Best of Cory's dad (oneyplays/sleepycast compilation)

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  • @terranosuchus
    @terranosuchus Год назад +2030

    "What did the chicken say to the road" is my new favorite coryism

    • @rombromb6080
      @rombromb6080 Год назад +1

      "cock-"

    • @spartan113ish
      @spartan113ish Год назад +98

      Not new btw. I've been saying it for years and NOBODY has ever listened.

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 Год назад +183

      ​@@spartan113ishIt's true we've all been ignoring this guy

    • @D_an_
      @D_an_ Год назад +65

      ​@@mattsmith457 what guy?

    • @Wyrm3
      @Wyrm3 Год назад +8

      @@D_an_ My guy, my guy

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet Год назад +1421

    The only reason i believe the Corey's dad stories is because that's the only explanation Corey's like that

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 Год назад +65

      Autism?

    • @-aquamarine-324
      @-aquamarine-324 Год назад +12

      @@morgantodd3748☠️

    • @hansofaxalia
      @hansofaxalia Год назад +67

      That level of ‘tism isn’t something you can inherit, you have to earn it

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@morgantodd3748 Ding ding, we have a winner. @hansofaxalia3079 is completely wrong. You've clearly never seen the 'tists who just shriek and paint the walls with their shit.

    • @hansofaxalia
      @hansofaxalia 9 месяцев назад

      @@lucasottens8506good

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB Год назад +1264

    “Cory there’s literally no way to escape this”
    “I would look for an opening to escape”

    • @jacksonbtb571
      @jacksonbtb571 Год назад +115

      *excape

    • @rosnath
      @rosnath Год назад +39

      Literally the breakfast question playing out in real time

    • @hj-hh4gc
      @hj-hh4gc Год назад +31

      But his basement had windows

    • @hj-hh4gc
      @hj-hh4gc Год назад +52

      And he specifically said his dad said wasn't gay

    • @ultraspinalki11
      @ultraspinalki11 Год назад +38

      "You can't escape, I *WILL* *ape you."

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ Год назад +712

    Cory’s dad is like a cartoon villain that gets revealed as a misunderstood prankster later in the show with a tragic backstory, and then goes right back to fucking with everyone as usual

    • @gamertwo541
      @gamertwo541 Год назад +44

      His dad is Ice King bro 💀

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 11 месяцев назад +8

      hes doofenshmirtz

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 10 месяцев назад +17

      So basically, he's Peter Griffin in every episode where he bonds with Meg just to go back to being a dick to her the next episodes.

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 10 месяцев назад +11

      Cory's dad is just if Yujiro from Baki the Grappler was American.

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 6 месяцев назад

      Pierce from Community

  • @jackalexande
    @jackalexande Год назад +776

    It's interesting to see how Chris and Zach have changed their senses of humor and personalities over the years but Cory has remained exactly the same

    • @scottball2796
      @scottball2796 Год назад +178

      I wouldnt say it's changed much but zach and chris have to monetize their content so they hold back a lot. They censor themselves for their brand (which Im not against, everyone has to make money) I just wish youtube didnt have them censor themselves so much

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande Год назад +94

      ​@@scottball2796 It's also the fact that sleepycabin was what, 4-5 years ago? I think most people change in that amount of time

    • @Alyrael
      @Alyrael Год назад +145

      ​@@jackalexande
      Have you heard the amount of censoring they have to do regularly? That's just the stuff they didn't cut. Also given the content of these jokes, they didn't change all that much if at all really. They're still internet edgybois at heart, which is part of why I still watch them and not things like, say, GameGrumps or something.

    • @helloenemy
      @helloenemy Год назад +87

      @@Alyraelthey never stopped r slurring and f slurring. We only get to hear the monkeys.

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande Год назад +24

      @@Alyrael Yeah I was rewatching their Hitman 2 playthrough and Zach made a Columbine joke so I guess you're right lol

  • @hexmaniac6810
    @hexmaniac6810 Год назад +961

    Corey: “honey you’re home early”
    His dad: “and you’re not”

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 Год назад +1928

    I 100% believe Cory's Dad is just a regular normal guy but Cory's INTENSELY atrophied brain remembers him like this.

