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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @Dycewyfe
    @Dycewyfe 4 года назад +4352

    “I’m starting to see a person, do you have a HUMAN in your family?”

    • @LilC1deep
      @LilC1deep 4 года назад +254

      Nah we're all sheep.

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 4 года назад +84

      Nope, we're all skrulls

    • @CaptainObvious0000
      @CaptainObvious0000 4 года назад +167

      "is there a birthday coming up in your family?" - "no. they don't have birthdays, they are a race of alien gods."

    • @counsela9240
      @counsela9240 4 года назад +12

      😂🤣😂

    • @IAMTRASHMAN267
      @IAMTRASHMAN267 4 года назад +43

      OMG YES WOAH HOLY SHIT

  • @MrTrincent
    @MrTrincent 4 года назад +2907

    I've never heard of a fortune teller winning the lottery.

    • @Mandology575
      @Mandology575 4 года назад +14

      Not even once!

    • @jeffloser314
      @jeffloser314 4 года назад +24

      hooterville2 is it 7?

    • @MrTrincent
      @MrTrincent 4 года назад +9

      @Somewon Yuno heavy

    • @stupidalex2158
      @stupidalex2158 4 года назад +29

      they got close, there was a group of psychic dudes who were 1 number off

    • @RUSure-jm9rp
      @RUSure-jm9rp 4 года назад +61

      Nor will you ever see a faith healer working at a hospital.

  • @cry_stain
    @cry_stain 4 года назад +1774

    These mediums seem so evil to me. They prey on people who just want to talk or hear from someone they've lost. It's sad and makes me sick.

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk 4 года назад +78

      "Don't you understand, I make people feel happy. I comfort them in their time of need."
      "No, you are just a giant douche."
      Paraphrasing

    • @nicklausb
      @nicklausb 4 года назад +32

      A sucker's born every minute..... .and someone has to service them

    • @qualityvids7815
      @qualityvids7815 4 года назад +3

      I kinda wish I was evil I would so scam people like this and be a medium

    • @nicklausb
      @nicklausb 4 года назад +4

      @Casey Wollberg you have spoken truth, but probably intending falsehood by it.

    • @delmusingle2338
      @delmusingle2338 4 года назад +2

      After a time they begin to believe in their own ability.

  • @robotnoir5299
    @robotnoir5299 4 года назад +2499

    I'm psychically detecting that you're reading this comment on some sort of... electronic device. Could be a phone, or maybe a computer. Does that mean anything to you?

    • @andyman8630
      @andyman8630 4 года назад +197

      no, someone printed it out so i'm reading a piece of paper lol

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 4 года назад +274

      Oh. My. God. How did you know!

    • @aymostemitope4800
      @aymostemitope4800 4 года назад +140

      Ohhhh mmmyyy freeeeaaaakkkkiiiing God. How did you know that?
      You are fucking amazing!!

    • @danilomancuso4681
      @danilomancuso4681 4 года назад +66

      No in Just using my evolved brain ti connect with the internet without device

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 года назад +47

      @@andyman8630 Ah yes, it could be electrical interference from a printer.

  • @mystic2225
    @mystic2225 4 года назад +1024

    Lets just take a minute to appreciate this man for taking his time of day to warn us about Scam artists.

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 4 года назад +10

      i would like and comment on that

    • @priyatoshkumarmahato2635
      @priyatoshkumarmahato2635 3 года назад +9

      @@joeloliver2279 yeah cause women on general are slightly more agreeable than men

    • @TroyMountain
      @TroyMountain 3 года назад +5

      And bonus points to you for saying so, "Mystic 22"!!

    • @jeremygill5282
      @jeremygill5282 2 года назад

      @@joeloliver2279 I didn’t find it strange.
      Priyatosh Kumar Mahato Said Y.

  • @redknight1825
    @redknight1825 4 года назад +754

    "Is there a birthday coming up?" ffs someone's birthday is always coming up. Talk about falling so easily for a scam.

    • @woah4843
      @woah4843 4 года назад +25

      They ask very General and common things people go through it’s fucked up

    • @robertasvaicius4437
      @robertasvaicius4437 4 года назад +23

      @Joe I perhaps.. you had a birthday this year?

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 года назад +7

      @The monster under your bed And depending on their tone, body language, or facial expression you can figure out if it was a happy or sad one. The whole process is disgusting and interesting.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 3 года назад +1

      I know right??

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice 3 года назад +11

      My Mom is the idiot that fell for this crap in my family.

  • @salad3955
    @salad3955 4 года назад +839

    These people are basically the "every 60 seconds,a minute passes in africa" meme

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +8

      Thank you recardo milos, Very neato

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 3 года назад +10

      Studies find 1 in 3 women just as gullible as the other 2.

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 года назад

      Chuckle

    • @michaelmoran6364
      @michaelmoran6364 3 года назад +1

      I feel stupid af can someone explain this lol. Honestly it just seems like the advice is so mundane it's useless

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад

      @@michaelmoran6364 That’s the meme. It’s just random fun

  • @darrengordon-hill
    @darrengordon-hill 4 года назад +746

    "Something with the letter M"
    YES, soMething.

