Tweet:”If i had a body like that, I’d sue my parents” Weasel, in a British boi accent: “ *I NEVER KNEW MY FAAATHEEER* “ Also weasel: *probably killed his father*
When Glitchtrap said that “I am smarter than you” I’m like “really says the one that thought was a good idea to go in the springlock suit when he was being chased by dead kids” 🤦♀️
@Alyssa Gleason That's true but he is smart at the same time. The springlock suit was the only thing there to pretect him. If he didn't do that, the souls would've got him. Then he might of never came back. That would upset me. He is a smart and really stupid guy.
@@ranbie4017 you have very good points and I do agree with you on this but when you said the ghost kids would have got to him how would they do harm to him and hear me out why I said that, they are ghosts and ghosts can’t really do much and they can’t really do harm ( unless if their possessing the animatronics then that’s a different story there ) so they can’t hurt William they just scared him so he can go into the suit and get springlocked, sorry if this didn’t make any sense but I hope you know what I’m trying to say here and I hope I didn’t offend you in any way
If I had twitter and could write a roast, this would be mine: You'll know a wild Glitchtrap is near because you'll smell his signature smell. Sweat, Onions, and broken promises.
@@trinidangel I don't mean this to be rude, I'm just pointing out that that could be offensive to some people, assuming wearing eyeshadow makes someone gay. Not to be rude, just saying :)
Glitchtrap: today...tonight...what time is it?! Meh: *chillin in mah kitchen eating goldfish and drinking coke* it’s 3:38 AM. *casually goes back to eating goldfish*
I’m just gonna stare at the pride flag they’re sitting on this whole time- Edit: I’ve had this comment for one day and already 43 replies and 281 likes- thank you-
I'm literally so grateful that I found it channel some years ago and I told me 'friends' your channel and they also love your channel -.- sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me, until my friend threw a dictionary at my head for something that I shall not explain since it was abt a fandom-
Can we just talk about the fact, that despite his ego, Glitchtrap's phone doesn't have a picture of him on it's back, but rather some sticks with a lot of... Pink.
i just came from rewatching your last video of dying eggs- and heeeey it's night for me too- 10pm but bro- please I love your acts and when you misspell something you're like "I'm done I'm just done with my life goodbye" I'm the same- I'm glad you exist you light me up from any mental breakdown I have, and just had one now two days ago I couldn't go over it, you made my night happier thank you I love your hard work in your videos. I just love your fnaf content
Me: Oh! Pride flag in the background Nightcove:Sorry about my child, he has anger issues Me: Whatttt- Nightcove:he gets it from me My cat: MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY YELLOW BUNNY CHILD!? (Me dieing now)
Oh I thought Glitchtrap disappointed his “friends” and if some people have been here for awhile, remember when Glitchtrap and Vanny did that challenge and he said that him and Vanny were friends. (Edited) By the way it’s was at 3:19
My edit for that person’s comment: if I had a body like I would scoop myself in the scooping room if I don’t die I scoop myself all over again if that doesn’t work then I will let ennard scoop me” my roast: your face is the reason why William hates you
Plot twist: He read these before and decided he should spend 3 hours on his eyebrows so he can claim his eyebrows look “good” Edit 1: Okay, I hate to be that person butttttt, Thank you so much for the likes :D
okay, every time she says her pet bunnie's name, it makes me feel more and more uncomfortable that she unknowingly is calling out to a random viewer. god save me.
Reply to the tweet: “you look like a booger” The weasel: “I’m ReAlLy DiSaPoInTeD iN yOuR rOaStInG aBiLiTy” Me trying to do homework: *dying of laughter for the stupidest and most childest things*
TheCosplayingGamer: My parents relationship is straighter than those whiskers (lmao I'm actually bisexual and idk why I said this knowing my parents are divorced) GlitchTrap: *starts laughing* its not funny that your parents are divorced but why would you put that? me: I- *CLICKS ON A DIFFERENT VIDEO*
I bet Timmy makes all that noise because he’s trying to escape the clutches of the mustard rabbit not even the fat chungus meme could make this bunny better
Glitchtrap: (reads rost) "fermented egg"
Also Glitchtrap: (heavy thinking)(confuesed)
that's my faveorite
Mine was your favourite :D
as soon as I read that it happened lol
mavis bunch omg same- XD
same i like that. *starts laughing like a psychotic person would after getting rid of some one*
Ya
"His eyebrows are the reason vanny is reluctant"
*Night cove litterly dying of laughter*
*me litterly crying*
What part of the video is it?
