Trying to beat the Sims 1 made me go insane

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  • @harrisonpelham7580
    @harrisonpelham7580 2 года назад +5472

    I love how every sims video is just Kevin yelling at Jim to do things and Jim ignoring him. It really reminds us of who is actually in control here

    • @austinkuklinski6354
      @austinkuklinski6354 2 года назад +8

      Also I know you’re not English because you have mistranslated everything and are probably some 50 year old man

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 2 года назад +56

      That really was the beauty of the earlier Sims games. Now they're just mindless AI puppets

    • @DignityDC
      @DignityDC 2 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @austinkuklinski6354
      @austinkuklinski6354 2 года назад

      @Joshua Roehl OH MY GOSH ANOTHER ONE SHUT UP NOBODY CARES DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE

    • @lydianici1696
      @lydianici1696 2 года назад +2

      fr

  • @brucesimmons5517
    @brucesimmons5517 2 года назад +4126

    "What's her name? Cornelia. We're gonna call her Corn to keep things simple."
    Has to be the most Kevin thing I've ever heard.

    • @austinkuklinski6354
      @austinkuklinski6354 2 года назад +1

      @Lorene Nash 💋👇 I know you’re not English because you said everything wrong and you are probably a 50 year old man

    • @peppers4950
      @peppers4950 2 года назад +60

      I REALLY wanted the "I really like corn" tiktok song to start playing

    • @gangsterskull3357
      @gangsterskull3357 2 года назад +1

      @Lorene Nash 💋👇 bot

    • @DignityDC
      @DignityDC 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 2 года назад +8

      meth lab/nursery sounds like a Kevin idea :)

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo 2 года назад +1931

    Ahh the sims 1. The game where I had my sim sit on the toilet, only for him to stand back up, then piss on the floor. It truly is a masterpiece

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 года назад +216

      Ah the sims 4. The game where your sim lays down in bed, waits a moment, then gets up and passes out on the floor from exhaustion.
      The sims games have some fun weirdness and bugs.

    • @RiotforPeacePlz
      @RiotforPeacePlz 2 года назад +65

      I am just surprised when my sim goes for 2 minutes without going for a drink of water or to read another book lol.

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 2 года назад +52

      Or how whenever you throw a house party for some reason they all HAVE to use the bathroom at the same time lol

    • @kathaai
      @kathaai 2 года назад +9

      they still do that on all the other iterations

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 2 года назад +22

      @@catelynh1020 GOD I HATE THAT BUG IT DRIVES ME INSANE WHY DO THEY NEVER SLEEP IN THEIR BEDS MINE ONLY NAP ON COUCHES EVEN WHEN I PUT THE BED IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY ROOM SO THERE ARE NO OBSTACLES AT ALL WHY

  • @pathogenofdecay
    @pathogenofdecay 2 года назад +971

    I read about Cornelia Goth on the Sims Wiki and apparently she is supposed to be married in The Sims 1 and by the time The Sims 2 comes along, she and her husband are supposed to have died in two separate fires... so that's kind of scary seeing as at least two fires started not too long after "Corn" came into Jim Pickens' life.

    • @kohaiame2691
      @kohaiame2691 2 года назад +135

      The lore of Jim Pickens is on it's way to becoming canon!

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +80

      @@kohaiame2691 I mean, there was that one old lady that was basically Jim Pickens but canon. I don't remember her name, but she literally had a room to starve people in her house, and a comfy chair to sit on in the graveyard, which is where she would spend most of her time.

    • @nashwahturshin
      @nashwahturshin 2 года назад +74

      @@manologamerss5801 olive specter :)

  • @katuni08
    @katuni08 2 года назад +968

    When I was a kid, I made Sims who had 0s for their whole personality. Then I made them drink personality-reversing potions. Perfect Sims!

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +178

      Oh you clever scamp!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +10

      Woah 😮

    • @dillprincess
      @dillprincess 10 месяцев назад +16

      big brain move 🤯

    • @Gemisgreat1203
      @Gemisgreat1203 3 месяца назад

      OMG this is legit genius 🤣

    • @SpliffQuest
      @SpliffQuest Месяц назад +3

      Same, except I started doing this during my 20 somethings, I can't believe it took me all those years to realize that. And then you're never spending personality points on a Sim again lol

  • @LobbyCat1
    @LobbyCat1 2 года назад +693

    "I'll just keep the baby in the meth lab" is the funniest sentence I've heard all day

    • @gangsterskull3357
      @gangsterskull3357 2 года назад +22

      If the baby is going to be in the meth lab it should be named Jessie or mr white

    • @erinbirdyy
      @erinbirdyy 2 года назад +13

      Math Lab/Nursery

    • @shay36
      @shay36 2 года назад +2

      I heard that sentence right before I saw your comment 😂

  • @koltonjohnson8874
    @koltonjohnson8874 2 года назад +1471

    My favorite pass time is watching Kevin “take care” of his sims

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 2 года назад +14

      The only sim he takes care of, even slightly, is jim in the sims 4.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 2 года назад +10

      But tbf, even that jim has died multiple times.