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs Год назад +225

      i think if cory was completely insane he'd have weird stories about his other family too, but it's just oddly specific stories about just his dad

    • @senkodan
      @senkodan Год назад

      Yeah, you wouldn't mind him spreading your cheeks, alright

    • @jameshodgson3656
      @jameshodgson3656 Год назад +116

      nah there's plenty of guys like Corey's dad

    • @Heizenberg32
      @Heizenberg32 Год назад +184

      There are people like Corey's Dad. You could talk to them and not even know it. But you will start to see it when you live with them, or work closely with them. Then, one day, their ghost is f***ing your a** at the bar in front of all of your friends. That's when you realize: Your dad was not a cool guy.

    • @votuhtx
      @votuhtx Год назад +25

      ​@jameshodgson3656 yes. They're called alcoholics 😂

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Год назад +530

    it's been a while since i've laughed as hard as i did at picturing as cory cowering in a basement saying "why did dracula go vegan? he heard stake was bad for his heart" at a big burly man about to rawdog his ass

    • @tobiasvik3278
      @tobiasvik3278 Год назад +58

      Or doing that thing where you're running around the table in the dining room while the guy chasing you is on the other side.

  • @OPdbx
    @OPdbx Год назад +483

    Corey's sister is the true underdog of all of this. I would love to hear her side.

    • @SmokeyD_
      @SmokeyD_ Год назад +85

      Cory seems like the cool friend who had a really hot sister

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Год назад

      @@SmokeyD_ it's a Midwest 8. unless if you're from Delaware, don't get excited.

    • @xxforeskin_gamerxx4395
      @xxforeskin_gamerxx4395 Год назад +1

      Fr, I would love to take her hand in marriage

    • @Kevin-cl2ez
      @Kevin-cl2ez 11 месяцев назад +76

      it would be so funny if her pov coreys dad is normal and corys just a psycho

  • @y3llowdog
    @y3llowdog Год назад +268

    Sabtastic: "You lived in the woods?"
    Chris, without missing a beat: "That sounds about right."

  • @damoji5332
    @damoji5332 Год назад +381

    This is such an unreliable narrator situation. I love it

    • @Desparil
      @Desparil Год назад +54

      People have found news articles about the sponge factory he talked about, and there are lots of places in MO where the water has high levels of lead contamination so the whole "water people" thing is totally reasonable too. Definitely Cory's memories are all filtered through his 'tism, but there's definitely a core of truthfulness in there.

    • @damoji5332
      @damoji5332 Год назад +31

      @@Desparil I have a theory that he thinks he came out unscathed, but he drank a drop of the water, and it already changed his brain. Hence the Coryism

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@damoji5332he definitely got some of the water if he claims he could still bathe in it

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty 5 месяцев назад

      Like the movie Big Fish, if it was directed by Harmony Korine.

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 8 месяцев назад +111

    "You can't fuck what you can't see"
    * Fades away *

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Год назад +183

    The most insane part to me about Cory is that his stories about his dad are wild enough but his mom married another man who is just as crazy and is in a cult.

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 Год назад +31

      This is all pretty standard stuff for Midwestern Americans, Corey' family being from Indiana. People out there are just warped and bizarre.

    • @Desparil
      @Desparil Год назад +81

      @@joekaz5198 Cory grew up in Missouri, not Indiana. Still, people have found news articles about the sponge factory he talked about, and there are lots of places in MO where the water has high levels of lead contamination so the whole "water people" thing is totally reasonable too.

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 Год назад

      @Desparil you're right, it was Missouri.

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 11 месяцев назад

      Michigan isnt that bad is it?

    • @zusty9589
      @zusty9589 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@joekaz5198 West coast US hands typed this

  • @houseofsacrifice
    @houseofsacrifice Год назад +400

    "Coryyyyy~ Playtime~" never fails to make me laugh and shriek like a chimpanzee

    • @primatelover99
      @primatelover99 Год назад +15

      you may need to go to the hospital if you sound like a chimpanzee while laughing

    • @ratsinawall
      @ratsinawall Год назад +46

      @@primatelover99Interesting comment from primatelover99

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Год назад

      ​@@ratsinawallthis is chris' alt acc

    • @KoldPhaze
      @KoldPhaze 8 месяцев назад +5

      Chimpanzee being riddled with bullets from a minigun

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@ratsinawallIf a person name primatelover is worried enough about you to tell you to go to the hospital 'cause you sound like a chimpanzee, you listen to them. They have that deep knowledge.

