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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 387

  • @darkevilyn8444
    @darkevilyn8444 8 лет назад +1212

    -have you... considered getting a job
    -no... no that's not an option

    • @conkghey2511
      @conkghey2511 6 лет назад +85

      dark evilyn son of a BITCH

    • @_gaz_5554
      @_gaz_5554 5 лет назад +18

      He probably retired and cant.

    • @mymon2829
      @mymon2829 4 года назад +62

      @@_gaz_5554 retired, too old to work, his money is draining, he's at his last straw, then H'amb comes and saves his life

    • @b99b12
      @b99b12 4 года назад +15

      Mymon mantilore didn’t you hear the gunshot at the mention of Ham’ster? He’s dead now.

    • @mymon2829
      @mymon2829 4 года назад +7

      @@b99b12 oh no

  • @chill579
    @chill579 12 лет назад +570

    "Have you considered getting a job?"
    "THAT'S NOT AN OPTION"

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 2 года назад +35

      90% of wives lol.

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie 2 года назад

      SunofaBITCH

    •  2 года назад +39

      Every twitch streamer

    • @10Itoruna
      @10Itoruna 2 года назад +4

      Basically my mom

    • @Screwby_Jones6200
      @Screwby_Jones6200 2 года назад +2

      SUNOFABITCH!

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus 5 лет назад +508

    The hardass kid staring down the barrel of a gun is my favorite Tim and Eric character.

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 4 года назад +15

      "Fuckin do it, bitch."

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 2 года назад

      His eyes are saying "do it motherfucker I don't even care"

    • @tommylight1312
      @tommylight1312 2 года назад +1

      It’s two different shots. The kids are never in the same frame as the dad holding the gun. Editing is a thing. They could have shot those scenes on different days for all we know. Don’t think they’ll let you hold a gun, even a fake one, to a kids face on TV.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 2 года назад +22

      @@tommylight1312 Okay?????? What's your point?

    • @DarthStew96
      @DarthStew96 2 года назад +19

      @@tommylight1312 Wait a minute Tommy, are you saying that H'amb isn't real?

  • @anderslearnsmusic
    @anderslearnsmusic 2 года назад +148

    I like how he was about to commit to blasting himself when hearing about Ham'b, but when he heard about the Essence of Lamb Aerosol Spray, he decided not to.

    • @Margen67
      @Margen67 2 года назад +4

      Penguins need HUGS

    • @skykid1522
      @skykid1522 2 года назад

      And he just ends up shooting himself in the end lol

    • @ScurvyMcGruff
      @ScurvyMcGruff Год назад +6

      Then he kills himself at the end when he found out he could have been enjoying Ham'bster instead.

  • @guidetotheright
    @guidetotheright 10 лет назад +392

    Im 87% certain Tim thought of this skit in a super market, meat section.

    • @MP5..
      @MP5.. 3 года назад +17

      You could say that about 87% of Tim’s sketches

  • @TrollingYouGood
    @TrollingYouGood 9 лет назад +496

    The kids are drinking wine, I love it.

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish 3 года назад +12

      It's probably a cinco product where they blend sewer water with fresh grapes extract. Relax honey, it's not Wine, it's S'ine!

    • @cosmocosmoton
      @cosmocosmoton 3 года назад +8

      “Have a glass of wine, it’s okay kids I won’t tell” -Pierre

    • @prostreetbeetdhd4586
      @prostreetbeetdhd4586 3 года назад +12

      @@OhFishyFish Lmaooo...
      Sewage Water and wine....S'wine

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 года назад +10

      It was legal for kids to smoke and drink before the 1980s.

    • @Our_Duality
      @Our_Duality 3 года назад

      shut up.
      .

  • @1234mikedaman
    @1234mikedaman 9 лет назад +263

    "Have you considered getting a job?"

    • @rorc
      @rorc 9 лет назад +67

      "No! No, that's not an option!"

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 9 лет назад +7

      +Supmike “BigBabbie” Ladderboy Story of my life.

