The Problem With Smash Bros.

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @AndileJGumbo
    @AndileJGumbo 8 лет назад +7293

    "I am a tiny child!" Ness says with the most adult voice I have ever heard.

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 8 лет назад +31

      Tru tho

    • @avinat8136
      @avinat8136 8 лет назад +163

      Puberty

    • @blackbluealexv2
      @blackbluealexv2 8 лет назад +198

      "Since I got powers , that makes it to beat up A 13 YEARS OLD !!"

    • @muzosh
      @muzosh 8 лет назад +32

      Congratz, you guys got the joke.

    • @darkgenie3167
      @darkgenie3167 7 лет назад +17

      Paololomejor Pato Ninten my fucking ass

  • @Tyrese1103
    @Tyrese1103 8 лет назад +3506

    "The first official Smash Bros match can begin."
    How did Peach have so much damage?

    • @diegoosorio8924
      @diegoosorio8924 8 лет назад +202

      Marcus Powell maybe they were playing on a handicap

    • @Tyrese1103
      @Tyrese1103 8 лет назад +40

      Good point.

    • @LrPhy4Duo
      @LrPhy4Duo 8 лет назад +14

      Marcus Powell :/

    • @bryanwithawhy5739
      @bryanwithawhy5739 8 лет назад +77

      What I am going to say right now is just a joke and should not be taken seriously
      All easily butt hurt people don't click read more
      BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL
      I warned you

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 8 лет назад +9

      Marcus Powell 2.0 maybe? if that was in the first game anyway. if not, who knows.

  • @stardust-reverie
    @stardust-reverie 8 лет назад +1977

    I love how Ness has the deepest voice.

  • @eianguevarra774
    @eianguevarra774 8 лет назад +3184

    That 13 year old sure sounds like he went through puberty and back

  • @jirredvang901
    @jirredvang901 8 лет назад +2343

    "you're a secret character we haven't unlocked you yet"

    • @369kaja5
      @369kaja5 8 лет назад +170

      "Back to the tool shed I go,"

    • @FlareBlitzBanana
      @FlareBlitzBanana 8 лет назад +68

      Jirred Vang But Ness is also a secret character...

    • @drac3650
      @drac3650 8 лет назад +53

      I guess Luigi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @FlareBlitzBanana
      @FlareBlitzBanana 8 лет назад +22

      Bill Clinton Someone probably also told him that the world was gonna roll him.

    • @dark-knight7168
      @dark-knight7168 8 лет назад +13

      +Flare Blitz Banana and wasnt even available back then

  • @metalblade8308
    @metalblade8308 9 лет назад +4104

    YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET!

    • @deerpark5396
      @deerpark5396 9 лет назад +71

      Um
      Peach wasn't in the first smash game

    • @deerpark5396
      @deerpark5396 9 лет назад +45

      Also you have to unlock final destination

    • @yuukiterumi2061
      @yuukiterumi2061 8 лет назад +76

      And ness was a secret character too

    • @eansudholtz6533
      @eansudholtz6533 8 лет назад +63

      Ok....well, back to the toolshed i go...

    • @thatdudebro9918
      @thatdudebro9918 8 лет назад +6

      +Yuuki Terumi not in smash 4

  • @leftymu
    @leftymu 8 лет назад +1086

    "You see, there's this giant hand, and-" the start of Mario's great explanation XD

    • @chickenmaskproductions6179
      @chickenmaskproductions6179 8 лет назад +67

      leftymu don't you go blaming the shit on a giant hand

    • @Lost_idiot223
      @Lost_idiot223 7 лет назад +11

      Kennogames Then master hand appeared!

    • @Dr1p_Dr1p79
      @Dr1p_Dr1p79 7 лет назад +20

      Do not go blaming the (bleep) on a giant hand everything is so god dang violent and extreme with you when we go golf there are fireballs and when we go Go-Karting we have to do it in a rainbow in space and when we have parties we hire ghosts to rob eachother

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 7 лет назад +10

      ...censors? Really bro? It just sounds cringy the way you did it.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 7 лет назад +23

      Funny thing is, he's right. SSB is supposed to be a game that's the imagination of a kid or 2 making action figgures fight, and the final boss is the kid's hand, so it's all the hand's fault in a way because they're all being controlled by the hands holding them.

  • @RyanStorey1231
    @RyanStorey1231 8 лет назад +831

    "And when we have parties, we hire ghosts to rob each other!"
    Yeah, come to think of it, the characters in Mario Party are even more malicious than they are in Smash Bros.

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 7 лет назад +12

      RyanX1231 They also be shady dealing too!I played Mario Party 8!Some shady biz went down brah!

    • @CuriousUserX90
      @CuriousUserX90 7 лет назад +8

      RyanX1231 They’ve Long abandoned this feature of Boos robbing one another in the Mario Party Franchise.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 6 лет назад +5

      You do know people noticed that long before this video came out?

