100 Years: The Movie You'll Never See Future Teaser
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Director Robert Rodriguez and writer/actor John Malkovich have collaborated with the help of Louis XIII Cognac to make a movie that no one will see for 100 years. Literally. Here's one of three teasers that have nothing to do with the movie itself.
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We come from the future.
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I would laugh so much if someone managed to leak it
I think it's Louis whiskey 🤔
Wow.........😅😅🤣🤣😂
Ith ivanteyike mekkalkku kaanaan vendi ondaakiyathaanena thonnune
hehe
@Pushpak pugal adhu ban agi pala masam achu😂😂
If youtube still exists...
Just wanted to say hello to my great-great-great-grandchildren!
You gotta put ur full name and credit card numbers so they know its u
bold of you to assume you'll have children
@@eightycals don't forget the three numbers on the back, they gotta be really sure
@@robertmicropenis5114 oh yes! How could i forget
😂😂
I'll be 113 years old when the movie comes out.
My great-grandma lived to be 104 years old
*Gonna try and beat the family record. Will keep you guys posted*
Update, April 26th, 2024: still alive
Axaxa you still alive?
All the very best
@@dunyaboylap5271 Yea
@@wimbo_sailor1505 how about now??
Even if you live to be more than 100 years old, you won't be able to see it either because there are only less than 300 tickets and
the people who bought them have to give it to a relative in the future and they are the only ones who will be able to see it
92 years to go guys. Hold strong!!
91 years
Yess😂@@edenramos9686
I am 40 . I hope life expectancy is 150 by then
@@edenramos9686 now my age is 21 . I hope life expectancy is 120 by then . Impossible 😂😂😂
Oh where the same age
the vault opens in 2115 but inside there's only the bee movie
JackWProductions don't you mean the best?
It only took 2 years for this meme to become dated lol
Chris Eli it would be worth the wait
No shriek 5
No there's hentai anime
*the wait is killing me.*
*literally.*
good one fr
Cone on guys and gals, just 95 years left . . . 😋😋
@@randomhuman97 94 years left now
Just few days to go 😂
Ahahaha! 😂😂😂
This movie : has 1080p quality
Everyone in 2115 : wth is this i want 400K resolution quality
100% true 😂🔥🔥
400k wil not come instead 480k will have possibly come god knows
😂😂😂😂
Hahahha. True
I think hd will be 144p like these days In future 😂😂
The actors in this movie will probably be all dead before this movie releases in theaters, like I imagine in the end credits, it will say, "our condolences to everyone that was in this movie."
"in memory of all the people who worked on this movie"
Probably?
How they will do promotions then...😂😂😂
Well the film is impossible to be awaited for 100 years i mean there are going to be so many technological advances and what if it can't be possible for the movie to be played i mean the only safe perhaps environment for this is the internet
I bet people in the future will laugh their ass off of how this movie imagined the future. Like now we laugh about people from the 1900s of how they imagined 2015.
+hdckdsadd i doubt that because the future technology will be based upon movies and games because they have such a huge hold over the coming generations that it will affect their design so the future will probably look like halo for example (best example of plausible tech i could think of) not the alien tech though just the human tech obviously more than 100 years to achieve a similar level. point is movies and stuff will more than likely shape tech, because well they already are in some ways, and well thats assuming this planet survives that long.
+Gabriel Lennard Actually we know, the best example is back to the future 2, do you think that all the hoverboard copies, would exist today if it wasn't for that movie? And al the tech we got today like the smart phone and face time on skype that were inspired by movies like star wars and start trek. Before the inventor there's the dreamer .
Constantin Adrian perfect example for star trek is the google glass
+hdckdsadd hell, we laugh at how they imagined 2015 in the 80's for christs sake. lol
+Constantin Adrian 2001 a space odyssey predicted ipads. basically.
Imagine doing this just to Rick roll people in the future
Then I'm safe not seeing this movie, and sike to the ppl from 2115
That would be epic
Lmao
That would be troll of the millennia
xD
7 years passed, just 93 years more to go😍
Almost 92 years now :0
Yup
Now it's only 92 years.
