As someone who works in the emergency department - in real life they would be driving her to the hospital while having that conversation. You would never shrug at someone being at 89% O2 and drop them off alone somewhere, especially after a cardiac arrest! "I trust you" girl he cannot do a troponin or chest x-ray in the middle of the field, you need to be in a hospital. She was dead and underwater with a low O2 sat, you didn't even auscultate her, why would you assume she didn't aspirate water while drowning? Also her chest compressions suck despite that being the only thing we ever see her do as an EMT. In conclusion, I can't enjoy movies anymore >>
Just so we're clear: she PARKS her stolen, damaged taxi at the airport, leaves for a WEEK, and then comes back and drives home in the same stolen, damaged taxi -- with no license plates, in NYC, in 2003, while police AND a supervillain are actively looking for her. This was by far the funniest part of the movie for me and I'm surprised this review didn't comment on it more LMAO
Not only that, but they show her removing the license plates way too late in the movie so she "can't be tracked" but every taxi has a tax fare which is a trackable device in every taxi in NYC during 2003. SO THEY COULD HAVE TRACKED DOWN THAT FUCKIN TAXI
I was gonna say it's GTA rules where the car stays in your garage as long as you don't load another area, but she literally loaded another area..... wait, was it loading another area, or was it something else? All I know is that occasionally, I have to replace one of Franklin's cars.
@@fy4b230as a Patriots fan I can confirm I was at the Gillette stadium when Amendola threw the pass to Edelman to score on y’alls and ended up coming back to defeat y’all
"when do i stop" "you dont, if you stop they die" i love that she never mentioned calling 911 😭like yeah you are supposed to not stop but only until paramedics arrive lmao
@@potatopotatow Yeah, that's all I could think. A pillow is a fucking terrible frame of reference for cpr and it's clear they were not using enough force
Ok, this comment section is being pretty dense right now. Doing actual CPR on a living human is incredibly dangerous, it could suffocate them and break their ribs, so clearly actors have to be gentle with each other (especially so they can keep acting unconscious). Perhaps you just never noticed before because the surrounding story was good enough for plausible deniability.
Wait she STEALS AN AMBULANCE that is currently responding to an emergency?! So there’s somebody who desperately needs medical help, and now they can’t get that person to a hospital. Wow. What a hero.
The ambulance she steals is the one that they called for Mary Parker, but then they decided they couldn't wait for the ambulance to get there, so Ben Parker takes them in the car.
I personally love the scene where she tries to climb the wall. Unironically. She just looks so legitimately embarrassed with herself for even trying. Maybe the embarrassment was so convincing because it was real.
Something about saying "I can see better than I ever have" in a deadpan voice to the question "how is your eyesight" seems so passive aggressive and sarcastic and i love it.
It was technically an ambulance called for the Parker family, so it's not like anyone was using it that exact moment... but also that in itself is incredibly stupid and not communicated well at all in the film.
@@poochyenarulez Hence my wording of "at that exact moment", yes. She didn't steal an ambulance which had arrived for someone who needed it, she stole the ambulance from the Parker family who decided they couldn't wait for an ambulance for no good reason and had left before it arrived. So it shows the writers did *notice* the problem, but they also wanted the scene of the ambulance crashing through the wall and weren't paid enough to care to write anything smarter in leiu of explanation.
Her casually looking for a specific place in the Amazon Forest, with a drawing of the whole region made to look like a treasure map, a photo of a tree, and nothing but an Eastpak bag on one shoulder and wearing jeans is hilarious.
It was great. The movie made it look like she just hopped off the plane and strolled through the jungle to the exact spot her mother was at in about half an hour. She really only spent the afternoon in Peru.
No one can convince me that this movie was not a money laundering scheme, there is no way the budget was actually fully used in this straight to video movie.
It definitely feels like money laundering. How else would this even get made? It's a superhero movie where none of the main characters ever become superheroes. It's a concept designed to fail.
Apparently the budget was 80-100 million dollars. About 10% lower than movies like the mario movie, sonic 2, and across the spiderverse. This movie does not feel just 10% cheaper than those.
I think the music is there because it's trying to tell the audience: "remember, it's 2003. Did you forget? It's 2003. It being 2003 is incredibly important to the plot for some reason, please remember 2003"
Wait, if the movie is set in 2003, and that baby near the end is implied to be Peter Parker, doesn't that mean that in this universe he would start his superhero career in like 2020? What a shitty year to start fighting crime.
That fireworks scene is absolutely hilarious. So they’re powerful enough to blow a human sized hole in a brick wall, shoot down a helicopter, and carry its momentum deep into a body of water. But it also does virtually no damage when it hits the villain, and she can block them using a piece of corrugated sheet metal. Absolute minimum amount of effort was put into the simplest bit of logical thinking in this movie.
The movie clarifies that they are high-strength "industrial grade fireworks," which is a term Google does not recognize. I guess they're referring to fireworks that are only sold to licensed pyrotechnicians, which are typically just called professional fireworks. I'd like to imagine these "industrial fireworks" are used to make building demolitions a bit more fun lol
So she took a firework to the face that was so damaging that it permanently and irreversibly blinded her, yet didn’t disfigure her. Even her nose which was right in the path of the flame, was perfectly fine.
