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  • @TheCasualCriminalist
    @TheCasualCriminalist  3 года назад +143

    Use code CRIMINALIST14 to get up to 14 FREE MEALS across your first 5 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at bit.ly/3ef13cz

    • @chicoblanco947
      @chicoblanco947 3 года назад +15

      An hour long video.. Why, it ain't even December!!

    • @icarus_falling
      @icarus_falling 3 года назад +3

      You should make a RUclips channel about how all your other channels scripts are killing the trees.

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 3 года назад +4

      @@icarus_falling This. I know Dickhead is a proper capitalist, but as he says so often: _'Don't be a dick about it'._ So I would be delighted if he used recycled printer paper as default (know he prints on the backside of old script in a pinch); it's not like these prints are for some fancy exclusive publication. And, he gets it off to paper recycling afterwards, because that's one recycling chain that actually works fairly well, as intended.

    • @michaelblaszkiewicz7283
      @michaelblaszkiewicz7283 3 года назад +3

      Locally, he is more know as the Superbike Killer.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад +4

      Can you do one on the British serial killers Fred and Rose West please?

  • @veight7
    @veight7 3 года назад +1252

    Simon: if my Twitter starts posting sensible stuff I've been kidnapped or killed
    Pretty sure everyone would also notice how your 27 RUclips channels suddenly went silent

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад +116

      They wouldn't go dark. His kidnapper would force him to record and we'd have to look for clues 😂

    • @SoerenMaiwald
      @SoerenMaiwald 3 года назад +40

      @@stephjovi let’s start searching for clues.

    • @durgadivinewrath8879
      @durgadivinewrath8879 3 года назад +116

      @@stephjovi plot twist, Simon is actually kept in Callums basement and forced to perform on camera

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад +29

      @@durgadivinewrath8879 possible but not likely
      I think ETA really calls the shots

    • @gregmelville2542
      @gregmelville2542 3 года назад +22

      *looks at Business blaze with concern*

  • @abbiejo6822
    @abbiejo6822 2 года назад +703

    Gotta hand it to Carla, she was amazingly lucid and articulate while being rescued, rattling off the most pertinent details. I wonder if she mentally rehearsed what she’d say if found as a way to keep her sanity.

    • @jeyzeus
      @jeyzeus 2 года назад +81

      Kala*, not Carla. But yeah, her composure and sanity was off the chain like... well Kala Brown.

    • @unocoltrane2804
      @unocoltrane2804 2 года назад +32

      I initially suspected she was in on it because of how well she spoke during her rescue. I clearly cannot read people all that well, hence why it's a good thing I'm not a detective.

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 2 года назад +43

      What I don't get is why they made the video of her rescue public. Just seems wrong.

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 года назад +24

      @@JeeVeeHaych How so? It just reinforces the strength she had after such adversity, and helps people understand the magnitude of her release after so long.

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych Год назад +43

      @@viderevero1338 That's another way of looking at it, but to me it just seems way too traumatic a moment to publicise a video of.

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 3 года назад +998

    "If your kid starts killing animals get them to a psychologist or I'll be writing about them in 20 years" can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @saxglend9439
      @saxglend9439 3 года назад +5

      U wot m8?

    • @thehangmansdaughter1120
      @thehangmansdaughter1120 3 года назад +39

      If your kid doesn't show empathy for animals by age 4 you should get them assessed. Add the other two indicators, bed wetting and fire starting, and you've got a problem.

    • @thehangmansdaughter1120
      @thehangmansdaughter1120 3 года назад +3

      @@saxglend9439 The problem is a lack of punctuation.

    • @stevenhoenig4404
      @stevenhoenig4404 3 года назад +15

      Heroine addiction. I'm fairly certain "Hotel California" is about the inevitable death of heroine addiction.

    • @theguest4516
      @theguest4516 3 года назад +30

      I'm old. I use to tell my friends when I young to stay away from people that hurt animals. If they could hurt animals, they could hurt you I said. They laughed at me. Than the F.B.I came out with serial killer traits: 1 being hurting animals. Than they were just scared of me. I thought it was pretty evident, apparently not. Animals are living beings after all that was my train of thought.

  • @ccdaly2561
    @ccdaly2561 2 года назад +548

    Schadenfreude moment of the day: Simon's face as he realizes that Hotel California is not, in fact, chill.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 2 года назад +29

      I learned what Schadenfreude meant because of watching a kid's cartoon.

    • @barbaragarb9453
      @barbaragarb9453 Год назад +30

      My grandma told me that a lot of people thought it was about the devil but was in fact the singer professing the downsides of fame through song. Or something like that, i didn't pay attention to that convo much mainly due to the fact i don't like songs like Hotel California.

    • @haleyguthrie3113
      @haleyguthrie3113 Год назад +19

      I always thought (due to the time it was recorded) that it was the lure of fame and $ then getting stuck in the illusion that is Hollywood or CA.
      Which is still true

    • @christianfairhurst2062
      @christianfairhurst2062 Год назад +13

      It’s about the singers cocaine addiction

    • @gregorybarnard5593
      @gregorybarnard5593 Год назад +19

      It's 100% about addiction. Listen to it again

  • @ThePandaPad
    @ThePandaPad 2 года назад +207

    Just a quick note on the Dreamcatcher topic: I had a dream catcher when I was a kid. I used to suffer from horrible nightmares, and the Aunt and cousin (who are into chakra and all that jazz) gave me one and told me it would take the bad dreams away. Being a kid, I believed them and hey! No more nightmares. I don't believe in that stuff at all, but what I do believe in is the power of the mind. If you give a kid something like that and say it will take away the bad dreams, if they believe it then it will work.
    I still have it somewhere but more as a momento to the thought and caring that went behind the gift :)

    • @shugadaddy4841
      @shugadaddy4841 Год назад +6

      Same with my son. My daughter made him a dreamcatcher and he didn't have any bad dreams for a while. I liken it to a stuffed animal. As adults we don't need one to comfort us but kids do. I say whatever works

    • @tonyahinrichs8828
      @tonyahinrichs8828 Год назад +10

      I was afraid of monsters in the dark when I was trying to sleep. My mom put Windex in a plain bottle and wrote "monster repellant" on it. I'd spray it all around my room before I went to bed. I felt so safe lmao.

    • @the-white-eye
      @the-white-eye Год назад +4

      personally, i just used to love making them. i dont hang them up because i dont want my apartment to have the vibe of a live love laugh sign on the wall but theyre fun to make. i allways made them from scratch by tying wool around a soft stick until i had a circle, finding cool tinkets to drill holes through and collecting random feathers (ofc disinfected). i highly reccomend that btw. gives you a better appreciation for your walks if you go around looking for trinkets, even if you only end up with a rock and a few bottle tabs to work with.

    • @erinbanes
      @erinbanes Год назад +3

      thats so sweet. I have a dreamcatcher over my bed, it was a really poorly made one with fake blue feathers and fairy lights that didn't work. I got rid of all the feathers and lights, fixed up the frame, and hung little amethyst chips from the chains on the end and put a moo carm with a wire-wrapped chunk of amethyst I made hanging from the center. it looks much better now, and I like the whimsical, comfy feel it adds to my room. sometimes my fan will blow and make the chains jingle a little bit, its really once to fall asleep to.

    • @haleyguthrie3113
      @haleyguthrie3113 Год назад +12

      It is 100% what you believe. A placebo effect. Because Ojibwes (dream catchers) only work when made by a female "shaman" (that isn't what we call them but there is no other way to explain her position in english) using very specific materials. Decorative pieces are added after and it won't affect anything.
      This is just one tribe. But a handful more practice this exact thing but just under a different name in their language.
      It's always a woman because it's given at birth to hang over the cradle. It's just used for more now.
      Basically...a Native dream catcher bought from 99.9% of vendors are placebos. Hahaha

  • @NathanXxplosion
    @NathanXxplosion 3 года назад +386

    The Hotel California reference: “You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER LEAVE”
    Probably what he was going for

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 года назад +15

      Yup, but he's confused by husqvarna so there was no hope for the joke

    • @stevenhoenig4404
      @stevenhoenig4404 3 года назад +27

      It's about the inevitable death of heroine/never ending addiction of Heroine.once you start heroine you check in. But it's the likely hood of dying whether you try to quit or not is what checking out is about. Either you die or live with a lifetime of life altering addiction is what the never being able to leave is about.