😂
You say just 93 years more 🫵😂😂 oh man 🥹
Me in 2023: learns about this Movie
Me in 2115: Finally, i've been waiting for this moment since 2023!!
No
You in 2115: Wish I was alive.....
@@vaibhavsoni9667 i doubt that!!
I will be 111 in 2115 😊
@@ramlawarsame2952 same 😊
I will be 110 by then its possible who knows
Second part:
"200 years: The film we ourselves can't make"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice one 🤣
Sorry it's infinity light year directed by R. Joel going to be released in 2030
✨ UNDERRATED COMMENT ✨
people might be able to live to 200 years old by 2315!
I can't wait to watch this
The wait is killing me slowly as I age.
Don't worry, just 99 years to go. LOL
I'm being sarcastic by the way. Because this film is a joke. But having it shown at the Cannes Film Festival and being sealed in a bullet-proof vault never to be released until 2115, sounds kind of legit. I bet in 100 years from now, the people behind this film will long be dead, and nobody will remember this film. LOL
Aaron Velez yea the people who made the film we be dead but i read they all got vouchers made or something like that so their decedent's can watch the movie free when the vault opens. it is gonna be old timey lookin movie by then so like u said nobody is gonna give a shit lol
exactly, you just CANT wait to watch it
Only wait...
This comment is written in 25 december 2016
In some part in the world
I was alive
that's my signature
I write this comment in 23 december 2018 close enough for 3rd anniversary
Lmao it is almost 2019 yeet
I write this January 2 2019
My name is Ronny and i write this in Jan 16, 2019 Wednesday, i also was alive
7th February, 2019. Room for one more in this time capsule?
Just imagine living 92 more years and watching this movie. It must be emotional feelings. 😊😢
what if movie sucks!
@@im-Anarchy I don't know about it, but I'm curious anyway.
@@im-Anarchy That would be something. Imagine all of those children that would have been sacrificed to cause someone to live for a really sucky movie.
@@DrShawnBerrywooooooot?
The movie is basically just a booze commercial. I doubt it will actually get released in 2115, doubt that anyone would care to watch it anyway. Think about how bad the CGI will look by then. It will probably be practically unwatchable to them.
I bet the movie theaters in Heaven is going to be packed when this is released
I love you're name is similar to Chris Rock 🤘
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will also be there
What about hell?
@@DoctorPakshi it’ll be even more packed stuffed in maybe
Dream on
people living in 2115: "lmao that's what they thought the future was gonna look like?"
And imagine we are some how right. XD
Could look like caveman times again cause of another giant asteroid never know.
Or they say:man our ancestors were right the cgi in this movie sucks
it's like the same as the modern day but there's broken VR headsets laying around everywhere fr sm reason
Doc Brown just arrived from 2115. He said even Spy Kids was better.
+Retrovibes And the Detroit Lions and The Cleveland Browns have yet to win a Super Bowl.
Even Spy Kids 4?
SPY KIDS WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!
What Spy Kids were they up to? 34?
Nice
my birthday is November 18th.
this movie will come out on my 115th birthday.
wait so, you're 8 years old?!
@@naturalselector41 and it's verified 😂 I'll be 111 in 2115
Already 7 years passed... 93 years left😍
we will die :/
Yess
@@ashikurrahman5429 our grandchildren will watch this movie probably 😂😂
@@ashido9 yeah
@@ashikurrahman5429 well....this movie is gonna be boring great late.uncle ,
I watched it and was suprised that they only / literally predicted the future generations would look like and imagine great forefathers were thinking it would be some perfume bottle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
100 Years: The Movie No One Wants to See.
So true
Yeah
i hope i can😂
I actually wanna see it now.
speak for yourself
I'm from 2115 and the movie was not released. It's a scam
it is they said at the cut scene that they actually started filming in 2098.