Bright enough light can destroy eyesight. Even permanently. Many fireworks contain magnesium, which actually burns more brightly in water, so, this is not actually bad. The light itself could blind her permanently without burning her face one bit. The paralysis may just be from striking the water at the wrong angle. This movie was mostly dumb, but this part was actually pretty on point.
@@Edax_Royeaux She landed on her back in water after a fairly long fall. That is what they were saying caused the paralysis. Impact of her spine on the water.
25:33 Just the way she says that line "It's already crazy" without any emphasis is so incredibly unnatural to imagine. Like even without the other line of "It's going to get crazy" surely you can realize where the emphasis goes on that line even if you're semi-competent
I would say it sounds like she said the line like it was the tenth take, and she just wanted the scene to be over, but we all know there wasn't that many takes to begin with.
@@TheSitchOmg not only is your interpretation of the terribly-enunciated lines being detected as another language, but it apparently means “and who went… take OUT” in English. Fascinating. 🤓
Yeah it's such a bad delivery I can't even imitate it. Like I find it actually impossible from a performance perspective to say "it's already crazy" in the way that she did without putting any emphasis on the word "already". Truly fascinating
It gives the impression that they were feeding the actors their lines on the spot and out of order based on where they had the cameras set up, like they were filming the scenes line-by-line or something
There's literally no way that he was in the amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died. Like that's just impos- HOLY SHIT HE REALLY WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH HER MOM WHEN SHE WAS RESEARCHING SPIDERS RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED
An important but unmentioned detail is that the song playing during the diner scene was also in the _Catwoman_ basketball scene. There's some kind of poetry there.
AND the film has a couple scenes where a stray cat wanders into Dakota Johnson's apartment. I mean, the cat has nothing to do with anything, but the parallel is there.
Out of all of the baffling and insane things in this movie, somehow Cassie being completely confounded on how to open a can of Pepsi is my favorite thing. Watch how many times she struggles to even grasp the concept of what needs to happen... its captivating.
Something tells me that Sony literally casted Adam Scott in this role simply because he previously played a character named “Ben”. I honestly would not put it past them.
I saw multiple comments about how she stole an ambulance that was responding to an emergency situation. Heres what happened: Ben and Mary call an ambulance initially, then decide they cant wait for it to show up and end up leaving in Ben's car. The ambulance gets to the house right after Madam Webb gets there. So she stole the ambulance originally meant for Mary Parker.
@@bhpowell32Probably because the EMT just went into the front door of the Parker's house that she knows is empty and that they are headed to the hospital at that very moment, so probably put 2 and 2 together. Idk. This is one of the dumbest big budget movies I've seen in a long time.
That's almost worse. Ben is an EMT and he calls an ambulance, presumably knowing roughly how long it will take, then just leaves anyway and lets those responders show up to an empty house with no explanation. Then some random lady takes their vehicle. They probably think the phone call was just to lure them in so they could steal the ambulance.
I was surprised to see it on Netflix so fast. My Girlfriend saw it and said it was trash and Usually I like movies that most say are bad but I trust her on this one.
Ah yes, NY in 2003. When you can park your stolen taxi at the airport, leave for the amazon, and be back in a matter of hours. If post-9/11 New York airports are known for anything, it's efficiency. Lax security, and efficiency.
This was by far the funniest part of the movie for me and I'm surprised this review didn't comment on it. She PARKS her stolen, damaged taxi at the airport, leaves for a WEEK, and then comes back and drives home in the same stolen, damaged taxi -- with no license plates, in NYC, in 2003, while police AND a supervillain are actively looking for her.
The fact that they gave 100 million dollars to people who had no idea what they were doing weirdly gives me hope that I'll be able to fund my first theatrical film. Gib money and I'll actually try.
Could you imagine what could have been done with that money? In the US we don’t even have Healthcare, but Sony can throw millions of dollars in a fireplace and call it “a movie”.
I saw Madame Web ironically so I was fully satisfied. But it is a bafflingly incompetent film: The hero has premonition power, so maybe it's like The Edge of Tomorrow, where you show a few failed runs, and then a perfect run? It doesn't do that The villain saw how he was going to die in the future, so maybe he read the dream wrong? He died in a completely different way
from this review at least i kinda took it as his death being pretty much the same in spirit but just looking different, but thats prob giving the movie too much credit idk
Imagine if Iron Man was only the Tony in the cave and at the end Rhodey saved him from the terrorists and right before the credits rolled it showed Tony's idea for an Iron Man suit which we would see in Iron Man 3 because Iron Man 2 was about Pepper beating Obadiah
You've just explained the entire Sony cinematic universe. I like to think of the major executives like the producer in episode 2 of smiling friends, "We spent three million dollars on this." Honestly they're just wasting away the months until they can start writing movies with AI.
@@nobodyinparticular9640the voice acting in that game was actually pretty solid for the time, a couple weird pronunciations of words aside, it’s an insult to compare it to Madame Web 😆
Omg I can't believe you didn't comment that the weird song played in the woods is the SAME SONG played during the infamous basketball scene from the Catwoman movie with Halle Berry
Honestly, the idea of two competing psychics fighting and constantly altering the future they glimpse in their visions to try and get the upper hand over one another could be really cool. Too bad the movie didn’t do a thing with it.
