r/choosingbeggars Best Posts #23

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @maenolan5970
    @maenolan5970 4 года назад +1704

    These people have PATIENCE. If someone treated me like that, I would’ve roundhouse kicked the entitlement out of them.

    • @TheYes_
      @TheYes_ 4 года назад +4

      So yee do karate? I

    • @operatorspectre7428
      @operatorspectre7428 4 года назад +25

      Meh, a reverse sidekick to the head would get the job done faster

    • @chenzeu
      @chenzeu 4 года назад +1

      Exactly XD

    • @s3viien
      @s3viien 4 года назад

      I just going to say that I accidentally dislike it
      I undid the dislike btw

    • @EaZea
      @EaZea 4 года назад +1

      Chara didn’t think I would see you here

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays 4 года назад +3052

    “10% off is not a discount”
    Getting $1000 product for $900: yes definitely

    • @kevinthemusician4767
      @kevinthemusician4767 4 года назад +32

      “Anything”

    • @macsquared
      @macsquared 4 года назад +2

      Just saw you on a clay claim video

    • @dayleynwa6529
      @dayleynwa6529 4 года назад +2

      rlamont why u reply dis

    • @DogGaming506
      @DogGaming506 4 года назад +1

      Remmington Johnson actually 90 percent off is 1000 10 percent off is 9000

    • @danielzss7708
      @danielzss7708 4 года назад +12

      lol gaming my man he said $1,000 OFF

  • @sanpurutekisuto6709
    @sanpurutekisuto6709 4 года назад +1594

    600$ for a car. Even if the AC is broken that's still a bit low is it not?

    • @1cyyy
      @1cyyy 4 года назад +91

      It is a pretty good deal, that's for sure.

    • @anytimetown6214
      @anytimetown6214 4 года назад +38

      I mean maybe, there's too many variables that go into what makes a car worth any amount of money.

    • @richardflores6155
      @richardflores6155 4 года назад +22

      A car is a car..

    • @mushuone2327
      @mushuone2327 4 года назад +28

      Richard Flores a car could have many hidden problem, and the problem could be worth more than the car itself. you have to be careful buying car from people or just bring it to the mechanic to check if there are any problem. a car is only useful if it work, if it doesnt then good luck to you

    • @goobaguy9
      @goobaguy9 4 года назад +15

      $600 for a car is a fkn steal my guy

  • @Lucas264
    @Lucas264 4 года назад +2332

    “That’ll be 10 cents”
    “I thought it was free?”
    “It was, but then we had inflation”

    • @francopiano5634
      @francopiano5634 4 года назад +2

      I’m ur 69th like

    • @TheJuiicee
      @TheJuiicee 4 года назад +1

      @@francopiano5634 nice

    • @maidtsukixy2958
      @maidtsukixy2958 4 года назад +1

      I'm your 97th like! UwU

    • @Tillyguts
      @Tillyguts 4 года назад +7

      I mean, I get it, but im a single mom of three and i need it.

    • @subscribeforacookie3236
      @subscribeforacookie3236 4 года назад +6

      My kids are loyal. They are very smart. They are even the top students, my family is popular in our neighbourhood. If you're not gonna give it to me, I am reporting you to the police for scamming me. My address is -. I also am not going to pay for the shipping.

  • @kitzoneee
    @kitzoneee 4 года назад +2327

    “How get an artist to draw what you want”
    “Pay them”
    Karen’s: BuT tHeY sHoUlD pAy Me

    • @claudinealfred3205
      @claudinealfred3205 4 года назад +75

      Ikr? How could those Karens want us to pay for them? Like seriously, an artist worked hours and hours to finish the requested art and people asked to have them for free??? It hurts me >:(

    • @grey925
      @grey925 4 года назад +30

      Ikr. The amount of times that happened to me is sad

    • @reurez7942
      @reurez7942 4 года назад +20

      "You will get a looot of exposure!"

    • @ratadedospatas1
      @ratadedospatas1 4 года назад +18

      Reu Rez
      “Exposure won’t pay my rent, Karen”
      “bUt lOt’S oF peOpLe wiLL sEe yOuR aRt”

    • @icantthinkofaname4129
      @icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад +7

      Ikr this woman wanted me to pay her so I could paint her 'majestic' face portrait for her wedding the totall cos was £300 it was really large and she wanted me to somehow cover the cost and throw in £100 for a wedding blessing present and expected me to also pay to deliver it

  • @crescent_foxx1014
    @crescent_foxx1014 4 года назад +434

    That one guy who gave his boss his Netflix password: Mine
    His boss: *Ours*

    • @estonianboi74
      @estonianboi74 4 года назад +15

      *COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*

    • @hero_3088
      @hero_3088 4 года назад +10

      *Soviet anthem intensifies*

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад +1

      Hold the phone maybe op got a raise to make up for it or they agreed on splitting the cost or something
      Or its on reddit cause the boss paid op after he saw the post and apologized
      Or the boss is a ahole