    • @BassHeadsProduction
      @BassHeadsProduction 8 лет назад +5

      +Supmike “BigBabbie” Ladderboy son of a bitch

    • @spurgear
      @spurgear 7 лет назад +5

      Spencer Romero son of a bitch!

  • @pauls3392
    @pauls3392 4 года назад +104

    These skits are the best. They write the entire script for the ultimate pun at the end. In this case, Ham’bster.

    • @babababad
      @babababad Год назад

      If it weren't at the end, it wouldn't be the ultimate pun, now would it?

  • @harveyd3175
    @harveyd3175 5 лет назад +75

    The way he says "SON OF A BITCH" is so god damn funny

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 2 года назад +1

      the best one ever is in cheech and chong's up in smoke, where his father's trying to convince tommy to get a job...it's so damn funny

  • @onemidnightgone
    @onemidnightgone 12 лет назад +157

    I love when he pulls the gun on the family and the son doesn't even care.

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +12

      I'm sure you don't even remember posting this almost a decade later but I also found that hilarious and thought you should know.

    • @maylabrown4584
      @maylabrown4584 2 года назад +5

      @@aniquinstark4347 Quiet nerd

    • @sewerside01142
      @sewerside01142 2 года назад

      @@maylabrown4584 That's rude asshole

  • @jasonmaguire7552
    @jasonmaguire7552 3 года назад +84

    They got a heck of a lot of value out of that squishy sound effect

  • @yoznfroogurt
    @yoznfroogurt 5 лет назад +80

    "you're gonna lose the house"
    Tim: "It's a free real estate"

  • @richardchason
    @richardchason 2 года назад +22

    God I miss Karen Black. What a gift to humanity she was.

  • @aaronm1483
    @aaronm1483 9 лет назад +96

    i love how dark this skit is

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 3 года назад +20

    I hope that little boy used "I smell like lamb!" in his acting reel

  • @chekaschmeka4283
    @chekaschmeka4283 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is my favorite Cinco product with the exception of I-jammer.

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood 3 года назад +45

    I love how this is one of the only genuinely well acted scenes in the entire show.

    • @StephenMichael18
      @StephenMichael18 2 года назад +3

      He's one of the most underrated character actors of all time he's been in some of the greatest movies ever since early 80s

    • @Wabaanimkii
      @Wabaanimkii 2 года назад +1

      I disagree. I think the Carol arc was amazing as well. mostly just the larry finale.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi Год назад +2

      I mean they have good actors that do painfully good jobs
      Just they intersperse their segments or pair them with complete amateurs and it's like cinematic whiplash except the whiplash is like a chiropractor adjustment instead

  • @RobertCraft-re5sf
    @RobertCraft-re5sf 8 месяцев назад +2

    The son is so used to the constant domestic violence hes just like :)

  • @The_Speed_of_Darkness
    @The_Speed_of_Darkness 6 лет назад +28

    For gods sake Jennifer, what were you thinking?!?

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 3 года назад +9

    One of Bill Sanderson's best roles.

    • @MarkZammitronic
      @MarkZammitronic 2 года назад

      I always get a kick out of seeing him in Fletch

  • @TheyreStillOutThere
    @TheyreStillOutThere 12 лет назад +37

    Wow, this is definitely one of the more interesting and well-directed Cinco commercials.

  • @christiangoforth6694
    @christiangoforth6694 3 года назад +8

    the moment you realize the dad in this skit is JF Sebastian from the original Blade Runner..

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 5 лет назад +20

    -It also comes with the Essence of Lamb!
    *rethinks suicide

  • @Jnort707
    @Jnort707 11 лет назад +31

    RIP Karen Black 1939-2013

  • @e11aguru
    @e11aguru 11 лет назад +144

    There's also SP'AMB for those who can't afford H'amb.
    Also, RIP Karen Black.