    • @ko12107
      @ko12107 6 лет назад +5

      RyanX1231 when I read the comment ness said come to think of it at the same time I read it in the comment

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 5 лет назад +2

      Wat about Mario kart

  • @lavender9064
    @lavender9064 8 лет назад +2637

    Wow, that must be a VERY crowded tool shed

  • @ZertroRetro
    @ZertroRetro 8 лет назад +1632

    Link: Can't we do something nice together for once?
    Uhhh, I mean Hyah! Rupees....

    • @troverrover9248
      @troverrover9248 7 лет назад +13

      Hahahaha

    • @brentwang6061
      @brentwang6061 6 лет назад

      I don't get the joke

    • @thegreatboi8357
      @thegreatboi8357 6 лет назад +1

      brent wang he gay

    • @brentwang6061
      @brentwang6061 6 лет назад +1

      What?

    • @albuttt
      @albuttt 6 лет назад +33

      brent wang Link is a silent protagonist that's why it seems weird he talked and gave an opinion. The rupee bit is gold

  • @splashftw268
    @splashftw268 8 лет назад +675

    Uhh, I mean... HA! Rupees... - Link 1998

  • @UnshornKeyboardist
    @UnshornKeyboardist 8 лет назад +918

    Peach is in the game and Luigi's voice is high. This is defiantly Smash Bros Melee.

  • @rikituff7065
    @rikituff7065 9 лет назад +554

    "Hyuh! Rupees!"~Link 2014

  • @DubstepFromGod
    @DubstepFromGod 9 лет назад +2366

    The problem with Smash Bros is that you need other people to play with.

    • @JosukeWF
      @JosukeWF 9 лет назад +50

      No u don't

    • @DubstepFromGod
      @DubstepFromGod 9 лет назад +66

      The campaign isn't fun or challenging though

    • @scoobydoo1370
      @scoobydoo1370 9 лет назад +16

      You can do Group mode by your self ya know...

    • @DubstepFromGod
      @DubstepFromGod 9 лет назад +75

      Isn't the fun of Smash Bros playing with other people? It is for me anyway. But I have very few friends willing to play, and so I can not enjoy the games.

    • @ChoppyRaptor450
      @ChoppyRaptor450 9 лет назад +37

      Dubstep From God The Wii U and 3DS Smash has online modes.
      Smash is the best reason to have siblings.

  • @Thepopcornator
    @Thepopcornator 8 лет назад +139

    "Do not go blaming this shit on a giant hand!" I don't know why, but that really got me XD

    • @ZpugKing
      @ZpugKing 6 лет назад +4

      Thepopcornator When I Was Reading your comment, Peach said that while I was reading lol

    • @xgaming2427
      @xgaming2427 Год назад +1

      Now that I think about it, Mario has a point. If it wasn't for Master Hand, they wouldn't be fighting at all.

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 5 лет назад +166

    The way Mario kicked Peach into oblivion had me crying. 🤣

    • @skyn3945
      @skyn3945 3 года назад +2

      Me too but I did fall on the floor

    • @midnightflash
      @midnightflash 2 года назад +3

      He didn't kick her he punched her but yeah that was hilarious

    • @Ldragon18
      @Ldragon18 Год назад +1

      He could have picked anyone else but no he picked her

  • @HamzaAlmusawi20
    @HamzaAlmusawi20 8 лет назад +381

    "Uhhh... I mean... Hyuh! Rupees!" IM DYING

    • @dappafuster2120
      @dappafuster2120 8 лет назад +6

      +Tem Colleg You see, Link isn't suppose to talk in any of his games.

    • @splashftw268
      @splashftw268 8 лет назад +4

      That's why he said rupees...

    • @dappafuster2120
      @dappafuster2120 8 лет назад +6

      Daniel Stebbing idk, but that's what the joke is supposed to be.

    • @HamzaAlmusawi20
      @HamzaAlmusawi20 8 лет назад +7

      Daniel Stebbing The way he said it though.

  • @miningpixel6724
    @miningpixel6724 9 лет назад +195

    "So since I've got powers, that makes it OKEY to beat up a thirteen year old!"
    When he said ok, it should have been his taunt XD

    • @NintendoGirl49
      @NintendoGirl49 5 лет назад +1

      @That weirdo in the shed Yeah he sounds like 20 lol.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 10 лет назад +60

    1:29 I'm gonna start saying that to people I don't want to hang out with.

    • @crashfalso
      @crashfalso 10 лет назад +4

      Back to the tool shed they go then

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 6 лет назад +60

    I lost it when Link said “I mean ‘Hyuh! Rupees!”

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX 4 года назад +37

    I can't believe Mario just casually jump kicked Peach, and thought that she was gonna be okay with it. 😂

  • @SupraViperhead
    @SupraViperhead 9 лет назад +166

    On the Miiverse stage in Smash Bros, I was playing as Mario and my girlfriend was playing as Peach. I beat her and she drew a picture of Peach with bruises and a fat lip with Mario saying "I had to, itsa Smash Bros"
    My account got banned for "Promoting bullying and Violence", haha.

  • @onionknight44
    @onionknight44 7 лет назад +19

    YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER, WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET!
    *Ness stays really quiet

  • @DerpinPON3
    @DerpinPON3 10 лет назад +368

    Why must you torture Green Mario so much Dorkly?

