SMASH or PASS with Dan Soder | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 104
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
- This week CHAOS is joined by comedian Dan Soder @DanSoder Dan and Chris go way back, so back that Dan asked Chris to check his junk for an STI because he thought Chris was an actual doctor. Nope, he was getting his PHD in physical therapy! The boys talk about their Ps and Chrissy Potentially having a Kidney Stone? The guys are in the dateline age phase and sleep is just way better than s3x.. shout out XMEN Trading Card Rogue🙌
The two play smash or pass Jamie or Jimmy Garoppolo and with Historical figures too! We got the gorgeous @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger in the house and he's telling us that he understands the thrill of a gun Alec Baldwin but the fake guns are the best guns! The Chaos grows and Chrissy tells us about his favorite television shows and how crazy the Stanford Prison Experiment was!! They all think podcasts should have a self destruct button but really what comedy needs is to just still sht on each other! Comics should still just hate!! What do you think Bubbas? tell us in the comments!!!!
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00:00 Chrissy coming to see you
1:37 Dan Soder Squeaky Clean P
3:05 What’s up with Chrissy’s P?
3:37 Sweets on Saturdays
5:48 Chrissy Kidney Stones
9:47 Bestie Mike McDaniel Best Personality
12:25 Smash or Pass Jamie or Jimmy Garoppolo
13:40 Rogue’s Trading Card 🔥
15:05 Sleep not S3X
16:35 Dateline Age
19:26 Man Googles How To Kill His Wife
21:42 Keeping up with George Santos
25:40 Man Crashes Tesla and Family Survives Attempted Murder
26:50 Incels be like
29:13 We Run the City Chrissy Review
33:35 Casey Anthony is Wild
35:21 Is Alec Baldwin in Jail?
36:30 Cheeto Santino Loves a Handgun
40:00 Vessi !! 🙌
41:30 Stanford Prison Experiment & Chaos was just crazy Babe
44:12 Need More Babes
46:14 I am Papi Music Time
49:33 Smash or Pass Historical Figures
51:39 Robin Williams Rules
52:07 Make Me Laugh
52:47 Self Destruct Pod Button
53:39 Stream Cheeseburger and give him a second!
55:01 Louis CK is the only one
56:43 Miss Me a Bit
58:16 Seinfeld Autistic
1:00:14 Don’t Be Nice to Other Comics
1:05:25 Danny Coming to you!
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Also, you can get kidney stones from eating too many vitamins. Or Tums, because your body can't deal with all the calcium bicarbonate... I hope you feel better soon.
@@kathrynmceachern9503
Green smoothies in excess, as well.
19:54 “god" is nonexistent. If he was he wouldn’t force you to overwork your braiN & body to iNteract with him, religion, & religious traditions; & he wouldn`t allow you to step on piles of ants daily🧠🐜
150 billion animals are slaughtered worldwide annually for food, fashion, & profit; As of 2021 there are 500,000+ homeless Americans effectiNg a miNimum of 500k family members; Many people have been falsely accused, outcasted, &/or murdered for “witchcraft”; Suicide bombiNgs have happened due to religion. Death alone, proves “god” is nonexistent. If he exists, he wouldn’t make people bliNd, deaf, mute, & handicapped
30:00 “god" is nonexistent. If he was he wouldn’t force you to overwork your braiN & body to iNteract with him, religion, & religious traditions; & he wouldn`t allow you to step on piles of ants daily🧠🐜
150 billion animals are slaughtered worldwide annually for food, fashion, & profit; As of 2021 there are 500,000+ homeless Americans effectiNg a miNimum of 500k family members; Many people have been falsely accused, outcasted, &/or murdered for “witchcraft”; Suicide bombiNgs have happened due to religion. Death alone, proves “god” is nonexistent. If he exists, he wouldn’t make people bliNd, deaf, mute, & handicapped
Hearing Cheeto from off screen gives me an overwhelming calming sensation.
Me too
Cheeto Santino!
Santino howling in the background and then randomly chiming in is peak comedy podcast 😄
Chrissy recalling Louis CKs advice about not talking about his kids minutes after talking about his newborns deformed feet. Is peak Chrissy chaos.
Isnt the thing he mentioned about cleaning s*** out of his daughters V also an old Louis CK bit
@@Scarface7629 No, it's something everyone that has a daughter goes through.... Ok yes, also a LCK bit. Lol
Soder is criminally underrated!