    • @Jaymbermations
      @Jaymbermations 3 года назад

      now sing it with me.
      *Rossiya - svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.*
      *Rossiya - lyubimaya nasha strana.*
      *Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava -*
      *Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!*
      *Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye*
      *Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi*
      *Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!*
      *Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!*
      *Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya*
      *Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.*
      (i've gotten tired of bolding this lol)
      Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya -
      Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
      Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
      Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
      Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
      Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
      Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
      Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
      Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
      Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
      Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
      Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
      Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
      Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!*

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 2 года назад

      science never see me-
      Ok russians I won't sing misheard lyrics

  • @fansandjams
    @fansandjams 4 года назад +762

    “FREE IS TO EXPENSIVE FOR ME”
    -I forgot where I heard it from

    • @pepsimanv6124
      @pepsimanv6124 4 года назад +22

      You heard it from a choosing beggar, of course

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 4 года назад +6

      theyre actually saying that poor people are richer than them

    • @flameonoodle1172
      @flameonoodle1172 4 года назад +2

      I think the guy that wanted a free couch for -$20. Not sure of the exact number but something like that.

    • @stephenespanol1580
      @stephenespanol1580 4 года назад +3

      THAT'S A GREAT PRICE

    • @cooked_milk8615
      @cooked_milk8615 4 года назад +3

      Did you watch flamingo?

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +1390

    Tbh choosing beggars are just mildly infuriating to me.
    It's like you give them something just for them to ask for something else.

    • @zacharymiddleton9530
      @zacharymiddleton9530 4 года назад +4

      edge lord ayyy I recognize you from switchstop! You watch gio too? That's cool

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 4 года назад +10

      @@zacharymiddleton9530 I watch a lot of channels.

    • @isakayyik966
      @isakayyik966 4 года назад +5

      I watch a billion channels

    • @pokepup131
      @pokepup131 4 года назад +4

      Then r/mildlynifuriating

    • @Sol-hu6db
      @Sol-hu6db 4 года назад +4

      for the longest i thought the white hair thing was shadow’s hand-

  • @p1erz548
    @p1erz548 4 года назад +254

    6:59 wtf? the dude is giving you a banner and a logo for 10 dollars, that's a steal

    • @Hema115
      @Hema115 4 года назад +1

      maybe his art is trash and he uses templates?

    • @spookysomeone
      @spookysomeone 4 года назад +32

      @@Hema115 if he's selling basic/premium packages then he's probably a professional. but even if it is bad, commissions rule #1 is to never do free art, ever.

    • @sonikkukarafuto3424
      @sonikkukarafuto3424 4 года назад +17

      @@spookysomeone *_nO i wAnT iT fOr fReE_*
      i hate that sentence...

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 4 года назад +7

      @@sonikkukarafuto3424 I wanted to write a note saying
      "ITS 10 FUCKING DOLLARS THATS THE CHEAPEST WE CAN GO"

    • @dont2671
      @dont2671 4 года назад +1

      Im waiting to r/woooosh someone in r/choosingbeggars

  • @producedbyshiny
    @producedbyshiny 4 года назад +1196

    Imagine not taking money when your desperate.

  • @P1k2ch0
    @P1k2ch0 4 года назад +2083

    The guys who throw back money but are begging disgust me.

    • @meee2170
      @meee2170 4 года назад +50

      Can I get robux?
      Sike

    • @GildedTopaz
      @GildedTopaz 4 года назад +38

      Can I join the thread?
      Ok

    • @Myskia972
      @Myskia972 4 года назад +57

      Can I get your soul?
      I’m being serious

    • @cameliascripet8792
      @cameliascripet8792 4 года назад +35

      Can I get Earth for free please?
      It better include the moon too!

    • @bruhmomentium9
      @bruhmomentium9 4 года назад +17

      Can i die?
      Lol

  • @123GermanGamer
    @123GermanGamer 4 года назад +1035

    "I got a £30 fine..."
    GioFilms: "I got a 30 *euro* fine..."
    Me, a European: *Triggered*

  • @sleepingonyourroof
    @sleepingonyourroof 4 года назад +15433

    Welcome to the comments

  • @floridaman8588
    @floridaman8588 4 года назад +226

    GioFilms: *uploads*
    Everybody: *I am speed*

  • @araujo444ines
    @araujo444ines 4 года назад +840

    “How to get an artist to draw what you want”
    “1. Pay them”
    I mean..
    *you’re not wrong*

    • @theredandbluegamer4776
      @theredandbluegamer4776 4 года назад +3

      @ᴋɪᴍᴍʏ! Pickey ass

    • @waed888
      @waed888 4 года назад +15

      @@theredandbluegamer4776 Picky*

    • @arturmihk
      @arturmihk 4 года назад

      no no u got it all wrong its a british dollar

    • @j_rivera2007
      @j_rivera2007 4 года назад +3

      Alternative hold them at gun point

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 4 года назад +1

      you"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @poopooface8628
    @poopooface8628 4 года назад +497

    the people in this subreddit literally lose their brain cells every time they talk

    • @justanormalbird8302
      @justanormalbird8302 4 года назад +3

      Who? The choosing beggars or the people in the subreddit?

