Jean Claude Van Damme has been mastering the split for his whole life which allowed him to do the truck commercial. Chuck Norris saw the commercial and said " Give me 5 minutes, 11 guys and 2 planes."
exactly. And everytime i spell in the end, Merry Christams to you too chuck. I also watch the JCVD video with the trucks and in the end the original song
Chuck’s self-proclaimed favorite Chuck Norris-fact: They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mt. Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
Wrong. Chuck Norris epic leg muscles were the only thing allowing the planes to get that close together anyway. Then, he let them move apart because the pilots were afraid.
I commend these brave soldiers for undertaking this very dangerous act. The amount of things that could've went wrong boggles my mind. The fact that anyone would willingly be in such close proximity to certain death is absolutely insane. Oh yeah, and the plane stunt was kinda dangerous too.
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Alexander Leal Actually, they're not flying at all, Chuck Norris just took a deep breath, creating a vortex before him, the planes, and the soldiers, sending them all into the stratosphere. A place that only Makes Chuck Norris even more powerful.
Ty Stout Incorrect. There is no possible WAY for Chuck Norris to be any more powerful, as He is already the most powerful being in existence. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can burn the antennae of an ant with a magnifying glass...at night.
If you look closely, not only was he pushing the planes apart as he did the split, but he was flying them with his feet.....also, he is actually sleeping, yep, both eyes open.
When Chuck Norris travels by plane, the pilots do not apologize to the passengers for experiencing turbulence, the apologize to the air for experiencing Chuck Norris.
I adore Van Damme's Volvo video, but this takes the cake! Love the tongue in cheek humor these 2 friends have with each other. Thanks for the laughter & Merry Christmas to you both!
Assuming 700km/h the counter force from air speed pressure is 500,000N = 50 tons or 5 tons per person 🙂 Chuck and his friends are really strong 🙂 Force=11people*1m*2m * 1/2*1.2kg/m^3*(700km/h)^2
Чак Норрис тоже молодец чувствуется сила спокойствие каждый его мускул тела под контролем . Он контролирует себя и кто у него на голове! Хоть он и стоит без кислородной маски, но всё равно большое ему спасибо!
Вполне очевидно почему он без кислородной маски - сильный набегающий поток даёт достаточно кислорода в секунду времени на поверхности лица Чака Норриса!
The trick wasn't balancing on two planes while guys stand on his head.. See the planes were off and super glued to his shoes. He's actually flying, and balancing them in MID air.
I read somewhere that this isn't a commercial, nor was it even planned out, this is part of Mr. Norris' morning routine and someone just happened to catch it on video.
Кино
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.😂😂
😂😂😂
Brilliant! No CGI was involved in the making of this video.
its funny but its look awesome
JERRY! YOU'RE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Hater will say it fake =)))
Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.
Just simple and pure manliness.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
True story
hey bro? what is the music in this video?
Enya - Only Time
But why did he killed every hypothetical life in Mars?
Is it... because he's Chuck Norris? q_q
umchan95 thanks for song name
imagine your commercial being so good that it has it's own parody
I love the way Chuck is dragging those planes with his toes while he is flying. And how he effortlesly pushes them apart to make a split.
hope you know that it is fake
Andreas nyberg What are you talking about? This is real.
Melo Dirt Why are you even trying ? He just called Chuck a fake. He is long dead now...
are you guys alive?
@@hyppen I hope you know that it's real.
Chuck Norris can only safely do the splits while airborne, because otherwise he might crack open the Earth.
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LEL :V
Skwisgaar Skwigelf ew
Chuck Norris's balls are so big he has to do the splits at 30,000 ft
Jean Claude Van Damme has been mastering the split for his whole life which allowed him to do the truck commercial. Chuck Norris saw the commercial and said " Give me 5 minutes, 11 guys and 2 planes."