    • @Fiscals_Organics
      @Fiscals_Organics 3 года назад

      @@stevenhoenig4404 beautifully said

    • @ariste01
      @ariste01 3 года назад +26

      @@stevenhoenig4404 no it's not. It's about fame. The band themselves have stated this in multiple interviews. Also it's spelled heroin.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 3 года назад +7

      @@stevenhoenig4404 Heroine has a completely different meaning to what I think you were going for there Steven. I thought the song was just about your mental state after addiction.

  • @BlackAssasin
    @BlackAssasin 2 года назад +326

    His Mom: "...he was just extremly sensitive to being hurt or scolded..."
    Also his Mom: "Let's beat this boy 24/7!"

    • @DJDaGr
      @DJDaGr 11 месяцев назад

      Pppp 😊

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 3 года назад +336

    Really shows that lack of empathy runs in their family when the abusive mother defends her rapist child by saying, "he walked her home." Like, hey, he may have forced you into unspeakable acts at gunpoint, but at least chivalry isn't dead? She needs to be locked up too, IMO.

    • @Superfunkyturbohonky
      @Superfunkyturbohonky 2 года назад +17

      No need. She died in 2017.

    • @sandiweiss9516
      @sandiweiss9516 2 года назад +3

      It really is insane!

    • @snakabuz
      @snakabuz 2 года назад +8

      I love how they just dropped the sexual assault charges as part of a deal and EVERYONE, even Simon seems to just be all 👍. like, it just gets glossed over and there's more concern about this sicko needing therapy . He sexually assaulted a girl at gunpoint, and the sexual assault charges were dropped. I doubt the victim ever gets a say in this.

    • @ElPirato
      @ElPirato 2 года назад

      @@snakabuz true, but he still wound up being a registered sex offender

    • @abes3925
      @abes3925 2 года назад +6

      @@snakabuz charges get dropped in order to get the suspect to admit guilt. Without that then it would be harder and waste more time trying to convict someone.

  • @FissionCube
    @FissionCube 2 года назад +14

    'my son is extremely sensitive to being hurt or scolded. and so i beat him... wait why is he violent?? what do you mean he grew up to be a serial killer?'

  • @sandiweiss9516
    @sandiweiss9516 2 года назад +65

    Man, is Nicole ever lucky that she got caught trying to get the last cell phone location! Had she gotten the information and gone out there she would likely be another victim.

  • @Damoinion
    @Damoinion 3 года назад +757

    Of course his mother would refuse to call him a monster. If she did, she would have to admit to her active part in creating one.

    • @victorvangrimgamming6784
      @victorvangrimgamming6784 3 года назад +31

      Seems to fit with the modern mentality of "not fault, when I shit my own pants, but don't tell me I stink"

    • @genxmum5569
      @genxmum5569 3 года назад

      #elisabethcash #jacobcash

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +5

      She probably also stayed to keep the family together. Never her fault, right?

    • @graciep.6984
      @graciep.6984 3 года назад +46

      It’s possible that she was something of a monster herself, so she may have truly believed his crimes weren’t as horrifying as they were. They seemed to share that mindset, considering he apparently remained a mama’s boy throughout the years, despite her violent abuse.
      Rolling him down a hill in a dog crate and laughing as he screamed and cried? That’s not discipline. She was having fun coming up with different ways to torment him. When he was fifteen and raped that poor girl, her defense of his actions being “but he walked her back home!” says a whole lot. Something was seriously wrong with her.
      It’s still a far cry from being a serial killer, though. There’s continuing the cycle of abuse and then there’s this massive escalation of it.

    • @tskraj3190
      @tskraj3190 2 года назад +21

      Abuse, whether sexually, physically or mentally, neglect are very common attributes in a serial killer's childhood development. Even being the victim of bullying can create severe trauma for the child. The child will usually repress their feelings until adolescence or adulthood. The actual crime of murder to them gives them pleasure and a sense of control over their victim. This action is how they deal with their P.T.S.D. and it may become an addiction and sometimes even a normal reaction when anxiety or anger are triggered.

  • @lauramanuel7619
    @lauramanuel7619 2 года назад +160

    You start listing off the shopping list and all my mind can think of is clippy (the Microsoft paperclip) popping up and saying: it looks like you’re planning on kidnapping and murdering someone. We would recommend some duct tape.

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 2 года назад +6

      Definitely something that would happen if Clippy became self-aware

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam Год назад +2

      @@vulpes7079 You mean that WASN'T microsoft's first AI experiment?

    • @eurosonly
      @eurosonly Год назад +2

      I miss clippy. He was so helpful.

    • @KyMcAnnoudh
      @KyMcAnnoudh Год назад

      Yes, miss Clippy!

    • @g0ld3sun
      @g0ld3sun Год назад

      Lol

  • @aurorawolfe6060
    @aurorawolfe6060 3 года назад +660

    interesting how Todd's mother kept defending his actions, from the kidnapping/rape as he was a teenager and then when he got caught as an adult. the way I see it, she's defending herself more so than her son. she does not want to admit that she's the reason why his mind was so fucked up. if she wasn't such a horrid mother, things could have been different.

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +65

      She's co-dependent to abusive
      men and was probably raised like that herself. No defence for her, but she probably followed a horrid family pattern.

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 года назад +9

      That's uninformed BS. The killer was a psychopath and today's science knows for sure, that psychopathism is genetically. It still could mean that the mother messed up and contributed a certain degree to it, but it also could mean, she was a normal or even a good mother and still her son became an evil killer.

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 2 года назад +17

      @@bm-ub6zc Nope - 50/50 on genetics and environmental. You can have the genes for psychopathy and end up as Elon Musk or Boris Johnson with a relatively normal family life.. Or genes plus Inbredistani retardparents and end up like this nutter.
      Oh wait.

    • @JRAD897
      @JRAD897 2 года назад +13

      @@bm-ub6zc Did you not heat the story? Extremely strict, harsh beatings, locking him in rooms etc. That's not normal or good. That's abuse and abuse is scientifically proven to fuck up children and make them much more prone to violence, crime, rape etc. as adults. Also the fact she thought him walking his rape victim home meant that he wasn't a bad person shows how mentally fucked she was.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 года назад +9

      The fact that she said “he’s just sensitive to scolding”, BITCH YOU BEAT HIM FOR YEARS ALONGSIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PATTERN HERE?! AND VICTIM BLAMING, SERIOUSLY?! And yes I feel ok calling her a bitch, she beat her child for years and let her boyfriend do the same, and blamed a rape victim, she’s one of the influences on this fecker. I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to frame him in a more positive light just so her morals wouldn’t be examined by the tabloids.

  • @melasnexperience
    @melasnexperience 2 года назад +105

    This whole thing is a reminder of why I don't trust people who say they're on sex crime lists for "misunderstandings". Recently had a supposed friend say this about herself & someone close to her, and it turned out she was an accomplice to her friend molesting children. Quickest I ever cut anyone out of my life ever. And sadly, she's not an isolated example.

    • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
      @Lieutenxnt_Dxn 10 месяцев назад +3

      the real question is why do you know so many people that are on these lists

    • @scruffy-thejanitor
      @scruffy-thejanitor 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@Lieutenxnt_Dxn You may know just as many.

    • @paulthomas963
      @paulthomas963 6 месяцев назад

      100% of Redditors who claim they got on a sex offender list for peeing in public or dating a girl 1 year younger than them as a teenager are lying.

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Lieutenxnt_Dxn People don't generally lead with that when you get to know them. You can meet them at say the tennis club, where you, like a fool, went because you enjoy playing tennis. How are you meant to know if they are potentially there for something else? Or if you work at a daycare, because you care about the safety of kids, while co-workers may instead care about access to kids instead. Don't assume the worst but you also can't really be surprised by the worst either.

  • @Timthevapeman44
    @Timthevapeman44 Год назад +38

    Point of clarification Simon, the serial Trifecta is actually, arson, animal cruelty and bed wetting. Those are the three most commonly shared traits among serial killers.

