Philza being a Dad To Wilbur For 21 Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2021
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Wilbursoot who plays in mcc and also does music like Wilbur Soot - I'm in Love with an E-Girl and Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me. Also the creator of Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Building with the Dream SMP is a NIGHTMARE. Turns out Tubbo is Cracked at Dodgeball
Philza who does minecraft hardcore and Philza reacts to Minecraft's "Cave & Cliffs" Update! Philza gets taunted by Tommy, Ranboo & Drista on Dream SMP. Wilbur Makes Dodgeball Incredibly Intense! Minecraft's Cave Update Snapshot Got Even Cooler... 
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Wilbur’s wrist not working and him sleeping then it working again, is the human version of “Turn it off and turn it back on again”
This has exactly 222 likes I don’t wanna ruin it 😂
Now it’s 666
LMAO now it's 888
Now it’s one.
Now it’s 1k
Wilbur: I would fight Tommy every day
Also Wilbur: hurt himself playfighting Tommy
tiddy pang
@@kmations4049 NAH IM PISSING MYSELF AT THAT
Tbf that was cause tommy messed up and hurt the both of em
Tommy has no clue how to take a fall
Nor does goggy
it would be so funny if in the first clip it was the other way around and she said " I thought I was bi, but now I'm a lesbian, thank you!"
“I’m into only women now and it’s all your fault, thank you”
I would honestly cry laugh
@@iAmTheOreo69 me @ every man in my life
@@MacKenzieAkari no problem! Always glad to help, hurts the self-esteem tho
girl: omg wilbur u were my sexual awakening
wilbur: OH…. uh
girl: yeah! i thought i was bi but now i know i’m only into girls :DD
wilbur: o h
With the "sexual awakening" girl
That's so awkward-
I would run away if I was Wilbur 🏃♂️
It's a kid. It's unfortunate wording but innocent enough. It was basically: I liked you enough to realise boys can be attractive.
Honestly if I ever have kids I’m drilling into their heads that this kinda thing should not be said. Parents haven’t been able to teach their kids how to interact with people they admire
@@philswiftismygod1451 very true.
@@philswiftismygod1451
To be entirely fair, with internet culture and streamers and other independant content creators becoming popular we're in a very different...fandom culture (?) than they may/would have had been back then so very often parents have absolutely no clue about anything related to, I guess who's popular with kids today, internet vs. Real life manners*, how to not be a problem for the content creator and so on.
Partly because they legitimately have n o idea, partly because they wouldn't have had to deal with that kind of direct creator/fan relationship either and thus probably don't have much more knowledge of what to do either.
*Yes, it would be mildly strange to directly tell someone even online, but not AS bad as IRL.
especially because she was 14 like oml, I'm 15 and I realize how weird it is to tell a grown man you don't even know that he was your "sexual awakening"????
Wait so... hypothetically... if I saw Wilbur in the street I could just... ‘Excuse me Mr. Soot may i interest you in a quick match of boxing?’
'Yo wilbur, im a fan lets fucking fight' then he punches you so hard it feels like your guts came out your mouth
You interrupt him while he playing guitar to fight him and he smashes your skull with it so hard it breaks
Why is it that in all of the replies I’m getting the shit beat out of me by Wilbur Soot?
lmao why’d you ask so politely
@@sweetdreamz_jpg so he wouldn’t call the police when he looses, or completely beat the shit out of me
Guys we've learned, if you're fighting Wilbur go for the ankles. He's tall and needs ankles to support himself
Trip from behind the knees and then proceed to try and pin them to the ground face to the floor 💃 (don’t actually do that- unless it’s for self defense)
pro tip for fighting will
lose. or else he will sue you
@@celestialkitten
Pro tip
if he’s unconscious/doesn’t remember he can’t call the police
@@tacossmiley thats called murder
@@celestialkitten if you not someone out or in a coma it’s not murder
the way he said he wasn’t famous 👁👄👁
his 5mil+ subscribers: 🧍
his ginormous fandom:
uh?
the twitter trending page every time he streams: 🧍
The millions of simps: 💃 baby I’m not even here, I’m an illusion✨
His simps and enjoyers: We don't even exist, we're just an illusion
I thought I had a crush on Wilbur. Turns out I'm just transmasc and want to be tall.
NO BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY ME WITH HIM-
NO BECAUSE SAME HHHH
same but im both :)
this.
