Trump Unveils More Incredibly Sad NFTs, Shameless Fox News Settles with Dominion & A.I. Takes Over

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  • Опубликовано: 17 апр 2023
  • We pay tribute to dependents everywhere in honor of Tax Day, Southwest Airlines had another snafu that left flights grounded for about thirty minutes, Fox and Dominion Voting Systems settled for 787.5 million dollars, Donald Trump posted on Instagram for the first time since the day before the insurrection to unveil a second round of Trump NFTs, if you buy all 47 cards you get to have dinner with him at Mar-a-Lago, Congressman Greg Steube of Florida really lit up the night on Newsmax by endorsing Donald J. Chump, A.I. is everywhere all of a sudden and Jimmy’s friend Jake Tapper has been making A.I. paintings of him, there is a new song by “Drake” and “The Weeknd” that was largely created by artificial intelligence, and Trump pays tribute to “The Phantom of Opera.”
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  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 Год назад +84

    Ugh I'm so sick of the orange man 🤬

    • @def717
      @def717 Год назад +3

      I call him the orange monster. He is hardly a man. Or human.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +1494

    The FCC should toss Fox off the air for calling itself news.

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 Год назад +143

      I hate that they settled. The world needed to hear everything coming out of discovery phase. It doesn't help America.

    • @SidewaysY
      @SidewaysY Год назад +110

      ​@@unicornmilk6158There's another suit from another company that's promised to not settle. Thank goodness!

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Год назад +54

      Funny thing is even Faux doesn't say they do news...

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 Год назад +52

      @@unicornmilk6158 Yea but they have opened themselves up for more by admitting what they done. There are more lawsuits against them . I also expect more to be filed against them just because they settled.

    • @thegamingrailfan7905
      @thegamingrailfan7905 Год назад +4

      You might want to think about what you are saying they were bought by disney and they got The simpsons too so...

  • @dub3dude
    @dub3dude Год назад +115

    The Dominion suit had the potential to change America for the better. The WORLD even. Such a shame it was settled 😞

    • @elizabethchase8725
      @elizabethchase8725 Год назад +6

      To them that was CHUMP CHANGE!😢

    • @tomb613
      @tomb613 Год назад +15

      This is only the first lawsuit. Smartmatic is suing FoxNews for close to 2 billion dollars. We still have hope for actual accountability!!

    • @lefaivre
      @lefaivre Год назад

      I don't see how. There was a camera ban in the courtroom, Fox would have appealed for years, Federal Judges generally reduce large payouts (so there is a high chance Dominion would have gotten less), all they could get was financial compensation and to me the worst would have been the harassment and threats towards any Dominion employees that would have to go testify. I don't see how this outcome is any different than if they went to trial especially with all the information that has already been released. Now there is the potential for others to use this lawsuit and settlement towards a lawsuit of their own who don't have the pockets of a company worth $80 million.

    • @kkrolf2782
      @kkrolf2782 Год назад +3

      Dahm straight!! I want part of any settlement to be to PERMANENTLY B A N every “cast member” from the Fox ENTERTAINMENT Company from E V E R APPEARING ON A N Y AUDIO OR VIDEO AIRWAVE EVER AGAIN!!!

    • @dub3dude
      @dub3dude Год назад +1

      @@kkrolf2782 "cast member" 👌

  • @dub3dude
    @dub3dude Год назад +29

    NFTeeny little hands 🤣
    More comedy gold from Kimmel.
    Great opener 🙌

  • @8088I
    @8088I Год назад +846

    $787 Million is waay too little
    with respect to the amount
    of damage Fox has done !

    • @8088I
      @8088I Год назад +1

      "Wokism" is just another Term
      for the"Third Enlightenment." The
      GOPee would rather kick All of our
      hard won Human and Civil Rights back
      Dowwn to the bottomless Pit - of the
      MediEvil [Sic] Abyss😱. "300," styyle!

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Год назад +26

      Agreed

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 Год назад +51

      The other lawsuit is for 2.7 Billion. It's not over yet.

    • @judithacena4330
      @judithacena4330 Год назад +30

      I watch the press after the settlement,many more lawsuits coming supposedly

    • @danielabilez3619
      @danielabilez3619 Год назад +5

      It was what was agreed to. The billion plus initially asked for was too steep. Approach able, but to steep

  • @hackjobgarage9289
    @hackjobgarage9289 Год назад +420

    One of the darkest times in American history... #45! What a joke

    • @johnbrown6189
      @johnbrown6189 Год назад +27

      What the joke is how #45 ever got to the White House and all the people that voted for him.