    • @LouisaWatt
      @LouisaWatt 9 месяцев назад

      In their childhood 😉

  • @localman7017
    @localman7017 3 года назад +193

    “He became independently wealthy through real estate, he can’t be that dumb”
    You would be surprised, some extremely dumb people can be successful realtors.

    • @tanakaba
      @tanakaba 3 года назад +21

      Yep. Buying land and doing nothing with it except selling it for profit is just as easy as making money buying toilet paper, PS5s and graphic cards, but for some reason rich people making profits in real estate is considered an "investment" instead of robbery.

    • @scrossman27
      @scrossman27 3 года назад +22

      As someone who regularly works with realtors....yes...some of the most successful ones are dumb as a box of nickels

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 3 года назад +9

      My great aunt made her fortune selling homes. She is a hypochondriac, didn't go to college and isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but she's rich.

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 2 года назад +11

      Even presidents.

    • @sephinarose420
      @sephinarose420 2 года назад +6

      Agreed, you just have to be charismatic.

  • @giselematthews7949
    @giselematthews7949 3 года назад +186

    Hotel California according to the band that wrote it, is about all the bands who go to LA to make it big and get caught up in drugs, money, agents, contracts and delusions of recording labels.
    It is about the lost of a bands ideals. Plus the line 'stabbing them with their steely knifes'. Is a reference to Stealy Dan buying into the recording's label sounds and ideas.

    • @shitrockandthepurrmonster882
      @shitrockandthepurrmonster882 3 года назад +14

      I think he was referring to the line “you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave” because of the locks

    • @dashippo
      @dashippo 3 года назад +7

      Drug addiction

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 3 года назад +6

      I was always told it was the perspective of an inmate of an insane asylum.

    • @XShifty0311X
      @XShifty0311X 3 года назад +8

      I've also heard it is about drug addiction, excess and loss of ideals in the music industry

    • @mschaefer4656
      @mschaefer4656 3 года назад +18

      @@shitrockandthepurrmonster882 The actual line is "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." 'Check out' is also slang for death. In other words, you're trapped, and the only way out is death. Very sinister review, looking back on it now.

  • @skyskynomnom4674
    @skyskynomnom4674 3 года назад +229

    I knew “one of those kids” in high school. He was my friend. Always dark. Always talked about murdering the guys he hated at school. Wanted to buy a gun. Always carried knives in school.
    I was always scared that he’d try something. That I’d come into school one day to find out that he’d done something bad to someone or set a building on fire.
    Turns out he was in a situation where he wasn’t able to live as himself. And he had a lot of hatred for who he was. Like second hand hatred for himself and instead hated everyone else.
    He’s much better now. Runs a climbing gym, always helping people out if they are seeing hard times, letting them sleep at his place, protecting his friends who are targeted for being POC or gay or trans. Walks girls or even guys to their car. Just very happy and comfortable with himself.
    He’s my best friend and my partners best friend. We are currently arguing over who gets him for the wedding. Will he be a groomsman or a brides man. We were all friends in high school and he’s always been the loudest in trying to get us together.

    • @cmath6454
      @cmath6454 2 года назад +34

      That's the thing is you were friends with him. All of these individuals were failed not by one or two people buy by society in large. People are saying teaching stranger danger isn't enough anymore because it could be anyone but that's why society needs to be better and do what you did and be a positive influence to potentially derail them from the path they are on instead of being another link in the chain whether because complacency or ostracized.

    • @skyskynomnom4674
      @skyskynomnom4674 2 года назад +4

      @@cmath6454 oh thanks 🙂

    • @grimace4257
      @grimace4257 2 года назад +3

      Sounds gæ

    • @skyskynomnom4674
      @skyskynomnom4674 2 года назад +10

      @@grimace4257 and?

    • @BillionairesArentYourFriends
      @BillionairesArentYourFriends 2 года назад +22

      Very wholesome comment in such a gruesome video. Love a good taste of bittersweet.

  • @The420FOREVA
    @The420FOREVA 2 года назад +52

    I love how every time Simon says "that isn't funny" and then ends up laughing right after

  • @michaelsilver253
    @michaelsilver253 Год назад +11

    So I'm Native from a tribe on the US easy coast, and while dreamcatchers aren't part of my tribe's culture, hearing a British dude sneer at Native stuff (even if he did qualify it) makes a tiny part deep in side of me be like "ok, probably gonna be fine, just make a note of where the exits are and don't touch any blankets you don't recognize"

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 Месяц назад

      I mean... as someone with native heritage myself, I have to admit that there isn't a lot particularly impressive about native culture north of the Rio Grande.
      I mean, it is interesting stuff, but honestly most of the world would have sneered at them. Imagine someone from a Chinese Empire meeting them, or even something closer like the Aztecs.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +91

    5:20 - Chapter 1 - Ghost in the machine
    12:25 - Chapter 2 - Welcome to the hotel california
    24:25 - Mid roll ads
    26:55 - Chapter 3 - A child of rage
    34:55 - Chapter 4 - The assault
    39:35 - Chapter 5 - A fresh start
    43:50 - Chapter 6 - The superbike motorsport massacre
    48:25 - Chapter 7 - The doomsday prepper days
    54:45 - Chapter 8 - Johnny & meagan
    58:55 - Chapter 9 - How many more ?
    1:03:40 - Wrap up
    1:05:25 - Dismembered appendices

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 3 года назад +314

    I love how the killer pretended to be Charlie but didn’t go as far as to look at what he normally posted.

    • @MrBANE1992
      @MrBANE1992 3 года назад +33

      As I used to tell my creative writing class when writing for someone who really exists in your story do your research on how they speak.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад +15

      He didn’t care. He was playing a game.

    • @call999itsalice
      @call999itsalice 3 года назад +20

      I feel that due to the difference in his writings that he was trying to make it seem the victim was going off the rails (a reason to disappear and not bother speaking with friends and family) maybe...

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 года назад +6

      Im surprised it never occurred to him that police can get your location if they know your phone number.

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 Год назад +2

      ​@@fukkitful
      I'm surprised he'd write reviews on Amazon where the murder weapons get directly shipped to his house.

  • @johnerwin8901
    @johnerwin8901 3 года назад +125

    I grew up in the area Simon's talking about, and I have to say that hearing a British voice use extremely southern town names is highly entertaining 😁😁

    • @anaryagaming4981
      @anaryagaming4981 3 года назад +2

      Well, hello fellow upstate person.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад +8

      I always love people trying to pronounce southern, or worse yet, names of towns etc that are Native American in nature. You’d think that Callum would Google that and put it in the script. 😆 Especially that Simon is a cold reader and can’t pronounce anything he considers foreign.

    • @00jyjsarang
      @00jyjsarang 3 года назад +2

      It is a bit disconcerting to be so familiar with all the places. Also glad I'd left by the time he started rampaging.

    • @anaryagaming4981
      @anaryagaming4981 3 года назад +1

      @@debshaw680 Oh yes, like Tucapau and various other places around upstate SC.

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 2 года назад +2

      *southern English. The Welsh, Scottish, west country (imagine an old-timey English farmer) and northerners like me are part of Britain too and our accents are bizarrely different for a small island country.

  • @Cman04092
    @Cman04092 2 года назад +22

    Do you think I'd get sued by Hello Fresh if I made my own food company named So-long Stale? Lol.

  • @wrench8677
    @wrench8677 Год назад +12

    The part about Todd’s father was difficult for me, my father was absent and I idolised him thinking that I was being prevented from seeing him when he actually couldn’t be bothered. The few times in my teens when I saw him I was taught how best to stab someone to inflict as much pain and harm on them as possible and where the most vulnerable veins and arteries were.
    He also tried to make me wear an old army helmet while he shot at it with an air rifle.
    It’s scary to be reminded of my childhood in a video like this.
    Also don’t worry guys I’ve never made any Amazon reviews

    • @LouisaWatt
      @LouisaWatt 9 месяцев назад

      Proof that messed up parents are not always a life sentence 🙂

    • @emilyd7974
      @emilyd7974 2 месяца назад +1

      Really proud of you for getting through it. I can’t imagine how difficult that must be to experience. Hoping life is better and wishing every happiness for you

  • @stephanieden4
    @stephanieden4 3 года назад +207

    It really disturbs me that real estate agents aren’t required to pass a background check.
    They’re given keys to clients’ houses!
    They can come and go in any clients’ property. I hope the requirements for this have changed.
    I believe in rehabilitation, but
    dangerous felons shouldn’t have unlimited access to people’s homes.