John Titor? Is that you?
shadowkreep sure he is xD
leony .fr. you get the reference right? haha
Im from 2115. There is no America,England or other countries. We are one world. No borders. No racism. Humans are slaves to the androids. Please dear super being stop while your ahead. The Clinton foundation and Microsoft funded our doom and now we pay the price. Walmart is the one and only store and my city Banglafornia is ran by androids. In our history books the last thing that happened before the end was the release of Cortana assistant 3.0. What you know is a lie at the moment. You will be chipped in 5 years. You will not have the ability to go anywhere without being tracked. They sre watching your every move.They will be able to monitor your life, vitals, and thoughts. There is no money. You pay for things with seconds and minutes from your life. Each year you get taxed 2 years. I have 6 months left on my life counter. If anyone is reading this. Going green is a scam. Life on earth dies out in 2080. The last living animals are kept in freezer chambers. Your food is a songey material that has all the nutrients to live. Your liquid to drink is a crystal orange substance that helps keep your body healthy. We have shock monitors built into our spines. When we mess up we die. Teleportation is real. Time Travel is only used by the well funded. I snuck in and came back to the past to warn you. Alcohol was permanently banned in 2050. Sex is done by VR and robots. Kids are born in a lab in a giant gooey egg like chamber. Your a born to perfection. All who are imperfect are fed to the beasts.
9 years passed, just 91 years more to go😂🎉
😂😂😂
Bro you won't be able to see this movie you'll be dead
@@edenramos9686bro he's joking
About the movie!?
Yeah it's just 91 years more 😂
Imagine few hackers hack in to the production companies movie vault and release this movie online in 2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Earnest request
Hopefully
But now it is 2021😂
And they discover that the film is a hoax
🗿
Old people said there will be flying cars 100 years ago but now we learn how to wash our hands.Probably 100 years later will be like now.
It wasn't about learning how to wash hands properly, it was about urgency.
Wish there's no pandemic 100 years later.
Pretty sure this is just an advertising gimmick.....I don't think there's actually a film to be released in 2115. Clever though....This will probably go viral, which I"m sure was the ad agency's intention.
+deebob Seriously... why even bother hyping something so much when we'll alll be dead by then?
+Krondelo My point is they're creating hype to sell this liquor _right now_. It's just n advertisement. They don't give a shit about releasing a movie in 2115. That's their ploy to get people talking about it and sharing it. There isn't even going to be a film released in 2115.
deebob Oh yeah, I agree it's advertising for the liquor. Considering how much attention was given to the liquor almost moreso than the apparent movie. Why 100 years? "Oh yeah because thats how long it takes to make this cognac"
*NOT* KOSDFF tK well I didn't even watch to the end it was so boring, but yeah that explains it.
", quotation marks lop its ' dumbass
I turned 18 yesterday and i will be 110 years old when this movie comes out.
Now Someone really got to make time travel possible.
If you can make it till the end of the century,
Nah just leak the movie way easier
or cryogenics
Queen Elizabeth will be laughing down on us when she watches this
funny of u to think she'll be dead by then
Exactly😄
That old bitch is going to outlive us all
@@g-one7303 yeah. I think prince charles and william to. All of them...
underrated
With those Phantom Menace Green Screen Backgrounds, I'm glad I won't see it.
RebelTaxi mary me please. or even better, mary zone-tan
hey rebel taxi, u got a fan here XD
This teaser has nothing to do with the movie, read the description
those are not in the movie you idiot, the plot is top secret and no footage has been released, research how the trailers don't show footage
the wiki page says it for example
The movie releases in 2115
but
I watched the movie in 2114 on Movierul'z
The climax scene is emotional 😭
Hi, my great-great-great grandchildren. It's me, Leesa, I was alive when this teaser was released. But I would be dead at the time when it releases. So you people see and enjoy it. Regards from - INDIA. Never be cruel at your dad and grandpa and your grandpa who is MY husband. Oh LOL
I could help you become a mot.... You know what I mean
😶
@@rexsongodinho5623 ahuh
@@landscapers3555 Noice
😂😂🔥🔥
who watch this in 2115
Dude, you just made my day.
I did!
In 2115 their movies will laugh at us because, the future of movies are in 4D lol
Me !!
My kids kids
imagine if there was a kid that was born on 2015 and he lived long enough to see this.. this tagline would be obsolete.
