I don't want to watch someone eat noodles on twitch. Instead, I will watch This Egg talk about other people eating noodle on twitch on twitch playing as a naked baby who murders his mutated and unholy siblings in pursuit of matricide and eventual sublimation of the self via killing his unborn embryo. You know, like a _normal_ person.
Watching these videos and streams have helped me out so much. It's made me smile when I can't. It's made me feel something other then hate. Thanks northernlion you may never know this but you've helped me a lot.
To me, it's the other way around. Like, Tennessee is the birthplace of country music, and Kentucky is just the state that one fast food place is named after. Plus, I saw a water tower in Kentucky that said the town's name, followed by "y'all" in Comic fucking Sans, so that entire state doesn't sit well with me.
I'm pretty sure that NL has made more money playing London 2012 than most athletes at the actual London Olympics made being the best athlete in their country at their sport.
+Da mudkip umm I'm not supposed to sleep or my body will be sleeping while my mind is awake so I will hear and see everything and not be able to move and I live in salt lake city with alot of break ins near my apartment
uh as someone with sleep paralysis, you really still should sleep its impossible not to, uh im a little confused. like sleep paralysis doesn't hurt you at all. maybe mentally but i doubt it
let's be honest, the reason Chris Hardwick laughs so often is to make the subpar comedians look good. there's maybe 3-4 regulars who are decent on that show
Nick not understanding the concept of "forward" is mildly infuriating. Forward is the direction you are facing. I can't envision any possible way to not get that. It's mind blowing.
Egglord's little "It's not up either" rant doesn't make any sense either. It's always been "up", and it always will be. I'm with you that not getting what he means by "forward" is pretty baffling, but the Konami code doesn't start with "Forward Forward".
Um there is no such thing as a forward button on a D-pad. There is only Up Down Left and Right. And considering you are using a 2 dimensional controller to move in 3 dimensions, that's even more confusing.
Who is worried about tortilla chips in the fridge, i have had a bag that i opened and forgot about for like 6 months, eat the rest of it and it tasted the exact same as the first day and i never got sick. Don't be crazy putting them in the refrigerator, you just roll the top of the bag over and clip it/rubber band it/roll it ontop of itself.
For javelin, I am pretty sure it depends on how straight you point up with the left stick. On diving, the reason they keep all 6 scores is 1. because that is how you actually score diving 2. some dives are worth more than others.
Well call me an old timer but afterbirth is like the bread of the sandwich that is the NLSS. It starts off slow, but lays the foundation for allot of the videos jokes to be carried on by whoever joins in later on. That and for some god damn reason Ryan just loses all common thought when he plays Issac.
dude says he doesn't like salt & vinegar chips because he doesn't like chips that taste 9 years old, but his favorite is plain baked lay's, which tastes like an actual 9 year old chip
I actually installed Burnout Paradise for the first time recently because of that Giant Bombcast episode Josh was talking about. I never played a Burnout game prior to this and I think it's pretty fun so far.
I second this. Burnout 3 was the first game I got a 100% on, too: all the newspaper headlines in Crash, all the golds in every event, etc. not exactly a huge accomplishment now, but at 13 I was pretty proud. I miss the burnout series as a whole.
I want Josh to make a channel where he makes* the weather. *makes meaning 'takes the actual whether and creates reasons for why he would make it that way'. Texas is experiencing a heatwave? Josh is fucking pissed!
I really like Chris Hardwick. The Nerdist podcast is a lot of fun - or at least the ones I've listened to. On At Midnight, btw, they cut a lot. Sometimes when someone answers, the camera goes back to Chris and then back to the contestants, and they've magically gained points from 3 seconds before. Probably cut a lot of the bad answers to...
I got a bomb beggar yesterday and it was suicidal, I kept giving it bombs and it just gave me back bombs and after about 5-6 bombs it started spawning troll bombs and I kept knocking them away (about 4-5 times) and then I missed....
Caffeine didn't use to affect me, not because it had no affect, but because I used to take in so much caffeine through coffee and soft drinks, that when I had another cup, it just felt like normal, not better or worse, after a few months with just water, a cup of coffee, or a can of soda, jitters me up pretty well.
I am like this as well. It never used to do anything to me; probably because my blood stream was composed of nothing but caffeine. The withdrawal when I stopped drinking so much caffeine was absolute hell.