    • @ursulasoames8602
      @ursulasoames8602 Год назад +7

      @@CSPORTPDX😂😂😂👍

    • @rzz9594
      @rzz9594 Год назад +14

      Hack job
      And the saddest part ., a comedian doesn’t even need an intro or punchline when joking about agent Orange.
      Just mention his name and people will laugh , scream or throw- up on their shoes .. automatically.

    • @Mike-nq1rt
      @Mike-nq1rt Год назад

      No president is perfect, but your mumbling Biden is the one who really wrecked this country, so you and jimmy can stuff it

    • @rzz9594
      @rzz9594 Год назад +8

      @@CSPORTPDX
      The toilet paper stuck to his shoe walking up the ladder to air farts one .
      And waving buh - bye .. 😮

  • @evelynargueta490
    @evelynargueta490 Год назад +29

    Thank God for people like you Jimmy...I'm canadian and I love your show, especially the trump exposures...

  • @sherryelle225
    @sherryelle225 Год назад +62

    I love Jimmy. He keeps it more real than anyone. Thanks for saying what we are all saying Jimmy!!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +3

      He reads off of cue cards he has a whole writing staff get real

    • @frankvelez4997
      @frankvelez4997 Год назад

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 hi I'm Loretta De Los Rios using Frank's account to make this comment with his permission.
      I wish these liberals would get some real education. 🙏🇺🇲🤲

    • @ZoeMango
      @ZoeMango Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 lol yes… the same cue cards he *works with his team of writers to create*

    • @solowcello
      @solowcello Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 so do the other Late Night hosts - but Jimmy does it better

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Год назад +43

    NFT = No F-ing Thankyou.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Год назад +65

    I've been calling him Donald J. Chump for years. I feel vindicated... 🤣

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 Год назад

      I’ve called him Trumplethinskin since about late ‘15. And eventually, the Trumptator. And Trumpy the Clown. And the Swindler in Chief. And the Grand Poobah of Douchebaggery. And the former guy.

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 Год назад

      @@CSPORTPDX Gaslighting, how typical of a Trumpkin. Goebbels would’ve loved you.

    • @philmickelsonscalves7585
      @philmickelsonscalves7585 Год назад +1

      @@CSPORTPDX these people are incredible😂😂😂😂 almost 3 years now and trumps still the only person they talk about. Can’t wait for the meltdowns in 24

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Год назад

      It’s his voters who are chumps.

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 Год назад +1

      @@philmickelsonscalves7585 “meltdown”? So you’re here because you like Kimmel, eh?

  • @theguardian308
    @theguardian308 Год назад +263

    Foxs statement after the settlement was hilarious, hold to highest standards😂😂😂

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 Год назад

      When reporting their statement, Jake Tapper could not keep a straight face. Check it out on RUclips

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 Год назад +6

      Since when?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulhollowell9966
      @paulhollowell9966 Год назад +2

      And no one watches cnn lol !!!

    • @dannyleo4791
      @dannyleo4791 Год назад +2

      @@paulhollowell9966 MAGA

    • @jinxterpinxter
      @jinxterpinxter Год назад +7

      Highest JOURNALISTIC standards. 😂😂

  • @alcoolbc
    @alcoolbc Год назад +23

    Thank you for this, Jimmy. I'm Canadian and extremely ashamed of Dominion taking the money. I thought we were better than that... so I still learn something new every day.

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 Год назад

      They wanted to expose Fox and get paid for damages. They got both. And they’re not finished yet. They’ve got lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, Giuliani, Newsmax and OANN too. This settlement by Fox will help bolster their other cases. Had this trial continued, Fox would appeal the decision anyway (if they’d lost) and it would drag on and on. Truth and Justice won the day. ✌🏼

    • @KKPR533
      @KKPR533 Год назад +1

      If you were given a billion dollar for free you would also take it😁😁...christmas and retirement came early😅

    • @deborahbarry8458
      @deborahbarry8458 Год назад

      I think they knew that tRump would otherwise keep it in the courts forever.

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 Год назад +625

    Are people totally insane to even think of buying those 'virtual' cards, this is beyond anything comprehensible!

    • @jnb756
      @jnb756 Год назад

      they buy them up with PAC money so the cash goes directly into Trump's pocket

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol Год назад +96

      Just wait for the Prison Edition! I'd buy that! 😂

    • @barryulrich2170
      @barryulrich2170 Год назад +79

      @@Ganiscol His face pushed up against the bars and Bubba smiling behind him...that would be a collectors item.

