What I am going to say right now is just a joke and should not be taken seriously All easily butt hurt people don't click read more BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL I warned you
Do not go blaming the (bleep) on a giant hand everything is so god dang violent and extreme with you when we go golf there are fireballs and when we go Go-Karting we have to do it in a rainbow in space and when we have parties we hire ghosts to rob eachother
Funny thing is, he's right. SSB is supposed to be a game that's the imagination of a kid or 2 making action figgures fight, and the final boss is the kid's hand, so it's all the hand's fault in a way because they're all being controlled by the hands holding them.
"And when we have parties, we hire ghosts to rob each other!" Yeah, come to think of it, the characters in Mario Party are even more malicious than they are in Smash Bros.
Isn't the fun of Smash Bros playing with other people? It is for me anyway. But I have very few friends willing to play, and so I can not enjoy the games.
On the Miiverse stage in Smash Bros, I was playing as Mario and my girlfriend was playing as Peach. I beat her and she drew a picture of Peach with bruises and a fat lip with Mario saying "I had to, itsa Smash Bros" My account got banned for "Promoting bullying and Violence", haha.
Super Smash Bros raises a few other questions as well, such as how Peach is able to fight and defeat Bowser in battle yet she keep on getting kidnapped by him? Heck, like almost any character from the game, Peach can defeat and even own any other character in combat ( if controlled by the right player) so she is shown not to be the helpless damsel in distress that so many people thought she was.
Lucas has truly seen some shit. Seen some TRUE, TRUE shit. He watched his own mother die in front of him, he fought all kinds of cyborgs and fucked up, unholy abominations of genetic science, and he was even forced to kill his own brother.
Let's dissect this: -Peach is in the video so we can exclude Smash 64 -Ness is there from the start so we can exclude Brawl and Smash 4 (even though Ness is a starter in the Wii U version, he's unlockable in the the 3DS version, which is the only one that came out when the video was made) Which only leaves us with only one conclusion: this video is based off on Melee, which features Ness as a starter character and Luigi as an unlockable. Now the guys at Dorkly probably didn't think that far, but it was fun to dissect that video nonetheless to answer your question
This is extra funny since Ness has been through the most shit out of the other characters on that stage. That kid has been Rodney King'd, beaten by gang members, shanked by their leader and attacked by hippies on a bad trip. And thats just the beginning of the game.
Rasheed Thomas it's a big word for a 10 year old, because now when you go into 7th grade, if you go on a school bus the only words you hear are swear words
To be honest, Ness should be used to this by now. Poor kid has had his eyes pecked out by crows, fought a gang, and is attacked by insane hippies, moles, and walking mushrooms. (and oh boy don't get me started on Giygas...)
Honestly, I think the whole child-thing - although being super awesome (love that intro!) - was only the case for SSB64. For Melee, Brawl and SSB4 (let's just stick with this name because the other two shortcuts suck), I see it more like the real deals fighting in an alternate universe that uses to happen parallel to each character's game storyline. The trophies we get here would be prizes the characters get for messing up those sick hands.
They teasing Link because he never talks so no one really knows how he sounds so Dorkly thought it would be funny to give him a really ridiculous voice. Ness sounds like he is 30 because I doubt that Dorkly was going to walk around the neighbor asking parents if he can borrow their children.
Thing Thang That would explain why Peach is even there at all seeing as how she wasn't in the first game, but if that's the case, why did Mario say, "the first installment"?
SeanTG246 listen I’m three years late but play earthbound Seriously play it and learn why Ness should be able to be beat up by everyone (JK I love Ness he’s my main) But really some of the stuff he goes up against is absurd plus his special skill PK Rockin gets more powerful the more emotions he has active which basically means in smash he’d be a ticking Nuke if he was allowed to use it
iownalx23 Competitive-ness and smackable-ness are two entirely different things, man. :D I love Jiggs, but smacking her and Kirby with bats is still satisfying.
Mario, I always thought it was Peach arranging everything. Who do you think has a better chance of getting Bowser, Wario & DK to use there home/workplace as a play ground?
Well, it IS the tournament to decide the number one martial artist under the heavens. Obviously that title cannot be settled with a simple game of rock-paper-scissors. Women have participated in the tournaments, in fact a previous tournament champion was even married to a competitor right on the arena.
