Bob Mortimer battles Paul Hollywood over scones! | The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @bcelliott
    @bcelliott 2 года назад +3003

    Evidently, if you have Fuji-9, you can be a baker as well as a dentist.

    • @MahouKat
      @MahouKat 2 года назад +43

      All the while a model for latex masks and bobble tops

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 2 года назад +35

      He shoulda put the Fuji 9 in the scones

    • @HandyHelons
      @HandyHelons 2 года назад +7

      😂😂 evidentally ;)

    • @nikkimae813
      @nikkimae813 2 года назад +16

      And a hairdresser and a solicitor 😂

    • @WillLaPuerta
      @WillLaPuerta 2 года назад +51

      I was genuinely thinking while watching this "Cut him some slack. He's really more of a dentist than a baker."

  • @DreamerTrain
    @DreamerTrain 2 года назад +473

    I'm strongly convinced Bob is not a performer or an entertainer, he just lives and goes about his day, and like all of his unbelievable stories he just so happened to chance himself in the British Bake off as a part of his day

    • @efil4zaggin666
      @efil4zaggin666 Год назад +20

      He literally is not a performer or entertainer. He fell into that world by chance after being a solicitor for years

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 Год назад

      Thank god for cameras !!!

  • @redthroatedloon
    @redthroatedloon 2 года назад +711

    “as you know, i’ve always liked Paul…” the little snort after that is what gets me

  • @AdmiralJaneway74656
    @AdmiralJaneway74656 2 года назад +1940

    Whenever I see Bob, I just have to think about 'do we strike you', 'what is your favourite meat' and 'would you like to be able to fly'. 😂

    • @MadcapShambleton
      @MadcapShambleton 2 года назад +2

      Nice!

    • @airybrook
      @airybrook 2 года назад +17

      I think ... once you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist (and about the location of his anus).

    • @kdavisization
      @kdavisization 2 года назад +146

      "Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"

    • @parklloyd6690
      @parklloyd6690 2 года назад +181

      "We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden."

    • @paulaolson8956
      @paulaolson8956 2 года назад +100

      Sniper’s dream

  • @luvhart
    @luvhart 2 года назад +455

    Not only is he funny, he’s also cute and adorable and a decent bloke all round.

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 2 года назад +11

      Alot of people don't know that he raises so much for charitys around teeside

  • @gaynorprice-jones1826
    @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 года назад +735

    Wouldn't it be great to have Bob Mortimer in a cupboard and every time you feel glum you could just open a door and see his cheeky grin?

    • @Ztandard32
      @Ztandard32 2 года назад +11

      Brilliant idea. If only it wasn't a slightly arrestable offence.

    • @gaynorprice-jones1826
      @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 года назад +9

      @@Ztandard32 I'm sure he wouldn't mind, he seems an amiable type of chap!

    • @Ztandard32
      @Ztandard32 2 года назад +6

      @@gaynorprice-jones1826 You know, I think you are probably right. I am certain there would also be a kettle, teabags and a pack of biscuits too.

    • @gaynorprice-jones1826
      @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 года назад

      @@Ztandard32 🤣🤣

    • @EatinPaste
      @EatinPaste 2 года назад +7

      Do you mind if I present this on Dragon's Den?

  • @Durka-Durka01
    @Durka-Durka01 Год назад +48

    "I think this has been flown over from France, it's that good" 😂

  • @catwoman8861
    @catwoman8861 Год назад +17

    “Eh, I turned up!”
    😆
    That’s going to be my stock response to every time I fuck up at work now..

  • @ChestertonB
    @ChestertonB 2 года назад +94

    We do beg your pardon but we are in the bake off garden

  • @mavetyan
    @mavetyan 2 года назад +88

    We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden!

  • @JShpidah
    @JShpidah Год назад +102

    Bob Mortimer knows that eggs are for bathing, not baking.

  • @tiredoftorylies.2950
    @tiredoftorylies.2950 2 года назад +63

    Bob Mortimer is a living national treasure.

