How to Spot a Communist

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @flaviocubas2003
    @flaviocubas2003 6 лет назад +32316

    If your parrot keeps repeating "down with the capitalists"
    The owner might be a communist.

  • @Smartacus98
    @Smartacus98 9 лет назад +43235

    What I got from this: If somebody is a communist, he may be a communist.

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +29945

    "I am a communist, down with imperialism!"
    He might be a communist.

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 6 лет назад +30

      xxlCortez Lolololo

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 лет назад +180

      Nice comprehension. The commentator clearly said "we take his word for it" if he exclaims he's a communist. He also said if people support organizations with communist teachings, they might be communist. Please learn how to listen.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +99

      In other words, the way to spot communists is if they admit they are communists. Because the video clearly left out anything that would help spotting a communist who actually hides the fact he's a communist. Please learn how to comprehend.

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 лет назад +26

      You seem to be forgetting the fact you used the word "might". The video clearly states to take the statement of declaration at face value, regardless of the persons state, i.e. jocular or drunk, seen as the scene is set in a bar. The fact he didn't say "might" in this instance pretty much invalids your little quip. Liberally interchanging words isn't factual.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +9

      Watch 0:25 - 0:36 part, then try again.

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 7 месяцев назад +8666

    If he waves the banner of the Soviet Union, that's a big red flag.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 6 месяцев назад +77

      I thought that was China.

    • @gunsgalore7571
      @gunsgalore7571 6 месяцев назад +206

      @@matthewmcclary7855 Yeah, but the Soviet flag and the Chinese flag are pretty dang similar. Both are big red flags.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@gunsgalore7571 now I remember. The flag of the USSR.

    • @totneznakto
      @totneznakto 5 месяцев назад +19

      😂

    • @AjarSensation
      @AjarSensation 5 месяцев назад +8

      hahahhaaa

  • @mikenew11
    @mikenew11 6 лет назад +6589

    If he's got a big beard, wrote a book called Das Kapital and is called Karl, he might be a communist

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 3 года назад +117

      Hah. That one was at least somewhat sane. His modern followers are a way more horrifying and wilder tribe.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 2 года назад +35

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f who are you referring to?

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 2 года назад +87

      @@Doctor_Straing_StrangeMarx was a pretty sane guy compared to today's left.

    • @peterlee6391
      @peterlee6391 2 года назад

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f I completely agree.
      The modern "left" fouls the political name used to address those who only wanted to be free from 18 hours of constant factory work and still have no money to move up. Now these uneducated mobs, who got so drunk on peace, want gender to be a political matter. Actual socialist and communists try to make clean toilets for sick children in developing countries, and that act contributes more to the world than whatever the "modern left" got in mind.

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 2 года назад +77

      But if he wears a red coat, he is either a communist or he is Santa Claus. Giving out the sweat of his elves labour, yep, Santa is a communist.

  • @zglg123
    @zglg123 11 лет назад +4215

    This is so informative. Every time I passed a stand with "Down with Imperialists" written on the back with someone who looks and shouts suspiciously like Lenin, I just thought they were Mormons or Boy Scouts. Thanks, guys.

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 года назад +1

      Remember kids, only evil communist filth want to stop imperialism.

    • @mfisher1952
      @mfisher1952 2 года назад +1

      You naive, naive fool! They were Rotarians. Or Masons. Or Elks.

    • @kucinghitam4322
      @kucinghitam4322 2 года назад +7

      Your welcome

    • @buckyXII
      @buckyXII 2 года назад +3

      damn are you 23 now?

    • @toxico1152
      @toxico1152 2 года назад +4

      😂😂 bruh thank you 🙏

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 2 года назад +9302

    If a mother tells her kids to share, well.... Let's just say that's a _red_ flag.

    • @domco_i
      @domco_i 2 года назад +142

      This comment is underrated

    • @esense9602
      @esense9602 2 года назад

      You're using red flag, are you a communist?

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +263

      They are OUR kids

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 года назад +33

      @@warlordofbritannia perfect counter

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 года назад +30

      Lol cept the mother has the right to teach HER kids good social behavior. No one (especially government) has the right to tell me to share any of MY belongings.

  • @outlandishvision
    @outlandishvision 6 месяцев назад +731

    “My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!”
    - Abraham Simpson

    • @RenéSaussy
      @RenéSaussy Месяц назад +6

      That quote gave me diabetes or smt

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather Месяц назад +11

      @@RenéSaussyit gave you shin megami tensei?!

    • @goobalicious8019
      @goobalicious8019 Месяц назад +3

      It took me a few minutes to process that to be honest

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 26 дней назад

      What lovely Jewish humor

    • @simplesimon4717
      @simplesimon4717 17 дней назад

      Brilliant that just about sums up the whole MCarthy Communist witchunt mentality!

  • @cobinasaur
    @cobinasaur Год назад +6619

    If he blasts the Soviet national anthem at full volume, regularly quotes Karl Marx, directly and unquestionably states and explains his communist beliefs in full detail, and has a hammer and sickle on everything he owns, you might be able to consider that he could theoretically reasonably be somewhat communist under some definition.

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 Год назад +230

      Are you sure, I mean those red bastards are tricky.

    • @PissedoffAussi
      @PissedoffAussi Год назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg Год назад +55

      ​@Yannis Karageorgiou Certainly, a big leap foward

    • @Psx806
      @Psx806 Год назад +21

      This sounds like some rando on a certain Reddit

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 Год назад

      Sounds like a really stupid agent of the german "Verfassungsschutz" who tried much to hard to play a communist.

  • @Ston247
    @Ston247 2 года назад +11435

    My cat may be communist. He keeps saying, " Mao, Mao !"

    • @SaugatTimilsina
      @SaugatTimilsina Год назад +154

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 Год назад +545

      My dog might be a communist! He keeps saying *Союз нерушимый республик свободных-*

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks Год назад +270

      Everyone knows cats are anarkitties.

    • @dominykasgustas7890
      @dominykasgustas7890 Год назад +175

      Interestingly, 'mao' is also a cat in Mandarin

    • @ariamath_
      @ariamath_ Год назад +26

      sam o'nella academy

  • @iaincowell9747
    @iaincowell9747 6 лет назад +785

    If you were involved in the Soviet Union space program you may be a kosmonaut

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 6 лет назад +17

      If you are slave to Russian cabbage you are cole slav. If you are a flower of cabbage you are cole flower.

    • @daKoenig
      @daKoenig 4 года назад +1

      Underrated

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom Месяц назад

      🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Месяц назад

      A cosmonaut is anyone who travels through space. An astronaut is a cosmonaut who visits other stars.
      Alexei Leonov was supposed to be the first Soviet astronaut, the first Soviet citizen to walk on the moon. But then the programme was cancelled.
      NASA was created specifically to send a man to the moon and return him safely. They called their cosmonauts "astronauts" from the beginning even when they didn't actually visit other stars.
      And now that they have accomplished their initial goal twelve times, they still call them that, although they no longer have the capability to do that anymore.
      Or the need. NASA no longer needs to rely on manual labour on other planets for their exploration.

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 5 дней назад

      Astronauts haven't reached any stars though.

  • @anonymous-ts5ih
    @anonymous-ts5ih 5 месяцев назад +1544

    The US Constitution starts with „We the people“, which sounds communistic, so the USA must be communistic.

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 4 месяца назад +17

      They're not talking about you .

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 3 месяца назад +118

      ​@@lalaboardsDoesn't matter, what kind of good-natured capitalist would use such language?

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 3 месяца назад

      Thats correct ,in the communists own writings,I'm not part of the useful idiot ideologues they speak to .Just like the people in the constitution are not communists .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 3 месяца назад

      @@hamzerpanzer There is no capital for isms . The state and corporations have seized the means of production from the people in the constitution .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 3 месяца назад +8

      What an incredibly ignorant statement .

