2026 Range Rover Rockfatler, the ultimate luxury. The car drives for you, cooks for you, takes your kids to school for you... Heck, it even fcks your wife for you. And of course it pays for all the service it undergoes every week or so. With your money, naturally
Well… if that 4 cylinder hybrid is connected to a generator, and the transmission is completely electric with a 500hp 1000lb torque electric motor, it could actually work and make sense, like a diesel electric train. Smaller battery only needed for acceleration while maintaining speed is completely capable with just the electric generated from the 4cyl. I’d actually like to see one like that. Electric power without cost or range issues of the battery.
@@GewelReal What model? Skimmed through an article, like 12 different electric models getting added, like 10 of them are the same platform… no idea when they’ll actually be out, totally useless article, I don’t think it could have been more vague. XD I really don’t want to have to check through every single model and trim level to see whether or not such a vehicle exists like you claim… so which one is it?
@@NJ-wb1cz Exactly. They're deathly afraid that they might just change one day and their father that hated them would be even more disappointed in them than he already was.
To be honest. I can really imagine that kind of Vehicle in real life. There has to be someone in this world who got the idea to turn a big dodge ram into an enormous stretch limo. xD
Someone already did with a Hummer and Escalade, so a Ram wouldn't be too off the charts to happen in the near future... Unless it already happened and we don't know it yet?
hey, thats actually a dope idea 👌 pick ups should have a better platform to transform into strechlimos, not as long like in the video, but a decent size, and with all wheel steering for better cornering
The next commercial should be about...
W I D E-Body Ram 4500
2026 Range Rover Rockfatler, the ultimate luxury. The car drives for you, cooks for you, takes your kids to school for you... Heck, it even fcks your wife for you. And of course it pays for all the service it undergoes every week or so. With your money, naturally
Tractors turned into sport cars
A new antidepressant with interesting and unexpected side effects?
@@madProgenitorDeity yes
96 hp wouldn’t even get that thing up to 40 mph
Surely it would, it would take around 2 minutes and the engine would be screaming.
That’s what I’m saying
It talking about the engine and power as though it's impressive had me rolling
no shit
@@arwi3079 I took one this morning, so I’m good. Thank you for your concern about my gastrointestinal health.
"4 Cylinder Hybrid"
"96 Horsepower"
Not even AI is safe from the new regulations that killed off the Hemi V8
Just put in a Cummins with an 18 Speed Eaton Fuller and its good lol
Well… if that 4 cylinder hybrid is connected to a generator, and the transmission is completely electric with a 500hp 1000lb torque electric motor, it could actually work and make sense, like a diesel electric train. Smaller battery only needed for acceleration while maintaining speed is completely capable with just the electric generated from the 4cyl.
I’d actually like to see one like that. Electric power without cost or range issues of the battery.
New Malaise era looking grim
@@Trainboy1EJRMazda did that
@@GewelReal What model? Skimmed through an article, like 12 different electric models getting added, like 10 of them are the same platform… no idea when they’ll actually be out, totally useless article, I don’t think it could have been more vague. XD I really don’t want to have to check through every single model and trim level to see whether or not such a vehicle exists like you claim… so which one is it?
This would be perfect for my weekly grocery trips
Costco now has extended parking available for RAM LongJohns
This would be good for my weekly trip to bank for the amount of pesos I need for my weekly groceries. I hope Biden live forever
Ok Lizzo
Idk seems a little small. My proud America family might need some more space for their diabetes.
96HP isn't even enough to spin one of its wheels 😂
I get my VW caddy (75 hp, 2L) up to 170km/h or about 102mph
@@emmig-2188it isnt a 32 foot car
@@doyouwantfreenuggets yeah, that's right, aerodynamics probably worse than a wooden cabin
@@emmig-2188imagine it goes to indonesia because indonesia has many turns in the road
@@doyouwantfreenuggets nor 15,000 lbs lol
lol you can’t be a man without it 😂😂😂. The long John 💀
That's the most compelling reason why most men drive pickups.
@@isaiaskaung8856 they drive pickups to prevent transitioning?
@@NJ-wb1cz Exactly. They're deathly afraid that they might just change one day and their father that hated them would be even more disappointed in them than he already was.
If a weiner dog were a truck. The 4 cylinder hybrid is how threatening its bark would be.
Should have had a 28 liter v12 tank engine
Merlin engine
@@falcongamer58 isn't that a aircraft engine used in the spitfire planes.?
@@crispyshaman4937 and in a certain The Beast...
@@falcongamer58 yes John does custom creation. Didn't that car use the non supercharged variant of the merlin the meteor?
@@crispyshaman4937 yea and it only made 700hp
The mammoth still reigns king.
With that power to weight ratio, you might achieve better speed by hoisting the sails
0:08 what the hell😂
Transformers
How else would you turn that beast around?
To be honest. I can really imagine that kind of Vehicle in real life. There has to be someone in this world who got the idea to turn a big dodge ram into an enormous stretch limo. xD
There’s companies that add an extra row of seats to the cab.
Someone already did with a Hummer and Escalade, so a Ram wouldn't be too off the charts to happen in the near future... Unless it already happened and we don't know it yet?