  • @aliciajesperson4376
    @aliciajesperson4376 2 года назад +911

    Kevin: "The goal is to have kids." Kevin, you forgot to feed 2 cats! How are you planning on keeping kids alive?

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 2 года назад +165

      He said _have_ kids, them surviving is whole other history.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 2 года назад +28

      Clearly he's more of a parenting genius than a cat genius.

    • @jondoe7036
      @jondoe7036 2 года назад +10

      Can you actually get babies killed in this one?
      Without the mod that allows you to grill them, I mean.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 года назад +15

      @@jondoe7036 No, if a baby's needs aren't met then a social worker takes it away.

    • @jondoe7036
      @jondoe7036 2 года назад +7

      @@IsmailofeRegime Go figure. I was thinking more along the lines were they already fire proof at this point?
      This weird insistance on making babies and toddlers somehow unkillable in Sims, when by all accounts they should be everything but, never made any sense to me, when they had no problem letting you off kids and pets willy-nilly.

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson 2 года назад +746

    Part of why people started hating Jim, is because The Sims 1 works on a "three strikes and you're out" system for social interactions. It was introduced with Hot Date, and it means you can't just spam the same interaction over and over again. If you do, the other sim will get annoyed and start rejecting the interactions.
    You need to switch up the actions, otherwise it goes poorly.

    • @kokoska97
      @kokoska97 2 года назад +84

      Oh I see why I always change the type of interaction even in sims 2 and 4 must have remembered it from childhood or sum hahah

    • @Znex2718
      @Znex2718 2 года назад +77

      It's a big thing in The Sims 3 too, to the point a common in-game tip is that Sim NPCs will get bored if you just spam the same interactions

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 2 года назад +26

      I had no idea :o
      In Sims 2 you could spam jokes and the NPC's would love it!
      I also heard in Sims 1 some pre-made sims don't come with interests right? So you kinda have to go to their houses and "activate" them otherwise you won't be able to have a successful conversation with them because their interests are empty xD
      God, sims are weird!

    • @CapnCrimson
      @CapnCrimson 2 года назад +16

      @@Metzli Yes but no. They tend to have maybe one or two interests they really like, but absolutely no interest in the others. It's those other ones that are "unlocked" by taking them to a community lot (maybe inviting them over too, I'm not sure) 😊

    • @lovesFigaro
      @lovesFigaro 2 года назад +29

      @@kokoska97 it actually even is a thing still in Sims 4! I always hit Get To Know double to find out 2 traits but if you spam the interaction 3 times they always reject the third and usually instantly become bored from a tedious conversation

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 2 года назад +629

    “Aw great the cats are fighting in the meth lab. Oh also we have a ghost that haunts the meth lab”
    Two sentences you would only hear on the CallMeKevin channel

    • @legohalonascarfan3
      @legohalonascarfan3 2 года назад +19

      Don't forget the meth lab and nursery combo.

    • @siobhanconnor1101
      @siobhanconnor1101 2 года назад +7

      Both in the first 45 seconds as well 😂

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 2 года назад +3

      There’s probably meth lab ghosts in breaking bad, but no (literal) cat fights

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 2 года назад +1

      Well, possibly you might hear those sentences in a GrayStillPlays video, back when HE EVEN PLAYED THE SIMS AT ALL EVER :( and I can also very much see LaurenZSide and Fakegamergirl doing that too. I mean, FGG once made a video where her character went around kidnapping RUclipsrs for fun, so...

  • @miasicula6047
    @miasicula6047 2 года назад +171

    "How are you this old and you have not acquired any skills in your life?" I feel so attacked rn.

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +609

    "He's literally doing nothing anyway" Kevin how dare you insult and sully the good name of Alfred, who merely a minute earlier heard an explosion and was on call to get a repairman over to fix Jim's meth lab! Thats not to even mention the fact Alfred waters all of your plants and cleans up after the fire. He just doesnt know the number to call the fireman or else he wud do it; dont blame him for not knowin ONE persons number, sheesh

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +73

      This is why Jim cant keep any friends for very long. He doesnt apreciate them until theyre gone. Also, he doesnt pay his friends, which is probably the main reason Alfred could tolerate such madness to begin with.

