Captain Crunch's bounty should be in the trillion berries (Crunch Berries obviously 😂). But for real Captain Crunch was captured so he was a wanted man that needed you the cereal eaters to save him. The original Captain Crunch commercials had actual plot that continued into other commercials.
Davy Jones genuinly should be Pirate King level. The ability alone to make it so that no matter who kills you they take your place is crazy busted. No Marine even the Admiral could go after him cause if he gets killed: you are a pirate now. Even Imu would likely not be immune to that ability. Also if you dropped your heart to the bottom of the ocean no devil fruit user could ever even attempt to go after it. You can argue that Davy Jones ability might be devil fruit worthy, but he can go underwater. He literally hardcounters every single devil fruit user. He is also, you know: The actual Grim reaper in universe?
Jack Sparrow is basically Buggy in terms of being either extremely good tactician or just extremely lucky. So I could actually see him become an emperor just like that xD
I would argue he's opposite buggy... He bad lucks himself into bad situations, then gets out of them through a mix of skill, deception and creative improvisation... And he can't keep a crew...
If we’re including crew strength, then Elizabeth and Will should bump Jack up the ranks by quite a bit. They’re basically his Division Commanders, in a sense.
23:41- he managed to command Cthulhu- that Cthulhu from lovecraft. He’s definitely a big deal. He’s like Buggy but with actual malicious intent and the brains to actually command his charisma
@@robplaysstuff6029 cartmen uses rasingan on himself to get outcomes he want & do not want lmfao. Look @ the gay fish or the turrets syndrome episodes for reference 😂😂😂
The 3rd Pirates of the Carrabiean film follows and ends the story of the 2nd. People complain about the 3rd because it gets a little cheesy, but its still a fun time. Watch the first 3 movies
Yea skipping/not watching the 3rd is a crime! That movie has some of the best shots/scenes of all time, super funny and even some emotional stuff! It’s a great work of art!
Indeed, Everyone shits on the third movie because they say the plot is cringe, but it's the exact same cringe that made One Piece popular worldwide! "Hoist the Colours" is basically "Binks' Sake/Brew", in terms of pirate lore.
Dude Cartman should be in pirate king. The kid framed his therapist as a pedophile and made his wife kill herself on the phone because he called him fat. This dude would demolish EVERYONE in the One Piece world.
Tekking you should watch the Princess Bride! It’s a really good movie and there’s a lot of interesting things to hear about it’s creation and it’s an easy movie to jump into.
My man Eugene is the definition of a pirate. Uses a FUCKING BOARD GAME to find basically sponge bob's version of the one piece. Makes his crew dig it up and then wants to take it for himself.
Yonko Crews The Kraken Pirates, Terrors of the New World Seas. Emperor: Davey Jones. Is a Kraken Fishman, giving him near immortality and the ability to communicate with giant squids and octopi. He will not step foot on land for unknown reasons. He recruits exclusively from crews he destroys on the high seas. First Commander: Euron Grayjoy. A man as mysterious as he is terrifying, this reaver and raider has been gathering secret knowledge of the world. Has been rumored to be able to read poneglyphs. Has no fruit, but has a surprising ability to identify devil fruits at a glance. Second Commander: Bender Bending Rodriguez. A robot pirate from the White White Sea, determined to make the 'meatbags' serve him on his ship made from cloud islands. Notable Subordinate: Barbosa, aka "Redbeard". A rival seeker of lore to Euron. A planner, a plotter, rumored to have returned from the dead. No one knows what side he's on. Rookie Upstart: Jack D. Sparrow, a rookie pirate who ran afoul of the Kraken Pirates early in his career. Stole the ship, Black Pearl, from Barbosa. Is seeking something on the Grand Line with his ragtag Sparrow Pirate crew. The Crunch Pirates, Masters of the Cereal Islands. Emperor: Edward D. Crunch. A pirate obsessed with food and supplies, who uses the fertile Cereal Islands to feed not only his own crew but pirate crews across the Grand Line. Has eaten the Grow-Grow Paramecia Fruit, allowing him to bring fields from planting to harvest in days. First Commander: Long John Silver(Both). A pirate chef famed for his ability to make a meal out of almost anything, he grew in notoriety after tracking down the treasure of the infamous Captain Flint. It cost him an arm and a leg, but set him on the trail of the One Piece. He joined the Crunch Crew as a 'retirement', but there are rumors that he has obtained cybernetic limbs and is just using his status in the Yonko crew as a cover. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Sparrow Pirates (Pre-Sabaody) Captain: Jack D. Sparrow. First Mate/Muscle/Markswoman/Terrifying: Revy Helmsman: Space Dandy Shipwrite: Stickybeard And that's all I've got for now.