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR Год назад +127

    I want to see a artsy short film of Cory’s dad burning their shack to the ground with Hans Zimmer swelling orchestra music.

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 6 месяцев назад

      and then it hard cuts to corys dad rawdogging him in the ass with no music

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 5 месяцев назад +4

      That was the true Sleepycast finale

  • @HadenDA_sort_of
    @HadenDA_sort_of Год назад +396

    I’m with Niall on this. I don’t doubt that Cory’s dad was… an odd character, but do think Cory perceived things weirdly.

    • @gruntocranberry1322
      @gruntocranberry1322 Год назад +141

      they always misconstrue why his dad does things cause corey is bad at telling stories, the big tractor tire one is a good example, they ask why he did that and he says, "to try to get to know me better" and its taken as the tire was supposed to bring them together, but it was the hike to the tire that he meant.

    • @HadenDA_sort_of
      @HadenDA_sort_of Год назад +62

      @@gruntocranberry1322 right?! I don’t know how they didn’t get that. The tire probably just a thought of “uhh… I don’t have a conclusion to this hike. Tire! I’ll say the tire is his gift.”

    • @colt-_-jonson1743
      @colt-_-jonson1743 Год назад +1

      @@user-qv5sm5dw1v to mention it's ramblings of a porn addict

    • @blunderbuss1395
      @blunderbuss1395 Год назад +7

      yeah i wish cory's dad was my dad tbh he sounds SO nice

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake Год назад +8

      both things can be true

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 Год назад +139

    20:32 "You're a pervert Cory"
    "I'm no such word!"
    Biggest lie ever told on OneyPlays.

    • @SilverLining1
      @SilverLining1 3 месяца назад

      Not oneyplays

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 месяца назад

      “You can’t even draw clothed women!”
      “Hmmmm, you got me there”

  • @cinematicmovies-ci2gj
    @cinematicmovies-ci2gj Год назад +181

    Cory’s Dad reminds me of mine :( For one Christmas he got me a air freshener that hung on a car, which I didn’t have because I was 8. He just got it because he needed one

    • @maninthewindow3074
      @maninthewindow3074 Год назад +18

      omg same, my dad got me socks and deodorant for christmas and he acts exactly like cory's dad

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Год назад +14

      Your dads give you stuff? My mom has always gotten all the gifts and writes "love from dad" on some of them. 20 years later he starts sulking if I don't give him a card that he don't read anyway and throws away the next day.

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI Год назад +13

      Y'all have dads?

    • @boanoah6362
      @boanoah6362 Год назад +27

      When I was 12 I really wanted a PS2 and my dad talked me into a deal where I'd help him at work for summer and he'd get me one for my birthday. When my birthday rolled around he got me a full gold panning set including a sand sieve for 500$ and was confused when I started crying and as punishment for being ungrateful he kept the gold panning stuff for himself...
      His logic was that I could've panned for gold and bought my own PS2 and I somehow would've been grateful to him for teaching me work ethic.
      We didn't live anywhere with gold, he just thought there was for some reason...

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz Год назад +23

      ​@@boanoah6362when I was 14 my stepdad had a schizo episode and screwed all the windows in the house shut so the FBI wouldn't abduct him for brain experiments.

  • @trashiiii
    @trashiiii Год назад +274

    Cory’s dad sounds like a real piece of work

    • @xatab901
      @xatab901 Год назад

      He is a real jerk

    • @ChickenKinglolz
      @ChickenKinglolz Год назад +67

      Like father like son

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs Год назад +32

      the more i learn about this "cory's dad" guy, the less i care for him

    • @YoqDzewa
      @YoqDzewa Год назад +3

      Work dat quAss son

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Год назад +1

      Cory’s dad sounds like a genuine asshole, no wonder Cory is the way he is. I’m surprised he’s not worse tbh

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Год назад +183

    The fact that they talked about Cory's Dad for over 40 minutes is a joke onto itself

  • @cripsldmslamsm
    @cripsldmslamsm Год назад +122

    As someone with a fucked up, cartoon villain dad this compilation is strangly comforting. Sucks that people grow up with dads like this but it's also kinda nice to know we're not alone.