  • @dainos7_0_13
    @dainos7_0_13 7 лет назад +3797

    RUclips recommends me these kind of videos, I must be a communist

    • @augustopinochet2495
      @augustopinochet2495 6 лет назад +53

      Denis China please step this way sir, I have a helicopter waiting.

    • @americathebeautiful3577
      @americathebeautiful3577 6 лет назад +93

      Correction, youtube is a communist.

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 лет назад +7

      Augusto Pinochet general where are you taking him, may i ask

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 6 лет назад +11

      Something Negative Augusto Pinochet did this "funny" thing of taking communists and other opositors to helicopter rides and then pushing them off

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t like communist, my dad said they’re mean to their people and they steal

  • @brianarbenz7206
    @brianarbenz7206 4 года назад +3757

    0:09 "If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it." But I thought you couldn't trust those Communists. So if one of them says they are a communist, they must *not* be.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 года назад +64

      I am Communist cause I'm living a Communist's country.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 года назад +149

      But how can one say communists are to be distrusted if they are not communists?

    • @zubrifikusummuk
      @zubrifikusummuk 2 года назад +107

      but if they arent communists then u have to take their word for it so they are

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 года назад +82

      @@zubrifikusummuk if they are then they’re not and if they’re not then they are. what’s not to get

    • @guccifer7874
      @guccifer7874 2 года назад +8

      Bad attempt at sophistry, OP.

  • @kiardothefirst8011
    @kiardothefirst8011 6 лет назад +6666

    "if he/she shares a kit kat amongst siblings and friends"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @RayManiac90
      @RayManiac90 3 года назад +149

      I mean if you share your kit Kat you deserve to be in jail

    • @caraccident5357
      @caraccident5357 2 года назад +7

      Having anti-capitalist feelings and wanting to rid the tired workers of their bourgeoisie oppressors? Have a Snickers.
      You’re not you when your hungry.

    • @harryputang5352
      @harryputang5352 2 года назад +7

    • @miguelsantana6044
      @miguelsantana6044 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @christophersausedo4115
      @christophersausedo4115 2 года назад +11

      This doesn't even make sense.

  • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
    @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 6 месяцев назад +806

    0:56 Marching against 'KKK Terror'.
    Not gonna lie, those Communists sound incredibly based.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 3 месяца назад

      March against KKK is just a front for evil communists! They try to entice you with stuff like free healthcare, justice for all, ending police brutality and regulating greedflation but they actually are communists and as everyone knows (communists included) comunnists are evil baby eaters!

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 3 месяца назад

      And? Today's pinko. s ALSO pretend to be against the Ks and use it to advance their blatantly anti-Am notions.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 3 месяца назад

      Pretending to be about justice is what the L wing has always done. Them then, and you today.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 3 месяца назад +23

      They're only pretending to be about justice, just like u.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 3 месяца назад +4

      YT is 1984 so it won't let me elaborate (tried many times) but there's a very long historical analysis proving my point which you could find if you actually cared.

  • @Big-Chungus21
    @Big-Chungus21 2 года назад +12869

    I like how being a communist just meant “criticising the government” half the time.

    • @pauljohnson3851
      @pauljohnson3851 2 года назад +1040

      that's basically what being a fascist means these days

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 года назад +18

      @@pauljohnson3851 No it isn't. Being a fascist these days is what it always has been, supporting bigoted ideologies that marginalizes and hurts people.

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 года назад +4

      @@pauljohnson3851 When you realize the West has been inundated with fascism you start to see how nothing has really changed people who are critical of capitalism get seen as crazy communists

    • @misguidedErik2
      @misguidedErik2 2 года назад +730

      i mean it basicly still is lol, communist if youre left leaning, fascist if you are right leaning

    • @frankryan2505
      @frankryan2505 2 года назад +5

      @@pauljohnson3851 I don't remember communists storming the US capital building or refusing to accept democratic election results.

  • @TheUsuallySilentOne
    @TheUsuallySilentOne Год назад +4086

    "If they have a flag of the Soviet union, then that's a big red flag"
    Ok I'll see myself out

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 3 года назад +5789

    Using the knowledge gained in Vietnam, it can be determined that if they run upon being fired at, they’re a communist, and if they don’t run, then they’re a very brave communist.

    • @xoaking1862
      @xoaking1862 3 года назад +129

      @@hawks-wings I mean, they won, so I'd say it was worth it

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 года назад +11

      @@xoaking1862 Who won?

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +61

      @J S It was not only the United States that fought for South Vietnam

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +36

      @J S if you believe the data from the wiki, it follows that the troops of the South Vietnamese army had an army of 800 thousand people in 1968, and by 1975 as many as one and a half million, and at the end of the war 1 million of them were captured by the Viet Cong

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 года назад +63

      @J S in Vietnam at the same time and there were fewer Chinese in Vietnam on the side of the Viet Cong than Americans

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate 5 месяцев назад +473

    What I got from this: In the U.S. you are free to speak and have an opinion. Unless that opinion is the wrong opinion. In which case you have no rights.

    • @sasho_b.
      @sasho_b. 5 месяцев назад

      Freedom of speach is an absurd concept the moment you realize someone has to enforce it. Once more that things like advocacy for terrorism, spreading sensitive information, hate speach, and obviously critique of the government, somehow arent allowed this freedom. Someone draws the line but theu dont tell you where it is. The soviets were honest: you say shit about the government and we break your ankles (and even then, after stalin that wasnt really enforced). Anything else is ok.
      Thats why filmaking in the usa was so oddly terrified (insert George Lucas interview abt the USSR) that they might say the wrong thing, imply the wrong kind of message, attract the wrong interests. As such they had that rule book i cant remember, about what is and isnt allowed on screen.
      Jewish character? Might be a communist. Something to do with dr. King and the black movement? Might be a commie. A character thinks women should vote (even though they can)? Offff, i dont know about that.
      USSR? None of that, if there is a good party memeber character you can do whatever the hell it is you want. Though most of their art was often in the realm of the experimental, the snow queen, hell, guest from the future has the government as the antagonists. I even know one Bulgarian author who had a book that was debated on if it should be banned because it was anti-communist. He didnt go to a gulag, no no no, they were debating on if they should censor it. I may remember him, but if i dont, the other one is fine too. Meanwhile you suggest affordable health-care in the States and now you are Adolf Stalin, bringer of the apocalypse.
      Do they even hate Adolf these days?

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 3 месяца назад +35

      Has always been and still is that way.

    • @dfsdfsd-g2b
      @dfsdfsd-g2b 3 месяца назад

      Literally what are you talking about, you can find plenty of communist videos on RUclips.

    • @ERIN478
      @ERIN478 2 месяца назад

      And don't forget--you may be a communist.

    • @cringelord9796
      @cringelord9796 Месяц назад +18

      Dont expect any state to follow their own principles. It oftens falls short against what's practical or beneficial for those in high positions.

  • @winterberry3412
    @winterberry3412 3 года назад +1848

    I remember watching this in class and my classmates were always joking "They might be a communist."

    • @LumpyBumpyAcidFish
      @LumpyBumpyAcidFish 2 года назад +46

      now they are
      and they will be hunted

    • @cloakedhornets6515
      @cloakedhornets6515 2 года назад

      Passing the blame to others, common commie move....

    • @imdavidbaby
      @imdavidbaby 2 года назад +9

      Hey if you're serious, what year was it was this the 50s or 60s?!?

    • @danielstapler4315
      @danielstapler4315 2 года назад +10

      @@imdavidbaby M C M L 1950

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад +35

      "if he/she share a common interest in meme culture"
      "They might be a communist"

  • @Korstre
    @Korstre 8 лет назад +3898

    This is a really good BuzzFeed video.

