Hearing Corvus curse for the first time is funny. I never thought I'd see Corvus be annoyed with his workplace but here we are. Maybe we can ask the building to annoy him more.😅😊😂
He does actually say "Oh.... shit" in one of his vids. Just for good measure I want you to know that I'm not trying to make you look bad or say that ur stupid, just trying to add to the fun. I know how I get when people try and make me look stupid, so I didn't want yall to feel the same way.
Hearing Corvus swear just made me choke on my drink. I think i never heard that before and it feels so interesting to see that he also has a somewhat short fuse when it comes to certain things. Highly enjoyable but caught me off guard. Love it!
While I’m sure ER/corvus/the entity’s family are used to these kind of performances. Can you imagine just walking into the room and seeing a witch doctor wiggling a rusty nail into a concerning accurate model of a brain and talking about the best way to turn one into a smoothie.
What happens at Arkham Sanitarium stays at Arkham Sanitarium. Just imagine what happens in the treatment rooms where there are no cameras like this one.
@@EphemeralRift I have a video idea. It would be really funny and probably very relaxing with the way that you do things to see Corvis collecting samples of many different deadly diseases and viruses and fungi.
I can't say how much Corvus means to me. I love this chracter to bits and your world building and lore is amazing as always. I know it must be HOT in the corvus get up. so thank you for this.
Everyone is talking about Corvus's outburst, and i am over here stunned about Iggy Manley being casually outed by Corvus. Iggy may have had some ..questionable undertones in the past, but i think this was the first confirmation about him
I don't do them as often, and that's only because the ideas have to be good/new. I don't want to do the same idea or characters just because it's been awhile since I did them. ;) plus i really wish i could hire actors to do videos like... a game of cards, D&D session, etc., etc.,
@@EphemeralRiftdefinitely miss them but understand why. Looking at the Plastic pouch predicament is some of my favorite videos of yours, as well as some of your more unorthodox performances. Maybe a new serious or “omniverse” altogether? Hmmmmmmmm
Starting school again can be kind of stressful, so it helps to have some asmr to put your mind at ease when you’re overloaded with homework and spending a ton of money on textbooks
i know that you do mostly whatever you are passionate about but i must thank you for these videos. your art is very precious to me since it has guided me through all my youth. now i‘m considered an adult and am actually going to finish my job training this semester. your quirky ideas have always always inspired me to stay true to myself. thank you uncle E.R. :)
54:03 when he said strait up your brain's bum, it had me dying on the floor laughing. And when he said "Ah yes! Does that feel good?" It had me dead laughing. Can't forget to mention when he said "Where's the flipping door?"
Oh my god Benjamin being a teachers assistant is genius. I'd love a video where Benjamin is personally trying to help us learn, while there's a class being taught in the background
On the contrary, I feel like the last....year or two of videos has shown that he's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. You can tell he's just not feeling it like he used to. Honestly feels like he just digs up the old ER characters every so often for an algorithm boost, but he's definitely gotten away from what originally got him a following. I totally get it. 10+ years of doing roughly the same shtick would drive anyone up the wall, but pretending like he's putting out the same quality or volume of decent content is just...disingenuous. He's definitely out of ideas, but rather than recycle ASMR content, he just puts out another uninspired/"ambient" ASMR or takes another stab at a bad podcast. At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't transitioned over to being a commentary channel like every other washed up RUclipsr has...you can kinda tell that's what he wants to do...
definitely won't be another Corvus "special" for a long time now. Well except the body modification at some point. Other character "specials"? Most likely...
@@EphemeralRift it is good that the Corvus specials are a rare occurrence, it makes each one a valued instance to be treasured and remembered rather than an innocuous example to be looked past and forgotten quickly. P.S. It really is heartwarming that even after all this time, and all the subscribers you’ve gained over the years, you still manage to read and even reply to the comments on these videos. I wish you good health and good luck through your days.
Uncle E. I just wanted to say we all absolutely adore your videos. I do at least. Rather it be a nature or Character ASMR or normal ASMR, Personal experience convos it don't matter! You've got me through good and bad times. I know the Internet probably isn't the right place to say but I recently lost my father. And you just remind me of that cool uncle. So sir you've left a impact on my life. I personally thank you and I will always support and love your content regardless of the topic.
We love corvus here at the sanitarium. Hes one popular guy, you may sometimes see him giving the brains some meat to eat. But hes definitely funny when you bump into him in the hallway.