    • @cosmic6146
      @cosmic6146 4 года назад

      illegal Roblox account choosing beggay

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 4 года назад +17

      @@cosmic6146 the readers would also lose braincells from reading it

    • @himynameisoliver
      @himynameisoliver 4 года назад +1

      And considering there loud mouths they probably lost them years ago

    • @instntpot
      @instntpot 4 года назад +2

      they didn’t have brain cells in the first place

  • @joeymarkus7208
    @joeymarkus7208 4 года назад +166

    For the Netflix one wait until the boss is at an exiting part of a tv series and then change the password

    • @mariah7253
      @mariah7253 4 года назад +14

      Lolllll I did that. One of my friends was piggybacking off my family's account so I waited till she was half way thru her show until I told my mom and she changed it.

    • @denstrains3493
      @denstrains3493 4 года назад +4

      I would do that lol

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 года назад +9

      I would change his account name to "Stop stealing my netflix" and change the password once he sees it

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 4 года назад +5

      I'd just change it then and there

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 3 года назад +1

      Boss: *comes to my house with a gun*

  • @deletedandabandonedaccount8149
    @deletedandabandonedaccount8149 4 года назад +736

    I like how there’s a profile that just says “b”

  • @jonwatson2402
    @jonwatson2402 4 года назад +160

    Dear OP, Add horror and raunchy shit to the “Kids” profile that “mysteriously appeared” on your Netflix account... then wait.... oh and then update the world on your tale.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal 4 года назад +1

      I’m not a Netflix user, but are you able to watch the movie, “IT”?

    • @stacyrobloxgames5645
      @stacyrobloxgames5645 4 года назад +13

      The original post was by a guy sharing his netflix with his boss. They've been friends for years and call the original poster (NOT THE ONE ON REDDIT) one of their own. They like to prank each other, so his boss (Kevin) made their accounts the same one. Then Marcus, (original poster), changed his to "King Marcus" and put him and his kids in the others.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal 4 года назад

      @Livid Soap dammit. It would’ve been a great prank...either way.

  • @MisterHands-eh3ps
    @MisterHands-eh3ps 4 года назад +343

    Demand a raise in return to continue to use the account.

    • @yourboijason9576
      @yourboijason9576 4 года назад +10

      woosh

    • @sorry8016
      @sorry8016 4 года назад +9

      @@yourboijason9576 no?

    • @Iucient
      @Iucient 4 года назад +4

      A smiley boi uhm no

    • @swordcrafted
      @swordcrafted 4 года назад +4

      A smiley boi not a woooosh and also itswooooshwith4os

    • @jayden.02
      @jayden.02 4 года назад +6

      GUYS LLOK AT THE OPS NAME

  • @bkwilson4193
    @bkwilson4193 4 года назад +109

    "I'm not dating anyone with a car older than 2019" when there are a lot of cars that are older than 2019 that cost more than her house.

    • @Potatotenkopf
      @Potatotenkopf 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, that's definitely a small brain moment.

    • @galacticgaminghd1859
      @galacticgaminghd1859 4 года назад +7

      So a 2014 lambo isn't good enough..
      (that was an example. I don't own a car...)

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 года назад

      Galactic Gaming HD and a 2018 Bugatti Chiron (lets just say it was made on December 31st 2018)

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 3 года назад

      Then she won't date 99% of my country since most of them drive cars from the previous century.

  • @bananadestroyer1479
    @bananadestroyer1479 4 года назад +203

    Giofilms: *uploads*
    Me: comment time!
    Also me: *scrolls down*
    Me again: oh wait they moved because im on mobile ; - ;

  • @TRAMNITTSU
    @TRAMNITTSU 4 года назад +65

    The mask guy shoulda said “You’re making yourself look bad on r/choosingbeggars”

  • @sevlow4035
    @sevlow4035 4 года назад +298

    Sees £ sign...
    Everyone: oh it's a pound
    Geo: EURO

  • @cryinglime3078
    @cryinglime3078 4 года назад +126

    THE ONE ABOUT THE MASKS IS SOOO ANNOYING I WOULD’VE JUST SAID IM OUT

  • @jkobstube4314
    @jkobstube4314 3 года назад +12

    This man's accent is a total enigma to me, he's even pronouncing the same word differently on two occasions, I'm just so intrigued

  • @arickrolledman9928
    @arickrolledman9928 4 года назад +17

    “Can I have a code for saints row” that got me lol

  • @everyone.loves.mee_
    @everyone.loves.mee_ 4 года назад +34

    Gio: *Uploads a video*
    Everyone: TO THE COMMENTS!