That reminds me of an anti-vaxxer joke I saw: Anti vax parent: I didn't vaccinate my child because I trust God will heal my child God: I literally gave the scientists who developed the vaccine innate scientific abilities and divine encouragement to develop said vaccine, so they could more effectively do my work for me on Earth, you absolute buffoon
Hey, quick question. Why-OF ALL THE MOVIES SONY HAS THE RIGHTS TO-is Madame Webb watching a Christmas Carol in what appears to be.. summer? Spring? It looks warm outside..
Because i guess the movie is about a guy getting a vision of the future, idfk Executives needed a movie about having visions of the future and Sony only had that... :p
She's doing research into future sight maybe? That's incredibly contrived and stupid that she would pick a christmas carol but I assume that's the only logic to justify her choosing to watch it in that moment not long after watching those people die.
I love this movie's implication that Peter Parker is like the 5th or 6th Spider-Person New York has seen at this point. He's not special or anything, they get Spider-People all the time, it's just one of those New York things. Pizza Rats and Spider-People, that's NYC baby!
Can you see into the future now? Maybe you should check to see if you can climb walls too in case your mother was bitten by a spider when she was in the amazon researching spiders.
when i saw her contemplating her bloody hands i expected to hear, “i can’t believe you committed suicide. how could you commit suicide? i can’t believe…”
I am a medical student and this point came up during one of our sessions: Good CPR CAN break ribs, but there’s no indication that it needs to happen to be effective. It obviously depends hugely on the patient (imagine a fit healthy young man vs a crumbly old woman). It works off the principle that you can’t heal from broken ribs if you’re dead, so do it as you can. With that being said, out of hospital cardiac arrest survival is around 10/11% so random stranger CPR on the street isn’t going to be what saves a life - calling an ambulance is. Tl;dr rib breaks happen but they’re not a requirement for good quality CPR
@@jonathalon6022 Not a requirement, no, but it's happened almost every time I did CPR over the course of four years as an EMT. The ribs are meant to protect the heart from outside shock anyway. I don't aim to break ribs whenever I do chest compressions, but I have to wonder how much someone is actually stimulating the heart if the ribs are still in perfect shape.
When I watched it in the cinema, it was half full, but everybody went there knowing how much of a shitshow it was gonna be. At the quote ''when you will take responsibility, great power will come'''. I clapped and everybody started doing it. Best experience at the movie theater I ever had and its from Madame Web.
its also funny to believe that a single firework would be strong enough to blow a hole in a BRICK WALL and destroy a HELICOPTER. theyre not dynamite, theyre meant for show, not destruction. i remember last new years we accidentally fired a firework at our trampoline and house, and you know what happened? nothing. they were completely fine
Just wanna say I deeply appreciate all the work you put into these reviews/commentaries. I just rewatched your lion king 2019 part one-it’s going to be an amazing day when part 2 arrives :)
got to love all those unintentional comedies, that keep making so incoherent characters and narratives, that what is clearly meant to be the good protagonist, makes more sense to be the villain by its actions, and the wannabe villain is VERY close to be a good character.
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Where online do you watch the movies you don’t own? All of my sites keep dying on me.
also we got, TaKe OuT
"WHerE's maI SpyDUr, ThEy TüK Mai SPaidUr!"
"I trust you"
"You need to see a doctor"
"No I don't, shut up"
*HarvestDawn.mp3*
Truly one of the movie scripts of all time
@@tom989Whole premise was scribbled on a diner napkin before the writer wiped his bum with it because mens didn't have tp.
It's almost like the writers are too stupid to live.
As someone who works in the emergency department - in real life they would be driving her to the hospital while having that conversation. You would never shrug at someone being at 89% O2 and drop them off alone somewhere, especially after a cardiac arrest! "I trust you" girl he cannot do a troponin or chest x-ray in the middle of the field, you need to be in a hospital. She was dead and underwater with a low O2 sat, you didn't even auscultate her, why would you assume she didn't aspirate water while drowning? Also her chest compressions suck despite that being the only thing we ever see her do as an EMT.
In conclusion, I can't enjoy movies anymore >>
I love that they named the magic spiders "las arañas", which is just Spanish for "spiders". They couldn't even be bothered to make up a name.
But it's in a foreign language, ooo mysterious
That's just regular Peruvian spiders, they're all magic.
Resident Evil 4 type stuff
That's some real "Manos: The Hands of Fate" energy right there.
@@utes5532More than 10% of Americans speak Spanish so this is especially funny because it's not even foreign to a huge amount of Americans
I feel very represented by this movie. I also talk out loud to myself and generally sound like I'm acting off a script without good direction.
and i also try to crawl on walls to check if i randomly gained spider-powers
@@peterstangl8295It's always good to check every once in a while in case you were bitten and didn't notice anything.
Just so we're clear: she PARKS her stolen, damaged taxi at the airport, leaves for a WEEK, and then comes back and drives home in the same stolen, damaged taxi -- with no license plates, in NYC, in 2003, while police AND a supervillain are actively looking for her. This was by far the funniest part of the movie for me and I'm surprised this review didn't comment on it more LMAO
Not only that, but they show her removing the license plates way too late in the movie so she "can't be tracked" but every taxi has a tax fare which is a trackable device in every taxi in NYC during 2003. SO THEY COULD HAVE TRACKED DOWN THAT FUCKIN TAXI
I was gonna say it's GTA rules where the car stays in your garage as long as you don't load another area, but she literally loaded another area..... wait, was it loading another area, or was it something else? All I know is that occasionally, I have to replace one of Franklin's cars.