I can see why she’s reluctant lol
lol
Glitchtrap: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me"
Elizabeth just trying: **throws table**
Fr
Him: *Says he’s smarter than us*
Me: *checks his first IQ test score*
Also me: you got a 4
“It’s not funny that your parents are divorced”
My subtitles “its not funny that your parrots are divorced” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Myn said that to it also said "toy my parints are divorced" instead of "knowing my parints are divorced" XD I also feel bad for that person though
Shen your parents are divorced ;-;
@@Kit.kat11-11 ????
God it would be actually sad if the parrots were divorced :(
Tweet:”If i had a body like that, I’d sue my parents”
Weasel, in a British boi accent: “ *I NEVER KNEW MY FAAATHEEER* “
Also weasel: *probably killed his father*
Probably
Yes
Yes CAUSE HIS FATHER IS BROBABLY THE WORST
@Wolf Sis good to know 👍
Who knows, maybe his father is who he inherited the homicidal tendencies from
Glitchtrap: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.
Vanny: Then I’ll leave.
Lol that was so funny
YOO HOW DID THIS COMMENT BLOW UP -
TYSM GUYSS
Vanny: *Walks away*
They hate each other
....
Even a single waterdrop put him in a world of pain.
Lmao_
When Glitchtrap said that “I am smarter than you” I’m like “really says the one that thought was a good idea to go in the springlock suit when he was being chased by dead kids”
🤦♀️
@@RJMNOTY Ah yes this old musty dusty suit that highly sensitive to water in a damp room will totally not fail on me
U
@@RJMNOTY Maybe actually think before typing and this wouldn't happen
@Alyssa Gleason That's true but he is smart at the same time. The springlock suit was the only thing there to pretect him. If he didn't do that, the souls would've got him. Then he might of never came back. That would upset me. He is a smart and really stupid guy.
@@ranbie4017 you have very good points and I do agree with you on this but when you said the ghost kids would have got to him how would they do harm to him and hear me out why I said that, they are ghosts and ghosts can’t really do much and they can’t really do harm ( unless if their possessing the animatronics then that’s a different story there ) so they can’t hurt William they just scared him so he can go into the suit and get springlocked, sorry if this didn’t make any sense but I hope you know what I’m trying to say here and I hope I didn’t offend you in any way
“Yeah i’m going to roast you all back!”
*gets roasted like mad*
This whole video is just Glitchtrap trying not to die because of human stupidity and you can't tell me otherwise.
He knew it all along.
Kill or be killed.
You said I can't tell you otherwise so
` ` Otherwise. ` `
@@Ghostweeb god damn you found the loophole
@@st4rcasm 🙃
But i can tell you otherwise-
You now it's going to be a great video when Timmy wants the spotlight.
Timmy
@@MostSocialHikikomori Timmy.
Who is timmy? Lmao
@@Mrwilliamoberman it’s a rabbit
@@julsdraws6769 ah thx for tellin me
Nobody:
Me: **hypnotized by the lights in the background**
Same, same
ME TOO!!!!
Oop-
Same
Christmas is not over
9:25
"i wouldn't say that it was my uglyness"
Me:"so your finally admitting that *your ugly"*
GlitchTrap:
“I’m smarter then you.”
Me:
“Keep telling yourself that.”
Ok Mha Fan
Than*
:)
@@YourZuzuIsPlayingDtiAgain why tease them for something they like?-
@@charlieemily7319 c h a r l i e
@@user-ei7ze6zb2k I n d e e d
If I had twitter and could write a roast, this would be mine:
You'll know a wild Glitchtrap is near because you'll smell his signature smell. Sweat, Onions, and broken promises.
Mine would be:
Scott Cawthorn looked at you and realised the mistake he made.
(it's a good thing nightcove is great)
Mine would be: I would roast you, but I can't do better than the code you spawned in from. Oh wait; I forgot Minecraft doesn't HAVE *WeAsElS* !
yes.
mine would be You'll know if glitchtrap is sad when he smells like a blue weasel
imagine what henry would feel like having to deal with the thought that his old partners a furry.
XD
I mean I wouldn’t mind
Henry would more than likely laugh at him
XD
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
And Henry (who created the suits) wasn't one?