Well it can happen... Several people can reach 100 years
I would be 115 years old.
Well, 2025 would be better
@@atramenta.e heck yeah
I would be 114 years old, the worlds oldest recorded man (as of 2021) was 116.
Greetings, my beloved descendants,
I sincerely hope this message finds you well.
Imagine you live 100 years and watching this movie ❤
Impossible to ME😅😅
And imagine this movie is quite disaster 🤣
@@gypsydetective1120fir toh tumhara katt gaya! 😂
@@gypsydetective1120 r.i.p. hojayega tab toh 😂
Not possible…. If you want to watch this movie you need to live 94+ your age…..
This is so unfair that we can't see this.
@21Century FaN more like our grandchildren
Dan the man more like our great grandchildren
Lop
@@cliffthedefault6562 more like great great grandchildren lmao
Dan The Man I know right
I swear this movie better be worth the labor of cracking the code to immortality
Please do😢 I’ll help
Has the Methuselah Foundation had their big human-age-reversing breakthrough yet?
@@BloodyBay ?
@@aaronwilder2775 Methuselah Foundation. Led by Dr. Aubrey DeGrey. Identified the seven causes of human aging and have been working on reversing those causes for decades. Got a mouse to live for five years, even though mice typically die of old age or natural causes after two or three years.
_Those_ guys.
After 100 years when people see the film for the first time and it plays, Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
cringe
@@faqihrahdika your mom is cringe
that will be the first scene. there will be easter eggs of random flopping movies like morbius or disaster movie. And the last scene will have a joke of about cognac
Imagine the vault opens, and Rick Astley starts playing 😂
Rickrolling in 2115? That'd be dead.
@@farhanrizkiahnafa7404 *thats the fucking point?*
That would be legendary
The director should be there for first show😂😂
😂😂
Lol
Yeah he will be there
From heaven
Not as bad as the wait for Fallout 4 was.
Or half life 3
+29wanya
/GLaDOS Half Life 3 is a lie
+29wanya
This movie will be released way before HL3.
Lol
It's not a movie. It is half life 3
few days before movie launch, it was reported that the film file gone and unable to be shown in cinema
🤣🤣🤣
This gave me motivation to live more than 100 years
Well a jelly fish can outlive the entire human race
I'll be 110 years old when this movie will release... I'll try my best to be alive just to watch this movie with my grandchildren.
لن تعيشو اله مكتبها الله مو على كيفكم تعيشون 100 1000 سنه كل هذا بيد الله تعالى
Hey I’m your same age😁
@@ajragnarok What
Me too
dude you might be watching with you great grand kida
Not as bad as the 2.1 update
good joke!
Meet you people agian after 100 years
**100 years later 2.2 release**
People:2.3 when?
Ye
Ha ha ha... if you knew. If you knew
92 Fuc***g Years To Go 😢
"Aa, a good old 2.5K 2D movie shot in cinematic 24p. Not like today's 128M 3D volumetric 1000fps junk invented for metaverse that we see all day. Movies are not what they used to be." - Someone from 2115.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, Anthony Hopkins is starring in the world's first NFT released movie this year.
It will only be available to people who purchase it as an NFT through Blockchain, like, I really hope that doesn't become a trend.
@@MrMarsFargo But of course.. The NFTs. How did I miss that.
Bullshit. The art is cinema is never abandoning 24FPS. 3D is also a fad that does not fit every movie, far from such
@@matheus5230 Let's hope 24p will never die. Few years ago there was a bit of experimentation with 60fps, which got my stomach turned, but that trend seem to have went away. Also, all major TV OEMs are embracing that "tru motion" crap that just turns a movie into a soap opera by attempting to turn 24p in 60p-ish with frame interpolation algos. And most of the time it comes on by default and people seem to be ok with it. That shit needs to go.
@@AlexTuduran Don't worry. 24p will never die. I hate motion smoothing as well. And all filmmaking shoot at 24fps. It's something they are willing to die for. Every new show, even some soap operas and sitcoms, coming out is now being 24fps, it is more ubiquitous than ever!
