Theory: Wario is going for bonus stars and once the game ends(with him in last place) he will gain enough to surpass everyone and make Arin scream with rage
In fairness anytime you play old Mario Party and you have both an excellent and terrible ai character in the same match you run a 96% chance that one of the other will wipe the floor with you either through actual skill or by getting every single bonus star because they sucked so hard. Arin sets himself up for this punishment so often I tend to worry that it's self flagellation for him subconsciously. What sins haunt you Mr Hansen? Do they keep you up at night? Is this really the only way to cleanse your tormented soul? I don't know...but it haunts me.
"Nice, Dan got Arin's golden mushroom! Now he can use it and maybe get to the star without stopping on-" [Dan rolls normally and lands in the laser's path, blissfully unaware the counter's at 1] "Oh, _no..."_
@@heroontherock No you can use an item gained from the plunder chest on the same turn. but I can absoutely see why most people not familiar with MP2 would assume you could do it.
Not gonna lie, back when I was 6 years old and I played this I honestly thought that was the logic of the game. The thought bubbles that the difficulty levels were in contributed to this. Easy AI: "This game is so easy, I'll win easily!" Hard AI: "This is hard, I don't think I can win!"
Dan in a smooth, quiet voice: "Hey guys, it'd would be cool if you bought my album." Arin, foaming at the mouth: "ARPEGEES BUY THEM. THEY ARE AWESOME GET THEM NOW!"
Psycho Pearl That's not even rage. Dan is too passive to let himself become fully enraged. Not on camera, at least. Hopefully one day, we'll get to see his violent side.
When Dan yells “Just let me fucking win” while throwing a controller is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard. Sent me right back to my childhood when I was a sore loser any time I didn’t win.
I always thought it was cool that the npcs had favorite items they would always go for. Wario loves the dueling glove, Luigi loves the skeleton key, Mario likes the mushroom and so on.
Tired of going to work, day after day, making barely enough money to provide a place to sleep and food to eat? Time for a B O W S E R R E V O L U T I O N
You know what else is a weird name? Chuckles. Saw someone named "Chcuckles Austen" in the credits for a cartoon and couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure it's a nickname for someone named Charles, but it's still weird.
I'd love to see more stuff like Night Runner and Starlight Brigade. Those two were so well done, and I love Knights of the Light Table and everything they do. I wish they had more animations to enjoy :)
Oh shit, this would be incredible. They would lose their fucking minds. Especially if one thinks they are in the lead and the DK yoinks it with bonus stars. I’m dying just thinking about that hahaha
It actually made me a little scared because Dan is normally a calm and collected person, and I actually skipped the rest of the video because Dan scared me, and now I'm going to have to skip those Mario party 2 videos when they come out because of Dan's anger
I felt so angry at the game as if I was Dan so it was expected for me XD He's so unlucky! It's like he's spinning the wheel of fortune and keeps landing on NOT the lose a turn but BANKRUPT instead. Meanwhile Arin is crushing it which is like salt in the wound. It's so good. We still got a few episodes left, I wonder who will win?!
Ha, it kills me whenever Dan gets so fed up that he manhandles the equipment in a fit of rage. Also, Wario's voice in this game is still really weirding me out.
Dan trying to figure out the video to go with Scarborough Faire: "THERES A GIRL DRAGON AND A BOY UNICORN AND THEY KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Ninja Brian: "and then his friends betray him and kill his girlfriend" *dan sobs in the corner*
oh man its so weird watching them play this game blindly when i played mario party 2 my whole childhood KLGSDHGLSD this stuff feels second nature to me. i doubt theyre gonna see this but im pretty sure it says on DKs character description (when you pick a character) that he is convinced he take on Bowser on his own and that basically means he goes for the Bowser Bomb everytime
Lotus Prince I see that makes sense :D I was trying to understand what he could be saying in English, but it sounded just exactly like this German phrase, so I didn’t come up with anything xD
"The Scruffy Grump" could be the name of Dan's future children's book/autobiography written by Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills which lets be honest, would be best experienced as a children's book.
Dan: "Why do you get all the love in the world?" Me, NIN fanboy: "Did...? Did you just... ?" *5 seconds later* Dan: "Oh, I was just quoting Nine Inch Nails." My Friday continues to get better.
I just got back from an 11 hour shift, something I've been having to pull a lot bc I'm in the service industry. It's been really getting to me that I'm considered "essential" but I make less than $400 from ~80 hours of work. I actually broke down tonight bc we were so busy and customers were so inconsiderate and rude. So yeah you're helping the people in isolation but you're really helping me and others like me too. Being overworked and not making enough to support yourself alone even after working overtime really crushes the spirit so it's nice to be able to sit down and laugh for an hour. Thanks Dan and Arin.