James Dang - LOL
Blah blah blah Jean Claude van damme is better than chuck norris
James Dang: Actually Chuck said "Here hold my beer."
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 damme is damme.. I'm better than him!!
... but he made it in 4!
Anyone else make it a tradition to watch this every Christmas?
Same man
Aye aye
Yes.
exactly. And everytime i spell in the end, Merry Christams to you too chuck.
I also watch the JCVD video with the trucks and in the end the original song
Yes
the planes didn't move apart, chuck norris pushed them apart
Then he dug his toes in and pulled them back together.
LOL... Nice one, bro!
Planes are desperately trying to go away from each other with all their jet power, Chuck Norris is keeping them together with his feet.
HaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAA. TOO FUNNIE
xD ahaha
The planes aren't flying, Chuck Norris just decided he wanted to go for a walk and didn't have any shoes so he strapped the planes to his feet.
That's a perfect Chuck joke.
10 years old video, but I've watched it every Christmas!
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out :)
Chuck’s self-proclaimed favorite Chuck Norris-fact:
They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mt. Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
😂😂😂
Best parody ever
The planes didn't shift...Chuck Norris moved the planes
Yeah!!!! :)
CORRECT!!! LOL!
Wrong. Chuck Norris epic leg muscles were the only thing allowing the planes to get that close together anyway. Then, he let them move apart because the pilots were afraid.
Vyselink HAHA!
😂😂😂
Once, death had a near chuck norris experience.
lmao
music name pls
+TheGodofGaming the song in the video is Enya - Echoes in the rain
+TheGodofGaming sorry it's actually : Enya - only time
But Chuck thought that Death was a good sport and let him off easy.
This is so incredible. I have absolutely no idea how the cameraman managed to capture the magnificence of Chuck Norris's daily commute.
There is no cameraman, Chuck Norris controlled the camera with his mind
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
`Thanks for the belly laugh.
You can also call it as common sense, basic instinct, and being intelligent.
best
Lol
Isn't that a rapper?
Chuck Norris once caught fire. The fire stopped, dropped and rolled.
lol
xD
Kriegsmarine Königstiger In a movie chuck norris actaully said this "Once he was bitten by a cobra, in five days of agonizing pain the Cobra died..."
Ssj God :P
Expendables 2 was a good movie
When Chuck Norris performed the split, he did not lower his body. His feet pulled up the planes.
....yes
"Pushed apart" not "pulled up"! Fix your bloody your improper grammar comment... After so long, it still annoys me!
@@RumbleFish69 you did not get the joke. He wrote exactly what he meant .
I commend these brave soldiers for undertaking this very dangerous act. The amount of things that could've went wrong boggles my mind. The fact that anyone would willingly be in such close proximity to certain death is absolutely insane. Oh yeah, and the plane stunt was kinda dangerous too.
They knew they were standing on the most solid of ground.
This actually happened, they just had to remake because it was so beautifully epic that the camera man died, and so did the camera!
(And Chuck Norris actually sung that sung better then the original singer, while doing that of course...)
Robert Firth (Without moving his lips...)
@@robertfirth5406 OHH GOD HOW BAD ASSS HE IS
This is so fake. Chuck Norris doesn't need planes to fly.
HAHAHAH WIN !
but he need something to stand on to do a split
xStuger Pelaa no
You're right he doesn't need planes to fly. The planes need him to fly.
NO! Chuck Norris uses toes to hold the aircraft!
Still epic after 5 years.
Congratulations to the creators!
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epic!!!
This is real I was there... Holding the camera
I saw you, I was the bird!
god bless! =)
hahahaproduction1 I saw you too, I was cloud!
kris8144 Norris bless!
Nope! Chuck Testa!
You don't know it, but he is the one flying. He is just holding those planes with his toes.
loll good one bro
Legend says that Thanos challenged Chuck Norris, the punishment for the loser was painting himself purple.
Merry Christmas 2023
You guys realize of course that he's holding those planes up.
