The GLITCH Awards were crazy
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- Asmongold Reacts to: Glitch of the Year 2024 - The Real Game Awards
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I have to admit, i am now sold to the concept of muppets hosting a game awards, and having ABSOLUTELY no quarter with what they say about the games.
Couldn't agree more
Man, I wish I was a PS5 exclusive
Why would you want to be a PS5 exclusive
Because then I wouldn't be here
DO-HOHOHOHOHOHO
Tbh
@@bjornsteelside
"Y'know,.."
-"What?"
"This is the only time I wanted to see a 'Game Over' screen"
-"Yeah, that would mean this would finally be over"
'"DO-HOHOHOHOHOHO"
Hahahaha
Ai has gotten so good
This is actually better than the real show, and sounds less scripted
😅😅😅😅
this is the kind of ai we want , ai that can create something you want and is actually usefull like to change your voice or something , not to fake more framerates
Fake frames = bad. Fake audio and video that can make people think fake stuff is real = good....interesting@@reza7531
I would unironically watch this lol
@@reza7531
Hahaha! The smeary mess on games with DLSS. Like smearing oil over the screen.
"Is this real?"
Real as it gets.
I mean, these are real games
I literally kept asking myself that question lmfao
this is not real, this it the truth
Always has been
Bethesda easy win that award. 🤣🤣🤣
The reason we don't have the next elder scrolls is because the fans have made Skyrim so good they know they would fall short.
Not wrong.
Also Elderscroll 6 will be woke garbage
@@yous2244 if it comes out soon yes, but if it still takes another 3years it might be delayed more to remove it, but still be trash till modders mod the hell out of it, heck even if its woke as hell modders would remove it all anyways.
The real reason is live-services generate more revenue than single-release games, and the ultimate live-service is a subscription fee MMO, which is what happened. All the effort that could've been spent on TES, was spent on the MMO. If it was hyper succesful like WoW, you would've never seen another TES game ever again, just like you've never seen another WarCraft RTS game since WoW.
So true. I've lost hope and will be waiting for reviews until I decide to pirate or not. Fuck Bethesda for doing this to fans. Could've easily spent all the time and effort wasted on Starfield into R&D for a new engine and built TESVI on that. But they chose to fuck over fans and prioritize mediocre outdated games instead, karma will come.
Finally, the *REAL* game awards
You mean the "Glitch" awards, bethesda had won 4 times already.
My favorite games are my game awards.. cause.. people outside of my home are unreliable narrators lol
"please join me in the parking lot to congratulate Space Marine 2."
I'll be there Sven, I'll fucking be there.
let's hope the studio will not succumb to the forbidden siren
@brotheralaric7177 could you elaborate, what is forbidden siren?
Yup, that last part was hilarious and sad at the same time because Space Marine 2 was robbed.
"You eat shit for breakfast?"
Destroyed me.
It's a joke in Happy Gilmore.
Edit: I did not say it's the source of the joke, just said that it exists in this media.
@Lem_On_Lime it's waay older than that..
@@darianstarfrog Ok what's the older source? Too many people try to correct someone without giving the correct information.
@@aSockMonsteR757I don’t know if they’re saying it’s from something specific, or that a joke like that has been around for a long time.
The joke is probably old but it's from happy Gilmore.
Puppet comes out and says what we were all thinking lol
Can't cancel a puppet or a cartoon.
I am ashamed to know that was Statler.
@@VanWingerno shame.
you are a keep of the ancient knowledge - stories from the before time... before the webs before the tubes.
You must tell the GenZ gooners what the references mean, for they are lost in a sea of things they can reference, but don't understand.
Like a dictionary with no definitions, they have the words, but none of the substance.
"If this was the first game my parents gave me. I think I would have been a productive part of society..." MAN! That one killed me. LOL.
Scared straight.
For real I cant imagine any kid growing up nostalgic for this mid tier era of gaming.
My first game was Sonic on the sega, my first on the wii was wii sports, and my first on the ps3 was black ops 2. First on pc was tf2. These games set standards so high that I'm just disappointed in a lot of other games like every Star Wars game.