I’d say that Corvis is a rather rare character here and that makes it special because every instant hits harder because it is in frequent, But man I can’t wait that long but I certainly will for quality over quantity
Mate i dont care how different we are politically. I will always love your videos for what they are. hearing corvus finally curse was the best thing thats happened to me this week. cheers.
I just started med school (studying to be a nutrition assistant) and I think I really, really needed a weekend break already 😂 this is probably going to help me fall asleep tonight, I hope I get enough sleep today and especially on the night to Monday that I handle getting up at 4:30 am. You have a great voice
I know we've had a few "inside" videos over the last few weeks but I wanted to leave a small thanks for them and to also say I hope your adventures outdoors continue to refuel youand rekindle your passion(s). Thank you E
It'll always be a mix of indoor/outdoor. It's just a matter of mood/motivation and which ideas tickle my fancy the most (i.e. get the dopamine flowing) ;)
Super stressed tonight. Finally got myself ready to sleep again. I fell asleep to an old Corvis video last night and immediately looked for another one for tonight and I found this new gem immediately
Corvus, you would not believe the timing you have. Are you in my walls? I swear, these past two weeks have been so stressful. I finally went to my new school, and I have never felt so much stress and anxiety before in my life. And a little fun fact about me, I starve myself whenever I'm not familiar with new places. Which meant these past few weeks I have been starving. Corvus, you are my favorite.
I put this on to sleep last night and didn’t pay attention to the audio , hearing Corvus struggle to find the door was hilarious I missed that cause I was tired 😂
nope, not tired, never said that. it's that i don't like doing characters just to do them because it's been awhile. the idea needs to be really original, etc., at this point with how many character videos i've done.
Actually, I think my favorite class would have to be the repairman's class on standard maintenance and backup procedures for a Weyland Corp David series synthetic's databanks
when i tell you i absolutely lost my shit at.. "where is ze fucking door"... you don't understand xD i love this man so much. "dis is so ridiculous. dis is testing my patieeeence...."
![The Plague Patient [ Plague Doctor ASMR ]](/img/1.gif)
That's it "Where is the Fucking Door" -Corvus Clemmons P.D
PFFT
You mean “wea is ze facking door”
It took me out of relaxation for a moment, it caught me off guard.
Thank you for including his PHD
That one threw me for a loop, I was NOT expecting it 😂
Hearing Corvus curse for the first time is funny. I never thought I'd see Corvus be annoyed with his workplace but here we are. Maybe we can ask the building to annoy him more.😅😊😂
YES
Oh hell nah man you wanna make him gonna destroy another universe with his anger
He does actually say "Oh.... shit" in one of his vids. Just for good measure I want you to know that I'm not trying to make you look bad or say that ur stupid, just trying to add to the fun. I know how I get when people try and make me look stupid, so I didn't want yall to feel the same way.
I laughed so hard when he said "where is ze fucking door!?"😂😂😂
'the ASS of your brain' - corvus
Corvus: curses
Me: *colors in the final square in my 2024 bingo card* Yes! Bingo!
Did you win anything?
Everything @@JOEMAMA_06
Congrats! You win Nothing!
i can finally finish building my tower of nothing
I wish I had nothing in my life
So that confirms it. White corvus has a beard, black corvus is clean shaven
I'm lost to the lore of this ??
ive absently noticed this too ive always been wondering on the meaning of the different color mask
You know what happens to whistleblowers right 😬😬
probably can't fit the beard in the black one
@@RoDe_1337 ooof
Hearing Corvus swear is something I didn't know I needed in my life
"where is zie facking door" lol great stuff man XD
Hope the Architect who designed the Sanitarium acknowledges that the entity is outgrowing its shell, the alleys are getting cramped theses days
"The Architect". Hm........
@@EphemeralRift "Write that down, write that down!"
@@danutz1440 "¡Oh! ¡Qué buena trama! ¡Anótala Mario Hugo!" 😹
@@EphemeralRiftS U B N A T I C A
@@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 subnautica is an amazing game
Hearing Corvus swear just made me choke on my drink. I think i never heard that before and it feels so interesting to see that he also has a somewhat short fuse when it comes to certain things. Highly enjoyable but caught me off guard. Love it!