    • @spyroace.0907
      @spyroace.0907 4 года назад +3

      E X A C T L Y

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 4 года назад +5

      It is a race on who will get the most likes lol

    • @dont2671
      @dont2671 4 года назад +5

      Who else has that feeling whenever they see a person with a gacha picture they want to say: *shut up gacha* but wont cause it sounds like a kid

    • @easiazyy
      @easiazyy 4 года назад

      @@dont2671 oh my God oh no someone likes something I don't so I will hate them for no reason I'm so smart

    • @36divad
      @36divad 4 года назад

      Cant wait for people who are going to criticize them for having a gacha pfp when i have a hentai pfp

  • @fuzkek9135
    @fuzkek9135 4 года назад +85

    Calls a Pound a Euro. “Screeches in Brexit noises”

    • @kyokazuto
      @kyokazuto 4 года назад

      As if they had the euro before Brexit.

    • @VaxzaLimeIsCool
      @VaxzaLimeIsCool 4 года назад

      That’s a euro idiots

    • @HipsteryDibstery
      @HipsteryDibstery 4 года назад

      @@VaxzaLimeIsCool £ this is a pound... € THIS is a fucking euro....

  • @erroneousfax9351
    @erroneousfax9351 4 года назад +19

    4:20 “We have attached an invoice for the fence built between our boundaries”
    4:25: “No modifications should be made as it is on our boundary”
    Some A1 logic right there

  • @tellertube2349
    @tellertube2349 4 года назад +63

    "verrry niceee" - borat voice

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 4 года назад

      Oh cool it’s tellertube

    • @yarnhatter1632
      @yarnhatter1632 4 года назад +2

      Nice! Nice! Very Nisu, Caesar-Chan!

    • @SnooSnoo503
      @SnooSnoo503 4 года назад

      @@yarnhatter1632 Huzzah! A man of quality

    • @IDK-qn6ci
      @IDK-qn6ci 4 года назад

      Vwat isa these?

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 года назад +57

    Imagine asking people to give you something for free that they pay for every year

    • @keewane
      @keewane 4 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @keewane
      @keewane 4 года назад +1

      How u get 8 likes in a fucking minute

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 4 года назад +3

      I dunno everyone races to the comments 🤷‍♂️

    • @mrocelot5165
      @mrocelot5165 4 года назад +1

      when u find one of your fav youtubers in the comments

    • @keewane
      @keewane 4 года назад +1

      Mrocelot Paradowski when you pee big

  • @0wl746
    @0wl746 4 года назад +16

    Just by watching r/choosingbeggars I can see that artists have a hard job.

  • @copy09
    @copy09 4 года назад +58

    3:56 my neighbors installed a garden wall on both sides of the garden meaning its on our property.
    so then they wanted us to pay for it.
    Needless to say we did not and they hate us for it
    ALSO i painted a garden gnome and they got mad at me for some reason

    • @paperbagman9608
      @paperbagman9608 4 года назад +4

      Paint a mutant rat choking on a microwave

    • @thatoneguyontheinternet4639
      @thatoneguyontheinternet4639 4 года назад +3

      Probably because they’re cousin’s of the almighty Doofenshmritz and probably thought you were painting him

    • @they_are_everywhere
      @they_are_everywhere 4 года назад +1

      Tear down the wall, if its in my property, and i dont want it i would just get rid of it

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 года назад

      @@they_are_everywhere they wouldn't be able to do anything about it

  • @second_chips
    @second_chips 4 года назад +26

    Heres a beggar I have seen: So I was just on my phone, watching reddit videos(Dark Dom, GioFilms, EmKay, etc) So I got a text saying: This car sucks, buy me a new one. Here's the catch: I DIDN'T BUY THE FREAKING CAR.