I love how they are so lazy that they couldn't be bothered to make 2003 look like 2003.
@@MadMaxineC What do you mean? I remember working at a supermarket and all of our security cameras were in 4k and had facial recognition
Surely a car without a license plate would be suspicious in it of itself
According to Madame Web Peru is just a medium-sized public park with no dangerous fauna and you can explore it in an afternoon.
And you can fly there from Manhattan in a Cessna 170.
As a Peruvian, this is true. Peru really is just a public park disguised as a country.
@@Lemoncakelover678 Can I find my mother's hidden secret research there in a day or so?
As a Baltimore Raven fan I too, can say, that I’ve been to Peru and it’s a public park masquerading as a country.
@@fy4b230as a Patriots fan I can confirm I was at the Gillette stadium when Amendola threw the pass to Edelman to score on y’alls and ended up coming back to defeat y’all
watching this video in the amazon researching spiders with my mom rn
Before she's died, right?
@@Todarain RIP Mama ButteredBreadSlice.
Me too, also I'm edging
I’m having a premonition you’re in danger.
HWITAWMRSBSD
Imagine dying because someone tried to perform CPR on you but their only frame of reference was Madame Web.
"when do i stop" "you dont, if you stop they die" i love that she never mentioned calling 911 😭like yeah you are supposed to not stop but only until paramedics arrive lmao
Lots of gentle cpr going on in this movie
@@potatopotatow Yeah, that's all I could think. A pillow is a fucking terrible frame of reference for cpr and it's clear they were not using enough force
With great cpr paramedics will come
Ok, this comment section is being pretty dense right now.
Doing actual CPR on a living human is incredibly dangerous, it could suffocate them and break their ribs, so clearly actors have to be gentle with each other (especially so they can keep acting unconscious).
Perhaps you just never noticed before because the surrounding story was good enough for plausible deniability.
Wait she STEALS AN AMBULANCE that is currently responding to an emergency?! So there’s somebody who desperately needs medical help, and now they can’t get that person to a hospital. Wow. What a hero.
Is there anything she won't steal, after stealing away the YOUTH from those teenage girls.
Also even tho she has premonition powers she’s fine with the outcome of the helicopter combusting turning the pilot to toast too lol
I may be wrong, but I think they tried calling an ambulance to Ben's sister-in-law's house, then left in his car. dunno, it looks like the same house.
No Jay, saving three lives is better than one
The ambulance she steals is the one that they called for Mary Parker, but then they decided they couldn't wait for the ambulance to get there, so Ben Parker takes them in the car.
I personally love the scene where she tries to climb the wall. Unironically. She just looks so legitimately embarrassed with herself for even trying. Maybe the embarrassment was so convincing because it was real.
Definitely real. Same with the CPR motel scene. Probably reshoots with no script and poor direction.
I felt the same way. That's probably the exact face I would've made if I was alone in my room doing stupid shit like that lol
Something about saying "I can see better than I ever have" in a deadpan voice to the question "how is your eyesight" seems so passive aggressive and sarcastic and i love it.
me being mean to my optometrist for literally no reason
I don't know why but that seems like a Neil breen dialogue
@@Alternavito The scene with the strawberry jam gloves is also very Breeny.
She sounds like she wants to go home
It is giving Toph vibes ngl. But since Toph was born blind, I feel like it'd be even funnier coming from her
I can't get over the fact that our main character - a paramedic - STOLE AN AMBULANCE.
There should have been a line where Zooey Deschanel says: It’s okay I’m a paramedic!
@@ShadowRubberDuck they do look similar 😆
It was technically an ambulance called for the Parker family, so it's not like anyone was using it that exact moment... but also that in itself is incredibly stupid and not communicated well at all in the film.
@@finn_underwood What about the future medical emergencies that the ambulance won't be able to be used for in the future?
@@poochyenarulez Hence my wording of "at that exact moment", yes. She didn't steal an ambulance which had arrived for someone who needed it, she stole the ambulance from the Parker family who decided they couldn't wait for an ambulance for no good reason and had left before it arrived. So it shows the writers did *notice* the problem, but they also wanted the scene of the ambulance crashing through the wall and weren't paid enough to care to write anything smarter in leiu of explanation.
"With lots of responsibility, you gets power as well"
-Spider-power person
Man-Spider
"if you go after that responsibility, the greater your power will be"
- Spider expert man
"Power = Responsibility^2"
-Spider einstein
This is basically the evil version of the Spider-Man line
"With great power comes a firework right in your eyes"
Her casually looking for a specific place in the Amazon Forest, with a drawing of the whole region made to look like a treasure map, a photo of a tree, and nothing but an Eastpak bag on one shoulder and wearing jeans is hilarious.
Ikr? I've prepared more for short hikes in Scotland, and there's not even any Las Aranas here which can kill a person lmaooo
Good thing trees grow very slowly in the Amazon Rain Forest.
It was great. The movie made it look like she just hopped off the plane and strolled through the jungle to the exact spot her mother was at in about half an hour. She really only spent the afternoon in Peru.