    • @lolomgmetobavi
      @lolomgmetobavi 7 лет назад +134

      BuzzFeed is fake news.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 лет назад +8

      Kugee You dirty Commienist.

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 лет назад +59

      Fake News then and fake news now.

    • @dragonmasterlance123
      @dragonmasterlance123 7 лет назад +128

      Just replace communist with racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic etc.

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад +8

      idontknowevenanymore No they would never, maybe liberal social democracy garbadge.

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 Год назад +2002

    If he trains spiders to seize the means of production, he might be an arachno-communist.

    • @JoJo23saucisse
      @JoJo23saucisse Год назад +42

      How do I train spiders ?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 Год назад +189

      @@JoJo23saucisse I dunno, ask an arachno-communist.

    • @whatshouldyoucallme
      @whatshouldyoucallme Год назад

      If they deliberately put a bi flag on their pfp, they (might) be bi

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 Год назад +68

      I liked this joke on a spiritual level I'm unable to express.

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey Год назад +34

      This is the best political joke I've ever heard.

  • @osmm8483
    @osmm8483 6 месяцев назад +49

    When your friend is shouting “Karl Marx has great ideas!” They might just be a communist. Might.

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom Месяц назад +2

      🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

    • @osmm8483
      @osmm8483 Месяц назад

      @@DeterminismisFreedom fr🤙🤙

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom Месяц назад +1

      @@osmm8483 Do you know what Determinism is?

    • @branch_ranch
      @branch_ranch Месяц назад +1

      ​@@DeterminismisFreedomi don't but am interested.

    • @klarachiamarsi5935
      @klarachiamarsi5935 13 дней назад +1

      Unless they meant Marx's idea to grow a big beard

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal 2 года назад +7272

    I’m not even socialist, but the idea that “End the KKK” was considered a subversion of American national policy is just laughably absurd

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, imagine if white supremacy was ever national policy, thank goodness that never hap…
      *looks at Jim Crow*
      Oh.

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 2 года назад +5

      If someone is black, or Catholic, or just a decent human being in general...
      THEY MIGHT BE A COMMUNIST!

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 2 года назад +3

      KKK is a nationalist organization so...

    • @AccountInactive
      @AccountInactive 2 года назад +355

      Democrats made about as much sense back then as they do today so we can't be too surprised.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 2 года назад +2

      @@AccountInactive yeah i mean republicans working with kkk members, at least they're honest with it

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 2 года назад +8457

    "If he openly declares to be a Communist, they *may* be a Communist"
    I mean, yeah, technically speaking you are correct

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 Год назад +37

      Yeah that's kind of a given. We didn't need a short to tell us that.

    • @KudoShinichii1412
      @KudoShinichii1412 Год назад +4

      I mean he could be lying too
      I can say:
      I AM A COMMUNIST
      but that doesn't mean I am really

    • @DonTornado
      @DonTornado Год назад +301

      The man in the video actually said, “If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it.”

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil Год назад +190

      @@DonTornado i dont care, i just want free likes because watching virtual numbers go up increases my dopamine

    • @SilverSquirrel
      @SilverSquirrel Год назад

      Hard to be sure. You can't trust a communist.

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa Год назад +5108

    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” - Dom Helder Camara

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      Since when communists care about food lol half of China millions of Russians and polish and other nation literally starved to death and on a good Sunday they be in lines for a bread and some water not to mention working to death inside the gulag

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      It's a fair question. Do they spend their welfare on shoes or crack instead of food? If so, then it's not societies fault..

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic Год назад +42

      When one is joking around about starving, he's pretty loony enough to think seriously

    • @nerdycookiegirl8423
      @nerdycookiegirl8423 Год назад +58

      tbf, one is an action, and the other is a question that has zero action to it.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +15

      @@philosophyversuslogic lol joking about starving nah nah I'm just telling history like always yall leftists always love to rewrite history right lol

  • @obyarnold599
    @obyarnold599 6 месяцев назад +124

    I love how it tries to frame an anti-KKK protest as nefarious😊

    • @TheOrangeKing47
      @TheOrangeKing47 6 месяцев назад +6

      Nefarious I tell you!!

    • @t.wcharles2171
      @t.wcharles2171 6 месяцев назад

      What the narrator is trying to say is that benign causes such as anti KKK activism have infiltrated by forces working against America, the banner calling for an end of US overseas bases is testament to that.

    • @LaviniaDosanjos-d9z
      @LaviniaDosanjos-d9z 3 месяца назад +1

      Dr Nefarious ​@@TheOrangeKing47

    • @TheOrangeKing47
      @TheOrangeKing47 3 месяца назад

      @@LaviniaDosanjos-d9z What a character HAHAHAH

    • @InappropriatePolarbear
      @InappropriatePolarbear 3 месяца назад +6

      If it's the equivalent of a BLM protest today then it probably wasn't very charitable at least.

  • @dans9463
    @dans9463 Год назад +4404

    If,Santa dresses up in red, disregards private property, redistributes the wealth.. Avoids big oil for alternative form of transportation... oh deer, he is a Communist.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +266

      We’re going to have to launch a special military operation of our own to the North Pole.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Год назад +138

      Don’t talk to the Elves about wealth re distribution & unionization (rights and plight of the workers) Saint Nick has them working for peanuts, figuratively and literally

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Год назад +24

      He doesn’t redistribute wealth

    • @andy99ish
      @andy99ish Год назад

      LOL Redistribution of wealth is socialist. Communism is no private wealth at all. Neither socialism nor communism care much for the environment.
      Santa is where the reindeers are, probably Northern Sweden. So a socialist plus probably a follower of Swedish infant Greta Thunberg !

    • @ulises6738
      @ulises6738 Год назад +51

      oh deer lol

  • @milotheaxolotl4709
    @milotheaxolotl4709 3 года назад +6419

    "If he declares himself a communist, hr may be a communist"
    I mean, he's not wrong.

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 2 года назад

      @Phytom and I’m the assassinator of the American president.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 года назад

      If he looks at you in a long time, he might be a communist.

    • @BigMT9022
      @BigMT9022 2 года назад +82

      @Phytom What’s up Brandon

    • @person3538
      @person3538 2 года назад +41

      The real answer is: "does he have pink hair?"

    • @Tracequaza
      @Tracequaza 2 года назад

      that's not a quote from the video dipshit

  • @dutch4973
    @dutch4973 3 года назад +6141

    protester: “end kkk terror”
    narrator: they may be a communist

    • @21stcenturyfossil7
      @21stcenturyfossil7 3 года назад +3

      Yep. That's where it starts. The Commies are masters of the Slippery Slope,

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 2 года назад +7

      @@21stcenturyfossil7 Next they're gonna give the workers more rights! And then black people! And then the homosexuals!
      Dear God now they can exist freely without me being able to lynch them for existing!

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 2 года назад +698

      @@gabrielegenota1480 ...and next thing you know, PUBLIC HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 2 года назад +782

      @@tommythecat4961 CHRIST ALMIGHTY-
      THE ABILITY TO NOT DIE FROM SICKNESS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO BANKRUPT?
      DISGUSTING

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 2 года назад +1

      @@gabrielegenota1480 what do you expect from COMMUNISTS

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 29 дней назад +17

    0:52 I thought the narrator was gonna say " He *is* a communist."

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 7 лет назад +2424

    I don't know but i may be a communist.

    • @יואביאייל
      @יואביאייל 6 лет назад +115

      Vladimir Lenin I don't think you are

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 6 лет назад +54

      Vladimir Lenin
      Hmmmm...
      Good question. Stalin, Trotsky what do you two think the answer is ?