    • @reiangossling6395
      @reiangossling6395 2 года назад +63

      Origin story of how Alfred ended up working for Bruce Wayne

    • @frick_____you
      @frick_____you 2 года назад +18

      Alfred got a better job with the Waynes.

    • @XenonTetrafluoride
      @XenonTetrafluoride 2 года назад +1

      …you’ve got a good point there, Alfred.

  • @RaininPayne2
    @RaininPayne2 2 года назад +1181

    Watching Kevin for the past decade+ has kept me from going insane

    • @alexlevie4056
      @alexlevie4056 2 года назад +6

      a decade?

    • @RaininPayne2
      @RaininPayne2 2 года назад +45

      @@alexlevie4056 yes, I’ve been watching Kevin since 2010-2011 ish.

    • @aceinspace4340
      @aceinspace4340 2 года назад +42

      watching Kevin slowly go insane has also kept me "sane"

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 2 года назад +3

      The about page says this channel was created in 2016 which is not a decade ago
      Edit: many people have already mentioned the channel before this so no need to tell me about it

    • @RaininPayne2
      @RaininPayne2 2 года назад +66

      @@jamasa007 lol you must be really new here.

  • @mkdfan
    @mkdfan 2 года назад +154

    I forgot how blood curdling the screams are in the Sims 1. Only Kevin could reignite that memory! 😂

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 2 года назад +467

    I remember using the potions a LOT as a kid because they seemed like shortcuts past the tedium of building up mood and relationships etc. It's funny that Kevin homed in on the exact same strategy but I think they actually are a two-edged sword since; the red ones instantly make your social with another sim up to 100 but do not adjust your personality traits to match them so they instantly become a very grumpy, nagging spouse. The blue ones put up the meters but it's random every time which ones it increases. The fines for making too many can really hurt etc.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 2 года назад +143

      A lot of people say it's difficult to make friends in The Sims 1; some even say that it's impossible. But it's easy if you understand how the game works!
      When the Hot Date expansion pack came out, sims acquired a wider range of possible interests, and sims became uninterested in any conversation that wasn't about one of their interests. Given that there are 15 possible interests, and the average sim has five of those interests, it's very easy to find your sim talking about things that the other sim doesn't care about.
      THE INTEREST BUG: The problem was that Maxis forgot to go back and ADD interests to the sims that existed before Hot Date came out. So people like Bob & Betty Newbie or Bella & Mortimer Goth didn't have ANY interests, which meant they hated Every Single Topic of conversation.
      But it's easy to give those sims interests! Just play their household for a couple of minutes and take them to a community lot. You can take them to Old Town (if you have Unleashed) or Downtown (if you have Hot Date) or Magic Town (if you have Makin' Magic). Taking the sims to a community lot automatically gives sims interests, so once you've taken them somewhere, bring them home, save the game, and they'll now have interests.
      Of course, since there are FIFTEEN possible interests, and your sim will only have around five interests, it's completely possible to have no overlap between your interests and the interests of the sim you want to make friends with.
      I play every household for a minute, so that I can look up their interests and write them down. Then, when a sim walks by my house, I can look up that sim's interests on my list, compare them to those of the sims in my household, and have a sim with at least two or three common interests talk to the person. Or, if no one in my household has at least two interests in common with the walk-by, I don't bother talking with them.
      Any topic the sim has seven or more points in is an interest. Any topic they have three or fewer points in is a topic that will make them LOSE relationship points if your sim talks about it. If they have more than three but fewer than seven points in an interest, they won't enjoy talking about it, but they won't lose points if you talk about it with them.
      If you want to change a sim's interests (and don't want to use a mod), you can buy magazines downtown. Reading a magazine will give a sim a point in the topic you're having them read about, BUT it will also take away a point from a random interest.
      When your sims are just standing around talking, you can't change what they talk about. But if they're doing a group activity -- eating at a table, watching TV, playing chess, and so on -- you can click on your sim, and one of the options will be Change Topic. If they're talking about something the other sims aren't interested in, you can make them change the topic of conversation to something the other sims DO like.
      You can tell what the sims are currently talking about by looking at the pictures above their heads and comparing them to the pictures on the interests panel. A boat, plane, or car means they're talking about Travel, whereas a shoe, eyeglasses, or necktie means they're talking about Style, and so on. If the other sim thinks about something with a large red X through it, it means they hate that topic -- don't talk about that!