I see smash bros as Nintendo's tenkaichi budokai. Well, I also have Goku and Piccolo as C Falcon costumes, and that damn vegeta as wolf. But I only play dedede
sebastien12364 it really is a good Flash game - having dabbled in making Flash games myself a while back, I can tell you that making even a very basic Smash ripoff is incredibly hard - much less a polished one with netplay.
“You’re a sec-a-ret character we haven’t unlocked you yet” And his voice is high And ness is here (Infinite staircase theme plays) This is not 64 since peach is here Link has less of his pants so he’s probably young link... AHA! it’s melee
Yourson Isold If you hold the explanation of the hands from the first game like I do, suddenly a lot of things in later Smash Bros games make even more since. Including Taboo. I just can't ignore the first game in my headcanon.
***** Yeah even if it's a little cryptic there was a story even before Brawl! Evan Halonen I know right? Way more challenging than Masterhand or Crazy Hand could ever be. Even Giga Bowser doesn't compare.
Smash bros takes place in a alternate universe dominated by a hand where trophies come to life. They are forced to fight because if they die they become trophies again.
Jake Cook He wasn't one of the originals, but you had to unlock him by playing The Substance Emissary storyline. I'm not sure if you can unlock him by battling other characters a shitload of times in the four player fights, but maybe that's a possibility as well.
DudeWhoDiesALot i think what megaburritozero is trying to say is that in melee you start with ness and captain falcon. you have to unlock luigi and jigglypuff in melee
"I am a tiny child!" Ness says with the most adult voice I have ever heard.
Tru tho
Puberty
"Since I got powers , that makes it to beat up A 13 YEARS OLD !!"
Congratz, you guys got the joke.
Paololomejor Pato Ninten my fucking ass
"The first official Smash Bros match can begin."
How did Peach have so much damage?
Marcus Powell maybe they were playing on a handicap
Good point.
Marcus Powell :/
What I am going to say right now is just a joke and should not be taken seriously
All easily butt hurt people don't click read more
BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL
I warned you
Marcus Powell 2.0 maybe? if that was in the first game anyway. if not, who knows.
I love how Ness has the deepest voice.
No prob
And yet somehow he is a tiny
*CHILD*
hometuk
I agree,I mean his a boy so....Yeah
quick puberty!
That 13 year old sure sounds like he went through puberty and back
Eian Guevarra z
HEY!
Ness Your welcome
Eian Guevarra puberty hit him like a truck
Patrick li OHHHHH I GET IT
Okey
"you're a secret character we haven't unlocked you yet"
"Back to the tool shed I go,"
Jirred Vang But Ness is also a secret character...
I guess Luigi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Bill Clinton Someone probably also told him that the world was gonna roll him.
+Flare Blitz Banana and wasnt even available back then
YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET!
Um
Peach wasn't in the first smash game
Also you have to unlock final destination
And ness was a secret character too
Ok....well, back to the toolshed i go...
+Yuuki Terumi not in smash 4
"You see, there's this giant hand, and-" the start of Mario's great explanation XD
leftymu don't you go blaming the shit on a giant hand
Kennogames Then master hand appeared!
Do not go blaming the (bleep) on a giant hand everything is so god dang violent and extreme with you when we go golf there are fireballs and when we go Go-Karting we have to do it in a rainbow in space and when we have parties we hire ghosts to rob eachother
...censors? Really bro? It just sounds cringy the way you did it.
Funny thing is, he's right. SSB is supposed to be a game that's the imagination of a kid or 2 making action figgures fight, and the final boss is the kid's hand, so it's all the hand's fault in a way because they're all being controlled by the hands holding them.
"And when we have parties, we hire ghosts to rob each other!"
Yeah, come to think of it, the characters in Mario Party are even more malicious than they are in Smash Bros.
RyanX1231 They also be shady dealing too!I played Mario Party 8!Some shady biz went down brah!
RyanX1231 They’ve Long abandoned this feature of Boos robbing one another in the Mario Party Franchise.
You do know people noticed that long before this video came out?
