How to Spot a Communist

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @flaviocubas2003
    @flaviocubas2003 6 лет назад +36292

    If your parrot keeps repeating "down with the capitalists"
    The owner might be a communist.

  • @Smartacus98
    @Smartacus98 9 лет назад +47470

    What I got from this: If somebody is a communist, he may be a communist.

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 7 лет назад +33009

    "I am a communist, down with imperialism!"
    He might be a communist.

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 6 лет назад +34

      xxlCortez Lolololo

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 лет назад +207

      Nice comprehension. The commentator clearly said "we take his word for it" if he exclaims he's a communist. He also said if people support organizations with communist teachings, they might be communist. Please learn how to listen.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +117

      In other words, the way to spot communists is if they admit they are communists. Because the video clearly left out anything that would help spotting a communist who actually hides the fact he's a communist. Please learn how to comprehend.

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 лет назад +27

      You seem to be forgetting the fact you used the word "might". The video clearly states to take the statement of declaration at face value, regardless of the persons state, i.e. jocular or drunk, seen as the scene is set in a bar. The fact he didn't say "might" in this instance pretty much invalids your little quip. Liberally interchanging words isn't factual.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +14

      Watch 0:25 - 0:36 part, then try again.

  • @HeroOfTheDay16
    @HeroOfTheDay16 2 месяца назад +1280

    I like how they show the "communists" protesting the KKK as if it were a bad thing

    • @HooDatDonDar
      @HooDatDonDar Месяц назад

      There’s were trying to get on board the cause for their own reasons.
      The decade before, they had been appealing to kkk supporters, promising to ship all the negroes to some ‘negro Soviet republic’.

    • @genxploits
      @genxploits Месяц назад

      communists just do opression for everybody, they aren't racist, they opress everyone equally

    • @ConcernedCitizenPDX
      @ConcernedCitizenPDX Месяц назад +46

      I just saw that too lol

    • @hermanwooster8944
      @hermanwooster8944 Месяц назад +1

      That was a real thing. Communists would often criticize race relations in the United States to argue they should be in power. This would oftentimes be emphasised to argue communism was the only recourse. This criticism was most ironic when the Germans tried to exploit it in WWII by displaying a poster in the Netherlands that depicted the United States as a feindish, bloody monster wearing a white hood. Of course, the Germans' domestic race relations were not exactly supportive of the brotherhood of man.

    • @hermanwooster8944
      @hermanwooster8944 Месяц назад

      That was a real thing. They'd often emphasie racism in the United States to argue that their ideology was the only recourse. This criticism was most ironic when the Germans in the '40s tried to exploit by displaying a poster in the Netherlands that depicted the United States as a feindish, bloody white hooded monster. Of course, the Germans' domestic race relations were not exactly supportive of the brotherhood of man!

  • @mikenew11
    @mikenew11 6 лет назад +8821

    If he's got a big beard, wrote a book called Das Kapital and is called Karl, he might be a communist

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 3 года назад +147

      Hah. That one was at least somewhat sane. His modern followers are a way more horrifying and wilder tribe.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 2 года назад +46

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f who are you referring to?

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 2 года назад +105

      @@Doctor_Straing_StrangeMarx was a pretty sane guy compared to today's left.

    • @peterlee6391
      @peterlee6391 2 года назад

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f I completely agree.
      The modern "left" fouls the political name used to address those who only wanted to be free from 18 hours of constant factory work and still have no money to move up. Now these uneducated mobs, who got so drunk on peace, want gender to be a political matter. Actual socialist and communists try to make clean toilets for sick children in developing countries, and that act contributes more to the world than whatever the "modern left" got in mind.

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 2 года назад +96

      But if he wears a red coat, he is either a communist or he is Santa Claus. Giving out the sweat of his elves labour, yep, Santa is a communist.

  • @zglg123
    @zglg123 11 лет назад +4715

    This is so informative. Every time I passed a stand with "Down with Imperialists" written on the back with someone who looks and shouts suspiciously like Lenin, I just thought they were Mormons or Boy Scouts. Thanks, guys.

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 года назад +2

      Remember kids, only evil communist filth want to stop imperialism.

    • @mfisher1952
      @mfisher1952 2 года назад +1

      You naive, naive fool! They were Rotarians. Or Masons. Or Elks.

    • @kucinghitam4322
      @kucinghitam4322 2 года назад +11

      Your welcome

    • @buckyXII
      @buckyXII 2 года назад +6

      damn are you 23 now?

    • @toxico1152
      @toxico1152 2 года назад +5

      😂😂 bruh thank you 🙏

  • @21Shells
    @21Shells 2 года назад +13843

    I like how being a communist just meant “criticising the government” half the time.

    • @pauljohnson3851
      @pauljohnson3851 2 года назад +1150

      that's basically what being a fascist means these days

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 года назад +23

      @@pauljohnson3851 No it isn't. Being a fascist these days is what it always has been, supporting bigoted ideologies that marginalizes and hurts people.

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 года назад +5

      @@pauljohnson3851 When you realize the West has been inundated with fascism you start to see how nothing has really changed people who are critical of capitalism get seen as crazy communists

    • @misguidedErik2
      @misguidedErik2 2 года назад +807

      i mean it basicly still is lol, communist if youre left leaning, fascist if you are right leaning

    • @frankryan2505
      @frankryan2505 2 года назад +7

      @@pauljohnson3851 I don't remember communists storming the US capital building or refusing to accept democratic election results.

  • @jackiemoffitt6780
    @jackiemoffitt6780 Месяц назад +47

    0:54 I like how the people they're portraying as sinister are the ones saying "End KKK Terror"

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 2 года назад +10592

    If a mother tells her kids to share, well.... Let's just say that's a _red_ flag.

    • @domco_i
      @domco_i 2 года назад +171

      This comment is underrated

    • @esense9602
      @esense9602 2 года назад

      You're using red flag, are you a communist?

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +320

      They are OUR kids

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 года назад +40

      @@warlordofbritannia perfect counter

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 года назад +34

      Lol cept the mother has the right to teach HER kids good social behavior. No one (especially government) has the right to tell me to share any of MY belongings.

  • @Ston247
    @Ston247 2 года назад +16032

    My cat may be communist. He keeps saying, " Mao, Mao !"

    • @SaugatTimilsina
      @SaugatTimilsina 2 года назад +220

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 2 года назад +696

      My dog might be a communist! He keeps saying *Союз нерушимый республик свободных-*

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 года назад +347

      Everyone knows cats are anarkitties.

    • @dominykasgustas7890
      @dominykasgustas7890 2 года назад +233

      Interestingly, 'mao' is also a cat in Mandarin

    • @ariamath_
      @ariamath_ 2 года назад +33

      sam o'nella academy

  • @cobinasaur
    @cobinasaur Год назад +7428

    If he blasts the Soviet national anthem at full volume, regularly quotes Karl Marx, directly and unquestionably states and explains his communist beliefs in full detail, and has a hammer and sickle on everything he owns, you might be able to consider that he could theoretically reasonably be somewhat communist under some definition.

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 Год назад +285

      Are you sure, I mean those red bastards are tricky.

    • @PissedoffAussi
      @PissedoffAussi Год назад +28

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg Год назад +62

      ​@Yannis Karageorgiou Certainly, a big leap foward

    • @Psx806
      @Psx806 Год назад +29

      This sounds like some rando on a certain Reddit

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 Год назад

      Sounds like a really stupid agent of the german "Verfassungsschutz" who tried much to hard to play a communist.