Madame Web's actual power is her ability to steal things and she legally owns them, including humans.
That's called slavery...
Film is on GTA logic. She didn't get any stars.
No one can convince me that this movie was not a money laundering scheme, there is no way the budget was actually fully used in this straight to video movie.
It definitely feels like money laundering. How else would this even get made? It's a superhero movie where none of the main characters ever become superheroes. It's a concept designed to fail.
@@QuintessentialWalrus It reminded me of the film The Producers.
Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, also comes to mind.
Dude you might be right.
Apparently the budget was 80-100 million dollars. About 10% lower than movies like the mario movie, sonic 2, and across the spiderverse. This movie does not feel just 10% cheaper than those.
The money was actually used to give madam webb real premontion powers.
I think the music is there because it's trying to tell the audience: "remember, it's 2003. Did you forget? It's 2003. It being 2003 is incredibly important to the plot for some reason, please remember 2003"
If there was no Crazy In Love I will be severely disappointed
the movie is in 2003 because it reminds me of classics like “Daredevil”; “Catwoman” and “Elektra”
Wait, if the movie is set in 2003, and that baby near the end is implied to be Peter Parker, doesn't that mean that in this universe he would start his superhero career in like 2020? What a shitty year to start fighting crime.
@@Alexander-gb4rr I most canons he starts being Spider-Man at 15
The script was written in 2003
I loved this movie so much I named my child M. Adam Web in its honour
Mah' Adum web
What’s the M stand for?
Morbius
*Adum
@@steinfieldseinfield it stands for "My god, what a fantastic movie!", of course
So glad to see the directors cut of the YMS review XD
We’ve just received word that a second YMS has hit Madame Web
He’s gonna get stick in it and the spider’s gonna get him
LYLE WAKE UP
TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
😅😅😅
@@makeitthrough_ Best reference ever hahaha
That fireworks scene is absolutely hilarious. So they’re powerful enough to blow a human sized hole in a brick wall, shoot down a helicopter, and carry its momentum deep into a body of water. But it also does virtually no damage when it hits the villain, and she can block them using a piece of corrugated sheet metal. Absolute minimum amount of effort was put into the simplest bit of logical thinking in this movie.
Everyone knows spiders are nearly impossible to kill. Now had they been giant newspapers...
you just weak. one little smush with a napkin kills and traps it without touching it
@@numbersbubble Aw, poor little guy, you don't get how jokes work.
@Grand_Works but they are not spiders, just humans with vaguely similar abilities. that wasn't a joke
The movie clarifies that they are high-strength "industrial grade fireworks," which is a term Google does not recognize. I guess they're referring to fireworks that are only sold to licensed pyrotechnicians, which are typically just called professional fireworks. I'd like to imagine these "industrial fireworks" are used to make building demolitions a bit more fun lol
The bad guy delivers his lines as if he isn’t an actual human who has spoken words before.
He sounds like Chatgpt trying to write dialogue.
@@Missjunebugfreakthis movie might as well have had its script written by chatgtp
@@Missjunebugfreak He sounds _worse_ than chatgbt writing dialogue.
Bro think he's The Master from Fallout
I haven't seen the movie so I assume he's an otherworldly entity puppeting a random guy.
Movies like this are really inspiring because it really shows that anybody can be a director
I’m trying to figure out who did a worse job, the director of Madame Web or the director of Mamma Mia
"You need to go to a doctor"
"I don't need a doctor, I trust you"
"Then trust me when I say you need to go to a doctor"
"No"
So she took a firework to the face that was so damaging that it permanently and irreversibly blinded her, yet didn’t disfigure her. Even her nose which was right in the path of the flame, was perfectly fine.
It hit her so hard in the face, her legs stopped working.
Bright enough light can destroy eyesight.
Even permanently.
Many fireworks contain magnesium, which actually burns more brightly in water, so, this is not actually bad. The light itself could blind her permanently without burning her face one bit.
The paralysis may just be from striking the water at the wrong angle.
This movie was mostly dumb, but this part was actually pretty on point.
@@Edax_Royeaux
She landed on her back in water after a fairly long fall.
That is what they were saying caused the paralysis. Impact of her spine on the water.
5:00
A spider bit her mom while she was dying in childbirth in the Amazon when she was researching spiders right before she died.
That's how it works.
25:33 Just the way she says that line "It's already crazy" without any emphasis is so incredibly unnatural to imagine. Like even without the other line of "It's going to get crazy" surely you can realize where the emphasis goes on that line even if you're semi-competent
an we gaht...take OUT?
I would say it sounds like she said the line like it was the tenth take, and she just wanted the scene to be over, but we all know there wasn't that many takes to begin with.
@@TheSitchOmg not only is your interpretation of the terribly-enunciated lines being detected as another language, but it apparently means “and who went… take OUT” in English. Fascinating. 🤓
Yeah it's such a bad delivery I can't even imitate it. Like I find it actually impossible from a performance perspective to say "it's already crazy" in the way that she did without putting any emphasis on the word "already". Truly fascinating
It gives the impression that they were feeding the actors their lines on the spot and out of order based on where they had the cameras set up, like they were filming the scenes line-by-line or something
The legacy of Madame Web will forever be the Dune 2 popcorn bucket
Id really like if Adum cracked open a nice cool Pepsi, slowly took a drink, then smiled at his webcam while Spice Girls played in the background
World war z moment
a delicious pepsi cola would really hit the spot!