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 10 месяцев назад

      There's nothing wrong with Cory's dad. Cory is just autistic.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 7 месяцев назад +2

      And you think Cory's dad forcing him to do a bunch of shit he didn't want to was *Helping* him NOT be autistic? Okay lol. @@lucasottens8506

    • @poogissploogis
      @poogissploogis 3 месяца назад +1

      I've found my people! I use the exact words "cartoon villain" to describe my dad as well

  • @JacobVonRoker
    @JacobVonRoker Год назад +451

    Cory has his quirks but I'm always impressed by how little stamper ever Listens to someone as they talk

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Год назад +132

      Meth…

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI Год назад +41

      @@user-qv5sm5dw1v bro Corey was friends with chadbase, the loser who would draw inc*st and CP

    • @ridwan5266
      @ridwan5266 Год назад +5

      @@user-qv5sm5dw1vout of curiosity, where’d u hear about this stuff

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 Год назад

      ​@@toidIllorTAmISo was Stamper, he's still buddies with Shaddai Prejean the pedophile.

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Год назад +4

      ​@@user-qv5sm5dw1vI never heard about Sonny.. wow

  • @pengu5950
    @pengu5950 Год назад +70

    Regarding the weight lifter cory's father, the tractor tire could be something for working out, as hitting a big tire with a sledgehammers works for strength and motion.

    • @vodkagurgle588
      @vodkagurgle588 Год назад +28

      Or he wanted him to get in so he could push him down the hill.

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz Год назад +10

      ​@@vodkagurgle588little Cory going "wheeee! Again, again, Papa!!" As he lands at the bottom of the hill.

    • @conormoon4421
      @conormoon4421 6 месяцев назад +3

      I think he wanted to bond with him on the 2 hour hike to the tire

  • @riccast4274
    @riccast4274 Год назад +73

    I like how the thumb nail of his dad is
    Just Carl from ATHF.

    • @timothyfinn3619
      @timothyfinn3619 Год назад +9

      Wouldn't surprise me if Cory's dad IS Carl

    • @bartholomewofthebotflies5960
      @bartholomewofthebotflies5960 Год назад

      Cory’s Polish ancestry would explain his low IQ

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 3 месяца назад

      It's actually from a Comic strip named "The Parking Lot is Full" , and this specific image was quite a meme in the olden days - in the original, the dad is wearing a Goofy mask and is holding a belt as he informs his cowering son that it is "Goofy Time"

  • @GrandGoblin
    @GrandGoblin Год назад +55

    Corey's childhood sounds like a combination of Joe Dirt and Napoleon Dynamite

    • @godfatherpablo5569
      @godfatherpablo5569 Год назад +4

      2 of my personal favorites

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 10 месяцев назад +3

      You know what's crazy is that both of those movies are supposed to take place in Idaho lol. I was born in Idaho and grew up kinda like Corey.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 9 месяцев назад

      Papa Rico still can bench 400

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty 9 месяцев назад +4

      Gummo and Julian Donkey Boy are more accurate.

  • @1nWaterBurning
    @1nWaterBurning Год назад +69

    Started with the best hypothetical in all of history ever

  • @baronobeefdip1119
    @baronobeefdip1119 Год назад +79

    4:13 is one of my favorite Zach moments from Sleepycast. I love how he charges into the joke as hard as possible for like 2 seconds then realizes what he's saying

  • @gugu5285
    @gugu5285 Год назад +113

    im SO happy that this is back, ive listened to the cory ones like a hundred times

  • @triceratroytv2292
    @triceratroytv2292 6 месяцев назад +19

    Corey is as reliable a narrator as Chris Chan, but just like Chris Chan, there had to he some fucked up childhood shit that made him how he is

    • @jamlpe
      @jamlpe 6 месяцев назад +7

      corey and chris chan are from the same litter

  • @UNR3D
    @UNR3D Год назад +160

    Cory’s dad sounds unreal

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Год назад +30

      Freddie Mercury was truly one of a kind

    • @Goodroosters
      @Goodroosters Год назад +3

      Yo your icon is triggering some kind of memory what's that

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire Год назад +1

      ​@@Goodroostersfat black lady from the gta 5 comp

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire Год назад +1

      ​@@GoodroostersI think

    • @UNR3D
      @UNR3D Год назад

      @@oiltycoonbillionaire my icon? I got it from a commission

  • @unlimited-edge
    @unlimited-edge 9 месяцев назад +74

    As crazy as Cory is I fully believe his dad stories. A little odd seeing people try to excuse away his dad when he sounded like a kind of abusive nut. Like the thing about bringing his son along to church to bag women easier or snapping his metal detector and lying about it the next morning or burning down the treehouse is legitimately concerning lol