    • @joiamusic6076
      @joiamusic6076 2 года назад +8

      Hopefully things have changed

    • @therealdeal3672
      @therealdeal3672 2 года назад +19

      100% agree! They would have an opportunity to be alone with a potential victim. Background checks should absolutely be necessary for a real estate license!

    • @rogermurtaugh4766
      @rogermurtaugh4766 2 года назад

      That is racist, so lets just keep ppl who get out of jail from getting jobs so they can reoffend.

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 2 года назад +15

      @@rogermurtaugh4766 there's other jobs than real estate agent

    • @TheSheerkan
      @TheSheerkan 2 года назад +7

      In SC they are required to get a background check for a real estate license

  • @miathemouse5659
    @miathemouse5659 3 года назад +27

    I have a dream catcher (moved recently, and it's not hung up, but it will be), because I talked to a coworker about the fact that I had chronic nightmares. He told his fiance, sometime after that conversation. She asked him to find out my favorite colors, which he did, and then she made me a dream catcher in my obnoxiously bright favorite colors. I love it, because it was a thoughtful, handmade gift from a person who hadn't even met me, at the time. I no longer have chronic nightmares, but that's because I got medicated for crippling anxiety.

    • @menamacd1447
      @menamacd1447 Месяц назад

      I had chronic nightmares as a kid, and my mother got me a dreamcatcher. Power of suggestion + child = no nightmares! When my son started having nightmares terrors when he was very little, I tried the same thing and POOF! I don’t have an opinion about how real their effect is, but I really appreciate the effect of the story on small children! 😅

  • @draconisxc
    @draconisxc 2 года назад +95

    Simon: Lists the ridiculous number of weapons and armor in the killer's possession
    European viewers: My God, that's absurd!
    Me, an American viewer: Yep, sounds like South Carolina

    • @barbaragarb9453
      @barbaragarb9453 Год назад

      Oh my god right, and people wonder why i lean towards gun control! When done right, it's incredibly effective. Take a look at Australia, they USED to have a mass shooting problem but then they actually FIXED IT. Will our country do it right? Probably not but hey, it's most likely a step in the right direction even if it isn't really enforced.

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz Год назад +1

      we also have those people.

  • @pixiewolfe2759
    @pixiewolfe2759 2 года назад +36

    As someone diagnosed with BPD, I can say with experience that the diagnosis is no excuse. BPD may cause extreme emotions, but everyone still has free will and gets to choose how to behave. BPD is no excuse to hurt others without consequence.

    • @user-pq6mr6op3p
      @user-pq6mr6op3p 2 года назад +4

      Ahh Shaddup

    • @AncientIrishCelt
      @AncientIrishCelt Год назад

      We know you have BPD. All women do.

    • @kaitlyn3066
      @kaitlyn3066 10 месяцев назад

      They only blamed BPD on the rage outbursts as a child. They never at any point said it had anything to do with murder. Nobody is saying its an excuse or that it takes away free will.

  • @leahstone9308
    @leahstone9308 Год назад +8

    Can’t imagine how you could be part of the true crime “community” and also find it even the tiniest bit surprising that loads and loads of true crime fans were eager to blame the ex-wife. These people take such a special thrill in blaming and excoriating women at absolutely any opportunity

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Год назад +1

      Agreed . I see that all the time. I hate that!

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 Год назад

      What? It was the cops not the "community"
      Jesus Christ.
      The community isn't the people investigating
      That goes for any crime case, cops look at the spouse, it's not a woman's issue.
      Holy shit.

    • @leahstone9308
      @leahstone9308 Год назад +1

      @@citizenvulpes4562 Simon was specifically saying that tons of people on the internet were (/are) totally intent on blaming the ex-wife, sure she was involved even after it was clear she wasn’t, and he went on to say that he was surprised to learn of this. This is _extremely_ typical behavior within the youtube true crime community, so it really shouldn’t be surprising in the least.

  • @meaghangood7162
    @meaghangood7162 3 года назад +35

    I had thought from the title that this would be a murder because someone was mad about a bad Amazon review. I once had TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE AT SEPARATE TIMES threaten me with physical violence over the same one-star book review I posted on Goodreads.

  • @shanestrains7179
    @shanestrains7179 3 года назад +50

    To me, "hotel california" is less of a place, and more of a state of mind. A figurative place, where everyone is afflicted in some manner by their own vices and stuck in a perpetual purgatory of their own making

  • @andiward7068
    @andiward7068 3 года назад +78

    Tbf, the crazy Mom thought dog cages and cattle prods were useful tools in child rearing. It's no surprise her idea of chivalry is so off-base.

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +15

      I wonder if we can start charging psycho parents for "contributions to the production of a serial killer." I'm sure there is at least on serial killer out there with a totally normal childhood, but the number of cases where they are as bad or worse than their kid (this is a helpless child their supposed to love) is just astounding.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 3 года назад +6

      I've yet to find a genuine one tbh. People will bring up Bundy, but when you dig deeper, you'll find a lot of twisted sht in his background. Dahmer is also referenced, but again, his childhood was far from normal.
      I think we can all agree that a child's mind is fragile and precious, and needs to be nurtured and strengthened with affirmation and challenge from their protectors. There's no doubt, among anyone well versed in child psychology, that we need to stop people from hurting kids, for the good of society.

    • @Zeberence
      @Zeberence 3 года назад +1

      Or its genetic

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 3 года назад +7

      @@Zeberence From my own reading, there exists predisposition for certain tendencies, but they can be nurtured and directed to follow rules and morals. It's so rare to find a case whose childhood wasn't abusive, we can't afford to ignore the correlation. In every single study, there exist exceptions, but we don't take action or accept theories based on exceptions. Correlations are what we look for ans act upon.

    • @frawgeatfrawgworld
      @frawgeatfrawgworld 3 года назад +4

      There are many cases of serial killers and psychopaths from loving families. Please we are far past being this naive by now...

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 2 года назад +11

    Oh my friends and I used to go into Walmart and try to buy the 3 most awkward or worst looking products bought together. Like bananas, condoms and engine lube or something to that effect. I could totally see myself making the same kind of post, but now it doesn’t sound as fun.

  • @CatinaTheo12
    @CatinaTheo12 Год назад +9

    Carla is amazing, she is just so clear and states every fact, no stutter no fluff. She’s amazingly cunning and astute after being rescued. Also the red pepper doesn’t throw off search dogs, it just hurts them and can cause medical emergencies which is really a shit thing to do.

  • @mandarazlim1677
    @mandarazlim1677 2 года назад +41

    I literally spit my drink at "he even walked the girl home" and Simon paused to comment. Never before have I felt so intensely that I was sitting around listening to a buddy telling me a story. Worth the 35 minutes of keyboard cleaning.

    • @cjvaye99
      @cjvaye99 11 месяцев назад

      for me it was "some fat guy that collects mens feet" lmao

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 3 года назад +417

    If he wasn't an actual murderer those Amazon reviews would be hilarious. After knowing that they're just disturbing.

    • @coleyquesadilla4555
      @coleyquesadilla4555 2 года назад +8

      I give SOG gear 5 stars. Made in the US and good quality. The tactical tomahawk has got me out of many outdoor jams.

    • @GreedyLittleFokker
      @GreedyLittleFokker 2 года назад +4

      @@coleyquesadilla4555 Has it ever gotten you out of a CONEX container though?

    • @rashkavar
      @rashkavar Год назад +2

      Yeah, hearing this brings a whole and disturbing new possibility to some amazon reviews I've read that I dismissed as trolls who are actually somewhat funny. Nothing as dark as this guy's posts, but I've definitely seen reviews that aren't that much less concerning if you take everything 100% seriously.