I told myself I had enough of RUclips this morning, as it was getting depressing. Lo and behold I saw this shining gem in the darkness on my departing journey, and knew I was saved.
Ridley from metroid is a pirate he's a giant purple space dragon & he was super fucked up he ate samus' parents infront of her & he's really hard to kill he's come back as a cyborg multiple times he refuses to die Also hando from star wars clone wars would be a pretty funny pirate in one piece as he is in the clone wars & he may act like he's an idiot he's actually really smart like he was able to steal really powerful artillery & weapons & ships & he was able to capture a sith lord & obi wan & anikin the chosen one & also successful ransomed them off for a fortune
Never in my life thought I'd take a shot with tekking, that was wild. Such a fun video, though I definitely think Bender should be pirate king level. He's an immortal robot that fights gods and aliens, his name in the gi zapp episode was literally orphan crippler and he once farted so hard that he moved earth further away from the sun, he does not give one fuck and is definitely the most free "man" out there.
This terrified me because your logic fits perfectly the world of One Piece. Bender is an asshole, yes, but he’s absolutely FREE! So, let’s fucking go, Captain Bender Ben. D ing Rodriguez!
@@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 He got a movable island with top technology like Germa, he has an army of animals as pirates like Kaido, has the influence of Buggy and the power to fight DK a guy who literally canonically punched the moon out of orbit to fight a tiki god.
I would argue that the fourth Pirates of the Carribbean movie was also fairly decent. Although it was a bit wonky at times, Jack still felt like himself and had one of the best interactions with Barbosa in the whole franchise. I would say to watch everything except the fifth movie.
40:46 He's the Ukrainian version not Russian. A Ukrainian animation studio fully created the cartoon in Kyiv while Ukraine was under Soviet/Russian occupation.
Yeah Bojack showing up in one piece means the end of everything, he was so strong the gods themselves got together to seal him away in King Kai’s PLANET! He would wipe out the solar system.
7:18 "Captain Crunch is a serious threat to the world government" - Said the FBI in the 1970s about a guy using the toy whistle from the cereal to hack phone systems.
He’s got the spinach spinach no mi. It’s the strongest devil fruit. Obviously he clears the whole verse with 1% of his power. He clearly low diffs everyone. He’s 1st Yonko admiral level nobody can top that.
We have a half Long John Silver’s/ half KFC restaurant near my work. My coworkers and I will go occasionally, but the only thing I’ve ordered off the Long John Silver’s menu is hush puppies. My coworker has gotten shrimp before and said it was good 🤷♂️
Boys Admiral kezaru be tryin to stell my thresher ( Insert mister crabs laugh hear) but we won't let em 😂😂 I could just see mister crab scuttling around omg that's so funny
Ranking for those that didn't make the list: *No bounty* - Gokaigers (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaigers) *Yonkou* - Rai Ryuga (Thunder Jet) *Yonkou* - Edward Kenway (AC: Black Flag) *Medium Bounty* - Abduwali Muse (Captain Phillips)
Does anyone remember the crunchling adventure game? I loved that captain crunch game. 95% of the people watching this probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Btw the jumping level ost is cracked.
Jim Hawkins from Treasure Island or Treasure Planet should've instantly be on there. Jack Sparrow without a question. Cap'N Crunch and Captain Hook from Peter Pan should've mos def been on there. Long John Silver is mos def a Legend, so that's very Real alongside Davy Jones. Long John Silvers was both ok and trash depending upon what you had. Hush puppies can be Amazing. Larfleeze the Orange Lantern of Avarice from DC Comics is seriously greedy.
