When Karl says he wished he had a job where he was needed, I don't think he realises how us fans need to listen to him talking utter bollocks with Ricky and Steve on a near daily basis.
Amazing, I haven’t heard the one about time and the one without Steve when they are discussing slugs. It’s so weird having listened to the xfm shows, the podcasts, the “guides to” on repeat for 7 years and then to hear them say different words. My brain doesn’t compute 😂. Thank you!!!
Karl’s reinvention of time and the calendar has to be my all time favorite segment. I love hearing Steve laughing and saying “pointless!” Laughter is seriously the best medicine and we’re forever indebted to Mr. K Dilkington!
I think perhaps another example that not everything Karl does/says is genuine. There’s no way that Karl could calculate that a 10-year prison sentence would turn into an 18-year prison sentence, under his new time system. Someone else has obviously had some input into that, to some degree.
The part about getting up at midnight is something I’ve never heard before. I’ve been re-listening to The Ricky Gervais Show for years, I can’t believe I’m hearing new content! Thanks!
Literally!! I've had these podcasts on repeat for a little while now playing in my van as I'm driving about and there's so much here that I'm hearing for the first time
18:23 - This is one of my favourite moments of Karl Pilkington's podcast days. I was surprised Ricky did not create more of a ruckus revolving around that gold mine. "The bid lin, the lid bin, the BIN LID, yep." >.
The funny thing is, when Karl is talking about how some film makers came to him for ideas, and he pitched the half a brain story about the girlfriend’s husband who gets in a wreck, and they put half his brain in her head, and now both of them are in her body, that story was actually used in Black Mirror. So, who’s laughing now Rikky? Lol. Obviously they improved it, and made it make sense, but it’s 100% Karl’s idea.
I was certain that I had heard pretty much all the available RSK stuff but the first part about time was new to me I think. Maybe I have heard it and just wiped it from my mind.
Karl makes the argument early here the more you use something the better it gets. Yet in another time the ppl on tv shows that are brilliant and have read too much all wear glasses. Because they’ve used their eyes too much and wore them out. He’s a brilliant walking contradiction of hilarity and perfection. He makes idiotic brilliant statements that contradict himself one breath to the next. ❤😂
“Steve and I are big shots”!! lol Ummm… extras and brit office were brutal so if it weren’t for Karl… I’ll leave it there. Thank you Karl for being you mate. Idiot abroad is literally my fave show of all time and another notch in your belt that put Ricky and Steve on the map. You did that for them mate… YOU DID !! 💞
Ok I’ll give Ricky props for Derrick … it was amazing but again Karl as the maintenance man was brilliant… but yes Ricky, you should get massive props for it. As a nurse, I was deeply impressed
I can't believe I've never heard the first 7 minutes of this before😲 I just wish that, just for once Karl would understand something, anything will do. He thinks you can make your life longer by changing a calendar. He is so thick, it's painful! 🤦♂️
@@lima1536 You don't understand. It's not humour. Karl was hardly ever deliberately funny. It's Ricky and Steve's reaction that makes it funny. You make the same mistake as a lot of people. Karl isn't a commedian🤷🏼♂️
@@tyroon81 you’re absolutely insufferable. When you learn and grow more, you will see that Karl is correct (or close to correct) about 80% of the time. You’re stunted intellectually. You need ideas wrapped up in perfect grammar to understand. Tell your mum I said she raised an absolute embarrassment. Can’t believe you came in here trying to be all high and mighty. Clown.
I love that Karl thinks being "as evolved as us" means being LIKE humans, or LOOKING like humans lol. He is too thick to understand that it actually means it's as successful at adapting to and surviving it's environment as humans are to ours. He just thinks the closer something is to looking like a human, the more evolved it is, so a slug is less than a dog, and a dog is less than a monkey 😂 What a mong.
He thinks in a different and unfamiliar way than many people are familiar with. Calling someone unkind names doesn’t increase our intelligence. Choose kindness
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When Karl says he wished he had a job where he was needed, I don't think he realises how us fans need to listen to him talking utter bollocks with Ricky and Steve on a near daily basis.
I think Ricky once said it him about terminally ill people listening to it and Karl compared it to junk mail 😂
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@@dominicdennis320 how very Asperger's of him.
@@dominicdennis320 lmaooo 😂
Omg I haven't heard this before! YEEEEESSSS!
Gunna kick me own height with joy!
Ha!
Be careful that can cause damage to some people and if you land on your head it could resemble an orange.
Couldn't believe me luck.
See
Don't forget to put your leg down!