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol Год назад +31

      @@barryulrich2170 The possibilities are endless! 😅

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain Год назад +33

      Jimmy and every other late night host, especially John Oliver, NEED to buy enough cards to all have dinner with him!

  • @smrk2452
    @smrk2452 Год назад +8

    I’m disappointed by the settlement. I wanted to see all the anchors, executives, and producers take the stand one by one and answer for their behavior. I want to see this thing dragged out until they’re entirely bankrupt.

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Год назад +32

    Jimmy basically said what I thought about Dominion. I thought it was about exposing the truth. Even if they didn’t acknowledge it after. Not money. I wanted those words “out there.” Those hosts lose NOTHING.

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 Год назад

      They DID expose the truth AND they’re guaranteed $787.5M. Because Fox News settled, they cannot appeal the case if they lost at trial. They must pay Dominion. Fox’s emails, texts, and all their depositions are on record now. I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face, Jimmy Kimmel was wrong on this.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +425

    “We will finish what Dominion started.”
    - Smartmatic 😆👍

    • @IndependentConversations
      @IndependentConversations Год назад +23

      Please God I hope so

    • @wrstew1272
      @wrstew1272 Год назад +15

      Ohhhh yeaaaa😊. Can’t wait to see that!

    • @zoeydeu2261
      @zoeydeu2261 Год назад +20

      Hoping for this from Australia too. Murdoch has destroyed UK (with Brexit) and Australia too

    • @stevenphilpott1493
      @stevenphilpott1493 Год назад +18

      make them admit they pushed lies om live tv

    • @theresam.1886
      @theresam.1886 Год назад +9

      From your mouth to God’s ears!

  • @Quyzbuk86
    @Quyzbuk86 Год назад +157

    Damn Jimmy absolutely nailed how everyone is feeling about that settlement. How could money have been the only thing they wanted, and why settle for less than half when you could've easily gotten the full total and then some? You were the chosen one Dominion, you were supposed the destroy the Faux.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Год назад +8

      are you serious or do you need a refresher on how corporations see the world?
      don't be upset because YOU made their lawsuit about right and wrong, the only reason dominion would be upset about what fox said about is because it impacted their profits, that's it that's all.

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 Год назад +12

      A win for capitalism and a loss for democracy. Dominion has o interest in what's right, just making money.

    • @TracedaBassman
      @TracedaBassman Год назад +7

      Expecting corporations to do the right thing is sort of naive, isn’t it?

    • @Quyzbuk86
      @Quyzbuk86 Год назад +5

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 You're forgetting something with your extra cynical view, they've now hurt their own reputation among the people who otherwise had their back because they cashed out like this. Trust, credibility, and so on takes forever to earn back... and if their services are suddenly frowned upon by even more people, forget profits, their entire livelihood is now at risk.
      They could've had their cake and eaten it too here while staying true to the late-stage capitalism mantra of having ALL the money.

    • @jojorockzzz1211
      @jojorockzzz1211 Год назад +2

      @Quyzbuk you think dominion will get cancelled? Bro they supply big corporations, government, etc not common people that you can sway with social media, I really doubt this will have any effect on their future sales

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 Год назад +9

    With enough money you don't ever have to worry about accountability.

  • @suebenson1834
    @suebenson1834 Год назад +1

    I find such joy in Jimmy’s show. In this depressing time with sick Republicans, he can make me laugh! Thank you Jimmy!

  • @aroc420
    @aroc420 Год назад +174

    When it comes the nft cards. I thought the garbage pail kids in the 80’s was cringe worthy, I’ve been proven wrong

    • @mushusmom1239
      @mushusmom1239 Год назад

      ​@@CSPORTPDX only for someone just as delusional as trump.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      ​@@CSPORTPDX They are worth 1/2 of that amount as of today.

    • @alisonbird5491
      @alisonbird5491 Год назад +7

      @@CSPORTPDX The only reply to that is; "A fool and his money are soon parted"!

    • @matthewconrad2908
      @matthewconrad2908 Год назад +3

      He probably loves his own image more than his own version of the Jerry Lewis vehicle The Patsy

  • @dianenewton3953
    @dianenewton3953 Год назад +817

    I really wish the Fox v Dominion case had gone to trial. I would have liked to see the pundits on the stand explaining themselves.
    I'm sad about the ongoing issues with Southwest Airlines. They have been my favorite airline for over a decade. I had no idea things were being held together so poorly. WTF?