    • @Kenoboi_42
      @Kenoboi_42 4 года назад

      RealToxicz a game theory

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 4 года назад +41

    8:12
    CB: If you driving anything less than a 2019 we ain’t dating
    Millionaire: crap I guess my 2018 Lamborghini won’t do... ☹️

    • @undeadknight01
      @undeadknight01 4 года назад

      Or my 2017 Porsche lol

    • @akularia
      @akularia 4 года назад

      or the 1999 Honda S2000

    • @L1tebulb
      @L1tebulb 4 года назад +4

      My 1000 LIVING dinosaur won't do either?.... 😟

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 4 года назад

      So my 2016 BMW won't work? Aweee 😔

    • @user-km4oi2ug9m
      @user-km4oi2ug9m 4 года назад

      RickyPro yup

  • @rosepetunia1829
    @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад +44

    Beggar: "HEY I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I _LOOOOVVVVEEE_ YOUR ART! "
    Artist: "Thanks."
    Beggar: "I was wondering if you could make me into a sculpture?"
    Artist: "Sure that will be $100"
    Beggar: "What? No I am not paying that. How about for free?"
    Artist: "I am sorry but it cost $100..."
    Beggar: "FORGET IT! I NEVER LIKED YOUR ART ANYWAYS!"
    Artist: "Okay???"
    Beggar: "Look i'll make a deal, if you give it to me for FREE i'll date you."
    Artist: **Blocks**

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 4 года назад +1

      Alternate universe where the artist is the beggar
      "Beggar": I love your art, can you give me one of your coloured pieces of string?
      Artist: That'll be 682 dollars
      "Beggar": Lol no i'm not paying that for a piece of string
      Artist: ok choosingbeggar
      Artist: *reports them to irl police*
      Artist: *calls police*
      Artist: *makes reddit post*

    • @Unit-01-Pilot
      @Unit-01-Pilot 4 года назад

      @@ibavider mad ?

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 4 года назад

      @@Unit-01-Pilot no, i saw a post where someone charged 80 dollars for delivery

  • @mrsbigezy8627
    @mrsbigezy8627 4 года назад +74

    I was just scrolling through r/choosing beggars

    • @ParmanRS
      @ParmanRS 4 года назад

      Cayden Hardiman nice

    • @dapril
      @dapril 4 года назад

      And I realized its not r/choosybeggars

    • @agdub26
      @agdub26 4 года назад +2

      keep searching boys we need to find who asked

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 4 года назад

      Tommy boi • 69 years ago I think I might’ve asked

  • @diamom_
    @diamom_ 4 года назад +79

    if they wanted a CRAZY discount, i would just say "pay the price or no sale"
    then block them and if they do it more than 3 times, report them.

    • @Carbon-cringe-human
      @Carbon-cringe-human 4 года назад +1

      First

    • @horrorcentral1567
      @horrorcentral1567 4 года назад +3

      Dude reporting them won’t do crap just find where they live and burn the house down with there kids inside

    • @adonis309
      @adonis309 4 года назад

      @@horrorcentral1567 bruh dats too much , or just hack into their tv and play porn' and make them embaresd

    • @CloverPillbug
      @CloverPillbug 4 года назад +1

      _I HAVE TO PAY FIVE DOLLARS FOR THIS, CAN YOU PAY FOR IT EVEN THOUGH I'M BUYING IT?_

    • @PriceTheCourier
      @PriceTheCourier 4 года назад

      *Maybe.. not the kids unless it a choosing begger kid then yeah a*

  • @walnutalpaca8608
    @walnutalpaca8608 4 года назад +99

    RUclips: there are 10 comments
    Me: Can I read them?
    RUclips: Nah

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 4 года назад +5

      *BIG UNORIGINAL*

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 4 года назад +1

      @@Tired_Coffee Thank you for saying it so I don't have to :D

    • @cinnamonkc4147
      @cinnamonkc4147 4 года назад +1

      yeah but they would say first so I wouldn't really care.

    • @Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon
      @Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon 4 года назад +1

      Do we care?
      Nah

    • @thatonesylveon
      @thatonesylveon 4 года назад +1

      RUclips: There are tons of original comments.
      Me: Can I see them-
      WalnutAlpaca860: N. O

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 года назад +133

    "I need masks with the coordinating thread color"
    *mate, just take the damn masks, it ain't an art commission*

    • @monstrr8853
      @monstrr8853 4 года назад +6

      Ikr WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT THE THREAD?!?!

    • @Quanchop
      @Quanchop 4 года назад +1

      WHAT IS THREAD

    • @mangomochiii
      @mangomochiii 4 года назад +6

      @@Quanchop THREAD IS WHAT YOU USE TO STITCH PIECES OF CLOTH/FABRICS TOGETHER.

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 4 года назад +1

      @@Quanchop string lol

    • @Michal-by2nt
      @Michal-by2nt 4 года назад +3

      @@mangomochiii WHY ARE WE YELLING

  • @samaxion93
    @samaxion93 3 года назад +16

    ok but 10$ for a banner + logo?? thats a fucking steal

    • @Second_Splitter
      @Second_Splitter 3 года назад

      @Jackie Grainger Usually things like these are way more expensive.