I saw a funny idea about sw outlaws a while back. Basically, the main character isn't an outlaw at all. She's the kid of the local imperial governor, is in a rebellious phase, and all of the imperials are under orders to humor her.
That would unironically make Jabba the Hut's behaviour fucking legit. Who else but a governor cluld pay that sleazy scumbag enough to "save'' her?!
Fans making better stories than developers who are paid for ideas and stories.
@@nightgodd7865bc fans don’t have agendas usually lol
Ok, that's cannon now.
I nearly cried tears at the Star Wars Outlaws part with the Storm Troopers
This video made me realize how much I miss machinima, sanity not included etc.. ah, the glory days of RUclips
the murder grass!!!!
But the stealth gameplay is exactly like every single other game released since 1990 though.
@@beardedlonewolf7695 SW Outlaws stealth is nowhere near Dishonored, Hitman, Thief: The Dark Project or Splinter Cell. You really need to lay off the Galaxy Gas.
@@beardedlonewolf7695 Even Skyrim has better stealth mechanics, and it's infamous for "it must have been the wind".
Jokes aside can we normalise releasing polished and bug tested/fixed games pls
once people stop buying barely-functioning games
Nice joke man. Gave me a chuckle.
As soon as people learn to automatically refund a game if there are glitches in the first hour
That's literally impossible
No
The man is doing gods work, bringing real issues with gaming to light with comedy. God bless him man
Can't god like make video games good by... "Removing" those toxic people that ruin story's
@@depressedutchman God does do that, through natural selection man, just takes time! 😂
0:00 “The glitch awar- the glitch of the year 2024”
one second in the roachman glitched out, true to his word
The greatest and most important purpose for AI will forever be shitposting
YEARS ago, long before 9/11, my Dad used to play a flight simulator game on PC that was based out of Chicago. He could figure out taxi, takeoff and landing, all at O’Hare. He just didn’t know what he was supposed to do other than that. So one day, he took off, aimed straight at the Willis Tower (then known as the Sears Tower) and crashed straight into it. It was so fucking funny to my 8, 9, or 10 year old self back in the mid 90s. Yes, I know I’m old, stfu.
awesome
Did you play LHX attack chopper after that? Because l did.
Wondering if he played Chuck Yeager's Flight Sim. That was gold back in the day
This is going to surpass the actual awards lol
Kinda low bar if we are being fair
White myth wukong might have won
No I'm sure cope myth wukong would have had an even better chance
I think Trans Myth Wukong would have clenched the award.
@@Jonkin715 i think the best chance to win would have been for not clunky not terrible game design wukong 😮
@@Jonkin715 Tucking away the award more like it
The virgin Black Myth Wukong
The Chad White Fact Vegeta
That flute player is the most entertaining flute player there is!!!!!!! Dude embraces his love and passion and always steals the show.
FR that guy was feeling it while playing. Every time the camera changed and went back the guy was playing another damn different flute! It was like Flute DLC!
@MandalorianMCOC man was teasing the expansion pack 😅🤣🤣
Glitch please
Glitcha please
Glitchgachad please
What a glitch
@@AstralLaVista Glitch lord
HA!
A statue needs to be build for wherever made this.
Look at 2004 Game Award vs 2024.
Thank you Revy, very cool!
Those puppets and Swen Vincke are based 😂.
Swen definitely, but the puppets claim Dragon Age Inquisition deserved the 2014 award, so lost a lot of points for that.
We got the Glitch awards, Asmon definitely has to bring us the Game Shame awards this year.
He needs to react to fleekazoid game award
As a 43 year old who still plays games I feel this.
55 still playing
I’m 40 and I remember when games were complete and finished on the disc.
@@davidlandrum ahhh,the good old days
Me too... 51, still a gamer. 👍
@@Kostanovi Can you name a few?
snoop was actually awake
pretty good
4:11 They had to die, they said too much
Stapler and Waldorf putting ppl on blast since 1970
The original OGs
I think watching the Muppets when I was a kid and seeing them all the time really molded my humor.