    • @jasonderijk6868
      @jasonderijk6868 Год назад +51

      Don't be too sad Fox vs Smartmatic is about to start and it is 2.7 billion

    • @netgnostic1627
      @netgnostic1627 Год назад +4

      Yeah, I heard they were buying their duct tape at Dollarama. I'm sure they're going to invest in the very finest duct tape from now on.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Год назад +32

      Man.... Fox knew they didn't have a dog in this fight.. They were willing to give up that money to not look stupid in court.. Damn it man! I wish Dominion took it to court..

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Год назад +32

      ​@@jasonderijk6868 Smartmatic, PLEASE DON'T SETTLE!!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Год назад

      They already did.

  • @peterburgess5974
    @peterburgess5974 Год назад +30

    Seriously, can someone explain who hands over money for those Trump NFTs? The man is a complete bastard! Power to you!

    • @grumpynold
      @grumpynold Год назад +2

      he buys them himself. 😂

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Год назад +3

      Money laundering.

    • @guitarcatlind6075
      @guitarcatlind6075 Год назад +1

      @@SchoolforHackers Actually, that would be the first smart thing Trump has ever done.

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 Год назад +4

    The Great Pumpkin.
    Jimmy brings joy to millions everytime he opens his mouth.

  • @suzannesanchez4864
    @suzannesanchez4864 Год назад +80

    Love it! Tantrum of the Opera 😂 You always keep us laughing, Jimmy 😅

  • @robertstaas9314
    @robertstaas9314 Год назад +12

    Now for the Smartmatic court hearing!

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +2

      Hoping the consequences will be bigger than just cash.

  • @eltorocal
    @eltorocal Год назад +93

    I have had at least 6 each of Drumpf's NFT cards... I screen capture each one and reproduce them in Adobe, then print them out on cheap HP printer paper and use them to light my fireplace.

    • @Slick1869
      @Slick1869 Год назад +3

      Wow you tell him 🤓 really making a big difference spending your own money to do that

    • @maryvallettakeith6146
      @maryvallettakeith6146 Год назад +10

      What a waste of time, ink and paper.

    • @eltorocal
      @eltorocal Год назад

      @@Slick1869 I guess the $you sent for his "Build the Wall" bologna really made a difference? HELL, almost 5 miles of NEW wall went up in 4 years.... but hey, We, The People know how much you LOVE his Lies, and how he goes crazy $pending Your donation$... Reich?

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Год назад +5

      ​@@maryvallettakeith6146 I think it's a joke, you don't have to get upset.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 Год назад +2

    He cant see how ridiculous these NTFs make him look

  • @mpeeples2012
    @mpeeples2012 Год назад +3

    The 3 kings had me crying, too funny

  • @mrbean3470
    @mrbean3470 Год назад +212

    Shame on Dominion. This trial needed to happen. Now it is just kicking the can down the road until Fox gets caught in another lie. Had their balls in a vice and let them out...

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Год назад +10

      Why do you expect a defamation case to provide criminal justice?
      Are you aware that civil and criminal and different?

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Год назад +16

      you do know smartmatic is also suing, right?
      & regardless of the settlement the dominion suit has done immense damage to fox's reputation

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 Год назад

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 only to people who already know fox is bad news. fox's own viewship will never hear anything about this.

    • @elizabethellis9062
      @elizabethellis9062 Год назад +5

      And then didn’t share with their low level employees who got the worst of the abuse. Complete jerks.

    • @notpurrfect6397
      @notpurrfect6397 Год назад +14

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 not to Fox viewers.

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe Год назад +9

    All of his NFTs point out things he could never, ever be.

  • @wingnut2893
    @wingnut2893 Год назад +2

    I'm Dutch, and I'm flabbergasted by the fact that this Giant Pumpkin has actually been the president of the U.S.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +167

    Fox: It’s been a horrible week: 🤦‍♂️
    Smartmatic & Fox’s shareholders: You ain’t seen nothing yet 😆

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Год назад +53

    Not only seliing the picture of him bbqing which he's never done, but with a dog which he refuses to own.

    • @squeaky7798
      @squeaky7798 Год назад +8

      And dogs across the world are grateful!

    • @anthonyrousseau8050
      @anthonyrousseau8050 Год назад +4

      I'm almost worried he put literal dog meat in those hot dogs & hamburgers and the black dog on his right is his livestock.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Год назад +2

      Well, he wasn't an astronaut either!

  • @JaseboMonkeyRex
    @JaseboMonkeyRex Год назад +3

    The fact that Fox didn't have to apologise on the air is insane.... Who cares about money, the money is not important but the damage this group has done has to be held account....