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT  4 года назад +266

      OMG how did you know that you were going to say something? I don't usually get emotional over stuff like this but this post made me cry.

    • @mrrelax7139
      @mrrelax7139 4 года назад +3

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT ruclips.net/video/Rd79Ie_vWyQ/видео.html

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT  4 года назад +53

      What's a nonce?

    • @cubking0
      @cubking0 4 года назад +20

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT according to British english on google, it's somthing along the lines of rapist

    • @mrrelax7139
      @mrrelax7139 4 года назад +21

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT Britain, slang word, sex offender to kids

  • @eenho8618
    @eenho8618 4 года назад +515

    "is there a birthday coming up in the family?"

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 4 года назад +53

      said everyone ever.

    • @robertasvaicius4437
      @robertasvaicius4437 4 года назад +76

      "Is there a birthday coming up in your overall bloodline?

    • @cry_stain
      @cry_stain 4 года назад +25

      There's a baby born every 10 minutes, and a sucker born every minute.

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 4 года назад +13

      Absolutely not. My entire family is dead.
      Can you guess why?
      (Evil laugh)

    • @bookadmirer.3699
      @bookadmirer.3699 3 года назад

      😯😲😳

  • @robertasvaicius4437
    @robertasvaicius4437 4 года назад +1076

    "This year you had a birthday.. is this true?"
    "Like omg that's so true, im shook right now"
    "Mhmm yes, yes and i sense you had cake for your birthday"
    " 0.0 "

    • @christopherobando725
      @christopherobando725 4 года назад +31

      Robertas Vaicius oh! Today is my birthday 😱, how did you know. Later my Aunt promised to make me cake. Your really good. 👌👍🏽

    • @justiceforsadalfred527
      @justiceforsadalfred527 4 года назад +20

      Wait a minute.... where's my cake..?

    • @robertasvaicius4437
      @robertasvaicius4437 4 года назад +27

      @@christopherobando725 "This is putting some strain on me, but but.. does your aunts name begin with one the alphabet letters?"

    • @rea9473
      @rea9473 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 How does she know all this?!?

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk 4 года назад +3

      @@justiceforsadalfred527
      Fool! The cake is a lie! The cake was a lie this whole time!!! Even if there was cake, it would be soggy and a brick hard fruit cake and you could only be given a spoon. A plastic spoon!!

  • @Hyliea
    @Hyliea 4 года назад +352

    This whole psychic business is fishier than Gwyneth's candles

    • @chromevolt5494
      @chromevolt5494 3 года назад +6

      Yeah. Lol
      I'm more inclined to LoA(law of attraction) than having someone read my future or something.
      We have supernatural abilities but predicting someone else's future is a bit too skeptical.
      Maybe your own future (Remote viewing or state of ego death) but not others

    • @DerekPower
      @DerekPower 3 года назад

      (baby Plucky) Eeewww

    • @pearly9528
      @pearly9528 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 года назад +1

      Her Oscar win too.

    • @rao8559
      @rao8559 2 года назад

      @@osmanyousif7849 Her Oscar win was 100% due to Harvey Weinstein. This is something that she neglects to mention in all the me too hysteria. Weinstein invented the campaigning and (borderline) bribing Oscar judges and he started it with Shakespeare in Love(for GP won Best Actress shocking many commentators at the time) . Gwyneth knew damn well what was going on but she hasnt return her award has she?

  • @theashdey9383
    @theashdey9383 4 года назад +2956

    Have you guys noticed that more and more women are being scammed by other women ? You gotta love it LMFAO !

    • @POIUYTREWQ62
      @POIUYTREWQ62 4 года назад +249

      Who better to manipulate women than those that know how women think and know how to best manipulate others.

    • @theeyepatch1219
      @theeyepatch1219 4 года назад +129

      MISERY LOVES COMPANY BRO.

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 4 года назад +22

      Yuuuup. LOL. OUCH!!!!!!

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 года назад +16

      Men already know how other men and women scam why us it taking woman longer?

    • @310shadow310
      @310shadow310 4 года назад +26

      Because more men arent putting up with their bullshit anymore!

  • @rickshaw3397
    @rickshaw3397 4 года назад +246

    Notice these are women and efiminate men that goes to these events

  • @t4705mb6
    @t4705mb6 4 года назад +168

    9:50
    When I worked in sales for LIFE MAGAZINE we actually had "objection sheets" that had psychological comebacks for every conceivable "no" in order to always turn it into a YES!

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT  4 года назад +74

      Yep. I also worked in sales at a gym many years ago. I only did it for a few months but they taught me tons of manipulation techniques.

    • @wnxdafriz
      @wnxdafriz 4 года назад +15

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT yea... had a manager when i started working at an electronics department right after high school... she wanted to be more aggressive.. i just looked at her... when you go into a store and the sales people are super aggressive what is the likelihood that will be the first store you go to next time...
      just told her to let a couple months go by and see what the overall sales would be.... ended up being top 5 (normally top 2 or 3) in company for our electronics department in sales for the next 4-5 years when i worked/was in charge of the department

    • @TroyMountain
      @TroyMountain 3 года назад +5

      Electrolux was working on them in the 80's also

    • @ss-wu1vp
      @ss-wu1vp 2 года назад +4

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT Could you make a video about these techniques?