    • @craigfdavis
      @craigfdavis 3 года назад +5

      DANG I suspected it was her! She really leant her skills! RIP

    • @Terf1988
      @Terf1988 3 года назад +3

      I just saw a clip of House of 1000 Corpses and thought I recognized her

    • @uugabuuga7450
      @uugabuuga7450 3 года назад +7

      @@lol-zp1ps kinda weird to bring that up on a 8 year old comment about a deceased actress

    • @nkvd1606
      @nkvd1606 3 года назад

      @@lol-zp1ps Kind of pointlessly mean dude

    • @stant7122
      @stant7122 3 года назад

      How did she die? RIP

  • @VideoGameManiac8
    @VideoGameManiac8 3 года назад +15

    I watched this millions of times but only now I noticed that after she mentions Ham'bster theres a gun shot LMAO!

  • @Booksaplenty1
    @Booksaplenty1 3 года назад +3

    I grew up in this type of household. Thanks Cinco.

  • @hibryd7481
    @hibryd7481 2 года назад +8

    If I had a nickel for every time Cinco prevented a triple murder suicide...me me, I'd be a richmen.

  • @Lone_Fang
    @Lone_Fang 3 года назад +4

    Ha James Quall at the end cracks me up the hardest.

  • @MrMadalien
    @MrMadalien 9 лет назад +117

    it's that guy from bladerunner

    • @us2lach
      @us2lach 9 лет назад +4

      +´Tomas Muir And the X Files!

    • @zee339
      @zee339 8 лет назад +5

      deadwood

    • @haydenstuder322
      @haydenstuder322 6 лет назад +13

      yup its J F Sebastian

    • @Elmnopen
      @Elmnopen 6 лет назад +4

      It's Larry from that show new heart from the 80s or 90s

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 4 года назад

      True Blood

  • @anonymous0137k
    @anonymous0137k 12 лет назад +17

    "have you considered getting a job?"
    no, no that's not an option

  • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
    @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking 2 года назад +11

    _"And when I started eating H'amb, regular bowel habits became a forlorn *****'in' hope!"_ - Deadwood Mayor

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 3 года назад +6

    Honestly one of the best comedy sketches I've seen, hilarious

  • @monolithgeometry3221
    @monolithgeometry3221 2 года назад +4

    I could only laugh when he calmed down and put the gun away, and still it was only 'nervous laughter'

  • @whatdoiput807
    @whatdoiput807 2 года назад +3

    "Well have you considered getting a job?"
    "No, that's not an option. Summon a BENCH."

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 Год назад +2

    "have you considered... getting a job"

  • @Kywool2K
    @Kywool2K 3 года назад +11

    "Have you considered getting a job?'
    "No, that's not an option!"
    Twitch streamers in a nutshell.

  • @brisher
    @brisher 2 года назад +1

    imagine being one of those kids starring in this and then looking back on it years later

  • @Chron_Dawg78
    @Chron_Dawg78 5 лет назад +2

    The BEST of both herds!!

  • @voiceofreason2674
    @voiceofreason2674 2 года назад +2

    I hate that they give him a southern accent like they think this is what we’re like

  • @TheRealHimself
    @TheRealHimself 13 лет назад +13

    It's amazing how well of a job this guy did, acted really well. Up until he said "H'amb"

    • @HladgerdKissinger
      @HladgerdKissinger 3 года назад +13

      He's William Sanderson! Plays a guy in Bladerunner and EB Farnum in Deadwood

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 2 года назад +5

      this guy is an actual actor in real movies LOL

  • @hugjuffs
    @hugjuffs 2 года назад +1

    I've seen a lot of Tim and Eric sketches, but this is the one that broke me. Great job!

  • @tonbonthemon
    @tonbonthemon 7 месяцев назад

    The vibe of a suburban family slowly dying on the inside from alcoholism and veiled financial struggle is captured so well when he walks in for dinner. The bleak and drab colors, low contrast, foreboding music, the subtle foggy glow of the scene... the air is stuffy but nobody will say anything, just keep spraying lamb spray...

  • @jcfbell3001
    @jcfbell3001 12 лет назад +2

    J.F. Sebastian..."milk and cookies keeping you up, Sebastian?"

