@@md-1988 if you listen closely, it sounds like it was cut and edited, not what Jeff actually said... Which is definitely something T&E would do apropos of nothing
@@holdenmcroinn9193 My accountant says I might be eligible for a 436 rebate now and as a small business owner I'm thinking REBATE sign me up of course I want a rebate
My two year old daughter was severely burned by the hot butter and spent many weeks in the hospital undergoing painful skin- graph tests and operations. She's now deformed and traumatized. Other than that, I'm very happy with the super-seat. Thanks, Schlaang!
@@isaacberger6721 no, they’re referring to the guy doing the Super Seat calibration. He was also in the ads for the Cinco Eye Tanning System, The Cinco Bro-oche, and the Cinco Food Tube, and in every one they have him remove his teeth as part of the installation procedure.
Putting this bad boy at .25 speed is quite a transcendent experience. Also the face at 0:53. That's how you know he is satisfied and enjoying his experience. Phenomenal. Me Me, I'm still a Cincoman.
Anyone who says that this was the only good part of the movie obviously doesn't know Tim and Eric. I thought it was one of the best parts until i watch the movie a couple times over. Then i realised they probably accomplished exactly what they wanted; to make a ridiculous movie that will make the right people pissed their pants! I thought John C. Reilly's character was hilarious! Congratulations Tim and Eric! Great Job!
Automatic. Popcorn. Machine. Gregg must have had some part in the production of this super seat. Either way, it makes me calibrated to the Ozone layer dude.
If you removed your dentures, it might give a satisfying clam sound when you walk with a purpose. Anyway, they have probably taken your idea into account.
Haha the ending is definitely a parody of the intro to The Room with the 3 back to back title cards all saying the same thing A Wiseau films production.
Damn Schlaaang products, I'm a Cincoman for life
me me, I want to be a cincoman
How are you enjoying your new Cinco Boy?
@@LarryDavis2099 Hi yes can you call my Cinco Phone when you have a chance? I can't make outgoing calls.
Me me, I'm a tan man and a boatman
I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it
It's been years and I still can't get over Chef Goldblum
It's been years and I still can't get over this comment
I love that his buttons make squishy noises lol
especially since he clearly just said Jeff Goldblum and they spliced in the sh sound from him saying Schlaang for some reason
I like to believe he willingly mispronounced his own name
@@md-1988 if you listen closely, it sounds like it was cut and edited, not what Jeff actually said... Which is definitely something T&E would do apropos of nothing
I love it when Bob Odenkirk laughs while he is doing voiceovers.
You mean Romm Oh Denmirk.
@@burst_ch. "Okay. Okay. I understand... Thanks for coming."
Excuse me it's slippin jimmy
@@holdenmcroinn9193 My accountant says I might be eligible for a 436 rebate now and as a small business owner I'm thinking REBATE sign me up of course I want a rebate
I’d marry Jimmy McGill tomorrow
"Your legs are put out of your sight"
*proceeds to put legs in line of sight*
Why didn't this win an oscar again?
your legs are removed at the knee. dont want those pesky feet getting in the way of the screen!
I am calibrated as fuck right now.
😆
Wow! This is easy!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@@oceman5446 Ha ha, ha... please don't hurt me.
@@lumburgapalooza😂
😎👍
I love Odynkirks perfect 90s commercial laugh talking cadence.
He's holding back a bit but going too hard at the same time. Reminds me of 90s cable 4am infomercials
I love how in every sketch that features the actor in the calibration segment MUST involve him removing his dentures
That sounds like the seat calibration plan for me.
Me me, I’m a Schlaaang man
I just thought he had a nice set of chompers in that mouth!
My two year old daughter was severely burned by the hot butter and spent many weeks in the hospital undergoing painful skin- graph tests and operations. She's now deformed and traumatized. Other than that, I'm very happy with the super-seat. Thanks, Schlaang!
What exactly do you plot on a skin graph? Murders probably.
It's only up to third degree burns anyway
At least now, you can say to yourself "I'm sitting down."😊
Did they remove her teeth? You don't want them to get in the way of the Schlaaang viewing experience.
@@observer2817 True...but are you REALLY sitting down?🤷♂️
Who else here actually calibrated
+george fuller lol I did
+george fuller me too
Guilty as charged 👐
Fully
I always try to every 10 RUclipss I watch for optimal performance.
I love how he says "Your legs are moved out of your line of sight" but putting them in stirrups actually puts them _in_ the guy's line of sight
He's walking on a wooden floor but his steps have metal sounds. I keep finding new things in this video.
That's movie magic friend!