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Год назад +2

    The bed with the kids was freaking hilarious Jimmy I loved it. Thank you for keeping us laughing

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 Год назад +178

    Yeah I thought this lawsuit was gonna be about truth and justice... But ...

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 Год назад +18

      It was only about the American way. Gotta have that money!

    • @mariaangelova8275
      @mariaangelova8275 Год назад +13

      @@joshk.6246 Disappointing to say the least.

    • @andikasic4793
      @andikasic4793 Год назад

      Capitalism at it‘s best….companies don’t care about democracy.

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 Год назад

      America has once again sold itself out for the $$$

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Год назад

      I'm so disappointed right now.. Fox News is buying and destroying America..

  • @michaelevangatto1659
    @michaelevangatto1659 Год назад +36

    Honestly, I can see the Elvis homage, seeing as how DJT will likely die on a toilet too

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 Год назад +6

    "Donald J Chump" 😂 "A Fraud-ian Slip" Omg!!🤣

  • @mikefraser5181
    @mikefraser5181 Год назад +5

    How his cult cannot see that it's all a grift is astonishing. He knows he's going to prison and he's really doubling down on the grifting.

  • @Codythefnafnerd
    @Codythefnafnerd Год назад +71

    What can I say? Thank you Jimmy for lifting me up from the depths of despair!

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад +1

      Ditto❤

    • @rakhis2575
      @rakhis2575 Год назад

      Are All Americans like that don’t care what’s really going on in their country 🙈😅

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 Год назад

      Cry me a river lmao.

    • @Anna-tj7mp
      @Anna-tj7mp Год назад

      And not just during covid either.

  • @donnale3881
    @donnale3881 Год назад +810

    It’s humiliating to see the guy that spent 4 year’s in our Oval Office selling pictures of his head photoshopped on to cartoon characters.

    • @stevenphilpott1493
      @stevenphilpott1493 Год назад

      he is a very bad cartoon all by himself,just look at the hair! he should be the new donald mc dummy

    • @scottwright388
      @scottwright388 Год назад +148

      ​@@Balletified even more humiliating is there are people that want him back in the oval office.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Год назад +72

      ...is there a snake oil salesmen convention somewhere? He's the king of grifters forever 😂

    • @nathanhan2089
      @nathanhan2089 Год назад +44

      respected by leaders, the world over....not

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +33

      People buy these things and they aren't even good photoshopped images, they look like something that came from the 90s. Take if from me, this is really basic stuff here. This is nothing you can't do on the most basic version of Photoshop, even then it's possible to do much better.

  • @michaelparks7177
    @michaelparks7177 Год назад

    Well said Jimmy!
    Good to see them have to cough-up though - they’ve set a precedent: and they won’t be the last…

  • @mariepanimdim4303
    @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад +4

    Oh my goodness I just started this show and the lady falling on the skates cracked me up it’s like 4 o’clock in the morning the first time I try to rollerblade I went like 100 feet sat on the fKin pavement turned around and said oh hell no

  • @SickoJTrump-lordofevil
    @SickoJTrump-lordofevil Год назад +18

    The shameless orange 🍊 never seizes from the grift.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +72

    Love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! Thank you for making us laugh! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

    • @rakhis2575
      @rakhis2575 Год назад +1

      They have a big hand in dividing Americans they get paid to

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx Год назад

      Only ones laughing are lunatic left wing Karens

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 Год назад +1

      What was the funny part? I must have missed it. Oops.

  • @mikejb2009a
    @mikejb2009a Год назад +1

    As part of the settlement I would have liked to see everyone associated with Fox be told that they must leave their shoes. It would be so funny to watch all those guys walking out the building with no shoes.

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 Год назад

    I’m saving this one just for the “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live” opening clip. Thanks for the giggles.

  • @Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik
    @Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik Год назад +59

    Anytime they say "it isn't about the money" it's about the money.

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 Год назад +145

    Happy for Dominion won on the lawsuit, but I wish they didn't settled.

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 Год назад +8

      The settlement means the judgement can’t be appealed and the $ amount can’t be reduced and should help win related suits. The lawyers said they’re going after individuals next. That will be interesting seeing Rudy and Mr Pillow in court defending themselves and whomever else.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Год назад +1

      @@tx_gal6518 that would be comedy gold.

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx Год назад

      Beta male liberal

    • @bvm3925
      @bvm3925 Год назад +1

      Dominion isn't finished. They have a list of people they're going after including Mike the pillow guy.