I think if you were gonna translate pirates of the caribean charcter's reputations and such to a one piece bounty tier system... Then davy nones would be a yonkou, sparrow would be somewhere in between yonkou and commander for the reason that he can't keep a crew or even his ship... But whichever side has him with them in a conflict is probably gonna win... And finally, barbossa would be the pirat king...
Relating to mr krabs mrs puff wasnt only one episode its been recently revealed hes been secretly dating her since then and a few recent episodes have centered around that
Didn't jack have a magic compass that pointed to whatever his heart wants he could just follow that to the one piece and get it within a week if he really wanted to
Tekking, were the same age. HOW in God's name is Phantom Hourglass your first Zelda game?? The classic ports and Oracles/Links Awakening were on GB. Did you ever emulate the core console games, because if you haven't you absolutely should!
Captain Crunch's bounty should be in the trillion berries (Crunch Berries obviously 😂). But for real Captain Crunch was captured so he was a wanted man that needed you the cereal eaters to save him. The original Captain Crunch commercials had actual plot that continued into other commercials.
‘Oops all Berries’, actually just the amount the government put behind it. Accidentally put every berrie in the world on his head xD
Davy Jones genuinly should be Pirate King level. The ability alone to make it so that no matter who kills you they take your place is crazy busted. No Marine even the Admiral could go after him cause if he gets killed: you are a pirate now. Even Imu would likely not be immune to that ability. Also if you dropped your heart to the bottom of the ocean no devil fruit user could ever even attempt to go after it. You can argue that Davy Jones ability might be devil fruit worthy, but he can go underwater. He literally hardcounters every single devil fruit user. He is also, you know: The actual Grim reaper in universe?
Tekking needs to be arrested for never seen any of the pirates of the Caribbean films.
Jack Sparrow is basically Buggy in terms of being either extremely good tactician or just extremely lucky. So I could actually see him become an emperor just like that xD
He would fall upwards like Buggy.
I agree with this.
I would argue he's opposite buggy... He bad lucks himself into bad situations, then gets out of them through a mix of skill, deception and creative improvisation... And he can't keep a crew...
He is one of the seven pirate lords, after all.
If we’re including crew strength, then Elizabeth and Will should bump Jack up the ranks by quite a bit. They’re basically his Division Commanders, in a sense.
23:41- he managed to command Cthulhu- that Cthulhu from lovecraft. He’s definitely a big deal. He’s like Buggy but with actual malicious intent and the brains to actually command his charisma
Buggy blew up a large part of orange town. He’s got malicious intent.
@@robplaysstuff6029 cartmen uses rasingan on himself to get outcomes he want & do not want lmfao. Look @ the gay fish or the turrets syndrome episodes for reference 😂😂😂
The 3rd Pirates of the Carrabiean film follows and ends the story of the 2nd. People complain about the 3rd because it gets a little cheesy, but its still a fun time. Watch the first 3 movies
And read Treasure Island! I love that book! 😀
Yea skipping/not watching the 3rd is a crime! That movie has some of the best shots/scenes of all time, super funny and even some emotional stuff! It’s a great work of art!
Indeed, Everyone shits on the third movie because they say the plot is cringe, but it's the exact same cringe that made One Piece popular worldwide! "Hoist the Colours" is basically "Binks' Sake/Brew", in terms of pirate lore.
20:07 the bojack movie also had trunks vs tien and that showed how much trunks relies on super Saiyan because tien was giving him the work
Jack sparrow would be yonkou level, but the government would give him a joke bounty out of spite
it's sad that i missed this stream i could've totally save captain hook from getting a bad rank using kingdom hearts canon
Cappin Crunch would have had that middle D Initial and die with a smile, for sure
@@GMrDrew Horatio Magellan D. (Decartes) Crunch. lol
Dude Cartman should be in pirate king. The kid framed his therapist as a pedophile and made his wife kill herself on the phone because he called him fat. This dude would demolish EVERYONE in the One Piece world.
