 12:40 am
Watched on August 29th 2024 at 2:01 am
Watched on August 30th 2024 at 2:21 am, 🗿
Watched on September 11, 2001 8:20am yall will NOT guess what just happened
Watched on September 1st 2024 at 11:19 pm.
I’m still hooked on the old videos so when I see new ones, I feel like I time traveled
The calendar year discussion reminds me of a joke:
The old natural museum guide, near retirement, is talking to a group of visitors about a T-Rex skeleton.
"This dinosaur is sixty-five million and thirty-three years, ten months and six days."
"How can the age be so precise?" asks a visitor.
"Well", the old man ponders out loud, "when I started this job, I've been told the T-Rex was 65 million years...'
Whoa, you cut your hair AND your beard! I ironically cut my hair today, now I look like Maki from Jujutsu Kaisen I just need to dye it forest green and the assemble is complete.
Also cut my hair today and went bald because why not.
Congrats bro, I shaved my hair first time a year ago and it was the best decision @@RamielDerLinke
libreoffice based
underrated comment
This video will reach the whole world.
love how he used comic sans 💀
You are so creative!I have watched your videos for over a year now, and you are one of the reasons I decided to start an Asmr channel of my own. Keep posting videos, you are brilliant and very comforting.
Paul with the OG babyface look. Very nice!
That three seconds of Corvus startled me lol
I'll be 47 in 26 years. I don't want to think about that.
This video put me on a fast tract to writing on one of my stories for like 4 hours straight, thank you very much, i've been lacking motivation for weeks 💜💜
It is in fact not August 29, 2024
It is
@@ipoop4359You're from the future. It's 3am on the 28th currently
It’s the 28th!!
@ipoop4359 yeah im in australia and its the 28th even for us lol
I wrote this comment on the 27th (comment not reply)
RIP 🪦 ER’s Beard 😔😪💐
Love your videos man, don't know what I'd do without them 🫀
I'm a time traveller! I watched this August 28th, 2024 a day before it was scheduled! I promise to use my powers only for good!
I too travel time. I show up right after any time this dude shows up and I use my powers only for mildly inconveniencing people
@chrismanuel9768 You're the Vegeta to my Goku! I may be first but the Fandom likes you more
I was waiting for this video
Friendly tip if u click the center text button before you start typing u won’t have to space all those it’ll do it for you
Omg! I haven't seen the phase 2 haircut in sooo long 😄 I thought I'd never see it again :') good to see you doing well, Unc.
lol
Likewise I’m sure!
🥰🥰💪💪🇨🇦@@EphemeralRift
Mysterious and yet, distinctly sultry
I feel like that kid when they see the dad without his beard for the first time ☹️
This video is so creative keep up the good work
Almost Livestream content is a new era. Greetings from Phoenixville
I love these kind of videos every now and then, where you just do something outside of the usual recipe uncle Paul, they're genuinely fun! how are you?
I love the switch up. You never have the same look twice
i hate maintenance. long hair is annoying, beard means trimming it, clean shaven means shaving. i can't win!
I will watch this video on all of the dates that you mentioned
The first problem I encounter is that I cannot go into the past. I will find a way
How can this man look sixteen and sixty at the same time?
This reminds me of the ending of an x files episode where Mulder is typing, can't remember the name of the episode but it featured alot of cockroaches
After hearing "pheldritchnominal" for the very first time, it has come to my attention that we've never had a video where Uncle E explains the Levels of Wellness in depth to us. I would very much enjoy a vid like this someday
Ha, maybe one day!
The man himself! Will be staying tuned in case it ever comes to fruition :)
@masonbrunermason!! Yer a genius!! 👍👍♥️🇨🇦1239
That font with those colors, they have something haunting
TWIN WHERE YO HAIR GO
Am I the only one who hears a psychophony? It sounds like a man crying, twice 19:37 and 19:41
Nah I head that too
What's a psychophony?
@@Martin-ne2vq the phenomenon where a spirit talks using the voice of a medium
Corvus needed to borrow the beard for one of his patients.
fantastic video youre definitely reaching to many and many with this content
This dude is looking fresh 🔥🔥
This video ends at 1:28:17
Why not longer.
E i think you left your beard in another video. Want us to look for it?
Been about 10 months since I’ve been on ER content, just came to the realization that ER reminds me a lot of Maynard James Keenan. Anyways back to existing,
hair
yea, couldnt agree more
Thanks uncle E still love you man
I will be 65 years old in 2050 and currently 39 years old. thanks for asking.
bro looks like James Vowles 😭🙏
The fact that I'm watching this on 28th....
phheeewwwww! Uncle E hasnt been clean cut in a while! Lookin good!
I was wondering why u looked different..and i couldnt even pinpoint it until i read the comments. Lol ty for another video. i will get good sleep.
Hi ER !!! Thanks for all the videos!
The void took his beard
The camera and mics are the eye and ears of your best friend(s) that you feel free to talk to and say what's on your mind, uncle.
This is so relaxing, thanks uncle E 😎🤙😴
i feel like vsauce would like this channel alot
The craziest thing is, All we need is this video
Very tingly. Thank you!❤
Beardless Rift is back!
great video.
0:08 would've been kinda funny if it ended there
breaking the rules by watching this on the 28th of august
Fuck yeah, Goblin Spit. Let's break every rule
How old will you guys be in 26 years compared to now,?
I’m 16 now and I’ll be 42yrs old in 26 years. 😅
Just makes you think how crazy the future will be for us all and I hope y’all stay with me on this wild adventure into the future!
I count spamming spacebar instead of centering the text as a personal attack and I am calling the police
we need a sequel called That Video
And my teachers used to tell me I needed to write shorter sentences…
I will come back in 2050 to watch this again
Maybe it’s just me but you’re not looking very well, hope you’re okay and everything fine with you
Love u Uncle E
it's just you
Lol
This video
Title with an abnormal and impossible to decipher meaning? Oh yeah unc got us set up.