  • @mbonnar
    @mbonnar 12 лет назад +13

    DLH's burp at the end makes me sick, everytime.

    • @darj617
      @darj617 4 года назад

      probably smells like cooked cauliflower.

    • @henkdetenk3480
      @henkdetenk3480 3 года назад +2

      Had too much cream corn for breakfast

  • @andrewhawkins8616
    @andrewhawkins8616 Год назад

    Tim and Eric: draining brain cells since whenever they showed up.

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge Год назад +2

    If he was having money problems, he should have turned to his brother Darryl. Or to his other brother Darryl.

  • @Queen.AnneBoleyn
    @Queen.AnneBoleyn 4 года назад +4

    That's the mama from House of 1000 Corpses...she really gets around 👀

  • @The_OneManCrowd
    @The_OneManCrowd 3 года назад +3

    How does this not have a million views?

  • @tzazella751
    @tzazella751 3 года назад

    -have you... considered getting a job
    -NO NO THATS NOT AN OPTION
    slams phone

  • @Arkain89
    @Arkain89 3 года назад +6

    you just can't compete with cinco marketing, they can write a full minute of a suicidal husband about to shoot his wife before actually starting with the ad. genius

  • @Grayfox988
    @Grayfox988 4 года назад +1

    I thought at first this was a commercial for the Cinco Leatherphone.

  • @everflymedia2418
    @everflymedia2418 8 месяцев назад +1

    If I had a house that damn ugly, I’d get down with some h’amb aerosol spray to escape reality

  • @snipelfritz4296
    @snipelfritz4296 10 лет назад +7

    I smell like lamb.

  • @tenpiecebucket
    @tenpiecebucket 11 лет назад +6

    And where can we find... this... J. F. H'ambastian?

  • @mattdugas9032
    @mattdugas9032 3 года назад

    For *god's* sake Jennifer. What were you *thinking*?!
    Lmao

  • @DetoxA1313
    @DetoxA1313 3 года назад +1

    this is William Sanderson, from Blade Runner

  • @carsonkubicki1770
    @carsonkubicki1770 4 года назад +1

    For God’s sake, Jennifer!!

  • @kuro8865
    @kuro8865 Год назад

    The ham'bster was what finally pushed him over the edge lol

  • @carsonkubicki1770
    @carsonkubicki1770 5 лет назад +1

    I fucking love the sound effect of her winking

  • @mikisbuldge
    @mikisbuldge 13 лет назад +1

    I LOVE CINCO and this is the first time I've seen this commercial, altho I've heard of H'amb before. It was pretty epic. :)

  • @Ephraim32
    @Ephraim32 4 года назад +3

    I am like 95% sure this dude played in Blade Runner looks just like J.F. Sebastian and sounds exactly like him

    • @nudibanches
      @nudibanches 3 года назад

      Yep, I was just thinking the same thing.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 Год назад

      that's him. he is a well known character actor.

  • @darrensiegel6651
    @darrensiegel6651 2 года назад +1

    what would the world do without Cinco? So many terrific products its too many too count.

  • @ParanormalHorrorArtist
    @ParanormalHorrorArtist 3 года назад

    I'll just holster my weapon for now. The boy wasn't scared of anything.

  • @deadhardy
    @deadhardy 12 лет назад +1

    the guy on the phone asks him if he considered getting a job...that wasn't an option?....LOLOLOL

  • @tollboothkyle
    @tollboothkyle 3 месяца назад

    Gotta love the single gun shot at the end of the clip

  • @jimmorone1631
    @jimmorone1631 3 года назад +1

    I forgot how twisted this show gets

  • @brianagee2790
    @brianagee2790 3 года назад

    I really liked this actor when he played E.B. in HBO's Deadwood.

  • @Wh3nYour3Strang3
    @Wh3nYour3Strang3 14 лет назад +1

    "Thanks... Cinco!"

  • @Kha0s8
    @Kha0s8 11 лет назад +2

    Have you considered getting a job? NO! NO! THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular 3 года назад +1

    "i smell like lamb"

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 2 года назад

    This show makes fever dreams look like a sunrise...