  • @tonileenemanick727
    @tonileenemanick727 Год назад +2

    Dominion’s case against Fox was never what was going to save democracy. We, the people, need to do that work.

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy Год назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..

  • @irishdivajeffries6668
    @irishdivajeffries6668 Год назад +1

    How can these people who purchase these things not go out in the rear of their trailers and just burn money! Same thing!

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy Год назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +520

    Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me.
    Police officer in court: Never happened 😆

    • @dyent
      @dyent Год назад +46

      Poor Donny has never been able to tell the difference between tears of joy and tears of sadness. Just ask Melania.

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 Год назад +26

      That guy that endorsed him just jumped on the chump train.

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col Год назад +28

      They were crying from joy; like so many of us they never thought they'd see the day he had to show up in court.

    • @egarza9241
      @egarza9241 Год назад +18

      Donald Trump “motorboating” Rudy Giuliani in his drag persona, Rudia💃

    • @joydvm.8314
      @joydvm.8314 Год назад

      Trump is mentally sick and if he says they were crying in his head they were crying 🤣😭😢😂

  • @tvdinner325
    @tvdinner325 Год назад +57

    "Billionaire" Defendant trump has a Go-Fund-Me page for "prison approved" Depends.

  • @heavenhelpus479
    @heavenhelpus479 Год назад +2

    "Golden Butt Plug" - OMG, I'm dying over here!

  • @DirtyTurtle67
    @DirtyTurtle67 Год назад +1

    That young lad in the aquarium did what I always wanted to do!

  • @johnwilliams7922
    @johnwilliams7922 Год назад +17

    I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever pay for any NFT much less one of the orange one.

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 Год назад

      Help me understand what people would do with an NFT.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +105

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊♥️👍

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw Год назад +3

      This is sad, I can't help but think you are talking to yourself with these two accounts.

    • @Steven-re3tx
      @Steven-re3tx Год назад +4

      ​@@AR-ed3xw
      You are sad.

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw Год назад +1

      @Steven not as sad as you hitting that enter and space that many times while making that clever comment!

    • @Steven-re3tx
      @Steven-re3tx Год назад

      ENJOY.

    • @TimothyBeadle369
      @TimothyBeadle369 Год назад

      His ratings say otherwise

  • @skogsjarvenab7958
    @skogsjarvenab7958 Год назад +2

    Dumps grift is absolutely fantastic, he has really tapped in to Idiotville.

  • @oldladylovesBruno
    @oldladylovesBruno Год назад +1

    I loved the "Are they worth it"? Very funny.

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy Год назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.?

  • @lucylillypad1512
    @lucylillypad1512 Год назад +37

    I was, and am really pissed about the faux settlement.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Год назад

      I’m not mad, just disappointed 😞

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 Год назад

      Why? The settlement means that Fox/Murdoch can’t appeal the case if a jury found them guilty of defamation. Now they HAVE to pay Dominion. There’s no getting out of it. It also helps Dominion in their lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani. ✌🏼 Jimmy’s comment about Dominion was not very well thought out.

    • @ericb9804
      @ericb9804 Год назад

      @@peaceloveharmony7213 Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani aren't the largest news network in America, which is why no one cares if they are sued into oblivion. And Murdoch has plenty of money either way - no one other than Dominion cares if he "pays" or not. Our whole hope was to make Fox news admit, in court, in no uncertain terms, that they deliberately lied in an attempt to manipulate. So now, rather that taking a step toward reclaiming journalistic integrity for everyone, we instead just get to watch them go back to being overtly manipulative becasue they are rich, rich, rich. No. This is a disaster and I hope Dominion chokes on it.

  • @mattparsons6813
    @mattparsons6813 Год назад +24

    I relate to the roller blade lady. That's how my life is going in a nutshell.

  • @andresilvasophisma
    @andresilvasophisma Год назад +57

    Thought this was just a sketch, ended up being a roast.
    Well done Sir.

  • @naughtyat25
    @naughtyat25 Год назад +1

    That's the price of the democracy! As some wise man has said, "everything has a price". For Drumph it's $0.

  • @caloricphlogistonandthelum4008
    @caloricphlogistonandthelum4008 Год назад +4

    Jimmy nailed it with the Fox trial soliloquy.