    • @ChocolateAsian9000
      @ChocolateAsian9000 2 года назад +2

      @@ss-wu1vp “is it possible to learn this power?”

  • @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
    @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE 4 года назад +98

    Your body language exposing liars videos are very essential to us. We live here in America were people are being told lies on a daily basis on TV.

  • @VroodenTheGreat
    @VroodenTheGreat 4 года назад +240

    That woman said "This is my psychic charade part." She literally SAYS that at 10:57.
    smh.

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT  4 года назад +88

      Yes she did.

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 4 года назад +28

      Yup she just told the woman that she's a fraud.

    • @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111
      @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111 4 года назад +2

      😅👍👍

    • @arb985
      @arb985 4 года назад +4

      @@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT yo check out the show Teen Moms for material, its a gold mine

    • @aymostemitope4800
      @aymostemitope4800 4 года назад +2

      @@NicholasPeters1 looks transgender to me. Something about her gives me the chills

  • @guilhermekeffer8673
    @guilhermekeffer8673 4 года назад +103

    That blonde chick on the start of the video creeps me out... she makes hand gestures way to much

  • @jrossofskb
    @jrossofskb 4 года назад +342

    There's a sucker born every minute.

    • @good2f1nd
      @good2f1nd 4 года назад +1

      "Hello seekers! And there's a seeker born every minute."
      Volunteer chumps! For classic cold readings.

    • @deylamar1291
      @deylamar1291 4 года назад +3

      Hell naw every second cause they outnumber free thinkers

    • @darrekworkman8685
      @darrekworkman8685 3 года назад +3

      feminists don't suck? They might have gotten further in their agenda if they did.

    • @jrossofskb
      @jrossofskb 3 года назад

      @@deylamar1291 You're right, unfortunately.

    • @blakex1928
      @blakex1928 2 года назад +2

      304 likes lol

  • @dankeykang4576
    @dankeykang4576 4 года назад +158

    I wonder how much student loan debt is in that room alone.
    I'd feel so uncomfortable in these fake sterile rooms. That dude sitting like a girl in the room with the easels made me laugh a bit tho

    • @BlaBla-jj6sh
      @BlaBla-jj6sh 4 года назад +10

      (Seeing a bunch of fairly attractive women)
      Me: "I wonder how much student loan debt they have"
      Yeah, that line of thinking will help a man dodge a LOT of bullets, haha

    • @thomasmulhall4873
      @thomasmulhall4873 4 года назад +3

      Soy man.

    • @CustomStyleCajunTurkey
      @CustomStyleCajunTurkey 4 года назад +5

      Enough to mortgage a home or two with three bathrooms I'm sure.

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 года назад +3

      $200000

  • @AwestrikeFearofGods
    @AwestrikeFearofGods 3 года назад +101

    8:18 It was smart of her to pick "sisterly" because a sisterly relationship could either apply between 2 sisters, or be stretched to describe a brother-sister relationship. Therefore, it works if the woman has any siblings at all.

    • @Author_SoftwareDesigner
      @Author_SoftwareDesigner 3 года назад +12

      Or even an Aunt, or same-sex friendship

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 года назад +8

      Or a bestie. Women always say their best friend is "almost like a sister to me!"

    • @akuoumaru7562
      @akuoumaru7562 2 года назад

      Brotherly would have been safer to say

    • @beatnik6806
      @beatnik6806 Год назад

      Or even a really good friend

  • @lucaciudavid609
    @lucaciudavid609 4 года назад +31

    "I sense that you lost someone in your familly"
    Truthly outstanding reading, outstanding

  • @AgeofMachines
    @AgeofMachines 4 года назад +79

    Anyone notice that the more highly sexual an older woman is, the more into "the Woo" they happen to be?
    Crystals, psychics and other esoteric arts are almost always a feature of their lives.
    They live and die by the ethos of all things being emotional, feminine and pseudo-spiritual.
    Men only feature in these stories if he's dead or abusive.

    • @menoyuno8430
      @menoyuno8430 4 года назад +4

      OMG yes I think you’re right about that I have noticed that a lot.

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 4 года назад +4

      Don't get me wrong, I'm a 100% skeptic, and I don't see the connection between femininity and crystal tinkering... What's wrong with femininity itself?

    • @bippbunn
      @bippbunn 3 года назад +2

      The Woo😂😂😂💀

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад

      @@Niphredyl Nothing wrong with normal femininity, but when it starts to go toxic, that’s where it becomes a problem

  • @arthursalas8010
    @arthursalas8010 4 года назад +449

    These women are allowed to vote...

    • @Mandology575
      @Mandology575 4 года назад +9

      Arthur Salas 😂😂😂😂

    • @JeriDro
      @JeriDro 4 года назад +30

      don't worry about it, your vote doesn't count

    • @shagadelic3000
      @shagadelic3000 4 года назад +30

      So are illegal immigrants in their country... USA is like the last place on Earth where people actually believe they are in a democracy.