Pepsi spicy
They really missed an opportunity in The Lion King 2019 for Mufasa to slam down a cold refreshing Pepsi before saving his son for the hyenas.
I'd prefer a nice refreshing Wolf Cola
There's literally no way that he was in the amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died. Like that's just impos-
HOLY SHIT HE REALLY WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH HER MOM WHEN SHE WAS RESEARCHING SPIDERS RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED
An important but unmentioned detail is that the song playing during the diner scene was also in the _Catwoman_ basketball scene. There's some kind of poetry there.
like poetry, it rhymes
@@DesolatedChild018”i may have gone too far in a few places”
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED IT FROM CATWOMAN LIKE I SPECIFICALLY WATCHED THAT REVIEW A FEW DAYS AGO I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPING THO
Was just about to comment this! I wonder if it was some kind of homage?
AND the film has a couple scenes where a stray cat wanders into Dakota Johnson's apartment.
I mean, the cat has nothing to do with anything, but the parallel is there.
Out of all of the baffling and insane things in this movie, somehow Cassie being completely confounded on how to open a can of Pepsi is my favorite thing. Watch how many times she struggles to even grasp the concept of what needs to happen... its captivating.
If only Kendall Jenner had played her
She also fingered a can of mountain dew for far too long before the Chinese food scene
You cant call Adam Scott "Ben" and not expect me to think this is Ben Wyatt, Human Disaster.
That was the first thing I thought of too
I spent the whole movie going “Ben Wyatt would be so proud to be in a Spider-Man movie and then SO mad at what they did with the lore”
Excuse me?! That's the Mayor of Ice Town you're speaking about! Watch your damn mouth!!!
Something tells me that Sony literally casted Adam Scott in this role simply because he previously played a character named “Ben”.
I honestly would not put it past them.
I saw multiple comments about how she stole an ambulance that was responding to an emergency situation. Heres what happened: Ben and Mary call an ambulance initially, then decide they cant wait for it to show up and end up leaving in Ben's car. The ambulance gets to the house right after Madam Webb gets there. So she stole the ambulance originally meant for Mary Parker.
Yeah but how would she know it was for Mary? Was that another premonition they forgot to put in?
@@bhpowell32 🤷🏽♂️
@@bhpowell32Probably because the EMT just went into the front door of the Parker's house that she knows is empty and that they are headed to the hospital at that very moment, so probably put 2 and 2 together. Idk. This is one of the dumbest big budget movies I've seen in a long time.
That's almost worse. Ben is an EMT and he calls an ambulance, presumably knowing roughly how long it will take, then just leaves anyway and lets those responders show up to an empty house with no explanation. Then some random lady takes their vehicle. They probably think the phone call was just to lure them in so they could steal the ambulance.
That's OK, I'm sure they don't have anywhere else to be.
I love that we’re getting a sequel to Adum’s Madame Web review before a sequel to Madame Web, which will likely never happen!
I was surprised to see it on Netflix so fast. My Girlfriend saw it and said it was trash and Usually I like movies that most say are bad but I trust her on this one.
Ah yes, NY in 2003.
When you can park your stolen taxi at the airport, leave for the amazon, and be back in a matter of hours.
If post-9/11 New York airports are known for anything, it's efficiency. Lax security, and efficiency.
This was by far the funniest part of the movie for me and I'm surprised this review didn't comment on it. She PARKS her stolen, damaged taxi at the airport, leaves for a WEEK, and then comes back and drives home in the same stolen, damaged taxi -- with no license plates, in NYC, in 2003, while police AND a supervillain are actively looking for her.
But you can fly to Peru without having to go through customs right?
@@QuintessentialWalrus I work for NYSDOT and I can tell you that car would have been towed in 30 minutes or less if it was left like that lmao
The fact that they gave 100 million dollars to people who had no idea what they were doing weirdly gives me hope that I'll be able to fund my first theatrical film.
Gib money and I'll actually try.
Could you imagine what could have been done with that money? In the US we don’t even have Healthcare, but Sony can throw millions of dollars in a fireplace and call it “a movie”.
It has to be attached to a franchise tho, if you can't milk it for sequels it probably won't get off.the ground
They just went around Hollywood with out stretched hand, shouting "money, please!" and worked
“Wow- dude MADAME WEB!”
Wait-- SHE'S MA'AM WEB???
I LOVE SONY SO MUCH 🥹🥹🥹
THAT'S SICK DUUUUDE
SHES SO COOL! SHES SO COOL!
Hmmmm, suspicious.
"where's my spider... TheY TOOK my SPIYER"
Same energy as "They stole my Schmongus"
I saw Madame Web ironically so I was fully satisfied. But it is a bafflingly incompetent film:
The hero has premonition power, so maybe it's like The Edge of Tomorrow, where you show a few failed runs, and then a perfect run? It doesn't do that
The villain saw how he was going to die in the future, so maybe he read the dream wrong? He died in a completely different way
from this review at least i kinda took it as his death being pretty much the same in spirit but just looking different, but thats prob giving the movie too much credit idk
I like that they decided Madame Web needed to "earn" her blindness. It's like when Lex Luthor gets his head shaved at the end of Batman vs Superman.