4:46 - nice to know I'm _not_ the only one who has this problem. 1: that unnecessary extra frame of animation. 2: the Chain Chomp reacting too quickly. Both of those together make the game end in a draw _all the time._ Even the computer players get caught!
“I miss my family”
It’s confirmed that they are holding Dan captive
Freckless Arts NOT SCRUFFY DAN :(
With a man that beautiful, you wouldn’t kid nap him?
Ashley and doggo miss Dan too :( they haven't seen him in over a month
You realize now
@@tastystinker I'd love to adult nap him
Theory: Wario is going for bonus stars and once the game ends(with him in last place) he will gain enough to surpass everyone and make Arin scream with rage
I mean Arin is definitely getting the coin star.
@@jonathanrobinson8926 For now...
I think Arin has the coin and happening stars so far
In fairness anytime you play old Mario Party and you have both an excellent and terrible ai character in the same match you run a 96% chance that one of the other will wipe the floor with you either through actual skill or by getting every single bonus star because they sucked so hard.
Arin sets himself up for this punishment so often I tend to worry that it's self flagellation for him subconsciously. What sins haunt you Mr Hansen? Do they keep you up at night? Is this really the only way to cleanse your tormented soul?
I don't know...but it haunts me.
That genuinely makes sense
Bowser: "I will divide your coins evenly."
Dan: NUT
Also Bowser: "I will now take all of Yoshi's coins"
Dan: Communism please.
Bernie Sander has (re)entered the race
Mister Skraps Immediately followed by Arin getting all the profits from the Koopa bank
Cinnamon Arin is the best
I love how DK alternates ever so perfectly between being worse than everyone else and being an all-powerful force that cannot be stopped.
I made that mistake too playing on the switch virtual console. It seems dk ai is ridiculous.
Bank: *Has 55 coins*
Arin: "Can you believe the jackpot?"
Dan: *Internally believes he can roll enough to get to the coins*
Yeah, about that...
Then Peach lands on it and takes all 65
Then another 14!? -- PEACH IS STRAIGHT BALLING IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
Arin: "Why does Wario have a purple one?"
Wario: *runs up with giant purple overalls*
@Roger Dodger I understand. It was more the visual that I found funny.
"It's just jump rope."
*Neither says a word for the whole game.*
It’s intense jump rope
"Nice, Dan got Arin's golden mushroom! Now he can use it and maybe get to the star without stopping on-"
[Dan rolls normally and lands in the laser's path, blissfully unaware the counter's at 1]
"Oh, _no..."_
You can’t use more than one item per turn
@@heroontherock No you can use an item gained from the plunder chest on the same turn. but I can absoutely see why most people not familiar with MP2 would assume you could do it.
Can we please get a "pause menu" compilation? Just a bunch of times they have paused games and brought the momentum to a screeching halt.
plEASE someone make this
I swear I remember watching one and I can't find it now
My favorite was smg and he was doing the water penguin race thing and he fell off and hit the home button on the wii and dan was like "alright"
Christ when they played that stupid mountain rescue game. The pause menu music bits had me cryin
@@getsetready omg i forgot about that same
"Did I accidentally make him hard?"
-Arin Hanson, 2020
Dan: "I don't know about this"
Arin: "Now we kiss"
Hard DK transcends time and console generations
Mr. Seemingly Expected I see you are a man of culture. I appreciate that
God ALWAYS yes
You've heard of "Donkey Kong" and you've heard of "Donkey Punch" but have you heard of "Donkey Kiss"?
Turn 17: Filled with hate.
Maybe it is a good idea to film this on separate days.
Can you believe they did 50 turns >.>
@@CrazeeAdam Of course. They ARE the Game Grumps. This is something they would do and for better or worse.
Is it better to concentrate the anger for one day or thin it out over multiple days?
@@CrazeeAdam lol 50 turns is the way to go. I've done it 4 times with my friends.
Plot twist, “hard” for the com means that it’s hard for them to win and “easy” means it’s easy for them to win. hence the current conundrum
Not gonna lie, back when I was 6 years old and I played this I honestly thought that was the logic of the game. The thought bubbles that the difficulty levels were in contributed to this.
Easy AI: "This game is so easy, I'll win easily!"
Hard AI: "This is hard, I don't think I can win!"
MelloMathTeacher omg that makes so much sense, never thought of that
I honestly don't think I would survive the quarantine without Game Grumps
Веини Me either !
Same
I don’t think I would survive life in general without GG
Same
What quarantine? Sorry, it's hard to check up on the news while I'm trying to avoid tickets for the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour.