Coffee affects them, people just get used to the effect. The effect is still there. Street cred for coffee is not that far fetched, but honestly a little bit ridiculous.
People with higher metabolism poop more cause it goes through faster. I poop twice a day literally never changes no matter where I travel to or what I eat. Always in the AM and the PM, like before bed. Got to feel comfortable down there while you sleep.
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It is actually unreal
UNREAL
how enjoyable London is to watch.
IKR
It's actually impossible to enjoy it this much, yet I do
QTEs are so much fun to watch.
Is it ACTUALLY IMPOSSILBE how good it is ? :P
Is that a pun or something it sounds like theres a joke there that Im not getting, london 2012 is fun tho
I don't want to watch someone eat noodles on twitch.
Instead, I will watch This Egg talk about other people eating noodle on twitch on twitch playing as a naked baby who murders his mutated and unholy siblings in pursuit of matricide and eventual sublimation of the self via killing his unborn embryo.
You know, like a _normal_ person.
London 2012 starts at around 1:12:17 :D
Thanks
thank you kind sir
The second coming of Christ is here!
Lets be honest we all came for it
❤️
I want a Josh only NLSS, just him talking to himself for 3 hours.
JSSS?
+BeastlyBoys1920 no just Josh.
and NL uploads it on his channel
Thomas Walker JSSS would be Josh Smith Super Show, nobody EVER said ANYTHING about anybody else.
There's already one of those. It's on Josh's channel and it's called "When The NLSS Dies".
Baer crushed it. Phenomenal job by the American team.
Golden Kappa never forget.
Watching these videos and streams have helped me out so much. It's made me smile when I can't. It's made me feel something other then hate. Thanks northernlion you may never know this but you've helped me a lot.
Rewatching the entirety of august 2016 nlss because august was the best month for nlss of all of 2016
"It's like Kentucky's weird brother" is the best way I've heard Tennessee described ever.
Being from Tennessee I can confirm that that's all we are
Being Kentucky's weird brother is like being the weird brother of Kramer from sinefeld
+InWhichIDie That sounds pretty fuckin dope honestly. And I'm from Tennessee
To me, it's the other way around. Like, Tennessee is the birthplace of country music, and Kentucky is just the state that one fast food place is named after. Plus, I saw a water tower in Kentucky that said the town's name, followed by "y'all" in Comic fucking Sans, so that entire state doesn't sit well with me.
I'm pretty sure that NL has made more money playing London 2012 than most athletes at the actual London Olympics made being the best athlete in their country at their sport.
Dude, it's expensive to be that good. Most of them would be happy to break even I would imagine.
+Cameron Bailey watch out for testicular explosions
+Kaptin Communisim are they bees??
+RebelWinterwolf they can bee anything you want them to bee
That is so fuckin sad but true
That Chris Hardwick bit is one of my favorite NLSS tangents.
2 hours of London 2012. Thank you Daddy!
Wtf why is this posted at 9 pm and not 3 am? How am I gonna stay up all night to avoid sleep paralysis?
Wake up at 9
+Da mudkip umm I'm not supposed to sleep or my body will be sleeping while my mind is awake so I will hear and see everything and not be able to move and I live in salt lake city with alot of break ins near my apartment
uh as someone with sleep paralysis, you really still should sleep its impossible not to, uh im a little confused. like sleep paralysis doesn't hurt you at all. maybe mentally but i doubt it
+Baron Von Veon yeah I'll let someone rob me a night I sleep during the day work nights while my roommate is home
alex thompson well that sucks man, goodluck with staying awake
where dan
practicing, I hope
hail kenya
*insert clip of Allen Iverson talking about practice*
nice
he's banging kate
let's be honest, the reason Chris Hardwick laughs so often is to make the subpar comedians look good. there's maybe 3-4 regulars who are decent on that show
Nick not understanding the concept of "forward" is mildly infuriating. Forward is the direction you are facing. I can't envision any possible way to not get that. It's mind blowing.
Egglord's little "It's not up either" rant doesn't make any sense either. It's always been "up", and it always will be. I'm with you that not getting what he means by "forward" is pretty baffling, but the Konami code doesn't start with "Forward Forward".
Um there is no such thing as a forward button on a D-pad. There is only Up Down Left and Right. And considering you are using a 2 dimensional controller to move in 3 dimensions, that's even more confusing.