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 2 месяца назад +213

    “If he wants basic living standards for fellow workers he might be a little bit socialist, but we’ll just call him a communist and throw him in with the rest”

    • @genxploits
      @genxploits 2 месяца назад +17

      Under socialism and communism workers were often extremely overworked
      What do you mean “basic living standards”
      That is achieved better through a free market capitalism system

    • @pixxilutia6108
      @pixxilutia6108 2 месяца назад +40

      ​@@genxploits Mixed economies are best: Market economy + government interference when needed + quality social safety nets and public spending.
      You can't, in your right mind, look at the current state of the US and believe we should continue neo-liberalism.

    • @lakesidefiddle8051
      @lakesidefiddle8051 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@pixxilutia6108the problem with mixed economies like the US is that the majority of the political power is held by the elite. So it is, fundamentally, only a matter of time until they utilize their power to first bend or break and then eventually outright change the rules. As long as capitalism exists, the country will always skew towards corporate oligarchy and Neo-Liberalism.

    • @trishasabrina7278
      @trishasabrina7278 Месяц назад

      @@genxploitsyou are 1000% correct!!!

    • @exodusmagnusanonimusmaximu298
      @exodusmagnusanonimusmaximu298 Месяц назад

      ​@@genxploitsyes like sweden, norway, finland, denmark, no wait...

  • @brianarbenz7206
    @brianarbenz7206 4 года назад +4092

    0:09 "If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it." But I thought you couldn't trust those Communists. So if one of them says they are a communist, they must *not* be.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 года назад +67

      I am Communist cause I'm living a Communist's country.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 года назад +162

      But how can one say communists are to be distrusted if they are not communists?

    • @zubrifikusummuk
      @zubrifikusummuk 2 года назад +116

      but if they arent communists then u have to take their word for it so they are

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 года назад +89

      @@zubrifikusummuk if they are then they’re not and if they’re not then they are. what’s not to get

    • @guccifer7874
      @guccifer7874 2 года назад +9

      Bad attempt at sophistry, OP.

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 9 месяцев назад +10074

    If he waves the banner of the Soviet Union, that's a big red flag.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 8 месяцев назад +95

      I thought that was China.

    • @gunsgalore7571
      @gunsgalore7571 8 месяцев назад +255

      @@matthewmcclary7855 Yeah, but the Soviet flag and the Chinese flag are pretty dang similar. Both are big red flags.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@gunsgalore7571 now I remember. The flag of the USSR.

    • @totneznakto
      @totneznakto 8 месяцев назад +23

      😂

    • @AjarSensation
      @AjarSensation 8 месяцев назад +9

      hahahhaaa

  • @kiardothefirst8011
    @kiardothefirst8011 6 лет назад +7260

    "if he/she shares a kit kat amongst siblings and friends"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @RayManiac90
      @RayManiac90 3 года назад +168

      I mean if you share your kit Kat you deserve to be in jail

    • @caraccident5357
      @caraccident5357 3 года назад +7

      Having anti-capitalist feelings and wanting to rid the tired workers of their bourgeoisie oppressors? Have a Snickers.
      You’re not you when your hungry.

    • @harryputang5352
      @harryputang5352 3 года назад +8

    • @miguelsantana6044
      @miguelsantana6044 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @christophersausedo4115
      @christophersausedo4115 2 года назад +15

      This doesn't even make sense.

  • @DinoDiniProductions
    @DinoDiniProductions 2 месяца назад +8

    It was never about advocates of communism: it was about stifling any disagreement with capitalism...

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 4 года назад +5945

    Using the knowledge gained in Vietnam, it can be determined that if they run upon being fired at, they’re a communist, and if they don’t run, then they’re a very brave communist.

    • @xoaking1862
      @xoaking1862 3 года назад +140

      @@hawks-wings I mean, they won, so I'd say it was worth it

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 года назад +11

      @@xoaking1862 Who won?

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +61

      @J S It was not only the United States that fought for South Vietnam

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +36

      @J S if you believe the data from the wiki, it follows that the troops of the South Vietnamese army had an army of 800 thousand people in 1968, and by 1975 as many as one and a half million, and at the end of the war 1 million of them were captured by the Viet Cong

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +65

      @J S in Vietnam at the same time and there were fewer Chinese in Vietnam on the side of the Viet Cong than Americans

  • @dainos7_0_13
    @dainos7_0_13 7 лет назад +4438

    RUclips recommends me these kind of videos, I must be a communist

    • @augustopinochet2495
      @augustopinochet2495 6 лет назад +55

      Denis China please step this way sir, I have a helicopter waiting.

    • @americathebeautiful3577
      @americathebeautiful3577 6 лет назад +111

      Correction, youtube is a communist.

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 лет назад +7

      Augusto Pinochet general where are you taking him, may i ask

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 6 лет назад +11

      Something Negative Augusto Pinochet did this "funny" thing of taking communists and other opositors to helicopter rides and then pushing them off

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t like communist, my dad said they’re mean to their people and they steal

  • @outlandishvision
    @outlandishvision 9 месяцев назад +1691

    “My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!”
    - Abraham Simpson

    • @Zaftrabuda
      @Zaftrabuda 3 месяца назад +31

      That quote gave me diabetes or smt

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 3 месяца назад +48

      @@Zaftrabudait gave you shin megami tensei?!

    • @goobalicious8019
      @goobalicious8019 3 месяца назад +12

      It took me a few minutes to process that to be honest

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 месяца назад

      What lovely Jewish humor

    • @simplesimon4717
      @simplesimon4717 3 месяца назад

      Brilliant that just about sums up the whole MCarthy Communist witchunt mentality!

  • @comradeboris167
    @comradeboris167 2 месяца назад +186

    So if a person thinks critically they are a Communist.

    • @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q
      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q 2 месяца назад +8

      Exactly. But in USSR it was the opposite =) I mean that a person with critical mindset would be blamed of being a fascist. And while I frankly don't like USA as a state, there were no counterpart of so called red terror which took lives of many.
      P.S. I don't think communism is evil btw, this disbelief is result of propaganda, it has many good ideas, but I think it's irrational. It has many flaws and one of them is that building a communism requires isolation from neighbouring countries with market economy. Another is even worse The general idea contradicts with nature of people. People are greedy and lazy. If you give them things for free, they won't see a need to work at all... Which makes me think. Are US democrats communist? Their care of drug addicts seem suspicious.

    • @comradeboris167
      @comradeboris167 2 месяца назад +29

      ​@@VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q I only hear "red terror" from people that live in the west.
      Im from ex Yugoslav area, ex Socialist country, all my family members lived in Socialism.
      Education was free, healthcare was free, even housing was free, jobs were plenty and stable and the working class lived peacefully knowing that their existence and the existence of their children is secured.
      People had much more than they have today.
      Besides, Communism is not about "giving things for free". You couldn't get a free apartment in Yugoslavia if you didn't work. Communism is about the class interests of the Proletariat, the productive members of the society. The reason why the common people lived better in Socialist Yugoslavia was because there was no class of capitalists that owns everything and exploits their work.
      Communism is also natural, the idea of "Primitive Communism" was inspired by hunter-gatherer societies. Everyone contributed to the collective and everyone got what they need in return. When you look at the tribes today, when you ask them what is your best day in life, most of them will tell you "It was when i killed the biggest animal and whole tribe had meat to eat". They don't just simply sit and wait for others to hunt. Humans are collectivist in nature, but Capitalism turned us individualistic.