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 Год назад +1

      " It's blacker than my soul and priced right" - Amazon review killer.
      Fun note: Vanta black is the blackest on Earth. Look that up. Makes Wesley Snipes jealous

  • @dlarsh
    @dlarsh 3 года назад +193

    Haven't finished yet, but just got to the live audio of Kala's rescue. It's amazing she was able to provide that much clear information to the police; I'd be a complete incoherent mess in that situation after two months.

    • @curiousandcreativewithwand8515
      @curiousandcreativewithwand8515 3 года назад +40

      Psychology says humans react to stress one of three ways - fight. flight or freeze.
      I suspect Kala had a lot of fight in her. You need it to be in her shoes.
      I don't want to be in her shoes but I hope I can be as prepared to help catch the sob.

    • @vonniedemers5683
      @vonniedemers5683 3 года назад +13

      She did a full interview on Dr. Phil

    • @norab5
      @norab5 3 года назад +20

      @@curiousandcreativewithwand8515 There's also fawn, a Stockholm-like reaction.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад +5

      @@norab5 that wasn’t what was going on there. If it was she’d have told them she was willing to be there and he had good reason to kill her boyfriend.

    • @norab5
      @norab5 3 года назад +11

      @@debshaw680 I know. I didn't mean to say that was *her* reaction, but that there is another type of reaction to stress besides the ones mentioned in one of the comments above.

  • @chrissirvid5845
    @chrissirvid5845 2 года назад +9

    Always love the Simon and the Team's presentations because they are different from anything else.
    The humour on the heavy subjects is a welcome change from the stale BBC & etc. Informative and interesting as always.

  • @nickdaveNDM
    @nickdaveNDM 2 года назад +5

    Holy shit, what is that calm in the audio of her rescue? Is it shock? Pure strength? It's incredible. Its haunting. Its incredible. Terrifying.

  • @sarahbarker4170
    @sarahbarker4170 3 года назад +48

    "There should be at least 6 more murders. At least!"
    When did we start demanding more murders, Simon?!

    • @BURDYMAN777
      @BURDYMAN777 2 года назад +7

      When he got 7 life sentences lol. Usually a life sentence per murder when multiple are givin.

  • @tomorrow4eva
    @tomorrow4eva 2 года назад +427

    He’s extremely sensitive to being hurt or scolded… because you trained him to expect torture next. Of course he reacts with extreme violence. He’s trying to protect himself from what comes next, you lunatic woman. His mother, step-father, and grandparents are all guilty of his crimes too.

    • @BillionairesArentYourFriends
      @BillionairesArentYourFriends 2 года назад +31

      No one understands the importance of setting a good example anymore.

    • @SoulDevoured
      @SoulDevoured 2 года назад +59

      They're terrible people who fucked that kid up but I'm so angry at the mental health professionals that evaluated him at 13. I've seen so many kids with diagnosis and medication when what they need is to get away from their abusive caretakers.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 2 года назад +60

      No matter how badly he was abused, he's the only one ultimately responsible for his actions. There are plenty of abused individuals who don't become rapists and murderers, or even criminals at all. That's not a justification for child abuse, nor a dismissal of how the abuse impacted his development and pushed him to commit his crimes. If we hold abusive parents equally responsible as their children for the horrific acts committed by those children, then we have to hold abusive parents equally responsible for any profound successes abused children attain as well. Levelling full blame on the shitty parents is nothing but an attempt to dismiss the element of personal responsibility we all hold for our actions.

    • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
      @pyrrhusofepirus8491 2 года назад +36

      @@frocat5163 I agree, we can't level all the blame on the parents, but I'm very willing to put a good 65 - 70% on how he turned out, thanks to them.

    • @np833
      @np833 2 года назад +12

      @@SoulDevoured hey man just wanna say that I think mental health professionals unfortunately don’t have the rights to take them away, but provide therapy. Remember that they specialize within meds and diagnosis, not taking children from their homes.

  • @lavandatherabbit8732
    @lavandatherabbit8732 3 года назад +65

    "I don't like it that he's getting his pilot's license, cause I'm getting a pilot's license. Go away!" Simon doesn't want to share airspace with serial killers.
    Also if Fact Boy gets a pilot's license does it mean that we'll get yet another channel?

  • @Michael-zf1ko
    @Michael-zf1ko 2 года назад +6

    I wonder if he simply can't separate action movies and reality.
    "John Wick goes around killing people and everyone thinks he's cool. Look at the people I killed. I'm cool too, right?"

  • @MrEnjoivolcom1
    @MrEnjoivolcom1 2 года назад +3

    This "person"; of one could even find it within themselves to term him that; lived just a mere 3-hour-drive from my Aunt down in North Charleston. She recalls what it was like during these times expressed in this well put together podcast by Simon. In gist, she [my Aunt/(my) Mother's older sister] said the effort and will of persons from all walks of life present each-&-every-single day to find her and bring her back home was awesomely & utterly heartwarming to see.

  • @jacksonstarky8288
    @jacksonstarky8288 3 года назад +58

    This episode makes me think of the meme about a shopping trip: "which three items do you buy to freak the cashier out?"... a toaster, an extension cord, and a bathtub plug might have been Todd's best choice.

    • @ninjaswordtothehead
      @ninjaswordtothehead 2 года назад +17

      I like to buy donuts, donut holes, and glue at 2am; then while waiting in line, humming "Reunited and it feels so good..."

    • @gonefishing167
      @gonefishing167 2 года назад +2

      Hairdryer would be an excellent addition to the shopping list 👵👵👵🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @TexboyGamer
      @TexboyGamer Год назад +2

      I remember back when Corona was first infecting people in China I went to Walmart to buy some basic shit. I bought some masks, gloves, firestarters, and some water purification kits just in case shit got wild. I had to get a manager to sign off on that shit for some reason. Most awkward shopping experience I ever had since most people weren’t even aware of its existence yet. I felt like a criminal

    • @eurosonly
      @eurosonly Год назад

      What sub reddit do you visit where people post this meme?

    • @eurosonly
      @eurosonly Год назад

      ​@@TexboyGamer did you end up having to those the fire starters?

  • @wilderuhl3450
    @wilderuhl3450 3 года назад +75

    “I killed lots of people! Cool right?”
    No. Go directly to jail.

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 года назад +1

      I feel like if there were more victims he would have bragged more about them, and gave more details.

    • @knghtbrd
      @knghtbrd 2 года назад

      Go directly to jail would not be my solution. I have some background in mental health. The cure for that kind of mental health disease cannot be fixed, and that sociopath WILL kill again given even half a chance.

    • @atimaatrams1932
      @atimaatrams1932 2 года назад +1

      Don't pass go, don't collect 200 dollars.

  • @mica4977
    @mica4977 2 года назад +64

    Considering his apocalypse survival ideology & wish for it to happen he may have been chopping their feet off with hopes of them not becoming a threat if they ever returned as zombies. A peculiar cautionary measure.

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz Год назад +2

      i am astounded at how many people think nuclear power plants or cordyceps or whatever is dangerous and could cause the apocalypse.

    • @scowler7200
      @scowler7200 Год назад

      @@wubbinz
      I know, right? Golden rule of prepping is to keep it simple and generalized. Flexibility is key. Once you hyperfixate on something improbable and pigeon-hole yourself, you're doomed.
      Guys like Todd up there would be an early-game boss and loot-drop if America went sideways.

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 3 месяца назад

      @@wubbinz I mean, they could though. Everyone that thinks that is correct. The chance it will happen is absurdly tiny and I think the weirdness you feel about the subject is from people severely overestimating the likelihood. If every year you think there's 2% chance it will happen, then I understand why you may get a bunker for your family. If however the chance is 0,000001% every year, why bother?

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 года назад +10

    I lived there when this story was happening. It was wild but what's crazy is that they never let us know all the details about the reviews and such.
    I remember when SLED found her in the container it was supposed to just magically be the end. They NEVER told anyone in the state he was a serial killer.

