I was mainly listening, not watching. Then I looked at the shit, Mid way, why does Matt look so small? How tall is Chris compared to Matt? The chair appears to be the same height, and I don't think Matt is slouching So low like that. Why do I care? I don't even know. That's how bored I am
@@zaypierson6255 me too. I don't think Chris is siding with anyone, probably not even thinking about it. But , what I've heard about Schaub. Pretty dick move
This show would not be THIS show if it weren’t for these two personalities here together. Chris with his - most of the time - wild and unachievable advice, and - not so often - HOLY SHEEEEZITE… that was some Yoda cloud. Matt is such a good grounder - he always has the most logical advice, but sometimes - SOMETIMES - has his spin move moments. They balance well
Look, I like Chris D'Elia.. Been watching him for years. But dude, his brother Matt is freaking awesome. He takes things seriously and overall just has such chill vibes. Still love Chris, think he's funny, but Matt seems like he'd be awesome to hang out with. Love the podcast guys.
I get bricked up every time a new episode drops. You and your brother have the best chemistry for a podcast. always a silly goose time, even when gets a little serious.
Matt is a freaking Jedi Master!! just by saying he’ll do whatever he wants while Chris talks about his tour dates it made Chris slip up and Matt just sat there and did absolutely nothing *classic* 🤣🤣🤣
I just want to say Thank you to Chris. The spin move is now my daily mentality and use it with 85% of my encounters. My confidence has never been higher. Long live the spin move ✌️✌️
Chris was a 90's movie trailer voice over artiste in his previous life. Also a 90's rapper. Also few people know this, but he was a founding member of Hoobastank.
The dude that blacks out while drinking is eh…suh…. Making receipts cuz he cheated on his girl and is trying to make the case that he was blacked out and didn’t even know it happened
RIGHT he's missing out on Elden Ring one of the best games in the last 10 years. But that brinks truck with the tour will take that time away it's such a shame.
This pod with both of you, is my relax time during Sunday, after long working week. It makes me laugh not just because of the jokes, but also the dynamic between you too. At times I miss my younger brother (I'm Matt's age) and talking with him about movie references, music, books, whatever. It's rare occasion now, he is married and last year we only spend 2 nights at his place when his wife was out and we were watching Chris's stand ups. I'm his sister but the regardless, we grew up pretty much close and are also to the outside world complete opposites. You're welcome for me telling you that. ;)
I love you both being together n just being brothers me and my brother are close in age and have the same type of dynamic and I just absolutely love that you guys are doing this podcast 💛 right up there with congratulations
🐶🌷🐕🌷🐶🌷🐶🌷🐕🌷🐶 The gal with the neighbor who has the barking dogs? All you have to do is Google Image a formal looking notice from the city that pertains to barking dogs and noise regulations. Then simply print it out, sign it, and put it on her door. She will be much more willing to oblige if she believes it is an official notice, and it will keep the two of you from having any conflict between you. 😴 🐶 🐶
11:50 this guy is lying. Because I thought about doing this for the same reason! “If i send in a video and they use it on there show!! Maybe a modeling agency and some big movie directors will see me and say hey!!!! This guy is gorgeous!!!!! We need him!!!!!” Thank GOD I OWN A BUSINESS WITH MY WIFE AND DONT REALLY CARE 🤷🏻♂️.
S’needs a pop filter. Life rips that we know but listening on any decent sound has nuclear bomb pops on it. High budget/production podcast and the producer forgot a pop filter EEEYYYEESSSS dude!!
To Estonia dude, if you have a feeling something is a certain way, there's a reason you feel it. You're not crazy. You didn't make those feelings up out of nowhere. You picked up on something for sure. And it's not your fault.
I only make my bed when people come over (because only 1 bathroom that is connected to my bedroom), otherwise, I "make it" while I'm still in it: I pull the top sheet and comforter up over my head, get out, then fold the tops down a little bit. Not MADE, but not NOT MADE. hahaha
So i'm a fat redacted alcoholic podcaster. I tried to fugg a couple chiggs at work and now shit is getting out.. one of the chiggs i tried to wagg to my trugg was one of the most supportive friends i've had. I guess I need advize about how should I handle this? Should I continue my lawlsuit b or should I just sip a lil more whiggsky?
New tour dates here www.chrisdelia.com/#tour
Let’s gooo!!!!!!!