  • @krazycmcc3444
    @krazycmcc3444 Год назад +60

    Thanks for keeping it Real Jimmy 👍💯🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      If you mean being a left-wing hack is keeping it real then you're right

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Год назад +31

    Lock 🔐 him up

  • @paulybeefs8588
    @paulybeefs8588 Год назад +2

    1:58 Yeah, that kid totally got himself into the corner of that 5 ft high fish tank by himself, and not only was he able to somehow climb up the vertical face and step in feet first, he did it without so much as making a splash. Good thing the parent just happened to decide to record a walkthrough of their home at the exact moment this happened, otherwise we would have never seen this extremely real moment along with the extremely real reaction of surprise.

  • @Trentcast
    @Trentcast Год назад +5

    Damn… I really thought there was a chance my grandparents could get pulled out of his cult. Ugh

  • @roxc.507
    @roxc.507 Год назад +91

    Thank you for calling out Dominion! Well said!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Год назад +1

      Why is the role of law enforcement forced onto a private company? It’s not Dominion’s job to maintain law and order in America. Where is the DOJ?

    • @maureengreen617
      @maureengreen617 Год назад

      Dominion? He called out Fox.

    • @nik-ev3eh
      @nik-ev3eh Год назад +2

      @@JohnDough-yr2zt defamation,is a civil offense

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Год назад

      @@maureengreen617 He called out both.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Год назад

      @@JohnDough-yr2zt Nothing was being "forced on" them. They had an opportunity to do something great, historical, and essential for the country and they chose not to.

  • @dutchdna
    @dutchdna Год назад +45

    Fox News: "We lied to you". Deplorables: "No you didn't!"

  • @sparkleevenmore9638
    @sparkleevenmore9638 Год назад +1

    Anyone who sends that creep their money deserves to lose it. King of Hearts 🤮

  • @michaelg.golden7327
    @michaelg.golden7327 Год назад +1

    The Tantrum of The Opera! Fits Trumpy to a T. Waiting for the next indictment songs.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +64

    Some kids are more of a write-off than others.

  • @lindasnowden7862
    @lindasnowden7862 Год назад +21

    Those NFTs that are worth less than nothing, showing him in the worst photo shopped pictures doing things he's never has and never will do. Trying to make himself look smarter, cooler, and tougher than he is or ever will be. These NFTs are what he sees in his head.

  • @karenhearne
    @karenhearne Год назад +1

    The dependents OMG laughing til I cry😂😂😂

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy Год назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from?

  • @michaelc4980
    @michaelc4980 Год назад +3

    I love Jimmy Kimmel ❤😂

  • @ericharrison2236
    @ericharrison2236 Год назад +91

    Trump needs to be watched every second of the day . He's grifting as much as he can with hopes to leave the country probably

    • @kathrynnicolau8513
      @kathrynnicolau8513 Год назад +3

      He is too dangerous to be allowed out of the country!

    • @elgatoblueshirts6686
      @elgatoblueshirts6686 Год назад

      I’m a liberal. Today, I got an email begging for money from trump! I reported a spam and deleted! Enough is enough! Lock the grifter up!

    • @kkrolf2782
      @kkrolf2782 Год назад +2

      O M G !!! DO WE DARE H O P E FOR T H A T SCENARIO?!? I’ll CONTRIBUTE funds toward building “the wall” to keep El Lardo Presidente O U T of these once United States!!!

    • @Slick1869
      @Slick1869 Год назад

      @@kkrolf2782 so you’re saying walls work?

    • @chiggins4399
      @chiggins4399 Год назад +5

      ​@Selphish99 Well, prison walls do

  • @RockFan89
    @RockFan89 Год назад +33

    🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this monologue. I needed this

  • @lmbuckhalterjr6123
    @lmbuckhalterjr6123 Год назад +1

    I want that Tantrum Of The Opera poster! 😂

  • @clarasolis6103
    @clarasolis6103 Год назад +1

    It amazes me that people waste their money on the cards!

  • @oupahens9219
    @oupahens9219 Год назад +20

    Jimmy is such an American. Never seen before. Best of the best. He makes America great again. No, not again, he is already something. He is definitely not a cabbage, he is something like a steak. Well done, Jimmy.

  • @pattia2869
    @pattia2869 Год назад +8

    🎯 with that “The Tantrum of the Opera” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @olusolasoretire6524
    @olusolasoretire6524 Год назад

    ... honestly, DOMINION should've INSISTED on collecting full payment and only agree to NOTHING more than a cent in discount.

  • @mitzitoney5427
    @mitzitoney5427 Год назад +2

    I'll never see Guillermo the same after hearing what he did with his dogs. (And then lie about it...)

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy Год назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..

  • @cathyh675
    @cathyh675 Год назад +11

    I think it's hilarious that he had them enlarge his hands tenfold. Wouldn't expect anything less from Tiny Hands.