NL is a tonedef leppard
nyuk nyuk
I actually tried reading that word backwards because I didn't get it at first.
points!
Who is worried about tortilla chips in the fridge, i have had a bag that i opened and forgot about for like 6 months, eat the rest of it and it tasted the exact same as the first day and i never got sick. Don't be crazy putting them in the refrigerator, you just roll the top of the bag over and clip it/rubber band it/roll it ontop of itself.
Josh had a good idea. you guys should play "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes" again. that was some good shit right there.
Man Austin is the greatest sandbag ever known
For javelin, I am pretty sure it depends on how straight you point up with the left stick. On diving, the reason they keep all 6 scores is 1. because that is how you actually score diving 2. some dives are worth more than others.
How is mashing buttons so interesting and enjoyable that I would watch so much of it
Will they ever solve the mystery of men's javelin throwing?
"Shop man's afraid to leave his shop" sick fuckin "Hey Arnold" reference.
I can't believe Austin referenced the time Jon wouldn't tell Arin the controls when they were playing Guts. That was so out of nowhere, I loved it.
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The Midwest, it's got some f*****g girth!
---JSmithOTI, 2016
I fucking love when NL talks about hockey.
As a high school triple jumper, I can say that actual triple jumps seems easier than this
Cant believe you had the Golden Kappa in chat wow thats awesome 50:30
am i the only one watching this waiting for no man's sky to finally unlock on steam?
Eyal R this comment is fuckin gold a month later
even better a year later
So much better a year and a half later
Even better two years later
@@trulythedude even even better 3 years later
I hate when I see these In my sub box and I get super excited because I listen to these at night but then I realize that I watched it live :(
1:44:42
"Bouncing for Glory".
Best line I've heard from this game! XD lmao!
that thumbnail though. looks like NL isn't stuck in the 80's memes and is now accepting the accepted memes of the current times
I want the 25 meter rapid fire pistol gold medalist to talk about how it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
Don't know if you'll read this but there's a lot of Vancouver 2010 game copies in Poland if you're interested ;)
Burnout 3 take down was a massive part of my childhood. Absolutely fucking incredible.
The whole confusion over "forward" comes from the fact that Nick plays fighting games, where forward is always to the side.
2:23:20 When that booty knocks the pole a la Louis Armstrong
2:58:10 Actually the best part of the stream
it's ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE that an NLSS was uploaded this early
Actually Impossible!
Im gonna reach out and grab ya. (>^3^)>
nuuuuuuuuh ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ
That is bad kitties!
Abra kadabra bro
London 2012 is the best game for streaming... ever.
Let the booty hit the ... POOOOOOOLE!
"on 3 everybody give their favourite chip flavour...
3... 2... 1..."
You guys were talking about Patterson Jenkees being a youtuber. Ronald Jenkees is a youtuber that makes some dope ass beats
I Googled "23rd widest state" and the first result was "To answer NL's question from the NLSS"
Thanks for another upload egg
no claw is when you put your ring and middle fingers on the right bumpers and put your index to press the buttons and you use your thumb for LS
dude this docket sounds soooooo good!
No, Afterbirth is in there, tainting the perfection of London 2012.
Well call me an old timer but afterbirth is like the bread of the sandwich that is the NLSS. It starts off slow, but lays the foundation for allot of the videos jokes to be carried on by whoever joins in later on. That and for some god damn reason Ryan just loses all common thought when he plays Issac.
Wyatt Smith Afterbrith is great, but let's face it. It doesn't even come close to rivaling how great London 2012 is.
That's true, I'm just saying Issac to me is how I like to see the NLSS start off as. I guess I'm just to use to normality.
dude says he doesn't like salt & vinegar chips because he doesn't like chips that taste 9 years old, but his favorite is plain baked lay's, which tastes like an actual 9 year old chip
4:55 I lost my shit at the reading rainbow interruption
IanMania, No one man should have all that power.
thanks Baer!
I ate at least 6 hard-boiled eggs today.
i keep replaying 1:48:39 and im crying with laughter
2:23:21 TOO HOLY SHTI
I love this new character where NL says points a lot. It can really go somewhere.
Anyone else ever have all dressed ruffles? So good mates.
I actually installed Burnout Paradise for the first time recently because of that Giant Bombcast episode Josh was talking about. I never played a Burnout game prior to this and I think it's pretty fun so far.