LMAO
Perhaps it's foreshadowing that Chef Goldblum is in fact a cyborg
The sound editing in these videos is AMAZING
well grum, thats cinco video cube quality for you
I love the fact that the Ch in Chef Goldblum sounds dubbed over.
^
+bluehermitdog "Arm rest" sounds dubbed too
It sounds sentence mixed from other footage they had of him talking. Just clipped out a Ch sound and pasted it over J in Jeff.
I love the spaghetti sound effect when he buttons his suit XD
I'm fuckin ded, haha
Spaghett!!
In a perfect universe, Chef Goldblum would be the pitchman for every product.
The Schlaaang sound sequence actually sounds amazing on a home theater system.
This was better than Independence Day 2
His just calling himself Chef Goldbloom is one of my fave jokes of the whole movie. 😂😂
You can tell how hard he had to resist laughing when he said chef goldbloom
Oh, good morning. Hi! Hi! Hi!
Classic Chef Goldblum :)
lol they always have that guy remove his teeth
I imagine that being a big part of his audition.
"So, anything else cool you can do?"
Oh these? They're dentures!
@@isaacberger6721 no, they’re referring to the guy doing the Super Seat calibration. He was also in the ads for the Cinco Eye Tanning System, The Cinco Bro-oche, and the Cinco Food Tube, and in every one they have him remove his teeth as part of the installation procedure.
@@isaacberger6721 1:46
A must tan for all tanning friends.
1:16 Chef’s genuine concern for that hot butter that’ll come spurting outta there.
Chef Goldblum, handsome for a man
and a woman.
I love chef goldblum.
He was great in Jurassic Pork.
+Danny Krinkle Lmfao.
Jurassic Pork was a porno, right?
Chef Goldblum is such a hunk.
Hunks are not good listeners, sorry Pierre.
Something stinks....Smells like meat.
I wanna meet that dad
Handsome for a man
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I feel like the promotion needed a fourth Hi.
0:17 the wet lips noise is such a beautiful touch
The jungle noises played during "Schlaaang sound" always crack me up.
they are patented.
This is like a mix between the feelies from a brave new world and the ludivicco treatment from a clockwork orange.
About to type that and I read ur comment, haha
The chair needs a waste extraction unit built in.
Not when you have the Cinco Diarrheaphram™ property of the Cinco Group, a subsidiary of the Schlaaang Corporation.
*shrim collection unit
I wouldn't mind a cinco food tube as well, possibly just install a table over the popcorn and drill a hole for the tube.
Cinco cornered the market on waste buckets, they need the entire earth’s manufacturing supply for Sleepwatching Chairs.
I like money.
Jeff goldblum is the perfect person for anything. ❤
I can't afford one yet, but have a friend who has one and he couldn't be happier. Once you calibrate your eyes, it's heaven.
1:04 .. god when he makes that "uuh" noise lol
I love how he says hi 3 times without moving his lips. Only Jeff could pull that off
This brought pure tears to my eyes. I can't breathe.
Thanks Cinc..uh..Schlaaang.
So *thats* the chair that guy had in Idiocracy. Wow! These guys are ahead of their time!
I need more of Chef Goldblum
i love all the company logos its cool to see a little bit into there universe
"their" but hey, it's an easy start for both of us.
I feel like my teeth would get in the way of me enjoying this thing.
Putting this bad boy at .25 speed is quite a transcendent experience. Also the face at 0:53. That's how you know he is satisfied and enjoying his experience. Phenomenal.
Me Me, I'm still a Cincoman.
I just love the convenient and comfortable stirrups. And you even get to keep your teeth!
you do NOT keep your teeth.
Is that Bob Odenkirk doing the voice over?
yes
wow
so much win
he voices over almost all the fake advertisements on awesome show
fake?
As always.
I come back to this every now and then just to try and remember the better times...
That humidity sound awkwards me every single time... And I love it!
The most intense body horror Goldblum has been in since The Fly.
Anyone who says that this was the only good part of the movie obviously doesn't know Tim and Eric. I thought it was one of the best parts until i watch the movie a couple times over. Then i realised they probably accomplished exactly what they wanted; to make a ridiculous movie that will make the right people pissed their pants! I thought John C. Reilly's character was hilarious! Congratulations Tim and Eric! Great Job!
Cut my fucking arm off! Apparently people were leaving the theater at that part lolz.
Jeff Goldblum can say anything and make it funny.
His facial features was what drew me to schlaang.
1:11 one of the best hector and gus reference scene.
i cried when schlaaang employee chicken chef gusblum said "it's shlaaangin time".
"Oh, oolk, Oh"
you can feel the writers in the writers room going nuts and laughing their asses of
This one is an absolute grand slam of a skit
who won?