RyanX1231 when I read the comment ness said come to think of it at the same time I read it in the comment
Wat about Mario kart
Wow, that must be a VERY crowded tool shed
I never thought about that
OH SHIT WHADDUP!1!!11!!!
O shit waddup
back to the tool hshed i go then XD
ITS A DEAD MEME
Link: Can't we do something nice together for once?
Uhhh, I mean Hyah! Rupees....
Hahahaha
I don't get the joke
brent wang he gay
What?
brent wang Link is a silent protagonist that's why it seems weird he talked and gave an opinion. The rupee bit is gold
Uhh, I mean... HA! Rupees... - Link 1998
1999
It's no ha it hyuh
Jay Cardinal Do I care?
The
Peach is in the game and Luigi's voice is high. This is defiantly Smash Bros Melee.
And Ness is there at the start
Peach is always in smash brothers
Jireh White She wasn't in the original
I don’t think it really matters that much
And Ness is there.
"Hyuh! Rupees!"~Link 2014
+Smasher RikiTuff his voice is so funny but it suits him
yup
thanks for agreeing with me
Technically it was 1998
Richard Castanon He mean in this vid not in game
The problem with Smash Bros is that you need other people to play with.
No u don't
The campaign isn't fun or challenging though
You can do Group mode by your self ya know...
Isn't the fun of Smash Bros playing with other people? It is for me anyway. But I have very few friends willing to play, and so I can not enjoy the games.
Dubstep From God The Wii U and 3DS Smash has online modes.
Smash is the best reason to have siblings.
"Do not go blaming this shit on a giant hand!" I don't know why, but that really got me XD
Thepopcornator When I Was Reading your comment, Peach said that while I was reading lol
Now that I think about it, Mario has a point. If it wasn't for Master Hand, they wouldn't be fighting at all.
The way Mario kicked Peach into oblivion had me crying. 🤣
Me too but I did fall on the floor
He didn't kick her he punched her but yeah that was hilarious
He could have picked anyone else but no he picked her
"Uhhh... I mean... Hyuh! Rupees!" IM DYING
+Tem Colleg You see, Link isn't suppose to talk in any of his games.
That's why he said rupees...
Daniel Stebbing idk, but that's what the joke is supposed to be.
Daniel Stebbing The way he said it though.
"So since I've got powers, that makes it OKEY to beat up a thirteen year old!"
When he said ok, it should have been his taunt XD
@That weirdo in the shed Yeah he sounds like 20 lol.
1:29 I'm gonna start saying that to people I don't want to hang out with.
Back to the tool shed they go then
I lost it when Link said “I mean ‘Hyuh! Rupees!”
I can't believe Mario just casually jump kicked Peach, and thought that she was gonna be okay with it. 😂
On the Miiverse stage in Smash Bros, I was playing as Mario and my girlfriend was playing as Peach. I beat her and she drew a picture of Peach with bruises and a fat lip with Mario saying "I had to, itsa Smash Bros"
My account got banned for "Promoting bullying and Violence", haha.
I wish I could have seen that. X3
Really
+Molly “Flowey” Roberts same
Deshawn Arnold Too bad both of my IDs are banned.
Shit. XD
YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER, WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET!
*Ness stays really quiet
Why must you torture Green Mario so much Dorkly?
We need more Yellow Obese Mario.
ReimuHakureiShrine Or Purple Anorexic Mario.
Quajeek99 What about the Orange Mario who sucks up the sadness of the first two Marios?
they should torture Metroid or female Link in their next video.
Well Yellow Peach doesn't get much love either. She's still just a color swap.
So that's why Link doesn't talk............
Super Smash Bros raises a few other questions as well, such as how Peach is able to fight and defeat Bowser in battle yet she keep on getting kidnapped by him? Heck, like almost any character from the game, Peach can defeat and even own any other character in combat ( if controlled by the right player) so she is shown not to be the helpless damsel in distress that so many people thought she was.
Kinda the same way how Barbe could beat up Hulk or Skeletor.
And how a lawyer can kill a god by defending himself as an attorney
Maybe it's because of the countless times it has been stated that smash bros is canon to none of characters universes...
We are... imortal in this universe. If you've played subspace emissary you'll get what I mean.