IT ONLY TAKES ONE THROW
Burnout 3 is my favourite game from childhood, I wish could double like this vid
I second this. Burnout 3 was the first game I got a 100% on, too: all the newspaper headlines in Crash, all the golds in every event, etc. not exactly a huge accomplishment now, but at 13 I was pretty proud. I miss the burnout series as a whole.
Goomagoogoo One thing I loved about the game was Crash FM, best radio station ever. Loved the host too.
I need more Josh in my life.
the art on the image for diving kind of looks like a roast chicken
I just checked youtube for an NLSS.. NL is psychic.
I want Josh to make a channel where he makes* the weather.
*makes meaning 'takes the actual whether and creates reasons for why he would make it that way'. Texas is experiencing a heatwave? Josh is fucking pissed!
So many memes were made in this stream, particularly 'when that booty knocks the pole'
50:17 I love hearing him lose his shit.
Baer did great this time.
TuskenGarlicChickenRaider is the actual living meme and i think he actually doesn't know it :')
I like how the NLSS has been reduced to animal noises.
and poop talk. don't forget poop talk.
Did Austin make a classic Game Grumps reference holy shit
Could you do a segment on your stream where you play ping pong and volleyball with just nick?
Burnout three takedown? Actually the greatest game ever.
i was going to freak out if he didnt go to that first item room
POINTS!!! Fuking hilarious nl is on fire
That 400m was fucking insane.
Holy shit 2 hours of "press A" minigames, (can't wake up).
wake me up inside
CAN'T WAKE UP
S A V E M E
I know! Isn't it great?
SAVE MEEEEE!
How do you expect me to finish this at 11:00 PM????????
wasn't twitch originally just stream whatever you want or am I remembering wrong
That's JTV/Justin.tv
Twitch is the branch made for videogames
+mailmanownz yeah you're right I remember that now I haven't been there in forever
+mailmanownz yeah and then the whole part of Justin.tv going bankrupt or something like that.
If you like Eggs, you'll love this !
Holy shit he actually got the capital of Kentucky right.
Irish red.. in the sun.. good times.
the egg has an unfair advantage when diving
I really like Chris Hardwick. The Nerdist podcast is a lot of fun - or at least the ones I've listened to. On At Midnight, btw, they cut a lot. Sometimes when someone answers, the camera goes back to Chris and then back to the contestants, and they've magically gained points from 3 seconds before. Probably cut a lot of the bad answers to...
I got a bomb beggar yesterday and it was suicidal, I kept giving it bombs and it just gave me back bombs and after about 5-6 bombs it started spawning troll bombs and I kept knocking them away (about 4-5 times) and then I missed....
Caffeine didn't use to affect me, not because it had no affect, but because I used to take in so much caffeine through coffee and soft drinks, that when I had another cup, it just felt like normal, not better or worse, after a few months with just water, a cup of coffee, or a can of soda, jitters me up pretty well.
I am like this as well. It never used to do anything to me; probably because my blood stream was composed of nothing but caffeine. The withdrawal when I stopped drinking so much caffeine was absolute hell.
Tara I got super mean when I stopped lol, didn't even really realize till someone pointed it out.
"HAHAHA, POINTS!!!"
30 min in and these guys are just talking about their pooping experiences.
Good Job
And after ~10 min of actual crap content they pretend to justify the conversation. Is this what happens when Nick and Josh try to drive a bus?
Hey Ryan, I'm looking to replace my daily driver. That Fiesta still serving you well?
NL, chris sometimes doesn't award points, it just gets edited out
Coffee affects them, people just get used to the effect. The effect is still there. Street cred for coffee is not that far fetched, but honestly a little bit ridiculous.
2:07:47 listen up boys, learn to please the ladies ;)
Freaking Nick just constantly blocking NL while coasting in Kieren instead of trying to contest Austin and just giving him a free win.
I poop too often thanks to ulcerative colitis, and I really appreciate NL actually acknowledging that this condition is a thing.
People with higher metabolism poop more cause it goes through faster. I poop twice a day literally never changes no matter where I travel to or what I eat. Always in the AM and the PM, like before bed. Got to feel comfortable down there while you sleep.
Do you dislike Zack Scott, NL?
Shittalked, get walked - words to live by.
NOOO I missed the golden Kappa!!!!
the jontron reference was good.
Ryan, What was it like teaching in South Korea?