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 4 месяца назад +8

      i believe him too actually, but i think the reason his friends are reluctant to say that Cory's dad sounds pretty awful is because Cory himself never describes it as neglect or abuse, and also defends his dad's actions as reasonable/funny stories. It might make things awkward or rude if they tried to level with him in that way when Cory doesn’t seem to quite realize it himself. Also, Cory is not the most legible, consistent or reliable storyteller, which doesn't make it very easy to parse what he's talking about half the time; quite a few of his stories are a bit farfetched and its hard to parse those from the ones that are legitimate. This is the same dude who insists that the characters in Poppy Playtime were designed for sex appeal.

    • @poogissploogis
      @poogissploogis 3 месяца назад +4

      I completely agree. The metal detector story sounded so much like something from my own childhood. My dad NEVER remembered doing horrible things to us, he always conveniently didn't know what we were talking about. I only got one single apology out of him my entire life, and it was when the wake of his destruction was too big to pretend he didn't remember.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 17 дней назад

      @@gregjayonnaise8314ok but he was actually right about the pink thing from poppy playtime being made to be sexy

  • @FloofMother
    @FloofMother Год назад +29

    5:06 “this is a hypothetical situation?” Implies that Cory believed that he was being asked what he would do in a situation that already happened to him if he could do it over again until this exact point.

  • @DedHedZed
    @DedHedZed Год назад +55

    Reminds me of my dad. Sweet traumatic memories.

  • @dylanmansfield3960
    @dylanmansfield3960 Год назад +36

    In my head Cory’s dad looks like one of the dads in Ren & Stimpy

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet Год назад +3

      I picture Anthony's Dad.

  • @oak7741
    @oak7741 Год назад +37

    always loved when cory talked about his dad in sleepycast

  • @gamergamer7508
    @gamergamer7508 Год назад +50

    The tractor tire is so hilarious

  • @phantompop3192
    @phantompop3192 Год назад +218

    The Sleepycast bit of Corey fucking his dad kills me every time.

  • @steamymallard7649
    @steamymallard7649 Год назад +60

    Cory's dad is like a weird Ronald Dahl villain

  • @JonDaTechDon
    @JonDaTechDon Год назад +19

    I wasn't expecting Cory of all people to be the one explaining the definition of mack. Cool.

  • @partymantis3421
    @partymantis3421 Год назад +41

    We all talk about Corys "coryizms"
    but considdering both his tracktor tire gifting movie bully dad & his alien conspiracy step dad,
    its honestly surprising he turned out as well as he did

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks Год назад +18

      Because Cory’s a good boy. You can tell he learned how to be the exact opposite of his parents, but unfortunately it came at the expense of his emotional maturity.

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@Pleasestoptalkingthanksactually no, he’s pretty emotionally mature. It’s just that we see him when he’s hanging around with his friends so he doesn’t have to put on his public social skills. On his twitter he is much more eloquent

  • @BeanbonVG
    @BeanbonVG Год назад +14

    “Maybe some day you can have two giant tires”
    God damn, if that gift wasn’t so shit to begin with, that would be a scathing line to drop on someone

  • @myujmes
    @myujmes Год назад +33

    4:16 "thats my mom 😕..."

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn Год назад +18

    This whole group, including Lyle, Shad, and everyone else they've ever interacted with are much needed relics of the golden days of the internet. Fun times.

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 6 месяцев назад +3

      yeah shadmans really someone you wanna be calling a much needed relic

    • @sneedclavehere8918
      @sneedclavehere8918 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@BalsamicJeebs
      He was a good artist, he just got pretty fucking annoying when he hut his loli phase

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 5 месяцев назад

      @@sneedclavehere8918 yeah he was a great artist, he just used his powers for evil

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 4 месяца назад

      ​@@BalsamicJeebspretty sure some a good chunk of their early 2010s animations have backgrounds made by shad

  • @thatfunkadeus
    @thatfunkadeus 4 месяца назад +4

    i like that cory pretended he had been to the bar stamper made up

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 Год назад +38

    5:10 I wish I wasn't eating spicy noodles at this part. I laughed with my mouth full and I now can feel noodle spices in my nostrils. XD

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Год назад +6

      I do love that this has the vibe of an early 20s yt comments

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr Год назад

  • @dummyshorts
    @dummyshorts Год назад +33

    Coreys dad reminds me of clay puppington

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan Год назад

      "Is he molesting his son?"