    • @ReimuHakureiShrine
      @ReimuHakureiShrine 10 лет назад +97

      We need more Yellow Obese Mario.

    • @quajeek99
      @quajeek99 10 лет назад +80

      ReimuHakureiShrine Or Purple Anorexic Mario.

    • @ReimuHakureiShrine
      @ReimuHakureiShrine 10 лет назад +18

      Quajeek99 What about the Orange Mario who sucks up the sadness of the first two Marios?

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад +17

      they should torture Metroid or female Link in their next video.

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 10 лет назад +12

      Well Yellow Peach doesn't get much love either. She's still just a color swap.

  • @nmheath03
    @nmheath03 8 лет назад +73

    So that's why Link doesn't talk............

  • @JonathonWilder
    @JonathonWilder 10 лет назад +72

    Super Smash Bros raises a few other questions as well, such as how Peach is able to fight and defeat Bowser in battle yet she keep on getting kidnapped by him? Heck, like almost any character from the game, Peach can defeat and even own any other character in combat ( if controlled by the right player) so she is shown not to be the helpless damsel in distress that so many people thought she was.

    • @MrGamernova
      @MrGamernova 10 лет назад +1

      Kinda the same way how Barbe could beat up Hulk or Skeletor.

    • @craigmorrison7436
      @craigmorrison7436 10 лет назад +51

      And how a lawyer can kill a god by defending himself as an attorney

    • @yourguykhonshu3972
      @yourguykhonshu3972 10 лет назад +5

      Maybe it's because of the countless times it has been stated that smash bros is canon to none of characters universes...

    • @Randallroks
      @Randallroks 10 лет назад +8

      We are... imortal in this universe. If you've played subspace emissary you'll get what I mean.

    • @MrGamernova
      @MrGamernova 10 лет назад +1

      SymbioteDex Besides The Mario sports games & Mario vs DK games, weird.

  • @smg5474
    @smg5474 4 года назад +21

    1:24 NESS IS WEARING HIS CLOTHS IN THE POOL?!

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 10 лет назад +562

    Ness comes from one of the darkest Nintendo franchises though. Getting KO'd should be the least of his worries
    And don't even get me started on Lucas

    • @Sarutys999
      @Sarutys999 10 лет назад +107

      Lucas has truly seen some shit. Seen some TRUE, TRUE shit. He watched his own mother die in front of him, he fought all kinds of cyborgs and fucked up, unholy abominations of genetic science, and he was even forced to kill his own brother.

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 10 лет назад +38

      Wait lucas watched his mother die and was forced to kill his own brother. I need to play Mother 3

    • @NinjaBoy641
      @NinjaBoy641 10 лет назад +18

      Coolman Hahn Ok technically Claus killed himself in the end
      Also, Claus is Lucas' brother

    • @Dogan_TM
      @Dogan_TM 10 лет назад +16

      I would go as far to say that Lucas has gone through the most... I think that it would go from Lucas to Ness to Samus?

    • @AnthonyDelgato
      @AnthonyDelgato 10 лет назад +10

      WHY ISNT LUCAS IN SMASH 4 he needs to be dlc or I'm gonna lose my shit

  • @gunnergames3352
    @gunnergames3352 8 лет назад +781

    Wait a minute, dont you unlock Luigi before Ness?

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 8 лет назад +37

      This must be melee. I'm pretty sure luigi is one of the start characters in brawl and the Wii u/3ds version

    • @CristianRodriguez-fb7rq
      @CristianRodriguez-fb7rq 8 лет назад +55

      Let's dissect this:
      -Peach is in the video so we can exclude Smash 64
      -Ness is there from the start so we can exclude Brawl and Smash 4 (even though Ness is a starter in the Wii U version, he's unlockable in the the 3DS version, which is the only one that came out when the video was made)
      Which only leaves us with only one conclusion: this video is based off on Melee, which features Ness as a starter character and Luigi as an unlockable.
      Now the guys at Dorkly probably didn't think that far, but it was fun to dissect that video nonetheless to answer your question

    • @PKPrometheus
      @PKPrometheus 8 лет назад

      You must be joking

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 8 лет назад +5

      Groosin Yeah, i'm very "fumb"

    • @claire4708
      @claire4708 8 лет назад +2

      Groosin CHEAT CODES DON'T COUNT MORON!

  • @PastaComet
    @PastaComet 10 лет назад +25

    This is extra funny since Ness has been through the most shit out of the other characters on that stage. That kid has been Rodney King'd, beaten by gang members, shanked by their leader and attacked by hippies on a bad trip. And thats just the beginning of the game.

  • @Earoist
    @Earoist 8 лет назад +18

    You can hear people cheering when someone gets sent flying. Smash is a televised event

  • @ZeldaFreak4by2
    @ZeldaFreak4by2 9 лет назад +1887

    "What the shit, bro?!" is a big word for a 13 year old.

    • @grambam36
      @grambam36 9 лет назад +228

      I'm pretty sure most 13 year olds say stuff like that.