SymbioteDex Besides The Mario sports games & Mario vs DK games, weird.
1:24 NESS IS WEARING HIS CLOTHS IN THE POOL?!
He does the same thing in the game where him comes from
Ness comes from one of the darkest Nintendo franchises though. Getting KO'd should be the least of his worries
And don't even get me started on Lucas
Lucas has truly seen some shit. Seen some TRUE, TRUE shit. He watched his own mother die in front of him, he fought all kinds of cyborgs and fucked up, unholy abominations of genetic science, and he was even forced to kill his own brother.
Wait lucas watched his mother die and was forced to kill his own brother. I need to play Mother 3
Coolman Hahn Ok technically Claus killed himself in the end
Also, Claus is Lucas' brother
I would go as far to say that Lucas has gone through the most... I think that it would go from Lucas to Ness to Samus?
WHY ISNT LUCAS IN SMASH 4 he needs to be dlc or I'm gonna lose my shit
Wait a minute, dont you unlock Luigi before Ness?
This must be melee. I'm pretty sure luigi is one of the start characters in brawl and the Wii u/3ds version
Let's dissect this:
-Peach is in the video so we can exclude Smash 64
-Ness is there from the start so we can exclude Brawl and Smash 4 (even though Ness is a starter in the Wii U version, he's unlockable in the the 3DS version, which is the only one that came out when the video was made)
Which only leaves us with only one conclusion: this video is based off on Melee, which features Ness as a starter character and Luigi as an unlockable.
Now the guys at Dorkly probably didn't think that far, but it was fun to dissect that video nonetheless to answer your question
You must be joking
Groosin Yeah, i'm very "fumb"
Groosin CHEAT CODES DON'T COUNT MORON!
This is extra funny since Ness has been through the most shit out of the other characters on that stage. That kid has been Rodney King'd, beaten by gang members, shanked by their leader and attacked by hippies on a bad trip. And thats just the beginning of the game.
You can hear people cheering when someone gets sent flying. Smash is a televised event
"What the shit, bro?!" is a big word for a 13 year old.
I'm pretty sure most 13 year olds say stuff like that.
Rasheed Thomas That's not a word.
Neku Mitsurugi Sentence* You know what I mean.
Rasheed Thomas it's a big word for a 10 year old, because now when you go into 7th grade, if you go on a school bus the only words you hear are swear words
Everyone in middle school uses WAY worse language than such.
To be honest, Ness should be used to this by now. Poor kid has had his eyes pecked out by crows, fought a gang, and is attacked by insane hippies, moles, and walking mushrooms. (and oh boy don't get me started on Giygas...)
Ness killed a fetus the final bossis an abortion
latiosfreak2000 So Ness is for abortions......cool! :D
But that's just a theory
Craig Morrison A game theory! Thanks for watching!
Bungle Wiltshire did not mean to start that there ._.
*YOUR A SECRET CHARACTER WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET*
Don't forget that Peach shouldn't be here.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
You're* :)
MarioSonic46 It took place in melee.
OMG did you watch the video too no way!
funny how this begins with "everyone is here".. four years before ultimate.
so.. we gonna ignore the fact that peach wasn't In smash 64 and ness was also a hidden..?
It's based on melee
+Callinater Nope. Again, he says "the first official smash brothers match" during the first few seconds.
The joke of him beating up a woman and a child wouldn't have worked very well if it was Samus and Kirby.
its melee
In terms of Ness being hidden, they could've unlocked Ness without unlocking Luigi.
well actually, according to the Lore there not really the characters they are, they are in fact figures played by a child.
I think it was change to the world of trophies in Brawl.
Where Master Hand is like a god of something.
Have you played smash bros 3ds? Theory disproved in that game
*****
they didnt disprove that... more like changed...
Honestly, I think the whole child-thing - although being super awesome (love that intro!) - was only the case for SSB64.
For Melee, Brawl and SSB4 (let's just stick with this name because the other two shortcuts suck), I see it more like the real deals fighting in an alternate universe that uses to happen parallel to each character's game storyline.
The trophies we get here would be prizes the characters get for messing up those sick hands.
*****
dont forget master core
Ness doesn't sound like 13. He sounds 30. And why does Link have a southern accent?