Tekking you should watch the Princess Bride! It’s a really good movie and there’s a lot of interesting things to hear about it’s creation and it’s an easy movie to jump into.
Mr Krabs gotta Baratie like Krusty Krab in the South Blue yarrr
7:19 a cereal threat 😂
Honestly I would love listening to Tekking talk about the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy after watching it. Yes, trilogy, there's only 3 movies.
Wario was a pirate briefly and his main rival in Warioland is one. Wario would go places in one piece.
6:25 damn it tekking trying so hard not to laugh in front of everybody 🤣🤣🤣
My man Eugene is the definition of a pirate. Uses a FUCKING BOARD GAME to find basically sponge bob's version of the one piece. Makes his crew dig it up and then wants to take it for himself.
Mr. Krabs would try and find the One Piece but not to become pirate king but out of sheer greed.
Tekking the legend needs to go back to the usual tekking, time for Decoration live stream😆, Let's go!!!!!!!!🔥
It's not a coincidence that Mr. Krabs was voice by the same voice actor as Lex Luthor.
Naw Cartmen became “Chaotic Evil” when I witnessed him drink a grieving child’s tears💀
Yonko Crews
The Kraken Pirates, Terrors of the New World Seas.
Emperor: Davey Jones. Is a Kraken Fishman, giving him near immortality and the ability to communicate with giant squids and octopi. He will not step foot on land for unknown reasons. He recruits exclusively from crews he destroys on the high seas.
First Commander: Euron Grayjoy. A man as mysterious as he is terrifying, this reaver and raider has been gathering secret knowledge of the world. Has been rumored to be able to read poneglyphs. Has no fruit, but has a surprising ability to identify devil fruits at a glance.
Second Commander: Bender Bending Rodriguez. A robot pirate from the White White Sea, determined to make the 'meatbags' serve him on his ship made from cloud islands.
Notable Subordinate: Barbosa, aka "Redbeard". A rival seeker of lore to Euron. A planner, a plotter, rumored to have returned from the dead. No one knows what side he's on.
Rookie Upstart: Jack D. Sparrow, a rookie pirate who ran afoul of the Kraken Pirates early in his career. Stole the ship, Black Pearl, from Barbosa. Is seeking something on the Grand Line with his ragtag Sparrow Pirate crew.
The Crunch Pirates, Masters of the Cereal Islands.
Emperor: Edward D. Crunch. A pirate obsessed with food and supplies, who uses the fertile Cereal Islands to feed not only his own crew but pirate crews across the Grand Line. Has eaten the Grow-Grow Paramecia Fruit, allowing him to bring fields from planting to harvest in days.
First Commander: Long John Silver(Both). A pirate chef famed for his ability to make a meal out of almost anything, he grew in notoriety after tracking down the treasure of the infamous Captain Flint. It cost him an arm and a leg, but set him on the trail of the One Piece. He joined the Crunch Crew as a 'retirement', but there are rumors that he has obtained cybernetic limbs and is just using his status in the Yonko crew as a cover.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Sparrow Pirates (Pre-Sabaody)
Captain: Jack D. Sparrow.
First Mate/Muscle/Markswoman/Terrifying: Revy
Helmsman: Space Dandy
Shipwrite: Stickybeard
And that's all I've got for now.
I feel like during warlord era, Mr. Krab would be a warlord. Gov just pay him off
Captain Marvelous and the Gokaigers would 100% level or not have a bounty at all
In the commercials, didn't Captain Crunch literally break the 4th wall, turn children into FUCKING CEREAL, and kidnap them?
Captain Crunch is Joy Boy!!
Cereal Cereal fruit.
Im so glad Euron was included. The most terrifying pirate character ive ever seen. Not just because of his power but the level of his depravity
I just watched the episode of Yu-Gi-Oh gx with the pirate captain for the episode "get yar game on". Classic
If only the new Yakuza game came out where Goro Majima literally becomes a pirate in that game
I say he at least be a super rookie bounty
If recess partnerd with dbz then captain crunch should partner with one piece
Yeah this is definitely my favorite Tekking tier list what a creative idea
I told myself I had enough of RUclips this morning, as it was getting depressing. Lo and behold I saw this shining gem in the darkness on my departing journey, and knew I was saved.