Man they really got a lot of mileage out of that guy taking his teeth out.
Beautiful pearls
Didn’t even hurt one bit when they took them out
At 1:23 it seriously seems like he almost breaks character at the end of “you’re just not sittin dooown.”
Schlaang is giving Cinco a run for their money
This commercial was actually better than the rest of the movie
linkmacloud agreed. The movie was meh
the movie is a fucking masterpiece if you just go in accepting the fact that it's a complete waste of time
The movie sucked
I thought the movie was so good I could barely hold my shrim
To see this film in the theater must have been something special
What a nice set of choppers, wonderful pearls!
Juice-set and wondrous Life.
0:31 comedy fucking gold
Automatic. Popcorn. Machine. Gregg must have had some part in the production of this super seat. Either way, it makes me calibrated to the Ozone layer dude.
I boycotted Jurassic Park 3 and 4 because there was no Chef Goldblum.
Genuinely angry how hard "Chef Golblum" made me laugh
I actually got that feeling you get when a movie starts in theaters, and was ripped straight out of reality when the video ended with an ad.
I wish Schlaaang would of added a poop tube/ toilet feature on the seat. I hate having to get up to squat one out during my stories.
Do you not own a pair of D-pants?
If you removed your dentures, it might give a satisfying clam sound when you walk with a purpose. Anyway, they have probably taken your idea into account.
R.I.P Fred Willard!!
Does Jeff watch these? Does he know?
+FLCL64 Jeff is heavily invested in Shlaaang Inc and he knows quality when he sees it.
Schlaaang would kill him if he saw this scene
@@Demiglitch also, look at his portfolio, there's hardly any critique.
Play on 0.5 speed for a drunk Chef Goldblum
+Install a Friend I'm fucking crying right now.
Who else here would watch a feature-length montage of Schlaaang Films production logos?
I hate how almost real those corporate logos are
the schlaang corporation is known for it's efficacy.
Stop showing up in my ears, Bob Odenkirk!
I rate the Schlaaang Super Seat™ five bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 it’s the only seat suitable for true film buffs like myself
I almost forgot to watch this today
00:32 has me in fucking stitches every time
I didn’t know Jeff Goldblum is a chef.
love that they could've put the exaggerated squishy noise at 0:15 but save it for buttoning his jacket
"your legs are placed out of your line of sight"
**places legs in line of sight**
I tried to calibrate my Schlaaang Super Seat for "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," but I got arrested.
ya blew it..
Does Diet Bleach have Sacchlorine? I'm Phenylchloronuric.
I can't help but imagine the Awesome Show drum roll before the fade to the calibration scene
Hey it's Frank Slaten from "All Dolled Up". He's a personal friend of Elliot Gould.
Jim and Derek sure love❤️ the Cinco company because of there great product that do not harm people or cause death.
🙂
👍👍
"Hi hi hi, im chef goldblum"
Haha the ending is definitely a parody of the intro to The Room with the 3 back to back title cards all saying the same thing A Wiseau films production.
They’re advertising third degree burns like it’s a feature of the seat LMAO
that is an advertizement trick, too fool the left-handed.
Right at he beginning Chef walks in on a wood floor yet you hear the stock sound of walking on a metal surface.
I forgot to register my seat, now the butter dispenser is just dripping out, can I get a new nozzle or a new seat?
Sclaaaaaaang, gurl!
hahaha that old lady beating a rug with a stick at the end
every time i see jeff goldblum i think of chef goldblum and have a laugh
I've only just noticed that wet sounds when he does his buttons up
I love that it moves my legs out of my line of sight
*Statistic provided by the American Burn Society
I used to just calibrate before a movie with a bag of nice Mushrooms 😆 it's worked great every time.
I'm eatin' anything Chef Goldblum is cookin'.
schlaaang sound has me absorbing the experience
Fun fact: the narrator for the super seat segment is Bob Odenkirk AKA Saul Goodman
Pretty sure everyone knows this by now. This is like the millionth time I've seen that /)_-
Sekushuru Uma For those who still don't know
I'm sure they do now, thanks for the contribution :,D
Sekushuru Uma that's the scariest unicorn I've ever seen
Chance Peables that's me! The scariest unicorn you'll ever see! Ima use that as a tagline lol
It wasn't easy, but I finally managed to remove all my teeth. I'm now ready to sit in style!
in the
*ARMREST*
They really got a ton of content out of that guy’s dentures.
It's nice to know that actor is totally fine with removing his dentures all the time.
I love all Schlaaang products and movies, especially "Diamond Jim 4", I thought it was brilliant!
Bob's voice is the best part.