    • @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q
      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q 2 месяца назад +5

      @@comradeboris167 Most of my life I spent in the part of Russia that is literally called "Far East" or "Дальний восток" in russian, lol. And you should learn your history in a less selective manner, it's not that hard.

    • @comradeboris167
      @comradeboris167 2 месяца назад +10

      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q I know enough of history to say Communism was the greatest political system that ever was, and it saved millions from poverty. It built every school, hospital and street I ever needed and I am forever thankful to it.

    • @hokk23
      @hokk23 2 месяца назад

      Good luck living in communist or post-communist countries. They are definitely not totalitarian states, where government can do whatever it wants while can do nothing

  • @winterberry3412
    @winterberry3412 3 года назад +1964

    I remember watching this in class and my classmates were always joking "They might be a communist."

    • @LumpyBumpyAcidFish
      @LumpyBumpyAcidFish 2 года назад +48

      now they are
      and they will be hunted

    • @cloakedhornets6515
      @cloakedhornets6515 2 года назад

      Passing the blame to others, common commie move....

    • @imdavidbaby
      @imdavidbaby 2 года назад +10

      Hey if you're serious, what year was it was this the 50s or 60s?!?

    • @danielstapler4315
      @danielstapler4315 2 года назад +10

      @@imdavidbaby M C M L 1950

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад +37

      "if he/she share a common interest in meme culture"
      "They might be a communist"

  • @TheUsuallySilentOne
    @TheUsuallySilentOne Год назад +4216

    "If they have a flag of the Soviet union, then that's a big red flag"
    Ok I'll see myself out

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 2 года назад +5216

    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” - Dom Helder Camara

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      Since when communists care about food lol half of China millions of Russians and polish and other nation literally starved to death and on a good Sunday they be in lines for a bread and some water not to mention working to death inside the gulag

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      It's a fair question. Do they spend their welfare on shoes or crack instead of food? If so, then it's not societies fault..

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic Год назад +43

      When one is joking around about starving, he's pretty loony enough to think seriously

    • @nerdycookiegirl8423
      @nerdycookiegirl8423 Год назад +60

      tbf, one is an action, and the other is a question that has zero action to it.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +15

      @@philosophyversuslogic lol joking about starving nah nah I'm just telling history like always yall leftists always love to rewrite history right lol

  • @WibblyWobbly1905
    @WibblyWobbly1905 2 месяца назад +72

    Guys, I think I might be a communist

    • @macewindu9100
      @macewindu9100 Месяц назад +11

      good for you comrade!

    • @vNTCv
      @vNTCv Месяц назад +9

      based comrade

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 29 дней назад +8

      Get well soon!

    • @macewindu9100
      @macewindu9100 28 дней назад +4

      @@Neoniq41 they already are.

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 28 дней назад

      @@macewindu9100 Considering they are a commie, not likely.

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal 2 года назад +7500

    I’m not even socialist, but the idea that “End the KKK” was considered a subversion of American national policy is just laughably absurd

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, imagine if white supremacy was ever national policy, thank goodness that never hap…
      *looks at Jim Crow*
      Oh.

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 2 года назад +6

      If someone is black, or Catholic, or just a decent human being in general...
      THEY MIGHT BE A COMMUNIST!

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 2 года назад +3

      KKK is a nationalist organization so...

    • @AccountInactive
      @AccountInactive 2 года назад +366

      Democrats made about as much sense back then as they do today so we can't be too surprised.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 2 года назад +2

      @@AccountInactive yeah i mean republicans working with kkk members, at least they're honest with it

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 2 года назад +8498

    "If he openly declares to be a Communist, they *may* be a Communist"
    I mean, yeah, technically speaking you are correct

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 2 года назад +38

      Yeah that's kind of a given. We didn't need a short to tell us that.

    • @KudoShinichii1412
      @KudoShinichii1412 2 года назад +4

      I mean he could be lying too
      I can say:
      I AM A COMMUNIST
      but that doesn't mean I am really

    • @DonTornado
      @DonTornado 2 года назад +304

      The man in the video actually said, “If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it.”

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil 2 года назад +191

      @@DonTornado i dont care, i just want free likes because watching virtual numbers go up increases my dopamine

    • @SilverSquirrel
      @SilverSquirrel 2 года назад

      Hard to be sure. You can't trust a communist.

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 Год назад +2167

    If he trains spiders to seize the means of production, he might be an arachno-communist.

    • @JoJo23saucisse
      @JoJo23saucisse Год назад +49

      How do I train spiders ?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 Год назад +224

      @@JoJo23saucisse I dunno, ask an arachno-communist.

    • @whatshouldyoucallme
      @whatshouldyoucallme Год назад

      If they deliberately put a bi flag on their pfp, they (might) be bi

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 Год назад +75

      I liked this joke on a spiritual level I'm unable to express.

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey Год назад +40

      This is the best political joke I've ever heard.

  • @danfuerthgillis4483
    @danfuerthgillis4483 3 месяца назад +5

    We need that Ugandan interview on this matter
    “Why are you communist?”
    “Do you perform your obligations?”

  • @anonymous-ts5ih
    @anonymous-ts5ih 8 месяцев назад +2466

    The US Constitution starts with „We the people“, which sounds communistic, so the USA must be communistic.

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 7 месяцев назад +28

      They're not talking about you .

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 6 месяцев назад +201

      ​@@lalaboardsDoesn't matter, what kind of good-natured capitalist would use such language?

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 6 месяцев назад

      Thats correct ,in the communists own writings,I'm not part of the useful idiot ideologues they speak to .Just like the people in the constitution are not communists .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 6 месяцев назад

      @@hamzerpanzer There is no capital for isms . The state and corporations have seized the means of production from the people in the constitution .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 6 месяцев назад +12

      What an incredibly ignorant statement .

  • @iaincowell9747
    @iaincowell9747 6 лет назад +989

    If you were involved in the Soviet Union space program you may be a kosmonaut

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 6 лет назад +18

      If you are slave to Russian cabbage you are cole slav. If you are a flower of cabbage you are cole flower.

    • @daKoenig
      @daKoenig 4 года назад +3

      Underrated

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 4 месяца назад +1

      🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 месяца назад

      A cosmonaut is anyone who travels through space. An astronaut is a cosmonaut who visits other stars.
      Alexei Leonov was supposed to be the first Soviet astronaut, the first Soviet citizen to walk on the moon. But then the programme was cancelled.
      NASA was created specifically to send a man to the moon and return him safely. They called their cosmonauts "astronauts" from the beginning even when they didn't actually visit other stars.
      And now that they have accomplished their initial goal twelve times, they still call them that, although they no longer have the capability to do that anymore.
      Or the need. NASA no longer needs to rely on manual labour on other planets for their exploration.

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 месяца назад +2

      Astronauts haven't reached any stars though.

  • @dutch4973
    @dutch4973 3 года назад +6290

    protester: “end kkk terror”
    narrator: they may be a communist

    • @21stcenturyfossil7
      @21stcenturyfossil7 3 года назад +3

      Yep. That's where it starts. The Commies are masters of the Slippery Slope,

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 3 года назад +7

      @@21stcenturyfossil7 Next they're gonna give the workers more rights! And then black people! And then the homosexuals!
      Dear God now they can exist freely without me being able to lynch them for existing!