They teasing Link because he never talks so no one really knows how he sounds so Dorkly thought it would be funny to give him a really ridiculous voice. Ness sounds like he is 30 because I doubt that Dorkly was going to walk around the neighbor asking parents if he can borrow their children.
Forill or hire kids for slavery with only 1 amiibo per month
@Scott Stamp not even close...
It's CDi Link.
@Smash Bandicoot Wym
"I'm a child"
~The kid who committed Federal Assault against several police officers
Even if Luigi was unlocked he still couldn't go in, only four people allowed in the pool at once.
Except for Multi Smash.
BlueGlasses They have their own special pool.
I'm assuming these are Melee incarnations seeing as Ness is unlockable in every other game
Thing Thang That would explain why Peach is even there at all seeing as how she wasn't in the first game, but if that's the case, why did Mario say, "the first installment"?
J Carlito sequel amnesia? lol dunno good point
I think Ness would've sounded better if he was voiced by a girl...
Ness sounds like the Gingerbread man from Shrek XD
It wouldn’t be as funny
Mario doesn't allowed Luigi in the pool because he's a locked character, but Ness is in the pool. But how???
*allow
Maybe it's the melee version where ness is unlocked and Luigi is locked
michael olson Oh wow. That explains why Peach was here.
This gem is finally 10 years old, wow…
"Oh, so since I got powers, that makes it okay, TO BEAT UP A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD."
He's got a point there, Mario.
+SeanTheGamer246 2
Aren't you a little short for a thirteen year old?
SeanTG246 listen I’m three years late but play earthbound
Seriously play it and learn why Ness should be able to be beat up by everyone (JK I love Ness he’s my main)
But really some of the stuff he goes up against is absurd plus his special skill PK Rockin gets more powerful the more emotions he has active which basically means in smash he’d be a ticking Nuke if he was allowed to use it
"But Mario I don't want to go back in shed, Wario's eaten like 6 Chipotle burritos in there & I don't wanna be around when he's ready to blow".
"Please unlock him! PLEASE!"
HYUUUH, rupees
+Hylian Fox Link cracks me up
+Melanie Whitt ikr
thanks for agreeing with me
I would love to see a whole Zelda II series with Link using this voice. Him trying to explain why there are two Zeldas would be amusing.
me too
I don't know how Ness got through puberty this fast
I can see it now. Dorkly making a Luigi Rage video and he gets knocked out by a shell at the very start.
I hope we see that soon!
_"Your a secret character, we haven't unlocked you yet!"_
Mario 2014
*_Super Nice Bros._*_ XD_
XD
...who the f**k wants that. Do we have to give a million cookies to someone so they can unlock Luigi?
Mario:YOUR A SECRET CHARACTER. WE HAVENT UNLOCKED YOU YET!
I'm dead XD
YOU ARE A SECRET CHARACTER, YOU HAVENT BEEN UNLOCKED YET!
I loved that part
XxAngiexXRPI But.. Ness is a secret character too...
GamePlayer596 true, so that was just a mistake on Dorkly's part. LOL
How can you not find it satisfying to whack Jigglypuff with a home run bat?!
Exactly. I just did this exact thing yesterday xD
jiggly is cool now man. have you not seen jiggly in competitive play?
*****
i remember when it was one hit ko strong. its still strong now though
I just hate Jigglypuff in general.
iownalx23
Competitive-ness and smackable-ness are two entirely different things, man. :D I love Jiggs, but smacking her and Kirby with bats is still satisfying.
"To beat up a 13 YEAR OLD CHILD" lol Nes' demonic voice.
0:05. Eight years later and that part with Mario attacking Princess Peach still makes me laugh, lol!
Peach forgot to add on that Mario brings fireballs to every sporting event. Soccer, basketball. Even goddamn table tennis.
Thing is Mario is deep down, a nineties kid... so everything has to be EXTREME!
BloodySteel64 But he was born in 1981!
Mario, I always thought it was Peach arranging everything. Who do you think has a better chance of getting Bowser, Wario & DK to use there home/workplace as a play ground?
dimentiorules That doesn't change who he is... in his heart!
dimentiorules so he'd be 9 in 1990. Ergo, a kid in the Nineties.