  • @solidblockofsunrise
    @solidblockofsunrise 4 года назад +20

    "... if you driving anything less than a 2019 ..." As if regardless of what type of car you own, the model year is the only appropriate measurement?! People that superficial can't be real

    • @icantthinkofaname4129
      @icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад

      As long as a car brings me from one place to another I'm fine with it as long as it's not hot pink and Orange 😂😂but I do have a pretty nice car mostly because I like the look of it and I bought it after a dare plus ... I HAD A REALLY BIG ART COMMISION

  • @rohantime5938
    @rohantime5938 4 года назад +24

    Discord: *votes for a thumbnail*
    Gio: idc if that has twice as much as this thumbnail, but let’s use this!

    • @Stitchiols06
      @Stitchiols06 4 года назад

      ah yes, his Discord server
      Gio’s Chillout

  • @cozybros4919
    @cozybros4919 4 года назад +20

    The mask reminds me of how my grandma(or nanny) made lots of masks and gave them to everyone she knew for free and when someone decided to pay her anyway (bless her soul) she decided she didn't want the money so she split it between me and my sister nothing bad I just wanted to say how much I love her

  • @emptyarchive
    @emptyarchive 4 года назад +15

    4:46 This is r/nicegirls in a nutshell

  • @thehalolegend9235
    @thehalolegend9235 4 года назад +6

    “I don’t want this” and “you don’t need it” is the thing all beggars say

  • @ghost_6846
    @ghost_6846 3 года назад +33

    "aw you have such a cute kid! whats his name?"
    "Oh thank you! yeah.. his name is *B*

  • @maenolan5970
    @maenolan5970 4 года назад +5

    I still can’t believe that there’s people who are offered something out of the kindness of the other persons heart and they complain. Like, take your free thing and leave.

  • @ahhhhhhhhornery
    @ahhhhhhhhornery 4 года назад +49

    “Driving anything less than a 2019, we are not dating”
    The person that is driving an old collectible car: Well, I’ll find a better girlfriend

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 4 года назад +9

    “Money has no real value outside of what we give it. So hand over the AirPod Pros.”

  • @kahorieditz593
    @kahorieditz593 4 года назад +15

    Karen: I don’t care about my health I just care about the design! >:(

    • @angelaf5889
      @angelaf5889 4 года назад

      Karen:change the world my final message,goodbye *GETS A HEART ATTACK*

  • @thedragonlionplatypushybri1441
    @thedragonlionplatypushybri1441 4 года назад +16

    For the second one...
    Bro it’s starting to become summer where I live and it so TRUCKING HOT. And it’s not even June yet. If I ever had a car and the AC stopped working...
    Cya car. It’s been fun.

  • @JJLol1310
    @JJLol1310 4 года назад +4

    “10% off is not a discount.”
    “You are not a great person.”

  • @noel1626
    @noel1626 4 года назад +4

    3:54 i like how gio just gives up

  • @sayaksen8296
    @sayaksen8296 4 года назад +4

    The netflix one was just a prank the boss did on the OP,they are actually close friends

  • @taco1516
    @taco1516 4 года назад +1

    8:38 - 8:43 I'm ashamed that you called that money symbol Euros. IT'S POUNDS! xD

  • @eeeeeeeeee802
    @eeeeeeeeee802 4 года назад +5

    5:18 The only thing missing on that list, is an education

  • @adiosgd5687
    @adiosgd5687 4 года назад +24

    “1 minute ago”
    *we did it bois*

    • @sofaezez6608
      @sofaezez6608 4 года назад

      @n_vckk - Roblox ok give me your discord

  • @erfanballew4363
    @erfanballew4363 4 года назад +4

    2:06 perfecet opportunity to say cents instead of sense 😂

    • @1-SFOD
      @1-SFOD 3 года назад

      Perfect opportunity to say perfecet

  • @jujutsushenanigan
    @jujutsushenanigan 4 года назад +5

    Mom: eat it the food it not that hot
    Food: **insert your picture here**

  • @silviestars
    @silviestars 4 года назад +59

    When I liked this it instantly went up to 10 likes.

    • @esthersd1ary
      @esthersd1ary 4 года назад +2

      it’s a joke
      edit: somebody said “but there was only 5 likes” so i said there was a joke so they deleted their comment and now my comment is just here

    • @absoluteunit2424
      @absoluteunit2424 4 года назад +2

      Congrats, you’re value has multiplied by ten

    • @Chuckles16
      @Chuckles16 4 года назад

      Hold on, I guess r/whoooosh?

    • @Chuckles16
      @Chuckles16 4 года назад

      Y e s, that was just I said tho

    • @Chuckles16
      @Chuckles16 4 года назад

      adb 7 we know

  • @icantthinkofaname4129
    @icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад +2

    The last one is too true : this woman asked me to PAY HER to do her 'majestic' face for a wedding portrait she wanted oil paint , me to somehow source a sliver frame , use a really large canvas and also drive to deliver to her .On my website there's a scale for the approximate price the totall cost was £300 and thrown in £100 for wedding present (i had no idea who she was) she said i should be thankful and greatful for this commission and said she didn't have money I have one thing to say to people who ask for free art.. IF YOU WANT FREE ART DO IT YOURSELF I GOTTA PAY THE BILLS YOUR WEDDING ISN'T PAYING MY BILLS

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 года назад

      You forced her to pay right ?