    • @carrotcake3840
      @carrotcake3840 2 года назад +60

      @@White_Tiger93 I wasn't expecting to see such an in-depth analysis on how the Sims 1's relationship interactions work today, but now I'm happy that I have. I've never played the Sims 1, but this was a truly fascinating read. Thank you.

    • @taekinuru2
      @taekinuru2 2 года назад +6

      the trick with potions is start your sim with no points and then buy the potions and then do not stop drinking potions until you get the one that flips your points. Bam perfect stats!

    • @evilwhitecat9
      @evilwhitecat9 2 года назад +7

      Wow thank you for those details, I knew about the social repetition thing but had no idea how to get Sims with no interests to get some interests.

    • @AdamSmith75th
      @AdamSmith75th 2 года назад +4

      My stooped ass never used it. To be fair I was around 6-7 when I played the game and didn’t really get it. I remember playing it a fair bit though. I was much more into Age Of Empires and Medal Of Honour at the time.

  • @erin3269
    @erin3269 2 года назад +218

    My favorite thing is that, after Cornelia died, Cornelia's sister immediately went to go and beat up Jim after seeing him make out with a new person less than a day after her sister died lol

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 2 года назад +2

      He was kissing other people before she died too

  • @GraceSavidesKeller
    @GraceSavidesKeller 2 года назад +636

    Considering what happened to cats in Kevin's other Sims game, these ones got off easy.

    • @effexwhore
      @effexwhore 2 года назад +33

      @Lorene Nash 💋👇 Yes i agree pumpkin pickens was a beautiful cat.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db 2 года назад +31

      @Joshua Roehl oh thank god its here, I was waiting since forever

    • @flossimoth
      @flossimoth 2 года назад +38

      it reminds me of when I forgot to feed the cat in my sims game as a kid and it died - I was so distraught that I kept overfilling my real cat's food bowl to make sure she'd never starve and got in trouble with my mum for making a mess XDD
      human sim death never bothered me, but pet sim death really upset me

    • @GraceSavidesKeller
      @GraceSavidesKeller 2 года назад +7

      @@flossimoth that's an adorable story

  • @fee6362
    @fee6362 2 года назад +122

    Vital Tips:
    Sims have different Interesses /like and some sim will have more fun reading books, other prefer physical activities, and other watching Tv.
    It's based on your sims personality and likes / dislikes. You should use something your sim like to increase their fun.
    If you have more than one sim, even if it just cats, have two door for every room- Sims tent to block paths.
    And two bathrooms are also helpful .
    The genie is not really helpful.
    having a sim just at home, painting can me more reliable than any job ( cause they can't loose it)
    Community lots are very helpful, because the time in your house freezes, # you can make friends.
    For parties / dates and guests, they want to use the toilette, eat and have fun. ( happy guests dates are more likely to react positiv to social interactions)
    choose a career with fewer work hours ( even in the higher levels) and one in which you won't need to many friends. (becoming a star is fun, but hard, and you won't make much money)
    Sims have actual interests, and if two sim interests don't match, they can't increase friendship via talking.
    never forget do save the game :D

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db 2 года назад +8

      Genie is only helpful if you live in a one square house without no doors to escape the predicament

  • @northerneagle9700
    @northerneagle9700 2 года назад +349

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that he's making his own version of Breaking Bad? Jim makes "potions" and he got a job as a teacher...

    • @haggler
      @haggler 2 года назад +7

      He talked about in the video

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 2 года назад +20

      Now he just needs to befriend a local young adult!

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 2 года назад +6

      Kevin and Dan truly are the same person

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Год назад +1

      Bravo, Kevin!

  • @Mette_Abildgaard
    @Mette_Abildgaard 2 года назад +314

    “It’s a painful experience and I want to continue that pain.”
    Now I know why Kevin loves to torture his sims; if he has to suffer, then so do they.

  • @dnsoulx
    @dnsoulx 2 года назад +128

    love how cornelia married jim for his meth, but ultimately it got the best of her and she kept drinking the bad potions

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +24

      When you put it like that it sounds like a veiled metaphor for addiction and overdose instead of, you know, just Kevin using her as a guinea pig.

