"2 Day Free Shipping" - Thanks For Risking Your Life
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Lewis discusses the benefits of getting things delivered to you fast.
THANKS FOR RISKING YOUR LIFE
Lewis Black, heir to the George Carlin throne of the comedy rant, and practitioner of his signature blend of frustrated optimism, lets loose again on his familiar punching bags of hypocrites, corporate swindlers, and governmental incompetents. Black doesn’t have set-ups to jokes so much as he has volcanic build-ups, twitchily rumbling up to eruptive punch lines. Black performed this set just days after the rest of the country shut down (the show was allowed to go on because it was in a sovereign Native American venue), so his commentary covers our current Corona-induced anxiety and his own hilarious frustration over The-Orange-One-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Lewis Black doesn’t take political sides; whether he’s exposing the wide-spread systemic failures of both parties, or pin-pointing the micro-stupidities within pop culture, commensurate rage is jettisoned in favor of deploying an overwhelming force of comic condemnation, punctuated by his ever-present arsenal of F-Bombs.
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Written & Performed by Lewis Black
Directed by Benjamin Brewer
Produced by Jack Gulick, Benjamin Brewer
Associate Producer & Post Supervisor: James Salkind
Executive Producer: Lewis Black
Edited by Derek Ambrosi
Re-Recording Mixer: Tom Efinger
Final Colorist: Keith Jensen
Live Production -
EIC: Ken Kuespert
IMAG Director: Joe Hasse
Video Engineer: Dan Rousseve
Cameras: Gary Banks, Phil Patnaude, Donnie Rogers, James Salkind
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Stage Tech: Todd Hartman
Camera Support & Equipment: TPC Technologies Inc.
Stage & Venue Crew: SLS Production Services
Sound Edited by Jeff Seelye
Audio Mix Facility: Red Hook Post, Brooklyn
Captioning by VDMS
Post Production Services: Technicolor Postworks NY
Account Executive: Pete Olshansky
Project Manager: Tracey Soast
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They gave you the role of Anger, but you bring Joy to me 😀
Well said!
Here in the UK, we have next day free shipping, you can even order AFTER MIDNIGHT and get it the same day. But we are Brits, so we are still miserable.
I’m here in the U.S., thoroughly enjoying the day because I know tomorrow will be worse.
Amazon has free same-day, overnight, and next-day in the US but it depends on which warehouse the item's in and whether the price is worth it to ship that fast. They're also piloting a "Now" service which delivers within 3-5 hours.
The UK is about the size of Vermont, so there’s that 😂
you’re on a fucking island! Where the hell else is it supposed to go.
The UK is like 1/9 the size of the USA
"i hope it holds"
The sheer terror i have felt in my life is when that bathroom stall door casually just swung open, but thankfully by the power of Greyskull, no one else was there.
This man is a national treasure.
Lewis Black, you're the best! Thank you for entertaining me for decades! Love you, man.
2 day shipping is a double edged sword. It once took me three days to decide what color I wanted an item to be and it arrived the day before I ordered it.
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Steven Wright can relate.
@@michaelfoxbrass exactly!👍 I sort my socks by thickness.👌🤣
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I ordered an aftermarket aluminium radiator for a Ford Mustang I own. Ordered on a Tuesday afternoon, arrived on Friday morning. Undamaged.
Doesn't sound that remarkable, except it was shipped from Los Angeles, and I live near Liverpool, in England, UK.
More remarkable that it was undamaged. Get yourself a lottery ticket.
I work in aircraft maintenance for the air cargo part of one of the world’s largest parcel delivery companies, and that is the magic of what we do. You click “Buy Now”, and it shows up two days later on your doorstep. That package goes through so much in between the seller and you. You have no idea how many people have to do their jobs just right for that box to arrive on time, and that is part of the fun. We are out of sight, and out of mind, but the world would stop without us. During COVID we were working 80-100 hour weeks to keep the airplanes moving 7 days a week to keep up with the demand. We didn’t get so much as a “thank you”, but we got paid well for it, which honestly is all the thanks I need.
I suspect they 'drop shipped' it to you -- they took your money and then paid someone in Liverpool to deliver a radiator to you.
Lewis, you make life tolerable, thank you!
You hit the nail on the head "2 day free shipping" - then the applause meltdown 👍Lewis does us right! 🥰
If I've missed your rant about the top, most richest companies that control the economy and cause inflation. I'd love to hear it. Educate the whiny citizens of this country the truth behind it all.
I am an Army Veteran.
And thanks to the Amazon employees who have to piss in empty Mtn Dew bottles and take $hits on the side of the road, all so we can enjoy that free two, or one, or same day shipping. I had to go all John Oliver there.