They were the only good thing about the game awards 😂
9:58 "If you fly it into the Twin Towers and the towers didn't collapse what would that mean ?..." NAGARJUNA CEMENT
"Doink!"
Deep cuts
That snoop song sounds like something from Rick and Morty 😂
Get Swifty
4:33 "F* The Shareholders"
YES! Exactly this!
People keep saying game publishers are doing whatever they think will make the most money, but that is NOT the case. "The Shareholders" are only promoting DEI/ESG, Shareholders want to forcefully manipulate the gaming industry even if it is to their own detriment.
Damn, The Muppets haven't been that savage in over 20 years.
I remember that time that snoop dog did a parody cover of Dead Prez's song Hip Hop but changed it from Hip Hop to White Folks
Did he really?
@@I-HAVE-A-BOMB bro finish watching the video lmao
Lmfaooooo Todd looks like he just got out of his coffin
For all we know, he probably did.
Noone can ruin Star Wars more than Disney!
Ubisoft: Hold my lightsaber.
"the murder grass" LMFAO
11:07 _”That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen…”_
Peak comedy with only honesty...
Hello, game dev student here, 99% of us are self taught and the community GATEKEEP THE FUCK out of everything. It’s a “im a new replacement and I have too manage my danger level with the guy training me-who I would be replacing” situation.
The only good thing about Star Wars Outlaws are the videos mocking how bad it is. Always a good laugh.
Surprisingly, adding Muppets did improve things dramatically.
The Star Wars voice over was actually so good. I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
There used to be a company named Ubisoft that made splinter cell chaos theory and now there is one with the same name that made star wars outlaws.
4:13 can’t believe the snipers finally took out the puppeteers
Star Wars outlaws is giving Skyrim’s stealth system a run for their money 😂
Stelf
This is like The Onion coming out with an article that later actually happens lol.
Most hilarious part about this is when Asmon says he's gonna have to try MS FS to fly a plane into the WTC. Bruh you would quit the game before you even figured out how to taxi the runway
Absolute Cinema 🗿
It's almost like his tribute to Star Wars outlaw was tailor made for Asmon.😂
The snoop jingle was so bad I actually had to watch the ad to recover lmao😂
The fact that Suicide Squad was forgotten by the Glitch Awards is the biggest joke
The way this messed with my brain until snoopdog started singing
My brain is doing cartwheels the first 5min 😂
13:46 Thats real, it was in the movie in 80's .. stormtrooper hitting door with their head .. this is just upgraded version.
IM GOING INTO THE MURDER GRASS. "No don't do it!"
One guy in the entire crowd standing there like "What the fuck does Snoop Dog rapping have to do with video games after San Andreas?"
Something really enduring about these glitches. These modern games making me feel nostalgic
Quick fact, that flute guy at the beginning works with hans Zimmer and hes the guy behind some lion king songs and the new Dune movies etc
Who here saw the intro and recognized the amazing Battlefield 3 glitch. Was it during beta only? I think so. I remember dying laughing at my squadmate the size of the entire map, crawling like he was hiding. What's best is there was no real way to know where his actual hotbox was. 😂🤣
''If it's too good to be true then it probably is'' has never been more accurate
activists destroyed the western gaming industry. there's still hope, but it's very small... but I'm loving playing lies of p, stellar blade, wukong, resident evil, and elden ring. so, I'm good. Thank you asian studios.
14:42 If the game was actually like this i'd play it, made me laugh so much lol
12:53 Just gotta point out this brilliant choice of music. This is NOT Star Wars. It’s the main theme from Kings Row, written by Korngold. It’s been suggested that in addition to Holst’s The Planets, the music of Korngold was a huge inspiration for John William’s Star Wars music.
TL;DR: A great way to throw in some Star Wars-like music without risking the wrath of Disney 👏🏻
EDIT: Oh and it looks like one of The Planets shows up about a minute later. W music choices
Canonically accurate stormtroopers marksmanship and intelligence.