    • @houseofsacrifice
      @houseofsacrifice Год назад +12

      Man I didn't know Orel grew up to draw Sonic corn

    • @ieatforeskindotcom
      @ieatforeskindotcom Год назад +8

      @@houseofsacrifice religious trauma can lead you to the worst places, trust me I know

    • @theconmantube3449
      @theconmantube3449 Год назад

      @@ieatforeskindotcomyou were “forced” to go to church twice 🥲

    • @fatherofthepigeons2854
      @fatherofthepigeons2854 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@houseofsacrificethe best ending possible

  • @three_seashells
    @three_seashells Год назад +16

    I'm new here, but MY dad was exactly like this. My dad lost his dad at age 9, and honestly these stories sound like they are from my childhood - uncanny.

    • @spregged7231
      @spregged7231 6 месяцев назад +4

      Ngl my dad isn’t nearly as bad as Cory’s but yeah I get the same kinda “I’m your bro not your dad” vibe that my dad used to give off. His dad died when he was 2, and so he never really learned about being a dad. I would say that my dad isn’t a bully like Cory’s dad is but he definitely shows the signs of like just making jokes instead of teaching how to live well. My dad got wayyy better with time and now we’re closer but yeah I remember those weird moments from time to time and it’s gotten me to reflect on how I act a lot.

  • @Doctor_Portly_64
    @Doctor_Portly_64 Год назад +37

    1:10 Zach steals the whole video because I love this bit and Stamper going "Zach did that happen to you?" Immediately after

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 7 месяцев назад +6

      “Nobody’s old man just keeps beer in the cellar”

  • @totebagally
    @totebagally 10 месяцев назад +5

    Zach's ramp-up with the mental asylum story made that punchline hit like a tone of bricks, I'm in tears.

  • @RoachDawggJR
    @RoachDawggJR 3 месяца назад +3

    cory’s dad constantly subjecting him to sisyphean-level tasks as a child somehow makes sense based on his seemingly limitless amounts of gamer rage

  • @thegreenestofmachines
    @thegreenestofmachines 11 месяцев назад +9

    hearing this actually makes me feel kinda bad for Cory.

  • @Itariatan
    @Itariatan Год назад +29

    I'm never making fun of Cory ever again

  • @BeanbonVG
    @BeanbonVG Год назад +14

    The way the first scenario devolves from Corey’s dad singing a creepy song before fucking him to him saying “you want to fuck da da?” Like Adam sandler is so funny

  • @SnagTheRabbit
    @SnagTheRabbit 6 месяцев назад +4

    The scary trombone music as Cory's dad approaches faster and faster made me cry laughing.

  • @dopomaximus7083
    @dopomaximus7083 4 месяца назад +5

    32:33 It's so funny that after ALL of this (and more) he would still do exactly what his dad did to him. What a bizarre guy...

  • @boglurker2043
    @boglurker2043 6 месяцев назад +6

    Ngl I would’ve been hyped if I got a metal detector as a kid. That ones on Cory.

  • @TheNSJaws
    @TheNSJaws Год назад +7

    said it on previous ones, gonna say it for this one too. this explains so much

  • @johnstruktor1661
    @johnstruktor1661 6 месяцев назад +5

    Cory's dad is literally just Yujiro Hanma

  • @FoxesInBoots
    @FoxesInBoots Год назад +102

    "what would you do"
    "I would-"
    "No, you can't do that. Can't escape. Gotta get raped"
    "Guess I'll get raped I guess"

    • @FoxesInBoots
      @FoxesInBoots Год назад +10

      Dude this Convo is like someone tryna get a trauma victim to make fanfic of the experience. I cannot do this, this shit is weird

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor Год назад +6

      @@FoxesInBoots Honestly, that’s fair.

    • @PyrotechnicMooseIV
      @PyrotechnicMooseIV Год назад +30

      The whole point of the hypothetical is 'you're in this situation and to get out you have to tell a joke' but Cory instead of simply telling a joke, he kept on trying to run away from the entire scenario.