    • @dnsoulx
      @dnsoulx 2 года назад +11

      @@pedrovallefin8406 there’s definitely a moral there, albeit dramatised. it’s not that deep tho lmao just some goofy antics

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад +74

    I remember my family was big on the Sims, at least 1 and 2 when we could get the games and expansion packs, and once us kids found downloadable community stuff it went wild. Even for the Sims 1 you could get xenomorphs, the fish girl from ReBoot, Batman, super gothic outfits, super steampunk outfits, custom art for walls, and my friend even found a beached ship house on a forum somewhere for Sims 1. We liked making characters and building the houses and my mom especially liked building the houses, Sims 2 was her highlight of interior and exterior design.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +6

      I downloaded a ton of stuff too. I remember I had some Spice Girls outfits and a Lara Croft one.

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад +5

      @@tonichan89 Oh dude, once we found the Sims 2 community stuff my friend and I were going wild with custom towns and tons of cool stuff.

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 2 года назад +1

      I used to play the first one with my mom and used to have a really nice 2 story creepy mansion styled house. Id like to one day recreate it to the best of my memory.

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад

      @@demonjmh in the first game it was fun to try designing hedge mazes :)

  • @batarang06
    @batarang06 2 года назад +153

    Who knew Corn would cause more chaos than Kevin? This game makes him seem more responsible than the rest of the people in the room.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +15

      Lets be real, that is but an ilusion the chaos of the game generates. Kevin and responsabilities dont go hand in hand. If it wasnt for Alfred they would all have been long dead.

  • @DinoSpidersTV
    @DinoSpidersTV 2 года назад +585

    Every time Kevin says "Hey there friends," I say hi back. He's my only friend.

    • @shawneeg214
      @shawneeg214 2 года назад +32

      I’m sure there’s a reason for that :)

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 года назад +43

      @@shawneeg214 cmon dont be mean

    • @Cannabinova
      @Cannabinova 2 года назад +33

      We're all friends by association!

    • @shawneeg214
      @shawneeg214 2 года назад +12

      @@ps1hagridoufofcharacter ah, you expected the worse from me, understandable. Without clarification how do you know I simply didn’t mean that there’s a reason why Kevin starts the video with “hey there friends.”

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db 2 года назад +9

      @@shawneeg214 You should reword the original comment to thats the reason he says it or smh

  • @TSBJunkie
    @TSBJunkie 2 года назад +92

    All those horrific Corn screams. Can Corn come back and star in some later videos with Jim as well? I think she's an intriguing foil

  • @justinyoon
    @justinyoon 2 года назад +43

    In sims 1, repeating the same social interaction more than 2 times in a row is a big no no, they get tired quickly and rejects it. You have to switch up the interaction not to be rejected!

  • @shannonsomeone3963
    @shannonsomeone3963 2 года назад +63

    "Why are they all old women, I mean im an old man but I need a child!" Kevin Sweetie... Rephrase that real quick lol

    • @shannonsomeone3963
      @shannonsomeone3963 Год назад +3

      @@sunny-lm2np 1. You liked your own comment lmao. 2. If you watch the video he just worded it wrong it’s a damn video game!

    • @Adeyum64
      @Adeyum64 6 месяцев назад

      Um... he said: "Why are they all old women? I mean, he's an old man so it makes sense but... he needs a child!"
      Edit: Oh my bad... I get what u mean now :'D thought it was about Kevin being an old man, but oh hell nahhh

  • @AlmalexyaBlue
    @AlmalexyaBlue 2 года назад +41

    I'm fascinated by how overwhelmed Kevin is from taking care of ONE Sim every time...

  • @sleepiestmoth
    @sleepiestmoth 2 года назад +19

    You know when something makes you laugh, and then you just keep thinking about it again and uncontrollably snickering over the next several minutes?
    Kevin's frustrated "That's it I'm going vibrating" is doing that for me.

  • @SynthD
    @SynthD 2 года назад +139

    “Why are they all old women? I mean, he’s an old man, so it makes since. But, he needs a child”
    I almost took that horrible wrong. Context is everything.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +18

      I mean, this is Jim we are talking about. It could easily go both ways. As long as theyre not underage, Jim will woohoo anything that moves.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +8

      *sense

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 2 года назад +3

      @@pedrovallefin8406 what can I say except delete this

  • @bologna3048
    @bologna3048 2 года назад +26

    I forgot how in Sims 1 they'll just decide to disregard whatever you tell them to do. They don't understand how this God thing works.

  • @LadyMossdown
    @LadyMossdown 2 года назад +60

    "Imagine Jim Pickens being your teacher" I'm sure there's some fanfic out there that already has

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +11

      Would that be a romance fanfic? Cause it sure sounds like a good plot for a horror story.