"Oh since I got powers that makes it ok to beat up a thirteen year old"
Mile Morales: First time? 🤣
Are we gonna ignore the fact that ness is in the pool with his clothes
to prevent what happened to him in Magicant (during the Japanese version of the game)
“The first official Smash Bros. match can begin!”
Then how is Ness unlocked and why is Peach there?
So THAT'S why Link doesn't talk lol
I'm pretty sure smash bros is supposed to be about a kid playing with his toys.
Yeah that's what I got from the very first game on the N64. Pretty neat concept.
Pretty much, from the opening of the first game
Then they became trophies coming to life and kicking eachother's butt in a competition.
creekandseminole I have every single Super Smash Bros game except for the one for the 3DS.
GRRRRRR I WANT IT SO FUCKING BADLY!!!!
***** :(
Ness, you fought people, including police. I can fight you and be fine.
Dusk Myerva He beated the crap out of animals, punks, cops, etc... etc... etc... and everybody praised him for that lol
*giygas influenced Animals, Punks, Plants, Cops, Etc
Yoshi Bro thats true, but a cop called me fat :c
Sebastián Cartes, Ness DEFINITELY lost weight from Melee to Smash 4, he laid off the donuts alright.
Dusk Myerva my dude ness beat up literally some of the most absurd stuff in history I think he’d just annhilate everyone with one Rockin omega
"Can't we do something nice together for once?..
*Everyone looks at Link*
"Uhh... I mean uh..., Hyah!.. Rupees!..
😂😂
Well, it IS the tournament to decide the number one martial artist under the heavens.
Obviously that title cannot be settled with a simple game of rock-paper-scissors.
Women have participated in the tournaments, in fact a previous tournament champion was even married to a competitor right on the arena.
did that married couple ever have to fight each other?
doom1killer123
he described the scene of Dragon Ball in which Goku marries his wife Chi-Chi right on the arena.
Lol nice DBZ reference
Renekin Oh shit, right after he knocked chii chii off the arena with the kiai
I see smash bros as Nintendo's tenkaichi budokai. Well, I also have Goku and Piccolo as C Falcon costumes, and that damn vegeta as wolf.
But I only play dedede
since sonic is in smash you should have done sonic at the end drowning.
Samuel Jensen Dorkly should hire you
Omar Kamil Lol
Samuel Jensen XD
Your profile picture gave me autism
TheLampGod How bad?
0:06 Up tilt in a shellnut
At the beginning Mario said “everyone is here” did dorkly predict the future?
Dang, he K.O’d Peach at 0% with an up tilt. Mario is broken in this game.
"All right, everyone's-a here!"
*Little did he know...*
This is genius. 8 and 16 bit mode should be an easter egg/cheat code in smash bros
Just play Super Smash Bros on the 3DS
DanieleGiorgino Still 3D... very... Meleeish 3D.
check for super smash flash 2, it's great for a fan game
Play mushroom kingdom showdown
sebastien12364
it really is a good Flash game - having dabbled in making Flash games myself a while back, I can tell you that making even a very basic Smash ripoff is incredibly hard - much less a polished one with netplay.
"Alright everyone's-a here"
That aged better than the finest wine
"I'm a child"
**sounds like an adult**
1:08 You know shit gets real when the man that never speaks, speaks.
Nes is a 13 year old who sounds like he's 35.
like i know right
lmao
*Ness
puberty
0:51
Mario: Well, there’s a giant hand right and-
Peach: DO NOT GO BLAMING THIS SHIT ON A GIANT HAND
That just sounds so funny without context 😂
1. Wouldn't Super Nice Brothers basically be Animal Crossing just with mascots?
2. Holy shit Nintendo should make Animal Crossing just with mascots!
"I'm a tiny child!" Says my boy Ness in the most adult voice
“You’re a sec-a-ret character we haven’t unlocked you yet”
And his voice is high
And ness is here
(Infinite staircase theme plays)
This is not 64 since peach is here
Link has less of his pants so he’s probably young link...
AHA! it’s melee
But Mario said it was the first one.😕
"Infinite staircase"?