They exist. I've seen 6 and even 8 door f350s with long beds. You have to custom order them from a company.
People do stretch frames to make the megacab long box Ram doesn’t build…
Not enough room for the groceries.
With all that power, this monster might even achieve 10 mph! Especially when wind conditions are good. 🤣🤣🤣
“The ride is as rough and ready as you are” 😂
Saying 96 horses somehow makes it seem faster than it is.
"This isn't a truck." as it warps space and time
I love the way it constantly changes shapes in a dreamlike way.
This should've been called the RAM 25000
Suburban boomers everywhere wish this was real.
*clutches suburban* you don't...
the long johnson
Lmao I thought the same thing
Oh hoho ohhh lonng Johnson! Lol
That's the truck you buy for your kid
THE VOICE IS MORE AWESOME THAN TRUCK
We aint gettin around any turns with this one
0:27 the rams face deforming..
The 96hp is the specs of the starter?
Only 4 cylinders?! Not even 100 HP!?! I'm more of a man without one than with one! Those aren't even rookie numbers!
Dudes is this a threat? You cant be a man without Long John...?? 😂
How about the Chevy Chateau off-road motor mansion?
"120 foot pound of torque"💀almost as little as a miata
miata still has less
Dodge Ram owners already have spatial awareness problems on roads, thanks for making it even worse
Im not a truck owner but the worst spatial offenders are Pruises and Altimas
Either you dodge it or you ram it!
@@DaDaDo661 maybe spatial should grow thicker skin
"4 Cylinder Hybrid"
Based on how big these trucks are getting, I won't be surprised if this comes to reality some day
a ram long john is like a limo
Longjhon was made special with the Prius engine swap with the horsepower lowered even more
“The 2025 Ram Long John, it’s long.”
Thats going to butterfly nicely...on a speed bump
The long John: you’re embarrassed to be seen in it.
You gon need 96 hps just to start the engine
Imagine the vids we can make with Sora Ai once it gets released 😅
Can’t wait!
Bro took "limousine" to a whole new level💀💀
"rough and ready as you are"
The steering would be a nightmare 💀💀💀
This is the best Dodge commercial I've ever seen!
why does it just fly at the end 😭💀
"You can't be a man without it"
Kilometers per gallon❌
Gallons per kilometer ✅
The more appropriate title: The New Ram Understeer.
“You can’t be a man without it.” Lol
Some blistering torque numbers there.
Talking cat singing: oh long Johnson
Ram prolly thought of that
Perfectly fits your Long John.
A limousine
It's a limousine
What did I just watch😂
Oh look, it's the new R11.
I like that most versions of it don't even have a truck bed anymore. Pretty sure that's the path we're headed towards.
4 cylinder hybrid with 20 meter length,
it works🤣🤣
15 Horse Power (max output of a horse) x 96 Horses of Power = 1440 Horse Power in reality. (A human can muster 1 HP)
Thing got 2/3 the power of a prius😂
Damn ... it might sound wrong, but now i wanted an LongJohn ...
With the new AIs, these ads can be so realistic we will think it’s shot irl
uff excellent job, do you share the name of the voice?
My wife wouldn't be able to park that thing😂😂
Bro this is way better than that new charger add.
90 horsepower, 120 ft.lb. torque 4 cylinder hybrid engine
*Rear tires exploding*
Why do I feel like someone out there would make a real life LongJohn?
do they have a model that comes with a swimming pool ?
Ram should officially use this on April 1
The turning radius of that thing is measured in miles
96 hp. Awesome now I can floor it and travel 5mph in my 4 cylinders hybrid.
I like how it can shift threw space time
I would buy it. Easy way to transport almost all the kids in my basement.
That thing would need more HP just to hold idle!🤣😂🤣😂
hey, thats actually a dope idea 👌
pick ups should have a better platform to transform into strechlimos, not as long like in the video, but a decent size, and with all wheel steering for better cornering
Named after my favorite doughnut.
A whole 96 ? What are gonna do wirh all this power !!!
Our American roads are already crumpling.
96 horses of pure power 🔥🔥
that happened...
96 hp and 120 lb ft of torque!? My undies are soaked!😂😂😂😂
This isn’t a beast,it’s a UltraBeast
AI with HUMOR
Is this a concept motor vehicle😮
"Growling with authority"
"4 cylinder hybrid delivers 96 horses of pure power"
This is just bad on so many levels 😂
Where do I order mine
96 horses of pure power. That's how i feel when i drive my 4cyl yj.😂
As a proud Ram owner, I would approve of this. I want one now.
Anyone else notice the UFO at 22-23 seconds streaking across the sky to the left?
If Dodge, Maybach, and Brabus did a collab
96 hp wouldn't even move the truck 😂
The longest of johns
Dayum we're right back to 1977 where you have titanic sized vehicles and engines that don't even make 100hp because of government regulations
4-cylinder hopefully the electric hybrid engine will kick in
damnnnnnn! with that much power, it prolly goes 0-60 in like an hour
4 banger with 96 Horses would bearly move that beast
This is basically a harley davidson ad
My dumbass actually searched on google to see how much this was 😂
96 horses. That's a lot!
You need a track like Disney raids 😅
This things a freakin limo lol