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 3 года назад +716

      @@gabrielegenota1480 ...and next thing you know, PUBLIC HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 3 года назад +812

      @@tommythecat4961 CHRIST ALMIGHTY-
      THE ABILITY TO NOT DIE FROM SICKNESS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO BANKRUPT?
      DISGUSTING

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 3 года назад +1

      @@gabrielegenota1480 what do you expect from COMMUNISTS

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 3 месяца назад +121

    0:52 I thought the narrator was gonna say " He *is* a communist."

  • @milotheaxolotl4709
    @milotheaxolotl4709 3 года назад +6453

    "If he declares himself a communist, hr may be a communist"
    I mean, he's not wrong.

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 2 года назад

      @Phytom and I’m the assassinator of the American president.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 года назад

      If he looks at you in a long time, he might be a communist.

    • @BigMT9022
      @BigMT9022 2 года назад +81

      @Phytom What’s up Brandon

    • @person3538
      @person3538 2 года назад +41

      The real answer is: "does he have pink hair?"

    • @Tracequaza
      @Tracequaza 2 года назад

      that's not a quote from the video dipshit

  • @Korstre
    @Korstre 8 лет назад +3928

    This is a really good BuzzFeed video.

    • @lolomgmetobavi
      @lolomgmetobavi 8 лет назад +133

      BuzzFeed is fake news.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 лет назад +7

      Kugee You dirty Commienist.

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 лет назад +58

      Fake News then and fake news now.

    • @dragonmasterlance123
      @dragonmasterlance123 7 лет назад +128

      Just replace communist with racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic etc.

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад +8

      idontknowevenanymore No they would never, maybe liberal social democracy garbadge.

  • @dans9463
    @dans9463 Год назад +4459

    If,Santa dresses up in red, disregards private property, redistributes the wealth.. Avoids big oil for alternative form of transportation... oh deer, he is a Communist.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +271

      We’re going to have to launch a special military operation of our own to the North Pole.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Год назад +143

      Don’t talk to the Elves about wealth re distribution & unionization (rights and plight of the workers) Saint Nick has them working for peanuts, figuratively and literally

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Год назад +25

      He doesn’t redistribute wealth

    • @andy99ish
      @andy99ish Год назад

      LOL Redistribution of wealth is socialist. Communism is no private wealth at all. Neither socialism nor communism care much for the environment.
      Santa is where the reindeers are, probably Northern Sweden. So a socialist plus probably a follower of Swedish infant Greta Thunberg !

    • @ulises6738
      @ulises6738 Год назад +51

      oh deer lol

  • @cyber41m
    @cyber41m 3 месяца назад +5

    i laughed so much while reading the comments that I spilled cherry juice on my T-shirt and my T-shirt was dyed RED.
    i may be a communist.

  • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
    @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 9 месяцев назад +1103

    0:56 Marching against 'KKK Terror'.
    Not gonna lie, those Communists sound incredibly based.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 6 месяцев назад

      March against KKK is just a front for evil communists! They try to entice you with stuff like free healthcare, justice for all, ending police brutality and regulating greedflation but they actually are communists and as everyone knows (communists included) comunnists are evil baby eaters!

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 6 месяцев назад

      And? Today's pinko. s ALSO pretend to be against the Ks and use it to advance their blatantly anti-Am notions.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 6 месяцев назад

      Pretending to be about justice is what the L wing has always done. Them then, and you today.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 6 месяцев назад +34

      They're only pretending to be about justice, just like u.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 6 месяцев назад +5

      YT is 1984 so it won't let me elaborate (tried many times) but there's a very long historical analysis proving my point which you could find if you actually cared.

  • @MAMBA187
    @MAMBA187 2 года назад +2049

    “I don’t know man, I think the US should get out of Vietnam.”
    Narrator: “Did you hear that? Sounds like someone is a communist…”

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 года назад +35

      Bla bla bla, M'urika bla bla bla Vietnam, is all I got, I am sorry but I don't speak communist.

    • @vralshrazmra4551
      @vralshrazmra4551 2 года назад +2

      @@Anonerak2 then you may be a communist...

    • @kshitizsaini3022
      @kshitizsaini3022 2 года назад +160

      @@Anonerak2 Are you okay?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 года назад +17

      @@kshitizsaini3022 Did you hear that? Was that a whoosh over your head?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 года назад +2

      @@vralshrazmra4551 He he he, well done, you have somehow managed to revealed me as the true communist and have foiled my evil plan to give free health care and education to capitalist west.

  • @cynthiatravers8757
    @cynthiatravers8757 2 года назад +2167

    In the late 1980's / early 1990's I worked a Maryland National Bank as a computer programmer. We had a guy on our team that was a card-carrying Communist, for real. And I asked him one time, I said, "Jack, you're a avowed Communist, a member of the party, yet you work at a bank, the most capitalist of all companies save the stock market." Before I could ask a question he cut me off and said, "the irony is not lost on me. What I do in my free time is my own business. What I do at work pays my bills. If being a teacher paid as well as a computer programmer, I would have been a teacher." He was a great guy and a pretty good programmer.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 2 года назад +346

      He's gotta eat somehow. But we don't know if half of his salary goes to supporting local communists or just locally helping the most disadvantaged groups.

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 2 года назад +98

      Sounds like he lacked the courage of his convictions. "Just doing my job" is not a valid excuse. When you get to the pearly gates, Ol' St. Pete is going to "just do his job."

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +750

      @@briankleinschmidt3664 it's kind of hard not to participate in capitalism while living in a capitalist society

    • @SpencerWilliamsIV
      @SpencerWilliamsIV 2 года назад

      Everyone wants to be a communist until they have to pay the bills.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 2 года назад +275

      @@SpencerWilliamsIV Honestly I think it's the opposite. The bills are high because of the unregulated real estate market. The jobs pay little because capitalist shareholders do everything in their power to give the workers as little as possible. Paying bills just gives you more reasons to want a different economic system.

  • @Rubberduckie3000
    @Rubberduckie3000 16 дней назад +1

    So what their saying is, if someone wears a shirt with big bold letter on it that says "I'm a communist" they mighty be a communist.

  • @Rose-vb4wk
    @Rose-vb4wk 7 лет назад +771

    0:00 "propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"
    Gotta love American freedom

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 3 года назад +128

      At least they were being honest back then about their true intentions

    • @EchoesofSimulacra
      @EchoesofSimulacra 2 года назад +75

      I think that might be Chomsky criticizing propaganda

    • @eve_avery
      @eve_avery 2 года назад +32

      @@unlimited8410
      Dunno, this seems like it was cut from a more contemporary, retrospective documentary

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 года назад +1

      rofl Communism runs on propaganda. It's the primary fuel.

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 2 года назад +27

      @@unlimited8410 no that was Noam Chomsky. This seems to be taken from a more recent documentary

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate 8 месяцев назад +717

    What I got from this: In the U.S. you are free to speak and have an opinion. Unless that opinion is the wrong opinion. In which case you have no rights.