    • @Ashai
      @Ashai 9 лет назад +10

      Rasheed Thomas That's not a word.

    • @ZeldaFreak4by2
      @ZeldaFreak4by2 9 лет назад +19

      Neku Mitsurugi Sentence* You know what I mean.

    • @gobsmackednumpty8927
      @gobsmackednumpty8927 9 лет назад +56

      Rasheed Thomas it's a big word for a 10 year old, because now when you go into 7th grade, if you go on a school bus the only words you hear are swear words

    • @togaoppai7317
      @togaoppai7317 9 лет назад +57

      Everyone in middle school uses WAY worse language than such.

  • @PKpaula425
    @PKpaula425 10 лет назад +157

    To be honest, Ness should be used to this by now. Poor kid has had his eyes pecked out by crows, fought a gang, and is attacked by insane hippies, moles, and walking mushrooms. (and oh boy don't get me started on Giygas...)

    • @latiosfreak2000
      @latiosfreak2000 10 лет назад +12

      Ness killed a fetus the final bossis an abortion

    • @havoren
      @havoren 10 лет назад +5

      latiosfreak2000 So Ness is for abortions......cool! :D

    • @craigmorrison7436
      @craigmorrison7436 10 лет назад +4

      But that's just a theory

    • @bunglewiltshire3088
      @bunglewiltshire3088 10 лет назад +17

      Craig Morrison A game theory! Thanks for watching!

    • @craigmorrison7436
      @craigmorrison7436 10 лет назад +1

      Bungle Wiltshire did not mean to start that there ._.

  • @theepicgirlgamer209
    @theepicgirlgamer209 10 лет назад +250

    *YOUR A SECRET CHARACTER WE HAVEN'T UNLOCKED YOU YET*

  • @danielesans.i
    @danielesans.i 6 лет назад +20

    funny how this begins with "everyone is here".. four years before ultimate.

  • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
    @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 8 лет назад +92

    so.. we gonna ignore the fact that peach wasn't In smash 64 and ness was also a hidden..?

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 8 лет назад +7

      It's based on melee

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 8 лет назад +14

      +Callinater Nope. Again, he says "the first official smash brothers match" during the first few seconds.

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 8 лет назад +14

      The joke of him beating up a woman and a child wouldn't have worked very well if it was Samus and Kirby.

    • @jeschoofs
      @jeschoofs 8 лет назад

      its melee

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 8 лет назад +3

      In terms of Ness being hidden, they could've unlocked Ness without unlocking Luigi.

  • @Holy_simply
    @Holy_simply 10 лет назад +140

    well actually, according to the Lore there not really the characters they are, they are in fact figures played by a child.

    • @Famitrack
      @Famitrack 10 лет назад +12

      I think it was change to the world of trophies in Brawl.
      Where Master Hand is like a god of something.

    • @ChildishZombino
      @ChildishZombino 10 лет назад

      Have you played smash bros 3ds? Theory disproved in that game

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      they didnt disprove that... more like changed...

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo 10 лет назад +13

      Honestly, I think the whole child-thing - although being super awesome (love that intro!) - was only the case for SSB64.
      For Melee, Brawl and SSB4 (let's just stick with this name because the other two shortcuts suck), I see it more like the real deals fighting in an alternate universe that uses to happen parallel to each character's game storyline.
      The trophies we get here would be prizes the characters get for messing up those sick hands.

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад +1

      *****
      dont forget master core

  • @Xeacons
    @Xeacons 8 лет назад +519

    Ness doesn't sound like 13. He sounds 30. And why does Link have a southern accent?

    • @Foril89
      @Foril89 8 лет назад +116

      They teasing Link because he never talks so no one really knows how he sounds so Dorkly thought it would be funny to give him a really ridiculous voice. Ness sounds like he is 30 because I doubt that Dorkly was going to walk around the neighbor asking parents if he can borrow their children.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 7 лет назад +15

      Forill or hire kids for slavery with only 1 amiibo per month

    • @ko12107
      @ko12107 6 лет назад +4

      @Scott Stamp not even close...

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 6 лет назад +5

      It's CDi Link.

    • @ko12107
      @ko12107 5 лет назад +1

      @Smash Bandicoot Wym

  • @vandalsavage6743
    @vandalsavage6743 Год назад +7

    "I'm a child"
    ~The kid who committed Federal Assault against several police officers

  • @puppeteerpal3699
    @puppeteerpal3699 10 лет назад +149

    Even if Luigi was unlocked he still couldn't go in, only four people allowed in the pool at once.

    • @BlueGlassesVIDS
      @BlueGlassesVIDS 10 лет назад +28

      Except for Multi Smash.

    • @puppeteerpal3699
      @puppeteerpal3699 10 лет назад +7

      BlueGlasses They have their own special pool.

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 10 лет назад

      I'm assuming these are Melee incarnations seeing as Ness is unlockable in every other game

    • @JCarlito19
      @JCarlito19 10 лет назад

      Thing Thang That would explain why Peach is even there at all seeing as how she wasn't in the first game, but if that's the case, why did Mario say, "the first installment"?