    • @LadyMossdown
      @LadyMossdown 2 года назад +5

      @@pedrovallefin8406 good question... Both!

    • @pineappleagent1
      @pineappleagent1 2 года назад +4

      Did you write it?

  • @klutzy2605
    @klutzy2605 2 года назад +96

    I love how a dungeon is a must have in every one of Kevin’s sims games

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 2 года назад +8

      Uh yeah its a house necessity like a fridge or toilet do you not have one??? Maybe its a regional thing idk

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +72

    Made you go insane? Dear Leader Kevin, I was more than sure that your highness was already insane

  • @NashaWriter85
    @NashaWriter85 9 месяцев назад +3

    My dad watches CMK all the time because of me (I moved in with him to take care of him post-stroke), its' become his background noise/comfort RUclips channel. I think this video is his favorite and its one of mine...
    The amount of times we have yelled out, "Thats it! I'm going vibratin'!" or "OH GOD, HE'S (our dog Max) IS POSSESSED BY CORN!" has become worrying but hey, it makes us laugh lol.

  • @sanecatlady
    @sanecatlady 2 года назад +23

    "The cats are fighting in the meth lab" is one of the greatest sentences I've ever heard 🤣

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 2 года назад

      IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS SENTENCE FOR THIS EPISODE THEN EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT 💀💀

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 2 года назад +88

    "the cats are fighting in the meth lab" sounds like a fallout boy song title.

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 2 года назад +6

      💀💀

  • @TwilightVestige
    @TwilightVestige 2 года назад +77

    I hope we get one more episode of this save file, at least until the baby grows up.
    I’d also love to see Jim tackle the Celebrity World and Magic Town.

    • @desaun
      @desaun 2 года назад +14

      I wish this to become a longer series really. Sims 1 has so much weird stuff to offer!

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +5

      I wanna see him throw a house party with the costume box and cake strippers 🎂😆

    • @desaun
      @desaun 2 года назад +2

      @@tonichan89 that! And also him playing with the magic stuff would be really cool

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 2 года назад +57

    I love how kevin never pays his bills in the Sims

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 2 года назад +3

      its because he forgets that bills are handled differently in the first game

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 2 года назад +50

    Kevin playing the sims is always really enjoyable to watch, keep up the good work!

  • @kinglara
    @kinglara 2 года назад +27

    2:14 “it’s okay, we’ll make some meth” - every breaking bad episode

  • @Talulah_Artorius
    @Talulah_Artorius 2 года назад +1

    I was watching Kevin's Sims 1 videos and I just realized something, Kevin tried to befriend Gunther, Gunther then drank Kevin's potion which caused Kevin to kill him which left Cornelia single who then Jim Pickens married and promptly killed, its all one interconnected conspiracy scheme.
    Both were also summoned by magical means, Gunther via genie lamp and corn via red potion...
    You never cease to impress Kevin.

  • @laurendubosky
    @laurendubosky 2 года назад +9

    “Oh, great, the cats are fighting in the meth lab.” 😂
    I simultaneously expected something like this and didn’t.

  • @UnicornsExist17
    @UnicornsExist17 2 года назад +21

    Thank you for continuing to play the Sims one, Kevin! I remember seeing this game on the shelves as a child, and instinctively wanting to play it so badly. Watching you play is extremely pleasant and nostalgic ☺️💗

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +4

    18:53 That Butler is legit out waterin the plants and hears the explosion and in under a second is alrdy on the phone to the repairman xD
    Aflred is MVS; Most Valuable Sim

  • @TigerwomanXsweden
    @TigerwomanXsweden 2 года назад +1

    Okay, but random tangent, Kevin. I wish I was more like you. I wish I was able to laugh at people just being downright rude or crazy (especially on the internet) you take it and make it all into a joke and laugh it off. It takes real strength, imo. I often end up letting it all get to me and even if I act like it's funny, it's often just a wall to protect myself. You're someone worthy to look up to. u_u

  • @venusede
    @venusede 2 года назад +20

    your videos always make me laugh, I've been watching them everyday for 4 years now and I'm glad I found your channel at the time, definitely changed my sense of humour for the better

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 2 года назад +1

    10:33 “she’s happy to be imprisoned” while Corn is twerking was the funniest thing for some reason

  • @Noaho600
    @Noaho600 10 месяцев назад +6

    “That’s it I’m going vibrating”

  • @cherry722
    @cherry722 Год назад +1

    3:16 "It can be replaced, you can't" that was actually kinda cute. Granted he killed her afterwards but still it seemed like he cared about her a little bit

  • @Steaky007
    @Steaky007 2 года назад +45

    Kevin, although completely nuts, is very much a genius

    • @thenameisalie6
      @thenameisalie6 2 года назад +1

      military genious

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 2 года назад +1

      Survival genius.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +1

      An insane genius, or a genius of the insane. Either way, this is the secret of his brillance. If he wasnt nuts he wouldnt be so intelligent.