“I don’t need friends. They disappoint me. *insert weird pose here*”
You disappoint me 😃
@@soggywaffle2649 no u >:D
@I just exist I relate to your username
.............................ok whot
@@ilove_cookiedough7233 the vine 😭
Glitch: **Keeps eye contact with kid**
Kid: Mommy let’s go home now?
V.S. me
Me: Mommy can I go to the back room with the bunny?
Congratulations: you got the achivement of "Not alive anymore".
r/imnotlikeothergirls
Lol same
Same
Same
12:58
"You must've been born on the highway because that's where most accident happen."
*Am I a joke to you?*
“You know what happened to my other three children when they disobeyed me?”
His children: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Icecream, bearfood, and scooped.
@@ScaredyCat9 oof 😣
@@ScaredyCat9 I’m dead 😵 😂
Umm what does he do to his children then?!
L o l
Okay but imagine if your Glitchtrap cosplay had, like, sparkly purple eyeshadow. That would be such a vibe ngl
Gaytrap? XD
@@trinidangel I don't mean this to be rude, I'm just pointing out that that could be offensive to some people, assuming wearing eyeshadow makes someone gay. Not to be rude, just saying :)
@@themagicalmess4742 I mean, he's clearly joking, but you are right. I don't think it's worth getting super mad over though.
@@trinidangel Gaytrap.
@@trinidangel how is eyeshadow gay?
THE “I never knew my father” HAD ME-
i never knew my father.... *laughs*
@@n0tblurryface143 I nEvEr KnEw My FaThEr
@@midnight_studiosfan984 𝒾 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝓀𝓃ℯ𝓌 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇
@@n0tblurryface143 *wHeEzE*
The I never knew my father I didn’t get
The last roast actually made me make an ENTIRE comic, about an alternate universe where Glichtrap's kids loved him even though he was a murderer.
You can't just say that and then not drop the link to the comic homie
@@break_the_galaxy Ha! Like I would do that!
Glitchtrap: today...tonight...what time is it?!
Meh: *chillin in mah kitchen eating goldfish and drinking coke* it’s 3:38 AM. *casually goes back to eating goldfish*
Are all Aftons crazy?
3:25
**Me seeing Glitchtrap making those weird mouth movements**
Also me : *Is he trying to eat air . . . ?* Õ~ô
probably to get it in It's (his) head so it (he) can become even more of the airhead that it (he) is.
Alternative Title: Grown-man in a rabbit suit gets triggered at insults, and mad at people who don't like his eyebrows.
Poor glitch trap-
lol
Are they a boy or girl
@@lunerstar4371 they are a girl but they roleplay as Glitchtrap who is william in this so they refer to them a boy or "grown man"
;-;
Glitchtrap: “I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.”
Vanny who’s been thinking of him as a friend for over a year: *Ahem.*
So true
My sad life
@@igivetraumaondiscord4443 Poor you lol Hahhahaha XD
@elxqbvth im ok, he is an a$$hole anyway🤫😏
Lol true
The only thing about Glitchtrap that doesn’t come back is his common sense. Pfft, if he had any to begin with!
Ok vanny #
I- Vanny Where Did You Come From
@@LocalWeirdoWithObessions My parents-
@@Gl1tched_R4bb1t Where Did You Come Up With This Roast-
@@LocalWeirdoWithObessions The fire I’m about to burn you in!
glitchtrap :what wrong with my eyebrows.
me: google a pic of yourself because it seems every mirror in the Afton household is broken.
“A uh zi zew wa zuh wheeeeee”
-Glitchtrap, 2021
@Five nights In Undertale and fairytail same XDDDD
I keep replaying that part I can't-
@@Janislikeinmeangirls I like ur profile pic fellow beans
Glitchtrap: I dont need friends, they disapoint me.
Henry in the back: *Bish you disapointed ME*
that is so true-
No he disappointed- me-
Lolllll
@@kitty1497 rat weasle-
W e l p
I just experienced VR for the first time yesterday. It was a VR video of Glitchtrap.
I forgot how much he looks like a weasel-
10:24
Lady's and gentlemen, I think we struck a nerve lmao.
8:20 Sounds like your old self from the fire "What a deceptive calling , i knew it was a lie the moment i heard it, but it is intriguing nonetheless."
2:04 pm for me
*Are you okay?* “they all couldn’t k- get rid of me.”