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 10 лет назад

      J Carlito sequel amnesia? lol dunno good point

  • @DuckliaOrluxe
    @DuckliaOrluxe 9 лет назад +74

    I think Ness would've sounded better if he was voiced by a girl...

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 9 лет назад +30

    Mario doesn't allowed Luigi in the pool because he's a locked character, but Ness is in the pool. But how???

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 9 лет назад +1

      *allow

    • @jointheparty1000
      @jointheparty1000 9 лет назад +5

      Maybe it's the melee version where ness is unlocked and Luigi is locked

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 9 лет назад

      michael olson Oh wow. That explains why Peach was here.

  • @bobcrafttheking2014
    @bobcrafttheking2014 2 месяца назад +2

    This gem is finally 10 years old, wow…

  • @SeanTG246
    @SeanTG246 9 лет назад +15

    "Oh, so since I got powers, that makes it okay, TO BEAT UP A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD."
    He's got a point there, Mario.

    • @MrPopoCoalti
      @MrPopoCoalti 9 лет назад +3

      +SeanTheGamer246 2
      Aren't you a little short for a thirteen year old?

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co 6 лет назад +1

      SeanTG246 listen I’m three years late but play earthbound
      Seriously play it and learn why Ness should be able to be beat up by everyone (JK I love Ness he’s my main)
      But really some of the stuff he goes up against is absurd plus his special skill PK Rockin gets more powerful the more emotions he has active which basically means in smash he’d be a ticking Nuke if he was allowed to use it

  • @SouthSun89
    @SouthSun89 10 лет назад +27

    "But Mario I don't want to go back in shed, Wario's eaten like 6 Chipotle burritos in there & I don't wanna be around when he's ready to blow".

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover 10 лет назад +9

      "Please unlock him! PLEASE!"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 8 лет назад +125

    HYUUUH, rupees

    • @MelanieWhitt
      @MelanieWhitt 8 лет назад

      +Hylian Fox Link cracks me up

    • @davidcooper2589
      @davidcooper2589 8 лет назад

      +Melanie Whitt ikr

    • @MelanieWhitt
      @MelanieWhitt 8 лет назад

      thanks for agreeing with me

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 лет назад +2

      I would love to see a whole Zelda II series with Link using this voice. Him trying to explain why there are two Zeldas would be amusing.

    • @MelanieWhitt
      @MelanieWhitt 8 лет назад +1

      me too

  • @azurneon
    @azurneon 4 года назад +23

    I don't know how Ness got through puberty this fast

  • @rsw0103
    @rsw0103 10 лет назад +18

    I can see it now. Dorkly making a Luigi Rage video and he gets knocked out by a shell at the very start.

  • @bloosfx0
    @bloosfx0 5 лет назад +11

    _"Your a secret character, we haven't unlocked you yet!"_
    Mario 2014

  • @GalaxyZeakwon
    @GalaxyZeakwon 9 лет назад +45

    *_Super Nice Bros._*_ XD_

  • @upliftdiscthegamer8626
    @upliftdiscthegamer8626 8 лет назад +14

    Mario:YOUR A SECRET CHARACTER. WE HAVENT UNLOCKED YOU YET!
    I'm dead XD

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon 10 лет назад +34

    YOU ARE A SECRET CHARACTER, YOU HAVENT BEEN UNLOCKED YET!

    • @XxAngiexXRPI
      @XxAngiexXRPI 10 лет назад +3

      I loved that part

    • @GamePlayer596
      @GamePlayer596 10 лет назад

      XxAngiexXRPI But.. Ness is a secret character too...

    • @XxAngiexXRPI
      @XxAngiexXRPI 10 лет назад

      GamePlayer596 true, so that was just a mistake on Dorkly's part. LOL

  • @Isatino
    @Isatino 10 лет назад +38

    How can you not find it satisfying to whack Jigglypuff with a home run bat?!

    • @JonathanMHurd23261
      @JonathanMHurd23261 10 лет назад

      Exactly. I just did this exact thing yesterday xD

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад

      jiggly is cool now man. have you not seen jiggly in competitive play?

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад

      *****
      i remember when it was one hit ko strong. its still strong now though

    • @Isatino
      @Isatino 10 лет назад +2

      I just hate Jigglypuff in general.

    • @theSato
      @theSato 10 лет назад +1

      iownalx23
      Competitive-ness and smackable-ness are two entirely different things, man. :D I love Jiggs, but smacking her and Kirby with bats is still satisfying.

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 8 лет назад +43

    "To beat up a 13 YEAR OLD CHILD" lol Nes' demonic voice.

  • @BlazetheCat130
    @BlazetheCat130 Год назад +2

    0:05. Eight years later and that part with Mario attacking Princess Peach still makes me laugh, lol!

  • @RanbuMotion
    @RanbuMotion 10 лет назад +17

    Peach forgot to add on that Mario brings fireballs to every sporting event. Soccer, basketball. Even goddamn table tennis.