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 Год назад

      ​@@CSPORTPDX they're absolutely tiny for a 6'4" 300+ lb man. Trump's hands on Trump look like someone attached toddler hands to Andre The Giant's arms.

    • @Starbeoghtuser3475
      @Starbeoghtuser3475 Год назад

      Seriously, they look like marionette hands. NEVER seen such small hands on grown man. 😅

  • @annakingry9157
    @annakingry9157 Год назад +31

    Bless his liddle heart. He's so generous.

  • @claytontherrien7583
    @claytontherrien7583 Год назад

    Those kids had me roaring!!!

  • @grejen711
    @grejen711 Год назад

    Ouch... Those T**** cards are a reminder of "That which has been seen cannot be unseen". Painful

  • @starlessmystery6429
    @starlessmystery6429 Год назад +236

    I laughed so hard at that baby rolling into that cake 😂😂😂😂

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 Год назад +10

      Why would you put a baby next to a cake

    • @StuftBanana
      @StuftBanana Год назад +12

      Your mentioning it made me laugh all over again. 😄😄😄😆

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ Год назад +13

      The person who made that dubious decision is also responsible for raising that kid to adulthood. Good luck, kid.

    • @mooslionheart
      @mooslionheart Год назад +9

      You know the parents are going to show that tape to his prom date when he grows up🦊

    • @vivianminney586
      @vivianminney586 Год назад +1

      @@lowbird7947 : That head weigh more than his body. I hope that head did not come from natural birth. LOL

  • @DJTcalledVeteransSuckersLosers
    @DJTcalledVeteransSuckersLosers Год назад +8

    F Dominion. Not even an apology. Why settled? 🤬

    • @paulcallahan7727
      @paulcallahan7727 Год назад

      Because most of the higher echelon of dominion are probably republican, just greedy.

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse Год назад

      800 million dollars to a company that makes less than 50 million a year.

  • @kenjeshadugui
    @kenjeshadugui Год назад

    Thanks Jimmy! You've at least addressed this charlatan's past history and where his family comes from...Great-Grand Wizard indeed...

  • @anhbarker
    @anhbarker Год назад +1

    My new nickname for the President Cheeto is DJ Chump. Love it!

  • @gedigi9010
    @gedigi9010 Год назад +41

    Jimmy you are a national treasure.

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller Год назад +140

    I could never see Trump owning a pet, or showing any affection to anyone else's pet unless it was going to get him some brownie points.

    • @roystonmason9125
      @roystonmason9125 Год назад +11

      @@CSPORTPDX ever see trump with a dog or cat? MOFO

    • @LA-ql1bc
      @LA-ql1bc Год назад +12

      @@CSPORTPDX do YOU know trump personally or just troll for him?

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 Год назад +8

      @@CSPORTPDX Don't need to troll, it is as obvious as the sun hat he is like.

    • @RITA7936
      @RITA7936 Год назад +9

      Well he's got Matt Gatz and Lindsey Graham to show his affection to, and they are loving it😅 and Kevin McCarthy's got his nose right in there as well😅😅

    • @elmolewis9123
      @elmolewis9123 Год назад +3

      @@CSPORTPDX let me guess... Russian?

  • @nyguy369
    @nyguy369 Год назад

    Jimmy you're the best! Don't stop calling out the Trump's who are an embarrassment to our country. They are an embarrassment to humanity. What this family has done to OUR country is a disgrace!

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit Год назад +1

    Hilarious opening video, thank you!!! You make my. mornings bright!

  • @lordreginaldfilibuster
    @lordreginaldfilibuster Год назад +9

    no matter if the flag is horizontal or vertical the stars are always suposed to be on the upper left, I saw at least 6 screwups in those cards. shouldn't someone that claims to love the flag know this?

    • @johnbrown6189
      @johnbrown6189 Год назад

      America needs to see a shrink about their obsession with a flag while the place is going to pot.

  • @slappywag7210
    @slappywag7210 Год назад +17

    I didn’t realize Jake Tapper had such a zany sense of humor 😂

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Год назад

      You haven't watched enough television then.

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 Год назад

      Several years ago I worked with him for 2 days in Los Angeles. He really is a nice guy and has a great sense of humor.

  • @ocha2362
    @ocha2362 Год назад

    Got enough money? Get away with anything.
    Insanity. Expensive insanity.

  • @thomascrown6422
    @thomascrown6422 Год назад

    I love my man standing in the fish tank. Baller!