Finally! Someone who appreciates original Captain Crunch and dislikes berries!!
Ridley from metroid is a pirate he's a giant purple space dragon & he was super fucked up he ate samus' parents infront of her & he's really hard to kill he's come back as a cyborg multiple times he refuses to die
Also hando from star wars clone wars would be a pretty funny pirate in one piece as he is in the clone wars & he may act like he's an idiot he's actually really smart like he was able to steal really powerful artillery & weapons & ships & he was able to capture a sith lord & obi wan & anikin the chosen one & also successful ransomed them off for a fortune
Never in my life thought I'd take a shot with tekking, that was wild. Such a fun video, though I definitely think Bender should be pirate king level. He's an immortal robot that fights gods and aliens, his name in the gi zapp episode was literally orphan crippler and he once farted so hard that he moved earth further away from the sun, he does not give one fuck and is definitely the most free "man" out there.
This terrified me because your logic fits perfectly the world of One Piece. Bender is an asshole, yes, but he’s absolutely FREE!
So, let’s fucking go, Captain Bender Ben. D ing Rodriguez!
Cartman is like Blackbeard. Shit goes his way
Come on you missed King K. Rool?
Seeing as K. Rool is constantly compared to Blackbeard and he DOES have a island wrecking weapon, he’d probably be Yonko tiered!
@@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 He got a movable island with top technology like Germa, he has an army of animals as pirates like Kaido, has the influence of Buggy and the power to fight DK a guy who literally canonically punched the moon out of orbit to fight a tiki god.
Cap'n Crunch has the ability to crunchatize people. Maybe Haki can stop it, if not he solos the verse.
No Garfield and Odie from the halloween special?
I still feel the Gokaigers could have been on here...
24:44 it was season 5 and that was the episode that changed cartman forever
I would argue that the fourth Pirates of the Carribbean movie was also fairly decent. Although it was a bit wonky at times, Jack still felt like himself and had one of the best interactions with Barbosa in the whole franchise. I would say to watch everything except the fifth movie.
40:46 He's the Ukrainian version not Russian. A Ukrainian animation studio fully created the cartoon in Kyiv while Ukraine was under Soviet/Russian occupation.
Since you we're doing space pirates you absolutely waisted a chance to include Ridley from Metroid
You could have added Blackbeard
The Plunder Patroll Yu-gi-oh Monster.
Captain Hook: Actually its a Part of the Plot that He is an 8-11year old (depends on source) and Peter Pan is like in his midd 30/40s
I'd love you to do a Marines tier list (including filler/non-canon). That would be nice :)
Wish I could’ve made it in time for the livestream. *hears ticking in the distance* “tick tock tick tock”. “oh no”
Yeah Bojack showing up in one piece means the end of everything, he was so strong the gods themselves got together to seal him away in King Kai’s PLANET! He would wipe out the solar system.
7:18 "Captain Crunch is a serious threat to the world government" - Said the FBI in the 1970s about a guy using the toy whistle from the cereal to hack phone systems.
A work night couldn't be more poorly timed 😢
i haven’t had long john silvers in along time(cause the one near closed) but the chicken strips and fries were great
Uh, could someone give me some context on that "Popeye taking out entire universes" thing?
He’s got the spinach spinach no mi. It’s the strongest devil fruit. Obviously he clears the whole verse with 1% of his power. He clearly low diffs everyone. He’s 1st Yonko admiral level nobody can top that.
He also have awakening like gear 5th, can bend any object to his will.
I’m pretty sure he left his comic strip once to beat up the artist of the comic.
2 words. Toon force
That SpongeBob pirate?
Edit: it’s him at 36:56
We have a half Long John Silver’s/ half KFC restaurant near my work. My coworkers and I will go occasionally, but the only thing I’ve ordered off the Long John Silver’s menu is hush puppies. My coworker has gotten shrimp before and said it was good 🤷♂️
Sterling Archer should be on this list, he was actually a pirate king for a while.