I will say though that Wilbur is aesthetic attraction goals for me. But that's like saying "Oh no, I'm not attracted to them, I'd just like to stare at them for hours, like a painting." I just, feel that that would be a little bit creepier than having a crush on them lol.
My goal in life is to run up to Wilbur Soot and yell,
“1 2 3 4, I declare a thumb war!!!”
Then you attack them with your thumb
please do that
@@kel53y_ fist him
I legitimately thought of that and didn't know someone else was on my wavelength.
@@trialerrorsharer9398 w h at
Wilbur vs ranboo would be the match that immediately starts with a call to the police 😂
Wil is just the one brother in the family who will constantly get in fights he can't win.
Also even drunk Phil is the kind friend. (And the thing is, I made a Phil story for an AU that played out almost EXACTLY like this.)
You have a sick pfp!
@@ember11 i agree it looks very poggers
@@shinytie245 ikr!
@@ember11 i literally checked replies because I figured someone had already said. i was right :D
If his wrist stopped working and was painful with swelling than it could either be broken or dislocated. If it stopped working and he couldn’t hold a pen, than his wrist was better later, than it was dislocated
Top tip in a street fight always go for a low blow
A better tip in a street fight _run._ Quickly running in the right direction prevents any fight
He went for Tommy's knees and got his ribs broken
Tip top top tips on how to fight
@@blankultra6106 tip tups top tips
@@wilburzcorner tup tip top sip blip slip bib bip tip top tips
No one gonna mention that Tubbo most likely called Wilbur to ask if he would buy them alcahol 😂
Hold on why didn’t I think of that
I imagined he would have asked Wilbur to buy illegal substances.
WILBUR, you can’t say you will FIGHT FANS on the STREET, because they will TRY to get you to BEAT THEM UP on PURPOSE because of REASONS I’m not gonna MENTION
O H
LETS TRY NOT KINK SHAME AND JUST STARE AT IT WEIRDLY
WHY did you use CAPS in A very strange WAY?
@@joemama4543 i HATE to have to be the PERSON who INFORMS you that the FORMAT of using WORDS IN ALL CAPS to express their IMPORTANCE originated in a WEBCOMIC called HOMESTUCK
@@stacy1780 THANK you for INFORMING me of this BEING a pre-established thing. I was UNAWARE of this because I have purposefully avoided READING homestuck due to its REPUTATION.
little disappointed they didn’t win but they grew to be Minecraft streamers so
Me and a lot of my friends are really into martial arts and I really hope we never get into a fight with anyone. There is no winning. We lose = pain and misery. We win = police and court. Someone gets seriously injured = even more trouble.
Self-defense is a thing, though...
You just need to know how to incapacitate them (I don’t know if that’s the right word for it but I can’t think of any others what I mean is like hold them down or something so they can’t cause any harm to you) so they can’t move but in a way where you don’t injure them that much then you should be find because it would be self defense
@@edsweet2858 True, and I know sweeps and joint locks and stuff like that. But in an actual fight its pretty hard to pull off, especially in a self defence position. For example, if your about to get punch, the first reaction is to block and counter. The mindset behind that is: the faster you put them on the ground, the faster you're going to be safe and, therefore, not have to hurt them anymore.
@@elivile. Yeah but in the UK (where I live) the laws are incredibly scuffed. If someone attacks me and I break or dislocate their arm (for example) I would probably be in trouble. If I knock them out and they hit their head on the floor, again, my fault. Really bad.
Wilbur's British really be shining through in this clip lmao XD
6:03 Wilbur just casually giving out a weakness right after saying he’s ready to throw hands with anyone who asks.
If he could move his wrist the next day without excruciating pain, and instead just an ache, and the only damage done is that now it clicks, he most likely sprained it. Or he pushed a nerve. Either way, if it was the wrist he writes with, it’s now weaker and probably more at risk of being resprained.
I'm adding fighting Wilbur to my bucket list
Same.
I will fight Wilbur and I will win, mark my words.