  • @mutecryptid
    @mutecryptid 2 года назад +9

    "People who have dreamcatchers would probably annoy me"
    Me, a native american person who keeps them to keep the small bits of culture we have left alive: 👁️👄👁️

    • @isaacmitchell3386
      @isaacmitchell3386 2 года назад +3

      There pretty cool five stars

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 2 года назад +2

      No actual person who is "native American" describes themselves that way, they say what tribe, and without a google or wikipedia search I doubt you could tell me which tribe the "dreamcatcher" stems from, or that that term wasn't used until the 70's, it has nothing to do with catching dreams, and they're only sold in native shops because tourists are stupid.

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 2 года назад +2

      @ThoRCol Who the hell are you to dictate how a Native American identifies themselves?

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 2 года назад

      @@manifestationsofasort he didn't, he described the way the majority of indigenous people refer to their culture as. Native American is not the way most indigenous people refer to themselves. In fact the term is considered out of date along the lines of the term Indian.

  • @duncanbrock7303
    @duncanbrock7303 3 года назад +124

    Yay I needed more criminalist. Get Callum locked in that dungeon. We need more scripts.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад +4

      Sadly agree...at least as long as Simon doesn't order any kinky collar for Callum...

    • @mrdavman13
      @mrdavman13 3 года назад +1

      I’ll fetch the whip

    • @duncanbrock7303
      @duncanbrock7303 3 года назад +3

      @@ChristmasLore no we can't have that Danny would get jealous

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 3 года назад +1

      Should use those five star padlocks. Heard they’re top notch.

    • @duncanbrock7303
      @duncanbrock7303 3 года назад +2

      @@gabbyabbott4965 no we don't want him leaving a trail we can't have our fact boy getting arrested for leaving a trail.

  • @antonkovalenko364
    @antonkovalenko364 3 года назад +84

    Simon: "These reviews aren't even funny."
    Also Simon: [proceeds to laugh at nearly every review]
    --------------
    When Simon mentioned that there was a sponsor for this video I half expected him to say Husqvarna. If that was the case I would have shat a gold brick with s silver lining.
    On an aside Husqvarna chainsaws really are great for the job they were actually intended for.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад +9

      Simon laughing at every review is a sure sign of a Psychopathic killer. He is always telling people how to commit crimes better etc. Cannot wait till we get Callums version on Simon, the Generic Bald RUclips killer.

    • @scrossman27
      @scrossman27 3 года назад +2

      We have a Husqvarna...for trimming trees. I love it. Lol

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 3 года назад

      @Hieronymus Bosch Pretty sure it's for trimming my toenails. No?

  • @regan3873
    @regan3873 3 года назад +143

    Can’t believe Nichole basically rescued Kala. Also great job remembering everything by Kala.

    • @BCSoHappy
      @BCSoHappy 3 года назад +29

      Can’t believe it took the cops two months to ping the phones and rescue her.

    • @Cheffe919
      @Cheffe919 3 года назад +3

      @Camron Fowler sadly. The more likely outcome would have been one more victim.
      Plus, it wasn't her job, the cops should have done their jobs, and Kala would never have been involved.

    • @ryanspencer6778
      @ryanspencer6778 3 года назад +2

      @@BCSoHappy I live in South Carolina. I can believe it.

  • @horselover40
    @horselover40 2 года назад +2

    I'm dying at Simons slightly deranged laughter whenever he sarcastically plays devils advocate lols.

  • @janedoe3763
    @janedoe3763 2 года назад +3

    Hi from country of Georgia, i found that simon mention my country in several his videos 😊it pretty rare, almost no one knows about us, and qlmost every time people think it's state of Georgia, i just want to say that i'm glad i found this channel and Simon is great story teller ❤

    • @Wheres_the_money_lebowski
      @Wheres_the_money_lebowski 2 года назад +1

      Gio Kinkladze is a legend

    • @janedoe3763
      @janedoe3763 2 года назад +1

      @@Wheres_the_money_lebowski yeap he's Georgian

    • @Wheres_the_money_lebowski
      @Wheres_the_money_lebowski 2 года назад

      @@janedoe3763 I know he is, my first real footballing hero

    • @janedoe3763
      @janedoe3763 2 года назад

      @@Wheres_the_money_lebowski you should see David Kipiani, he was playing decades ago but he was a god of football

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 3 года назад +132

    "The Devil On a Leash" has a sinister ring to it. I like it. Could've been a good alternate title but the Amazon reviews are somewhat comical.

    • @antonkovalenko364
      @antonkovalenko364 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like the name of a NWOTHM album. 😆

    • @philvanderlaan5942
      @philvanderlaan5942 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like a friend’s corgi. This dog chased his tail and spun like a weed wacker on PCP.

    • @localman7017
      @localman7017 3 года назад +4

      My parole officer would be proud of me
      With my Olds 88 and the Devil on a leash

    • @novabrilliant4510
      @novabrilliant4510 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like a good name for a metal band

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 3 года назад

      @@antonkovalenko364 it's psych rock band from washington DC

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 3 года назад +45

    The main question that occurred to me is: Will Hello Fresh deliver to a shipping container?

    • @ArchangelOfEnigmas
      @ArchangelOfEnigmas 3 года назад +4

      Callum is about to find out

    • @Peeser87
      @Peeser87 3 года назад +2

      I dunno, try it?
      Or maybe not Xd

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад

      I'm sure they deliver to Blazements. Of course they don't have ovens they can't cook anything. I have 4 vouchers from them that I got with some cat food orders. Can't get anyone to take them 😂

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 года назад

      As long as it's a shipping container in America.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад

      @@KougajiCalling they do deliver outside the US. I'm in Austria. I'm getting their vouchers, tried giving them to a friend who likes healthy cooking, she already has one never used it either.

  • @brianmiller179
    @brianmiller179 3 года назад +63

    "Guns are fine, as long as you're not a psycho."
    --Not an American, 2021

    • @roguedalek900
      @roguedalek900 3 года назад +12

      Its a person problem not a gun problem. When a drunk driver kills a person in a wreck the driver goes to prison not the car.

    • @ElPolloDiabloCH
      @ElPolloDiabloCH 3 года назад +8

      @@roguedalek900 then again it is a hell of alot harder to go on a killing spree without a gun. Also, I'm pretty sure you loose your drivers license after you kill someone DUI. At least here you do.

    • @betunia98
      @betunia98 3 года назад +2

      @@ElPolloDiabloCH those guns were not purchased legally he obtain them illegally

    • @heathergarnham9555
      @heathergarnham9555 3 года назад +4

      @@ElPolloDiabloCH tell that to the people killed in London when that crazy person went on a ramraid with his car, the stabbed a bunch of people. I'm not downplaying gun crime, but if you want to kill a bunch of people, then you will find a way, regardless of if you have access to guns.

    • @ElPolloDiabloCH
      @ElPolloDiabloCH 3 года назад +8

      @@heathergarnham9555 Having something at hand that is purpose built to kill surely doesn't help if some crazy person snaps. Anyways, in the end I'm just glad I don't live in a country where children have to learn active shooter drills in kindergarden.

  • @crystalratclffe3258
    @crystalratclffe3258 2 года назад +3

    This was the first Simon video I ever ran across. What a delightful rabbit hole I went down. I now subscribe to every one of his channels. rewatching this one since the first time was kind of confusing

  • @sleepysadpoet
    @sleepysadpoet 10 месяцев назад +3

    "wtf America"
    As an American I ask this every day pretty much lol. Even we don't know

  • @sistermadrigalmorning233
    @sistermadrigalmorning233 3 года назад +21

    This guy lived near my parents, where I grew up and my parents still live. Their house is between his house and where he had Kala captive so it's pretty terrifying to think he probably drove past us a ton.

  • @Level30Commoner
    @Level30Commoner 3 года назад +31

    Those little references to the mother's reactions are as horrific as the actual crimes.

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn 3 года назад +109

    "Hotel California" is about how the materialism and self-indulgence of Los Angeles is destructive and inescapable.

    • @the_algorithm
      @the_algorithm 3 года назад +18

      “It’s basically a song about the dark underbelly of the American dream and about excess in America, which is something we knew a lot about,” Henley said in a 2002 interview with "60 Minutes."
      Not "just" LA... America as a whole. The American DREAM

    • @tobycatVA
      @tobycatVA 3 года назад +4

      The locks made his place a Hotel California because as the song lyrics say "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

    • @arashicreations7003
      @arashicreations7003 3 года назад +3

      I thought it was a reference to either the afterlife or addictions.