Captain Birdseye would be a great addition to this list
Rustage would 100% have enough charisma to become a notable pirate
Boys Admiral kezaru be tryin to stell my thresher ( Insert mister crabs laugh hear) but we won't let em 😂😂 I could just see mister crab scuttling around omg that's so funny
27:04 I think you need a "name your price" tier
Ranking for those that didn't make the list:
*No bounty* - Gokaigers (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaigers)
*Yonkou* - Rai Ryuga (Thunder Jet)
*Yonkou* - Edward Kenway (AC: Black Flag)
*Medium Bounty* - Abduwali Muse (Captain Phillips)
So sad I missed this
Brother long John silvers floor could be used like a slip and slide I’m convinced they use grease as a cleaner
Guys Popeye is a sailor he’d be a marine. He’s like the bojack button of this version of the one piece world.
Cap solos all cereal
Does anyone remember the crunchling adventure game? I loved that captain crunch game. 95% of the people watching this probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Btw the jumping level ost is cracked.
Jim Hawkins from Treasure Island or Treasure Planet should've instantly be on there. Jack Sparrow without a question. Cap'N Crunch and Captain Hook from Peter Pan should've mos def been on there. Long John Silver is mos def a Legend, so that's very Real alongside Davy Jones. Long John Silvers was both ok and trash depending upon what you had. Hush puppies can be Amazing. Larfleeze the Orange Lantern of Avarice from DC Comics is seriously greedy.
Whoever said “Mix it with Diet Coke or something” should be embarrassed
you forgot the pirates from zack and wiki
Cartman would ascend to Gorosei so that everyone would have to respect his authoratae
You should do this same idea with real pirates but find someone to colab with that already knows a but about real pirates so they can give the lore
the Rustage part was great
Really wish I watched live because Captn Crunch has lore and was on Death Battle
A promise was made and he kept it 😁😁
WE ARE MISSING AFOW PIRATES. MAD JACK, THE PIRATE GIRL FROM MONSTER MUSUME AND THE ONE FROM DEADLIEST WARRIOR AND OTHER IM BLANKING ON
24:11 Scott tennerman!!!
Fun fact: Dora the Explora had a pirate episode, so she is technically a pirate as well
My son asks for the pirate paw patrol episode 😂 those pups are high teir
I think we forgot space pirate Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo.
I think if you were gonna translate pirates of the caribean charcter's reputations and such to a one piece bounty tier system... Then davy nones would be a yonkou, sparrow would be somewhere in between yonkou and commander for the reason that he can't keep a crew or even his ship... But whichever side has him with them in a conflict is probably gonna win... And finally, barbossa would be the pirat king...
You can’t convince me that capt crunch isn’t a marine
Is Ridley from the Metroid series mentioned?
Davy Jones should be pirate king, he's immortal demi God immune to all weapons and can teleport across the seas
Relating to mr krabs mrs puff wasnt only one episode its been recently revealed hes been secretly dating her since then and a few recent episodes have centered around that
Jack would just fall upward like Buggy.
If Buggy is a Yonko i think Catman should be at least Yonko level
Didn't jack have a magic compass that pointed to whatever his heart wants he could just follow that to the one piece and get it within a week if he really wanted to
22:45 cartman is yonko level
Arbys is great it's just wildly expensive
No monkey Island representation makes me feel old.
1:29:56 yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
On Tekkings Views! Bender is Benderversal
Long John Silver's and Arby's are fucking awesome and delicious. I ate there all the time and it was always great and I always loved it.
Who knew there was so many other pirates from fiction to rank. 😅😂
Captain Feathersword should have been included
1:31:25 shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
EVERYBODY
What about the Pirate guy from Dodgeball?
Tekking, were the same age. HOW in God's name is Phantom Hourglass your first Zelda game?? The classic ports and Oracles/Links Awakening were on GB. Did you ever emulate the core console games, because if you haven't you absolutely should!
Never forget cap'n Horatio magellan crunch is a fraud! He's an admiral
Hook would be Brown Beard
You forgot Assassin Captain Edward Kenway :(
Captain Hook is at least lo; he outruns the personifcation of time