I remember this as a comment on stav’s podcast and i looked at it and that was you who commented that hahaha
Same! I love seeing this comment on everything soder does 😂
On my Mt. Rushmore of best comics. Dude is the quickest in the game…
@@ItsAngst with all due respect he deserves Mt. Rushmore of podcasts but pure standup… he’s very good but not one of the greats. Don’t get me wrong I freaking love me some Sodes. Top 10 podcasters all time.
@@ItsAngst him teamed with Shane is just fucking bonkers
Andrews random voice is the best lol
Soder pranking the reporter as Dave Chapelle was legendary.
The hardest I’ve laughed in so long
That was legendary
So funny. Never knew he could do the Chappelle voice so well until I heard that.
Beyond legendary. I lost my mind watching that live.
When was that? I totally missed it.
Soder was dropping haymakers and Chrissy Rogan was missing all of them 😆
Gotta love seeing sodes on the feed in any capacity. This one is gonna be a banger for sure
I will watch a podcast I don’t like just cause Soder is on it. Instant click.
“It took months” - Chrissy about the Stanford prison experiment that lasted 6 days 😂😂😂
HAHAHAH
Lmao. Soder’s Alec Baldwin impression was priceless
God I love Soder. Lmao his jokes are on fire. And his attitude about not having kids is exactly like mine. Byeee ✌️ 😂
Soder is legitimately hilarious and I love how he mentions so many of his friend’s Specials. That’s a true dude for sure
"Don't drink more than one energy drink/soda a day unless you want kidney stones or lose a foot" -Delilah, probably
Just watched one of Soders stand up special on RUclips last night because he's everywhere right now and I'd never seen any of his and it was f...n hilarious! Probably watch again after this pod
His hbo special is stellar
Was just watching Dan Solder’s old eps on Whiskey Ging and a few others. One of my favorites 👏🏻 LFG baby boy
I watched it yesterday. I love him and Santino together.
loved his episode on HH😢
How funny that he showed up.
@@Betty-Boop809 I know right lol. I thought the same thing
I'm currently travelling the Internet searching for glimpses of his Macho Man impression.
Santino appearance was an awesome surprise and Dan Soder is always a winner
Should add Andrew to the title:
Feat. The voice of Andrew Santino 😅
Soder is so insanely talented! Can't believe he was able to pull off the Santino voice like that!! So genius when he's conversing with himself!!! Great editing 👌
Soder is a champion and a dreamer
I had two ten pound babies come out of me with no epidural or other pain medication. Kidney stones were a THOUSAND times worse. I’d rather have ten ten pounders in a row than another kidney stone
That's so scary to read
Delete this horror story
Ohhhhh, you meant literal babies.
Try some more fiber in your diet!!
@@rhenjacobs4223 grow up
"Tear up your weiner highway" 😆
Weiner Highway is my new favorite term.
Crackle Crackle
Gay
I'm in the fog
@@altonkatz2041So brave. I support you ❤
Dan “my voice is too deep for my own good” Soder
Wow... "if prostitution was legal there wouldn't be school shootings" is literally the best most practical thing chris has ever said
There's about to be even more school shootings. They talked about it on The Bonfire, but I forget where it was at, I think Mississippi. They're making it people have to enter they're actual ID to prove their age to watch porn. So, mad school shootings about to be there lol.
Prostitutes for highschool boys so they don't commit murder is a tough sell
Great guest. New subscriber keep killing it
I agree Chris, you really do "gotta put yourself in the cops point of shoes"
Chris, Dan and Santino need to do a podcast weekly together.
I remember the X-Men cards where they were all in bathing suits and absolutely they always had Rogue with the biggest cans
Dan Soder is top tier!
We are going to be seeing a lot of Santino in the future: him and his ol battle ax are moving to NY part time.
Danny Sodes making Tito Andrew cackle in the background is the best
why didnt cheeto just sit in on this why is he off screen lmao
Ultimate bro advice: “drink some cranberry juice”
This guest had me rolling 😂
This is all fantastic. Love both these guys. Dying during smash or pass and everything else! ❤️❤️❤️
Damn youtube got bangers today. Got shane gillis on danny brown's pod, barstools pardon my take has got a live bowleroma going on, drewski is on Theo vons pod. That laugh in the background sounds like Lee
I'm hoping Gillis is on YMH tomorrow since he was in the studio for Danny Browns show. and probably do for a save our parks soon
When Soder was talking about if he met Casey Anthony, “You wanna make another victim?” Holy fuck 😆
God damn it! This episode is relentlessly funny. I could watch this all day
I see soder I click , simple as that!