Danny:*gets angry*
*5 seconds later*
Arin:*feeling sorry for him*
Danny:It's ok
I love them
@Daragoth This is where everyone jumps in, saying "Big mood!" (Yes, I'm a neural net computer, I'm learning.)
Haven't anticipated a series like this in a while! Feels like the good old days.
And the good thing? They aren't even half way through. Because they stupidly did 50 turns, on Dan's reccomendation
@@CrazeeAdam Right! I was ecstatic when dan through out the idea of 50 TURNS.
Same man, it feels like this series is from like, 2014.
In other news, still no new fucking Punch Out Wii episodes.
"I'd rather the CPU wins than my best friend" is such a Mario Party mood
The whole "That right you have a family now" convo warmed my heart.
Thats on character development
Dan in a smooth, quiet voice: "Hey guys, it'd would be cool if you bought my album."
Arin, foaming at the mouth: "ARPEGEES BUY THEM. THEY ARE AWESOME GET THEM NOW!"
7:50 Such a genuine Dan RAGE moment. lol
Psycho Pearl That's not even rage. Dan is too passive to let himself become fully enraged. Not on camera, at least. Hopefully one day, we'll get to see his violent side.
at first i thought he chucked the controller at arin or something from the noise
@@aggroknight4259 Action Girlz Racing already happened though
MooseyFate I'm probably never going to watch that, whatever that is. I might be curious, but I still value my dignity.
@@aggroknight4259 :0 Its one of the greatest game grumps episodes man! you gotta watch it! its so funny!
45:59 "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to return to RUclips, because I have to watch my favorite video: Fred goes swimming" - Dan Avidan 2020
scruffy grump dan calling us lovelies was all of my serotonin need for today
Nobody:
Dan: “It’s just lucky I randomly pulled out the golden mushroom, from betwixt the gentle buttcheeks of Wario.”
It's a sentence I should never have heard
JamaicanMario I just got back from bleaching my brain
I read this as he said it. 😆
Does RUclips know when you're about to come to certain parts of a video and then make the next comments that load say exactly what is about to happen?
Scruffy Dan: Our greatest treasure
agreed
Handle bar mustache
He's like Ralsei, Scruffy Dan and Fluffy prince should meet up one day.
I thought u said our greatest adventure lol
Powerful dad energy
When Dan yells “Just let me fucking win” while throwing a controller is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard. Sent me right back to my childhood when I was a sore loser any time I didn’t win.
I always thought it was cool that the npcs had favorite items they would always go for. Wario loves the dueling glove, Luigi loves the skeleton key, Mario likes the mushroom and so on.
Tired of going to work, day after day, making barely enough money to provide a place to sleep and food to eat? Time for a B O W S E R R E V O L U T I O N
"there a new song up"
YES I KNOW, THATS WHY IM CRYING AHHHHHH
Not gonna lie the first half gave me Donkey and Dragon vibes from Shrek
@@jamescanjuggle shit that's kinda true
The world is very divided right now.
But I like to think that we can all come together and agree upon one thing...
Art Garfunkel is a weird name.
You know what else is a weird name? Chuckles. Saw someone named "Chcuckles Austen" in the credits for a cartoon and couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure it's a nickname for someone named Charles, but it's still weird.
Studs Turkel is another great name
Don't forget Sketch Ditty.
It's short for Arthur Garfunkelstein.
@lo key What's wrong with Eugene? I've never seen a Eugene I didn't like.
“Hey I’m grump”
“and I’m grump as well!”
I'd love to see more stuff like Night Runner and Starlight Brigade. Those two were so well done, and I love Knights of the Light Table and everything they do. I wish they had more animations to enjoy :)
Yeah the animation was on point and both songs were beautiful.
New Flesh I highly agree with you
Not gonna lie, kinda want DK to win the whole game. It would be hilarious.
Oh shit, this would be incredible. They would lose their fucking minds. Especially if one thinks they are in the lead and the DK yoinks it with bonus stars. I’m dying just thinking about that hahaha
@@nickholcomb2220 That's exactly what happened when Arin and Jon played this board.
I was not expecting Dan to throw his controller in rage, but I thoroughly enjpyed it.
It actually made me a little scared because Dan is normally a calm and collected person, and I actually skipped the rest of the video because Dan scared me, and now I'm going to have to skip those Mario party 2 videos when they come out because of Dan's anger
I felt so angry at the game as if I was Dan so it was expected for me XD He's so unlucky! It's like he's spinning the wheel of fortune and keeps landing on NOT the lose a turn but BANKRUPT instead. Meanwhile Arin is crushing it which is like salt in the wound. It's so good. We still got a few episodes left, I wonder who will win?!