    • @glacialclaw1211
      @glacialclaw1211 4 года назад +21

      Hence why Socraties hated democracy

    • @i.p.7687
      @i.p.7687 4 года назад +4

      @The Brum, mate you do realize that basically all of western Europe is just as much of a democracy as the U.S

  • @bdb3350
    @bdb3350 4 года назад +58

    Back when the psychic hotline was a thing and I was partying with some friends we were bored and decided to have some fun. (We all knew it was going to be bullshit) We called a psychic. The first questions were and "Whats your credit card number, name and birthday?" My answer was "You are the psychic you tell me." Knowing she was busted she said I was closed up at the time and recommended I call back when I am "open to reading".

    • @caffeinatedhypnos8048
      @caffeinatedhypnos8048 2 года назад +6

      Yeesh. Answering that question honestly is how you get scammed

  • @toogood9784
    @toogood9784 3 года назад +24

    "Do you have some type of cheese in your refrigerator?"
    Client: 😲

  • @Robzi_1000
    @Robzi_1000 4 года назад +82

    reminds me of the fake martial artists
    great video

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT  4 года назад +38

      I can't get enough of watching bullshit martial artist videos.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад +2

      You know how cracking boards in martial arts works:
      The board is cracked so the crack is parallel to the grain of the wood, rather than across the grain. The fibers between the grain do not support a tensile load, as strong as the grain itself will do, and so it is easier to rupture it under a bending load. There is a fake grain laminate on the outside of the board.

    • @bosongod2830
      @bosongod2830 3 года назад

      Which videos are you talking about?

  • @POIUYTREWQ62
    @POIUYTREWQ62 4 года назад +156

    Scam artist: "Okay, so you feel sad when you feel sad."
    Person (thinking): What kind of BS is this?
    *Sees someone flashing a check off screen*
    Person: "OMG, you are a miracle worker. Anyone who doesn't believe is stupid."

  • @menoyuno8430
    @menoyuno8430 4 года назад +383

    Feminist: My mom died
    Me: I’m a psychic, I can hear your mother speaking to me now, she says she is proud of your feminist views.
    Feminist: like omg 😱 that’s so my mom
    Me: she says you must leave your child with your patriarchal husband and don’t put him on child support or alimony
    Feminist: omg why?
    Me: she says something about *ponders ummm.. ummm, being a strong and independent woman..
    Feminist: omg that’s like so totally my mom for sure.
    Me: yup, she says you must free your self of all your patriarchal possessions like your house and donate all of it including your income to the national coalition for men.. you can keep the cat.
    She also wants you to join her, she says not to worry, it’s a little hot where she is but it’s a feminist utopia down there.
    *whispers She says there’s a red skinned Christian grey waiting for ya.

  • @nathanielringdahl
    @nathanielringdahl 4 года назад +110

    The point in confidence is so true; here’s a perfect example
    I used to work with a special needs boy of about 10 years old. Take him out to do things in the community etc
    We would go to parks and on walks and so on. He would do something incredible. He would walk up to people, other kids or even people much older than himself. He would look them right in the eyes and say “follow me” with pure confidence that they would do so. He wouldn’t even wait for compliance, he would just turn and go, knowing they would actually follow him. Perfect strangers following a special needs boy around the park, simply because he told them to do so 😂

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 года назад +9

      That kid was a genius!

    • @oORiseAboveOo
      @oORiseAboveOo Год назад +2

      It’s possible they were being kind and just humoring him.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 3 года назад +19

    "Are these people that devoid of critical thinking skills?"
    The entirety of 2020 was this question being asked and answered.

    • @beatnik6806
      @beatnik6806 Год назад +4

      2 years later and shit is even more insane

  • @randomuser5443
    @randomuser5443 4 года назад +156

    I’ve wondered why psychics are female. I know why

    • @papiputra
      @papiputra 4 года назад +66

      Because they are good at manipulating

    • @SisypheanSeas13
      @SisypheanSeas13 4 года назад +68

      They give off an aura: calm, motherly, and trustworthy. They are just snakes in the grass.

    • @CaptainObvious0000
      @CaptainObvious0000 4 года назад +39

      because they are more prone to superstition and some of them actually believe they have superpowers.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 4 года назад +10

      All of the above it seems.
      And why their clients are also predominantly women, because they’re much more emotional and expressive making it guesswork much easier.

    • @intrinsicwizard
      @intrinsicwizard 3 года назад +4

      I read these comments and went and read reviews from women claiming to have spent anywhere from 500$ to 3000$ at the phsycic place near me. These women don’t need a phsycic they need a PHSYCIATRIST lol.
      Imagine spending 500$ to get your “chakras” balanced FFS

  • @EA...
    @EA... 4 года назад +76

    I really want one of these "psychic mediums" to read me. I'd just agree with everything they're saying even though it's not true so I can scold them afterwards

    • @happysaladd8951
      @happysaladd8951 4 года назад +3

      good idea

    • @guillermocuevas1306
      @guillermocuevas1306 3 года назад +3

      That would be best money spent moment.