    • @icantthinkofaname4129
      @icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад

      @@greeneye2037 the husband called me to say sorry I let him have a discount since it was a wedding for £200 as long as it was a 90cm width and the hight would be 100cm as long as he would post the painting on his socials because he had quite the following I don't know why the woman was getting married to a nice guy but whatever

    • @icantthinkofaname4129
      @icantthinkofaname4129 4 года назад

      He would source the frame and pay for delivery and I would use some acrylic instead of oil and I would get to sign the the painting for a little exposure you know but i did get some clients from him so I guess it worked out in a way??

  • @Its_sabribri
    @Its_sabribri 4 года назад +7

    7:30 Bruh $10 for a RUclips banner is a FANTASTIC deal how could you get mad about that????

  • @inoue6
    @inoue6 4 года назад +7

    Gio dear, a simple reminder
    € - Euro
    £ - Pound

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 года назад

      They're the same picture.

    • @isabellalawson3889
      @isabellalawson3889 4 года назад

      TheDragonKing Actually the characters are different but it depends on the characters you have on your keyboard or device ^^

  • @hannahtelevised
    @hannahtelevised 4 года назад +1

    5:44 I love how he says "look at it :D"

  • @iceyberq
    @iceyberq 3 года назад +5

    Who else misses giofilms

  • @lollipopcandyfette601
    @lollipopcandyfette601 3 года назад +3

    Alternate title: People who are full of theirselves and don’t care about others

  • @foxtrotflies
    @foxtrotflies 3 года назад +1

    1:40 as a masonry student, that would take 20 minutes, but still not worth giving her what she wants.

  • @theshowoftedybears774
    @theshowoftedybears774 4 года назад +8

    Beggar: I want money
    Peorson: will a dollar help, not much, but it's honest and I believe that-
    Beggar: *no*
    Like, I never even believed something like that could happen... Do they want money or not? It might be little, but that's how you start. There are also more efficient ways of getting money than begging, I have nothing against them. Just saying. Have a nice Day! :D

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 4 года назад

      Yeah you should never turn down money from a nice peorson

  • @Coconut-yv8nd
    @Coconut-yv8nd 4 года назад +28

    “I sNeEzEd WhEn I WaTcHed ThIs YoUr pAyInG fOr ThAt”
    that’s how stupid humanity has evolved

    • @secretguys9469
      @secretguys9469 4 года назад

      YeH boi Khan That’s an insult to you’r own Kind
      You insulted you’r Whole Kind instead of a Part of it

    • @moriaheastside2831
      @moriaheastside2831 4 года назад

      Oki boomer 😌💅

  • @lowqualitygio3017
    @lowqualitygio3017 4 года назад +3

    Beggars: Angry ps2 noises
    Sellers: Calm Microsoft Windows Vista Startup Sound

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 4 года назад +133

    Me: *gives money to Karen* Go buy yourself a mask, and also your kid.
    Karen: Ugh, can you give more??
    Kid: Mom, I want 5 more Iphones so I can break them
    Me: Dead people can't be entitled, right. *cocks gun*

    • @xiaoyiuu
      @xiaoyiuu 4 года назад +3

      I was maybe thinking r/youngkidsyoutube, but I changed my mind. Good idea tho, would do that if I can.

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 4 года назад +5

      *loads deagle in decent intent*

    • @Anony12387
      @Anony12387 4 года назад +2

      Explain I am confusi

    • @shovel7674
      @shovel7674 4 года назад +2

      Dark... I love it

    • @nfdhje38743m
      @nfdhje38743m 4 года назад +2

      *i'd headshot it with pleasure*

  • @stephenmurray2039
    @stephenmurray2039 4 года назад +4

    For the one about the 10% discount.
    10% off a 5$ cat toy: not a big discount.
    10% off a 1000 TV: that's a big discount.

  • @phremg535
    @phremg535 4 года назад +2

    This reminds me of the glass castle when Jeanette’s mom had the audacity to demand for her daughter to ask her husband for one million dollars for a piece of *land*

  • @colgatelasaga428
    @colgatelasaga428 4 года назад +4

    4:50 the voice gets way more Chinese as he realises what person this is

  • @rorymanley6696
    @rorymanley6696 4 года назад +14

    They’re greedy, and then they’re not
    It confuses me

  • @jocelynflores5233
    @jocelynflores5233 4 года назад +1

    Let’s appreciate how much voices this guy must practice

  • @Vigyyy
    @Vigyyy 4 года назад +8

    8:39 Gio.. £ is pound and € is euro mate.