  • @ange846
    @ange846 Год назад +59

    2:11 that facial expression is priceless 🤣
    Such genuine goofy goodness comes from Bob, it's like being able to smell yummy baking through the tv screen 💚

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be 8 месяцев назад +7

    Bob's humor fits in all situations! ❤️

  • @aburton83
    @aburton83 2 года назад +75

    “As you know, I’ve always liked Paul…” 😂

  • @owenvyravene3588
    @owenvyravene3588 2 года назад +154

    This man is a national treasure!

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 2 года назад +361

    I would love a Bake Off Team-up episode. Bring back some fan favorite contestants, pair them with some celebrities for comic relief or another charity thing, and have them actually work together.
    I'm mainly saying this because I'm picturing someone like Selasi being paired with Bob and cracking up the entire tent the whole time.

    • @sararadley5702
      @sararadley5702 2 года назад +1

      Yesssss

    • @Necrobadger
      @Necrobadger 2 года назад +1

      Margaret or marge or something, the no flour lady from the latest season, paired up with the best celebrity baker for an amazing yin yang baking team.

    • @roseheorot
      @roseheorot 2 года назад +4

      Love Selasi! That was an excellent series and I think your idea is so fun

    • @michaelreddington1234
      @michaelreddington1234 2 года назад +2

      Bob and David Mitchell would be hilarious 😂

    • @xgreenjacket
      @xgreenjacket Год назад

      I’d like to see gone fishing does bake off muted can lick the bowl

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 2 года назад +84

    I'm really jealous of the other contestants in this episode. I imagine during breaks in filming, he would regale them with absurd tales from his youth.

  • @DD-sr9xm
    @DD-sr9xm 2 года назад +27

    More Bob, please, always, more Bob.

  • @IrishTigressNumber1
    @IrishTigressNumber1 Год назад +28

    I absolutely adore Bob Mortimer!! He makes me laugh from my belly every single time!! My favourite WILTY's are the one's with Bob, Lee Mack and David Mitchell....guaranteed sore sides and cheeks! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

    • @1MoTimeRound
      @1MoTimeRound Год назад +5

      David hates going up against Bob. I love seeing him get so flustered trying to figure out if Bob's crazy stories are true or not.

    • @IrishTigressNumber1
      @IrishTigressNumber1 Год назад +2

      @abcxyz53 I guess I've watched it more than you then, because Greg Davies took over for Lee Mack a couple of times. But what I was just trying to say, was when all three of them were on an episode together. Bob Mortimer is not a regular. He has been on many episodes in the past, however.

  • @jenniferlopes557
    @jenniferlopes557 2 года назад +91

    Thank you! I've been looking for footage of Bob on Bake Off for awhile.

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 2 года назад +6

      Love Bob Mortimer! His stories are the riotous best.

  • @whyilee
    @whyilee Год назад +10

    Nobody should ever be able to say a bad word to Bob. Everybody should always be nice to him and give him ice cream and just let him go about his day

  • @dellzincht
    @dellzincht 2 года назад +32

    I'm a simple man, I see Bob Mortimer, I click

  • @nomorecensoringme
    @nomorecensoringme 2 года назад +55

    It was always fun to see the comics bake, while entertaining us. Thanks for sharing this clip.

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 2 года назад +9

    damn, instead of that mirror for the scones he shouldve put the scones on a gaming chair on his kitchen island and posed the mirror perfectly on a bizarre foreign instrument
    might’ve worked

  • @laceybabay1013
    @laceybabay1013 2 года назад +32

    I just love Bob!

  • @Lapofthegods
    @Lapofthegods 2 года назад +21

    Always loads of people surrounding Bob, he’s so interesting and funny. Love bob I do 😆😊

  • @karatefella
    @karatefella 2 года назад +32

    I love Bob Mortimer ! A naturally very funny man !

  • @GayaK91
    @GayaK91 2 года назад +42

    Oh, gosh, how I miss Mel hosting the programme!

  • @chewar7537
    @chewar7537 2 года назад +33

    This was awesome, loved seeing Mel too!

    • @Anonymouse85
      @Anonymouse85 2 года назад +3

      I love Mel, she's so nice!