Yes, their fuel tanks are empty
Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.
@@benjy117 powerful things come in small packages.
@@benjy117 And he was piloting both of the planes
He is keeping them from ascending
Chuck Norris would never let anyone step on his cowboy hat. This is a fake.
0DarkEagle dude look at that body and everything its not in real life !
Kitty Cat hard to get to anything more obvious than that... you're hilarious!!!
Melody Art confusion
sarcasm or srs
***** wrong, thats chuck norris, he just broke the 4th wall!
***** I am being sarcastic.
After years I M still watching this and I M in tears for loughing!!!!!!
Should’ve had the planes flying backwards
Haters will says that this is fake!!!!!!
They all mistakes...
Fanboys will say this is real!!!!
demotius Chepe Moramayo Alex Katc random viewers will say : Oh shut the fuck up.
demotius Oh dear Chuck, forgive this infidels!!!!!!!!!
well it is but its still awsome
You can't see it but the piss running down his legs is what is actually fueling the plane...and he broke the sound barrier with his face.
WIN !!!
I'm hear for my yearly ritual of watching this on Christmas!
I wish everyone that see this the best. Especially with how 2020 has been.
The most important thing to take from this video:
Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas,
not Happy Holidays.
EXACTLY what I was thinkin. Manly Men being manly
and he is also a Christian.
Chuck Norris doesnt cellebrate christmas.
Christmas cellebrate Chuck Norris.
Nicely done Chuck.
The JCVD original was CLASSIC.
lmao i love how all the other men have goggles and parachutes on, and chuck is wearing a cowboys hat, jeans and a flannel 🤣😂
its been said that when chuck norris do push ups. he actually push the earth down💯😮😮😮😮
It's not fake. The camera just couldn't handle the awesomeness.
The pilots didn't need to be skilled to pull of this stunt, Chuck just held them together by himself.
There were no pilots, obviously
Markinho Because Chuck Norris was driving both
Some say , they are still flying to this day...!!!!
The most amazing thing about this video is that 10 years ago you can say Merry Christmas and nobody would get offended.
Felez Navidad
Two years, still epic.
+Mika Brea It will be epic for eternity.
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Three years, still epic.
4 years still epic lol
Luis Delgado um BR perdido aqui?
Merry Christmas Everyone!
You too! Hope you are getting some island time.
The invisible part: Chuck Norris' fart fuelled both planes.
Чак Норрис досчитал до бесконечности. Дважды. ) По-моему, оставаться супергероем в 73 года - это круто!
5 days later and I'm still laughing!! Good work. Epic!!
Watching this on Christmas Day🎅
Plot twist. The planes are flying backwards.
Upside down*
Alexander Leal Actually, they're not flying at all, Chuck Norris just took a deep breath, creating a vortex before him, the planes, and the soldiers, sending them all into the stratosphere. A place that only Makes Chuck Norris even more powerful.
Ty Stout
Incorrect. There is no possible WAY for Chuck Norris to be any more powerful, as He is already the most powerful being in existence. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can burn the antennae of an ant with a magnifying glass...at night.
If you look closely, not only was he pushing the planes apart as he did the split, but he was flying them with his feet.....also, he is actually sleeping, yep, both eyes open.
Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.
"Manspreading is when a man spreads his legs to take up as much room as possible"
Underrated comment
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet....He scares the shit out of it.
lol
"This test was set up to demonstrate the stability and precision of Chuck Norris with two planes attached"
When Chuck Norris travels by plane, the pilots do not apologize to the passengers for experiencing turbulence, the apologize to the air for experiencing Chuck Norris.
And Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you...The Air Force, the Navy, the Marines, and everyone else who keeps America safe!
I'm disapointed that the plane aren't flying backward
Chuck pushes the planes with his split.
Seems Legit.
I love it. Each year I look it again :-) ....since many years.....
Merry Christmas to you !