    • @bloodysteel6429
      @bloodysteel6429 10 лет назад +1

      Thing is Mario is deep down, a nineties kid... so everything has to be EXTREME!

    • @dimentiorules
      @dimentiorules 10 лет назад

      BloodySteel64 But he was born in 1981!

    • @MrGamernova
      @MrGamernova 10 лет назад

      Mario, I always thought it was Peach arranging everything. Who do you think has a better chance of getting Bowser, Wario & DK to use there home/workplace as a play ground?

    • @bloodysteel6429
      @bloodysteel6429 10 лет назад

      dimentiorules That doesn't change who he is... in his heart!

    • @MrGamernova
      @MrGamernova 10 лет назад

      dimentiorules so he'd be 9 in 1990. Ergo, a kid in the Nineties.

  • @PlaystationGamerZX
    @PlaystationGamerZX Год назад +4

    "Oh since I got powers that makes it ok to beat up a thirteen year old"
    Mile Morales: First time? 🤣

  • @snarblewarbs6199
    @snarblewarbs6199 4 года назад +13

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that ness is in the pool with his clothes

    • @ninten1989
      @ninten1989 3 года назад +4

      to prevent what happened to him in Magicant (during the Japanese version of the game)

  • @Versitax
    @Versitax 5 лет назад +8

    “The first official Smash Bros. match can begin!”
    Then how is Ness unlocked and why is Peach there?

  • @JoesCoco
    @JoesCoco 10 лет назад +21

    So THAT'S why Link doesn't talk lol

  • @w0joshcbrln0w
    @w0joshcbrln0w 10 лет назад +35

    I'm pretty sure smash bros is supposed to be about a kid playing with his toys.

    • @creekandseminole
      @creekandseminole 10 лет назад +8

      Yeah that's what I got from the very first game on the N64. Pretty neat concept.

    • @JustinB6699
      @JustinB6699 10 лет назад +4

      Pretty much, from the opening of the first game

    • @megaburritozero
      @megaburritozero 10 лет назад +2

      Then they became trophies coming to life and kicking eachother's butt in a competition.

    • @havoren
      @havoren 10 лет назад

      creekandseminole I have every single Super Smash Bros game except for the one for the 3DS.
      GRRRRRR I WANT IT SO FUCKING BADLY!!!!

    • @havoren
      @havoren 10 лет назад

      ***** :(

  • @solo8324
    @solo8324 8 лет назад +68

    Ness, you fought people, including police. I can fight you and be fine.

    • @sebastiancartes9774
      @sebastiancartes9774 8 лет назад +13

      Dusk Myerva He beated the crap out of animals, punks, cops, etc... etc... etc... and everybody praised him for that lol

    • @obitchaman
      @obitchaman 8 лет назад +3

      *giygas influenced Animals, Punks, Plants, Cops, Etc

    • @sebastiancartes9774
      @sebastiancartes9774 8 лет назад +3

      Yoshi Bro thats true, but a cop called me fat :c

    • @obitchaman
      @obitchaman 8 лет назад +12

      Sebastián Cartes, Ness DEFINITELY lost weight from Melee to Smash 4, he laid off the donuts alright.

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co 6 лет назад +7

      Dusk Myerva my dude ness beat up literally some of the most absurd stuff in history I think he’d just annhilate everyone with one Rockin omega

  • @Superhayden44
    @Superhayden44 7 лет назад +21

    "Can't we do something nice together for once?..
    *Everyone looks at Link*
    "Uhh... I mean uh..., Hyah!.. Rupees!..
    😂😂

  • @KingPBJames
    @KingPBJames 10 лет назад +18

    Well, it IS the tournament to decide the number one martial artist under the heavens.
    Obviously that title cannot be settled with a simple game of rock-paper-scissors.
    Women have participated in the tournaments, in fact a previous tournament champion was even married to a competitor right on the arena.

    • @kekula69
      @kekula69 10 лет назад

      did that married couple ever have to fight each other?

    • @Renekin93
      @Renekin93 10 лет назад +5

      doom1killer123
      he described the scene of Dragon Ball in which Goku marries his wife Chi-Chi right on the arena.

    • @blueguygaming1330
      @blueguygaming1330 10 лет назад

      Lol nice DBZ reference

    • @kekula69
      @kekula69 10 лет назад

      Renekin Oh shit, right after he knocked chii chii off the arena with the kiai

    • @KingPBJames
      @KingPBJames 10 лет назад

      I see smash bros as Nintendo's tenkaichi budokai. Well, I also have Goku and Piccolo as C Falcon costumes, and that damn vegeta as wolf.
      But I only play dedede

  • @smilerpunk922
    @smilerpunk922 9 лет назад +168

    since sonic is in smash you should have done sonic at the end drowning.

  • @tipsybun
    @tipsybun 8 лет назад +16

    0:06 Up tilt in a shellnut

  • @NW0237
    @NW0237 6 лет назад +8

    At the beginning Mario said “everyone is here” did dorkly predict the future?

  • @sethheusted9021
    @sethheusted9021 5 лет назад +47

    Dang, he K.O’d Peach at 0% with an up tilt. Mario is broken in this game.