    • @KuroKumo96
      @KuroKumo96 3 года назад +2

      @@the_algorithm sure but the American dream was to become rich and famous in California or any of the major glamour cities

    • @Concetta20
      @Concetta20 3 года назад +6

      The song has aged well. It’s still relevant.

  • @ilovethe80s74
    @ilovethe80s74 2 года назад +6

    I'm so glad the local police were Johnny on the spot when the boyfriend's ex impersonated a police officer.

  • @HeWhoComments
    @HeWhoComments 2 года назад +4

    I do believe this is the 6th or 7th separate RUclips channel in which I’ve found Simon Whistler. I wonder how many there are? Don’t tell me. This is part of my journey in life.

  • @pacolet2994
    @pacolet2994 3 года назад +53

    I live like 20 miles from where he lived. There were fliers asking for information about the murders in that motorcycle shop for years and years.
    Due to the time between that attack and the crime he was caught committing, and the fact he had the means and a small plane to travel, I think he killed many more people.
    (Oddly the amazon reviews that many people associate with him weren't really mentioned around here. I guess because that was only discovered after he was caught.)

    • @sophykitten2212
      @sophykitten2212 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same! I don't remember the Amazon stuff or even the couples. I do remember a lot of coverage of the bike shop murders.

    • @Cat-zg7iu
      @Cat-zg7iu 3 года назад +3

      I live in the area too (about gave me a heart attack as I was driving home from work in Anderson and heard where the episode was set) and I had no idea about the Amazon reviews either. I remembered all of the other details from the news coverage but I'm not sure if anyone around here would know who the Amazon Review Killer was.
      I vaguely remember an interview with Kala about the time they were auctioning off the property but I can't remember how she was doing. I think I remember thinking she was recovering surprisingly well but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

    • @browndavies1422
      @browndavies1422 3 года назад

      Lol don’t y’all love being a part of this wholesome community?

    • @kristophjj17
      @kristophjj17 3 года назад

      Right? I remember hearing about this but the amazon reviews thing is news to me. It was a bit shocking to listen to this and realize it was a case so close to home.

  • @Rah514
    @Rah514 3 года назад +18

    I love how I can listen to these early on the podcast but I still love coming back to watch the videos too. Amazing work as always Jen, Simon and Callum!

  • @mysticmermaid333
    @mysticmermaid333 3 года назад +47

    "he wasn't a monster, he was just hurt" - Reggie, you beat the shit out of your son when he didn't do everything perfect as a child. Pretty sure you started his "hurt" 🙄
    (Not that being beaten as a child is an excuse, but it sure didn't help with his mental health)

  • @sverrg
    @sverrg 3 месяца назад

    Dude, Hotel California is a classic. "You can never leave" being the key to this quote from it

  • @seanrallis6714
    @seanrallis6714 2 года назад +6

    Great show, brings up things I may have otherwise overlooked when cleaning up after a murder or creating an alibi. Five stars.

  • @angellaramie9344
    @angellaramie9344 3 года назад +16

    Hotel California is honestly both a great song and a commentary on how the music industry looks so wonderful from the outside but drugs, alcohol, etc keep you inside and trapped within this “wonderful” life

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was about purgatory.

    • @angellaramie9344
      @angellaramie9344 3 года назад +1

      @@Charles_Anthony Songs and all media have different interpretations but the one I commented is the one I subscribe to :)

  • @PinguKrueger
    @PinguKrueger 3 года назад +106

    I never "hear" Simons voice when he's reading these stories, only Callums. It's impressive how much of a disconnect there is between Simons narration and himself, but i guess he's been narrating stories for years at this point.

    • @hullinstruments
      @hullinstruments 3 года назад +19

      Wonder what Callum sounds like? He’s a damn good writer, I figured he would have more content on RUclips. But I haven’t found anything

    • @lesliegould29
      @lesliegould29 3 года назад

      A

    • @Concetta20
      @Concetta20 3 года назад +1

      I think it helps that he keeps referencing Callum throughout, reminding us Callum wrote it. I love it.

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 2 года назад

      Imagine Simon reading Pride & Prejudice - with commentary 😂

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 2 года назад

      @@EterPuralis Oh that would be funny. Though I feel like worse literature might prompt funnier commentary.

  • @kendra_t
    @kendra_t 3 года назад +14

    Ngl I would have clicked on "weird fat guy who collects men's feet" faster than "the Amazon review killer".

  • @katieell4084
    @katieell4084 2 года назад +6

    Simon: I'm going to stop rambling.
    Also Simon, one second later: [Olympic-class, rambling discourse about dream catchers]

  • @monicasuelto4952
    @monicasuelto4952 2 года назад +3

    Callum is ny new favorite writer! Witty, hilarious, dark and macabre all rolled into one. I love this channel. Definitely not having nightmares with this kind of storytelling. 🤣❤

  • @lianajansevanvuuren2886
    @lianajansevanvuuren2886 3 года назад +49

    Literally been checking a few times daily the last few days to see when the new episode would drop!!

    • @alyssak1025
      @alyssak1025 3 года назад +4

      I kept thinking I must have missed the latest episode but I was just impatient! LOL

  • @apebeats6631
    @apebeats6631 3 года назад +12

    On the subject of buying land in the U.S., there's actually a TON of land that hasn't been developed whatsoever, and consists mostly of extremely dense forested areas. I think that's one of the really cool things about the states. Also, in most cases, the further the land is from towns and cities, the cheaper it is. I've got a friend who bought 10 acres that's actually very close (as in 10 or 15 minutes) to a major city here, and he paid just over $19,000.00.

    • @jeffreyhill1011
      @jeffreyhill1011 3 года назад +1

      I bought 6,000 for about 850k and I'm about an hour from a major city. I like the closeness and convenience just not being around all the people. What was expensive was getting hooked to the grip so to speak. Good enough internet to stream 4k videos on multiple devices for my 2 14 year old daughters while gaming. Connections to water both waste and drinking and getting power all were very high initial costs. I now have a big ass water wheel generator and over 150 solar panels so the house is good but the fabrication and wood shops both have grid because of the need for clean 3 phase power for my CNC machines and a few other machines. But I can charge both my model 3s and my model x in addition to some recreational vehicles that are electric plus power the whole house 24 hours a day year round with never a hiccup now. But I do not grow my own food or prep I do shoot guns on my property but it's a purpose built range with lots of safety measures

    • @rebekahj8662
      @rebekahj8662 Год назад

      @@jeffreyhill1011 I know this is super old… but how did you get internet set up? And do you homeschool your kids? Are you afraid of fires, if you’re near forested land?

  • @ashproof
    @ashproof 3 года назад +27

    An hour Simon? You missed my birthday, but I'll accept it.

    • @antonkovalenko364
      @antonkovalenko364 3 года назад +1

      My birthday isn't quite here yet, but early is fine, too.

    • @aerofish0
      @aerofish0 3 года назад +3

      Happy late & early birthday!!!

    • @GGiblet
      @GGiblet 3 года назад +2

      Happy Birthday all you September babies!🌞

  • @hannahmoultrie6637
    @hannahmoultrie6637 Год назад +1

    I live in South Carolina and vividly remember this happening, it was insane. Everyone was terrified. It was Sharon Smith all over again. She was kidnapped and murdered in the 80's right up the street from where I grew up, my parents would drive me up to her house to hammer home not talking to strangers.

    • @fuzzydunlop0507
      @fuzzydunlop0507 Год назад +1

      I was born, raised and still live in/near the area. Its so strange hearing the cities and towns being talked and written about.
      Especially when it comes to true crime being reported nationally or in this case internationally.. Nothing of note really happens here. Which I must admit is a good thing.