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 2 года назад +7

      There was a video like that. A lady said a girl in a pictured went missing or died however that was merely just a childhood picture of the woman who brought her the photo.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад

      Lol imagine you say your friend or sibling died and go all through the reading and then that "dead" person walks into the room. If I had money to waste, I would make a video of it and put it on youtube

    • @odileuwitije6546
      @odileuwitije6546 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angrytheclown801
    @angrytheclown801 4 года назад +34

    I've dabbled in cold reading. As a party trick for amusement. Interestingly, being wrong after gaining the person's trust can actually convince them you're legit more. Because they subconsciously don't want to be proven wrong so they justify and explain it off for you. The trick is to establish near perfect to perfect trust in your "powers". Like an abused woman convinced her abusive husband loves her. It just seals the deal more.

  • @snufflesmaster3486
    @snufflesmaster3486 4 года назад +149

    I just can't finish the video. This stuff is so cringe that I'm uncomfortable really watching it.

    • @BamBamBigelow..
      @BamBamBigelow.. 4 года назад +15

      These people are being elected into public office....think about that

    • @Nightingale-eq6fg
      @Nightingale-eq6fg 4 года назад +7

      Same, but I tabbed out and muted to my mans can get the watch time

    • @snufflesmaster3486
      @snufflesmaster3486 4 года назад +3

      Nightingale1173 Honorable

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ 4 года назад +2

      Don’t you want to learn how these frauds manipulate though

    • @omgjimmyboy
      @omgjimmyboy 4 года назад

      I had to pause and come to the comments it was getting too much for me

  • @ChimmyQ
    @ChimmyQ 4 года назад +11

    “ I’m starting to feel a light breeze. Are you breathing? “

  • @Daftlander
    @Daftlander 4 года назад +33

    Scam artist know they're lying. But it's interesting to see how many women need magic to be real.

  • @SisypheanSeas13
    @SisypheanSeas13 4 года назад +166

    Satan: uh, um... lady
    Eve: yeh wat you want?
    Satan: eat dis appel
    Eve: hmm, idk
    Satan: it a magik appel
    Eve: oooohhhhhh *crunch*

    • @SisypheanSeas13
      @SisypheanSeas13 4 года назад +39

      @Casey Wollberg it's "priest".
      Also, whether or not you believe it is a myth is irrelevant. It still holds valuable social commentary on human nature. I say this as an atheist. Don't just dismiss readings just because you don't believe they actually happened. People still read 1984 for its lessons. No one goes around saying, "Hah, fiction."

    • @Mousehawk21
      @Mousehawk21 4 года назад +16

      @Casey Wollberg Atheist on a crusade in the comments using the old method of stupid sayings and non arguments.

    • @nicklausb
      @nicklausb 4 года назад +13

      @Casey Wollberg
      And you learned that from all the anti religious pro state sanctioned science propaganda you've been fed since you were born. Funny how you are an exact clone of so many westerners today.
      It's so weird when someone reads from a script, word for word, in unison with a million others, and they all believe they think for themselves.
      When you're ready to unplug yourself from the matrix and actually think and talk like a decent human being, try having an actual conversation, instead of this "Look at me everyone! I'm so smart, aren't I? I can repeat everything the leaders of society want me to think! "

    • @raylevi5343
      @raylevi5343 4 года назад +1

      @@nicklausb Don't people have a freedom of religion? They aren't allowed to believe in what they practice/express because in your opinion, it most likely never happened?

    • @hardtobeashitgod2157
      @hardtobeashitgod2157 4 года назад +2

      @@nicklausb religious people in Israel get (haredims) get free fucking money from our taxes that we pay just so they can read the same mf book over and over again and have a kid every minute

  • @patienceiskey3053
    @patienceiskey3053 4 года назад +42

    How are Homo sapiens the so called "wise men" this gullible?

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 года назад +2

      Some npc are on aduino and real players runs on threadripper.

    • @HereTakeAFlower
      @HereTakeAFlower 3 года назад

      Dude you lost an update along the way, we currently are sapiens sapiens. Homo sapiens still lived in caves and were smarter than this.

  • @lordkent8143
    @lordkent8143 4 года назад +20

    How to sell to men and women 101:
    Men: sell them something that can lead them believe to getting sex.
    Women: sell them something that can lead them to believe they can be sexier.

  • @VoIPPortland
    @VoIPPortland 4 года назад +91

    Readings??? Hahaha. Yes people are really this gullible. They drive around alone in their cars wearing muzzles. If that isn't proof enough that people are pathetic what is?

    • @stevenqurkel2010
      @stevenqurkel2010 4 года назад +5

      Exactly 😂

    • @weebnonce8327
      @weebnonce8327 4 года назад +3

      are your referring to manditory masks?

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 3 года назад

      Mandatory in your car? LmAooo

    • @josephsaab7208
      @josephsaab7208 2 года назад

      I don't understand the masks in the car thing, I see it all the time still

    • @justinthematrix
      @justinthematrix 2 года назад

      @@josephsaab7208 Uber drivers still mandated

  • @veetour
    @veetour 4 года назад +22

    “I’m getting a strong reading from you that there’s a special someone in your life who has a birthday coming up within the next year. Is this right?”
    “YES!”

  • @legerdemain444
    @legerdemain444 4 года назад +13

    It's extremely frustrating, you can't debate the illogical with logic, it's like trying to measure without a scale.