I was happy to see bobby still follows delia
I was mainly listening, not watching. Then I looked at the shit, Mid way, why does Matt look so small? How tall is Chris compared to Matt?
The chair appears to be the same height, and I don't think Matt is slouching So low like that.
Why do I care? I don't even know. That's how bored I am
@@zaypierson6255 me too. I don't think Chris is siding with anyone, probably not even thinking about it. But , what I've heard about Schaub. Pretty dick move
@@Teah8cbdude because hes'laid back and parts his hair so comically far to the left dude
Can we have our LIFELINE merch say “spin move mentality”?
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
I mean " LIFELINE RIPS " is s'easy with the little swooshie swoosh things.
Would 100% buy "Spin Moves Mentality"
I'd buy it
Literally came to the comment section to write the same thing 👌🏼
Perfect timing to get me through my last hour of work! Eeeyyyeeessssss dude!!!!
Happy mother's day
Where do you work?
@@sycofya1677 eh s’personal, but makin friends in the comments section! I’m an aerospace machinist
@@nickkuetemann4685 oo nice 👌
@@nickkuetemann4685 soo area 51. Got it.
I like how Matt is always trying to keep the show grounded and Chris is like a rocket ship giving the spin move to the ground as he flies away
This show would not be THIS show if it weren’t for these two personalities here together. Chris with his - most of the time - wild and unachievable advice, and - not so often - HOLY SHEEEEZITE… that was some Yoda cloud. Matt is such a good grounder - he always has the most logical advice, but sometimes - SOMETIMES - has his spin move moments. They balance well
When Matt said “You’re always funny, but I didn’t think that was that funny.” And Chris goes “yeeess…. Wait what” I died
Congrats Vauge.
The most genuine laughter 🤣
"The Upswing of the Burrito"
prepare to be wrapped up in this wild love story.
Soundtrack by Juan Direction
Incredible comment, campbell
“Sometimes the only way to solve a problem is to add another problem” feels truly legendary.
"... this message was brought to you by the Chris D'Elia foundation"
Why I’m in so much debt….
44:40
I was crying
I love it when Chris laughs himself into hysteria.
Love it so much!!!!
I hope this podcast runs forever!!
Chris and Matt are like Yin and Yang, I seen a little of Chris in Matt this ep. Love the contrast.
It's so cool that there are so many cool blankets in different colors so Matt can wear them every episode.
this made me laugh well done haha
Super oversized. Thanks for losing weight Matt🤘
You guys actually put me in such a good mood. Like thank fuck Chris came back and brought his brother with him.
dude every conversation these guys have. Is every internal conversation I have with my shadow lmao. ying and yang as fuck
Matt is an absolute fashion god, makes Chris look like he buys everything off the mannequin
Absolutely not. Matt always looks like variations of Steve from Blues Clues with long hair.
@@rileyreno3884 it's kinda cool how we can both have our own opinions except mine is right and yours is wrong
a matt burner account 😂
I love Chris but he can be hella corny 😢
@@maxlarocque4066 SLAMMED EM 😄
I would kill for a Lifeline Hoodie the color of Matt's sweater. Love the episode, laughed and learned more about blacking out than I thought I would.
Look, I like Chris D'Elia.. Been watching him for years. But dude, his brother Matt is freaking awesome. He takes things seriously and overall just has such chill vibes. Still love Chris, think he's funny, but Matt seems like he'd be awesome to hang out with. Love the podcast guys.
eeeeeeyessss dude. I feel like they're a great balance for each other! :)
I'm sick as fuck haven't left my room for like 24 hours & life still rips!! Especially when the boys drop a cast
When Chris goes on the "This is how we do it" tangent... Matt just says "Good?" Now you know he has done this his whole life.
I always feel like matt just destroys chris' tangent/vibe - energy in comparison is so low.. being a contrarian about everything 🤦🏻♂️
What’s the name of the burrito place? I listened to it 10 times can’t make it out
I get bricked up every time a new episode drops. You and your brother have the best chemistry for a podcast. always a silly goose time, even when gets a little serious.
I feel like I live on Bricked Up Blvd. because when a new Lifeline episode drops because my shit goes brrAAAAAKakakakaka
I love how they balance each other out
Dude im building a fucking cottage! Im so fucking bricked up from this new episode!😩😩😤😤 😂
I did my best spin move when I got this notification.