  • @helencaldwell2964
    @helencaldwell2964 4 года назад +67

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    But when I see gio post
    I click fast

  • @lilchidori
    @lilchidori 4 года назад

    That NF cameo was amazing

  • @gutboi777
    @gutboi777 4 года назад +31

    No one:
    Idiots: fIrSt !

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 4 года назад +2

      Yes because it is a race to get the most likes once the like buttons existed on the RUclips comments section EVEN THOUGH LIKES ON UBE COMMENTS SECTION DOES MO CRAP

    • @NicoleTyrneyMoore
      @NicoleTyrneyMoore 4 года назад +2

      firSt !

    • @him6439
      @him6439 4 года назад +3

      The big brain move is to comment "last" because it always correct until some one else comments

    • @theturkeyburger
      @theturkeyburger 4 года назад

      first

    • @canopyleaf9152
      @canopyleaf9152 4 года назад +1

      last

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 4 года назад +61

    *Hello random stranger on the internet! I hope you’re having an amazing day/night and safe from the Covid 19!*

  • @deany4365
    @deany4365 4 года назад +2

    Lmao that’s about 3000 dollars if I have my calculations correct 3:40

  • @X1ST3R
    @X1ST3R 4 года назад +28

    Yes who even names their kid "b"

    • @mikerowavez
      @mikerowavez 4 года назад +9

      the parents of b

    • @spingleflop
      @spingleflop 4 года назад +3

      Mikey Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @SynthesisOnee
      @SynthesisOnee 4 года назад +1

      @@spingleflop lol, i didnt knew that

    • @cropskin696
      @cropskin696 4 года назад +3

      hey 🅱️

    • @cropskin696
      @cropskin696 4 года назад +1

      *B*

  • @sse951
    @sse951 4 года назад +15

    I guess a Ferrari enzo isn’t good enough for the girl driving a 2019

  • @Akash-un2lk
    @Akash-un2lk 4 года назад

    i like how you can tell wich ones the choosing beggar just by the voice giofilms reads it in

  • @MegaCai123
    @MegaCai123 4 года назад +4

    8:39 - that's a proper nice euro sign, mate 😂. Its basic knowledge:
    £ - Pound
    $ - Dollar
    € - Euro
    Fml

  • @thegamingaura7560
    @thegamingaura7560 4 года назад +4

    4:44
    Her grammar is worse than their relationship

    • @kuromi_AR12
      @kuromi_AR12 4 года назад

      Yes his Grammer is horrible

  • @crisprcas09
    @crisprcas09 3 года назад +2

    8:19 so we ain’t gonna talk about how this guy’s name is “Marcus D. Luffy” which sounds a lot like “Monkey D. Luffy”

  • @joseg.6856
    @joseg.6856 4 года назад +6

    8:05 what if someone has an old car like 1990 or below model but costs the same as a 2019 if they put the aftermarket parts on it

  • @WhitbombBS
    @WhitbombBS 4 года назад +4

    People are saying I’m a choosing beggar. I just want you to deposit 5 coins :(

  • @socosoul8294
    @socosoul8294 4 года назад

    The thing about paying artists for a drawing is so true... some people think they have magical abilities or something

  • @definiteerror6578
    @definiteerror6578 4 года назад +7

    HE SAID EUROS INSTEAD OF POUNDS
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @hazelbelle2824
      @hazelbelle2824 4 года назад

      DefiniteError So? He might say it differently.

  • @WOLF-wq7ro
    @WOLF-wq7ro 4 года назад +3

    7:52 this boy is trying to be nf😂😂😂

  • @fishteam5392
    @fishteam5392 3 года назад +2

    Me at 3:17 okay best I can do for you is scissors and some wet wipes

  • @txboy2276
    @txboy2276 4 года назад +12

    When he doesn’t do the thumbnail we voted for: *sad discord noises*

    • @it.sy.
      @it.sy. 4 года назад +2

      Bruh 2 what did you vote for?
      *i didn’t join please don’t judge me*

    • @homie6138
      @homie6138 4 года назад

    • @adrisfortunato9142
      @adrisfortunato9142 4 года назад

      What discord?

    • @txboy2276
      @txboy2276 4 года назад

      I voted for the last one

    • @txboy2276
      @txboy2276 4 года назад

      Adrian and Adris Fortunato the Giochill discord

  • @DerpoLink
    @DerpoLink 4 года назад +4

    I've never wanted to cringe so much in my life

    • @emannk07
      @emannk07 4 года назад

      Then check r/nicegirls

  • @Darcactusofficial
    @Darcactusofficial 4 года назад

    I can't with the NF one 😂😂

  • @Thejamjami
    @Thejamjami 4 года назад +5

    *laughs in early*