1:31 Omg Corvus how could you 🫢 😭
Me coming home at 3am
Blud Had enough of the Shenanigans
😂😂
54:03
I was blindsided by this and now I'm cry-laughing in bed 🤣🤣
While I’m sure ER/corvus/the entity’s family are used to these kind of performances. Can you imagine just walking into the room and seeing a witch doctor wiggling a rusty nail into a concerning accurate model of a brain and talking about the best way to turn one into a smoothie.
What happens at Arkham Sanitarium stays at Arkham Sanitarium. Just imagine what happens in the treatment rooms where there are no cameras like this one.
"What kind of hobbies does your father have."
"Oh... you know.... the usual..."
@@EphemeralRift I have a video idea. It would be really funny and probably very relaxing with the way that you do things to see Corvis collecting samples of many different deadly diseases and viruses and fungi.
I can't say how much Corvus means to me. I love this chracter to bits and your world building and lore is amazing as always. I know it must be HOT in the corvus get up. so thank you for this.
It’s actually not that bad (hot)
Corvus I missed you so much 🥹
Corvus missed you too obv!
Corvus getting fed up to the point of swearing made me laugh so hard i went into a coughing fit.
Everyone is talking about Corvus's outburst, and i am over here stunned about Iggy Manley being casually outed by Corvus. Iggy may have had some ..questionable undertones in the past, but i think this was the first confirmation about him
Hell yeah, Corvus is the best Riftverse character!
Not sure Margaret, the Professor, Dave, Tabufala, tc., etc., would agree ;)
@@EphemeralRift iggy Manley though 😂
@@JackWiliams😂😂 for sure one of the best❤ I renember the asmr , shlwing my nutsack😂😂😂😂
@EphemeralRift Probably not.
Corvus riding a dark matter powered infinite oblivion hog sounds badass
18:40 casual callback to a video from HALF A DECADE AGO????? you gotta admire the man’s dedication to continuity and world-building, actually crazy
„Where is, ze fucking, door“ i love it
Corvus is by far my favourite ER-Character and it was him that made me fall in love with this channel so many years ago.
look at you trying to get extra treatment time with herr doktor..
@@EphemeralRiftI need more beaking….
@@imranreiaz-wk9lv we all do
I'm so glad you're still doing Arkham Sanitarium content. It's always been my favorite
I don't do them as often, and that's only because the ideas have to be good/new. I don't want to do the same idea or characters just because it's been awhile since I did them. ;) plus i really wish i could hire actors to do videos like... a game of cards, D&D session, etc., etc.,
@@EphemeralRift I totally understand, also they're clearly higher effort- and it shows! But I always love them when you make them
@@EphemeralRiftdefinitely miss them but understand why. Looking at the Plastic pouch predicament is some of my favorite videos of yours, as well as some of your more unorthodox performances. Maybe a new serious or “omniverse” altogether? Hmmmmmmmm
WHAT HAPPENED? the return of corvus is not what i would have expected but he will successfully guide me to my last first school day ever. thank you.
A day with a rift video is a good day, a day with a Corvus video is a great day
look at you trying to get that extra treatment time with herr doktor....
keep it up, it's working!
Where is zee fucking door?😂
Zis iz probably zee only time a bad word will be funny to me
Corvus wiggling multiple rusty old nails deep into my poor extirpated brain: does that feel good?
Me: yes
Starting school again can be kind of stressful, so it helps to have some asmr to put your mind at ease when you’re overloaded with homework and spending a ton of money on textbooks
i know that you do mostly whatever you are passionate about but i must thank you for these videos. your art is very precious to me since it has guided me through all my youth. now i‘m considered an adult and am actually going to finish my job training this semester. your quirky ideas have always always inspired me to stay true to myself. thank you uncle E.R. :)
I have missed Corvus, so glad he has graced his favorite patient with his presence.
54:03 when he said strait up your brain's bum, it had me dying on the floor laughing. And when he said "Ah yes! Does that feel good?" It had me dead laughing. Can't forget to mention when he said "Where's the flipping door?"
I was like 😦😦
Benjamin: "I am not supposed to say this but "Nice flippin life""
Corvus on the other hand: Doesn't hesitate to get sus with my 69 braincells
Did not expect that to come out his beak
*zoning out
“ . . . beaking . . .”
*perks up
"None... can resist... Z E P O W E H O F Z E B E A K ."