  • @bmag3663
    @bmag3663 4 года назад +11

    "All right, everyone's-a here!"
    *Little did he know...*

  • @onetwo
    @onetwo 10 лет назад +21

    This is genius. 8 and 16 bit mode should be an easter egg/cheat code in smash bros

    • @DanieleGiorgino
      @DanieleGiorgino 10 лет назад +4

      Just play Super Smash Bros on the 3DS

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo 10 лет назад +2

      DanieleGiorgino Still 3D... very... Meleeish 3D.

    • @AnimotionTheRock
      @AnimotionTheRock 10 лет назад +2

      check for super smash flash 2, it's great for a fan game

    • @penguin5557
      @penguin5557 10 лет назад +1

      Play mushroom kingdom showdown

    • @theSato
      @theSato 10 лет назад

      sebastien12364
      it really is a good Flash game - having dabbled in making Flash games myself a while back, I can tell you that making even a very basic Smash ripoff is incredibly hard - much less a polished one with netplay.

  • @TheGamersState
    @TheGamersState 2 года назад +1

    "Alright everyone's-a here"
    That aged better than the finest wine

  • @joeltehguy
    @joeltehguy 4 года назад +8

    "I'm a child"
    **sounds like an adult**

  • @brendenbyrne114
    @brendenbyrne114 6 лет назад +4

    1:08 You know shit gets real when the man that never speaks, speaks.

  • @taylorgang221000
    @taylorgang221000 8 лет назад +74

    Nes is a 13 year old who sounds like he's 35.

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:51
    Mario: Well, there’s a giant hand right and-
    Peach: DO NOT GO BLAMING THIS SHIT ON A GIANT HAND
    That just sounds so funny without context 😂

  • @TheMidnighttea
    @TheMidnighttea 10 лет назад +6

    1. Wouldn't Super Nice Brothers basically be Animal Crossing just with mascots?
    2. Holy shit Nintendo should make Animal Crossing just with mascots!

  • @topdog23100
    @topdog23100 7 лет назад +5

    "I'm a tiny child!" Says my boy Ness in the most adult voice

  • @TheIceCreamWizard
    @TheIceCreamWizard 6 лет назад +23

    “You’re a sec-a-ret character we haven’t unlocked you yet”
    And his voice is high
    And ness is here
    (Infinite staircase theme plays)
    This is not 64 since peach is here
    Link has less of his pants so he’s probably young link...
    AHA! it’s melee

    • @PinkGoldBeans6197
      @PinkGoldBeans6197 4 года назад +2

      But Mario said it was the first one.😕

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 года назад +1

      "Infinite staircase"?
      *Michaelbach flashback intensifies*

  • @rizaldwitantonoputra6935
    @rizaldwitantonoputra6935 3 года назад +1

    "I am a child"
    when he can crawl he can brawl
    - luigi

  • @thegamingfourstars8709
    @thegamingfourstars8709 8 лет назад +13

    "Super *Nice* Bros."

  • @zacharymarshall5267
    @zacharymarshall5267 10 лет назад +29

    The master hand is forcing them to fight, sort of like dark Kahn in mk vs dc

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 10 лет назад +7

      unless its the wii game then its like some other-other dimensional demon thing

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 10 лет назад +8

      ***** Tabuh was such a great twist. The mastermind was actually controlled by another mastermind. Man masterhand was pissed off. lol

    • @fuzzydude64
      @fuzzydude64 10 лет назад +1

      Yourson Isold If you hold the explanation of the hands from the first game like I do, suddenly a lot of things in later Smash Bros games make even more since. Including Taboo. I just can't ignore the first game in my headcanon.

    • @Ultimatelifeform2131
      @Ultimatelifeform2131 10 лет назад

      Yourson Isold Taboo was such a fun fight too .-.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 10 лет назад

      *****
      Yeah even if it's a little cryptic there was a story even before Brawl!
      Evan Halonen I know right? Way more challenging than Masterhand or Crazy Hand could ever be. Even Giga Bowser doesn't compare.

  • @RichardDong68
    @RichardDong68 8 лет назад +29

    Mario looks sooooooooooooooooo fat in da pool.

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 2 года назад +1

    Girl: *hits me*
    Girl: Haha, you won't hit me back cause I'm a girl.
    Me, a believer in gender equality: 0:06

  • @WhimsicalYokaiVideos
    @WhimsicalYokaiVideos 10 лет назад +35

    Smash bros takes place in a alternate universe dominated by a hand where trophies come to life. They are forced to fight because if they die they become trophies again.

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 10 лет назад

      that... was deep.

    • @SuperGuldo
      @SuperGuldo 10 лет назад

      *****
      its pretty dumb lol

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 10 лет назад +8

      i thought it was a childs fantasy? you know pretend?

    • @Kennerdy
      @Kennerdy 10 лет назад +4

      Sorta like the Hunger Games, in some ways...