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at the sky and yelling "bang!"
and more epic is that he's not putting on a parachute..
Parachutes take on Chuck Norris to avoid taking damage from a fall, you should know that..
"188 thumbs down"... 188 people dead... By Chuck's own hands... At the same time... while he sleeps...
After 14 mins, only 180 => 8 acc down because users are dead :D
Nikolas Kluďák and now 214 down which only means 34 more dead men walking
ok now the math is just getting hard
When Chuck Norris sleeps his bear kills these people much like William Shatners Hair.
To everyone who was in doubt: This is just a remake. The camera crew died in the making of this video.
This is super hilarious. But the song just made me cry, especially his narration combined.
Now this is a split I can believe. But the one Van Damme did, impossible!
This video is part of Christmas tradition!
First time I watched this i laughed my ass off.
Perfect weather that day.
Merry Christmas everybody.
BEST..RUclips..VIDEO..EVER!!!
He is pushing the planes with his split ;)
YES
Really great comment :D
Hier hätte ich dich nicht erwartet :D
Tut mir leid ;)
Merry Christmas everyone still watching 2017 2018
One of the most EPIC commercials ever. 👍😁
RETURNS HOME VAN DAMME
I adore Van Damme's Volvo video, but this takes the cake! Love the tongue in cheek humor these 2 friends have with each other. Thanks for the laughter & Merry Christmas to you both!
I like this one but Van Damme's one is better. More personal too
LOL - too funny Kim Wilson ! Merry Christmas my friend!!!
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.
Oh wow. That's so.. funny.
Epic comment
2023 Happy New Year!
That looks awesome!
And after YEARS of training and patience.... those men were given permission to stand on top of Chuck Norris!
This gets me every time ! Definitely my favorite video ever 😂😂
One of the best spoofs ever. An epic ad with an epic spoof
Chuck Norris is also carrying the airplanes with his feet
And the wind isn't blowing, Chuck Norris is inhaling.
the clouds come from all of the marijuana chuck was smoking
when chuck norris left for college he told his dad "your the man of the house now"
LOVE this!
happy new year to you too, Chuck .
He is flying and holding the planes by his toes.
I remember this documentary.
THAT made me laugh! Awesome..
Assuming 700km/h the counter force from air speed pressure is 500,000N = 50 tons or 5 tons per person 🙂
Chuck and his friends are really strong 🙂
Force=11people*1m*2m * 1/2*1.2kg/m^3*(700km/h)^2
No matter how long...STILL EPIC.
And then he landed both planes at the same time with his legs
Чак Норрис тоже молодец чувствуется сила спокойствие каждый его мускул тела под контролем . Он контролирует себя и кто у него на голове! Хоть он и стоит без кислородной маски, но всё равно большое ему спасибо!
Чак Норрис может дышать где угодно, даже в космосе!
Это воздуху нужен Чак Норрис, это воздух дышит Чаком
Артём Кан если Чак появится в космосе - астронавтам больше не будут нужны скафандры. Они будут дышать воздухом из легких Чака :)
Вполне очевидно почему он без кислородной маски - сильный набегающий поток даёт достаточно кислорода в секунду времени на поверхности лица Чака Норриса!
Nostalgia is hard with this one. Reminds me of Christmas time 2013... some better times.
I watch this everyyear since 2013
I'm just so happy that this is so elegantly made
The trick wasn't balancing on two planes while guys stand on his head.. See the planes were off and super glued to his shoes. He's actually flying, and balancing them in MID air.
I break the logic...
Chuck Norris you make the logic
He is the logic
fikluk No, i am the logic you dumbass.
***** Thx bruh.
Chuck Norris The fear of chuck norris is called logic...
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
LEGENDS NEVER DIE! ⭐
I read somewhere that this isn't a commercial, nor was it even planned out, this is part of Mr. Norris' morning routine and someone just happened to catch it on video.
Merry Christmas