"oh my Ghad, a murder grass"
😭
4:44 Yeah they bought them up but who sold them? Indie devs aren't innocent nor the solution to the problem; what we need = more people producing in big industries who aren't sell-outs.
The thing about the game award is they never earn the authority and reputation to speak about gaming, I have never met a gamer in real life that treat the show other than a propaganda forcasting the next wokest game.
There is something great about roasting the industry and im here for the fun. That "Voyage ended: Unknown Forces" was great.
you know...if the starwars game actually was like the Arnold skit, i would play that. We need more games where the guards act like crazy nut jobs.
Fr borderlands is the only game series I can think of where the enemies don’t take themselves seriously
The glitch of the year wasn't even a glitch at all, just normal Ubisoft gameplay. Amazing
Insane this needs to be made every year
Sven: "...hold onto your assholes everybody..." 14:10 The best part of this whole video is past 14 minutes SW: Outlaws gameplay all the way to the end.
The irony is that he probably will be right about assassin's creed shadows. Same company as star wars outlaws.
The voice ai makes this so much better lmao!😂
Glitch Awards must go on every year!
Seeing the AI for the stormtroopers from Star Wars Outlaws made the Genome Soldiers from Metal Gear Solid look like geniuses and they were easy to trick with a Cardboard box.
I love that Dubstep was the sound coming out of those Instruments. 😂
Im weak, I tried to avoid laughing, but off the bat, MS Flight Sim broke me 😂
Reminder that Alannah Pearce claimed that Outlaws deserved a 7/10 because the scores from 1 to 5 were filled up with games by smaller (and therefore "lesser/worse") developers.
Didn't know she was full-shill like that. Funhaus got the truly bad ending.
@@struggler8532 If you want to see a hilarious takedown of her Outlaws defense, check out EFAP episode 305. It's amazing. (You will have to jump to the point were they discuss her take, tho)
The arnold stromtroopers bit was funny af😂
Here before the anti spiral bots
Imagine losing your mind over comments on youtube
Watch Gurren Lagann then you'll know what Anti Spiral is.
I see you, fellow man of culture... 👏
@@РаЫоimagine gatekeeping comment 😂
This is like the South Park of game awards, bringing to light what’s wrong with them and making fun of it lol. It’ll be gold if this gets more views than the actual awards 😂
Assassins Creed Shadows glitched itself into 2025
Unscripted is a comedy legend.
1:58 I understand they are meeming, but the story and dialog (is that the right word?) is honestly super compelling.
Especially considering the morally ambiguous choices ther player is expected to make.
(Edit:spelling)
I am so happy AI exists.
Keeps getting better.
People used to edit these kind of parodies by themselfs with more obvious cuts of course but it is still hilarious
The Star Wars section reducing me to a crying, giggling, rolling mess holy shit
10:10 No see what happens is that the game will make you narrowly miss the towers... and then they'll collapse anyways
I’m not gonna lie. I had this playing while I was driving and didn’t notice it was Ai dubbed over and I honestly thought it was real.
15:45 is that lore accurate storm troopers?
it took me 7 minutes and being confused about snoop not sounding like snoop that this was actually all fake, hence the glitch awards. Yeah my brain went AFK
What a masterpiece, and right now the video only has 36k views. Hope the algorithm picks it up.
9:39 Yes. This was years ago and was a short thing.
You would get a 24 hour ban if you put 9/11/2001 into the date of flight in open mode. 😂😂
6:24 Asmon, was that you?
Holy shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Murder grass had my rofling!
The cool dub step song at 13:17 is called "Yarin Primak - No cap"
Goes hard
The Star Wars montage gives me an invicible feeling that I can make a game without knowing anything about things like collision meshes or even UV tiling
At 7:33, the guy on the left looks like Asian Morpheus hahaha
🤣
statler and waldorf are timeless.
13:18 This is a sick beat right here!!! Anyone know who it's from?
No Cap by Yarin Primak
@AlexMercerRulz Thanks! 😁👍
Yarin Primak - No Cap.
In minecraft, the 'creeper' was a coding glitch that the developers later decided to keep them in the game.
2:26 her face xDDD