    • @sasho_b.
      @sasho_b. 8 месяцев назад

      Freedom of speach is an absurd concept the moment you realize someone has to enforce it. Once more that things like advocacy for terrorism, spreading sensitive information, hate speach, and obviously critique of the government, somehow arent allowed this freedom. Someone draws the line but theu dont tell you where it is. The soviets were honest: you say shit about the government and we break your ankles (and even then, after stalin that wasnt really enforced). Anything else is ok.
      Thats why filmaking in the usa was so oddly terrified (insert George Lucas interview abt the USSR) that they might say the wrong thing, imply the wrong kind of message, attract the wrong interests. As such they had that rule book i cant remember, about what is and isnt allowed on screen.
      Jewish character? Might be a communist. Something to do with dr. King and the black movement? Might be a commie. A character thinks women should vote (even though they can)? Offff, i dont know about that.
      USSR? None of that, if there is a good party memeber character you can do whatever the hell it is you want. Though most of their art was often in the realm of the experimental, the snow queen, hell, guest from the future has the government as the antagonists. I even know one Bulgarian author who had a book that was debated on if it should be banned because it was anti-communist. He didnt go to a gulag, no no no, they were debating on if they should censor it. I may remember him, but if i dont, the other one is fine too. Meanwhile you suggest affordable health-care in the States and now you are Adolf Stalin, bringer of the apocalypse.
      Do they even hate Adolf these days?

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 6 месяцев назад +58

      Has always been and still is that way.

    • @dfsdfsd-g2b
      @dfsdfsd-g2b 6 месяцев назад

      Literally what are you talking about, you can find plenty of communist videos on RUclips.

    • @ERIN478
      @ERIN478 5 месяцев назад

      And don't forget--you may be a communist.

    • @cringelord9796
      @cringelord9796 4 месяца назад +35

      Dont expect any state to follow their own principles. It oftens falls short against what's practical or beneficial for those in high positions.

  • @springevans8654
    @springevans8654 6 лет назад +534

    In Soviet Russia, communist spots you.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 5 лет назад +21

      ☝️😦 ahhhhh...
      🤔...hmmm

    • @parker0216
      @parker0216 4 года назад +11

      Especially when lifting weights

    • @IndonesiaSehatTV
      @IndonesiaSehatTV 4 года назад +14

      Correction: In soviet russia, communists spots us

    • @enclave1165
      @enclave1165 4 года назад +41

      That is actually very historically accurate not even joking

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 3 года назад +4

      Underrated and true ! 😂😂😂

  • @lettuceha3368
    @lettuceha3368 2 месяца назад +10

    They literally showed an anti kkk rally as possible communists 😂😂

  • @mrparkerdan
    @mrparkerdan Год назад +509

    “No, comrade. I am not a communist!”

    • @Clock_Man_2763
      @Clock_Man_2763 Год назад +19

      “But I’m definitely still a Cummunist”

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa Год назад +30

      ...i just like to collect hammers and sickles. honest.

    • @TheSmokeOfSolidarity
      @TheSmokeOfSolidarity Год назад +8

      Yes, I can assure you the same thing!

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Год назад +1

      And then John was a zombie

  • @GaganKPolska
    @GaganKPolska 2 года назад +1346

    "If RUclips recommended you this video, you may be a communist."

  • @СергейАфанасенко-ъ5ш
    @СергейАфанасенко-ъ5ш 2 года назад +229

    I like the first phrase: "Therefore propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"...

    • @dzalbs_
      @dzalbs_ Год назад +5

      Same🤣

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад +1

      That chain-smoker, no?

    • @richhornie7000
      @richhornie7000 Год назад +1

      ​@@maazkalimChomsky

    • @sarcasmenul
      @sarcasmenul Год назад

      See the trick they did was they managed to disguise western propaganda behind the term “experts”. So these days its not propaganda, because the information you get comes from “experts”, doesnt matter where these people got that information in the first place and who pays them, all you need to do is switch your brain off and mindlessly drink the kool aid western mainstream media feeds you and happily cheer on the next atrocity done in the name of the international rules based order

    • @dbass4973
      @dbass4973 Год назад

      The word 'Propaganda' meant a different thing back then, or rather, had different connotations

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 7 лет назад +2540

    I don't know but i may be a communist.

    • @יואביאייל
      @יואביאייל 6 лет назад +117

      Vladimir Lenin I don't think you are

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 6 лет назад +57

      Vladimir Lenin
      Hmmmm...
      Good question. Stalin, Trotsky what do you two think the answer is ?

    • @L14MA
      @L14MA 6 лет назад +28

      Trotsky told me Lenin was right about party organisation and was a good communist. Stalin dug the grave of the revolution.

    • @fikrijuliansyah1601
      @fikrijuliansyah1601 6 лет назад +1

      U gave me a good laugh

    • @espirireis8396
      @espirireis8396 6 лет назад

      no shit! 0oO

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 2 года назад +1503

    This is the kind of stuff that an anti-capitalist would write in a novel and we'd roll our eyes saying it was "too on the nose"

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 2 года назад

      Of course, because that's a logical reaction to someone being a dumbass

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Год назад +1

      Reread 1984 btw it better describes america than the soviets.
      Orwell was a communist himself and the “proles” described in 1984 perfectly parody the average American. While Winston himself is part of the ruling senate that’s why he sees it from a different perspective

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 Год назад +1

      Except that is was written by anti-Democratic capitalists.

    • @FredrickTesla
      @FredrickTesla Год назад

      Well, I mean, the Daily Worker was openly Communist. And after the fall of the USSR it was revealed that they'd been sending money through various front groups in Hollywood to the tune of 2 million dollars annually for about 5 decades. Argue if they're a threat or not all you like, but there was provably lots of Soviet communist influence in the US during the cold war.

    • @franklin7213
      @franklin7213 Год назад +8

      Haha, nose

  • @danialaifaa1992
    @danialaifaa1992 Год назад +1324

    When you open a can of chips in the class, your entire classmate may be a communist.

    • @chinomon
      @chinomon Год назад +61

      Hello Comrade, may i have one chip?

    • @danialaifaa1992
      @danialaifaa1992 Год назад +57

      @@chinomon Yeah sure, why not..
      *Handing out a can of chips to my comrade*

    • @ddesmarais7251
      @ddesmarais7251 Год назад +29

      ​​@@danialaifaa1992Comrade!
      That action cannot be taken!
      This can of chips is state owned!

    • @TheYolo20
      @TheYolo20 Год назад +10

      Mf what is going on with this BASED comment section

    • @manumudgal4988
      @manumudgal4988 Год назад +3

      Then my whole grades from 1 to 10 were Communist.

  • @jverz9430
    @jverz9430 19 дней назад +1

    “When I feed the poor, they call me a saint, but when I ask why the poor are hungry," I might be a communist.

  • @X_mano
    @X_mano Год назад +698

    If he says hell to capitalism, has an image of karl marx plastered in every corner of his house, openly declares he is a communist then he may perhaps be a communist but we will never know

    • @sandcat2383
      @sandcat2383 Год назад +32

      Who can say really? He might not be a communist, it's too hard to tell

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan Год назад

      Probably an edgelord and not a real communist, wouldnt sell out his parents during the purge like a real commie.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Год назад

      marxists arent communist theyre cringe

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 Год назад

      @@supercool1312 🤦‍♂️

    • @Stevie-J
      @Stevie-J 7 месяцев назад +6

      Let's not be too hasty. He might have tourette's or OCD which makes him compulsively say strange things, and the Marx posters might have been gifts that he was too shy to turn down

  • @calummacgregor589
    @calummacgregor589 2 года назад +2545

    "End KKK terror"
    "But there are others that may work more... silently..."
    💀

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 2 года назад +179

      The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

    • @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192
      @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192 2 года назад +1

      All blacks are communist you know XD
      (That wath some poeple think during this periode)

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      The KKK are a controlled opposition organization. Democrats are the KKK and Black Lives Matter..Then they call Republicans KKK members..see how the Communist game works?

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic Год назад

      It's typical for commies even today to hold such messages. Commies are in toilets as where they've always been.