*Michaelbach flashback intensifies*
"I am a child"
when he can crawl he can brawl
- luigi
"Super *Nice* Bros."
The master hand is forcing them to fight, sort of like dark Kahn in mk vs dc
unless its the wii game then its like some other-other dimensional demon thing
***** Tabuh was such a great twist. The mastermind was actually controlled by another mastermind. Man masterhand was pissed off. lol
Yourson Isold If you hold the explanation of the hands from the first game like I do, suddenly a lot of things in later Smash Bros games make even more since. Including Taboo. I just can't ignore the first game in my headcanon.
Yourson Isold Taboo was such a fun fight too .-.
*****
Yeah even if it's a little cryptic there was a story even before Brawl!
Evan Halonen I know right? Way more challenging than Masterhand or Crazy Hand could ever be. Even Giga Bowser doesn't compare.
Mario looks sooooooooooooooooo fat in da pool.
Girl: *hits me*
Girl: Haha, you won't hit me back cause I'm a girl.
Me, a believer in gender equality: 0:06
Smash bros takes place in a alternate universe dominated by a hand where trophies come to life. They are forced to fight because if they die they become trophies again.
that... was deep.
*****
its pretty dumb lol
i thought it was a childs fantasy? you know pretend?
Sorta like the Hunger Games, in some ways...
***** That's one of the theorys on the smash bros universe.. A game thmumblemumblemumble..
1:18 Little does Dorkly Know... ;)
But Luigi's not secret anymore X3
It makes me mad for some reason
First ever smash bros battle.
Implying it's the first game.
He was a secret character.
Whistler112
We know but not anymore, Peach wasnt in Smash Bros 64
Jeremiah Hester Though she was suppose to originally.
*****
Yah but shes in Melee but not 64
"Why are we even fighting"
"Well... I kind of accidentally tripped yoshi. And now everyone is fighting."
Wait this is the FIRST official match? Umm peach wasn't in first game and ness was unlock!
I thought that was the villager not Ness! Jeez 😞😂
who cares
0:41 I never knew ness had a nose by looking sideways
"I am a child!" WELL YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A CHILD SO YOU'RE FAIR GAME
It's now my headcanon that every game's secret characters are waiting in a tool shed. Thanks, Dorkly.
After melee, Luigi wsant a secret caracther.
In Brawl, he was!
Jake Cook He wasn't one of the originals, but you had to unlock him by playing The Substance Emissary storyline. I'm not sure if you can unlock him by battling other characters a shitload of times in the four player fights, but maybe that's a possibility as well.
havoren You also have to beat Classic Mode without continuing or play 22 Vs. Matches!
Jake Cook Cool so there's plenty of ways to unlock him. For me, I unlocked Luigi in Brawl the easy way I guess lol.
Mario pointed out, this to be the first SSB here, so he still was :>
I feel really bad for Luigu
Luigi
+Blackshadow164 srry I just noticed! Thnx
me too
NO. HE IS THE MEMELORD... *W E E G E E!*
Needs more captain falcon and less ness
Yes it is :) but not enough captain falcon
HYES!
I like the little guy. And you should too.
Captain Falcon I didn't say I didn't like him, if just choose you instead.......
StrongArm Elijah
Show meeya moves!
"That makes it okay to BEAT UP A 13 YEAR OLD?!"
**Ness saying it with a 40 year old man's voice**
Wasn't Ness a secret character too? So how could he have been in the first Smash Bros. fight? lol
Well Luigi was a HC, while Ness wasn't in Melee
***** Ness, Luigi, Puff, and Falcon were all Hidden Characters in SSB, and they all made a return in Melee. :p
DudeWhoDiesALot i think what megaburritozero is trying to say is that in melee you start with ness and captain falcon. you have to unlock luigi and jigglypuff in melee
MaverickHunterLuneth Thank you, Maverick :3
He's like, the first guy you unlock.
0:57 yeah, okay Ms. Super Fortnite Bros.
That's why Link doesn't speak in general XD
0:32 oh,so Ness is okay whit being assaulted by four police officers and the chief, but he's not okay by being punched by a weak ass italian
I like how peach wasnt even in the first game, apparently mario needed to tell her in his own violent way to stop getting kidnapped.