  • @krulltheskull
    @krulltheskull 3 года назад +1

    This is the actor who played J F Sebastian in Blade Runner.

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 3 года назад +1

    "Have you considered getting a job?" XD

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 2 года назад +1

    JF Sebastian has falled on hard times

  • @hand__banana
    @hand__banana 12 лет назад +2

    What a cast. Is that Karen black and William Sanderson?

  • @roynichols3597
    @roynichols3597 3 года назад

    The spray brought him back from suicide but the hambster was too much. The psychology in that brain...

  • @Eblak
    @Eblak Год назад +1

    I only trust the good farmers at Cinco Farms.

  • @tenaciousdee71
    @tenaciousdee71 13 лет назад +1

    Did anyone else notice that Jennifer, the mom, is the same lady who plays the mother in House of 1000 Corpses??? The first time I saw this I recognized her voice! lol

  • @areujokingme
    @areujokingme 8 лет назад +16

    Oh my god, this shit came out like 6 years ago while I was still in high school.
    This is so fucked up. I think most of it's gravity flew right over me, then.

    • @turdeyeblind
      @turdeyeblind 3 года назад

      @Gregory Bostrom dude 2023 is only a year away 😄 catch up

  • @averageo2343
    @averageo2343 10 лет назад +14

    r.i.p karen black

    • @xtalviper
      @xtalviper 4 года назад +1

      Oh damn, she died three years after this? :(

  • @necronomitom
    @necronomitom 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit, it's Sebastian from Blade Runner

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад +1

    Larry has really gone to hell since he lost Darryl and Darryl.

  • @Mike-fu9hu
    @Mike-fu9hu 7 месяцев назад

    He's up Knob Creek without a paddle

  • @MorticiaObscurum
    @MorticiaObscurum 11 месяцев назад

    1:40 this went from depressingly scary to cultishly scary

  • @johnlocke8966
    @johnlocke8966 2 года назад

    The leather phone is pretty cool.

  • @kingthursdaybill
    @kingthursdaybill 3 года назад +1

    Wow J.F Sebastian fell on hard times

  • @HunterElvis11
    @HunterElvis11 2 года назад

    Uncontrollable gas at the end

  • @vincent21212
    @vincent21212 2 года назад

    Hamb'ster must taste like a danish ham that's been pissed on

  • @tkwithansk
    @tkwithansk 12 лет назад +1

    the dad is the guy who played JF Sebastian in blade runner

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead 2 месяца назад

    He should have called his brother Darrell. Or maybe even his other brother Darrell.

  • @johnsmith6217
    @johnsmith6217 Год назад

    That's dude was on HBO's Deadwood. He owned the hotel

  • @tombrokaw3
    @tombrokaw3 13 лет назад

    The first 20 seconds alone are worth watching this vid

  • @ruzzodac
    @ruzzodac 2 года назад +4

    Jim "No, I can't lose the house"
    Accountant "There's really noting I can do at this point Jim"
    Jim "Well, what about my family?"
    Accountant "Have you considered getting jo..."
    Jim "NO!, NO! That's not an option" Slams phone, "Son of a Bitch!" Jim reaches for his whisky, His last drink.
    I felt this. You can hear the shot at the end of the commercial. 1:59 RIP.

  • @JonOroMusic
    @JonOroMusic 3 года назад +3

    0:11 Every American on Unemployment rn.

  • @rootbeer_666
    @rootbeer_666 3 года назад

    This seems like something I would have written when I actually used to write for fun in the early ‘00s

  • @Moucheron1990
    @Moucheron1990 9 лет назад +7

    For God's sake Jennifer!!!

  • @troyschulz2318
    @troyschulz2318 4 года назад +1

    Academy Award-nominated actress Karen Black, everybody.

  • @Zer0es
    @Zer0es 11 лет назад +4

    RIP Karen Black

  • @0prahTV
    @0prahTV 3 года назад

    This is peak T&E