    • @saikku8035
      @saikku8035 Год назад

      Commies infiltrated numerous civil rights groups. One can be for civil rights without being a commie.

  • @2015Drama
    @2015Drama Год назад +4926

    *Tries to show communists as “evil and anti-American”
    *Shows communists holding an anti-KKK parade.

    • @solyom8034
      @solyom8034 Год назад

      well the kkk is prety american.

    • @irisrl123
      @irisrl123 Год назад +704

      that *was* evil and anti-american to them!

    • @fifkenrkfdk
      @fifkenrkfdk Год назад +152

      Based af

    • @fuzzzywan
      @fuzzzywan Год назад +4

      I don't think it was a specifically anti-KKK parade due to the "No War Bases" sign. Rather what I think they were trying to tell us was that the emotionally weak yet politically involved are communists, just not in the most literal sense of the word.

    • @iz5808
      @iz5808 Год назад +104

      With the time you might grow up to admit that the US institutions and all the Western world benefits were maintained because of the environment in which they existed, namely the white population of people of Western European descent. But I doubt, you will prolly claim that statement as hateful

  • @buzifalus
    @buzifalus 2 месяца назад +5

    RUclips icon is red, reddit is red, Mega is red. It must be a ... NO

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +968

    Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory-impossible.

  • @sejwok2628
    @sejwok2628 2 года назад +876

    I like how they slipped "if we say they're a communist, they're a communist" right in the middle there

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад

      Look, the Justice Department wouldn't lie. If you start espousing anti american thoughts that must mean you are a communist too!

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 года назад +142

      “Or organizations labeled communist by the Department of Justice”
      You’re right that was sly!

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 Год назад +17

      @@52flyingbicycles capitalists fight dirty.

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Год назад

      @@tommcewan7936 I'm guessing this only happened because the government had so much control over information. Nowadays they're so afraid of the public they no longer have any real convictions.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад

      Yep, I stamped that sleight-of-mouth at 0:30 - "@@52flyingbicycles".

  • @memeoverlord-pz5ns
    @memeoverlord-pz5ns 2 года назад +706

    If a person defends rights of the workers, then that person is enemy of the state.

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      Wanna guess why all our jobs fled to China? China is Communist, you know..Unions were working with the Communists to shut us down. It worked.

    • @АлпамысРустембек
      @АлпамысРустембек Год назад +44

      That's not a wrong statement, that's a truest possible statement

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 Год назад

      Yeah, we all know the rich own the government

    • @anonymoususer3012
      @anonymoususer3012 Год назад

      @@АлпамысРустембек Yeah, historically, the state has been nothing but an enemy for workers' rights. When laborers protested the brutal conditions, they were assaulted and killed by police- the enforcement arm of the state.

    • @wailnshred
      @wailnshred Год назад +31

      Sadly, I think that's why a lot of pretty decent Americans have been wrongly labeled as Communist.

  • @andreamaffei1
    @andreamaffei1 7 дней назад +1

    Communism will never die, as long as there is even a single person who understands that the world they live in is unjust and that another, different and better one for everyone is possible.

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 3 года назад +500

    “If that persons a communist… they may be a communist.”
    - Vladimir Foxworthy

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot 2 года назад +3

      "Here's your sign..."

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 2 года назад

      If you are opposed to the private ownership of the means of production, you might be a communist

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 2 года назад +3

      If you have to wait 6 years to get a used 1982 Camaro, you may be a RedCommunist

    • @Kenedienz
      @Kenedienz Год назад

      ☭ wait its in russian

  • @kjellkriminell372
    @kjellkriminell372 2 года назад +711

    "There are other communists who dont show their real faces"
    *Shows video of people protesting against the KKK like its a bad thing

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 2 года назад

      THOUSANDS of murders and rapes each year coming from the googles. If KKK was still a thing this wouldn't happen in the US. LET THAT SINK IN

    • @Mrcake0103
      @Mrcake0103 2 года назад +114

      “You mean right wing ideologies-founded on the idea of hierarchy as natural and just, and that some people really are superior to others-are racist?”
      “Always have been.”

    • @taowroland8697
      @taowroland8697 2 года назад +29

      @@Mrcake0103 but people are superior and inferior to each other, various human subspecies have differing qualities. Hierarchy is natural in every species, and most species are full of dead weight.

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 2 года назад +14

      @@Mrcake0103 hiearchy is natural and just.

    • @batrachian149
      @batrachian149 2 года назад +152

      @@taowroland8697
      >subspecies
      lol fascist

  • @RoosterG33rs
    @RoosterG33rs 2 года назад +495

    0:55 "There are other communists who dont show their real faces." as a women walks past holding an anti kkk sign.

    • @4040tee
      @4040tee Год назад +13

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 Год назад +7

      When someone is that conspicuously good, don't you DARE trust them.

    • @lovelife2186
      @lovelife2186 Год назад

      KKK is a communist

    • @Dieselenginesmatter
      @Dieselenginesmatter Год назад +7

      Even if u are against it, if someone wants to be a kkk member, its their choice and freedom of expression

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 Год назад

      @@Dieselenginesmatter The way to deal with groups like the Klan is not to ban them but to arm their targets.

  • @EldritchMcPie
    @EldritchMcPie 22 дня назад +2

    I am a communist and after watching this, I worry it might make me a communist.

  • @derpnz
    @derpnz 2 года назад +250

    "If your friend offers to share their chips with you"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @Nicky_Savage
      @Nicky_Savage 2 года назад

      My friends don't ask me if I want to share my chips with them or not, they simply take them.
      They might be communists

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 года назад +2

      I too want to share the chips of your labor, comrade.

    • @soumyadipgoswami1721
      @soumyadipgoswami1721 Год назад

      nope but if your friend insist you have to and must share chips then he is a communist .

  • @fuser312
    @fuser312 8 лет назад +477

    My Dog's room has a photo of Lenin hanging on the wall, he may be a communist then.........................Wait, that's my room, Oh shit....

    • @ComradeRhys
      @ComradeRhys 7 лет назад +21

      I also have a picture of Lenin in my room. I must be a Communist.

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 7 лет назад +12

      *McCarthyism intensifies

    • @Gonboo
      @Gonboo 6 лет назад +13

      Someone fire up the helicopter, this man gets a free ride.

    • @christopherclack3984
      @christopherclack3984 6 лет назад +1

      You may be a communist

    • @MyRockHoMama
      @MyRockHoMama 6 лет назад

      sahil singh Lennin was a dog

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 года назад +243

    Today I met a guy who was loudly and proudly declaring his love for communism. I can’t be too sure, but I think he might’ve been a communist.

  • @medicineman5645
    @medicineman5645 Месяц назад +2

    “If you got recommended this video, you MUST be a communist!”

  • @tahirrazavi7862
    @tahirrazavi7862 2 года назад +1205

    Activists : "Make love not war."
    Narrator : " They may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +1

      Communism is when orgy

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 года назад +101

      US logic: Everything thats good,is communist. For that reason,it is bad.
      It even sounds like a very cliche and cheap dystopia story.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu 2 года назад +38

      Yes make love, and let other nations walk all over you.
      A pacifist is simply a coward clapping them selfs on the back.

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 года назад +2

      @@truezulu And a warmonger is a weakling trying to be something more than a loser. Like you.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu 2 года назад +1

      @@hiredmurderer6228 Communism is bad. Very bad... It looks good, utopian even, but it is truely a horrid way of living...
      Anyone who says otherwise, really dont know what they are talking about.
      I could give you so many examples, but there is a much easier way. It has never ever worked anywhere... It ALWAYS results in less freedom and more poverty. Always. Which is not that strange, but it does take a bit of mental intelligence to understand why...