@@cookiesyruplover At the rate this is going, I say Arin, sorry Dan, but I feel the luck is with him
@@Proud_of_Yourself l.o.l.
@@Verticom10 I'm serious though!
Arin: Ah, y’know, the old “ball and chain”, am I right boys?? Ahaha
Also Arin: *gushes over how much he adores Suzy whenever he gets the chance*
"Have you read Did you know Gaming from 2013? Everyone hated me then"
"Oh I was just quoting Nine inch nails."
"...oh."
Poor Arin omg
Ha, it kills me whenever Dan gets so fed up that he manhandles the equipment in a fit of rage.
Also, Wario's voice in this game is still really weirding me out.
Toad, Luigi, wario and peach are all recorded in Japan. That's why Luigi and wario Dont sound like how they sound how they do
Charles Martinet wasn't involved in this game which is why is sounds bizarre
D'OH I MEESED!
@@ellgro You mean "So ein Mist"
@@TageM_Official See, that's what it sounded like to me as well! I never knew Wario was a Germanic character, haha.
I read the title as "Bowser's Beastiality" and got very afraid very quickly
It made me cautiously intrigued
What do you mean that’s why I clicked
That mushroom grab Minigame did get pretty hot n sweaty
That's what Dan was hoping for. But you know. He can fantasize about Peach and Bowser in his mind
I read it as "Bowser's Birthday Party" ....
20:23 Dan and Arin celebrate their team victory while Wario lays there with a smashed spine.
The resignation in Arin’s voice when he said “It’s real..” killed me
23:40 for those who are wondering
12:14 Bowser has been confirmed to be a true believer in the communist regime
Even though he's a king...
@@chaosmiles07 That's just, erm, a fancy title for the dictator of the proletariat?
I was waiting for someone to comment this lmao
Comrade Bowser
“Twenty one?!”
Shut up Arin you have a hundred
Dan trying to figure out the video to go with Scarborough Faire:
"THERES A GIRL DRAGON AND A BOY UNICORN AND THEY KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Ninja Brian: "and then his friends betray him and kill his girlfriend"
*dan sobs in the corner*
The Sarborough Fair video plus Dan’s voice singing made me cry. It’s beautiful and sad.
28:05 - Dan: Oh, I see.
**Misses the entire pond**
The Man Dan omg I never noticed that lol😅😂
Dan: "I'd rather he win!" That made me laugh so hard!
27:05 MEGAMAN MEGAMAN MEGAMAN!
THERES THESS BIG YELLOW BEAM THAT'LL KILL YOU IF YOU-
I love whenever Dan is clearly having a bad time that Arin tries super hard to sympathise and get him to have fun again.
oh man its so weird watching them play this game blindly when i played mario party 2 my whole childhood KLGSDHGLSD this stuff feels second nature to me.
i doubt theyre gonna see this but im pretty sure it says on DKs character description (when you pick a character) that he is convinced he take on Bowser on his own and that basically means he goes for the Bowser Bomb everytime
Dan half way through the game: "How do I do this?"
I love that Dan only managed to stop being poor as shit when Bowser literally redistributed the wealth.
Been waiting all day for this. Also that cover was Beautiful Dan. I hope to hear you sing more S&G in the future.
18:57 I love how Arin is saying he wants a fair game when he's up 3 stars and gets the bank lol.
Wow, that’s incredible at 27:15 Wario talks German, saying „so ein Mist!“ :O That translates to „What a crap!“ xD xD
i think he is saying "oh i missed" but i like yours better
He's saying "D'oh, I missed!" This was a change from the Japanese original, where he says "Oh, my god!"
Lotus Prince I see that makes sense :D I was trying to understand what he could be saying in English, but it sounded just exactly like this German phrase, so I didn’t come up with anything xD
@@laurafaul8260 Fair enough. It's a pretty goofy thing to say in English, as when someone loses a game, they don't tend to say that they "missed." :-P
So... none of y'all watch The Runaway Guys, huh?
Game: Different attacks do different amounts of damage. Attack with different combinations!
Dan: I'll just slowly tap the B button.
Arin: "The golden mushroom is the best item." Magic Lamp: "Am I a joke to you?"
23:23 *Flashbacks to that one time in Super Mario Party where they didn't make a scene*
Someone needs to make a compilation of every time they accidentally go to the menu screen and say "whoops".
Turn 1- "Ahah we're gonna have so much fun!"
Turn 18- "I should have fucking killed you."