3:54 glitchtrap suffering with saying his own last name
me seeing the title: here we go the glitchrat is gonna be roasted ALOT.
Glitchtrap:i dont need friends they disapoint me
Vanny:Wessel what am i a roach
This is so true
This is very unoriginal- I’m disappointed
They hate eachother
2:43
Comment: All he does is wave his wimpy hand for attention
Glitchtrap: *puts hand down*
Alternative title: Glitchtrap has a mental break down because everyone is roasting his eyebrows
"It's not funny that your parents are divorced"
Subtitles: "it's not funny that your *parrots* are divorced"
Me:;-;
the parrots got divorced 😔
Lol my "PaRrOts" are divorced to and same that happend to me
Subtitles on mine:My ferrets are divorced
Xd
Same, “ my parrots are divorced “ those subtitles need a new job.
The man himself I’m proud for no reason
RAT
@@tocabloom2287 hi I’m a rat :)
@@Chipel_therat jade is gonna eat ya-
@@Chipel_therat we**
12:49
This looks like something fresh out of a dollar store Tim Burton movie-
Glitch-trap:sticks,stone,fire,spring locks can't kill me
Me:what about family drama and golden freddy?
Y-E-S!?!?
What about him stabbing himself in the heart
I’m just gonna stare at the pride flag they’re sitting on this whole time-
Edit: I’ve had this comment for one day and already 43 replies and 281 likes- thank you-
*they're 🤓
Same. It would be better as a bi flag to me, a proud bi
@Julia Nari i’m a bi she/they
@Julia Nari I’m abro and gender fluid :)
@Izzybee 140 wouldnt it be they're? As in "Im just gonna stare at the pride flag *They are* sitting on this whole time"?
For some random reason I feel like we need more Timmy content. A rabbit holds a rabbit for a video?
Glitchtrap: get's roasted
Me: "say what ever yall want but he's not a mirror -.-
I'm literally so grateful that I found it channel some years ago and I told me 'friends' your channel and they also love your channel -.-
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me, until my friend threw a dictionary at my head for something that I shall not explain since it was abt a fandom-
“ I don’t need friends they disappoint me “
Me : wow great quote.
Ok aoi-san
The number of roasts about Glitchtrap's eyebrows are uncountable
Y e s
Your not wrong
We got to bring vanny into to it though
Because he has roasts Less than others.
After the one that says "you look like a booger" and all the other roasts and glitchtrap were making me laugh hard I almost laughed to death
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me"
Me: Like everyone you know??
5:15 I think I paused at the wrong time-
What does everyone have against your eyebrows and whiskers ? 😂😂😂
13:40 Wow best roast in the video
A nother roast:
Your eyebrows are the reason why bonnie doesn't have eyebrows
Even tho I'm a fan ✨
Another one bites the dust👏🤣🤣🤣
Can we just talk about the fact, that despite his ego, Glitchtrap's phone doesn't have a picture of him on it's back, but rather some sticks with a lot of... Pink.
i just came from rewatching your last video of dying eggs-
and heeeey it's night for me too- 10pm
but bro- please I love your acts and when you misspell something you're like "I'm done I'm just done with my life goodbye"
I'm the same- I'm glad you exist you light me up from any mental breakdown I have, and just had one now two days ago I couldn't go over it, you made my night happier thank you
I love your hard work in your videos. I just love your fnaf content
Ive started calling my stepbrother a weasel, and I am now a Mole-Rat.
Alternative title: Glitchtrap's eyebrows get roasted
I honestly think Glitchtrap is smart af, considering he can cleverly lure children to their death.
But he is dead for sure
That ain’t a flex. They kids-
@@redballoon9007 I agree that it's not a good thing, but you can't deny that Glitchtrap has his tricks
Me: Oh! Pride flag in the background Nightcove:Sorry about my child, he has anger issues Me: Whatttt- Nightcove:he gets it from me My cat: MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY YELLOW BUNNY CHILD!? (Me dieing now)
5:28, “If I had a body like that, I would sue my parents.”
Me, with a knife: What parents.
Yes this is a joke.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh I thought Glitchtrap disappointed his “friends” and if some people have been here for awhile, remember when Glitchtrap and Vanny did that challenge and he said that him and Vanny were friends.
(Edited) By the way it’s was at 3:19
My edit for that person’s comment: if I had a body like I would scoop myself in the scooping room if I don’t die I scoop myself all over again if that doesn’t work then I will let ennard scoop me” my roast: your face is the reason why William hates you
But isn't glitch trap William??