Always love my Corvus vids, nothing calms me like he does
look at you trying to get extra time with herr doktor.
keep it up, it's working!
Holy Kirll on a shelf. We are back to these again. Did also enjoy your previous videos but seeing Corvus back is such a nice return!
Oh my god Benjamin being a teachers assistant is genius. I'd love a video where Benjamin is personally trying to help us learn, while there's a class being taught in the background
It's always a joy to see Corvus again!
The man who never runs out of ideas.
On the contrary, I feel like the last....year or two of videos has shown that he's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. You can tell he's just not feeling it like he used to. Honestly feels like he just digs up the old ER characters every so often for an algorithm boost, but he's definitely gotten away from what originally got him a following.
I totally get it. 10+ years of doing roughly the same shtick would drive anyone up the wall, but pretending like he's putting out the same quality or volume of decent content is just...disingenuous. He's definitely out of ideas, but rather than recycle ASMR content, he just puts out another uninspired/"ambient" ASMR or takes another stab at a bad podcast. At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't transitioned over to being a commentary channel like every other washed up RUclipsr has...you can kinda tell that's what he wants to do...
still waiting for the good doctor to get my giant batwings so I can have wings on my back😂
"Straight up your brain's ass, oh yeah"
- Corvus 2069
I missed this part of the channel. This is what made this channel great. Arkham videos.
I cackled so dam hard after hearing Circus swear. It was a long 12 hour shift and that relaxed me immediately. Thank you
Its always so satisfying to see the return of Daddy Corvus!
I had one of those restful dreams again. In it you released the corvus Christmas special.
definitely won't be another Corvus "special" for a long time now. Well except the body modification at some point. Other character "specials"? Most likely...
@@EphemeralRift it is good that the Corvus specials are a rare occurrence, it makes each one a valued instance to be treasured and remembered rather than an innocuous example to be looked past and forgotten quickly.
P.S. It really is heartwarming that even after all this time, and all the subscribers you’ve gained over the years, you still manage to read and even reply to the comments on these videos. I wish you good health and good luck through your days.
"I got so mad I destroyed, accidentally, a whole omniverse" gotta keep that rage under control 😂
The power scaling in this place is insane
If he can do that, on accident, what can he do when he’s serious?
This is the fastest I've gotten to an ER video. From first seconds in, doesn't disappoint.
Trying to fall asleep and instead burst out laughing at Corvus struggling to find the door to the point of swearing
Uncle E. I just wanted to say we all absolutely adore your videos. I do at least. Rather it be a nature or Character ASMR or normal ASMR, Personal experience convos it don't matter! You've got me through good and bad times. I know the Internet probably isn't the right place to say but I recently lost my father. And you just remind me of that cool uncle. So sir you've left a impact on my life. I personally thank you and I will always support and love your content regardless of the topic.
I’m shaking and crying right now I can’t believe Corvus would say such a thing
We love corvus here at the sanitarium. Hes one popular guy, you may sometimes see him giving the brains some meat to eat. But hes definitely funny when you bump into him in the hallway.
I’d say that Corvis is a rather rare character here and that makes it special because every instant hits harder because it is in frequent, But man I can’t wait that long but I certainly will for quality over quantity
Corvus is the ultimate asmr
The combination of the voice , the cloths and the gloves just does it for me😅
0:54 “But now, i am zenzen right plece”
I love the acupuncture he jabs the first ~~nail~~ needle in the gently puts the other ones
Is there a way to cross words out on youtube?
@@Dragor9359
You just do it like -this- duh
@@pattdmdj oh yeah like that helps
Omg Corvus is back! I love Corvus . I miss the carpet Charlie series too is it possible to bring that back also?
I LOVE Corvus! Seriously one of my all time favorite ASMR characters ever.
This has to be my favorite cold open ever
"it usually takes a lot to make herr doctor mad"..... 18 minutes earlier "WHERE'S THE F&£$!G DOOR?!"
that brain prop has been through so much for us lmao
Long time since our last appointment Herr Doctor.
Mate i dont care how different we are politically. I will always love your videos for what they are. hearing corvus finally curse was the best thing thats happened to me this week. cheers.
Corvus! Glad he is back, he's my favorite fellow. Love him ❤️
Gotta love the
Arkham
Sanatorium
School
Ayo, what's Corvus doing in a 049 cosplay? Get back on the field and pop those bloons!!