The cpr scene has the EXACT same akwardness from bad sex scenes
Truly
That wasn't a sex scene?
@@kaykutcher2103 they're saying that it reminds them of bad sex scenes. You know, like in The Room.
@@SlavaSeshdude it's a joke
Imagine if Iron Man was only the Tony in the cave and at the end Rhodey saved him from the terrorists and right before the credits rolled it showed Tony's idea for an Iron Man suit which we would see in Iron Man 3 because Iron Man 2 was about Pepper beating Obadiah
You've just explained the entire Sony cinematic universe. I like to think of the major executives like the producer in episode 2 of smiling friends, "We spent three million dollars on this." Honestly they're just wasting away the months until they can start writing movies with AI.
The ONLY Madame Web sequel we desire or will accept
The villain’s dubbing is giving Druids (2001), insane it was released in cinemas like that
Also the game "The Mystery of the Druids" (or Droods), lol
Bet that guy enjoys a good pizzer.
@@nobodyinparticular9640the voice acting in that game was actually pretty solid for the time, a couple weird pronunciations of words aside, it’s an insult to compare it to Madame Web 😆
@@oneinathousand2156 You know what, you're right, lmao
Story and character's actions make even more sense there than in this movie, lol
YMS has the best merch to confuse your friends that dont watch YMS
Definitely, very niche.
Hmmm, suspicious
or to confuse friends that don’t have a mom that was researching spiders in the amazon when she died
FATHA
@xch00F 100% agree
This series now has the video count of 2/5's of your SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK review, Adum.
We got a part 2 of Madame Web before we got part 2 of The Lion King LMAO
Omg I can't believe you didn't comment that the weird song played in the woods is the SAME SONG played during the infamous basketball scene from the Catwoman movie with Halle Berry
hmm, suspicious!
Can’t wait to hear Scoot’s opinion on it!
@@frederickshaibani5655 That didn't age quite so well
“They took my spider!”
“They took my HANDS!”
“When you accept the responsibility, great power comes” is what they tell every shitty manager at a fast food restaurant
With great power comes great responsitrilitrust
Throughout this whole movie, I kept waiting for someone to say "lemme try the remix"
It's...OVERTIME
The spider in history
That song in the diner scene I immediately recognized from the infamous basketball scene from Catwoman 😂😂😂
@@frederickshaibani5655and playing gta v 😂
It's a good thing the fireworks were "industrial grade" otherwise they may not have been powerful enough to blow a giant hole in a solid brick wall
Should have been an ad for THAT
thankfully they weren't strong enough to smash Madame Web's face in though.
@@peterstangl8295 They were so strong the impact traveled from her face through her entire body and shattered her legs.
But at the same time a man in head to toe spandex could swat one away into a helicopter.
Honestly, the idea of two competing psychics fighting and constantly altering the future they glimpse in their visions to try and get the upper hand over one another could be really cool. Too bad the movie didn’t do a thing with it.
Amazingly enough I feel the same exact way about the game Psychic Detective. What missed opportunities...
I've never laughed harder than seeing those goofy sunglasses on her, and desperately needing her to just have a keytar and wacky tie.
TIL most people do not talk to themselves every second they're alone.
“You need to go to a doctor”
“No, I trust you”
“Okay… then GO TO A DOCTOR!”
That reminds me of an anti-vaxxer joke I saw:
Anti vax parent: I didn't vaccinate my child because I trust God will heal my child
God: I literally gave the scientists who developed the vaccine innate scientific abilities and divine encouragement to develop said vaccine, so they could more effectively do my work for me on Earth, you absolute buffoon
This movie feels like one of those unintentional comedies M. Night Shyamalan would make during the mid-2000s
Maybe the villain was the real JG Scrunt.
I literally watched the first part just last night on a whim and was excited for when this video would come out. I am Madame Web I can see the future
LMAO "cartay blanshay" I don't think I've ever heard anyone pronounce it like that
Madame web is one of the greatest Motion Videos of all time time and I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER TOWARDS IT
It’s Webbin’ Time… forever
It's madam'in time.
maybe its the music, but this is the most old school feeling YMS video in a long time. great vid
The stealing an ambulance scene was actually brilliantly setting up the villian for the sequel this movie will definitely get
"Where is my spider?! They TOOK my spider!!" has me fucking wheezing
🐉🐲
"1/10...loved it," should be on a t-shirt, too, if it isn't already 😂
There’s so much CPR in this film it almost feels like a poorly disguised kink
Scrooge COULD change things, that was the whole point of the ghosts
Hey, quick question. Why-OF ALL THE MOVIES SONY HAS THE RIGHTS TO-is Madame Webb watching a Christmas Carol in what appears to be.. summer? Spring? It looks warm outside..
Because i guess the movie is about a guy getting a vision of the future, idfk
Executives needed a movie about having visions of the future and Sony only had that... :p
She's doing research into future sight maybe? That's incredibly contrived and stupid that she would pick a christmas carol but I assume that's the only logic to justify her choosing to watch it in that moment not long after watching those people die.