Amazing, I haven’t heard the one about time and the one without Steve when they are discussing slugs. It’s so weird having listened to the xfm shows, the podcasts, the “guides to” on repeat for 7 years and then to hear them say different words. My brain doesn’t compute 😂. Thank you!!!
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Me 2. I've heard it all over the last 10 years. Amazed I've never heard the one about time.
18:22 time stamp for the Bid Lin.. Lid Bin.. Bin Lid incident, still gold.
You guys are the only ones who know how much these shows and bits can improve your mood. Damn I needed my spirit lifted.
Add you Yusuf’sh
Yup as I v have very FG v v
Karl’s reinvention of time and the calendar has to be my all time favorite segment. I love hearing Steve laughing and saying “pointless!”
Laughter is seriously the best medicine and we’re forever indebted to Mr. K Dilkington!
I think perhaps another example that not everything Karl does/says is genuine. There’s no way that Karl could calculate that a 10-year prison sentence would turn into an 18-year prison sentence, under his new time system. Someone else has obviously had some input into that, to some degree.
Mr.K.Dilkington. 🤣
I was in tears at that part!🤣🤣🤣
Why?! Don’t bother just leave it as it is!
Steve getting annoyed with Karl makes me cackle every time.
karl's calendar is magic
“The Bid Lin, The Lid Bin, The Bin Lid”
Do you want a fried flug, a slug, do you want a fried f-slug?" 1:12:35
The part about getting up at midnight is something I’ve never heard before. I’ve been re-listening to The Ricky Gervais Show for years, I can’t believe I’m hearing new content! Thanks!
Literally!! I've had these podcasts on repeat for a little while now playing in my van as I'm driving about and there's so much here that I'm hearing for the first time
I heard there was another thing he could eat at night but not in the day
"...by 2020, germs will be so big that we will be able to see them in the air." 52:40
-Karl Dilkington
@petah You are wrong. Karl said it and it happened! These are the facts!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!
21:30 😂😂😂 Steve is hilarious
Forget what Steve is. Where have you been for 3 days!? 😳
I can listen to Karl all day 👦🤔😚😂
Pilkiprozac....Thank You.
24:15 "what would you like god to say to you? Steve: "Alright?"
The best thing to this day is hearing Stephen is speaking from Karl's wild diary with an insane idea and Karl says, "good point innit?"
18:23 - This is one of my favourite moments of Karl Pilkington's podcast days. I was surprised Ricky did not create more of a ruckus revolving around that gold mine. "The bid lin, the lid bin, the BIN LID, yep." >.
Classic bit!!
The should of asked him about..
Bad Linen..
Lin Baden..
Bin Laden..🤣
Agreed, this had me rolling. Pure gold.
Susan hit the nail on the head there didn’t she “why do you always take the nice things out of life?” 😂
The time skit literally made me cry with laughter whilst Steve was to ,so stupid so brilliant
It’s 2024 and it’s still just bangers
Wheres the first 7 minutes from?? I thought id heard every word from them a thousand times, but this is new to me
You can’t please everyone all the time… so let’s change the time - Karl Pilkington
I've never laughed so hard.
52:04 This is the best.
I laugh so much listening to you ☺️
"That's not science that's Pac-Man."
Awh bless him id love to have him as my dream dinner guests 🎉😂😂😂
52:50. Karl low key predicted covid
Amazing really
Omg I can’t believe I haven’t heard some of this
The funny thing is, when Karl is talking about how some film makers came to him for ideas, and he pitched the half a brain story about the girlfriend’s husband who gets in a wreck, and they put half his brain in her head, and now both of them are in her body, that story was actually used in Black Mirror. So, who’s laughing now Rikky? Lol. Obviously they improved it, and made it make sense, but it’s 100% Karl’s idea.
I was certain that I had heard pretty much all the available RSK stuff but the first part about time was new to me I think. Maybe I have heard it and just wiped it from my mind.
If your on a 12 hour shift pattern four on four off towards the winter period you wake in the dark for work and finish in the dark lol
Steve is basically just giggling for the first 8 minutes 😂
Yeah, Steve is like that kid that sit in the back of the schoolroom and doesn't want to learn anything from Dilkington
Different loudness between segments, not good
Karl, you are loved mate
Everyone's a milk man 😂
Wasn’t expecting heaven to be like national service. God right pop your clothes in this bin bag.
1:12:36 d'ya want a fried flug? Slug? A fried slug?
Karl makes the argument early here the more you use something the better it gets. Yet in another time the ppl on tv shows that are brilliant and have read too much all wear glasses. Because they’ve used their eyes too much and wore them out. He’s a brilliant walking contradiction of hilarity and perfection. He makes idiotic brilliant statements that contradict himself one breath to the next. ❤😂
Karl is the best 😂
I laugh myself haha 😢
Where is the “revising time” part from??