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 2 года назад +85

    I think Bob would make a good "professional bakerer".

  • @catherinetetreault8252
    @catherinetetreault8252 2 года назад +11

    It's just that Bob is the kind of Star you have to love. So no competition there.

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 2 года назад +9

    That's a nice garden. I wonder if Bob said, "I do beg your pardon..."

  • @whatevs00
    @whatevs00 2 года назад +77

    ONCE AGAIN I am BEGGING for the SU2C Celeb Bake-Offs to be made available in the States

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 2 года назад +6

      It always makes me feel warm inside how much Americans seem to enjoy Bake-Off ☺️☺️

    • @OregonTrailLife
      @OregonTrailLife 2 года назад

      Yes! Because there are American actors on past episodes.

    • @keithf_
      @keithf_ 2 года назад +3

      Oh yes. I'd love to see Will Smith and Chris Rock on the same bake-off show ... flour and creme patisserie flying all over the place.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 2 года назад +8

      @@keithf_ Nah, that's the total opposite of the Bake Off vibe. One of the reason it's so beloved is everyone is so supportive of each other ☺️

    • @keithf_
      @keithf_ 2 года назад +3

      @@jaycievictory8461
      I was being facetious.

  • @TheDriftdog
    @TheDriftdog 2 года назад +15

    Bob should be in every episode, especially when it’s Jo Public episodes!

  • @bustedfender
    @bustedfender 2 года назад +9

    It must be Bob’s turn to be Prime Minister soon.

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 2 года назад +18

    Glad to see Bob is still committed to his catchphrase from Taskmaster, "D'you know what I mean?".

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 2 года назад +1

      @@abcxyz53 Bob stated that he was going to make it his catchphrase on Taskmaster.

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 2 года назад +1

      @@abcxyz53 that’s the joke. It’s not a northern phrase, it’s a common phrase in general (I believe it started in Ireland and made its way to the UK through the north of England though).
      The joke was that he said it’s his catchphrase, like saying ‘thank you’ is my catchphrase

  • @Acheiropoietos
    @Acheiropoietos Год назад

    It is your solemn duty to like every video containing, or mentioning, Bob Mortimer. Make it so.

  • @dcworld1076
    @dcworld1076 2 года назад +30

    make a cake, most disastrous cake wins, you have 60 minutes, your time starts now

  • @yep3489
    @yep3489 2 года назад +18

    That Tube Cake is brilliant!!

  • @lokinorsea456
    @lokinorsea456 2 года назад +18

    First I *love* Bob. But look how early on this is, the hairstyles! Paul still has the dark gray in his hair!

    • @algae0
      @algae0 2 года назад +5

      2013! 9 years ago!

    • @E_scape_goat
      @E_scape_goat 2 года назад +1

      @@algae0 2013 was 9 YEARS AGO? Oh my god

  • @danjames4086
    @danjames4086 Год назад +6

    In an episode of Athletico Mince, he tells a story sbout his time on Bake Off.
    It involves Mary Berry screaming in her temperature controlled room, and a terrible incident between him, Kirsty Wark, some missing walnut cake and a Natiinal Trust 'farting bowl'.
    I believe it happened exactly ss he described it.

  • @timdogdawg4099
    @timdogdawg4099 11 месяцев назад +3

    I'm surprised he didn't get Chris Rea to crack an egg into a bath so he could use it in one of his recipes 🤣
    Not a massive fan of this show but I'll always watch anything with Bob Mortimer in it...the guy will never not make me laugh, and at the very least, smile from ear to ear! 😂👌

  • @Tomp4ul
    @Tomp4ul Год назад +3

    "It's a scone, until it's eaten, then it's scon"

  • @nasrulsaifuddin4768
    @nasrulsaifuddin4768 Год назад +1

    1:44 Possession: "A Mirror"
    "This is the mirror that I used to try and trick Paul Hollywood because I did not have enough scones."

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 Год назад +2

    Celebrity bake off is so much better than regular bake off. Just like how cats does countdown is greater than cats and countdown

  • @bs4e644
    @bs4e644 2 года назад +6

    The person who taught Bob to bake was Steve, Bytheway.