@@meIIohi did you mean: I will go to jail because Wilbur doesn't play fair
@@tinaris4477 you see, I have a power move. I will simply say: "do not call the police on me Wilbur, that's transphobic"
4:11
Wilbur that’s some Karen level sh!t-
7:00
Am I the only one that their wrist started to hurt hearing this?
not Wilbur saying he would fight his fans lmao
Do you have any more gender I’m out 😅
@@ricelol9834 of course! here **passes some gender**
@@batmansballsofsteel it spilled 🥲
@@ricelol9834 damn, and i just ran out too
@@batmansballsofsteel SHIT when do you restock
Wilbur got in three fights actually, including that one against ksi. (Jk haha, that one is a bit ik that)
Aggghh thinking back to when I was 14, she’s gonna be so mortified later
I’m genuinely scared of tall people but if i got the chance to meet wilbur i would take it and tell him about my hatred for anteaters and my fear of house cats, but i will stare down a mountain lion any time
Just so he is remembers me
Oh fuck i sound like a psycho fan
No no no, it’s understandable XD
oh buddy same
@@kyokokirigiri6956 okay good
Hello Wilbur soot! 6 or whatever people get boiled alive in Yellowstone national park per year! This is disappointing and for a small monthly donation you can help us sacrifice another tourist to old faithful every single day. Consider my offer. Bye
@@evanmontague9456 🤣
Phil's laugh gives me serotonin
Tips for fighting: crotch shot are a risky thing since some people won’t feel pain because of the adrenaline so as you go to punch or kick they can just grab you and hit you. If you get a good shot to the stomach you could cause them to vomit but adrenaline could also prevent that. If someone starts to repeat their words in succession “ain’t no body mess with me, ain’t no body mess with me,ain’t no body mess with me” then it can mean they are already ready to attack since the brain is more focused on the attack then speaking.
5:10 startled by his own hiccup
BeeBo sounds like a Pyramid Sceme.
Beeramid scheme.
He’s like a whole foot taller than me- 👁👄👁
Excuses
Hes probably half a foot taller than me lol
Ohhhh nooooo that first story thoooo
4:52 When Tubbo calls for a weed man. 💀
Oh my god they should make a google classroom
2:48 oh my god, dono, I nearly fell of a chair
Just the image of Wilbur throwing hands with gamers is hilarious to me
Wilbur: I fight gamers!
Pat from PopularMMOs being strong boi: are you sure about that
He literally lives in Florida. That gives him an automatic disadvantage.
@@alaneththered3714 I'm hurt that your comment has two likes, that means 1/3 of people who see OP's comment also don't like Florida. What did Florida do to you all
Dadza
OMG I LOVE UR PFP 🥰
How...
in the first bit when will said he was niether her friend or famouas. omg he is so humble.
Honestly, I would 100% fight Wilbur. Like fuck it, why not?
Im short so id probably just get punted across the street
Id do it too, and make sure someone recorded it, and then just kick him in the- i wont finish
Ye lol
the comedy in them accidentally ddossing myspace
I feel challenged...willbur you might be twice my size.. but I will fight you!!! as for I am not JUST a gamer....I'm a fighting game gamer!!!!...oh and trained 8+ years taekwondo but that's a side note.
I laughed so hard when Phil hiccuped
Right as Wilbur said he’d fight a fan on the street, I was attacked by a moth
why would u just go up to someone you look up and say that????????? bruh. i would just die then and there
ngl I would have laughed my ass off if I was there when that happened
I WAS EATING GOLDFISH THEN I CHOKED, NOW I AM CRYING.
I’d like almost at the end of the video and I decided to score for the comments so I just kept scrawling and then clicked on a random one and this is the random one so
Lucky you I guess 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂
@goose OmL
@goose OML NOooooooO-
@goose WTF LMAOOOOOO
That first story is so awkward dont do that come on
2:09 Well now I kinda wanna fight Wilbur....
I JUST ACCIDENTALY CALLED PHIL "PHILBUR" IN MY HEAD I AM SO SORRY PHILZA
I literally met another dsmp fan on linkedin like 2 weeks ago her name is angie and shes so pog this is hilarious
I have decided now if i ever see wil i will run away from him
CHAT WHEN WILBUR SAID "I'D FIGHT YOU" OMFG
Wilbur talks about being a girl's sexual awakening whilst Phil's donation message is about a guy struggling after his grandfather died.
This is great
The title had no correlation to the video but I enjoyed the story time, lol
i'm just imagining i come to Brighton (or wherever Wilbur lives) and i see him in the streets, and i'm pulling out my master sword running from across the street going "OH WIIIIILLLLLL!!"
...i'm not actually gonna do that, but he put that idea in my head!
The power of wilbrs mom telling him to sleep
Please the myspace bit is so funny
the "fuck you saying" gang is so iconically british
Ive seen wilbur punch in tommys ksi video and and his technique is all wrong, and he doesnt cover his face, so i see how they easily hit him in the cheek.