@@vulfpet3568 she should have watched Dead Zone or Donnie Darko, but Sony needed more ways of boasting their own content lmao
I love this movie's implication that Peter Parker is like the 5th or 6th Spider-Person New York has seen at this point. He's not special or anything, they get Spider-People all the time, it's just one of those New York things. Pizza Rats and Spider-People, that's NYC baby!
If I ever thought a film was written by AI, it would be this one.
omfg i remember seeing the dude with the PSP and thinking "thats...not right"
glad Im not the only one
Remember when Paul Atreides got his eyes burned out looking at the stone burner and then didn't need his eyes anymore because prescience
I 'member
"Watch out Dag! She's having a VISIONNNN-A A A A H H H!"
[Cut from Madame Webb to Garth Marenghi's Darkplace]
God bless you for reminding me to rewatch all of Garth Marenghis Dark Place
The “It’s a finders keepers situation” literally killed me.
Can you see into the future now? Maybe you should check to see if you can climb walls too in case your mother was bitten by a spider when she was in the amazon researching spiders.
Between this and that tarot card movie, I can only presume that Sony serves only the finest opioids at their shareholder meetings.
27:14 this is the part that genuinely broke me I rewound it so many times. Onyur followed by the worst action I’ve ever seen
when i saw her contemplating her bloody hands i expected to hear, “i can’t believe you committed suicide. how could you commit suicide? i can’t believe…”
So nice of them to make a movie just to advertise Pepsi.
Put yourself behind a Pepsi:
If you’re a-livin’, you be-long-ong!
Pepsi spicy
@@ShadowRubberDuck Allegedly like a hot lady!
The best part about the future is that it hasnt happened yet
Madame web
The super power to see ten minutes into the future is underrated.
I talk to myself when no one’s around
Same
I love how her reason to ignore uncle Ben's advice is that she trusts him. The screenwriter clearly got snubbed at the Oscars.
I literally can't believe some of these scenes exist. It is amazing I love it.
Wait she’s Batman!?!
the famous pepsi cola warehouse that doubles as a fireworks factory
13:56 - The song that's playing while they're walking in the woods is the same song that plays during the basketball scene in Catwoman.
Bruh... that CPR scene was gold. I'm glad you posted it or else I wouldn't see it. It's so freaking awkward. LMAO.
my favourite part in madame web is when madame web uses her powers to tell the girls that it is ok they ordered kung pao chicken
A well deserved part 2, not one question went unanswered nor made the movie any more appreciated. Excellent
Can't wait for the Sony remake of The Sandlot starring Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Jack Nicholson as the children.
...there's nobody on the planet who wouldn't watch that.
YES!! I’ve been waiting for this! I’ve seen so many people cover this and every time I saw it I was like “I cannot wait til Adum comes back to it!”
13:58
"Scandalous" by Mis-Teeq.
Funny to think that "Catwoman" is no longer the worst film to feature this song.
I love your dry sense of humor. I’m laughing out loud while making grilled cheese sandwiches over here.
If Kraven the Hunter is as great as this film, then we can expect only the greatest of films in the future from Sony
I can forgive the crappy CPR because good CPR usually breaks ribs. A paramedic once told me that you're not doing it right until the ribs get crunchy.
Ribs getting crunchy is a phrase that I can somehow hear in my head when I read it. Yikes
I am a medical student and this point came up during one of our sessions:
Good CPR CAN break ribs, but there’s no indication that it needs to happen to be effective. It obviously depends hugely on the patient (imagine a fit healthy young man vs a crumbly old woman). It works off the principle that you can’t heal from broken ribs if you’re dead, so do it as you can. With that being said, out of hospital cardiac arrest survival is around 10/11% so random stranger CPR on the street isn’t going to be what saves a life - calling an ambulance is.
Tl;dr rib breaks happen but they’re not a requirement for good quality CPR
@@jonathalon6022 Not a requirement, no, but it's happened almost every time I did CPR over the course of four years as an EMT. The ribs are meant to protect the heart from outside shock anyway. I don't aim to break ribs whenever I do chest compressions, but I have to wonder how much someone is actually stimulating the heart if the ribs are still in perfect shape.
When I watched it in the cinema, it was half full, but everybody went there knowing how much of a shitshow it was gonna be. At the quote ''when you will take responsibility, great power will come'''. I clapped and everybody started doing it. Best experience at the movie theater I ever had and its from Madame Web.
its also funny to believe that a single firework would be strong enough to blow a hole in a BRICK WALL and destroy a HELICOPTER. theyre not dynamite, theyre meant for show, not destruction.
i remember last new years we accidentally fired a firework at our trampoline and house, and you know what happened? nothing. they were completely fine
Madame Web, a movie so bad, you’ll never complain about Spider-Man 3, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, or the Venom movies ever again.
Just wanna say I deeply appreciate all the work you put into these reviews/commentaries. I just rewatched your lion king 2019 part one-it’s going to be an amazing day when part 2 arrives :)
If ever 🤷🏻♂️
maybe next year
@@peterstangl8295 If he waits until next year, that means we'll get his review for "Mufasa" before part 2 of the film that came before 🥴
Because of your first review, me and my brother went to see it in theaters and laughed hysterically the entire time.
got to love all those unintentional comedies, that keep making so incoherent characters and narratives, that what is clearly meant to be the good protagonist, makes more sense to be the villain by its actions, and the wannabe villain is VERY close to be a good character.