    • @nerdy_hedgehog
      @nerdy_hedgehog Год назад +18

      ​@@PyrotechnicMooseIVThat "you have to tell a joke" wasn't even in the original prompt. It was literally just "hey cory your dad is gonna rape your anüs".

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Год назад +3

      @@PyrotechnicMooseIVI think the point is that there’s really no joke good enough to escape that situation, so cory wanted to try any other way to run away,

  • @kodachromeraccoon5448
    @kodachromeraccoon5448 Год назад +91

    If there’s any chance you have that one called “Cory being mad compilation ORIGINAL Cory gets pissed and hurts his fucking throat” please please please reupload it that one was one of my favorites 💜

    • @samfitzz3
      @samfitzz3  Год назад +36

      Yep, I'll have it uploaded soon

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 Год назад +5

      ​@@samfitzz3Do you have "Best of Corey being fucking insane"?

  • @wyattwilliams9087
    @wyattwilliams9087 Год назад +82

    Cory's dad: does a legitimate funny prank on his son.
    Cory: "My dad's crazy and evil!"
    Also Cory: "I couldn't write on lined paper at the age of 14"😂😂😂

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Год назад +50

      Yeah getting him a useless metal detector as a present only to later snap it is really funny lol, just hilarious, I'm sure your dad did that too

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 11 месяцев назад +22

      The well known prank of arson

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Trynt33 weird comment

  • @niIIer1
    @niIIer1 Год назад +14

    Damn Freddie Mercury sure was weird.

  • @smexy_mudkip974
    @smexy_mudkip974 Год назад +3

    Im so glad im not the only one who's dad sat them down to watch faces of evil. I remember that dude who shotgunned his whole family then got turned into swiss cheese by the cops vividly to this day lmfao

  • @shrippie-4214
    @shrippie-4214 Год назад +10

    I am possibly deathly ill
    thanks for the reupload lol

  • @e1eventy7t
    @e1eventy7t Год назад +15

    10:18 exactly what I think when someone mentions concentration camps

  • @c0tt0nfl0w3r
    @c0tt0nfl0w3r 10 месяцев назад +10

    i think of corys dad as carl from athf

    • @commonwriternext
      @commonwriternext 8 месяцев назад +8

      "I HAD TO PULL A LOT OF STRINGS TO GET THEM TO HIRE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!"

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 7 месяцев назад +5

      "Yeahaha. Don't get too attached champ, that carpet's gonna be dinner tonight."

    • @commonwriternext
      @commonwriternext 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Pleasestoptalkingthanks I legitimately wouldn't find it hard to believe that Cory ate carpet as a kid

  • @DEMiURGE455
    @DEMiURGE455 Год назад +28

    The first bit 😂

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 2 месяца назад +2

    “That’s my mom :(“

  • @FloofMother
    @FloofMother Год назад +5

    Cory was living diary of a wimpy kid

  • @EllaiSivan
    @EllaiSivan 11 месяцев назад +2

    corys dad sounds like such an awesome guy

  • @liamwise46
    @liamwise46 4 месяца назад +1

    the buildup and punchlines for the 3 stories after 37:30 always kill me

  • @leodepew5696
    @leodepew5696 8 месяцев назад +3

    It’s not in this compilation, but one of my favorite moments is when Cory says his dad is Freddie Mercury (I think it’s in the Civ VI play through?) because of a really old SleepyCast animation of the first clip where they draw his dad as Freddie. Those old SleepyCast podcasts are so nostalgic for me.

  • @qurazy
    @qurazy Год назад +7

    Corey's dad is really kinda rad

  • @jaredgerdts
    @jaredgerdts 4 месяца назад +1

    Wish i had a crazy rambunctious childhood like this lol

  • @macdarby9926
    @macdarby9926 Год назад +8

    1:45 he's trying to intimidate you. 😂

  • @bryancampos6415
    @bryancampos6415 Год назад +5

    Lmaoooo jackhammering his mom 😭😭 that’s crazyyyy

  • @AnonEMoose-fu6wv
    @AnonEMoose-fu6wv 6 месяцев назад +4

    Hot take, his father to me seems like a guy who didn't know when to pull back the punches with the pranks and probably didn't want to be a father who eventually got tricked into joining the Scientology cult.