Lmao wasn’t there someone on Phils stream that bought a Tamagotchi bc Wilbur was talking about it. It’s a Dono and Phil went on a little rant about it hahaha
The absolute amount of cobwebs in that first girl's cranium.. oh my god. I actually covered my mouth, put my head in my hands, and had to pause the video for a second. Holy hell, that wouldn't even be okay to tell him if you two were alone, but within earshot of strangers? Hello?? How do you not realize that "Adult man who's a young teen's sexual awakening" is NOT A GOOD LOOK!! What did she think the people in that store would think? What did she think HE would fucking think?? "Oh wow, how flattering, I'm so glad you told me :)" NO! Why would he want to know, oh my god. I'm gonna go get a cookie, man - I can't cope
Jesus christ. im sorry thats a terrifying thing to hear from a 14 year old
The thing with Wilburs wrist could have been carpal tunnel, I've gotten it a few times, just happens when you use your hand too much in certain ways, my mother got it from writing, and I got it from using a computer mouse for too long.
I broke my wrist too! After i was thrown by my uncle, i landed and it just went SNAP, yeah i fought the ground 😌✌️
i- were you okay lmao?
@@forri5797 yeah, i had to have a cast for awhile, my face is covered in scars from hitting the ground with my face but I'll say, i think i won that fight with the ground tbh 😌✌️
i sprained my wrist 3 times within 6 months (i have a ehlers danlos syndrom) and now i have a permanently messed up left wrist
And the ground won
@@duck7765 no i won
30 SECONDS IN AND I'M CHOKING PLEASE I JUST WANT TO DRINK MY TEA
Green man green boy.
Wilbur hurting his wrist and not getting it checked out is peak Wilbur.
That’s so true
Noted Wilbur Soot.
Bruh I can't even make a myspace 😭😭
NOOOOO
Mannnn this whole day was chaotic for the dsmp viewers. I just remembered about this day omg. This was the same day benchtrio you laugh you lose happened, and the George and Dream Trevor project charity stream and then Phil and Wilbur broke MySpace.
mmmm fighting wilbur yes sounds fun.
6:44
Fallout logic
lets go
5:11 that hiccup tho
Wilbur, Tommy, or Techno: being chaotic.
Philza: Dadza mode.
Dadza!!!!
hearing some of my favorite youtubers just say my domain name over and over again makes me want to cry and not for the right reasons
I would fight Wilbur but the problem is I’m 5,2 so he can simply just lift me and I would be done 😂
Also 5'2, u can go for the ankles. Sweep the leg!
*TAKE HIS KNEECAPS, TAKE HIS KNEECAPS*
And yes, I know I'm very late, but *I don't care*
I got an ad for a Samsung fridge on this video! 🤣
I literally did the same thing as Wilbur... I slammed my knee into the slide in 3rd grade, was limping on it for a while, now it locks at random, will pop at random and honestly, pretty sure I messed it up. Never did get it looked at, didn't tell anyone either so...oops.
Wilbur could punch me and I would thank him
The first one triggered my fight or flight my god- 😰
PHIL DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK PLEASE🤣🤣
If I ever meet wilbur, I will fight him
6:12 American government, take notes.
😭 Please. Idk what it is..is it really true that my government doesn't provide free healthcare? I am embarassed and I want to yeet myself off a roof. Jesus. America really is shit. 😥 (Btw I have never searched about this and I am really young, like 12.)
“Are you famous or her friend?”
“Neither”
*Bitch, you have over 5.5 million subscribers*
My wrists and arm do the same thing and I've never broken a bone. Someone explain as I'm still in confusion to this day
Cant find wilburs myspace, gonna go cry now
Friendly reminder to remember that your favourite streamers are still people. These are Adult Men
MySpace was what my cat used to be called before we adopted him lol
Nice description, mate. XD
"are you famous or just her friend?" LMAOO
I died when i heard "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh! greedy, greedy phil!!"
Okay fine i’ll make a My Space account later
To the first part, same
5:10 he spooked himself
that first one took my by surprise....
I mean I understand wanting to thank (?) someone fore helping you realise but like.... ehh...eh?
Fun fact: Phil is 8 years older than Wilbur and 16 years older than Tommy
My wrist clicks too Wilbur 😳✌
i would actually want to fight wilbur soot lmao
I would buy a ticket to watch
Tubbo