    • @L14MA
      @L14MA 6 лет назад +26

      Trotsky told me Lenin was right about party organisation and was a good communist. Stalin dug the grave of the revolution.

    • @fikrijuliansyah1601
      @fikrijuliansyah1601 6 лет назад +1

      U gave me a good laugh

    • @espirireis8396
      @espirireis8396 6 лет назад

      no shit! 0oO

  • @springevans8654
    @springevans8654 6 лет назад +486

    In Soviet Russia, communist spots you.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 5 лет назад +19

      ☝️😦 ahhhhh...
      🤔...hmmm

    • @parker0216
      @parker0216 4 года назад +10

      Especially when lifting weights

    • @IndonesiaSehatTV
      @IndonesiaSehatTV 3 года назад +13

      Correction: In soviet russia, communists spots us

    • @enclave1165
      @enclave1165 3 года назад +36

      That is actually very historically accurate not even joking

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 3 года назад +4

      Underrated and true ! 😂😂😂

  • @MAMBA187
    @MAMBA187 2 года назад +1995

    “I don’t know man, I think the US should get out of Vietnam.”
    Narrator: “Did you hear that? Sounds like someone is a communist…”

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 Год назад +34

      Bla bla bla, M'urika bla bla bla Vietnam, is all I got, I am sorry but I don't speak communist.

    • @vralshrazmra4551
      @vralshrazmra4551 Год назад +2

      @@Anonerak2 then you may be a communist...

    • @kshitizsaini3022
      @kshitizsaini3022 Год назад +150

      @@Anonerak2 Are you okay?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 Год назад +17

      @@kshitizsaini3022 Did you hear that? Was that a whoosh over your head?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 Год назад +2

      @@vralshrazmra4551 He he he, well done, you have somehow managed to revealed me as the true communist and have foiled my evil plan to give free health care and education to capitalist west.

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers Месяц назад +7

    "Are you a Communist?"
    "Nyet!"
    "OK, you're good... wait, what??"

  • @sejwok2628
    @sejwok2628 2 года назад +869

    I like how they slipped "if we say they're a communist, they're a communist" right in the middle there

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад

      Look, the Justice Department wouldn't lie. If you start espousing anti american thoughts that must mean you are a communist too!

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Год назад +143

      “Or organizations labeled communist by the Department of Justice”
      You’re right that was sly!

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 Год назад +17

      @@52flyingbicycles capitalists fight dirty.

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Год назад

      @@tommcewan7936 I'm guessing this only happened because the government had so much control over information. Nowadays they're so afraid of the public they no longer have any real convictions.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад

      Yep, I stamped that sleight-of-mouth at 0:30 - "@@52flyingbicycles".

  • @mrparkerdan
    @mrparkerdan Год назад +491

    “No, comrade. I am not a communist!”

    • @Clock_Man_2763
      @Clock_Man_2763 Год назад +18

      “But I’m definitely still a Cummunist”

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa Год назад +28

      ...i just like to collect hammers and sickles. honest.

    • @TheSmokeOfSolidarity
      @TheSmokeOfSolidarity Год назад +6

      Yes, I can assure you the same thing!

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Год назад +1

      And then John was a zombie

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +964

    Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory-impossible.

  • @m3photo726
    @m3photo726 6 месяцев назад +13

    So basically, in seventy odd years it seems nothing much has changed in governmental perception of the general public’s common sense. They’ll always think we’re stupid …

  • @X_mano
    @X_mano Год назад +687

    If he says hell to capitalism, has an image of karl marx plastered in every corner of his house, openly declares he is a communist then he may perhaps be a communist but we will never know

    • @sandcat2383
      @sandcat2383 Год назад +31

      Who can say really? He might not be a communist, it's too hard to tell

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan Год назад

      Probably an edgelord and not a real communist, wouldnt sell out his parents during the purge like a real commie.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Год назад

      marxists arent communist theyre cringe

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 Год назад

      @@supercool1312 🤦‍♂️

    • @Stevie-J
      @Stevie-J 4 месяца назад +6

      Let's not be too hasty. He might have tourette's or OCD which makes him compulsively say strange things, and the Marx posters might have been gifts that he was too shy to turn down

  • @GaganKPolska
    @GaganKPolska Год назад +1301

    "If RUclips recommended you this video, you may be a communist."

  • @СергейАфанасенко-ъ5ш

    I like the first phrase: "Therefore propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"...

    • @dzalbs_
      @dzalbs_ Год назад +4

      Same🤣

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад +1

      That chain-smoker, no?

    • @richhornie7000
      @richhornie7000 Год назад +1

      ​@@maazkalimChomsky

    • @sarcasmenul
      @sarcasmenul Год назад

      See the trick they did was they managed to disguise western propaganda behind the term “experts”. So these days its not propaganda, because the information you get comes from “experts”, doesnt matter where these people got that information in the first place and who pays them, all you need to do is switch your brain off and mindlessly drink the kool aid western mainstream media feeds you and happily cheer on the next atrocity done in the name of the international rules based order

    • @dbass4973
      @dbass4973 Год назад

      The word 'Propaganda' meant a different thing back then, or rather, had different connotations

  • @painfultruth1846
    @painfultruth1846 3 месяца назад +27

    As a communist i can confirm this is a good way to spot a communist

    • @Steel-toad-Jack
      @Steel-toad-Jack 3 месяца назад +1

      Comrade, I think you may be a communist but then again... you might not be.

    • @Anonymous-zu1gb
      @Anonymous-zu1gb 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Steel-toad-Jack Comrade, did you not watch the video? "If he openly declares himself to be a communist, we take him at his word."

  • @calummacgregor589
    @calummacgregor589 Год назад +2518

    "End KKK terror"
    "But there are others that may work more... silently..."
    💀

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz Год назад +173

      The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

    • @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192
      @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192 Год назад +1

      All blacks are communist you know XD
      (That wath some poeple think during this periode)

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      The KKK are a controlled opposition organization. Democrats are the KKK and Black Lives Matter..Then they call Republicans KKK members..see how the Communist game works?

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic Год назад

      It's typical for commies even today to hold such messages. Commies are in toilets as where they've always been.

    • @saikku8035
      @saikku8035 Год назад

      Commies infiltrated numerous civil rights groups. One can be for civil rights without being a commie.

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 Год назад +1489

    This is the kind of stuff that an anti-capitalist would write in a novel and we'd roll our eyes saying it was "too on the nose"

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr Год назад

      Of course, because that's a logical reaction to someone being a dumbass

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Год назад +1

      Reread 1984 btw it better describes america than the soviets.
      Orwell was a communist himself and the “proles” described in 1984 perfectly parody the average American. While Winston himself is part of the ruling senate that’s why he sees it from a different perspective

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 Год назад +1

      Except that is was written by anti-Democratic capitalists.

    • @FredrickTesla
      @FredrickTesla Год назад

      Well, I mean, the Daily Worker was openly Communist. And after the fall of the USSR it was revealed that they'd been sending money through various front groups in Hollywood to the tune of 2 million dollars annually for about 5 decades. Argue if they're a threat or not all you like, but there was provably lots of Soviet communist influence in the US during the cold war.

    • @franklin7213
      @franklin7213 Год назад +8

      Haha, nose

  • @danialaifaa1992
    @danialaifaa1992 Год назад +1301

    When you open a can of chips in the class, your entire classmate may be a communist.

    • @chinomon
      @chinomon Год назад +61

      Hello Comrade, may i have one chip?

    • @danialaifaa1992
      @danialaifaa1992 Год назад +57

      @@chinomon Yeah sure, why not..
      *Handing out a can of chips to my comrade*

    • @ddesmarais7251
      @ddesmarais7251 Год назад +29

      ​​@@danialaifaa1992Comrade!
      That action cannot be taken!
      This can of chips is state owned!