  • @Seenic69
    @Seenic69 Год назад +5

    Tractor trailer tires are pretty expensive, saw a used one for a couple grand

  • @sooz7740
    @sooz7740 5 месяцев назад

    On one hand I imagine that Corey is just insane, but on the other hand it makes sense why he is the way he is.

  • @ClaytonGoodman-do1gz
    @ClaytonGoodman-do1gz 4 месяца назад

    I love when they get so into the joke they forget they're talking about people's parents

  • @kentodiamond6039
    @kentodiamond6039 9 месяцев назад +1

    Cory’s dad sound like a fun guy

  • @Joey_Star_
    @Joey_Star_ 8 дней назад

    I love how they put cory in this extremely depraved situation where he would get fucked by his dad but then get mad at him for wanting to run away

  • @sporepics
    @sporepics Год назад +3

    Off to an explosion of a start.

  • @babit65
    @babit65 6 месяцев назад +1

    Corey is simply Artistic is all.

  • @RoachCatJr
    @RoachCatJr Год назад +23

    me when Sleepycast: :)
    me when Sleepycast with Mick: :(

    • @PudgySasquatch
      @PudgySasquatch Год назад +1

      What’s wrong with Mick?

    • @farterboy
      @farterboy Год назад

      ​@@PudgySasquatchHe killed a hooker in 1998

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Год назад

      @@PudgySasquatchWeirdo alcoholic who harassed numerous women both online and offline.

    • @PudgySasquatch
      @PudgySasquatch Год назад +6

      oh damn explains why he doesn't come on anymore

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg Год назад +1

      @@JakobatHeartnah, he’s just a huge piece of shit. slept with Chris’ girlfriend & then tried to go make a scene at the release party for Zach’s adult swim show.

  • @kairyonaznable20
    @kairyonaznable20 Год назад +3

    I love the pic xD you should have given him ace ventura’s head xD

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 4 месяца назад

    22:11 always liked the idea of church as something you go to for your own good. It's not about appeasing a higher power, it's just about putting yourself in a happy place.

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 6 месяцев назад +17

    It’s so weird that the top comments are gaslighting Cory and taking his dads side. wtf. Are you guys all boomer dads who were terrible fathers too?

    • @heartz4guitarmasterx7
      @heartz4guitarmasterx7 2 месяца назад +3

      50% of the fanbase is actually cory's dad in disguise apparently because these comments r wild

  • @xavierjesusmiranda5508
    @xavierjesusmiranda5508 Год назад +1

    I wonder how many times Cory's dad watch this.

  • @mosspawcat
    @mosspawcat 2 месяца назад

    Cory: But I did have breakfast this morning...

  • @hj-hh4gc
    @hj-hh4gc Год назад +5

    "if you just believe in god, or you have him in your hole..."

  • @RobotPilots
    @RobotPilots 3 дня назад

    Cory's dad is literally just Clay Puppington

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 14 дней назад

    Cory and his Dad's dynamic is a lot like Bobby and Hank Hill, except if Hank Hill was abusive in the most weird and specific of ways

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Год назад +1

    One of the best.

  • @cody3335
    @cody3335 16 дней назад

    Here after Cory shared the fact he lived in a black room with a rat

  • @samwit7804
    @samwit7804 Год назад +4

    Thank you so much for uploading this

  • @Gaia_Gaistar
    @Gaia_Gaistar Год назад +9

    "What would you do if your dad raped you?"
    Classic Sleepycabin.

  • @gangrelraziel2247
    @gangrelraziel2247 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Best"?

  • @mastatheif9909
    @mastatheif9909 Год назад +1

    His dad sounds awesome 😎

  • @ChSjRi
    @ChSjRi 6 месяцев назад +5

    I see a few comments that say Corey's dad is just a normal guy and his fucked up brain is the reason why he remembers him this way.
    Although Corey has presented symptoms like complications in his thought process, I wouldn't rule that out. At first he may look nice and charming if we ever get to see him, but his father may very well be a person with narcissistic tendencies. Like when he burned down Corey's club house out of spite for not receiving enough attention from his two children, or doing pointless things that seem valuable and convenient to him at Corey's expense like the tire atop of the hill.
    Corey may have a hard time trying to connect things in his mind, and he may gaslight from time to time, but making a quick analysis of everything he says and putting everything together, he isn’t as incongruous as he seems.