  • @thesos11
    @thesos11 2 года назад +5

    "How goopy are you?"
    Fun fact: the word "goopy" is very similar to polish word "głupi", which means stupid.

  • @clearasil11
    @clearasil11 4 года назад +10

    "Totally like" aaaaand I zoned out

  • @MrGlostuber
    @MrGlostuber 4 года назад +31

    Something is telling me that you're currently breathing right now...
    Oh, another energy is also telling me you have a number in your age, wow, this energy is strong, for some reason it's telling me A or Z mean something to you? I think you have letters coinciding either with them or between them in your name...

    • @biglee3816
      @biglee3816 4 года назад +1

      Yes, how much money should have send you for this?

    • @MrGlostuber
      @MrGlostuber 4 года назад +1

      @@biglee3816 £100 please.

  • @frankie.lee.
    @frankie.lee. 2 года назад +6

    I used to be an avid watcher of long island medium on tlc. Even my 13 year old brain could tell that the people on the show were probably actors. I used to laugh and count down the seconds until the client burst into tears claiming that Theresa was spot on. Eventually the show became more about her divorce than actual readings.

  • @SentientBeefStew
    @SentientBeefStew 4 года назад +23

    I’m a psychic, pick a number, multiply that number by 3, add 6, divide by 3 and then subtract your original number. The number you ended up with is...
    2. See? I’m psychic, give me money

  • @seanomygod
    @seanomygod 3 года назад +4

    Love your channel dude. I’m currently moonlighting as a martial arts instructor with the hopes of owning my own school one day. The advice you provide in your videos I find to be extremely helpful in my everyday life. Thanks!

  • @rougepilot5513
    @rougepilot5513 4 года назад +28

    25 seconds, new record.

    • @darktyrant7710
      @darktyrant7710 4 года назад

      🐵🐒

    • @daveyboi1337
      @daveyboi1337 4 года назад

      Video: 9min ago
      This comment: 13min ago
      🤔 hmmmm

    • @snufflesmaster3486
      @snufflesmaster3486 4 года назад

      I couldn't finish. Slow conversations and minimal eye contact. Kinda awkward.

  • @DenerWitt
    @DenerWitt 4 года назад +14

    wait
    so you're saying that Tony Stark's wife is as far as she could be from Tony stark's wife in real life?
    Sheit

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P 4 года назад +14

    I have had a girlfriend for about the same amount of time that I have had income. I swore off women at the end of 2018. These videos help me see that I didn't need a woman to be something that I am proud of. At the end of 2019 I had a little over 20 grand in my checking account (I was usually overdrawn, or didn't have more than $1000 at any one time, pre 2019. I also learned a language and got a promotion.
    The biggest obstacle is getting past the "Thinking about women while you are horny", which I have got to an art form of excusing myself to bathroom, working one out, and I am good to go. As long as you can control your Horniness, you can control yourself.
    Thanks for all your work on these videos. There really isn't any other channel as helpful. I will absolutely be sending some money on your Patrian.

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 3 года назад +4

      Genius. Send the money you would be spending on your girl on yourself and to people like this guy

  • @RazorTrap
    @RazorTrap 4 года назад +6

    Unrelated
    So I just watched meme-ology's new vid on a 6 yr old kid who saved his younger sister from an attacking dog
    The kid said "if anyone has to die, it should be me" instead of saying "I love my sister and wanted to save".
    And quite a few comments were praising him for it.
    We're still teaching boys and men to be sacrificial and to be expendable and find their identity in it.

    • @Mm-vr9mt
      @Mm-vr9mt 4 года назад +3

      Stop right there citizen, observations like that are bad for your health please remember that the government has your best interests at heart and that they would never use you for personal gain.

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 4 года назад +2

      The idea of sacrificing for others is good. Sacrifice for someone who isn’t worth it is bad. I’d say your infant sister is worth it

    • @RazorTrap
      @RazorTrap 4 года назад

      @@bennygohome4576 I know, I'm not against saving your own, or saving others for that matter. But his first thought wasn't saving his sis, it was sacrifice.

    • @Mett19
      @Mett19 2 года назад

      @@Mm-vr9mt If you believe that. 🤔

  • @audiogarden21
    @audiogarden21 4 года назад +32

    I couldn't imagine the lack of scruples it takes to look someone dead in the eye and lie to them with such overwhelming confidence, all without laughing hysterically at the obvious bullshit being spewed out of their mouths.

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl Год назад +3

      That's the part I don't get either. Like, if I'm 10 minutes late from work (not that anyone cares) I feel guilty. In adult life you have to lie and conceal your emotions quite a lot, but, damn, this is psychopatic and obviously immoral

  • @joer-tard2821
    @joer-tard2821 4 года назад +10

    something with an m.....?
    me: MARIJUANA!

  • @jasonwhite7905
    @jasonwhite7905 2 года назад +3

    Awesome intro referencing South Park. I love that episode you mentioned, where Stan lays out the truth that "we all hear voices in our heads, it's called intuition."
    My 1st favorite is the episode before it called Death Camp of Tolerance. I don't think Parker or Stone realize how on the head they were about that 1.