The best part is the tag NotComingSoon 😂
As a 18 year old all I can say is that I hope live long enough to see it's opening, only for people to realize that someone replaced the original movie with a short video that sums up to "It's just a prank, bro!". Now, if the original video that is right now in the safe would do this, it would be on a hole new level!
are you alive???
Yo, I gotta ask also. Are u alive???????
You're on another level
You won’t
it would be even better if it were a rickroll lol.
Hey future generation.my name is siddhartha Ballav and my brother name is sahitya ballav.we are from 2024 year 21march.nice to meet you.me and my brother really very excited to see that movie.but we can't.we are preety jealous.my brother told me that to left a message.we are from West Bengal,from country India,city name is Mejia.i was born on 8 April 2008 and my brother was born on 23 September 2009. If we alive when the movie will release we will 106 and 107 years old ❤❤❤
hey future generations... how's GTA6?
I'll be 111 if I'm there
Damn this gave me a reason to live for 101+ years
BUT YOU CAN'T, HEHE
I guess we aren't ready for this yet.
But your kids are gonna love it.
BTTF
I am born in 2010
Back to the future reference
@@riddhidey10 still
What are we ready for then?
What's the purpose they pushed this movie this far?
No reason at all
This is silly.
We are ready for nothing 1st of all
Understand it 1st
2019:✅
We have 94 year for movie
I guess 96*
@@HarshVinodTalekar very true bro
Very optimistic of you to think we'll survive 2020
94.
The movie u will never see ❌
The movie no one needs to see✅
Robert Rodriguez is taking his career to a whole new level
First a movie from James Cameron and now a movie that will be released in a 100 years
Even though those who will be dead before its release, we'll still watch it from Heaven.
thats if u go to heaven in the first place
Going to heaven will be fun as hell......oh wait
More like we will be ghost sitting on the seats in the movie theatre and scare the people.
if it exists.
@@eeriemyxi No it exists, Robert Rodriguez confirms he filmed it.
I come from the future. It's spy kids 5.
7 years passed, just 92 years more to go 😊❤
The anxiety, the suspense, the eagerness its eating me alive if anyone here knows anyone with an affordable time-machine please let me know
PPl from 2115 see this youtube link, and they scroll down to comments " 100 years ago"
if youtube still exists there
ChrisRene TM and all of the commenters would be dead, nooo I’m gonna cry
That may be little horrible for our upcoming kids.
@@clammind4152 hah they gonna get trauma from seeing their ancestors comments
Hey there... just wanted to remind you its been 3years since you wrote that comment😀
You can watch the movie, if you get reborn.
*Imagine if we manage to live till 100 years and are on the way to the theatre so that we can watch this movie and then we get to know that the movie got delayed another 100 years due some pandemic*
Are you nuts bro ?
😂😂🤣🤣
I figure HL3 will have released by then.
well some of us might be alive in 2115
you'd have to be a baby like right now and even then its if you're really healthy and lucky
The time has come friends.
Imagine if the end of the world began before the movie was released😂
😂😂😂😂
😹
That would be some bad marketing fr
Nearly 8 1/2 years down, 91 1/2 years to go.
and people from 2115 will be shouting to robot Gabe where is HL 3
It's been fun but i'm glad it's over Itll be worth it, 2 years passed since this comment. As he said, these things, they take time
Well im from the future and you aren´t right
Now future generations can have their own Duke Nukem Forever!
we must invent something to let me live to be 115!
Thats what i am thinking too! You must be about 16 btw
You die the day before this movie comes out
Ross
nuuuuuuuuuuu
+Ross its a commercial for. liquor read ending
Well yes and no. It's an actual film, but these trailers have nothing to do with the film and it's being funded by Louis XIII Cognac.
only 92 years left....very excited for the movie....can't wait now...❤🔥🔥
I love how the trailer doesn't just say once "coming 2115." It rubs it in your face that this is the movie you will never see.
Oh, and props to all the infants out there who plan on leading healthy lives and living to see this. Tell my descendants how bad it is!
From the trailer, it will be truly awful. Just a commercial stunt, basically
1:04 The guy honestly sound like someone who heard about a party and is wondering if he’s invited.