S'snormal reaction to a lifeline notification. 🤙
38:10 has gotta be one of my favorite D’Elia brother moments lmao
DMX did a spin move in his grave
Matt parts his hair so comically far on the left, that it looks like a combover and he's not even close to balding 😂❣
O m g that last few minutes was murder. I can't handle when Chris gets into one of the "scrolling credits" bits 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I want to hear more of that uncanny Wahlberg impression. Now, back to these dishes.
Laughing so damn hard at the mash closing credits sequence. You kill me!
“Life Rips, you know Ik it doesn’t feel like it right now but that’s exactly why life rips, right?” That was kinda beautiful 🥹🥴
If life always ripped then it would not rip. That is what makes it so valuable when life really rips. So follow the rips of life.
@@thegringoscottproductions1699 dude that was also beautiful
nah
@@nicholascruz8285 the fact you commented of how it was, is what makes it rip!!
I love this stupid fkin podcast so much
the best part of this show is how the advice is actually decent
YESSSS IN BEFORE 20 MIN MARK WOOOOOOO
I might need professional help
This show is already a classic
Matt talking about how demented everyone is was super cathartic, thanks!
We need to vote in "UP SWING OF THE BURRITO" title.
If it can happen to Estonia guy it can happen to anyone
Matt is a freaking Jedi Master!! just by saying he’ll do whatever he wants while Chris talks about his tour dates it made Chris slip up and Matt just sat there and did absolutely nothing *classic* 🤣🤣🤣
Why is this so hard to read?
@@ljr616 Probably because it was written by FamBam funny videos Yabut
Matt wants to be MY best friend. NOT the other way around, cause "I'll say whatever I want"🤘
Matt's sweater reflects that he's a prisoner in his male body. So brave.
🤣
Hes a prisoner in a where's Waldo book.
I’m going to listen to this all the way to the end BEFORE I call my mom today.
S'bad son.
It’s a scientific fact that a made bed is more comfortable than an unmade bed.
As a professional podcast watcher, I've determined that this Pod is *so good.*
S’good
I just want to say Thank you to Chris. The spin move is now my daily mentality and use it with 85% of my encounters. My confidence has never been higher. Long live the spin move ✌️✌️
I love that this show comes out on sundays! ❤️
The intro song for this podcast slaps harder than Will Smith. I crank it every time.
S’catchy.
Me seeing the notification for new episode: * does spin move*
Video? Or it didn't happen
Laughing my ass off ! When Chris was washing all the way up to his pits and neck🤣. lovee you guys
Congratulations! You made it to the lifeline ❤
The D'Elia brothers ... such passionate energy. You fellas give me life ✌️✌️
Twincest homie. They deff have passionately kissed each other at least once
Chris was a 90's movie trailer voice over artiste in his previous life. Also a 90's rapper. Also few people know this, but he was a founding member of Hoobastank.
*of course I'm in the Porsche wit the floor boards*
How could he be from the 90’s in a past life?😂
@@mckayla028 Coz he's the youngest person alive 🤣
My new favorite show on RUclips!
The dude that blacks out while drinking is eh…suh…. Making receipts cuz he cheated on his girl and is trying to make the case that he was blacked out and didn’t even know it happened
I just want chris to hop back on twitch
RIGHT he's missing out on Elden Ring one of the best games in the last 10 years. But that brinks truck with the tour will take that time away it's such a shame.
@@mikemcginnis1288 he wouldn't even like that game
This pod with both of you, is my relax time during Sunday, after long working week. It makes me laugh not just because of the jokes, but also the dynamic between you too. At times I miss my younger brother (I'm Matt's age) and talking with him about movie references, music, books, whatever. It's rare occasion now, he is married and last year we only spend 2 nights at his place when his wife was out and we were watching Chris's stand ups. I'm his sister but the regardless, we grew up pretty much close and are also to the outside world complete opposites. You're welcome for me telling you that. ;)
S'deeper
S’in love w ur brother.
This podcast has made my burrito intake go up 1000%
Honestly the intro song is fuckin dope. Almost as dope as the show! Y’all rip!
Dropped a like before the show even started
Hell yeah Thanks again Chris and Matt Happy Sunday
When chris was reading his dates… HE NEEDS TO MAKE A SHIRT thats just his sunglasses with his eyebrows SOARING over them.