  • @brick6517
    @brick6517 2 года назад +1

    I love how against all youtube odds. Kevin still managed to get monetization despite mentioning his "cooking skills" multiple times throughout the video.
    So, logically, Kevin is a youtube genius.

  • @DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies
    @DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies 2 года назад +72

    As fun as The Sims is with Kevin, I miss the days when our Dear Leader created cults out of nowhere on RP servers. Nothing more satisfying than Kevin's charisma igniting both servile passion and civil war insanity in others

    • @MooseShower
      @MooseShower 2 года назад +8

      The Sims 4 devs gotta release more content for him to destroy

  • @tartsones5574
    @tartsones5574 2 года назад +14

    I love how between the meth lab and becoming a teacher Kevin is becoming more and more Walter White

  • @Mikov144
    @Mikov144 2 года назад +33

    Sometimes I feel like my life is stuck at Sims 1 difficulty...

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +9

      Dont you worry, you are not alone at that. We are all stuck in Sims 1, its just that not all of us has access to the meth table to cheat our way into sucess.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 2 года назад +2

    The burglar and fire music themes scared the Hell out of me as a kid, it's like the perfect music but for a horror game

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 2 года назад +24

    Alternate title: "Tricking Women Into Marrying Me (Sims 1)"

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser 2 года назад +8

    The way Kevin never pays a single bill, the mailbox is always full, and then complains every time the repo man comes 😂

  • @itsesmy2629
    @itsesmy2629 2 года назад +8

    These videos are honestly so chaotic. Please do not stop uploading them.

  • @fairyhanfloss
    @fairyhanfloss 2 года назад +1

    this is your daily reminder not to drink water whilst watching kevin's videos because i nearly just choked and died. which i'm sure kevin would've been proud of. we're just like sims in kevin's world

  • @andiweird2310
    @andiweird2310 2 года назад +9

    The fact that you can accomplish something in this game is amazing. Pretty sure all my sims died

  • @Colts92-ve2nl
    @Colts92-ve2nl 2 года назад +1

    “Is it morning sickness or does she hate what she just did?” I can’t breathhhe ,I’m constantly cackling throughout your sims videos 😭😭

  • @ihavenoidea2805
    @ihavenoidea2805 2 года назад +21

    I love how the first sentence of the gameplay is "oh great, the cats are fighting in the meth lab"

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 2 года назад +13

    Kevin: I can just pee on the floor even though I'm next to the toilet. Me: Way to ditch a couple steps in the bathroom experience, Kevin. Going to the bathroom is half the battle.

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport 2 года назад +3

    22:17 this had me crying because it's so true. I remember locking one of the parents and the baby in a room with everything necessary to survive, just so that parent's attention fell only on the baby. It was so hard.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat Год назад +5

    "How are you that old and don't have any skills?"
    Damn, that hits too close to home, lol.

  • @deadpool981
    @deadpool981 2 года назад +4

    “That’s it I’m going vibrating!”
    And “kill her jim kill!” Had me dying 😂

  • @Christall5
    @Christall5 8 месяцев назад +3

    "this game is so hard"
    *has a butler, a maid, a gartner and infinite money

  • @Super_Nova1234
    @Super_Nova1234 2 года назад +6

    Kevin!!!! Your videos help my soul! Thank you for all the laughs and the nostalgia of Sims 1!!! I was like you and NEEDED it! :) You Rock!

  • @demonjmh
    @demonjmh 2 года назад +2

    Lmao you trapping her with that potion until she drinks it gives off heavy "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" vibes

  • @eggman9124
    @eggman9124 2 года назад +15

    i want to see corn make an appearance in the sims 4 jim pickens universe lore

  • @AdamPersson
    @AdamPersson 2 года назад +5

    You know it's bad when the second you hear "Oh corn is dead" your reaction is to not think even slightly and just say "Oh, that's great!"