Hearing Corvus curse was an amazing way to start that off haha
September is a bad month for me, so seeing this pop up just made this month better
How much I appreciate a new Corvus video is hard to explain! Thanks ER
I was listening to this in class sleeped through the bed
I just started med school (studying to be a nutrition assistant) and I think I really, really needed a weekend break already 😂 this is probably going to help me fall asleep tonight, I hope I get enough sleep today and especially on the night to Monday that I handle getting up at 4:30 am. You have a great voice
Hell.yeah. a Dr. corvus video
When Corvus swears....all is good with the world.😄
I know we've had a few "inside" videos over the last few weeks but I wanted to leave a small thanks for them and to also say I hope your adventures outdoors continue to refuel youand rekindle your passion(s). Thank you E
It'll always be a mix of indoor/outdoor. It's just a matter of mood/motivation and which ideas tickle my fancy the most (i.e. get the dopamine flowing) ;)
Super stressed tonight. Finally got myself ready to sleep again. I fell asleep to an old Corvis video last night and immediately looked for another one for tonight and I found this new gem immediately
Corvus is my favourite ER character, please do more of him in the future!!
Corvus was one of the first characters I ever knew of in the rift 😂 thank you for another perfect video
You have been doing this voice for so long I'm glad you've still got it down. 😂
What do you mean “voice”? How dare you! Herr doktor is a living breathing entity not some fictional character I emulate! ;)
Corvus cursing kinda Felt like Father Imperator from Ghost goofing around and then casually cursing.
He's back!!! Corvus' Back !!
Excellent video, keep the hard work going.
From the sound of the oil can it's like a steampunk heartbeat the way you were pumping it Corvus
Personally been missing Corvus so glad he's poppin back in!
Hearing one of the A.S doctors cuss is something I didn't know I needed. So glad I warped into this multi verse.
So that explains the rumble I felt last month. Glad C got his gloves back! Totally did not plan to steal his bag haha :))) [wipes sweat from brow]
Corvus, you would not believe the timing you have. Are you in my walls?
I swear, these past two weeks have been so stressful. I finally went to my new school, and I have never felt so much stress and anxiety before in my life.
And a little fun fact about me, I starve myself whenever I'm not familiar with new places. Which meant these past few weeks I have been starving.
Corvus, you are my favorite.
Ah. Were kinda familiar
Of course he’s often in your walls-he has a hard time finding the door and getting out!
Love this comment, lol@@MyNameisMessenger
"Where is zhe fucking door?"
Corvus, my friend, you are FAR TOO INNOCENT to be swearing, please... 😭😆
I put this on to sleep last night and didn’t pay attention to the audio , hearing Corvus struggle to find the door was hilarious I missed that cause I was tired 😂
Really like the nail sounds. Sometimes I feel like I need some Brainupuncture. lol
This is pretty entertaining to watch when you're smoking weed and not even really trying to go to sleep.
Love all rifts videos however Corvus and the Nothing Shop series has a very special place in my heart.
listening to this after my 3rd week of school already
“Where is ze *facking* door.”
genuinely was caught off guard by him swearing
I have watched this so many times 😅
Omg he is finally back I have been waiting for this 😭😭😭
I know you're tired of doing these but the characters are so good. Much appreciated.
nope, not tired, never said that. it's that i don't like doing characters just to do them because it's been awhile. the idea needs to be really original, etc., at this point with how many character videos i've done.
@@EphemeralRiftBut what about the cool P2s of 7 year old videos we all forgot about? Those are dope!
1:23:41 literally the worst part of the experience....sent chills down my spine. Maybe it is part of it . 😅
This was great fun, keep up the amazing work! 😊
Actually, I think my favorite class would have to be the repairman's class on standard maintenance and backup procedures for a Weyland Corp David series synthetic's databanks
Corvus swearing was one of the most jarring things to hear lmfao
Totally did not expect to hear Corvus drop an F bomb in this video but I’m here for it.
when i tell you i absolutely lost my shit at.. "where is ze fucking door"...
you don't understand xD
i love this man so much.
"dis is so ridiculous. dis is testing my patieeeence...."
Am I the only one who exspected him to cleave through the membrane wall with a scalpel in frustration?
50:58 Corbus.... a dent im ny brain,n, geg help
"How do you sleep so well?"
"...Listening to a multi-dimensional hopping plauge doctor whisper 'vere is ze fucking door'."