Simply the best. Better than all the rest.
Hey Chrissy and Pimpy! Appreciate the Tuesday upload consistency 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Needed this today. Let's get it.
LOVED this ep! Thank you!
Yer welcome 😊
Soder is a goated guest
Great episode, seriously can't wait for the vancouver show!
Best Guest Yet!
It looks like Dan is sitting in The Void, I love it 😆
90’s Psylocke drawn by Jim Lee with her equally as impossible body was my crush 😻
"Wanna make another victim?" 🤣💀
love the dookie reference on the wall
wow! Chrissy crystal meth! We all know the true cause of that intermittent fasting bro 😂
Can't wait to see both these guys at Just For Laughs Vancouver, welcome to the Westcoast baybee!
that revolutionary war accent from danny was absolutely phenomenal 🤣🤣😭😭
I recommend pizza or icy hot to stop the burning babe. Great episode, following Dan Soder now. Couldn’t stop laughing
these posters are lit. loving the jaws one lmao
no offense but I was watching Flagrant and Andrew was screaming over everyone else, I couldn't effing take it anymore so I switched to this. Thank God this just came out, I needed this calm, reciprocal, Hilarious podcast by none other than Chrissy chlamyds and Dan
Kidney stones are the worst!!! Could barely walk in the ER and almost passed out. Gotta piss out out, bb
I'm with Soder on the kids thing - in my 30s, no kids, no apologies.
That’s why I went full trans
Never go full trans.
BABE!! THE CUTEST TWO BABES
This gonna be a great paddy!
Can’t wait to see you in Cleveland tomorrow Chrissy!
Hope you has a good time
Great show!!!
Chris your podcasts always cracks me up. I’m Italian not from New York but everything you talk about I can relate to with my family. When you guys talked about the kidney stone and ruining the Weiner highway I was dead lol. Come to Pittsburgh on your next tour please
I played classical music for my son as a baby. I noticed a difference too.
FOG was thickkk with this poddy!
😱 Omgoodness I’m so excited😻!!
Carol Baskin came out saying that and the FBI said it's a false claim
I LOVED Rogue
Bucks County PA that's where I'm at
The guy that wanted to watch Apatow was Mike Feeney
The Philly accent 🤣
Omg Miami university of Ohio !!! My alma mater, those kids are so lucky to get to watch you perform ❤
Why wasn't santino in front of the camera?
Appreciate the quick cranberry juice Departed reference
Soder is the man
Had my first kidney stone at 11. They decided to blast it but couldn’t find it day of so I had to go home and I passed it as soon as I got home. Second one cane 6 years later and was about the size of 9mm bullet and it made me wish it was in my brain instead lol
So you mean it was 9mm? Lmao
Dan looks like someone that married into the duck dynasty family.
Crackle Crackle!
Great podcast, I love the weird zoom-ins
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter...
This might be the best ep yet!
Dan is the man
YAY DAN!! CONGRATS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT!!
Soders eyes are glazeeeeeeddddd
8:54 best Turkey call I've ever heard
lol there's more ads and promos than there is podcasting
Welcome to 2023
Did you go to work for free today?
It is your intermittent fasting which puts you in ketosis that can make you urine acidic hence the burning sensation when you urinate
Will you be visiting the Capital before The Crest Theater show!? Me and my fiance are so excited to see you live!
“We’re gonna take a trip to Bucks County Pennsylvania” fuck yeaaaaa come holla
Crackle crackle
Louie has a bit about raising his kids gay, "brush your teeth gay honey, go to bed, don't forget to be gay." Lol
🤣 Watch out, if you jaywalk Citizen Chrissy might put you under citizen arrest
Fuck yeah chrissy new years and soder pops!
Danny Sodes is on? IM GONNA F'N WATCH!
Wild
I've passed ten kidney stones. One was the largest possible stone you can medically pass through your peepee. One was in the back of a mail truck in a water bottle...went back to work ten minutes later. Drink apple cider vinegar.
I’ve had the same discussion about Rogue….😂😂😂
KILLED the Philly accent hahah
GO BIRDS 🦅 🦅🦅
Shoutout to the fellow babes in the comments who JO'd to Rogue from X-Men's marvel cards. Respect. Love ya.