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 2 года назад +71

    Kevin is slowly evolving into a masochist. Eventually we’ll be seeing GrayStillPlays challenges

    • @PANZERFAUST322
      @PANZERFAUST322 2 года назад +10

      I miss him playing the Sims

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 года назад +5

      they should do some kind of crossover/coop thing

    • @leafkelley8007
      @leafkelley8007 2 года назад +5

      @@NoahGooder i think they played gta together awhile ago

  • @emilyfrench140
    @emilyfrench140 2 года назад +11

    Kevin, your uploads make my day. One of the only RUclipsrs to make me LOL.

  • @hosty9163
    @hosty9163 2 года назад +11

    I’m kind of waiting for Jim to pull out marshmallows to make s’mores whenever a sim combusts at this point.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 2 года назад +66

    I don't think I EVER got someone to career level 4 on the Sims 1. Interested to see how far this can go!

  • @logan_games3840
    @logan_games3840 2 года назад +15

    Kevin uploading is always a good day

  • @adeptusmedicus
    @adeptusmedicus 2 года назад +8

    Jim Pickens took the Queen lyrics a little too literally when it said "Find me Somebody to love..."

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +4

    14:14
    Hey!
    Bonehilda is back!
    You know, the same skeleton maid Jim met when he was a kid.

  • @GinaGodfrey
    @GinaGodfrey 2 года назад +2

    neglected plants, neglected cats, neglected lovers, neglected wife, neglected bills... BABY!

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 2 года назад +9

    Jim is looking for a new partner.
    Kevin: No he needs a child.
    Me: Hold up.

  • @andylopes3835
    @andylopes3835 2 года назад +6

    Hey, Kevin! Your problem is that you spam the same interaction. After the 2nd time, sims start rejecting it. You need to change the type of kiss or chat in between smoochies for a smoother experience LOL

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +4

    8:18
    I think the potions are slowly killing her.
    9:14
    I heard her scream before the sci-fi music plays.
    9:33
    I hear her scream again.

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 Год назад +2

    Only 5 minutes into a video by Kevin, and someone’s named “Corn” and they want to die in fire.
    Popcorn

  • @tristanlusk4848
    @tristanlusk4848 2 года назад +11

    It just makes my day when I see a upload from Kevin ❤️🖤

  • @comparethemiaKAT
    @comparethemiaKAT 2 года назад +2

    I love these videos. They're so nostalgic and funny. I remember The Sims 1 being the best game ever and also a complete nightmare! Please continue to do more of these videos 🙏

  • @Alepsss
    @Alepsss 2 года назад +3

    I’m happy Kevins here to play all the games were curious about but wouldn’t play at all

  • @LeFroge
    @LeFroge 2 года назад

    The entire video I was cracking up laughing but it increased to scream-laughing at 21:09 😭

  • @FearsomeHippo74
    @FearsomeHippo74 2 года назад +4

    So glad to see someone finally explaining the background to Corntok. Thank you dear leader Mr CallMe for taking the time to keep your fans up to date with all the latest trends 🙏

  • @tommykammers1847
    @tommykammers1847 2 года назад +7

    Honestly Sims one is definitely unforgiving when you try to keep everybody alive in the family but like said at least it has good music and also terrifying music at Times

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 2 года назад +12

    Let's see the Jim Pickens lore people try and fit THIS in

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +2

      This is obviously an alternate timeline. Did you not see how Jim was caring for his child by the end? Theres no way thats the Jim we know and love.

  • @thomasbooth1616
    @thomasbooth1616 2 года назад +14

    I love how in 99% of Kevin's videos he's just like planning on torturing every character in every game possible

  • @TheeRighteousOnee
    @TheeRighteousOnee 2 года назад +3

    This is great! Please make more Sims 1/2 videos! So much nostalgia. ❤️

  • @alex.d7529
    @alex.d7529 2 года назад +1

    The way Kevin’s yelling at his characters as the fire sounds continue to get louder and more intense is the perfect level of chaos I needed today

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +3

    12:21
    Oh, look!
    Kevin is back for a cameo.

  • @Khunter42
    @Khunter42 2 года назад +3

    This has the best start to a video “the cats are fighting in the meth lab”

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +3

    8:52
    Here we go again.
    9:06
    Just like his father, Jim is using the voodoo doll to torment Cornelia.

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile Год назад +1

    "Why do we never talk anymore?"
    "Because every time I talk to you, you hate me"
    Feels like every dysfunctional marriage.

  • @cowboyfunkk
    @cowboyfunkk 2 года назад +13

    its a great day when kevin uploads his occasional sim torture

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +4

    10:55
    So that's two people who died from being locked up in Jim's prisoner room.