Yes. Collecting racks dude. Till it touches the sky
He does have that as a logo already lol 😂👍
@@yaeerrrd5281 lmaoo really? Does he have any merch with it?… i need that.
Guaranteed they are talking about brenden shaub liking girls pics 😂
If only I could put Matt's brain in my girlfriend. Is that weird? Ahhh yes dude.
I love this podcast eh’yessss❤️
Matt's brother's laugh is incredible, so freaking hearty.
first like baby
Matt is where’s Waldo but in designer 😂
Please get your Dad as a guest 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris said Burrito 165 times in the first 10 minutes
Chris is a great comic because he's dealt with his heckler brother for 4 decades
I wanna go on a road trip with these two.
Merch that says "Make It A Fun Blip" would be cool.
Well .... good job .... was actually waiting for this to drop today.
It’s a Chris Delia rollercoaster and we’re just ridin 🎢 hands up
Best combo pod, the boys are like Jordan and Pippen
Also Matt dressed like he just escaped prison on charges of embezzlement for only the marijuana industry but it’s ok
I love you both being together n just being brothers me and my brother are close in age and have the same type of dynamic and I just absolutely love that you guys are doing this podcast 💛 right up there with congratulations
🐶🌷🐕🌷🐶🌷🐶🌷🐕🌷🐶
The gal with the neighbor who has the barking dogs? All you have to do is Google Image a formal looking notice from the city that pertains to barking dogs and noise regulations. Then simply print it out, sign it, and put it on her door. She will be much more willing to oblige if she believes it is an official notice, and it will keep the two of you from having any conflict between you. 😴 🐶 🐶
😂👍good idea
Matt looks like 80's Eric Clapton on that 1980's cucane
Matt is the fashionista of cell block 99.
"it could be mexican food" LMAO!
The M*A*S*H credits killed me!
chris's drunk impression was insanely good
Waldo grew his hair out, but I still found him!!!
This is like hanging out with a ski movie villain and his little brother. So good
LOL what's a ski movie? Is that a thing?
This made my day
Matt is looking like he just escaped from the penitentiary
Love that y’all drop on Sundays!
11:50 this guy is lying. Because I thought about doing this for the same reason! “If i send in a video and they use it on there show!! Maybe a modeling agency and some big movie directors will see me and say hey!!!! This guy is gorgeous!!!!! We need him!!!!!” Thank GOD I OWN A BUSINESS WITH MY WIFE AND DONT REALLY CARE 🤷🏻♂️.
perfect timing guys. life keeps on rippin
That one guy just needs to stop drinking, I can’t believe he even asked what to do. My god some people really just are oblivious
Can’t wait for the SPIN MOVE
S’needs a pop filter. Life rips that we know but listening on any decent sound has nuclear bomb pops on it. High budget/production podcast and the producer forgot a pop filter EEEYYYEESSSS dude!!
Hell yeah make friends in the comments babies
YES I made a friend
Another one right here 🤙🤙
“I read too,I read situation” 🤣🤣🤣 DUDE!! I had to pause the video to laugh my ass off 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 real shit
“That bangin’ B-word place,” needs to be code for something.
Bangin' Bobby's Big Time Barbecue and Bicycle Shop?
To Estonia dude, if you have a feeling something is a certain way, there's a reason you feel it. You're not crazy. You didn't make those feelings up out of nowhere. You picked up on something for sure. And it's not your fault.
I only make my bed when people come over (because only 1 bathroom that is connected to my bedroom), otherwise, I "make it" while I'm still in it: I pull the top sheet and comforter up over my head, get out, then fold the tops down a little bit. Not MADE, but not NOT MADE. hahaha
Gonna make my mom watch this with me.
Dont drink all her milk all at once
The intro song hits different
in can relate to blackout drinking, i dont even remember my 20s. ive been sober for 2 years and counting.
Nice man, keep going
So i'm a fat redacted alcoholic podcaster. I tried to fugg a couple chiggs at work and now shit is getting out.. one of the chiggs i tried to wagg to my trugg was one of the most supportive friends i've had. I guess I need advize about how should I handle this? Should I continue my lawlsuit b or should I just sip a lil more whiggsky?
I hope Chris can come out and defend bobby lee agains the bully that is Brendan schaub.
MATT THAT SHIRT IS FUCKIN DOPE
This show makes me feel uncomfortable but I keep tuning in