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 6 лет назад +224

    If she wears a shirt saying "I love communist"
    she might be communist

  • @otavio8566
    @otavio8566 7 лет назад +311

    if a person squats, drinks vodka and randomly yells "cyka!" *he might be a comunist*

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 6 лет назад +1

      Otavio *they

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 6 лет назад +5

      Otavio Naaaah he’s just a Gopnik! You can really tell the difference based upon 3 things, His cloths, what type of Vodka he drinks, and where he is squatting. Stay Cheeki Beeki

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 6 лет назад +4

      Otavio If he mains Tachanka he might be a communist

    • @kingcobra7183
      @kingcobra7183 2 года назад

      Cyka Blyat

    • @vbifusful
      @vbifusful 2 года назад

      Definitely not. Cause gopniks was be againts the goverment. Real pro-communist subculture is a lyubers, they wears wide plaid pants, and going to the gym.

  • @danielepicone2557
    @danielepicone2557 2 месяца назад +35

    What I learned is...
    I must be a communist

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers 4 месяца назад +543

    "Are you a Communist?"
    "Nyet!"
    "OK, you're good... wait, what??"

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 Месяц назад +5

      Hi racist :)

    • @Driven2Beers
      @Driven2Beers Месяц назад +7

      @lukasp4968 What's wrong with being racy?

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 Месяц назад +5

      @@Driven2Beersgenocide, slavery and wars is what it leads to? What do you think is right about it actually?

    • @Driven2Beers
      @Driven2Beers Месяц назад +8

      @lukasp4968 Not having Bobbi Fleckman tell our band that our album cover is too bloody controversial!

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 Месяц назад +2

      @@Driven2Beers who?

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat 6 лет назад +385

    If a person wears a cardboard sign hanging from their neck with the words "I'm a Communist" printed in Comic Sans font ... they might be a Communist.

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 года назад +28

      Us communists know better than to use that horrible font.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 2 года назад +5

      @@northernsines I actually like comic sans…

    • @Ljounieh
      @Ljounieh 2 года назад +2

      Comic Sans, communists would never!

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 года назад

      @Mr. Squiggles he’s probably a libertarian capitalist in disguise

    • @maddoxlacy9072
      @maddoxlacy9072 2 года назад +4

      Not comic sans, COMMUNIST sans

  • @_Gongola
    @_Gongola 6 лет назад +121

    It's like this was homework and he needed 4 points so he just added in 'if they say they're a communist they're probably a communist'

  • @zvonimirzulj723
    @zvonimirzulj723 4 месяца назад +1

    Even if one says he's not a communist... He may very well be a communist!

  • @phyziks09
    @phyziks09 10 лет назад +130

    LOL "If he openly claims to be a communist...WE TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT!"

    • @PopeUrbanX
      @PopeUrbanX 2 года назад

      As the old adage goes"Never ever trust a communist" meaning the statement said by the communist "I am a communist" is a lie since communists don't tell the truth meaning they aren't a communist

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад

      "if he says he's the president"
      "He must be a communist"
      "Wait what"

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 17 дней назад

      And I thought they said not to trust communists

  • @shahtayyib
    @shahtayyib 2 года назад +754

    [sobbing] "I'm sorry, buddy."
    "I don't understand... What have I done"
    [trembling, revealing a gun from his coat] "You halved it... With your friend."
    "Bro, bro please it was just a cookie. Please bro stop, please."
    "If your friend believes in sharing" [Wiping tear from left eye, cocking back a loaded revolver] "He may be a communist."

    • @CalTy316
      @CalTy316 2 года назад +62

      This took me on a ride like a three hundred page epic.

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib 2 года назад +80

      @@CalTy316 reading a book... comprised of 300 pages of equal value? might you be a... [Draws revolver]

    • @CalTy316
      @CalTy316 2 года назад +66

      @@shahtayyib [slowly puts down Das Kapital] “Hey now let’s think about our collective actions here comra-I MEAN FELLOW CAPITALISTIC AMERICAN!”

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib 2 года назад +15

      @@CalTy316 😂😂😂

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 года назад

      Hate for others stems from self hate. By that logic...
      You have two choices. Recognise the hypocrisy of the west, or shoot the gun. The only difference is that I don't pretend.
      What will you do?

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 2 года назад +49

    "If he or she is a member of the Communist Party, they may be a communist."
    "If he has one or more portraits of communist and socialist leaders, he just might be a communist."
    "If she's openly reading works like 'The Communist Manifesto' or 'Dialectical and Historical Materialism', she might be a communist."
    "If his name is Joseph Stalin and is the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the USSR, it's entirely possible, with all things considered, that he just may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +1

      “If you or someone you know is or has ever been a member of the Communist Party, they be a communist. Please contact the offices of Senator Joseph McCarthy immediately. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.”

    • @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б
      @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б Год назад +2

      I'm not sure about the last statement

    • @ФедяКрюков-в6ь
      @ФедяКрюков-в6ь Месяц назад

      If his name is Josef Stalin, he may be even a marxist-lenininst

  • @Loukaiyss
    @Loukaiyss 2 месяца назад +16

    As a communist, thank you for helping me blend in better.

  • @andrewfinch76
    @andrewfinch76 2 года назад +371

    "If she says she's not hungry right now then proceeds to eat half of your fries she might be a communist."

    • @kfchundur4087
      @kfchundur4087 2 года назад +10

      this Is what those witch hunts should have been about

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 года назад +3

      Solution: buy an extra order of fries

    • @kethwintham344
      @kethwintham344 2 года назад +10

      @@52flyingbicycles we will eat the fries and we will make the husbands pay for them

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 года назад +2

      Dunno about that. Proves lying though. That's worse.

    • @arvaneret_329
      @arvaneret_329 Год назад +1

      If the narrator didn't say that, but you, why did you use quotation marks?

  • @nikobellic1854
    @nikobellic1854 9 лет назад +1302

    I am a communist....."I may be a communist"

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 лет назад +5

      same lol

    • @grade8william
      @grade8william 9 лет назад +4

      same omggg

    • @stemm09
      @stemm09 9 лет назад +17

      +Niko Bellic We'll take your word for it.

    • @matchuBBG
      @matchuBBG 7 лет назад +28

      Niko Bellic all workers deserve free bowling sessions with Niko -Roman Bellic 2008

    • @thomasv-p8839
      @thomasv-p8839 7 лет назад +2

      Hey! How is Roman?

  • @Iampa1chavan
    @Iampa1chavan Год назад +690

    "Therefore propoganda is vastly more important for democratic societies"
    The opening line

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 Год назад +1

      it's true though. Democracy is about pawning off responsibility to the populace so the politicians can't be held accountable for their shitty job. Propaganda then serves the purpose of making the people believe that the politicians act according to the will of the people and also reforming the opinion of the people towards the given policy. In essence, democracy needs propaganda since the majority of any population is too retarded to actually form opinions and will gobble up whatever their tv tells them to

    • @steinmodus8943
      @steinmodus8943 Год назад +18

      I believe that's Noam Chomsky.

    • @moguzhansimsek
      @moguzhansimsek Год назад

      yes he is@@steinmodus8943

    • @BornTrespasser
      @BornTrespasser 9 месяцев назад

      Chomsky - A famous MIT anarchist who is VEHEMENTLY anti-communist and associated with Epstein.