    • @TheYolo20
      @TheYolo20 Год назад +11

      Mf what is going on with this BASED comment section

    • @manumudgal4988
      @manumudgal4988 Год назад +3

      Then my whole grades from 1 to 10 were Communist.

  • @Munchausen45
    @Munchausen45 3 месяца назад +17

    0:48 Underrated Jeff Foxworthy bit…

    • @chriszm2033
      @chriszm2033 Месяц назад +2

      Glad someone mentioned him. I kept hearing his voice while I watched this.

    • @ZachariahtheMessiah
      @ZachariahtheMessiah Месяц назад

      This is where he got his bit from likely

  • @_Gongola
    @_Gongola 6 лет назад +117

    It's like this was homework and he needed 4 points so he just added in 'if they say they're a communist they're probably a communist'

  • @cynthiatravers8757
    @cynthiatravers8757 2 года назад +2153

    In the late 1980's / early 1990's I worked a Maryland National Bank as a computer programmer. We had a guy on our team that was a card-carrying Communist, for real. And I asked him one time, I said, "Jack, you're a avowed Communist, a member of the party, yet you work at a bank, the most capitalist of all companies save the stock market." Before I could ask a question he cut me off and said, "the irony is not lost on me. What I do in my free time is my own business. What I do at work pays my bills. If being a teacher paid as well as a computer programmer, I would have been a teacher." He was a great guy and a pretty good programmer.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron Год назад +339

      He's gotta eat somehow. But we don't know if half of his salary goes to supporting local communists or just locally helping the most disadvantaged groups.

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 Год назад +97

      Sounds like he lacked the courage of his convictions. "Just doing my job" is not a valid excuse. When you get to the pearly gates, Ol' St. Pete is going to "just do his job."

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Год назад +737

      @@briankleinschmidt3664 it's kind of hard not to participate in capitalism while living in a capitalist society

    • @SpencerWilliamsIV
      @SpencerWilliamsIV Год назад

      Everyone wants to be a communist until they have to pay the bills.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron Год назад +269

      @@SpencerWilliamsIV Honestly I think it's the opposite. The bills are high because of the unregulated real estate market. The jobs pay little because capitalist shareholders do everything in their power to give the workers as little as possible. Paying bills just gives you more reasons to want a different economic system.

  • @dububro
    @dububro 2 года назад +1265

    so proud of the creators for giving equal time to both genders, truly ahead of their time 🥲

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 2 года назад

      Though when they suggest someone exhibiting all 4 signs they say he implying women can only be partial communists

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 года назад

      You must be a communist

    • @nbewarwe
      @nbewarwe 2 года назад

      If someone is openly or discreetly supporting the equality of the genders, then they might be a communist

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 года назад +45

      @@nbewarwe you are accusing someone else of being a communist you might be a communist

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 2 года назад +1

      Obviously people who believe in gender equality are communists.

  • @GogumeloVermelho
    @GogumeloVermelho Месяц назад +5

    Great guide on spotting new comrades, thanks!

  • @Rose-vb4wk
    @Rose-vb4wk 6 лет назад +744

    0:00 "propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"
    Gotta love American freedom

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 2 года назад +124

      At least they were being honest back then about their true intentions

    • @EchoesofSimulacra
      @EchoesofSimulacra 2 года назад +72

      I think that might be Chomsky criticizing propaganda

    • @eve_avery
      @eve_avery 2 года назад +31

      @@unlimited8410
      Dunno, this seems like it was cut from a more contemporary, retrospective documentary

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 года назад +1

      rofl Communism runs on propaganda. It's the primary fuel.

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 2 года назад +27

      @@unlimited8410 no that was Noam Chomsky. This seems to be taken from a more recent documentary

  • @derpnz
    @derpnz 2 года назад +231

    "If your friend offers to share their chips with you"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @Nicky_Savage
      @Nicky_Savage 2 года назад

      My friends don't ask me if I want to share my chips with them or not, they simply take them.
      They might be communists

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 года назад +2

      I too want to share the chips of your labor, comrade.

    • @soumyadipgoswami1721
      @soumyadipgoswami1721 Год назад

      nope but if your friend insist you have to and must share chips then he is a communist .

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 6 лет назад +218

    If she wears a shirt saying "I love communist"
    she might be communist

  • @draidog
    @draidog 11 месяцев назад +9

    i love this! a perfect example of the duck test! (if it quack like a duck, walk like a duck, it must be a duck) used in medical analysis!

  • @phyziks09
    @phyziks09 10 лет назад +127

    LOL "If he openly claims to be a communist...WE TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT!"

    • @PopeUrbanX
      @PopeUrbanX 2 года назад

      As the old adage goes"Never ever trust a communist" meaning the statement said by the communist "I am a communist" is a lie since communists don't tell the truth meaning they aren't a communist

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад

      "if he says he's the president"
      "He must be a communist"
      "Wait what"

  • @fuser312
    @fuser312 8 лет назад +473

    My Dog's room has a photo of Lenin hanging on the wall, he may be a communist then.........................Wait, that's my room, Oh shit....

    • @ComradeRhys
      @ComradeRhys 7 лет назад +21

      I also have a picture of Lenin in my room. I must be a Communist.

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 6 лет назад +12

      *McCarthyism intensifies

    • @Gonboo
      @Gonboo 6 лет назад +13

      Someone fire up the helicopter, this man gets a free ride.

    • @christopherclack3984
      @christopherclack3984 6 лет назад +1

      You may be a communist

    • @MyRockHoMama
      @MyRockHoMama 6 лет назад

      sahil singh Lennin was a dog

  • @2015Drama
    @2015Drama Год назад +4925

    *Tries to show communists as “evil and anti-American”
    *Shows communists holding an anti-KKK parade.

    • @coldpotatoes2556
      @coldpotatoes2556 Год назад +159

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Like WTF!

    • @solyom8034
      @solyom8034 Год назад

      well the kkk is prety american.

    • @irisrl123
      @irisrl123 Год назад +707

      that *was* evil and anti-american to them!

    • @fifkenrkfdk
      @fifkenrkfdk Год назад +154

      Based af

    • @fuzzzywan
      @fuzzzywan Год назад +4

      I don't think it was a specifically anti-KKK parade due to the "No War Bases" sign. Rather what I think they were trying to tell us was that the emotionally weak yet politically involved are communists, just not in the most literal sense of the word.

  • @ToaGatanuva
    @ToaGatanuva 6 месяцев назад +10

    If somebody eats exclusively vegetables and fruit, they may be vegan

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 3 года назад +497

    “If that persons a communist… they may be a communist.”
    - Vladimir Foxworthy

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot 2 года назад +3

      "Here's your sign..."

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 2 года назад

      If you are opposed to the private ownership of the means of production, you might be a communist

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 2 года назад +3

      If you have to wait 6 years to get a used 1982 Camaro, you may be a RedCommunist

    • @Kenedien_737
      @Kenedien_737 Год назад

      ☭ wait its in russian

  • @memeoverlord-pz5ns
    @memeoverlord-pz5ns Год назад +694

    If a person defends rights of the workers, then that person is enemy of the state.

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 Год назад

      Wanna guess why all our jobs fled to China? China is Communist, you know..Unions were working with the Communists to shut us down. It worked.

    • @АлпамысРустембек
      @АлпамысРустембек Год назад +42

      That's not a wrong statement, that's a truest possible statement

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 Год назад

      Yeah, we all know the rich own the government

    • @anonymoususer3012
      @anonymoususer3012 Год назад

      @@АлпамысРустембек Yeah, historically, the state has been nothing but an enemy for workers' rights. When laborers protested the brutal conditions, they were assaulted and killed by police- the enforcement arm of the state.