It’s hard to be funny when things are so great 😂
"You could find yourself, sitting on a toilet, in a gas station...."
I thought he was going to go "And you notice that there's no toilet paper! Damn! Damn ! Double damn!" But then you think to yourself, "I can order some and have it delivered here in two days! Problem Solved!"
@@Styphon “ I threw away my Xanax prescription “ 😂😂😂😂
I'd rather sht on the side of the road behind a cactus. Less needles.
@@templarjay You have a point 😁 I've seen 🧻 that actually looked like it had splinters still embedded.
you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
Frigging great comedian!
Been enjoying Lewis for years!
I passed through Rapid City.
I expected to see a big river with raging rapids. No such luck. It's a creek
You've still got it, Lewis.
This is the second time I've "stumbled" onto this video and it's brand new all over again. Thank you Mr Black for saying what we all feel.
I ordered something like 5 hours ago and It's gunna be here Saturday, GOD BLESS 2 DAY FREE SHIPPING!!!😆
Saw you in 2003 at The Wiltern. RIP, Mitch. Thanks, Lewis. You keep me sane.
Your comedy is sooo much better live!
I used to have 2 day free shipping, lost it in the pandemic, which, fair. But then Amazon just never brought it back. It now takes 6-7 days and I still have my Xanex. Also, I have Prime. Doesn't help.
Lewis Black is my personality doppelganger.
I ordered something this morning and it was here by afternoon. Prime is intoxicating. And dangerous
Almost the instant gratification of just driving to a store and buying something.
I remember 6-8 weeks like for that Styrofoam glider the day that came , I wax Charles lynberg the Wright brothers and buzz aldrin all in on and on that maiden voyage ( wich upon landing both the wings broke off) was one of the greatest moments of my life
I live in a small city and we’re getting a distribution center in our city! Praise tha Lordt! We get two day shipping!
If I ever want to get away from everybody, I'll go to Rapid City, South Dakota.
Mr Black, the happy Jew. What a concept. That is the huge-est irony. He rants and it makes him happy. We laugh at his ranting, it makes him and us happy. Its unbelievable. Add to that two day free shipping. How much happier could I be?
👏👏❤️👏👏 love you Lewis Black 🎉👏👏❤️👏👏✌️❤️🌼
thank you, mr. black.
48 hour delivery vs taking one hour to go out and get what you need!
He’s apparently never been to Midalnd, Tx.
For Lewis it would be a "bark" a lounger.
Or, you order that lounger which is delivered on-time, only to find it's a 1/30th scale model !
I'm the asshole who has a problem with 2 day free shipping. Isn't it entirely based on underpaid employees?
Thank you Lou! Have loved you from first sight! 😂❤
70 miles hey exit. Keep going. Sounds like Pennsylvania.
hey now to be fair they are on the door stop of the Black hills Forest and that's actually pretty nice
And also near the Badlands
@@deannadouglas2996 yeah the Badlands are pretty nice
You sir are brilliant 😁
I was amazed last week - ordered a couple items from Walgreens, with, you guessed it, 2-day free shipping. To my surprise, half an hour later - literally 30 minutes - there was a knock on the door, and a nice gentleman from Walgreens handed me a package with the items I'd ordered.
Pretty cool.
You're looking great, Lewis!
I WAS wondering why it is hard for me to be funny.
Thanks for solving the riddle!
2 day free shipping changed my life.
Thank you, strength and love.
"I hope it holds..." Two years of traveling and stopping at pilot gas station restrooms 🙏
“Don’t bother” 😆
ThIS special is f$cking CRAZY😜 😅🎉❤❤😂
Two day shipping comes with a price: I work at a sorting center, it's hell on earth.
My nephew lived in South Dakota. There isn't anything there you may as well be on the moon. The state has 2 attractions. im from Wisconsin. We have a lot to see, and im still exploring.
Hot damn, my favorite Hispanic lesbian aunt, Lewis Black.
Most of my Amazon purchases get delivered in 16 hours. Creamed my drawers.
Omg it so funny 😂😂😂good job😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Here in the SFV we can find free over night shipping, you wat it, it'll be on your door in the morning, Liquor delivery or fast food in 30 min, I'm old enough to remember going crazy over the Healms truck coming by,...
Cries in the asterisk after "free shipping".
I love this bit. It's so true.
Lewis, you are, have been, and, always will be... FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Amazon shopping after a few drinks…The next couple days are like Christmas
Rich gotta rich. 💪😎✌️ Corporations compute the bottom line. Ultimately, *EVERY* worker except the CEOs and CFOs is expendable. You can be replaced by literally anyone. Whether you d13, quit, or get fired... there is ALWAYS someone to take yer place, suckah! 😂
There is a place in Alberta, that was created by folks on the way to the klondike gold rush. Many ran out of supplies, others of the will & want to travel foreth.