  • @Drummin003
    @Drummin003 2 года назад +5

    The fact that Simon does not know The Eagles - Hotel California is depressing on several levels. Simon, the thing about that Amazon review for the locks is that it is in reference to the last two lines of the song: "You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff 2 года назад

      He said he knew the song. He was just confused as to why Todd referenced Hotel California in his fucked up Amazon reviews

  • @RedactedATS
    @RedactedATS 3 года назад +35

    Ah, beautiful. After a day at the office being nice to people, often thru gritted teeth, this is my catharsis 👌🇬🇧

    • @IKMcGwee
      @IKMcGwee 3 года назад +2

      Amen

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад +4

      Um.
      Today's killer would agree with you.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад

      As long as you’re not taking notes. Never write down anyone’s crimes in case you become a suspect. 😆

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 3 года назад

      My dentist loves my business, i love the casual criminalist...

  • @markcostello4844
    @markcostello4844 3 года назад +48

    Hey Simon,
    Getting a pilots license is is fantastic .But when you get your license .Please don't fly hobby craft .Not so long ago a bloke in QLD Australia bought one . Built it and got an air worthy certificate and after 14 hours of flight the engine broke off its mounts while the pilot was in the air and said craft fell out of the sky killing the pilot instantly . And if you are seeking to buy one . Please buy one that will glide if something should happen to the motor . Your one of my fav's on You Tube and personally I would like it to remain that way. Have a fantastic night and stay safe

  • @mozilla9334
    @mozilla9334 3 года назад +62

    It's about addiction, "checking out" is a reference to being inebriated. And "never leaving" is the inability to quit.

    • @klaatunecktie7906
      @klaatunecktie7906 3 года назад +10

      The Eagles said that the lyrics to Hotel California don’t actually mean anything.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 3 года назад +2

      @@klaatunecktie7906 yup

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 3 года назад +8

      @@klaatunecktie7906, there's clearly a coherent narrative in them, though.
      Damn good song either way.

    • @angusrumplemeyer1791
      @angusrumplemeyer1791 3 года назад +3

      By the lyrics it always made the song seem like it was about a drug rehab facility.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 3 года назад +2

      @@angusrumplemeyer1791 it's about a very famous hotel.. in Baja California..
      Don Henley And Joe Walsh have both said the rehab think is just people placing their own meanings on the song

  • @brianaferguson1544
    @brianaferguson1544 Год назад +2

    This happened in my hometown about 15 minutes from my house. A lot of people dropped the ball along the way and paved the path for him to do what he did. My prayers go out to the victims and families of everyone involved. ❤️

  • @noodles9935
    @noodles9935 2 года назад

    RE: Hotel California and Security locks. "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

  • @savannahbrewer6161
    @savannahbrewer6161 3 года назад +29

    I remember working at my Walmart's sporting goods counter when a couple of guys bought ski masks, zip-ties, and airsoft pistols (back before they were all orange) I just casually called security to come "deactivate the security device" and we pretended to let them check out as normal. the cops met the two gents in the parking lot on their way out.

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 3 года назад +7

      Meh, I've bought that combination and worse over the years. Unless they said something really outlandish/retarded it wouldn't even raise an eyebrow from me.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like bullshit.

  • @bradyferguson1009
    @bradyferguson1009 2 года назад +22

    There honestly needs to be a law introduced to charge abusive parents/family members as accomplice to murder

  • @GameGodZERO
    @GameGodZERO 3 года назад +6

    "Everyone knew a kid like them"
    Man I had classmates tell me that I looked like a serial killer the way I walked from class to class with my bag, but I definitely am nowhere close to anything like this jeez; this just makes me feel more like a weird abnormal thing pretending to be a human

  • @danielled8665
    @danielled8665 2 года назад +4

    “I can’t imagine someone speaking this way would be very intelligent… but then he built a real estate empire…” Hmm… sounds familiar

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 года назад

      Doesn't mean hes smart , Hell look at the last 2 presidents. dumb but still rose to the highest position in us government.

  • @iktmamafo2133
    @iktmamafo2133 2 года назад +3

    In the US they generally ask if you've been convicted of a felony, and you're supposed to be honest. It's up to the employer on how much they'll look into it. Of course some jobs require background checks, like those involving being around kids, weapons/security, etc.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Год назад

      And since it's often legal to discriminate against felons I'm pretty sure that the truth is rarely spoken.

  • @skheel8188
    @skheel8188 3 года назад +22

    I, for one, absolutely love the derails!

  • @DistortedBird
    @DistortedBird 3 года назад +8

    Imagine calling the phone company, pretending to be a detective, and demanding records.... as if the phone company can't see who owns the phone that is calling

  • @rentechpad
    @rentechpad 2 года назад +9

    In 2021, most businesses do actually do background checks through many of the services that have come about since about 2005. Many smaller businesses still may not do them do them because of the cost. While it's been mandated for some types if jobs such as teachers, daycare providers and workers or anyone else dealing with children it's not been something that was widely done. And if they did not do background checks, checking 'no' on the box asking if you ever committed a crime was never usually checked.

  • @Valkari22
    @Valkari22 2 года назад +1

    it depends on the job for background checks. As a graphic designer I only marked 'no' to the question "have you've being charged with a crime" on the employment form and then I was pretty much good to go, but when I got certified to sell cannabis I had to get a background check and fingerprinted. Normally companies are suppose to check though.

  • @js19861234
    @js19861234 2 года назад +3

    I remember when all this happened. His property in woodruff is about 15 miles from my house. It’s wild hearing Simon talk about my area lol. Another South Carolina serial killer story that is kinda famous and rather gruesome is the story of Pee Wee Gaskins.

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 3 года назад +5

    I'll never forget the magnet fishing video I watched where one of the items pulled from a canal was a pretty small steel box (like maybe half the size of a toaster, if that) and it was full of ammo. As an American I'm thinking, 'Why did someone chuck perfectly good ammo into a canal?" but this took place in England, so the magnet fishers were utterly freaked out like they found a dead body or something, and called the police. It's so funny because in Alabama where I live and metal-detect, if I'd found as many silver coins as I have bullets and shell casings, I'd be rich. Sh, if you just go for a walk within a few days after New Year's Eve or July 4th, they're just everywhere on the ground.

    • @aceofkpop1243
      @aceofkpop1243 2 года назад +1

      Shooting into the air as some type of celebration is just pure stupidity 🤦‍♀️ (yes I'm American)

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 2 года назад +2

      @@aceofkpop1243 Yeah it's stupid, dangerous, and unfortunately seems to be ever-increasing. My training is in science so at this point I wish I'd thought to start doing a systematic study on it, even if only a personal one. I just know that I NEVER heard gunshots at the stroke of midnight on New Year's until maybe the late 90's, and then it was just a few. NOW, it would be hard to even count them while listening because they overlap from all directions, and some are semi-automatic so very fast firing. And I would really need to count from about 10 PM to 2 AM, because some people are apparently not content with the actual stroke of midnight. Same goes for fireworks; round about July 1st I'll start hearing them, all the way through the 5th or 6th. Some gunshots mixed in there too, thought it can be hard to tell them apart.
      What I always think is, if you wanted to murder somebody with a gun and get plenty of 'getaway' time, what a perfect time to do it! Nobody would even call the police about the gunshots!

  • @NYmomAdrienne3915
    @NYmomAdrienne3915 3 года назад +10

    “Hotel California” was a song that is about things that suck innocence, drugs often cited by fans

    • @sharong8511
      @sharong8511 3 года назад +2

      The reference is to “you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.”

    • @regan3873
      @regan3873 3 года назад +1

      Apparently they wrote it as like, a thing against greed and materialism.

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 3 года назад

      @@sharong8511....Fancy way of saying I wanna leave but can't.

  • @danielbouwman489
    @danielbouwman489 3 года назад +11

    Hey Simon I think a good story for you to cover would be the Elizabeth smart story, idk if you’ve heard her story before but if you haven’t with way you tell your story I think you’ll thoroughly enjoy all the twists of her story which would make for an entertaining video for us, especially if you don’t know anything about her story.
    Plus it will be a story with a satisfying and happy ending

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 3 года назад +1

      That entire story was just bizarre...

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 3 года назад +1

      Jaycee Dugard is another survivor with a similar story. I read her memoir and the strength she had was amazing.

  • @lizcarney364
    @lizcarney364 2 года назад +1

    As an American, listening to the list of stuff found, my first thought: "What's up with the syringes? That's weird"...😆