    • @wailnshred
      @wailnshred Год назад +30

      Sadly, I think that's why a lot of pretty decent Americans have been wrongly labeled as Communist.

  • @shahtayyib
    @shahtayyib 2 года назад +752

    [sobbing] "I'm sorry, buddy."
    "I don't understand... What have I done"
    [trembling, revealing a gun from his coat] "You halved it... With your friend."
    "Bro, bro please it was just a cookie. Please bro stop, please."
    "If your friend believes in sharing" [Wiping tear from left eye, cocking back a loaded revolver] "He may be a communist."

    • @tycalvert6011
      @tycalvert6011 Год назад +62

      This took me on a ride like a three hundred page epic.

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib Год назад +80

      @@tycalvert6011 reading a book... comprised of 300 pages of equal value? might you be a... [Draws revolver]

    • @tycalvert6011
      @tycalvert6011 Год назад +66

      @@shahtayyib [slowly puts down Das Kapital] “Hey now let’s think about our collective actions here comra-I MEAN FELLOW CAPITALISTIC AMERICAN!”

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib Год назад +15

      @@tycalvert6011 😂😂😂

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 Год назад

      Hate for others stems from self hate. By that logic...
      You have two choices. Recognise the hypocrisy of the west, or shoot the gun. The only difference is that I don't pretend.
      What will you do?

  • @cyber41m
    @cyber41m Месяц назад +3

    i laughed so much while reading the comments that I spilled cherry juice on my T-shirt and my T-shirt was dyed RED.
    i may be a communist.

  • @kjellkriminell372
    @kjellkriminell372 2 года назад +698

    "There are other communists who dont show their real faces"
    *Shows video of people protesting against the KKK like its a bad thing

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 2 года назад

      THOUSANDS of murders and rapes each year coming from the googles. If KKK was still a thing this wouldn't happen in the US. LET THAT SINK IN

    • @Mrcake0103
      @Mrcake0103 2 года назад +111

      “You mean right wing ideologies-founded on the idea of hierarchy as natural and just, and that some people really are superior to others-are racist?”
      “Always have been.”

    • @taowroland8697
      @taowroland8697 2 года назад +29

      @@Mrcake0103 but people are superior and inferior to each other, various human subspecies have differing qualities. Hierarchy is natural in every species, and most species are full of dead weight.

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 2 года назад +14

      @@Mrcake0103 hiearchy is natural and just.

    • @batrachian149
      @batrachian149 2 года назад +147

      @@taowroland8697
      >subspecies
      lol fascist

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat 6 лет назад +382

    If a person wears a cardboard sign hanging from their neck with the words "I'm a Communist" printed in Comic Sans font ... they might be a Communist.

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 года назад +29

      Us communists know better than to use that horrible font.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 2 года назад +5

      @@northernsines I actually like comic sans…

    • @Ljounieh
      @Ljounieh 2 года назад +2

      Comic Sans, communists would never!

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 года назад

      @Mr. Squiggles he’s probably a libertarian capitalist in disguise

    • @maddoxlacy9072
      @maddoxlacy9072 2 года назад +4

      Not comic sans, COMMUNIST sans

  • @nikobellic1854
    @nikobellic1854 9 лет назад +1301

    I am a communist....."I may be a communist"

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 лет назад +5

      same lol

    • @grade8william
      @grade8william 9 лет назад +4

      same omggg

    • @stemm09
      @stemm09 9 лет назад +17

      +Niko Bellic We'll take your word for it.

    • @matchuBBG
      @matchuBBG 7 лет назад +28

      Niko Bellic all workers deserve free bowling sessions with Niko -Roman Bellic 2008

    • @thomasv-p8839
      @thomasv-p8839 7 лет назад +2

      Hey! How is Roman?

  • @alexanderkuptsov6117
    @alexanderkuptsov6117 5 месяцев назад +4

    If he plays Red Alert all parts repeatedly and listens to the Soviet March....

  • @tahirrazavi7862
    @tahirrazavi7862 2 года назад +1200

    Activists : "Make love not war."
    Narrator : " They may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +1

      Communism is when orgy

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 Год назад +101

      US logic: Everything thats good,is communist. For that reason,it is bad.
      It even sounds like a very cliche and cheap dystopia story.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu Год назад +38

      Yes make love, and let other nations walk all over you.
      A pacifist is simply a coward clapping them selfs on the back.

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 Год назад +2

      @@truezulu And a warmonger is a weakling trying to be something more than a loser. Like you.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu Год назад +1

      @@hiredmurderer6228 Communism is bad. Very bad... It looks good, utopian even, but it is truely a horrid way of living...
      Anyone who says otherwise, really dont know what they are talking about.
      I could give you so many examples, but there is a much easier way. It has never ever worked anywhere... It ALWAYS results in less freedom and more poverty. Always. Which is not that strange, but it does take a bit of mental intelligence to understand why...

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 года назад +241

    Today I met a guy who was loudly and proudly declaring his love for communism. I can’t be too sure, but I think he might’ve been a communist.

  • @CynnamonVA
    @CynnamonVA 7 лет назад +62

    "My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" -Abe Simpson

  • @whitefeather8387
    @whitefeather8387 3 месяца назад +8

    How to identify a capitalist:
    Likes trading
    Refuses to elaborate on everything
    Doesnt pay taxes
    Greedy
    😅

    • @Neo2Rus
      @Neo2Rus 3 месяца назад +1

      Nope.

    • @davigamesp53
      @davigamesp53 Месяц назад +1

      As a certified professional in identifying the bourgeoisie i can confirm these are acurrate identification requirements

  • @adrianbassett1517
    @adrianbassett1517 10 лет назад +67

    If he writes editorial articles for a newspaper ... he may be a columnist.

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 7 лет назад +151

    I love how painfully obvious these all are.

  • @andrewfinch76
    @andrewfinch76 Год назад +366

    "If she says she's not hungry right now then proceeds to eat half of your fries she might be a communist."

    • @kfchundur4087
      @kfchundur4087 Год назад +9

      this Is what those witch hunts should have been about

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Год назад +2

      Solution: buy an extra order of fries

    • @kethwintham344
      @kethwintham344 Год назад +9

      @@52flyingbicycles we will eat the fries and we will make the husbands pay for them

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 Год назад +1

      Dunno about that. Proves lying though. That's worse.

    • @arvaneret_329
      @arvaneret_329 Год назад

      If the narrator didn't say that, but you, why did you use quotation marks?

  • @MasonAlex-f9p
    @MasonAlex-f9p 7 дней назад +2

    As a Communist, I can confirm that this is how you spot a Communist.

  • @Iampa1chavan
    @Iampa1chavan Год назад +688

    "Therefore propoganda is vastly more important for democratic societies"
    The opening line

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 Год назад +1

      it's true though. Democracy is about pawning off responsibility to the populace so the politicians can't be held accountable for their shitty job. Propaganda then serves the purpose of making the people believe that the politicians act according to the will of the people and also reforming the opinion of the people towards the given policy. In essence, democracy needs propaganda since the majority of any population is too retarded to actually form opinions and will gobble up whatever their tv tells them to

    • @steinmodus8943
      @steinmodus8943 10 месяцев назад +18

      I believe that's Noam Chomsky.

    • @moguzhansimsek
      @moguzhansimsek 10 месяцев назад

      yes he is@@steinmodus8943

    • @BornTrespasser
      @BornTrespasser 7 месяцев назад

      Chomsky - A famous MIT anarchist who is VEHEMENTLY anti-communist and associated with Epstein.

    • @Spearca
      @Spearca 7 месяцев назад +20

      Chomsky for sure, and not true. While any government wants its viewpoint supported, in authoritarian systems propaganda is the _only_ way to advance this; there is no space for independent media. A government in a democratic society needs a core of genuine support.