Forget the 2 day free shipping
Think about what a miracle it is that we live in an era where you can impulse buy cat treats and candy, box them up, and send them to someone on the actual other side of the world
And it costs less than a hundred bucks and takes like a week and a half, tops
If my ancestors in rural Sweden 200 years ago could see the things I impulsively get up to in the future, they would be so excited they'd wet themselves
Yeah Amazon gave us 2-day shipping, but then some nut gave us 2-week shipping estimates on domestic USPS envelopes and packages.
I live in Crapit Shitty...... I agree *drinking helps*
6:58 ….He literally describes the Ikea ordering scene from Fight Club
I've actually been to Rapid City and he's 100 percent correct. Nothin, nothin, nothin, fuckin nothin, Rapid City. Then just more nothin. But I did go to Deadwood the next day which was pretty great. But yeah...if you think you live somewhere shitty and boring...it's probably not Rapid City boring
two days? hell i bought a thing and it was moved half way across the country in and delivered the next damned day.
talk about service
I fuquing love rapid city because I love the bad lands.
Look at Lewis smile! Yep.... OMG 😳 Rapid City, i think i we weed a little. Holy Crap----😅
Just a genius..........what else can you say..........😅
don't take crap from anyone, Lewis
What the hell makes you think he does!?!?!?
That bit about the gas station bathroom…how did you know I’ve been crying my eyes out tonight over the seemingly unlimited diarrhea my body seems capable of producing? God almighty, it’s almost like you were here with me…but I bet you’re glad you’re not. I’m laughing, but it’s not altogether happy…
It’s Rabid City .. they changed it to get more tourist.
Mushrooms, Mushrooms are why people are really happy
Try Perth, Western Australia, ha, Rapid City? Ain't nuthin, when you go to Warbuton from Perth. Two day free shipping?
Such a wonderfully talented and funny man but it's weird that someone is bleeping out - and badly- the profanity. Every time I'm down Lewis brings be back up.
Thank you Lewis Black.
Happy fuckin' birthday tomorrow. Love ya.
The applause gaffe lol
He could be a hoarder 😳
Hilarious!
Way to go RC Sprol 😅
Bleeping & L.B. just don't fit 😏
You find yourself somewhere between perth and darwin.
Let's all be honest, Bezos two days free shipping is anti depressant medication. You get your meds and merchandise.
It was settled by gold prospectors
S.D. 😔 clown for a governor, abusive of Indigenous 😭
How is it that 2 days deliverance remains but a distant point on a receding horizon?
I love Lewis black. It is fucked up what he did to those kids, though.
😳 2004 was 20 years ago
Fun stuff.
If only it were actually free, instead of just added to the item price.
It is great to be an American. I didn't used to think this way. I am a born Canadian. For a long time I feared and loathed Americans, all that craziness. Not for a while now. In America everything is laid bare if you choose to see it. America has been on fire for four hundred years. America is dragging us all into the future whether we like it or not. There is no going backwards. I am frightened, but thank you America. I will follow your lead through the gates of hell and beyond. You are my Captain
I gotta think of a comment. Give me a minute
As a European, this sounds like hell.
Sounds like Edmonton, Alberta!
Edmonton has changed! I grew up nearby, and now there are buildings pretty much all the way along Highway 2.
Clarifying: in my youth, there was nothing but prairie all the way to the outskirts of Edmonton.
Rapid City...."you drive, you drive...nothing." You could not be more wrong. First, before you get to Rapid there's the Badlands and, of course, Wall Drug. And going west, there's the Black Hills, the Needles, Mt. Rushmore, Custer and Sturgis. Of course, that's the only part of S.D. that's got anything.
If I order anything off Amazon...you can bet I did it while drunk off my ass and getting ready to pass out.
There's a guy on the radio that sometimes tells stories about his drunken Amazon purchases. He once had a Theremin delivered to his house, and couldn't remember ordering it, so he checked his 'purchased items' and figured it out. He was blackout drunk and watching some guy play the theremin, on yotube. So, he ordered one for himself, LOL.
People are happy? In what alternate timeline?
Why is this censored?
i wish i could see the last show. especially now that Aerosmith is canceled
Free shipping? My ass! Have you seen the prices of things lately? I geuss you won't find me at one of those Christian camps XD
I still like him … didn’t he got fucked when everything was different . Ways of life were different… Showing teets or bobe was a fashion … He is a good gentleman..:
Has Lewis Black been hanging out with Joe Perra?
Dang funny.