    • @LM-nc9ou
      @LM-nc9ou Год назад

      And his father Sergeant Bytheway

    • @Anna-lg4cr
      @Anna-lg4cr 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robot_spider
      @robot_spider 9 месяцев назад

      Surely it was Caramel and Waffle?

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 2 года назад +9

    All of those cakes would go well with a Camperchoochoo

  • @Erebos931
    @Erebos931 Год назад +7

    I'm genuinely surprised Bob cannot bake when he can do literally anything, according to wilty

    • @xgreenjacket
      @xgreenjacket Год назад +4

      Who cares the man does his own dentistry for Christ sake 😂

  • @christinehales4222
    @christinehales4222 Год назад

    What ,no Middlesbrough FC cake 😆😆.Bob is a genius I never tire of watching you tube clips of WILTY

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 2 года назад +8

    He got into a right fluffery buffery over those scones

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 10 месяцев назад

    My favourite thing about this might be the fact Bob asked for a mirror for his usual insane reasons, and they actually provided him one.

  • @elgun6125
    @elgun6125 Год назад +7

    Bob Mortimer can do no wrong.

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Год назад +1

    He's such a delight.

  • @ThreeRunHomer
    @ThreeRunHomer 2 года назад +15

    Tube cake = brilliant!

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 2 года назад +5

    ngl, those scones look amazing

  • @abcs3356
    @abcs3356 2 года назад +3

    i wouldn’t mind at all eating bob’s pastries cos he might not be one for extreme cleanliness but he doesn’t frolic around in dog dirt and that’s the most important part

  • @jimmymurphy2792
    @jimmymurphy2792 Год назад +2

    Bob’s the best.

  • @cstanley1990
    @cstanley1990 2 года назад +14

    National Treasure on a Nation Treasure

  • @freerangefool3121
    @freerangefool3121 2 года назад +2

    3:00 Paul (to Bob): Take care, Bill! 🤣

  • @jellyontheplate2934
    @jellyontheplate2934 2 года назад +6

    "We really want to see those bakers!"

  • @darrenpierson2650
    @darrenpierson2650 Год назад

    Bob is funny as always and Mel looks absolutely gorgeous!

  • @seanmcdonagh6237
    @seanmcdonagh6237 2 года назад +3

    I had no idea he was on bake off!

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest 2 года назад +1

    "I think this was just flown over from France!"

  • @seancampbell7884
    @seancampbell7884 Год назад +3

    I'd like Bob to host it.

  • @rachelm5276
    @rachelm5276 2 года назад +18

    Is it just me or does Bob Mortimer remind you of Bilbo Baggins?

  • @NoxiousRob
    @NoxiousRob Год назад +4

    Bob's big mistake was that he he didn't have Chris Rea along to crack his eggs

  • @marykrill4469
    @marykrill4469 2 года назад +3

    love Bob.xxxxxxxx

  • @seanglaze7284
    @seanglaze7284 2 года назад +9

    If only they replaced Paul Hollywood with Carole Beardsley - Bob could just make 7-egg scrambles and poachies every round!

    • @this_is_a_tiny_town
      @this_is_a_tiny_town 2 года назад +4

      And make sure they're very-foockin-runniee

    • @JetsonDrums
      @JetsonDrums 19 дней назад

      And instead of the Hollywood Handshake, you could just have a go on her fronties.

  • @monicahall1625
    @monicahall1625 2 года назад +2

    Scones light and fluffy with lemon zest, the best! 👍😋

  • @OhNoNotFrank
    @OhNoNotFrank 2 года назад +4

    I just realized that Bob Mortimer and Martin Freeman isn't the same person... 😳

    • @LM-nc9ou
      @LM-nc9ou Год назад +1

      One of them is a barber and does his own dentistry

  • @gertrudelaronge6864
    @gertrudelaronge6864 2 года назад +1

    I love Bob!

  • @QuanTumm1357
    @QuanTumm1357 Год назад +1

    We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

  • @jasmine-et7sv
    @jasmine-et7sv 2 года назад +3

    Where can I watch this full episode?