  • @RoosterG33rs
    @RoosterG33rs Год назад +486

    0:55 "There are other communists who dont show their real faces." as a women walks past holding an anti kkk sign.

    • @4040tee
      @4040tee Год назад +11

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 Год назад +6

      When someone is that conspicuously good, don't you DARE trust them.

    • @lovelife2186
      @lovelife2186 Год назад

      KKK is a communist

    • @Dieselenginesmatter
      @Dieselenginesmatter Год назад +6

      Even if u are against it, if someone wants to be a kkk member, its their choice and freedom of expression

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 Год назад

      @@Dieselenginesmatter The way to deal with groups like the Klan is not to ban them but to arm their targets.

  • @otavio8566
    @otavio8566 7 лет назад +306

    if a person squats, drinks vodka and randomly yells "cyka!" *he might be a comunist*

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 6 лет назад +1

      Otavio *they

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 6 лет назад +5

      Otavio Naaaah he’s just a Gopnik! You can really tell the difference based upon 3 things, His cloths, what type of Vodka he drinks, and where he is squatting. Stay Cheeki Beeki

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 6 лет назад +4

      Otavio If he mains Tachanka he might be a communist

    • @kingcobra7183
      @kingcobra7183 2 года назад

      Cyka Blyat

    • @vbifusful
      @vbifusful 2 года назад

      Definitely not. Cause gopniks was be againts the goverment. Real pro-communist subculture is a lyubers, they wears wide plaid pants, and going to the gym.

  • @caeserromero3013
    @caeserromero3013 11 месяцев назад +7

    "Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well disciplined VC," 😂

    • @calvinforcejr2382
      @calvinforcejr2382 Месяц назад

      That's the man who was in the Helicopter firing down on the people who were running away from being killed. Full metal jacket. And joker and his friend the photographer. In the Helicopter 🚁 going to the seen of Dead people who were killed by the Vietcong. And doing a story for the stars and stripes military newspaper.

  • @Joseph13562
    @Joseph13562 Год назад +139

    If he or she crosses a hammer and sickle and sings the USSR anthem while holding the communist manifesto, then they may possibly be a communist

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein Год назад

      How do you cross a sickle and a hammer while holding the communist manifesto, if you have only 2 hands?

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Год назад

      nope, red fash

    • @francisdec1615
      @francisdec1615 Год назад

      The Soviet Union wasn't communist, but whatever.

    • @luckyduck507
      @luckyduck507 Год назад

      ​@@francisdec1615i'm sorry what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @weezer-core
      @weezer-core 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@rattlemespoons577actually, the Soviet Union never claimed to be communist, it was a socialist state. In the constitution of the USSR it says it’s socialist. The west called it communism because the people running it were “communists” but the state was never communist. It’s a contradictory statement to call a state communist in the first place, because communism is a classless, STATELESS, moneyless society. Do some goddamn research instead of making factless claims on the internet. I know, very hypocritical of me, but at least I have done actual research.

  • @DJxSGGxNeo
    @DJxSGGxNeo 8 лет назад +482

    Fuck how can I hide now? :/

    • @carljuvy
      @carljuvy 8 лет назад +3

      xD

    • @dooku2489
      @dooku2489 8 лет назад +13

      Shit yeah we need to take down this video before I get exposed

    • @tylerwhite9923
      @tylerwhite9923 8 лет назад +4

      Book it to Cuba, thanks to the lifted embargo I think they might let people travel there pretty soon.

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 7 лет назад +8

      Mr Blank come to my place comerade, you can read Marx while you are in hiding!

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 7 лет назад +1

      Fegeleinmarsch he already came. I'm in the helicopter

  • @jawoo2228
    @jawoo2228 2 года назад +329

    I love how this video instructs me on how to measure someone else's inner thoughts. I love how this video tells me what to think about others. I love how this video tells me how to think.
    I'm an American. And I'm free because this video has told me how to be free.

    • @jawoo2228
      @jawoo2228 2 года назад +15

      @Mr. Squiggles lol boomer alert ^

    • @sergeantapu
      @sergeantapu 2 года назад +13

      Wow, thank you for the insightful comment! Now please face the wall.

    • @godkiller2336
      @godkiller2336 2 года назад +33

      god bless American propaganda!

    • @Rum-Runner
      @Rum-Runner 2 года назад +40

      @@godkiller2336Accusing the United States of using propaganda? Are you a communist perchance?

    • @jasperohare8216
      @jasperohare8216 2 года назад +4

      Is this what your college professor told you to say.

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 Месяц назад +3

    How to figure out if someone is a Trotskyist; They will tell you in the pamphlet they just handed you.

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 2 года назад +39

    "If he or she is a member of the Communist Party, they may be a communist."
    "If he has one or more portraits of communist and socialist leaders, he just might be a communist."
    "If she's openly reading works like 'The Communist Manifesto' or 'Dialectical and Historical Materialism', she might be a communist."
    "If his name is Joseph Stalin and is the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the USSR, it's entirely possible, with all things considered, that he just may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +1

      “If you or someone you know is or has ever been a member of the Communist Party, they be a communist. Please contact the offices of Senator Joseph McCarthy immediately. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.”

    • @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б
      @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б Год назад +1

      I'm not sure about the last statement

  • @wyattbooth6372
    @wyattbooth6372 Год назад +322

    And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be…

  • @MagicLink43
    @MagicLink43 7 лет назад +49

    If he's holding a hammer and sickle, he may be a construction working farmer.

  • @MAŚTÈR_Cħíef
    @MAŚTÈR_Cħíef 6 месяцев назад +16

    guys… i think i might be a communist…

  • @KekusMagnus
    @KekusMagnus 10 лет назад +445

    I am a communist, so I must be a communist...
    or am I?

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 9 лет назад +11

      ryelor123 YOu even don't know what communism is :D

    • @XSiempreSolo
      @XSiempreSolo 9 лет назад +13

      Christian Ivanov it depends...how often are you a communist?

    • @ttv0
      @ttv0 9 лет назад +10

      ryelor123 killing others for having a different ideal? That's sounds a lot like... A COMMUNIST

    • @XSiempreSolo
      @XSiempreSolo 9 лет назад +8

      ttv0 women fighting for rights of suffrage? They must be communist AND hate M'urica!

    • @aaronreid9585
      @aaronreid9585 7 лет назад +8

      nah, a communist would never *confess* to being a communist. You must be clean. :D

  • @adamlee6435
    @adamlee6435 7 лет назад +159

    This looks like something you would find in a Fallout game.

    • @horricule451
      @horricule451 6 лет назад +41

      That's because Fallout does an excellent job of portraying 1950s culture

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 лет назад +2

      Says the communist...

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 лет назад

      Anybody who replies to me is a communist.

    • @Tripas350
      @Tripas350 6 лет назад +23

      "If you find someone who enjoys playing Fallout games, he *may* be a communist."

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 3 года назад +142

    This is something you'd see in the Fallout universe 😂

    • @nintendofan1749
      @nintendofan1749 Год назад +12

      What do you think the fallout universe was based on lmao

    • @wallachia4797
      @wallachia4797 Год назад +12

      @@nintendofan1749 fallout was so cool they decided to make it IRL, they called it "the 50s"

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 Год назад +1

      The Cold War never ended in Fallout.

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Год назад +1

      @@azazel166 - The Cold War ended on Saturday, October 23rd, 2077.

    • @Lokhir100
      @Lokhir100 Год назад

      Liberty Prime is online!

  • @mrreaper9626
    @mrreaper9626 3 месяца назад +3

    If someone keeps talking about a certain Austrian Painter and keeps saluting 90 degrees
    He is NOT a communist and is not to be bothered

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell 9 лет назад +57

    Down with the imperialists!
    Didn't loyal Americans hate the British Empire?
    If the sign said 'Down with the British imperialists', wouldn't most loyal Americans support that?