    • @TheeHedgehog
      @TheeHedgehog 10 лет назад +3

      ***** That's one of the theorys on the smash bros universe.. A game thmumblemumblemumble..

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon 6 лет назад +8

    1:18 Little does Dorkly Know... ;)

  • @CoolEric258
    @CoolEric258 10 лет назад +29

    But Luigi's not secret anymore X3

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 10 лет назад +1

      It makes me mad for some reason

    • @Whistler112
      @Whistler112 10 лет назад +3

      First ever smash bros battle.
      Implying it's the first game.
      He was a secret character.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 10 лет назад +2

      Whistler112
      We know but not anymore, Peach wasnt in Smash Bros 64

    • @TooCooFoYou
      @TooCooFoYou 10 лет назад

      Jeremiah Hester Though she was suppose to originally.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 10 лет назад +1

      *****
      Yah but shes in Melee but not 64

  • @lifeform83
    @lifeform83 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Why are we even fighting"
    "Well... I kind of accidentally tripped yoshi. And now everyone is fighting."

  • @Andrewstar-yl6iq
    @Andrewstar-yl6iq 8 лет назад +25

    Wait this is the FIRST official match? Umm peach wasn't in first game and ness was unlock!

  • @CallMeMyron
    @CallMeMyron 3 года назад +6

    0:41 I never knew ness had a nose by looking sideways

  • @cicabeot1
    @cicabeot1 10 лет назад +9

    "I am a child!" WELL YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A CHILD SO YOU'RE FAIR GAME

  • @nintendo-relatedchannel5810
    @nintendo-relatedchannel5810 6 лет назад +1

    It's now my headcanon that every game's secret characters are waiting in a tool shed. Thanks, Dorkly.

  • @mestre12
    @mestre12 10 лет назад +664

    After melee, Luigi wsant a secret caracther.

    • @TheCinemaSimpelton
      @TheCinemaSimpelton 10 лет назад +124

      In Brawl, he was!

    • @havoren
      @havoren 10 лет назад +15

      Jake Cook He wasn't one of the originals, but you had to unlock him by playing The Substance Emissary storyline. I'm not sure if you can unlock him by battling other characters a shitload of times in the four player fights, but maybe that's a possibility as well.

    • @TheCinemaSimpelton
      @TheCinemaSimpelton 10 лет назад +15

      havoren You also have to beat Classic Mode without continuing or play 22 Vs. Matches!

    • @havoren
      @havoren 10 лет назад +9

      Jake Cook Cool so there's plenty of ways to unlock him. For me, I unlocked Luigi in Brawl the easy way I guess lol.

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo 10 лет назад +1

      Mario pointed out, this to be the first SSB here, so he still was :>

  • @jay-mii4926
    @jay-mii4926 9 лет назад +29

    I feel really bad for Luigu

  • @StrongArmElijah
    @StrongArmElijah 10 лет назад +223

    Needs more captain falcon and less ness

    • @StrongArmElijah
      @StrongArmElijah 10 лет назад +2

      Yes it is :) but not enough captain falcon

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 10 лет назад

      HYES!

    • @Randallroks
      @Randallroks 10 лет назад +18

      I like the little guy. And you should too.

    • @StrongArmElijah
      @StrongArmElijah 10 лет назад

      Captain Falcon I didn't say I didn't like him, if just choose you instead.......

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 10 лет назад

      StrongArm Elijah
      Show meeya moves!

  • @iamkabukii
    @iamkabukii 3 года назад +1

    "That makes it okay to BEAT UP A 13 YEAR OLD?!"
    **Ness saying it with a 40 year old man's voice**

  • @eight08life15
    @eight08life15 10 лет назад +10

    Wasn't Ness a secret character too? So how could he have been in the first Smash Bros. fight? lol

    • @megaburritozero
      @megaburritozero 10 лет назад

      Well Luigi was a HC, while Ness wasn't in Melee

    • @diesalot214
      @diesalot214 10 лет назад

      ***** Ness, Luigi, Puff, and Falcon were all Hidden Characters in SSB, and they all made a return in Melee. :p

    • @NintendoFan7141
      @NintendoFan7141 10 лет назад +1

      DudeWhoDiesALot i think what megaburritozero is trying to say is that in melee you start with ness and captain falcon. you have to unlock luigi and jigglypuff in melee

    • @megaburritozero
      @megaburritozero 10 лет назад

      MaverickHunterLuneth Thank you, Maverick :3

    • @ironmaidenjr.8471
      @ironmaidenjr.8471 10 лет назад

      He's like, the first guy you unlock.

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 5 лет назад +5

    0:57 yeah, okay Ms. Super Fortnite Bros.

  • @LeDarkness1
    @LeDarkness1 8 лет назад +15

    That's why Link doesn't speak in general XD

  • @spragthemotherseriesfan5813
    @spragthemotherseriesfan5813 2 года назад +1

    0:32 oh,so Ness is okay whit being assaulted by four police officers and the chief, but he's not okay by being punched by a weak ass italian

  • @VengefulV2018
    @VengefulV2018 3 года назад +2

    I like how peach wasnt even in the first game, apparently mario needed to tell her in his own violent way to stop getting kidnapped.