*William Is Glitchtrap So What's Your Ponit*
@@thechipkid5554 Yes He Is-
@@LocalWeirdoWithObessions I know
6:15 Glichtrap: " I am more smarter than you"
*not even a second later-*
Glichtrap:
**visible confusion**
XD
Plot twist: He read these before and decided he should spend 3 hours on his eyebrows so he can claim his eyebrows look “good”
Edit 1: Okay, I hate to be that person butttttt, Thank you so much for the likes :D
ahaha yes
Yasss
Nice eyebrows glitchtrap
Yes good
Lol.
"He has a superiority complex" i died-
GlitchTrap: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me." Vanny, Henry, and Timmy: *ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?!?!*
The Gay flag-blanket in the background is just chilling in the background and I love it.
Waiyyyt-isn’t that a blanket on a couch?
@@sandyistired7190 it is. But I didn't see that at first.
Honey why?
Me and Vanny:*laughing evilly*
Alternate title: glitch trap becomes more and more disappointed in the human race as he reads roasts
okay, every time she says her pet bunnie's name, it makes me feel more and more uncomfortable that she unknowingly is calling out to a random viewer. god save me.
ZzZzZzZZZ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I can’t XD
0:54
4:39 nah, you know why Afton never dies, because he has a secret inventory filled with infinite amount of totems of undying
Glitchtrap gets roasted for his eyebrows and color
Btw your eyebrow and color are fine your beautiful in your own ways
I’m so sorry NightCove! I felt so bad writing that one, you are an amazing person and I love your content.
Reply to the tweet: “you look like a booger”
The weasel: “I’m ReAlLy DiSaPoInTeD iN yOuR rOaStInG aBiLiTy”
Me trying to do homework: *dying of laughter for the stupidest and most childest things*
TheCosplayingGamer: My parents relationship is straighter than those whiskers (lmao I'm actually bisexual and idk why I said this knowing my parents are divorced) GlitchTrap: *starts laughing* its not funny that your parents are divorced but why would you put that? me: I- *CLICKS ON A DIFFERENT VIDEO*
Why’d you click on another vid 🤔
I don’t get it
He looks like he's from flushed away
Gt: that doesn't affect me anymore
Also gt:*having a hissy fit over the same comment
Roast : “If I had a body like that, I would sue my parents.”
Me : Does Glitchtrap even have parents??
His parents are weasels
@@trinidangel omg yes-
oliver afton
@@trinidangel LOL YESSSS
i don't think so-
The title brought me in and I was excited to watch u get roasted
Alternative title: "let's eat a roasted weasel for dinner, kids!"
Not even a minute in and the weasel is already malfunctioning.
4:09 Well that's because you got them before they got away... What am I suppost to do with them their just in my basment
I bet Timmy makes all that noise because he’s trying to escape the clutches of the mustard rabbit not even the fat chungus meme could make this bunny better
the only mustard bunny is YOU
Dog show
Ha
MU-*WHEEZE* i died after reading this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💛🐰
*Says The Bunny It's Self*
I LOVE how your glitch trap cosplay always looks different!!! 🐰🐰
New title: Glitchtrap reading roasts about his eyebrows.
Glitchtrap: I am smarter.
Just a while later: Glitchtrap can not find out the "fermented egg."
"Tonight? Today? What time is it?" Five seconds later: *Forgets how to English*
Yeah me too.
‘Glitchtrap has stopped responding’
RUclips: *starts actually lagging*
😰😰😰😰😰 told u its real!
😰😰😰😰😰
Yas our glitch queen is back
Here is your crown 👑
Hope you have a good day
Yes.
I love this series so much-
Glitchtrap: ‘takes Henry’s pain as a complement’
In other AUs: Glitchtrap/William: I love you Henry!
Me: uhhhhh💀💀💀💀’casually dies’
Bro said he's not getting roasted
Glitchtrap: *crying* what is it about my eyebrows
"the audacity" line realy cracked me up XD
I was not expecting to laugh so hard that I couldn't breathe, but that's what happened so thank you because I needed this today.
Did NightCove_theFox know that she makes us smile :D
“Buckle the FUCKLE up!”
My favorite saying ever
1:56
Wow. Already! Good job she already broke like 9 more brain cells.