  • @NevilleBamshu23
    @NevilleBamshu23 2 года назад +3

    Bob is a true legend and all round top geeza..

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood 2 года назад +1

    You can tell Bob did all the baking for Slade

  • @SunnyGlade
    @SunnyGlade Год назад

    I can’t believe this is now 10 years old

  • @stonkr
    @stonkr 2 года назад +4

    Garnished with apples ripped in half.

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 10 месяцев назад

    If you ever feel like you'll be young forever, conpare this to Gone Fishing.

  • @oldskoolfool141
    @oldskoolfool141 2 года назад +3

    It's a cakey shoe, it's a shoe cake, cake like a shoe, shoe cake cakey shoe

  • @arthurfox-ache5658
    @arthurfox-ache5658 2 года назад

    The algorithm really hooked me up here 👊

  • @allioop5-m3r
    @allioop5-m3r Год назад

    Love that Bob!

  • @tany2191
    @tany2191 2 года назад +6

    how is he so cute 🤣🤣😂

  • @samgraham6355
    @samgraham6355 2 года назад

    Bob Mortimer is secretly a Hobbit. He just got back from helping Sam-wise with an orc horde and potato stew.

  • @jkardi9803
    @jkardi9803 2 года назад +5

    he looks perpetually young

  • @ModernPlumbingFan
    @ModernPlumbingFan Месяц назад

    “Smelled of meat. Hot meat.”

  • @AdamSmith-du6us
    @AdamSmith-du6us Год назад +1

    I rate this clip Fuji-9 out of 10

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 месяца назад

    so was this before the 7-tooth bridge or after the KitKat Chunky?

  • @joski9030
    @joski9030 2 года назад +6

    I’d love a few pints 🍻 with Bob

  • @gurrrn1102
    @gurrrn1102 Год назад +1

    It’s a sconey-shoe, it’s a shoe scone

  • @nickmail7604
    @nickmail7604 4 месяца назад

    If only the BBC would do the show we have all truly been waiting for "Celebrity Woodland Creature Cull" I think we would all watch that. Imagine Dean Gaffney, a hammer and a tree full of squirrels!

  • @jeff88701
    @jeff88701 2 года назад

    Bobs the best 👏👏👏👍

  • @marcussmith2008
    @marcussmith2008 2 года назад +4

    Should have made a cakey shoe cake if you ask me.

    • @chuckmendez8446
      @chuckmendez8446 2 года назад +4

      You're a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for youuuu🎶🎵

  • @beth-eileenwalker8579
    @beth-eileenwalker8579 2 года назад +3

    But are they better than Mrs. McCarthy's Award winning Scones? (From Father Brown....)

  • @martincummings6092
    @martincummings6092 6 месяцев назад

    Bobs eclairs, Long and thin and slip right in.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 года назад +5

    Bobs Éclairs were long and thin, slip right in

  • @canoli72
    @canoli72 2 года назад +8

    Bob is, as always, a sugary cherub!

  • @londonlady227
    @londonlady227 10 месяцев назад +1

    He's a baker by the way.

  • @lizzponce
    @lizzponce 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if his eyes look like that in real life or if it's just how they accentuate on TV....

  • @thomashernandez8700
    @thomashernandez8700 2 года назад +7

    What sort of Regional accent does he have? Liverpool? American here. Thanks.

    • @kellie5476
      @kellie5476 2 года назад +12

      He's a Yorkshire lad is our Bob. It's not a heavy accent though, I think years of working in showbiz has faded it out a bit.

    • @jackconrad6711
      @jackconrad6711 2 года назад +31

      He's from Middlesbrough which is in the North East, about 40 miles away from Newcastle

    • @seanglaze7284
      @seanglaze7284 2 года назад +5

      @@kellie5476 Listen to Athletico Mince podcast and he goes full Middlesbrough, plus impersonations of Geordies and Maccams ...and Scousers and Scots and West Country folks for that matter

    • @cheesybellend6842
      @cheesybellend6842 2 года назад

      He’s smoggy and proud