  • @isolochickeens
    @isolochickeens Год назад +1

    This just proves that humanity is degressing instead of progressing mentally and emotionally that is.

  • @GETX2
    @GETX2 3 года назад +3

    It really frustrates me when people doubt the legitimate abilities of these mediums. Jerks like that are always doubting my ability to become invisible just because I can only do it when no one is looking at me.

  • @noahgehri8596
    @noahgehri8596 4 года назад +4

    Best RUclips channel at the moment💪🏽

  • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
    @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 4 года назад +7

    I am gonna be straight, that was coincidental for the puppy to be named muffin when the picture was of the puppy. Imagine it named caro and no one died and the dog was still alive too. That would of been funny as hell.

    • @darrekworkman8685
      @darrekworkman8685 3 года назад +3

      It was coincidental that the puppy was named muffin. She never implied that the something starting with "M" was the name of the puppy. Anything that started with "M" would have been just as 'coincidental'. That is the scam part.

  • @hylianflower9681
    @hylianflower9681 2 года назад +6

    I love the aestetic of healing crystals and psychic mediums, because even if it may be fake, the closure and "placebo pill" affect can genuinely help people sometimes.
    Now i can agree people take a huge advantage of this and abuse those people in need of the closure, but sometimes going to a hippie shop and buying some "healing candles" and rocks for under 10 bucks can make you feel a lot better.

  • @jaylin0626ify
    @jaylin0626ify 4 года назад +3

    We men need to take a stand and get rid of bias laws against men.

  • @rares-v-
    @rares-v- Год назад

    "For losing what you lost" so specific, im amazed

  • @Nillon24
    @Nillon24 2 года назад +3

    I love how these spirits supposedly take the time and effort to cross over from the other side to tell these psychics vague things like "My name starts with a C, or has a CUH sound in it. Someone in your audience is related to me somehow. Tell him or her that I love him or her very much."

  • @suxix7312
    @suxix7312 Год назад +1

    I love how you showed poppys when you said dont do drugs! Very pretty flower.

  • @blakedannion9232
    @blakedannion9232 4 года назад +8

    My sister read a book on cold reading and now she can fool pretty much any women into believing she is psychic.

    • @CaptainObvious0000
      @CaptainObvious0000 4 года назад

      any woman...lol...straight to the point.

    • @MeowMeow-jj3lk
      @MeowMeow-jj3lk 4 года назад

      Omg... what's the book though I wanna trick some people too 😭😭

  • @konstantinkammerer6554
    @konstantinkammerer6554 4 года назад +2

    I gotta thank my dude, your videos really changed my mind on many things in my life my self value and especially my perspective on women and relationships. And I gotta say it changed to the better!
    Keep it up its really great what you are doing :)

  • @chrisleffler2435
    @chrisleffler2435 4 года назад +3

    Great topic. Mentioned one of my top 10 South Park favorites. (Number 1 is still Goth kids. "How can you be a non-conformist if you don't drink kaw-fee?" "Disintegration is the best album evah!")
    I think when Gwen says "that's so crazy." she's not believing in the psychic, I think she's marveling at the effectiveness of the scam artist and thinking how she's gonna put this to use for herself.

  • @largedoggo3194
    @largedoggo3194 3 года назад +2

    “lindsay” at 11:40ish is probably in on the whole charade and is the fall guy for when that lady’s psychic powers don’t work lmao

  • @wolfhales
    @wolfhales 4 года назад +4

    "Is there a birthday coming up?"
    No, I'm the only person I know.

  • @robertcowles1997
    @robertcowles1997 4 года назад +2

    I will never forget I once saw a mid 80s Mercedes with a for sale sign sitting outside of a "medium"'s place of business. I like the mid 80s MBs so I was curious about the asking price and I stopped. When I knocked on the door, a "psychic" comes to the door and immediately starts her bs sales pitch with "I can see that something has brought you here. Your energy tells me it is something big" I just responded with "well it is a mid sized sedan, so it isn't that big. I came about the car." Annoyed, she looks at me , hands me a card, and says "It belongs to my son, here is his number", and slams the door in my face.

  • @rifleridge9560
    @rifleridge9560 4 года назад +4

    "I feel someones having a birthday? Is someone having a birthday this year?...or...maybe even next year?"

  • @danmslacker6782
    @danmslacker6782 4 года назад +4

    Laura: I'm picking up Shrek.
    Ana: nope.
    Lindsay: forlorn hopes Shrek will see her inner beauty.

  • @MidwestFella854
    @MidwestFella854 4 года назад +3

    I have seen this EXACT same stuff in the Charismatic movement in Christianity. I am still a Christian and my faith is very important to me but I cant tell you how many people I've met that claim to have prophetic powers. Just another spin on the same old tricks. Great video!

    • @MidwestFella854
      @MidwestFella854 4 года назад

      @sasholsuma A lot of greedy individuals have abused religion for personal gain unfortunately.

  • @rebelrali2758
    @rebelrali2758 4 года назад +1

    Can't get enough of your videos. I can't stop watching

  • @lylez00
    @lylez00 4 года назад +2

    This is the price we pay for not having natural predators.