Sort of That typist.
Maybe the plant took revenge for not being watered enough
Your so funny 😂
Karlology will eventually be an official uni degree u can major in, if it isn't already?
Advertising products for this, deffo dicky at his work
8:00 … turn your ear buds down!!!!! If your in bed almost asleep, trust me. It’s not Ricky’s laugh, it’s just a new volume after Karl’s diary
'Thats what they do now'
What is? 😂
Where did the first conversation about time come from
I think the time shorting is good lol
A week is one day.
The sun comes up on Monday and goes down on Sunday.
Karl sets a new record for Karlisms.
I dont think Karl understands what time even is at this point.
I’m Gervais and I can Swear…ooooh
Woow... I actually haven't heard this one
Your ace Karl
Damn no wonder evolution is called a “theory” because it makes no sense. Gervais sounds like a 4 year old explaining his drawing
Black Mirror
THANK YOU I was waiting for someone to say this!!!!!!!!!
Holy fuck. 2022 scientists discovered a bacteria that strings together Enough to be visible with the human eye
funny thing is karls film idea is the episode be right back on black mirror.
You never heard of audio levels, mate?
Thank you!!!! Brutal
He’s Manchester I’m Burnley I get 😂
“Steve and I are big shots”!! lol
Ummm… extras and brit office were brutal so if it weren’t for Karl… I’ll leave it there. Thank you Karl for being you mate. Idiot abroad is literally my fave show of all time and another notch in your belt that put Ricky and Steve on the map. You did that for them mate… YOU DID !! 💞
Ok I’ll give Ricky props for Derrick … it was amazing but again Karl as the maintenance man was brilliant… but yes Ricky, you should get massive props for it. As a nurse, I was deeply impressed
Imagine sitting karl in front of Elon musk and having him say all his ideas and theories to him, maybe he'd make sense of them 🤣
I can't believe I've never heard the first 7 minutes of this before😲
I just wish that, just for once Karl would understand something, anything will do.
He thinks you can make your life longer by changing a calendar.
He is so thick, it's painful! 🤦♂️
hahahaha you think you’re more intelligent than him
@@lima1536
Hahahaha.
Yes I do!
And so are 99.9999999% of the rest of the population!
But that does leave a few though🤔🤨🤣
@@tyroon81 it's okay to have difficulty understanding humour, a lot of people struggle!
@@lima1536
You don't understand.
It's not humour.
Karl was hardly ever deliberately funny.
It's Ricky and Steve's reaction that makes it funny.
You make the same mistake as a lot of people.
Karl isn't a commedian🤷🏼♂️
@@tyroon81 you’re absolutely insufferable.
When you learn and grow more, you will see that Karl is correct (or close to correct) about 80% of the time.
You’re stunted intellectually. You need ideas wrapped up in perfect grammar to understand.
Tell your mum I said she raised an absolute embarrassment. Can’t believe you came in here trying to be all high and mighty. Clown.
are you allowed to sell xfm merch?
Play a record
I honestly think your brain is smarter
Cheers 🍻 x.x.x.x sorry for the losers. Just chilladidas₩££₩£₩.
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the first 10 or so minutes have to be some of the dumbest nonsense I have ever heard in my life. top tier Karl idiocy
I wish Karl had Elon Musk's money
yeah, if Karl would have Elon's power, then we would already have monkeys living on Mars!
Sound annoying, still funny Content but quiet, loud, quiet. Pain in the ass
Gervais spoils the show always moaning
yeah, gervais just don't wanna learn. And I think he got asthma, he can barely breath
Gervais laugh is fake..or he eats a kob at night
Eats a “kob”?? That’s a new one
@@Proudcanadian1969 one kob, many kobblers?
I love that Karl thinks being "as evolved as us" means being LIKE humans, or LOOKING like humans lol. He is too thick to understand that it actually means it's as successful at adapting to and surviving it's environment as humans are to ours. He just thinks the closer something is to looking like a human, the more evolved it is, so a slug is less than a dog, and a dog is less than a monkey 😂
What a mong.
Wow, having a pint with you must be a dream.
@@paulcunnane4 Ah yes... because random YT comments are all one needs to sum up anyone entirely these days, isn't it?
Muppet.
He thinks in a different and unfamiliar way than many people are familiar with. Calling someone unkind names doesn’t increase our intelligence. Choose kindness
Hate it, too many cuts and volume changes
Volume is all over the place 👎🏻
How do you get away with selling bootleg merch?