Yep, that's the average Mario Party experience
Arin being genuinely irritated on behalf of Dan makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
23:32 I think Arin should have screamed as loud and high pitched as he could right there.
Danny: Im not competitive at all!
*Rages after losing*
Wario: "I'm never gonna financially recover from this"
When they were surprised at "oh right i have a family" i was thinking wait dan has a child?
Maybe on the way? >.> him and Ashley been inside a long time probably
You know what I would love to see the grumps play? Classic FF7 since the remake is out, and Grumps are known for playing classic older games.
"The Scruffy Grump" could be the name of Dan's future children's book/autobiography written by Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills which lets be honest, would be best experienced as a children's book.
One character rolling a 10 with the golden mushroom and then the next person subsequently rolling a 10 with the normal dice block has happened twice
1:02 "to you its not gonna feel like anythings different"
Uploaded 5 days ago...
stalin's favorite skeleton Yeah, so the usual!
Me: Ooh! Gamegrumps!
Danny: Beautifully animated Unicorn Video with my gorgeous singing voice
Me: Damnit... You're making me cry AGAIN!
7:48 this is going in a compilation of "Danny Gets Genuinely Mad"
Lmao. These old Mario party games are brutal. Pure chaotic RNG.
Oh my God, Wario actually got the Dueling Glove, like the Instruction Manual told us!
Danny raging and going back to the instruction manual made me lol really hard
I just watched a compilation of angry danny clips.. and it feels like im just still watching that video.
I love Dan rage not even ten minutes in; it’s a beautiful sight to behold
Arin: "Everybody hated me back in 2013"
NO I DIDN'T YOU PRECIOUS BOI ♡
It’s been almost a week. And nothing...I need this to keep myself occupied during this epidemic...please...dan I’ll give you some fucking coins.
Dan: "Why do you get all the love in the world?"
Me, NIN fanboy: "Did...? Did you just... ?"
*5 seconds later*
Dan: "Oh, I was just quoting Nine Inch Nails."
My Friday continues to get better.
I know you guys are regretting doing 50 turns but it makes me so happy that you guys are playing this game
So the new intro should be: Hey I'm Grump. I'm Scruffy Grump!
Agreed, Jon is "not so"
I'm sorry Dan, but it makes for great content when the "not so grump" is grumpier than the "grump"
When dan yells “Noooo!!!” He sounds like the alien from lilo and stitch
the victory screen at 20:28 with peach and yoshi doing their poses and wario still sadly pancaked really tickled me
i love how Dan learned to get angry for the show. Before he was the "the silent hate" now he is "OH COOL FINE WHAT? NO SHUT UP I HATE YOU" man
It's sweet that Arin kinda gets angry at the game for Dan after Dan gets upset.
On an unrelated note, Dan getting angry is hysterical.
Dan calling himself the "scruffy grump" was a moment for me
I think this is the first time Airn was a little afraid to sit next to Dan lol.
Imagine if they did a 50 turn game for every board, I’d watch it!
I think this episode may be the first time Dan has had Arin-style anger
Dan's secret strategy to win: ask Arin questions right at crucial moments in mini game lol
Dan calling Ashley and their dog his _family_ really fucking tugs the heartstrings. I'm glad I got something so precious to start the day with.
I swear it's like I'm being forced to play with my 4 year old sister when they randomly hit the pause button over and over again.
Dan: “You’re a sweetheart”
My heart: *on the ground melted into a puddle*
5:39 "AAAH-HWA-HWAAAH!" LOL X'D
Heck man, this video was hilarious but I ain't ready to laugh after Scarborough Fair.
19:14 Dan quotes my favorite NIN song. Why does this make me happy?
12:30 Dan says "Thank you Comrade Bowser"
I miss when Arin did animations like sequalitis, but I also love what he’s doing now so I can’t complain.
Every time they pause, I fear they'll reset the game on accident...
I just got back from an 11 hour shift, something I've been having to pull a lot bc I'm in the service industry. It's been really getting to me that I'm considered "essential" but I make less than $400 from ~80 hours of work. I actually broke down tonight bc we were so busy and customers were so inconsiderate and rude. So yeah you're helping the people in isolation but you're really helping me and others like me too. Being overworked and not making enough to support yourself alone even after working overtime really crushes the spirit so it's nice to be able to sit down and laugh for an hour. Thanks Dan and Arin.
27:14 Did Wario just say "Damn it!" (So ein Mist!) in german? *confused german noises*
4:46 - nice to know I'm _not_ the only one who has this problem. 1: that unnecessary extra frame of animation. 2: the Chain Chomp reacting too quickly. Both of those together make the game end in a draw _all the time._ Even the computer players get caught!