  • @raffettoman
    @raffettoman 4 года назад +4

    Hope u keep growing as a channel. Love ur stuff and logical approaches to all of these subjects. Keep it going!

  • @kiofea
    @kiofea Год назад +2

    My aunt is a "psychic" and tries to read me, but I give her a poker face and never react to her vague prodding which always proves her as a hack by the end.

  • @mahayanaconfidential6452
    @mahayanaconfidential6452 4 года назад +7

    I always look forward to these videos.

  • @ImrikGames
    @ImrikGames 3 года назад +2

    When she says about SHREK, LMAO

  • @Grace_Psychology
    @Grace_Psychology 2 года назад +3

    I’d lowkey always be stressed as a medium if my job was just depending on other people to fill in the blanks and for me to make good enough generalizations 😅😬

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 Год назад +1

    Remember when Montel Williams used to have Sylvia Browne on his show? She told a lady that her missing relative was dead, only to be found alive later.

  • @ogpete1393
    @ogpete1393 4 года назад +4

    Believing in the spiritual is ok but it turns into a for profit operation remember that a good religion or philosophy should be accessible to everyone regardless of economic status “do not turn my father’s house into a marketplace” looking at you psychics and televangelists

  • @adlwilliams
    @adlwilliams 3 года назад +1

    I love watching psychic fails compilations, this shit is too funny

  • @youmum5873
    @youmum5873 4 года назад +6

    Stop hitting them with facts eventually there won’t be anyone left

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja 2 года назад +2

    In Tiger King, season 2, Don Lewis' daughters hired a psychic medium, he claimed he has found numerous bodies of missing people, but I watch a lot of crime documentaries, and I see multiple detectives saying, "I've never had a physic find a missing person/body."
    The guy was so vague, lead them to an alligator-infested lakeland, as if they will ever be able to search it.
    Convenient.

  • @theTenthlife
    @theTenthlife 3 года назад +4

    It's kind of a shame, I think "psychic" abilities can be impressive but you have to understand that it's a trick to be truly impressed. No different than sleight of hand. I know you aren't actually producing the quarter out of nowhere, which is why it's so impressive that I can't immediately see where you got it. That takes skill.

  • @Mandology575
    @Mandology575 4 года назад +1

    😂😂 I’m going to become a psychic. These are the kinds of people who get cleaned out by fraudsters on dating websites.

  • @UnDefinedLegacy
    @UnDefinedLegacy 4 года назад +6

    Oxygen bars aren't junk just a commercialized form of a medical device that's used occasionally. Definitely came in handy when I had issues with altitude sickness.

  • @factorY100
    @factorY100 4 года назад +2

    love ur vids man.

  • @dokkandz61
    @dokkandz61 4 года назад +9

    "Weirdly" there is no man there lol

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 3 года назад +1

      There were two simps in an earlier clip outside, dude.

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 3 года назад +2

      @@Ergeniz Exactly, no men.

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 3 года назад

      @@Khoros-Mythos Well yeah

  • @jeffmoore2476
    @jeffmoore2476 3 года назад +1

    A comic once said, earlier, in our society, we once called out bullshit. We are so bombarded by it now, we accept it.

  • @rangerunner6274
    @rangerunner6274 4 года назад +5

    Oxygen bars?
    What??

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 3 года назад +1

    Never lie to yourself. When you lie to someone, and they believe you, you've fooled them... you turned that person into a fool. Never turn yourself into a fool... never put yourself at a disadvantage by subjecting yourself to a delusional or falsified reality. Always be honest with yourself, not brutally honest, but honestly.

  • @puddworthbeben7764
    @puddworthbeben7764 4 года назад +8

    can you make a video on will smith and jada smith about the whole entanglement thing

  • @hylianflower9681
    @hylianflower9681 2 года назад +1

    4:45 me when my english teacher asks me to summarize the first chapter of a book i was supposed to read over the weekend

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 года назад +9

    You mean [|Every|] post wall wahmeynz? :]

  • @josephramirez2644
    @josephramirez2644 3 года назад +1

    When she mention a donkey and then Shrek and the Mexico it was more obvious than ever. She was fishing so hard she made it sound like she was talking about something specific when she had just mentioned and animal, a movie, and an entire country/ culture and the girl still didn't have any connection. That must've been scary for her. Lindsay's twin grandmother saved her. That being said I do believe in some kind of spiritual connections, to nature perhaps. I just believe anyone with that kind of connection doesn't exploit it. I think my girlfriend is one of those people. I've known her to do some pretty incredible things that even I can't explain, and between her personality and her ancestry it's been very interesting to discover

  • @clear_gray_sky539
    @clear_gray_sky539 4 года назад +3

    Women are always saying “they feel like “ instead of I think or I know .... very telling

  • @synergyproduction5119
    @synergyproduction5119 2 года назад

    Bro I love your videos, and when you got to the part about holistic health I couldn't help but to say; it is helpful because it helps you find natural alternatives

  • @CaptainObvious0000
    @CaptainObvious0000 4 года назад +5

    that's what you get for teaching religion in schools instead of logic.
    and that's just the tip of the iceberg.