    • @redtom43
      @redtom43 9 лет назад +18

      Americans? You mean British rebels.

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton 9 лет назад +3

      redtom43 Exactly! They were English until they became the United States so it was a civil war. They also had Spain, France and Holland on their side.

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 6 лет назад +8

      No, they are too indocrinated by PragerU's bullshit and demand that they be a British Colony again.

    • @jambalaya201
      @jambalaya201 6 лет назад +3

      american.exe stopped working

    • @luissanchez723
      @luissanchez723 2 года назад +1

      @@mikuhatsunegoshujin yup

  • @sophiatalksmusic3588
    @sophiatalksmusic3588 6 лет назад +200

    Our APUSH teacher showed us this, and it's honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Why isn't this a meme yet?

    • @Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna
      @Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna 2 года назад +4

      Wait until algorithms do their work

    • @thuyvannguyenthi1459
      @thuyvannguyenthi1459 2 года назад

      It *was*

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 года назад +1

      I first saw this in APUSH too, but I think in hindsight that it's largely accurate even though I didn't write about it on the essay when I got my 5 on the exam. The problem of Bolshevism/Communism is extremely serious and is used to murder people in this country a lot.

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 года назад

      @Porky What is a "left anticommunist"?

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 года назад

      @Porky You sound like one of those genocidal Putin supporters who obsesses over exterminating Ukrainians

  • @elogic7368
    @elogic7368 Год назад +1298

    Americans : we are the country of freedom of speech and opinions
    Also americans :

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas Год назад +49

      Technically they could be communists, this video is just encouraging people to ostracize communists

    • @D1570R73D
      @D1570R73D Год назад

      What we have is better than what anywhere else on the planet has.
      Communism has proven to be destructive in every large scale implementation. It's not opinion, it's history.

    • @TheFirstGoomba
      @TheFirstGoomba Год назад +39

      “Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
      Bill Maher

    • @gook5219
      @gook5219 Год назад +22

      They are free to be communists, but the police has the right to watch you more carefully then

    • @agrajyadav2951
      @agrajyadav2951 Год назад

      ​@@TheFirstGoombayou're right, muriga is the worst terrorist state in the world, worse than even pakistan. Muricans shouldn't be tolerated.

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks Год назад +69

    I want a parody of this called "How to Spot a Capitalist".
    Make it so, universe.

    • @xabierperez
      @xabierperez 6 месяцев назад +4

      I bet Soviet Union did something similar.

    • @robertmontague1216
      @robertmontague1216 5 месяцев назад

      "If you support the KKK, you must be a capitalist"🤪

    • @sasho_b.
      @sasho_b. 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@gaelanwhite8842 If they own a company in the SnP 500, excuse their wealth with "a small loan of 1 million dollars", avoid taxes, bribe politicians and regularly get government bailouts, they might be a capitalist.

    • @nitintyagi2024
      @nitintyagi2024 5 месяцев назад

      If he is against universal healthcare, free education to poor kids, hates trains and subways, against school uniforms, he might be a capitalist

    • @Neo2Rus
      @Neo2Rus 3 месяца назад +1

      @@xabierperez Nah, only if you mean Capital and Marxism-Leninism, which defined the capitalist.

  • @StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK
    @StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK 2 года назад +271

    I can't believe this isn't satire.

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 года назад +1

      The style was later used endlessly in satire. Still, I think History has vindicated this propaganda film quite a bit. The NBA fired and then demoted Daryl Morey for his comments on Hong Kong, and that proves that this propaganda was quite accurate. Now, anyone who calls for overthrowing the Maduro regime is considered and doesn't want America to turn into Maduro's Venezuela is considered dangerous and any criticism of Maduro is "hate speech". Anyone who speaks out against Red China is condemned by massive American institutions like the NBA.

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU Год назад +16

      Then you should really open up those history books.

    • @AronTheNpc
      @AronTheNpc Год назад

      @@eleSDSU Look out, he *might* be a communist

    • @subject1479
      @subject1479 Год назад

      @@eleSDSU and you should shut up

    • @finboror
      @finboror Год назад

      there's a sign saying "DOWN WITH THE IMPERIALISTS" and there's an anti KKK parade
      i can't either

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 года назад +150

    I love how it goes from
    "Declares to be a communist"
    to
    "Criticizes the worst elements of American society"
    They all could be communist symptoms. Since I'm not a raging racist I also could be one

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад

      Wait, you think blacks and whites should be equal?
      That’s un-American--you must be a communist!

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 Год назад

      And you cut out the part where he said
      "If the person defends the activities of Communist nations while consistently attacking the domestic and foreign policy of the United States"
      Yeah, sit and spin you commie hypocrite.

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein Год назад

      Sounds familiar. Americans declare anti fascism or the claim that black lives matter as communist.

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 Год назад

      It was the 50s and the army published it. That's just how they are I guess.

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 Год назад +4

      ​@@skinwalker69420 unfortunately there are still some Americans that cling on to that exact mentality in all political parties.

  • @cerdaspediaindonesia8926
    @cerdaspediaindonesia8926 6 лет назад +756

    Stalin approves this.

    • @DaRealRoachDoggJr
      @DaRealRoachDoggJr 6 лет назад +8

      I haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks, but
      Fuck Stalin
      Fuck communism

    • @canthole8050
      @canthole8050 6 лет назад +4

      You haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks, but off to the Gulag for you.

    • @ab-ul1yz
      @ab-ul1yz 6 лет назад +4

      I haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks, but wash yourself from time to time

    • @ShadowCrosserX
      @ShadowCrosserX 6 лет назад +1

      I've seen you on a different video before lol

    • @kastrosadam892
      @kastrosadam892 6 лет назад +4

      Jesus Christ I dont care if Stalin approves this, go take your goddamn shower

  • @forsakenmaiden97
    @forsakenmaiden97 11 месяцев назад +10

    How Americans think in a nutshell

    • @dfdf-rj8jr
      @dfdf-rj8jr 3 месяца назад

      most powerful country in human history

    • @camuor3645
      @camuor3645 3 дня назад

      @@dfdf-rj8jr Don't ask what that means in terms of human suffering, just take that at face value

    • @dfdf-rj8jr
      @dfdf-rj8jr 3 дня назад

      @@camuor3645 It means nothing…we live in the most peaceful and prosperous era there ever was

    • @camuor3645
      @camuor3645 2 дня назад

      Lol if you think that you know nothing about the world.
      There is a ongoing normalisation of war with China.
      Pretty much no average person has better living conditions since they have either stayed the same or gotten worse since the 80s
      There are more slaves in the world today then during the height of the Transatlantic slave trade
      6 million children alone starve to death a year even though there is more than enough food to feed everyone, not to mention the millions more who die of avoidable causes for the same reason.
      Ongoing wars in Yeman and Gaza (US backed), Ukraine, civil war in Syria as a result of both the US destruction of Iraq (post 9/11 wars killed 5 million people) and the broader instabiilty of the world. In the past decade alone there were major politcal uphevals in South America (Pink Tide), the middle east (Arab Spring) and numerous other countries including the US. The US literally just elected someone academics on Nazi Germany refer to as a fascist due to him appealing to try to fix the economic instability in the world.
      The US, the richest country in history, has the average person at the same health as the average person from Cuba, with Cuba being an incredibly poor country.
      This isnt even mentioning the climate crisis or the broader normalisation of far right ideology as a result of the economic instability of the past 40 years. Every year there are less and less democracies in the world, and the 'democracies' that do exist only do so for as long as they are able to retain control without having to give too much to their populations.