Who is here after PJ's video
Me
It's been 8 years 92 years to go
I will be 116 years old when the movie comes out. My great grandpa live to be 107 years old gonna try and beat the family record, Will keep you guys posted.
Update - August 7th 2022 still alive. 😍
yo, you still breathing?
Still......
I am sure youtube will recommend this to everyone soon.....
I think I'll just wait a hundred years to see it, and die in the theaters, at the end credits.
2115 AD:
"Hey, I found this metal box while scavenging and it spat out this metal ... puck?"
"Cool. Pass me one of those radroaches-on-a-stick, will you? Haven't eaten for like a week."
When you think of it, all the people that are now commenting will be dead then, including me. But hopefully, people in 2115 will be reading this and we will leave a footprint in time. Imagine if we could read our ancestors' opinions on something that was happening back then, in this format lol.
Imagine going to the theater at 100+ and someone will tell you "congrats you made it"
Good thing I was born in 2000s
average persons lifetime is 85 years
and thats being 100% healthy
meh, I might get lucky and live a few more years
Ian Drsaurri dont do drugs
Littlefear Smoke weed everyday!
How you guys are breathing without any tree in the future
im come from 2115 this movie it's relly amazing
+HIT man we dont speak like in 1900's our language changes over time so this guy is from the future so the language is a bit different
How does it end?
The future replies on this comment thread will say something like: this movie acrobatics were lazy, it was kinda boringly and i would never expect that people on those times tought this movie was gonna be good for this date
*sips queen elizabeth's imortality juice*
What do you think Remy Louis XIII is - LoL - You have to drink it to survive to watch the movie. 🤑
Welp, he's dead
Hey Great Grandkids,
It’s me, BB.
Currently it’s 2022 and I just found out about this trailer 7 years after it was released, it’s been a habit of mine-forgetting or purposely delaying the excitement of seeing popular films.
Anyway, I’m 21, applying for a dual-nationality, fasting, doing RUclips, working 12 hours at SIS for 12 pounds per hour, loving my family and planning on re-creating Sidemen videos. My best advice would be to have a strong work ethic in everything you do, meaning give a 100% in literally everything you try and have a good ‘Balance’ of life.
Don’t forget to fetch me my Coconut water and take care when you go outside.
Love you forever:)
Bb
Just another 93 years everyone
damn we have to wait
I'm making a movie that won't be released for a thousand years, or a million, or never.
5 years woaw dude wait a little longer
5 years woaw dude wait a little longer
Well it's the guy that made Spy Kids so its probably going to be bad.
***** Sin City are meh movies so odds are its going to be either Meh or bad but only a small chance of being a good movie.
its already available in my drive
will share to those who hit like
91 years to go. I’ll be 118 by then.
As much as I like the Nature and Retro teasers, I like this future the best. I love sci-fi and technological advancements, I feel the MCU could take inspiration for this if they show a live action Spider-Man 2099.
Lets just hope humanity will last that long without wiping ourselves out.
And a movie no one should see... Thank you for sealing it away.
It’s 2024! 90 years left. I’ll be 115 years old when this releases. I never know if I’m gonna still be around that time period.
I would be 105 and idk if I would be alive
In 100 years they'll be laughing their arses off at this 'futuristic' trailer though.
My nephew was born in January 2022, hope he gets to see it.
He will be gone in 2115 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AshneerGrover420 earth will be gone in way before that too
He wont. He wont make it past 70
@@mikepro829 POV: You listen to propaganda
Just read that this is rumored to be a short film? How pissed do you think the descendants of Rodriguez and John, etc who they'll give their tickets to, will be utterly disappointed that it'll be like a ten minute film? "We waited 100 years, for this?" Better be the most amazing short film ever.
There are already several people alive today in 2023 that will witness this full movie in their lives.
Good thing for us that will not be here: it's extremely unlikely that this movie is a masterpiece or among the top 100 best movies ever made in history.
Imagine this movie finally comes out, and it’s just straight garbage
The trailer is absolutely trash tho so idk that acting was terrible
It already looks like garbage so we won't be missing out on a thing.😂🤣👌