    • @Spearca
      @Spearca 9 месяцев назад +19

      Chomsky for sure, and not true. While any government wants its viewpoint supported, in authoritarian systems propaganda is the _only_ way to advance this; there is no space for independent media. A government in a democratic society needs a core of genuine support.

  • @En0834
    @En0834 22 дня назад +2

    Very educative, thanks!

  • @CynnamonVA
    @CynnamonVA 7 лет назад +70

    "My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" -Abe Simpson

  • @adrianbassett1517
    @adrianbassett1517 10 лет назад +76

    If he writes editorial articles for a newspaper ... he may be a columnist.

  • @dububro
    @dububro 2 года назад +1269

    so proud of the creators for giving equal time to both genders, truly ahead of their time 🥲

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 2 года назад

      Though when they suggest someone exhibiting all 4 signs they say he implying women can only be partial communists

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 года назад

      You must be a communist

    • @nbewarwe
      @nbewarwe 2 года назад

      If someone is openly or discreetly supporting the equality of the genders, then they might be a communist

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 года назад +46

      @@nbewarwe you are accusing someone else of being a communist you might be a communist

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 2 года назад +1

      Obviously people who believe in gender equality are communists.

  • @Pl4gue.D0ctor
    @Pl4gue.D0ctor Месяц назад +1

    My mother always told me I had to share my toys with my sister. I always suspected my mom could be a communist

  • @m3photo726
    @m3photo726 9 месяцев назад +40

    So basically, in seventy odd years it seems nothing much has changed in governmental perception of the general public’s common sense. They’ll always think we’re stupid …

    • @exeggcutertimur6091
      @exeggcutertimur6091 3 месяца назад +3

      Unfortunately, we are stupid.

    • @CassiusZedaker-pr7kc
      @CassiusZedaker-pr7kc 2 месяца назад +1

      @@exeggcutertimur6091 We just proved beyond any doubt how stupid we really are.

    • @_trbr
      @_trbr 2 месяца назад +2

      @@exeggcutertimur6091And we’ll stay that way as long as capitalists control the education system. Simple minded workers is what is desired. Thinking is for the enlightened few.

  • @Joseph13562
    @Joseph13562 2 года назад +139

    If he or she crosses a hammer and sickle and sings the USSR anthem while holding the communist manifesto, then they may possibly be a communist

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein Год назад

      How do you cross a sickle and a hammer while holding the communist manifesto, if you have only 2 hands?

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Год назад

      nope, red fash

    • @francisdec1615
      @francisdec1615 Год назад

      The Soviet Union wasn't communist, but whatever.

    • @luckyduck507
      @luckyduck507 Год назад

      ​@@francisdec1615i'm sorry what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @weezer-core
      @weezer-core Год назад +5

      @@rattlemespoons577actually, the Soviet Union never claimed to be communist, it was a socialist state. In the constitution of the USSR it says it’s socialist. The west called it communism because the people running it were “communists” but the state was never communist. It’s a contradictory statement to call a state communist in the first place, because communism is a classless, STATELESS, moneyless society. Do some goddamn research instead of making factless claims on the internet. I know, very hypocritical of me, but at least I have done actual research.

  • @wyattbooth6372
    @wyattbooth6372 Год назад +323

    And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be…

  • @badatvideogames-XD
    @badatvideogames-XD Месяц назад +1

    thank you for the useful knowlege on how to spot fellow communists

  • @adamlee6435
    @adamlee6435 7 лет назад +161

    This looks like something you would find in a Fallout game.

    • @horricule451
      @horricule451 6 лет назад +42

      That's because Fallout does an excellent job of portraying 1950s culture

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 лет назад +2

      Says the communist...

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 лет назад

      Anybody who replies to me is a communist.

    • @Tripas350
      @Tripas350 6 лет назад +23

      "If you find someone who enjoys playing Fallout games, he *may* be a communist."

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell 10 лет назад +59

    Down with the imperialists!
    Didn't loyal Americans hate the British Empire?
    If the sign said 'Down with the British imperialists', wouldn't most loyal Americans support that?

    • @redtom43
      @redtom43 10 лет назад +19

      Americans? You mean British rebels.

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton 9 лет назад +4

      redtom43 Exactly! They were English until they became the United States so it was a civil war. They also had Spain, France and Holland on their side.

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 7 лет назад +9

      No, they are too indocrinated by PragerU's bullshit and demand that they be a British Colony again.

    • @jambalaya201
      @jambalaya201 6 лет назад +3

      american.exe stopped working

    • @luissanchez723
      @luissanchez723 3 года назад +1

      @@mikuhatsunegoshujin yup

  • @DJxSGGxNeo
    @DJxSGGxNeo 8 лет назад +487

    Fuck how can I hide now? :/

    • @carljuvy
      @carljuvy 8 лет назад +4

      xD

    • @dooku2489
      @dooku2489 8 лет назад +13

      Shit yeah we need to take down this video before I get exposed

    • @tylerwhite9923
      @tylerwhite9923 8 лет назад +4

      Book it to Cuba, thanks to the lifted embargo I think they might let people travel there pretty soon.

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 7 лет назад +8

      Mr Blank come to my place comerade, you can read Marx while you are in hiding!

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 7 лет назад +1

      Fegeleinmarsch he already came. I'm in the helicopter

  • @MynameisnotGraey
    @MynameisnotGraey Месяц назад +2

    Now I know what to look for in a friend.

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 7 лет назад +152

    I love how painfully obvious these all are.

  • @MagicLink43
    @MagicLink43 7 лет назад +55

    If he's holding a hammer and sickle, he may be a construction working farmer.

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 года назад +154

    I love how it goes from
    "Declares to be a communist"
    to
    "Criticizes the worst elements of American society"
    They all could be communist symptoms. Since I'm not a raging racist I also could be one

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад

      Wait, you think blacks and whites should be equal?
      That’s un-American--you must be a communist!

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 Год назад

      And you cut out the part where he said
      "If the person defends the activities of Communist nations while consistently attacking the domestic and foreign policy of the United States"
      Yeah, sit and spin you commie hypocrite.

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein Год назад

      Sounds familiar. Americans declare anti fascism or the claim that black lives matter as communist.

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 Год назад

      It was the 50s and the army published it. That's just how they are I guess.

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 Год назад +4

      ​@@skinwalker69420 unfortunately there are still some Americans that cling on to that exact mentality in all political parties.

  • @Jmcinally94
    @Jmcinally94 2 месяца назад +3

    "If they denounce American domestic affairs, they may be a communist"
    Protestor holding Down with KKK sign.

  • @elogic7368
    @elogic7368 Год назад +1292

    Americans : we are the country of freedom of speech and opinions
    Also americans :

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas Год назад +48

      Technically they could be communists, this video is just encouraging people to ostracize communists

    • @D1570R73D
      @D1570R73D Год назад

      What we have is better than what anywhere else on the planet has.
      Communism has proven to be destructive in every large scale implementation. It's not opinion, it's history.

    • @TheFirstGoomba
      @TheFirstGoomba Год назад +38

      “Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
      Bill Maher

    • @gook5219
      @gook5219 Год назад +21

      They are free to be communists, but the police has the right to watch you more carefully then

    • @agrajyadav2951
      @agrajyadav2951 Год назад

      ​@@TheFirstGoombayou're right, muriga is the worst terrorist state in the world, worse than even pakistan. Muricans shouldn't be tolerated.